Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 5Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne - Saint Vulbas177.4 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-4-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-5/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV13:00 CETPrevious thread:>>142333250
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Pogacar did the same thing last year
>>142362158This shape building during a grand tour is a gigantic meme. You barely have time to recover and the fish looked COOK
>>142362378another psyop dane cries in pain while he strikes youthey just want uae to relax
>when you know wout is going to kill himself week 3 to hopelessly try to crack pogi and you're just doing a good training block before the olympics
uae simply wanted it more
>>142362711Woutje's hero arc is on schedule to begin in just two more weeks.
>>142362711kek
Why is the tour obsessed with doing less time trials and more mountain memes???
>>142362993because time trials less entertaining for general audience
By the way, was there any talk of Kasper BORREMANS obliterating the prestigious Course de cotes d'Herbeumont yesterday? Easily beat the local heroes Matisse Van KERKHOVE and and Cederic KEPPENS. Paul SEIXAS better watch out in the coming years.
>>142363053pic most certainly related given P2-P23
>>142363009Time trials are kino though. Cyclists understand this. I really don't like this current generation of riders. Give me skellyngton, or 2agan. These current front running zoomers are so boring
>>142363175>Tom Pidcock will not let anyone else tell him what a successful Tour de France will look like this summer.
>>142363175This may finally demolish his GC delusions and get him to focus on doing something he's good at.
>>142363233I've said it for years, he should be doing classics + XC and basta
>>142363235yes
>>142363250good
>LR now says he's convinced fish will win, with a fake non convinced smile.Top kek, these retards really believe they're grandmaster chess players
i have inside info about pogacar being very sick
>>142363233Why don't the Ineos management tells this delusional retard to become a stage hunter in GTs? MVDP has no issues becoming a leadout man for his friend. Pidcock has to realize he's nothing against the spanish speaking faction of Ineos during GTs
>>142363424He's a deluded manlet with a contract waiting for him at bora
>>142363434He's Ineos british poster boy though. Tarling can take that spot but once he starts winning things
>>142363451I think they're tired of him. His interviews pre tour says a lot, and the team only talks about bernal and rodriguez for GC
>>142363466thats what they said about /ourguy/
>God I wish that were me
>>142363233why is grug such a king
>>142363611Perfect genetic and though but fair parenting from adrie
semen gobbling sprint stages i dont even care who wins
>>142362711wout was nowhere to be seen yesterday while someone like laporte worked for a decently long timehe's finally thinking a bit about himself
>>142363648Based. I shall not be viewing today's stage.
>ponomar is 21>turns 22 in september
>>142363766he doesn't really want to be there
another chute today
>>142363831Based openstreetmap enjoyer
>>142363648Based.
>>142363831you really need to be good at 90 degree turns that’s such a position filter
Hopefully poogacar has a fatal crash today
da boyz
>>142363947rogman was cooked, probably was glad they were at the top because he was ready for a full parcheggio
>>142363947really incredible sight how Rog was losing positions one by one here
>>142363947need to get la guardia in there to control the mongs
>>142362158he was already a minute behind last year
For me it was the moment where Joao was screaming for Ayuso to come and take a pull. Then Ayuso has the audacity to look back like "who is this guy talking to?" https://x.com/MatMitchell30/status/1808202645770776978
>>142364074Ayuso was slacking off, pull or drop dont just stay there helping other teams.Joao truly showed leadership here and Ayuso pulling showed he still had something to give. Joao doing god's work unironically here.
>>142364088It's kinda funny that everyone said he would be a betrayer the moment it got announced he's going and then he pulls this shit after dangling of the back the first 2 stages.
>>142363947>>142364074Unironically, Alemeida saved Roglic here by letting the pace drop slightly. Roglic might have exploded completely had he kept on going
>>142364074Based Ayuso. We haven't had a proper villain in the peloton for a while
x.com/NBCSCycling/status/1808139588621246918
>Nils Paulette
Sir Christopher Horner MBE is NOT happy with Pogger
>>142364275>>142364273He's getting big. Almost 50k views. A lot more than the LR podcast.
>>142364296He’s also gradually getting worse
>>142364301Many such cases. He's already doing ads like Lance
>>142364301I don't think he even believes half the shit he says, mostly just rambles without breathing
>>142364312That applies to all Americans tbf.
>>142364312This knucklehead post got me fuming on the chesterfield
so whos gonna start /cyc/ podcast with different berts as guests>we know tactics better than every directeur sportif>knowledge of bicycles far precedes any wt mechanic>calling riders frauds if they come second>multinational so no favoritism>bantz>funny and fit with lush hair>squeak louder than anyone but secretly want everyone was roided
>>142364296Wait it's true. He should get hired by some team to do the tactics
>>142364539what were the tactics today, do we have any footage from the control room?
>>142364547Most of the tactic will happen during the rest days
everyone writing ayuso articles now the spanish rat has been found out
>>142364565The most important days
they say the second day after getting dropped is the worst it’s vingover tomorrow
now that the tour isn't in Italy anymore RAI doesn't broadcast from the start anymore. I wished Rai or France.tv would show the Vuelta. Spanish TVE Internacional doesn't show the vuelta, while Portuguese RTP Internacional shows the volta.
Good morning berts
eating slightly mouldy fruit will make my guts bullet proof for the apocolypse
>>142364652Bonjour
this was a good book. any other frens read it?
I fixed the HLN headline.
>>142364610Eurosport Italia is the superior way to watch ciclismo anyways, but i think Rai Sport still get the whole coverage of the Tour
>>142364687this loser blows with the wind too, a couple of days ago he was saying his team was dogshit and useless and now he's praising them
>>142364703He’s infact a fucking retard
>>142364715just envious because no team would take him as a DS after his retirement, so he became the lowest of the low, a pundit
yes, I'm aware that Eurobike is basically a e-bike convention nowadays, but look at this abomination.
>>142364748top speed?
>>14236475725km/h in Deutschland unless you find a way to put on a number plate. the news article was more about that the frame and wheels that are made out of recycled materials.
my dad seems to order me this one if I continue through off season which I obviously was going to anyway, will be an upgrade on my snail resistance trainer 10 year old domane.
>Als ik mij na de ritten wil ontspannen, grijp ik naar…>Mikel Landa: “Een boek. De laatste jaren ben ik verknocht aan wielerbiografieën. Die van Ocaña, Fuente, Anquetil en Vandenbroucke heb ik al uit en in de Dauphiné ben ik aan die van Fignon begonnen. Ik vind het vooral leuk om over de kampioenen van vroeger te lezen, want toen had je nog niet veel beelden en had elk verhaal vele kanten. Over mij hebben ze ook al een boek geschreven, maar dat heb ik nog niet gelezen, uit schrik voor wat er allemaal instaat. (grijnst) Ik had misschien ook mijn accordeon moeten meepakken voor de sfeer! Ik ben redelijk muzikaal aangelegd – als kind speelde ik piano en fluit – en tijdens corona heb ik mij daar toch mee geamuseerd.”
>>142364801>Als ik na de Tour op restaurant ga, bestel ik…>Mikel Landa: “Een goeie, grote steak, met een lekker glas wijn erbij. Kaas als dessert en doe als voorgerecht anders nog frietjes. (lacht) Begin dit jaar ben ik met de ploeg nog naar een Belgisch frietkot geweest en dat was de moeite. Ik kan ook zelf koken, hoor. Ik doe dat steeds liever en ik hou ervan om die mannen als Jordi Cruz en Pepe Rodriguez in Masterchef bezig te zien. Maar eens lekker uiteten gaan met vrienden en genieten van het goede leven: graag. Al hebben we daar als renners eigenlijk maar één maand de tijd voor, waarin ik dan full gas ga en soms overdrijf. (lachje) Ik ben geen zware drinker of roker, maar dan kan er wel al eens een gin tonic of een sigaartje van af.”Good life Landa
>>142364801>Over mij hebben ze ook al een boek geschreven, maar dat heb ik nog niet gelezenlol
>>142364812one of usone of usone of us
>>142364800>5k frame>shimano 105why?
>>142364801I really enjoyed that youtube video they made about him
>>142364800do you seriously still rely on your dad to buy a bike for youwhat are you a toddler
>>142364847groupset matters least on a bike
>>142364850>my favorite videoGOONING...with sam hyde and sniperwolf
>>142364855times are tuff in britainistan fren. dont shame my old world fren
>>142364800>disc brakes>upgrade
Wow. Eurosport and EF did this and it's everything. https://x.com/EFprocycling/status/1808441066191835531
>>142364910thank fuck I don't have to listen to this shit
>>142364910good thing we have our boomer duo on sporza
Whats a good tire repair kit, I have bontrager R3 hard-case lites.
>>142364950a spare tube
>>142364812I can see why Lefevere took him
>>142364910Thank god I'm listening to CLEAN jalaBERT
>>142364847Yes the 500 carbon, it's heavy like 8.5kg at least but basically his thinking>sell groupset>sell wheels>buy carbon saddle>1 piece bar stem>ultegra because 105 is compact only And it should work out like 4.5k or something similar to this. Otherwise would do the sl7 but only gen 8 which is new ugly looking bike.>>142364855Yeah I see no problem? Me doing well in races is also his hobby. I'll be cat 2 next year most likely so it's fine having a nice bike and not a 10 year old endurance bike with 150 pound wheelset.
>>142363250Whore Categorie climbs
>>142364301>graduallymore like suddenly. when he said Wout has had a better career than Boonen I pretty much stopped watching that day. and he was in his comments defending himself when everyone called him a clown.
>>142365009dont listen to the haters fren. he just wishes he had a chaddy daddy DX like u
BORINGsee you in 4 hours
Deutschland Tour is now LIDL Deutschland Tourleader's jersey is changed to bluekom jersey is changed to black with dots in lidl colorswhite jersey is no longer for best young rider but "community jersey", there'll be a vote on Instagram to determine who gets to wear it
>>142365108what a nice and musical language
>>142365108the fifth GT
>>142365108lemme guess the course stays 1/10 boring garbage regardless
Tomorrow
>>142365142kek imagine being THIS flat
>>142365162my french wife mogs and btfo's this chart
>>142365190are you going to work lad?
>>142365201i live a bohemian lifestyle that is guaranteed to attract my stenchy frenchy
Wont have time to go and watch the tour passing by on sunday, i even made a 2nd squeaker sign already. Fuck this gay earth
>>142365204jej
>Do you believe in Wout after Grug?>I can feel something inside me say>I really don't think you're strong enough, nogm /cyc/
>>142365108aldibros, how can lidl afford all that sponsoring? even the ball kids at the football world cup are wearing lidl kit.
>>142365300its a lidl world they can do anythingthey even got paraplegic Kämna
>>142365300Lidl make a loss last year while Aldi sat on a 1 billion profit. That's a fact.
>>142365108Can you buy these at the local Lidl?
>>142365244in the end all we have is timewe pay every trade with our lives
very comfy summer so far. I don't miss the heat we had last year.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/cameron-rogersHas this been discussed yet? I cannot be bothered to reread the threads.
Philipsen and Van Aert both have 46 wins each. Kristoff himself has 92 winsCrazy stats
>>142365364You cannot suffer in Nomandie
>>142365364Absolutely love it
>>142365364
>>142365368I posted about it a few threads ago, nobody else did though
>>142365371so you're saying Kristoff is a stat padder
>>142365387that's just untrue, many people posted about it including an american and the czechian
>>142365388All sprinters are
>>142365108nice>>142365329online
>>142365326wtf how is that even possible
>>142365388compared to philipsen?
>>142365403not very lidl-priced desu
>>142365412indeed, so chinesium from ali it is
>>142365409Japser has 9 grand tour stages out of 46 winsKristoff has 4 in 92
I want to give him a hug :(
how old is demare? yeah, I can look it up, but dude looks closer to 40 than 30.
>>142365403I like the cap. Would wear if they gave it away for free. Would not buy
>>142365403Saw a FKW in this recently. Dude was skinny as hell and looked good. First FKW I've ever seen without a pot belly
>>142365445King Carlos don't need your hugs, he will top5 this le tour
>>142365445I've never really seen Jonas look deflated like yesterdayBut then again my attention paying qualities are questionable at best
>>142365501first time he's struggled in the tour since 2022
>>142365501he looked the same in PN
>>142365501don't think he was deflated just wrecked after going full gas when he's not 100%. he'll be happy he didn't lose more time
Jalabert fan with his idol
>>142365364No complains, last year we were dying of 40 degrees since june.Hopefully we stay like this until august.
>>142365445He actually said it was a good day for him compared to the Pllan so there's no need to feel bad
hmmm
do you think hannah is a morning shitter type person or afternoon? do you think her shithole is still a lil wet from the dump she took?
>>142365501good excuse to post this one again
>>142365585>Loses 50 seconds on a 3900 meter climbing day>On a 5% climb>Only 6th hardest stage according to PCS>"Good day"O i am laffin
CE POGI
>>142365623he admiring the 78kg build
>le tour est encore long
>>142365621NOOOOO stop making sense and not trusting the #plan this anti LAB sentiment must be stopped!
>>142365623Lean
>>142365606haha how quirky xDD!
>>142365623So ASO has only full colored skinsuit except for the white jersey
It is statistical certainty that a rider in the peloton has had sex with another man. This blows my mind and I wonder who exactly it is.
>>142365621Just you wait when it gets harder! Sepp will drill the climbs!!
>>142365621He only lost 8s on the actual climb though
>>142365623Pog looks really w/kg maxxed here, super slim torso
>>142365637Parijs is nog ver xDD
>>142365653you don't get to choose?
>>142365656it's you
>Pretty much nothing happening but a 25km TT for the next 10 stages
>>142365623i can't be the only one
>>142365703the tour is already over
>>142365623nice, do you also have evenepoel (2nd in GC, white jersey)
>>142365364>tfw forever the coldest part of the country
la vuela a francia kinda kino
c'est parti! and no attacks of course.
>>142365740wait until we get to the good stages
>>142365709Nice
>the pedalton not climbing up this road this yearwhat a waste
>>142365703I’m looking forward to Macon - Dijon stage because it’s my favorite region
now they aren't even pedaling anymore
>>142365703Couple of stage might be good for gc, couple of good breakaway battles. The last week is too hard again
Not a lot of Mads pickers today.
carapaz with a banana
