Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 4Pinerolo - Valloire139.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-4/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142287311
NOT slurping.
>>142328627Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>footy spam preventing good old 1000+ posts threads
>>142328627>Wout droppedonly Remking can save our honour now
FUCK W*UT
cavendish in the break wow
>>142328670
Jaycos kit is an upgrade.
broadcast saying there is fire kino near Briançon
biggest fort of the alps
>>142328572ronaldo scored a penalty yesterday
>>142328708based
>>142328716Shut the fuck up
>>142328741leave me alone
>POGACAR gave the jersey away yesterdaya cope if ever I heard onemeanwhile, grug goes
WOUT dropped by grupo PEDERSEN
>>142328748That's rich. Take your soccer trash to your own threads.
>pulls the entire break up the galibier in 2022>drops before grug in 2024what went wrong
Grug has some nice threshold work on the program it seems
>>142328786its ok bro, you lost 0-2 get over it
Yeah i doubt Cavendish will win a World Championship in 2026
according to a remco evenepoel interview they recorded before the tour (they just played it on sporza) you cannot win the tour today but you can certainly lose it
stage worth tuning in already?
Rui Costa in yellow after today. Half of /cyc/ commits sudoku.
>>142328815Thanks for the insights mr. Remking
>>142328815
why is hjaelper not hjaepling????
classic GCN commentators being Pogi cocksuckersthey just can't help themselfs
>>142328806I don't know what you are talking about, don't follow it. Just don't bring it here Klaus.
ive seen enoughfishboy gets a thirdscreencap this
>>142328851>I don't know what you are talking about, don't follow it.
lazkano wins today
im rock hard with emotion for my stinky female frenchy
>Climbing phenomenon Kobe Goosens wins stage 4 with Odd Christian Eiking in yellow
pogacar and vingegaard will put 5 minutes on the belgian fraud and chutelic, let's hope carapaz is good at wheelsucking again
just tuned in, is grug making this a training ride and dropping back in like 30km like he did all the time last year? surely he doesn't think he can win this stage with over 100km to go
>>142328849Chudbrothers... our response?
So it's already over isn't it. Now we wait 3 weeks and enjoy the views
i think evenepoel might be able to follow or diesel along and close the gap, but i don't think he can ever drop vingegaard/pogacar on a stage like this
finally got myself a linen shirt, but the temperatures this week are way too low to wear it.
>>142328904On what stage can he drop Vingegaard/Pogacar?
>>142328898she looks like a fuckin man kek. wifey a female grug
>>142328897>Grug >Win the stage are you retarded?
>>142328904Remco will close the gap because Jonas will refuse to work with the poggler
>>142328915couldve might as well just said straight away youre gay
>>142328927no, i'm asking if grug is retarded
They gradually added so much stuff every year to the tdf theme that now it's just noise
>>14232892you hang out with some fem men bert. Make sense why Americans have so many testosterone referrals.
>>142328920Well I think he can't. So not on any stage. I guess his strategy will be to hang on in the mountains and try to create gaps in the time trials
>>142328959His strategy is to be third
>>142328955The real TDF themehttps://youtu.be/QmHZBSfHOSQ
go my ladsboooo all the other lads
>rog asleepTramadol memes riding themselves
>>142328986Tapentadol*please keep up on the dopage lore
pogi already overheating bros.....its over
average speed 38 climbing the whole way
Hope my boys hold onHope your boys get droppedSimple as
no borano ineosno vismagood guys good
>>142328959He should be able to put 30+ seconds into Pog and Fish on stage 7 imo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C0B1Z8iMPp3/?hl=en
>>142328934I hope you sweat to death in your cotton/plastic clothing this summer
>>142328994Le wholesome quirky sports washing man.
>>142329010Quickstep bros they don't care about us...
>>142329023they will regret not taking patje seriously
>>142328994>overheating>10.4 °Cwhat
>>142329040? that doesnt look like 10C°
>>142329018Danes not seething at every picture of Pogacar challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
did you know that Primoz just to be a ski jumper? do you think he chuted here as well?
>>142329046that's what the tour website says
whys qs and rem at the front suddenly
>>142329050Seething less than you pierre.
What if Grugoire wins on the descent
>did you know that Roglic used to be
>>142329062maybe on the top of the pass, it surely isn't just 10°C in the valley and med fags wearing short short who would be in full winter gear if it really was 10°C
>>142329062even the spectators are in shorts and tank tops lmao thats at least 20C
>>142329062>French temperaturekeepingTurin is 26 and Pinerolo 24, so I doubt they are down to 10 just outside.Sestriere is supposed to be 15, but that's at 2000 meters and there's still ways to go.
>well yeah but I’m less mad than you’re!!!some bert anno 2024
>>142329062no chance
I am probably the least mad Bert, maybe ever
>>142328970That would be a great achievement in his debut tour de france. I often hear non-belgian media say that if Evenepoel doesn't win the tour de france there will be anger and riots in Belgium but I don't think anyone would be too disappointed or surprised if he finishes behind Pogacar, Vingegaard and Roglic
how many bottles so far pogsisters? this isn't looking good
>>142329107Could be. Least mad Bert is definitely a burger.
the best feature about discovery+ is being able to change languages, when one coverage starts to talk about a boring topic i just swap
>>142329095Who is maddest though? Schizobrit or one of the Danes?
>>142329109Belgians are pretty dumb, so you never know what kind of shit fit they pull.
Is tadej sick or something? Even if it's 20c dumping bottles like this is crazy. He might have a fever or something
>Roglic in the backit is genuinely over
>globules explaining how GC works for the 527th timeHOLY FUCK, SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>142329136That schizo Dane that namefags and only pop in to say that browsing /cyc/ is dumb.
>>142329153flobikes*, fuck autocorrect
Great media-trained responses from Vinge.
Anyone seen where Roglic is in the pedalton?
>im still an unknown factorshut the fuck up you disgusting fisshlet
nice neck posture, fishboy
>>142329176He's gotten better at it.
wait, patje is paying moscon only the minimal salary. kek
>S. Yates and Jorgenson dropped
>>142329181
>drink a ton>piss a ton
Tadej bros...
>>142329221Maybe TdF should have a pedal boat stage?
>>142329262it's all psyops within psyops within psyops
chess club van spotted
hopeyfully everyone gets down safe
>only 2 minutesPogiwinslol?
>>142329212Patje is a disgraced cyclist merchant did the same with Mark for example
Williams bros we're feasting
Hope Stephen Williams chutes and breaks his leg
>>142329334that was completely justified though. he was on ropes and Patje gave him a chance, which turned out great.
>>142329272great idealet's also have a velomobile TT
>>142329359Moscon hasn't exactly been lighting it up since that Roubaix.
Gonna be funny to watch Pidcuck crack today.
>>142329348Why?
Remember when Moscon almost won the World Championships(cassies won't remember)
>>142329372they looks so happy
>>142329359Mark should’ve thanked him for that last tour but instead he got shit from him. Patje say’s he doesn’t have that hard feelings but he disliked how Mark was always nice in face but then made a show outhouse “always the thank you’s and I love you’s”
Molemanbros Bernard is actually doing something. We're finished
Showe van den Outhouse
>>142329372>not using helmets
with the right gear, it will be safe to hike wherever you want (in any conditions)
Austrian RAI didn't even bother showing GANNA starting
coffee
>>142329464flotation device >fredshard hehe
>>142329490yes
>>142329490For me it's V60
GANNA humbled by Cameron ROGERS Cornelius (!) KOPECKY 3rd
>>142329490
>>142329464>Not using SPD flipflops
>>142329468With the right gear you can hike anywhere.He bellowed
>>142329490controversial but fair
lab rats drilling it now
>>142329422>mollema still has a contract to 2026top negotiator wtf he'll almost be 40 then
i fear nothing will will happen today
>>142329535TDT - Unibet shaping up to be the next BIG galacticos
nils NOT letting the rats pull
>>142329535Very concerning that he is losing this distance when he is focusing on track. MILAN will have a lot of work to do in the team pursuit.
>>142329591Is that Michael Rogers' kid?
who is this fag rob talking about italian coffee enemas with his top for 4 minutes
>>142329571Doing fake tempo, but this is 3d chess and jonas feels GREAT
>>142329591>luke plapp is in this race
>>142329602It was kinda technical, probably didn't want to chute, but still disappointing against some 19 years old strayan and bunch of conti jobbers
is he saying french and italian coffee isnt as good as British? wtf
>>142329610nephew
>he injects caffeine into his bodyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtpPW7LORJM
>>142329627All three suck at coffee.
>>142329410Remember when Moscon cheated and helped ruin Cort's chance of winning the World Championships
>>142329591beaten by a 19 year old
>>142329591embarrassing results for Ganna
>>142329636I have snorted lines of caffeine powder. It was fine, would.rather drink it.
>>142329641>>142329627This, nordic coffee culture of very lightly roasted coffee is by far the best
>>142329591Damn, Cameron Rogers looking like he might be the next Luke Plapp
>>142329655Ganna within a month of Olympics is not real Ganna though
>>142329653was bound to happen, he barely avoided it last year
Café Liban svp
Yates is climbing together with Sam Bennett in group de Lie.I think Bennett will be a good pick in Velogame but Mads just better value
Waar is Wout?
Why are they running video packages of Odd Christian Eiking of all people in the middle of the race?
even the Giro can show live feed from a tunnel nowadays. very weak and stingy from ASO.
>>142329734pedalton
>>142329779leader virtual
>>142329643>Jumbo turned Tony Martin into a tractor>UAE turned Nils Politt into a tractor
we live in France
WE LIVE IN FRANCE
>>142329800he was their leader in a very decent classics season
>>142329800We will capture and tractorfy them all .
>>142329836Bert, please
>>142329833will it become harder for me to go on holiday in france with the new political landscape?
SUOMI
not a fan of these super departements “Auvergne Rhone-Alps” turbo soulless
>>142329862kek
>>142329876they are doing the same thing in lelgiumland soon bert provinces nuked
>>142329800>SKY turned prime Boasson Hagen into a tractor
>>142329896Saarland still standing strong... for now
>>142329876More layers of bureaucratie is the way to go bert
>region syddanmark>no region Fynsoulless shit
>>142329876Departments are already soulless desu
>>142329876France is a fake nation relying solely on destroying regional identities and their languages for all their history
We're FINALLY in France. I was getting tired of Shitaly
>>142329906Fun starts in about 20 minutes if I'm looking at pcs right, that about right?Can't spend all my "work"time watching ciclismo
Based Grug havin a bit of fun in the downhill
Richie <3
The real map of France
can we get some chutes already
>>142329904it is very unlikely to happen here because it would require a referendum
>froome saying don't run
>>142329922One of Løkkes many crimes.
>>142329997frans vlaanderen is van ons
>>142329965you should definitly not watch the whole race at home instead of doing any work
>>142330021Les Flandres sont à nous
UAE splitting everything
>>142329997SOUL
SPLIT IN PEDALTON
CASSURE
SPLIT!
Lets go, UAE boys
>>142330048>Have Lelgium>Lose SavoieNGMI
SPLIT BRUTALE
>>142330048that Napoleon empire map with all the provinces is sexo
>the feedit's like their customers are stock animals
what if grug somehow wins
split
>>142330111fire in the left
>>142330117you are 5 mins behind mate
Grug loves to go on breakways he can't win
ever since the race entered france it's been pretty boring
UAE boys
>>142330117whys the cable rai bro suddenly behind
2emepelotonbros, we are SO back
>>142330114he needs a stage win to match Wout's 2x Ventoux
>>142329876Yeah this area doesn't make sense, Auvergne should have been put with Limousin and a few other departments. As someone around Lyon we have nothing to do with Auvergne and nothing to do with Savoie.
>>142330167wout would kill himself tonight, he'd have nothing left over grug
>split in peloton undoneBoooo
>>142330138Litteraly just following a training plan
>>142330192He's going to win olympics with 5min isn't he
>>142330201It's either that or some shitter from the breakaway
Good thing Gaudu knows his place
>>142330218
everyone ignoring jens questions
>>142330218lazkano 260km solo
easy ride today lads
>>142330233kek
>>142330181Omloop wins 1-0E3 wins 2-1Gent-Wevelgem 1-0Woutchads we run these roads
>>142330227it was all in her mind. She was the schizo all alonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRr_0W-9hWg
>>142330227I wish, but he's too big of a name to escape and can't win against top shape grug
>>142329997>Elsace and Lorraine not part of Germanyfake
I wish they were showing the race on American television
>strong headwindLame
>>142330239only some short punches for me today
>>142330269Is it not on NBC?
boraboys moving up
>>142330269imagine watching this with american commantators
is that primoz taking a wee?
>>142330304Phil Liggett is English though
>>142330288No they're just showing Tejay and Vaughters talking about Carapaz for 20 minutes
>>142330286looks more f*n that what i did
>>142330239>Avg 14coming from 30+ heatwave it might be time for arm warmers to be honest (to be honest)
Will it be headwind on the climb? that could kill attacks
Alp stages this early feels wrong no?
>>142330322Rog got 81 bib number
>>142330322looks like 84 and not 81. but Marion said that carapaz and remco took a piss.
kek Dutch commentators are remarking on how Roglic often seems 'sleepy'>this might explain his numerous chutes
>>142330334the weather was shit with lots of headwind so I didn't enjoy myself that muchbut we go on
>>142330090>buy 20g of sugar for 5 dollars
Break gaining time
>>142330355Wake me up when they start talking about Tramadol and Tapentadol
>>142330336why would you wear armwarmers inside
why does Grug even do TdFs?he couldn't give less of a shit about GTs
Body language and facial expression experts which of the Pogacar, Roglic, Evenepoel and Vingegaard is showing weakness?
>>142330372sleep tight Bert, there's no way Bobbie Traksel can pronounce those words
>>142330373when i go for a ride after the le tour
>>142330337tail and cross tailwind
₣50 fine for Jorgenson for missing number pin
da boyz
Pogacar and Vingegaard are lookong sicker and unwell by the moment
>>142330383To win stage 8 or 9 and training for Olympicq
I think Wout win the Olympics
they better stop slurping soon
>>142330372Rogla is on Ohmecarfentanil
What makes men to simp this much for their sports idols?
>>142330437too much slurped semen
>>142330428win the Olympics silver you mean
P I N O T !
Politt it's time to let others pace now
>>142330428is wout even the captain for the Belgian team? he had his chances.
Galibier closed
>>142330437>>142330449He's having an episode again.
>>142330469remco will try to go long
>>142330328Sometimes this works without need to be spoofing https://www.tg4.ie/en/player/watch-live/home/
FERME
horse category
>>142330489there's twice as many Bertacek and me this TdF
>>142330383Make sponsors happy
>>142330413he looks great in yellow
Tony still looks lean as fuck
>Interview with Toni MARTINInterview with Rohan DENNIS when?
>>142330507the other rusbert couldn't handle Girmay's victory too well
ynr Tony Martin
is the galibier double mountain points this year?
>Tony Martin sqeaking against the danger of valley finishesSAD!
>>142330492and wout will use the rest to chase him down
>>142330535how could i forget opi omi guy
>>142330535thats the opi omi guy
>>142330540nein
15KM TILL ATTAQUE
>>142330547I'm still mad about that to be honest
is FDJ poor or does Madiot just like to get out of the car from time to time?
>ketones on the run
>Madiotack
So they didn't even make it hard, polit has been pulling for 100km>>142330567Senechal paid it back the year after
Can the break make it?
>>142330572Hey that's the Netflix guy
There won't be an attaque right?
>>142330572I'm sure he just wanted to have some fun
this ketone merchant better runs next to jonas once the pedalton arrives
>>142330572>grug and lazkanoBrutal mogging
>>142330580If Gaudu goes thermonuclear yes.
Man what an exciting stage
>>142330594does anyone here use them? does it actually work
>>142330531what missing velogoombling pick does to a mf
Just had a short absentmindedness when I was out to get ham, cola and kimchi and snapped back feeling truly, wholly, full integrated myself for the first time since high school.Weird but familiar to the core, like your childhood home and neighborhood. Like you've never really left, but this forgetting what you have ever learned and re-building back step by step trial and error, took 20 years.Well nice, now I sit on 4chan, have some mild alcoholic's legacy belly plus messy internals and click computers for a living and good penny.Didn't really fuck up along the way, friends are gone but most of them would be gone anyways or would not be friends in the first place.Let's go.
>>142330567He’s been well cursed forever and the humiliation that brought for him still mad to kek
soon
ack
>>142330601seeing the scenery has been the highlight so far
the fuck is AG2R doing at the front?
AG2R dopage brewing
SHOWTIME
>>142330651Gall must be feeling super fly
>>142330642why did he throw away the gel?
>>142330650Gall wins the tour today
>>142330660he doesn't lost it
Yes, just in time back from my bike ride for the final climb.
Oof, those winds are no joke
>>142330535worst bikehandler in history
>>142330650it's time.
Somewhere on a chesterfield a bald american is gettting aneurysm
>106km/h
so the narrative will be headwind
Riding behind Politt must be so comfy
HAMMERTIME
AG2R assome Le Tour de France today
Who is this cringe guy on Dutch Eurosport right now whining about descent finishes? No way to find current commentators in the app
% chance of slurp?
the alps
>>142330665excuse me?
>>142330710100
>>142330650The only thing French riders and teams care about is TV time
>>142330709Oh it's probably Traksel, I shouldve figuredYeah he just got called Bobbie. Hate this dumb cunt
>running ketones
WÜT
>>142330759Lance did this.
>W-out
>Suleiman YATESI lachee again
buy Soudal Bert
new UAE lead now
>>142330759Honestly based.
AG2R dopage soon
>>142330759>just pay $25 dollars for a sip of acetone
Is Yates, Simon in the peloton?
Here we go
break bros???
lesgo
>>142330802probably at the back
been wondering, how's the rape man doing after his crash?
Tete won't make it today
>>142330709come to sporza
>>142330808 It’s over
Dopeathlon only team not interested in slurping
CaraRAT far back in the group
>>142330815Back on his bike for a a few weeks now aparently.
i would love to be a domestique bros. just get to go all in the first 60% of the race, then relaxedly finish the stage. no stress, no pressure, and get to enjoy the champagne and the thankfulness of my leader in the hotel if we win
attaque faible de Gaudu
dsm soigneur cock on camera
>>142330827that’s the break no?
>Day 802 they still havent figured out im not one of them
>KUSS IS IN THE BREAK!
>>142330767Why does Wout even do grand tours?
>>142330824Don't have TV abbo, and no Belgian vpn to watch it online
>>142330815last time I saw updates, he was doing uphill training
waar Jonas
>that lad having a cheeky piss
>>142330852hjaelper things
LAZKANO GOES PARANORMAL
>>142330852because MvdP doesn't give a shit about them
owari da
>>142330852Carry Jonas' waterbottlesHe's born to hjaelp, a natural slave
>>142330852he used to win stages
>this pace is a real killer of a oneluv u Kelly
>>142330837>enjoy thankfulness of my leader in the hotel
grug goes to bed
i miss the Gaudu twitch streams
Wawa a bit pathetic.
grug laché
>>142330837being a dom in a conti team doing tour of hellas and turkey tours.. the dream
can you smell it? attaque de pogacar is creeping upon us
landa can drink from bidon and piss at the same time
does the magic potion from Asterix and Obelix count as dopage?
With the way those flags are blowing I don't expect much
>>142330755Come to Discovery+ and take the 'geen linguistische inhoud' pill
isn't Barguil suppose to be grimpeur? why the fuck he's dropping so early
EXTREME WEATHER CONDITIONS
>>142330876He hasn’t even been close enough to help at all this stage
>>142330915good point
avalance
kinda funny to see gaudu suffering with a giant classics rider like lazkano in his wheel
massive kino incoming....
Avalanche on the top of Galibier
>Snowwalls with wet streetCrashweak memorial performance incoming
who is this twinkwhere is pointing guy
I don't know much about pro cycling. But I really enjoy these threads :)) you guys are fun
descentbros...
>avalanche not cleared up yet
Wellens losing time on Fraudu
>>142330926he's there for KOM points and they are not gonna happen
imagine an avalanche pushing Pogi off a mountainha ha
NEUTRALIZE THE RACE
>>142330942he's pointing twink
>>142330942PPATTSport
looking at a wind map says 3-5 m/s around Galibierwhere is this wind coming from
>>142330942Pointing guy joined the dark side and is working for Visma now as their press manager or something
>Avalanche and murder winds doing a froomey on the descent
>>142330967
>OH N-
>>142330977DELET DELET DELET DELET
how did gadudu go from gc contender to 45 min downis he still supposed to be the groupama leader
Tegenwindfietsen is killing it.
>>142330982at least he's working with yana mommy
did vingegaard also signal this descent the way he signaled the catastrophic basque country descent?
>all big teams to the frontrare
>>142331003wasn't she in Lotto?
Landismo looks ready
just noticed these very antisemitc disc braces Uno-History X is riding
>>142331015signal of slurpage
>>142330987Why did he do it?
>>142330987
>>142331019belgian, dutch what the difference
>>142331008he knew and still crashed
>>142331008So why did he still crash if he already knew about the danger?
chris juul the man who refuse to use the small chain ring
Maxim Van Gils lachee
van gils lachée
I kind of like Jayco kit
the fuck are they doing
>>142331057chad
>>142331057IMMER GROSSES BLATT
>>142331034kek
>>142331019she joined a female team now
Benoot will be working overtime this year
renown climber Moscon still there
>>142331085oh yeah, UAE wasn't it?
>>142331034omae wa mou shindeiru froome-san
>>142331065same, more than their usual colors
>>142331090why did they even bring bacardi lemmen
>>142331090Who knows, maybe Lemmen turns out to be a third week king
>>142331096Yup! (had to check)
>>142330987AOC is so cute
quickstep strong
>>142331109they ran out of bodiesremember UAE in 2022 when they had to bring out of shape Hirschi who did 0 and barely managed to finish stages
LAZKINO
What if they disappoint us?
>>142331127is today the day?
>>142331109Kuss got covided.
>>142331135One attack from Pog/Ving and it’s over
>>142331127pas normal
>>142331127surprisingly numerous
tiz dood wat nou
>>142331153yeah his classic body will never get over the hump in time
>>142331132Kuss must have been in horrible condition (or they really hate him now)
kino
Lautaret: DONEGalibier: STARTING
BREAKINGQS PULLING
very strong windloads of advantage from slurping semen
UAE has too many big guys, right now they would have to sacrifice almeida or ayuso and neither will do it
Historically speaking what kind of hors would be needed to climb the col of Galibier?
it's fucking windy
shark
>>142331185ExactlyBut the knuckleheads from QS/Bora/Ineos are gonna pull for them.
KOM lachee Bettiol lachee
for the guy who asked about simon yates
yates dropped?
EF has the best national champs jerseys, lovely
>>142331213Simon yes
>>142331200
they aint taking no record with this wind
fuck off burger goblina
uae lining up
QS train gone, replaced with UAE train even though technically trains can't overtake eachother
Madouas and Bettiol friendship <3
its gonna happen soon guys
>>142331185Don't forget Paul Sivaque, he seems to be fully committed to hjaelping as well.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142331228dios mio
Holy shit Meintjes is in the green jersey gruppetto with Cav and Fatkobsen if he diddnt change the bike
brave Matteo and Jonas in a UAE sandwinch
>>142331167works on my machine
>>142331228ew 10/10 in burgerland
Ayuso putting in the work today as usual
guys.. its gonna happen right? right?
pig
jayco #1 paintjob and jersey this tdf imo
>>142331235he's dropped and come back like 3 times now
where is remco?
the favella of Jayco
>>142331244it's back
>Yates Of course. He is in my team
>adjusted Carlito for Worse Yates>>142331200
holy shit alula looks like THAT?where they have been hiding this kit
>>142331267berfegd :-DDDDD
nothing ever happens
>>142331262at teh front
>>142331252why does it have a butthole on the front?
E L I T ELITE
Pidkek
>>142331057Can i get a rundown on Chris jj
>GC Shitcock
Shitcock as expected, always a joy
expecting a massive pogacar attack
descender guy (also known as smallest branch on big tree) laché
thomasini pidcvckiniNOW /ELITE/ TIME
>Pitty cuck
>>142331242>if he diddnt change the bikehe did
MOST TRUSTED GREGARIO
ALMEIDA ACTUALLY PULLING
/elite/ dropping the hammer
>PidKWAB
>Fraudu
>>142331272TdF special
CALM BEFORE THE STORM
pidcuck lachéeAlmeida doing monsterpullcPOGGY TIME
>>142328670Good
carapaz about to fall behind?
>ratapaz
Kwakkapaz
CARA-ACK
who is the useless uae at the back, achooso?
Carapaz lachee
/elite/ bros gonna be feasting when he goes off the top for a solo W
EL RATO bros
wtf Carapaz. Did not expect this
>carapizz
seeing Joao being a domestique hurts
Why do they keep doing these long descent finishes. Totally nullifies the climb and nobody wants to attack
CARARAT CRACKINGBye bye congolombian rat
Remco is cooking
Pas normal
I believe in landismo
Mas lachée
>>142331318yes
the sheik looks even more relaxed than vingo
impressive from Jorgensøn
moot running
>>142331242Meintjes is with Carapaz
>exasperated squeaking
I miss the Jumbo colours
If Kierkegaard fell off the side of the mountain, how would you celebrate?
vinge going behind pogi lmao hes so scared
when does the steep part start?
ATTAQUE WHEN?
Today is Remco's day
Yates final pull almost there edge frens
why does UAE simply not attack Jonas with Yates and Ayuso instead of this pulling show
EF guy still in lead group not going back for Carapaz lol
adam looks cool calm and collected
Ayuso not hjaelping
>>142331371samethey look like bora now
so who's left?
HEALY was still there? Impressive
>>142331360his rise to GC rider is pas normal
Quintana status?
I need to shit so bad. please no attack
>barded
>>142331228la abominacion de las americas
>>142331416
my heart is pounding
mas my son
>Vlasov
Gee and G
MAS NICOLAU doing his best Vuelta prep
ALL ABOARD THE GEE TRAIN
if pog doesn't put in some distance today it's fucking over vinge wins it
Where’s Froome?
G droppedVlasov droppedBardet droppedRogla is completely alone but Remking has 1 more quickstepper with him right
JONAS ALL ALONE
ROMAIN
Jörgen's son laché
jonas alone
damn UAE is strong
They are time trialing up the mountain
UAE pas normal
It's about to happen everyone
UAE MERDA POGI CULO
oh no
Jurgenszoon dropped?
what a fucking suicidal pace
vinge looking way too comfortable out there they can't drop him
FINISH HIM FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Sheik out
thats itbernal wins
DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE
PAS NORMAL
If Hegel was run over by the Shimano car would you celebrate?
Why UAE better? Are they paid more
Jorgenson deas
impressive from remco desu
Luv Yatesi, Luv Juanito, Luv João, Love Pogi
Jonasbros...............
UA(ctivated)E(lectricmotor)
team yooey pas normal
UAE doing holdups
UAE pas nornal
wow Landa outlasting Adam Yates
Yates gone and dead
>>142331489they want it more
PAS NORMAL UAE
>pissma
João round two
ROGLIC CRACKING
roglicbros....
roglicbros..
LANDA still there Roglic struggling
Rgolic deflated.
ROGLIC DED ROGLIC DED ROGLIC DED ROGLIC DED
primoz bros...
ROGLEL DEAD
>>142331415any time now
I just had some jumbo juice and the left side of my face is numb. This is normal right?
Roglic about to be dropped
Fuck this UAE SUPREMACY
landismo well alive in 2024
Roglic back of the pack... not looking great
preventing the quintana attack
>Roglic
>>142331489science innit
fucking spaniards
ROGLIC IN DE PROBLEMEN
DOPAGE
Why did Steal-a-bike not send climbers to help the fish monger?
Where's Vlasov and Hindley?
jesus christ
DO YOU FUCKING JOB DOG
elite mad at ayuso for not working
ELITE squeaking
UAE team work crumbling
vinge literally doesn't give a fuck he's sitting comfy
can someone explain to me how Visma, the best team last seasons has regressed so much? Its clear they arent the top dogs anymore.
perfect teamwork
>>142331557all ded
ROGLIC
>>142331560Własow gruppo GEE, THOMAS
>FRAUDLIC
LANDISMO STRONG
>tfw u picked roglic for velogames
Almeida whipping that spanish shitstain in line
Ayuso trying to shirk work again
>>142331570the curse of mount T E I D E
remco just chilling
FORZA MEMCO
>>142331570Their lab got raided
>>142331557The dope alone is enough
ayuso is gonna get a spanking tonight, a DS can't allow this
lazy spaniard
Ayuso low key weak
Remco attaque when?
>>142331585have more trust in Rogla, he' pulling a Bjarne, 9 W/kg soon
attack whenvinge wins this tdf is pog can't get any distance today
tfw you're hjaelper and don't want to hjaelp
Swiss guy brought his alphorn of course
Nothing happens?
>>142331557run by knuckleheads
>>142331585you only got yourselves to blame, brother
>>142331570no more jumbo dope
CAMON REMCO
>>142331614I believe
Why doesn't an UAE peasant bike just crash into Vinge?
Jonas doing faces nowsoon its cest fini
>obliterate every visma rider except vingegaard>do nothing
Lame.
ATTAQUE DE REMCO
Need Majka
dinosaur
God damn Rogla really struggles it's looking BAD
>>142331602both him and Almeida, can't be airing your dirty laundry in public like that
dubs and avalanche wipes pogacar off the mountain
So he's gonna go for 18 bonus seconds
attaque incoming
>stop eating Jumbo produce>become shitJumbo best supermarket confirmed
>>142331649Putting pressure on the descent is my guess
should have brought Maijka instead of Ayuso, he knows his place
Pogi is gonna attack on the descent at this rate
tortyn hundred meters
based memco, an epic downhill attack incoming
is thi sshitter really not attacking
POGGIN OUT But Vingo right on his wheel
POGI>POGIPOGI>POGIPOGI>POGIPOGI>POGIPOGI>POGIPOGI>POGIPOGI>POGI
HAPPENING
remco got baited, this is gonna kill him
ATTAQUEwaar remco?
GO POGI MAKE THE BLOCKFACE CRY
POGI POGI POGI
VINGO GAPPED VINGO DEADI REPEAT THE BIRD HAS BEEN HIT BY A STONE
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FISH DED
POGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOG
testso they repaired Vingehmm
DROPPED
POGATTACK
the suckerfish has been gapped
More of a puncher's lache on those hairpins, but it counts.
this is poggers
Question is will he wait now or will Pog take the stage?
>Sagan said it's officially overWell, it was fun watching him at his peak, will miss that motherfucker desu
Danes BTFO
vinge makes it back on the descent
>>142331717ITS OVER
>>142331682APOLOGIZE
waar is carapaz??
HAD PHONE CALL RIGHT JUST NOW FUCK
CAM ON POGACAR WIN SAM FACKIN RACES
good to see my boy remking fighting for 3rd
time for very scary and uncomfortable watching some guys descend really fast
>>142331730Attack with 500 m to go is nothing. Meme shit.
Very impressed how much better Remco has gotten in just a few weeks
C'est fini
IT'S VINGOVER
wheres remco???? he wasnt in the roglic group anymore
Lmao they put like 30 seconds into them all in 700m
Reminder that after 25years of age body starts to decompose and die
don't chute
>>142331728>>142331730Hes always been better in the second week
>>142331752fucking hate these long switchback descents 2bh
holy shit there might be deaths
CAM ON OFFSCREEN REMCO
>>142331761ahead
this descent is terrifying
I don't like this part. It reminds me of Gino
Pogi is slow
LFG REMCO
its so over
Gall is a really bad descender>I say from my comfortable couch
>>142331786about matched, the slow one is remco
pogi is a shit decender
>>142331803turns out he's not particularly good at ascending either he he he
>>142331736just mute the tv?
chances of uncrash d'une énorme brutalité?
Remco battling with those guys makes me happy
>Group De Plus
>>142331816Or a decent shitter?
fishboi not giving up
suddenly a dead carapaz
Carlito very strong, also impressed by Landa
UAE gonna finish GC with 3 in top 5 and 5 in top 10 aren't they?
>Cara-pas-bon
COOOOOME ON JONAS CLOSE THAT FUCKING GAP TO THE FUCKING DOPING
>memco descending
>>142331832Groups are named after my picks, very helpful
LANDA and /elite/ lost on descent
I'm not confident in Pog's descending but he's putting time into Remco.
if you crash into one of these stones you fucking dead
>>142331859remco is putting time backwards into everyone
>poga finish 20 seconds ahead of a 30 man peletonliterally nothing stage
please godchute pogi right fucking now
>>142331829Yeah, so good to finally see him at the tour with the big boys
Rodriguez is a menace on descents
remco losing 20 minutes in the descent wtf
Memco is finished
>when you think you crushed a descent on strav and then you see a pro who is regarded as a shit descender beat you by 5 min
remco losing everathing he gained sad
AYUSO is betraying by helping ROG/Memco descent
Cam on Remco the other mountain stages are MTFs
where bardet although
Rodríguez will podium this race
Remco getting descent exposed
Tours pretty much over already
Reminder that some roleur on Arkea or Movistar will do this descent 30 seconds faster than any of these guys
someone should make a daily traitorous domestique ranking
someone tell remco that there are no bridges
rodriguez is going crazy, tom shitcock completely replaced
>>142331898everyone already knew this
kino stage ngl
Pogi is not as good descender as Jonas but the later is scared due to the recent crash
>>142331911my body is ready for the pogacar show
I'm sweaty watching this descent
>>142331835what happened to him?
Remco descending like a shitter tbqh
>>142331911Not really, today is a victory for VINGEGAARD
>pogacar takes seconds in the first weekNothing to see here. He will implode week 3 like always.
>>142331930thanks sean
FISH COWARD
Descent is less technical now Remkings there is hope
Jonas is still looking good. He will easily drop tadej week 3
>de lieCARVED into the STONE
imagine losing GC because of descends
Handing in my badge and gun as a Remcochad
based remco not taking any risks
back to france 2, because Rai is showing ads with milf boobas
>>142331930Pogi is also heavier
hate pogacar so much bros
>>142331941Just blew up on the climb. Lost 2 minutes in 5km.
>>142331949Who's going to pull, bert lemmen?
Jonas was taking more risks in the steepest part than now
Watching Remco is breaking my heart
>memcoembarrasing
>>142331926big descends are great when there aren't big groups
Sagan would've won thishttps://youtu.be/xCqchm7T_jc?si=zAvDQbSuUoN_pm3O
so it's already over isn't it
>>142331969The ghost of Sepp Kuss
Remco lost like 20 seconds on this descent already considering that he was way ahead of rodrigo and rogla etc.
if you crash as much as memco I can understand itrodriguez also chutes a lot so I guess that guy isn't afraid of anything
remco was right behind pogi and jonas after the climb now he is 36 down fuck off couldve been much closeer gc
>>142331949>Like always2020 jumbo called, they want to talk to you
>>142331968>tfw EF Education has no course on climbing
>the shanty town of Henry MENOS
Rogla and Ayuso dropped Evenepoel, but it's alright I still back Remco to finish ahead of them
can't believe I adjusted Rodriguez out
HAHAGAHAHA FUCKING KILL THE FISH. SCALE, GUT AND FILET FISHBOY
jonas has given up
>>142332008kek
>>142331969yates, almeida, ayuso pull. pog attacks, vinge follows, overtakes and wins
a small pothole in the road to kill the doper please
pogi will keep yellow until at least stage 11 nowq
>Pogi leading>Ayuso in G2>Almeida in G3>Yates in G4>Jorgenson in G5kek
imagine finishing the tour on day 3lance would never do thispog has no class
I thought fish didn't feel pain or fear, what happened fishsisters??
CAM ON CARLITO
Pogi gonna be DSQ wtf
30" on FISH AHAHAHAHHAHAA
fingergoo looks dead
This is a much bigger gap than what I expected.
Roglicbros we are back
>30 seconds already
Rodriguez finishes 2nd today
>>142332034why would a d*ne wish for total HANSEN death?
fishboi is now on the levels of rodriguez, memco and primoz
Great tour planning. Having the race decided by stage 4. Thanks for nothing assholes.
fishbros what is happening
pog didn't even need to attack from more than 2km out of the top, this is easy
Well Well Welllook whos here
>>142332072gills work better under water
how the hell did the gap go from 10 to 30 for fish?
>>142332044>finishing with 30s lead
This is where Rog and Vinge harassed Pog between Télégraphe and Galibier in 2022
>>142332047they do>They also know that fear can spread throughout groups of fish in a phenomenon known as “emotional contagion.” This can be helpful if, for example, one fish spots a predator before others do—it can then alert its peers by acting distressed.https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/fish-may-sense-each-others-fear-180981877/#:~:text=They%20also%20know%20that%20fear,its%20peers%20by%20acting%20distressed.
>>142332030>"I didnt study for this!"yea ok.
>>142332079dopage
CAM ON REMKING
Rog is in strong mind mode today
How tf did Jonas let Gr. Roglic catch him lmao
>>142332071wait till 1st tt at least
GO MEMCO GOOOO
i will dig up my neighbors flower bed like a dog if remco doesnt make up time right now
>bridge in remco's white jersey colorsrude
inb4 they slurp
based Remking the self actuated limitation knowing Chad
>>142332079twink got mass mogged on descendnow he has a wheel to suckle he will come back
REMCO SO BACK MY KING
>>142332079scared
Blessed Remco gains on the straights and loses in the corners
>>142332085>spots a predatorit's fishover
>chasers coalesce into one group>gap starts increasing
>>142332084Kino tdf moment
OFFICIAL WINNERS OF THE DAY:>VINGEGAARD>EVENEPOEL>ROGLIC>AYUSO>BETRAYAL FANS>LANDISMOOFFICIAL LOSERS OF THE DAY:>/ELITE/>POGACAR>JORGENSOHN>YATESI>GC GALLFeel free to disgree but you are wrong
>>142332099homage to the lombardia bridge
trust in the week 3 plan Jonasbrosnever in doubt
V L A BKWAB
group most trusted domestiques is pretty kino
Every wheel brand should put 3x white logos on their wheels like Enve does, looks fucking sick.
>>142332111Needs more downforce for the corners clearly
>>142332124I don't agree my manI also don't disagree
velodrama savedthanks poggers
>>142332124(You)
Haven't watched in a while. Is there a super doper like Froome likely to win this year?
ayuso betrayal arc going just as planned
last year at this time jonas had 1min on pogacar btw
>>142332120Group 2 syndrome is too powerful these days
Roglic will get his bonisTrust the plan
>>142332124EF is the biggest loser of the day carapaz lost like 5+ minutes
Pogacar insane descent
>>142332150there's 2 super dopers duking it out
>>142332150Pogacar or vingegaard
>>142332150maybe
>>142332150YesHis name? Carlos RODRIGUEZ
most blessed group
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142332150>r/peloton
>>142332150doping stopped in 2019
if remco beats jonas im gonna cum
gg see you next year
POGIPOGIPOGI
ayusobros we top 10'ing?
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
KINO
the fish is nothing without his trusty seppy
>>142332162CARAPAZ is the true winner, wore a yellow jersey and now is free to go for stages
Better than Merckx
The tour over on 4th stage, booooring
THATS WHY HES THE GOATTHE GOAT
pogibois we are feasting well
Jonas completely dead
yawnthis tour is over
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
beast
>>142332211Tfw no seppy cup
ayuso stealing the rog bonis, it is OVER
>>142332168Given the results of today's stage, the tour winner was just decided?
>vinge can't even keep up with the loserskek
Fuck this see you next year. I'm out.
I think there was a small gap after primoz, deduct 3 more seconds from fishboi
>>142332150pogacar
thats like +55
THE FISH IS FRIED
Based Ayuso egoism
Good day for our guys Pogacar and Evenepoel
FUCK YEAH POG, HARPOON THE FUCKING FISHBOY
signature /elite/ distance from the front group
ROGLIC HUMILATED
Based Remco
Tie me to a missile and fire me at the UAE busi am ready
Vingo got fucked up ain't nobody seen that coming
REMCO TO WIN THE TOUR DE FRANCE AFTER UAE GETS CAUGHT FOR DOPING
>>142332233not really
EVENEPOEL AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
When the FUCK did pog become and elite descender
adam yates didn't prepare himself to become a potential betrayer so he got exposed
fish status: gutted
It's overGive Jonas the trophy now
>>142332215BASED
>>142332257i would rather be fired at Israel-Premiertech
Pogi spending all his energy in week one again. I thought you got smarter with age?
>>142332269today
Remco proving he doesn’t need to risk his life to beat fishboy and roidlic
absolutely based stage FUCK jonas
>>142332233yup
Grrr
these are some big gaps to the fodder
>>142332269Did he even gain time on Rodriguez and company on the downhill?
>>142332287Vinegar was just pretending to be tired
>>142332281Israel was already nuked yesterday
>VingegaardWhat went wrong?
Remking sisters, forgive me because I doubted
>>142332269he was always "pretty good" tier. Anyway he didn't make his gap on the technical bit, but on the power stretch. He was just stronger
REMCO
>>142332316I forgive you mon frère
>Richard Cara-pas-très-bien
>>142332291Remco has been very based so far, especially considering how shit he was at the dauphine
waar bilbo hè
>>142332287true, fishboy in contrast was chilling today, biding his time
>>142332311No Sepp No winshouldnt have bullied him so much in the Vuelta 2bh
fire everyone at Boratalentless hacks
>>142332311the punctured lung might have upset his training a bit
>>142332333trips of truth
>You now remember Jai Indley
>>142332316week 3 is still looming
praying for a chute brutale on a random sprint stage for the dopersomeone stick something in his frontwheel
>Almeida and Ayuso infightingBlessed race
its over
>>142332316Ave dominus welcome back brother
>>142332354peaked for the tirreno, for some reason
>>142332354
>>142332311Nothing. Just chilling and waiting for the right moment.
>>142332333are SEPP deserves better than the labrats
>>142332338never happened
top 10
the absolute state of Cararat
Pogi over 2 minutes faster than 2019 Quintana
>>142332316everyone is welcome to come backbut you must stay after the potential crack
Bora was really bad today. What a disappointment, nobodys even talking about the fact that Roglic was alone the second UAE started working
>>142332382Elite mountain stage
remco pas normal
>EF gave cararat a gold bike for 1 day in yellow
>>142332335Putrid team when Lenny isn't around
>>142332406average attentionpayer right here
>>142332329Remco's problem is that he's always had the one shit day where everything goes wrong and he loses 20 minutes.
>>142332382i see you ayuso
>>1423323821-6-9-10
>>142332382The heck, where did Landa come from?
ULLE ULLE ULLE
GC
>>142332393Tout à fait normal, non
>>142332388three stage wins and the kom incoming
>GullibbeeayThis potato moonface is retarded
>>142332434a doper wins and a dopers talks about itclassic
>>142332432based landa was one of the last to get dropped before the top
>>142332398I remember some retards saying that hindley and vlasov were better than him lmao.
>>142332388>AAARGH REMCO SAVE ME
>45 second lead on stage 4Weren't mountains meant to be later in the tour?
chapeau
>>142332382>9 medsBlessed result
ULLE TIME
Pogacar could have attacked ealier, would have been 1 minute + gain.
Absolutely delusional state of some of our BertsOn stage where Pogacar was supposed to put 5 minutes on everybody he barely attacked 500 meters after UAE working whole climbThe only seconds he got were in a lame descentBarely gained time on>Geriatric Roglic>Morbidly obese Evenepoel>Quadriplegic VingegaardBy week 3 this slovenian fraud will be long forgotten
>>142332437yeah its over
>>142332469Slovenia is med now?
Remco is taking yellow in the Bourgogne TT
this is just like last yearPogi taking time because of rampsweek 3 is coming tick tock pogi
>>142332482Like wtf, does not look tired at all.
>>142332489And fish losing another minute
what's the ETA for the sprinters?time limit is 36 minutes
>>142332493Why didn't he take time on the rampas of San Luca
>*farts*
>>142332437>i-i-i'll g-get pogi on the time trial
she has wonderful pits too..
>>142332493But Pogi was behind on stage 5 last year
>>142332486They have like 2 metres of coastline on the Adriatic, so yes
really good English from Ayuso
>>142332525She has wonderful everything
Ayuso speaks very good English
>>142332529Proof he is a fake Spaniard
>>142332489Probably, but it's gonna be close. Jonas looked weak in the parts in the descent where you had to pedal, so I'm really curious about how he'll do in the TT.
im more of cobble classic enjoyer anyways
>>142332525I want to lick them so bad
>>142332529attention payers know that ayuso is a burger
>>142332519
>>142332388haha
>>14233248945 seconds is a lot
>>142332548+3min
>>142332568
You just gotta love Georg Zimmermann
>>142332489Kino script
>2 minutes better than previous record>with a headwind
bettiol is a chunky boi
>>142332519>>142332580
we're fucking back bertacekbros
>>142332582remking bros, we're feasting
>no more mountains until stage 14
>the second the stage is over>BRRRAP
>>142332601it's pretty skelly for him
punished jonas
>>142332582Why did I pick Pidkek REEEEE
took a wrong turn on me ride ended up on some bogey lane getting chased by dogs. missed the race
based landismo interview right now
in honour of Jørgen Leth, I will now eat a magnum ice cream
>Im happy to see him do very wellblessed landa
>>142332640why did i pick mas
grug with a winter jacketlmao wout stands no chance in the olympics
good life landarelaxed landa
>>142332582Bad day for Yates-Vlasov pickers
>>142332639He has now time to recover, 2 stages to get more racing in his legs.The ITT will be another time loss desu. As long as he can keep the gap within around 1 minute in the first two weeks, he will show Pogacar the limits in the 3rd week, no doubt.
>>142332482monke
>Kwabschke>+15 minutes
Pogi should have attacked 3km from top. Wasted stage.
With a headwind
ayusoKINGS we feastpodium inc
I wonder how would Pog look like with beard
>>142332686outside of cicco, who you should have, the russian is still the cheapest best pick on there
>>142332705he said he didn't do it because of wind
>>142332690He doesn't have the team to break him this year
>>142332706Infernal pace, the entire GC gruppo broke the record by a lot
>>142332706LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLGIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
>>142332712This guy is supposed to pull until he can't but he still finishes in G2
landismo
>>142332706aero frames, rounder wheels la
Fun fact: Vingegaard will never win TdF again
>>142332727yeah, no wout in the break for a final drilling sessionjorgenson basically holding on for dear lifekelderman nowhere to be seenkuss on the couch at home
>>142332706Dopeur
>>142332724Buitrago cost the same
>>142332706All those old fuckers trained without water, can't compare
i have enough of these old menwheres the new 19yo lab rat with 8w/kg
>>142332720
Pogacar will definitely try something again on stage 11.He wants as much cushion as possible before the 3rd week.
>>142332727this there’s no satelites at visma this year meanwhile UAE has guys still top ten in GC
>>142332742completely btfo'd the ineos and bora domestiques, great day
gib podium girl
>>142332706Really seems like Bernal is currently at his previous best level and everyone else is just that much better. Even Landa a minute faster than Quintana.
>>142332768never seen him distraught since his sulfurous rise to be honest
>>142332768it's Vingover
>>142332768PN 2023 vibes
eat more carbs berts and you'll also push these watts
>>142332582Should be a Danish flag for Het Drijftenue so I can find myself in the very /elite/ top-30
his smile and optimism restored
>>142332791No van barle to do the first 2 climbs at 400 watts either
moscoom revival is also in progresspower surging to his legs from the girmay win yesterday
These Peacock idiots are just insinuating that Juanito and João are doping
baste
>>142332768ARE YOU OKAY DENMARK?
>>142332859Calling it now. He'll crack in week 3 when punished Jonas returns with vengeance
I think this remco guy has talent, maybe one day he will be able to compete with the big shots.
Overall it's good for the Tour because if Vinge did this we all would've known that the Tour is over. With Pogi there's still hope that he gets worse later
Love Tadej, love Jonas, love Remco. Simple as.
>>142332738I don't understand how it's tolerated. Only one who did their job today was Yatesi
Webm of ayuso getting bitched at by almeida?
>>142332890I did not expect Remco Evenepoel to be 2nd on this stage and 2nd in GC. Very impressive
i hope they make Ayuso pull on flat stages as punishment
mads only 13:43 behind pogi
>>142332909Won't tolerate this slander, João spent half of the climb working, just didn't blow up
>>142332706>comparing week 3 solo efforts vs UAE team time trialdishonest nigger
>>142332706These gains are so incredibly marginal
>>142332929Should've worked harder then
Wow Lazkano has a very long face and chin
>>142332909yates spent like 1 minute at the front before getting BTFOAlmeida did 70% over the work
Here we go, Pogi is well on his way to matching Pantani. Watch him win the Vuelta, the Olympics, and the Worlds as well, and naïve casuals will clap their hands and laud him. This guy is entering Eddy Merckx-territory. And that's not a good thing. That's a decidedly terrible sign for the credibility of this sport. 78 wins at 25, just laughable.
>>142332920I really hope he is in Vuelta 2022 form. Still a lot to go, but he has been looking pretty good.
>>142332970he's clean
>>142332970Lmao, only fools can still believe the dude is clean. He destroyed Galibier's record by 1:30 and then rode insanely on the descent, pushing continuously, no fatigue in sight. That after a full Giro.
Whatever Visma has now, they must pump it all into Vingegaard and hope for his shape to peak in the 3rd week.
I was alive when Pogacar rode
>>142332970>That's a decidedly terrible sign for the credibility of this sport.good
>>142332909/elite/ did most of the work
Remco with a good prep would have CRUSHED Tadej Clive Pogacar
>>142332970Forgot lombardia
>>142332706Pog only attacked the last few hundred meters. Almeida set the pace for most of it
a squeaker tried to take out pogi
>>142332965Ayuso also spent quite some time at the front taking turns with Almeide
>>142333015on what terrain?
Lol, almost forgot I haven't even showered yet after my bike ride.Well, won't watch the next 2 stages until the ITT.
webm of that marmotte crossing the road during the descent?
>>142332927he will make it back in week 4
>>1423327062024 Landa would be a 7xTdF winner is he was racing in the late 10's
golly I wish I could afford some super round wheels like that
Memco will kill these frauds at the ITTs
>noooooo riders can't be good, only old riders that I never watched are allowed to have great palmares'
>>142332857
>>142332970Stop sulking you lifeless eunuch. We all know they are doped. Nobody gives a fuck, it's entertainment.
>>142332999Almost 10 guys broke the record by around 1 minute or more. There is dopage, but he isn't the only one.
I am not following cycling as much as I used to do, but is anyone here claiming that Pogacar and Vingegaard are not on jet fuel? Tbh, Vingegaard is even more freakish to me considering his crash a few months earlier.
>>142333063it's the HOOKLESS tech that makes it all possible
>>142333036
>>142333109CUTE
>>142333088No
The post race squeaking and bellowing when a favourite crushes the field is my favourite part of tdf.
>>142333109I get twitchy every time I see deer squirrels and marmot on me rides, especially in descends
group de lie arriving 34 minutes later
>>142332965To each according to their ability (on the day). What I'm talking about is these riders not emptying the tank on their pulls (or at least sitting up to save the legs once their done).
>>142333109cute gerbil
>>142333148BASED STIER
>>142333148he's winning tomorrow
>>142333109
Pogi is going to easily clear the tdf stage win record
>>142333088You're so ignorantThey have better material, better food, better preparation, all calculated with scientific data#clean #marginal gains #rounderwheels
>>142333148where is cav
>>142333156With a headwind and multiple similarly strong hjaelpers it might make sense for them to take turns, no?
>>142333109wherever I am, I must also squeak
>>142333196He need 26 more or something
Didn't Matt Stephens leave Eurosport?
Jonas uploaded the stage to strava
>2011 and 2019 they climbed the Galibier after 200 Km with hard climbs before and in week 3>2022 Galibier stage directly after the Granon stage and at the beginning of the stage hurr durr y are they fast?
new thread >>142333250new thread >>142333250new thread >>142333250
>>142333230only 23 now, 20 by the end of this tour
>>142332802very egalitarian to also feature a podium boy
what's this? sterrato?
