>>142342987
>>142361716
This is the year Matthewsbros
>>142361757
>>142361757nah he'll sharply decline by 6-7 points per season from here on out. he is only getting older and his teammates; shittier
F L A M E S LAMES
When you think about it if the cap goes up contracts like nurse and huberdeau will become good.
if you met bedard on a train would you ask for a picture
>>142361771Nylander literally took 3 games off with a headache the fact that he says anything to bitch marner is laughable when Matthews had 1 goal against fuckin Linus Ullmark and where was the captain in all of this? idk somewhere on the bench thinking about how he can ruin the next powerplay and not score against Swayman. honestly though they played way better after they yelled at each other and Matthews was sitting in the press box. 1- 22 on the powerplay ahahahahahaha.
>>142361811I'm not sure if I would ever ask someone else to take a picture. Seems a bit too weird
what contract is worse - nurse or hoob?
>>142361870Nurse without question
"It says in his draft report that he models his defensive game after Mark Schiefele"
>>142361812it's going to be very funny to watch zadorov beat the piss out of them next season
>blots mess up a 3peat on the third cup final>kitties mess up a 3peat by losing the first cup final but then winning the next 2
>>142361799R U L EULE/ H O C /HOC/
>>142361899>1993 on the patch
>>142361898zadorov never beat the piss out of anything except his dick
>>142361927that's not how you are supposed to piss. you should stop doing that every time you need to pee
>>142361870Oilers win at least one game between G1-G3 without Nurse & Ceci, and thus win the 'tanley. The long term implications point to Nurse
>>142361787Auston Matthews needs to go back to being a 40 goal scorer but actually playing defence and being a teammate. it's clear this season he was selfishly chasing individual stats and it cost them a playoff series
so did March assault sign up with a diff team?
>>142362097he signed with the K. he's done with NA.
>>142362115had to look this up cause sounded like bs and he went with memeville
>>142362143are you calling me a fucking liar
>predators got marchy and Stamkokay so is Gary giving them the cup next year got it
>>142362193nah stammer is gonna suck without kucherov and marchy is a whiny little B and is going to spend every game crying and wetting himself
>>142362193an old fart and a manlet isnt gonna win you a cup
>>142362193>the washed up corpses of stamkos and marchessault are going to help the team that couldn't even get past the starterless canuckslol
>when the third period is about to start at the leafs game
Why don't we do this?
>>142361925Kek
what the heck is a SFT/G stat?shots... per game?
My penguins (:
>>142362342sounds like some numale "advanced statistic"I wouldn't worry about it
>>142362382the official NHL site uses it.my guess is "shots for total" which would be absolutely retarded as it provides nothing over simply saying "shots" but I just made that up
>>142362414also it's probably not shots for total if it's 20 per player lol maybe should've looked at that
>>142362414shifts per game?the advanced hockey stats glossary doesn't know of SFT
Have you considered hovering the mouse pointer over the name of the stat?
>>142362498yes, and it does nothing
>>142362414I can't even find the page which displays this stat
>>142362336americans cannot be trusted. every single nhl or other sports stadium would be burnt to a crisp within a season.
>>142362568the regular "stats" page. you have to scroll horizontally.idk what type of pajeet programming this is but only the stats up to OTG have those hover-over labels
>>142362607That row doesnt show up on machine
>>142362607Well I am guessing it is shifts per goal perhaps
Yep it's gotta be shifts per goal. Case closed.
>>142362628maybe it's only on the team specific sub-sites https://www.nhl.com/panthers/statsscroll to the right. I checked other teams' pages too to make sure it wasn't a typo. I'm guessing "shifts".>>142362646oh shit. per game or per goal. what a great abbreviation that leaves nothing ambiguous. I'm going "game" since TOI/G is definitely per game.
>>142362667players with 0 goals have varying SFT/G stats ranging from 12 to 19 so I'm still saying "per game"
>>142362670>oh shit. per game or per goal.Just in general I imagine. Shifts per goal on average.
oof
>>142362670>>142362667It has to shifts per game otherwise those numbers don't make sense.
>>142362667>>142362684If we want to be sure, look up Drai's SFT/G before the 3rd round and after the 2nd
somebody crunch the numbers!
Who was swept in the first round? Go look at one of their players per game stats and average out their shifts per game, and see what the SFT/G stat says. I'm not going to do it because I don't provide solutions.
>>142362713yeah it checks out. thanks capitals.
Who will be at the bottom of the standings next season?
>>142362740Oilers
>>142362740to answer that question you must ask yourself: where does gary want to increase the fanbase the most? and once you ask yourself this question you will find out that the answer is utah.
Saw some girl on tiktok who is obsessed with Ryan mcleod
>>142362753any port in a storm for desperate gold diggers I suppose
I think they should bring back ties.
I’m fairly new, what’s this inside joke about “1993”? I wanna know.
>>142362906When they started rigging the nhl
>>142362906When Gary decided to throw the integrity of the NHL out the window and begin to prioritize profit above all else.
>>142362896fucking retard. go watch soccer.
Why are redditors so mad at Utah for "stealing a franchise"? The yotes sucked.
Just downloaded couple of roms for PCSX2, the A.I in NHL 2004 was something else, I almost forgot that A.I defensemen used to dive and crouch to block shots which is missing entirely in modern NHL games. Defense strats is what missing in newer games which explain why you can score so easily.
>>142362998Yotes were the only team that supported trannystine which is why Arizona couldn't stand them cause they stood for everything Arizona is against as a red state.
>>142362906In February 1993, the owners of the NHL had devised a very devious plan to maximize (or in theory what they thought would be maximizing) profits in the NHL. To do this, they found this little goblin hooknose, stubby devious little gremlin looking man named Gary, and he was to be the front man, the spearhead of this operation, and the plan was this >we are to create new fake markets in the southern United States were copious amounts of niggers, spics and dumb inbreds liveThese people are so fucking stupid as we show them that as long as these teams are the winners they'll support it. They'll buy merchandise they'll buy jerseys they'll support the team, so then it began. Upon the end of 1993 the first southern United States franchise ever made it to the NHL finals sadly they just weren't powerful enough and Canada still won the cup, but it did not deter them for after a full off-season they got the plan ready to go and they put it in motion and through the proceeding years more times these southern United States franchises start making it to the cup and start winning the cup. This little jewish man he had no care he doesn't care about the people he's scamming he doesn't even care about the tools he uses all he cares about is sheckels and all the owners care about are shekels so over time this Jewish man got his tactics honed in and from 2010 to today almost every single Stanley Cup has been played by or won by a southern United States team. Everybody with a brain knows it's completely falsified, fabricated and rigged. They create these power teams in the south and they rear the games towards those teams and rig them so they win. Before 1993, not a single southern United States team ever won a cup but in 1993 this Jewish man had changed the course and now our product is as fake and gay as the government that you're governed by. I personally cannot wait to see this little Jewish man be stripped of his power and die of Parkinson's. tl;drjews
goat status?
Preds vs. laffs in the SCF
>>142363048>I personally cannot wait to see this little Jewish man be stripped of his power and die of Parkinson's.Have you seen him presenting the cup in finals or at the draft? He's shaking like crazy.
>>142363081Is Mike gonna let him play at the NHL next season or he's going back to Boston?
>>142363099It's his decision supposedly
>>142363099It's not up to Mike G. It's up to the kid.
>>142363085Preds come back from being down 0-3 and raise the cup in Toronto.
You know it's true fucking love bros when she calls one of your hockey jerseys a 'shirt' and you don't even slightly want to kill her.
>>142363048Thats some hard hitting journalism, I work for a popular sports media fabrication, how would you like a job?
>>142363111>would you rather: "get a guaranteed calder trophy" or "have your team suck so much ass again you get another top tier team mate to play with"Tough choice for him
>>142361757>>142361771
>>142363328
>>142363328Goddamn dude. He really went for the throat crosscheck there.
>>142363336It's that ancient azetca lust for beheading manifesting in real time there.
>>142363322I would the win the Calder with a shit team then sandbag my GM and demand 7 milly then tell him to fuck off when he won't offer and then sign for the my boyhood team the Calgary Flames
>>142363328>shows more emotion and fight in a random game against the sabres than he does in the playoffsgrim
>>142363110What kind of a retarded organization runs that way? Of course he wants to go back to college and fuck sluts, but it would be a development waste year since the competition in the NCAA stinks.
>>142363087The amount of beta blockers he is probably taking just to get out there and present the cup could probably incapacitate a fully grown horse.
>>142363355gotta gettem fired up ya know bud
>>142363357retard
>>142363048leagues barely worth more than once he started once real inflation is considered anyway. not even good at that. considering there's been 30 years of advancement on how to milk that better the NHL is worth a fraction of what it should be. another lovely thing about effective inflation is it makes incompetent retards already in power look like magicians and stay in power
>>142363328That ginger kicked the latinx ass so hard that some other dude had to jump in to pretect the latinx
>>142363384Yeah thats true and theres to appraisal on my end towards how the plan has worked. Because if you don't sustain these teams winning era's they fold. Thats what makes it the fakest and gayest of all. Arizona is the best possible example, but we can also look at Atlanta (twice).
>>142363432golden knights desu
>>142363432was it intentional that this graph looks like a menorah?
>>142363432>>142363443
>>142363319No thanks but I heard theres this kid frothing at the mouth for an entry level position. Try him. https://x.com/windydanchou?s=21You can thank me later bud.
>>142362998Just like my islanders
>>142363442You are such an integral part of the 1993 quest you have done much great work towards the cause copey. Or should I say, King.
>>142363431Yeah well next time Dahlin better watch out. Matthews is bulkin' up for the next tilt.
>>142363489He's almost at the goal physique
>>142363456i'll be 38 next month
>>142363489he looked real skinny when he was at UFC last saturday also I Keller looks like a little baby in street clothes
>>142363512 there's nothing to look forward to t.40
>>142363512>>142363517Guys you better be careful, Stephen will use this against you. >HE'S A FUCKING 40 YEAR OLD MAN!!
>>142363538Shortly after Kassian went to rehab for amphetamine abuse.
>>142363560goes to show every player should be doing amphetamine
>>142363549Copey you mean. Although Copey has barely been seen since the Golden Showers were eliminated.
>>142363538based kassmanian devil
shalomenta hockey club lifelongs
>>142363587how was the trench?
>>142363608how was your shift working for Mr. Chang at your local Shang-Chi Food Restaurant.
>>142363624how's your shift going at the cia glowie
>>142363634How was your shift at the local synagogue, shlomo?
>>142363568fucken retard hwtrb
dumb retards, none of you have jobs
>>142363565Oh don't worry, they do. If a boost of dopamine is more their style its nose beers instead.
Can't believe toronto took treliving. Are they stupid or something? Did they not see him sign hooberdoh
cope i have three days off
>>142363672bud Dubas literally sabotaged the team with his handler Shanahan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARjn_qZqeXg&pp=ygUSY3Jvc2J5IDIyIHllYXIgb2xkit's up
>>142363608not so bad, drank more water than all of the Alberta combined
>>142363699KWAB
>>142363690>lets bring in somebody worse! great logic
>>142363722Shanahan is still sabotaging lil bro
>amateur hockeykek, 1993, faggots.
>>142363587Your team is bad and you should feel bad.
>>142363735based
>>142363665I have my 4 week paid vacation in one and a half week
Americans don't understand playing for something other than money
He casts out the bait. Will he get a bite tonight? Lets watch.
>he has to root for an american team in >his own country's sportkwab
>>142363753I'm on a 365 days a year vacationCongrats on your future vacation maybe a trip to Örnsköldsvik?
There are three diamond tier /hoc/ trolls ITT at this very moment. Moments are tense.
Wrestling is for children
>>142363789maybe for you pedo
>>142363789Oh, Uncle Paul!
Did the Blues go mad? They gave a 30 year old Buchnevich a 6 year contract worth 8 million per year>>142363781No, I already drove through it in the beginning of June twice. Last year it was four times. That's enough for me.
No bite yet. He casts out a juicer fatter worm.
>>142363784Just shit myself. Keep me posted
>>142363665it's true. I get 1600€ per month from the government to play Euro Truck Simulator and watch hockey on the second monitor
>>142363789WWE is you mean. AEW has mature storylines and impressive athletics.
>no 503koh no no no no
>>142363810Bend down, take a big long sniff, and describe the smell to us.
>>142363812daym
>>142363793Nope that's WRESTLEFAGGOTS like you, homosexual (You) are known for touching children and watching wrestling
>>142363822tastes and smells like shit
>>142363843Just like my Islanders
>>142363843needs more tests
>>142363843Relevant?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqccEpqvwPY
>>142363812That's about 500€ less than I get per month to work 5-7 hours six nights each week.
>honk honkALLLLLLL ABORRRRRRRRD
>>142363857Feels, sounds and looks like shit
>>142363834nah that's you
>>142363903can you smear it on your scalp and check if it has positive effect on your hair growth?
>>142363862I used to hate the eagles but realized I just hate Henley songs. This song is very very good.
>>142363699kek nice, also glad you made it out mate.
wow apparently >we re-signed Buchwtf is Army doing, we're rebuilding or what
>>142363910Way ahead of you buddy. I'll a-b test with my wife. Will report back as soon as the results are in.
>>142363915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxQXKO194XM As is this, how does one hate this stuff?
>>142363893Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allens meme.
>>142363950grim gay and retarded *pukes*
BEDARDYOGA PANTSPHOTOSHOOTNOW
What is it like in Russia? It just seems like endless nothingness that gets less and less the more east you go.
>>142363960>Paul Allens meme
>>142363965>t. taylor swift and eminem listener.
>>142363949пoнял-пpинял
>>142363972>It just seems like endless nothingness that gets less and less the more east you go.Sounds like canada when starting in vancouver
>>142363960Welcome to our home, where there is always space for one more on the bandwagon Cheers,Flameschads
>>142363862>>142363950Decent songs.
>>142363999I remember going to the 'pede when I was 9 and waiting in line for a long ass time for pancakes.
>>142363893wtf I love calgary now
>>142364007One of my neighbours always makes pancakes and sausages for the street. Nice guy. Better that than going to one or those mall parking lot events
>>142363973>>142363999Nice.
I also remember going to lake bonivista
you must be wondering how the boy next door turned outhave a care, but don't stare bc he's still there:(
>>142364044Never been. Was probably very cold. Did you come here specifically for 'pede
>>142364053
>>142364059fully for the 'pede
>>142364044Here's a story, I remember being in pee-wee or atom or something and my team (Crowchild (the best team)) were playing Lake Bonivista and I didn't have anything to eat all day so I got a little caesars pizza and ate the whole thing in 10 or so minutes right before getting on the ice and it was the worst fucking game of my life. I never did that again. True story.
>>142364072Are you an oily boy? Is the 'pede known outside the city? It's hard for me to gauge.
>>142364103nah, Cascadian, West coast. on the coast.
>>142364090Crowchild? Bud played with Makar. I kneel
>>142364090>>142364116Maybe bud IS Makar...
what is the defense equivalent to a 40-goal scorer?
>>142364202a 40 blocked-shot snorer
>>142364202+/- 40
>>142364211>a 40 blocked-shot snorerthat would angry gary greatly
I personally know somebody who played against Nuge in a midget tourney
got my oil changed in my old but functioning car so i was very productive
>>142364116>>142364173I'm not Cale. He was probably in tyke while I was in midget, or something close to that.
"______ is the best pizza" - cale"thanks for the great ice" -cale
>>142364300Varsity Pizza :3
>>142364305Wft are you my neighbour?
>>142364300new year Russian style pizza
there's nothing finer than your diner -jerry seinfeld
>>142364310didn't you say his dad was the ice manager or something kek
>>142364314not the worst pie I have ever seen
>>142364334Yah his dad literally runs the rink. Told me to fuck off once when I was lacing up and he was starting to flood the rink
>>142364310Just go get a pizza from Varsity Pizza bro and then all will be understood.
>>142364314What is on it? Potato salad?
>>142364261Did the guy crosscheck Nothing Happens in his face?
yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. claim to fame this, 15-minutes-of-fame that.You wanna know MY famous moment?I'm Wayne Gretzky
>>142364352Caлaт Oливьe or you might know it as a Russian salad / salad a la Russe THE New Year salad
>>142364365I'm Gayne Wretzky
>>142364342I'm scared now. What will I learn? Should I shout some stupid /hoc/ meme to see if anyone reacts? >wow this pizza is JLMI
>>142364368nigga that is coleslaw
>>142364386wat
>>142364376You shut your WHORE mouth. If you say Gayne's name again with your cum-breath mouth I will trigger Article 5 myself, you MOTHERFUCKER
>>142364389
>>142364392Okay okay I'm sorry.,.,.,.,.,.,Gayne
>>142364380No, there's a signed photograph of Cale that says Varsity Pizza is the best pizza. Thats all. Don't be spooked.
>>142364368Looks pretty good desu
>>142364365>>142364392I would appreciate it if you could be more funnier please and thanks.
>>142364365That's exactly how I imagine Wayne Gretzky talks.
>>142364404Yah I've seen it. I'm just impressed anyone else here knows that. I'll keep my eye out for you. I'm the best hockey player 'round these parts.
>>142364400ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
>>142364436
>>142364202A top pairing penalty killing shut down defenseman who can eat 26+ minutes a game
>>142364202Adam Pelech
>>142364400
>>142364424Well, I don't live in Calgary. Too many problems walking around those parts, more specifically around 75,000 problems in the city.Thankfully there's only 55 problems around me. >I'm the best hockey player 'round these parts.I bet you got a mean slap shot bud i'll take your word for it.
>1993
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>1423646331993
>>142364548I'm actually impressed, there's only about 80,000 problems around you give or take. It really doesn't feel that way when you go there. You've also done a fantastic job in incorporating only one singular hyper-confined problematic enclave only.
Go to bed chud
>>1423646631967
>Tanev outOk, who in their right mind gives him 6 years?But...>Dumba two-year, $7.5 millionTHE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HOW IS THIS MF PLAYING STILL IN THIS LEAGUE. IS JIM NILL SENILE LIKE BIDEN?>Smith signed a one-year, $1 million contractWashed.>Lyubushkin signed a three-year, $9.75 million contractOverpaid.>Lundkvist signed a one-year, $1.25 million contractLMAO DeBoer doesn't want him.>Duchene signed a one-year, $3 million contractGreat.>The St. Louis Blues acquired Radek Faksa from the Dallas Stars for future considerationsWhat a joke.What a tragic day. It's over and the season hasn't even started.
>>142364842GM of the Year over Allvin and Zito btw
happy birthday to teemu selänne
>>142364842And Miro still has to play on his weaker side
where's everyone
>>142365723eating
