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Dricus is black
>>142360211is lucaas tracy going live?
We don't watch that crap btw
TWO AFRICAN BORN FIGHTERS WE ARE THE CHILDREN WE ARE THE WOOOOOOORLD
flucas glazy
Chama!
goodnightirene
It feels like Dricus is laying a trap here. Israel is going to make a scene
Damn, Jizzstain has a tiny head compared to DDP.
Toes Them Up Aaron
Boooring
Alright Canada all you*OHHHHHHH* all you need to *WOOOOOOOAH!* just don't die to Neil Magny fo- *JUST LIKE THAT!" fuuuuuuuck!!!
For fuck sakes candada...
>got no (you)s on a shit meme he spent an hour making>make it the next OP>no one still cares
r8 this card
typical 5'1'' kiwi
>>142360466One of the cards of all time. Possibly ever.
>>142360466belal muhammed (0)/10000000000000000
>>142360452The K-1 posting will continue :)
>is there any, uhm, tension between you?
I swear the guy from submission radio asked the first questions
Ooooh Dricus got him
Damn, DDP is sharp. Jizzy got roasted.
wait why didnt they do kkf vs kape?
Is the presser worth even tuning in for? cba
izzy is a golfer
Will DDP win this fight?
>>142360695Kape said the no-no word
>I'll show him who he is>yeah, whatever that meanslmao
>>142360695This little monkey looks inbred.
>>142360719he seems to just win fights so yes
WASSUP NIGGA WHATS GOOD NIGGA YOU MY NIGGA
>>142360722so hes banned from austrailia? kek
>>142360717Very low energy. Probably not really.
>I'm gonna break stone brazzaSOON
>>142360762he didn't say that
>>142360734
Golf bros...
>I'm gonna get my nose broken brazzaSOON
just saying if tai didn't eat like a fat bitch for a month before the fight, gane is in a grave right now
Jizzy needs to call him the nword to win momentum back
>>142360808Those eating habits are the only thing keeping Tai in the heavyweight division.
i'm just say if gane's head exploded and he died, he'd be in a grave right now
>my belt is a tiarazesty
KKF looks like the dude from the Hungry episode of the X-Files. Soulless eyes.
>>142360794its over
>>142360913>Soulless eyesI see what you mean
even erceg doesn't believe that shitpantoja 49-46
Dricus and its not even close
>>142360466I'm actually impressed by how bad it is. Easily the worst I've ever seen (off the top of my head).
>>142360781>home is where your bank account is
>>142360913This reminds I need to finish watching season 2 of xfiles
Hunter Campbell Shadow Leader
erceg is a fucking little nerd
>>142361103pencil-neck dweeb, that fucker
>>142361103rude
steverceg is built like a bowling pin
>then they banged>HARD
>>142361162Damn skullmogged
>long ass staredownafrican niggas are ZESTY
>>142361162gonna need to see the traced skulls
Kinda useless bravado from a guy who's put on the most mind numbing 5 round fights in the division for years and who got fucking dominated from start to finish against Memeland.
>>142361162Special...
I didn’t even know a press conference was going on. Was poofc trying to hide this?
>>142361162>title shot off a loss
all that's left to finish off the story of israel adesanya is a nice flush overhand right knocking him unconscious
>>142361245Nah he's getting heemed by ground and pound similar to Stipe v Reem
>>142361162No way that doo is 6'4
>>142361162a lover's gaze
where is this staredown from wtf
Erin Blanchfield's girlfriend is signed to the UFC now
I'm the Firestarter.
Israel will win and then he will call out Alex at light heavyweight and then regardless of that outcome he will retire. All this talk of head hunting and re-matching Sean is dog shit he wants to grab the belt and immediately chase a super fight so he can retire on a high note.
>>142361339it's AI moron
>>142361190it's up
>>142361367Oh for me? For me myself oersonally it is Outer Space or Girls
>>142361369Also I hate how every single champ immediately calls for a fight against another champ. It's legit insulting, defend your damn belt a few times please.
>>142361353why are all the bitches childless dykes but all the women who win have normal male and female relationships? dyke shit is so cringealsoWhen is Fiorot getting her title shot?
oh nooooo
Need to see Sean Brady lose whenever he fights next
fists clenched, pockets filled with mom's spaghetti
>>142361424big zest
>>142361424haha Adesanya looks like a big piece of poop
>>142361376>black see le ebil white man>neuron activation
>>142361386I think it's gotta be this particular remix.https://youtu.be/tBrxaXJ-clc?si=yOBbDC0bBwyIvgGj
Dricus already won the conference with his "golf is a retirement sport" zinger but that skullmog is what made it a 10-8.
MMGAY
>>142361480It doesn't matter, Izzy always loses at the conference to the point where it doesn't matter.This fight is interesting, if Izzy is washed like many say, he is losing, but if he is as good as ever then he should either be able to brutally knock out Dricus or win in a boring decision.
>>142361519>you like bbc?>*smirk*
Post flight tickets.
>>142361539I'm not allowed on planes Im a flight risk
>>142361567I can't go on Twitter anymore.
Apparently Kape and Mokaev bumped into each other on the street and Kape randomly decided to split his head open with an elbowhttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1808296991132209568
>>142361162The fakest 6'4 in history bro what the fuck
>>142361614I hate that fighting nerd faggot
How do you think Alex vs DDP in MW would go?
every saffa coward is going to be at RAC arena for ufc 305 mayswell host springbok games while you're at it, they already do shit like that with the all blacks and nz expats
>>142361640>anti-semitismnot on my watch
>>142361376
How did Pooatan knock out Jiri with his small gnome feet?
>>142361653The same Alex that beat Sean and Izzy?DDP doesn't have the greatest takedown entires, so I could definitely see the world where Alex just times him and flatlines him, but I could also see DDP shooting for the legs the first minute in and blasting past his guard
>>142361700middleweight feet are smaller you hold all your water in your feet
>>142361653Easy heem for Dricus. If Adesanya can heem you then DDP can too. Pereira's chin is too shot at MW
>>142361882Dricus doesn't hit hard tho
quote my post and I will violently heem you
I dont like getting heemed so I will avoid quoting that post
>>142361882>If Adesanya can heem youEvery time people say this Pereira them proceeds to not get heemed
>>142361937>Pereira them proceeds to not get heemed>Legendary Polish wrestler>Hands on my waist Jerry because fuck defense>AlexStanding>Hands on my waist Jerry because fuck defensereal impressive stuff
You now remember ufc Africa lol.
>>142361614Kape is quite possibly the most based midget alive
we don't watch that shit here
Sex
>>142361959Heem said that all of them would heem alex
this is how legends are madeand it’s mindblowing
>>142361959But surely Dickpuss DuPussy would be different
>>142362017we don't use that language here
>>142361614man keeps these cunts accountable
The african finna heem the african
>>142362071wtf that constitutes assault. surprised his fighter license wasn't revoked
I'll give wales the benefit of the doubt and say he doesn't have the tickets yet (even though he is supposed to be in Mexico next week) and give him the opportunity to post tickets any time this week or even once he is here if he comes just post a picture with a timestamp and ill hop on a plane the same day.Night.
>>142362071honestly the fact that izzy didn't slap that midget's head shows what a bitch he is
wales is a faggot
Let's say, hypothetically, that Belal Muhammad wins.
One. Last. Run.
THE 41 year old Jan Blachowicz?
Chama? For me it’s Kurwa
Are we going to watch this?
qrd on the whales mexico situation? are they supposed to fight or is wales looking for an irl paragraph?
>>142362251gay lovers separated at birth
when is manel fighting or is someone ducking him again?
>>142362212I'm not watching either of the next two cards.
>>142362212everyone say "Thank you, Dana."
AY
if ortega still gets his sphere fight he is the official anti-karma evilchad
>>142362151Jan is the greatest living middleweight.
>>142362329that man would have killed lopes
>heems a wrestler fucker in the streets saving us from a boring fightname a moment more based than this in 2024
>>142362329Fluke>>142362346They have literally no reason to take it from him, he agreed to moving up to Lightweight months ago and his sphere fight was locked down. It's not even like he ducked Lopes, the doctor found him to be medically unfit to fight
>>142362381Always finding elaborate ways to duck
>>142362434on paper, yes. but someone asked daner what ortega's deal was and hes like "[shit you not but i talked to the guys after the weigh ins, and said is ortega acting funny or is it just me?]" he went on to say he wasnt sure if ortega has pesonal issues or what but he needa to get sorted out. something along these linessounded like daner suspected that ortega was never intending to fight or something. maybe he was just butthurt that the fight fell through
>>142362479Gamrot fucked Tracy
thoughts on the izzy line: "idgaf where he’s from but I’ll show him who he is."?I thought it was a pretty nasty line but dricus completely negated it by how cool he was in his response
>>142361424dricus has on like 2 inch lifted shoes LMAO
>>142362512I don't give a shit about all that desu.
>>142362529OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
drinkass dudepussy
Pissreal Faglasenge
The Guardian of GazaThe Aegis of Al-AqsaThe Liberator of the LevantThe Warrior of the West BankThe Captain of Al-QudsThe Hero of HebronThe Redeemer of RamallahThe Terror of Tel-AvivThe Judgement of JudeaThe Scourge of SamariaThe Lion of Palestine
>>142362716inshallah, peon the kuffar will be beheaded
>>142362813Leon is going to murder this rat lmfao
What do we think of them?
>>142362813yeah leon is gonna kevin nash this nigga god damn
>>142362898glover threw the jiri and jamal fights so alex could become the p4p all time GOAT
>>142362890They’re based, no reason to dislike any of them now that Caio’s heeming, Jean silva is extremely boyable
>>142362890I like them, hues are extremely soulful by nature, the opposite of dagis
>>142362813jfc absolute STATE of those pillowfists
Uh yeah...whatever that means
>>142362890who is the top center nigga?
hope peon and smellal go to a split decision draw in a snoozefest and get boo'd to shit.
Nowhere left for Peon to run. Time to accept his inevitable ass whooping. Fakest fraud record in the whole sport.
colbitch lost
Plus once Peon gets bulldozed now Islam fraud ass has no easy champ-champ duck option.
It's crazy that there's unironically no good wins on this whole page of W's
>>142363047This is advanced stat padding. /box/ wishes their fighters had this fake of records.
>>142362966Leon will be going to sleep on those pillows
>>142363061I hope Bell wins solely as revenge for his permanently disfigured eye.
STILL relevant edition
>>142363047The worst win on that record? Colbitch Cannington
>>142363090Cuz Colby won that shit with a broken fucking leg.
>>142363047Having a title shot after a year long lay off and 3 of your 4 ranked wins being washed lightweights and the other being a split decsion is impressive stuff.
this scottish person really doesn't like colby
>>142363104+ Nate Diaz simulated him+ Fluke head kick+ Lost trilogy despite RAMPANT cheatingHis record is just beyond fraudulent. I hope britbongs just tune out after aspinal blaydes, this shit is beyond over.
'erb really did let leon get away with every manner of cheating that fight, it's weird nobody talks about it
>>142363118fucking Bryan Barberena simulated him
The last time Leon lost a fight was during the Obama presidency. All Leon-haters BTFO.
>>142363141
>>142362890Hate all of them with a burning passion all gay faggots>Gimmick is that they're nerds with funny glasses Gimmick fags deserve heemingAnd seeing them heemed one by one will glorious
>>142363134He got a point taken, which is more punishment than 99% of fighters get
Those "soulless" Dagestanis are going to smash the Brazilian twinks. Many such cases.
why are muslims so gay?
>>142363190lack of soul
>Feed me Pfyer, i'm hungry
>>142363089conor mcgregor is never fighting again
victim announced soon
41 year old Nick Diaz hasn't experienced his hand being raised in the 'gon since he was 28 years old
Nick Diaz and Jan Blachowicz are the SAME AGE
>>142360211I love the rando kickboxing webms
>>142363028The UFC would be all over that fight. They love the "They used to be friends" plotline.
Fighter Removed, Andrei Arlovski
>>142363277Am I trippin or is Islam on HGH? Look at the bloat on his face now, compared to before, he use to have this sharp jawline now his face is puffed despite being lean
https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2024/07/noche-ufc-michel-pereira-vs-anthony-hernandez-booked-middleweight-bout-sphere-las-vegas
>>142363294>is a muzzie rat on pedsgee i wonder
>>142363307mad cause your GOAT is a chinless BJJ loser called Paul Craig?
>>142363284About time. No more picking up big pay checks whilst fighting like an absolute shitter.
Ian sounded like he was for real gay for Maia on MMA Hour.
>>142361162is dricus in heels? wtf is this height
>Belal is training with Team KhabibThe last time he did that, he had one of the best fights of his career. It's over for Leon....
>>142363330Its a 6'2 individual and a height-fraud "6'4"
>>142363356I thought ddp was 6'1 and izzy was legit 6'4fucking everyone is lying about their height
>fake gooby comeback>24 million dollar tickets>rugpull, slap together some underpaid bums>nobody bothers refunding their tickets because flights + hotel already bookedkek, how many more times can they pull this one?
>Baby, no me iba a juquear>Hasta que empezaste a columpiar>No es pa' hablar, es pa' echar par>Na' más quiero que tú seas mi chichi partner
>>142363472we don't post that PUTA here
We post Magnificent Mick here
>>142363528that dude would take your life man
>>142363359throw manel kape into the woodchipper after hasbullahorrible little fucking manlet
Caio is the future of Middleweight
Give Caio Marvin Vettori man, come on
Marvin would kill that bitch
>>142363582Marvin is in hiding right now
>>142363359How do short people not just go fucking crazy and kill everyone?
‘Tarded Marvin
>>142363597He posted himself in hospital bed 2 weeks ago, yeah, nvm. Caio vs Allen, Hermansson or Cannonier is next, really Hermansson. Allen vs Cannonier should be next to kill Allen once and for all
>>142363570Woodchipper posting stopped when Hasbulla went on a tour of America, was feted like a king, and not a single woodchippercel dared to do anything about it. Based Bulla owns woodchipper cucks.
Poatan watch out.. Here's Magomed masterfully countering a body jab.. a poatan favorite
>>142363614Mike Tyson molested that little bitch and they did nothin'
IT‘S OVER
Elite jab
>>142360545K1 is good, but it is lacking a few aspects of fighting which makes it not as good. You just don't like grappling because most fighters use it as id they're having sex. Real grappling is exciting, if there were more high level grapplers like luiz Pena, Romero, and DC who use it to do damage you'd enjoy it
>>142363621Noooooooooo
So Maycee Barber ducked Rose... The only time a barber didnt take on Rose... *badum tssh*
jans hands looked bad this fight
Poatan has a hole in his boxing and pocket exchanging
ynr Zabit
>>142363621>>142363625I don't feel bad for him. He gets to fuck Ronda, suck her toes and huff her braps. No one should feet bad for him.
is pereira actually a spastichttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/EC1Oqd1Lsno
Jean Silva is the protagonist of MMA but heem isn't ready for that conversation yet
Toilet Tillbros....it's over.....
>>142363811normal people like dancing with their friends you inkwell
> the protagonist of MMA
>>142363833Why id his fight with Chavez jr fall thru
>The Protaganist of MMA
>>142361162I wonder what that sloped forehead could mean for the development of the prefrontal cortex. Very, very interesting.
>>142363833>sponsored by Battle Of Memeskek, perfect
>>142363833>>142363899the midget that was supposed to fight hasbulla is main eventing this
>>142363907finally darren can pretend to have a son
Realistically could Chael Sonnen wrestle and win agains Periera? Is Chael Sonnen the real GOAT?
>>142363833Darren will get KO'd. He's been seen coked up around Liverpool most weekends. His brain elasticity is non-existent. Brutal KO followed by an absolute beast of a rub down from Purple Aki in the cold and damp back alleys of the Mersey unfortunately.
>>142363951NoYes
>>142361539Godspeed b score as a fackin heem
>>142364008No
>>142364008God no you racist piece of shit
>>142363966>purple akibeing a fellow britbong, i get this reference haha
>>142364023>>142364038ok I will delete my post, sorry
guru is now buying costumes to try and outdo fightfairy
>>142364061I wonder who of the two has a bigger cup size (tiddies)
>>142364061He already had that outfit.
>>142363844Based and true
>people will actually pretend to like belal when he beats up peon
>>142361614based Kape
>>142364214This will never happen. Leon has only improved whilst Beneil has stayed the same. If their last fight is anything to go off, Beneil is heemed in the first round
>>142364214unironically rooting for belel against leon the dithisionator
>>142364214fuck no I'm a huge racist against niggers and I still would rather Leon win
>>142364214belal should be cut and I'm not even the belal should be cut italian anon
>>142362813hamas be like
WHEN THE FUCK IS HE FIGHTING
>>142360211these niggas handsome!!
>>142364480stop making me gayer
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
>>142361614Kek, based Kape, put muzzie faggot in place
>>142364045Haha me too, friend. Upvoted.
>>142364540>put muzzie faggot in placeUmm......
>>142364552Fake
>>142364579https://www.instagram.com/manelkape/p/C3tNHzaS5q4/Cope and seethe
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7fNNv6h9rEAlex Pereira uniting whites, blacks, chinese, vietnamese oldmen in their love of heems. Alex Pereira has ended racism. Chama.
>>142364595I mean fake muzzie like Usman and Alex
my balls hurt so much
I could heem every in this threadI have left hook just like Poatan
>>142361162
>>142364747got a slomo?
>>142364783
>>142364798thanks b
>>142364771Not even close. Izzy's features are quite sharp and refined. Meanwhile that bitch literally looks like a racist cartoon.
Mengs not hot
>>142364905you know remember when he showed up to Conor Cerrone wearing a versace robe that Conor used once in an off-hand post
Jizzy will heem Dricus
>>142363472I haven't seen this in ages, I think this the only video that shows her nice Bum, never lose this because we probably won't be seeing her in the scene again.
Just woke up and found out there was a zesty presser.
>>142364607da boiiiizzz
Dickass is a dead man
>50-45ed by sean strickland
Haven't Smiffed in two days
>>142363330Yes dricus was in heels lmao
>>142365249This is a serious mental illness, maybe even Downs
>>142365342The poppadoms, I'm waiting
>>142365342He’s a literal medicated clozapine schizo. Just ignore his posts.
Dricus I apologize if anything I said crossed the line I even take back what I said about you and your coach. Honestly I support you. With that being said if you bring up my childhood like that again I will ruin both our lives forever. Again I'm sorry but I will murder you in cold blood. I hope you understand.
>>142363073i hope he gets his other eye mangled
Dricus doesn't have a path to victory
>>142365390*teeps u*
>>142365320Doo out here looking like a literal twig
Never wore the Russian flag though. And now he’s a domestic terrorist and tax evader. Inbred rats on suicide watch.
Guess the fighter: o_O
>>142365518I’ve got no clue.
>>142365518What'shisname the Palestine guy
>>142365505https://voca.ro/1dj7mQCCP8zm
>>142365564
You know my parents weren't shit. They made maybe 15-20k per year. So I worked hard to change my future. Thanks for working 2 and 3 jobs in a depression. I'll show you why you made these sacrifices for me. I'm here to make money but not to make friends.
>>142365831retard
Khapisslandbros whats going on?
