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This is the thread
doyers
Trade Pete Alonso.
>>142504680They aren't getting shit for that fat fuck. He sucks now. The time to trade him was last year
umps should be killed whenever they miss a call and replaced with another one
>Get the bases loaded>Pete K's on down and away slider, as per usual>Vientos K's without seeing a strike the whole ABThank god for Torrens man
wat do dem cubbies got in da kitchen
>>142504546here you go anon, here's my card >>142454118
>>142504371The New York Football Yankees.
Why can't we get this at Yankee Stadium?
>>142504901slut
berds cummin back!
>>142505113because people who have sex buy yankees tickets
>>142454118they didn't even put them in a hidden package so you could have opening streams? PR really dropped the ball on this one
Bros is it gay for a man to wear a Sailor Moon shirt?
>>142505283shirt - noskirt - yes
>>142505283I'm a male cubs fan and I wear a maid outfit and love to use my huge piece of shit phone to enjoy baseball. You do you, King
gimme your best pepe umpire pictures
No
Blue Jays in Seattle is always kino
>>142505399pepe is the normie's apu
Should the Cubbie Bears eat the contract and put him on the 60 day with elbow or shoulder soreness? Don't think anybody would trade for him.
>mariners down 1-0 FUCK it’s over
>>142504680>>142504759Doesn’t he have a huge contract too
It's time to welcome the Minnesota Twins to the 50 win club
The Royals will not make the playoffs. They dug themselves into too deep of a hole in June. And Kansas City's attention is turning to the Chiefs once again, as it should be. You knew this was going to happen. It would have been wiser for the Royals to just give up after losing the first two series to the Twins and Orioles.
>>142505463Vancouver is 150 miles from Seattle and 2500 miles from Toronto yet those Canadian fucks swoop down on Seattle every goddamn year for the Jays-Ms series and all cheer for Toronto
They're talking about chicken tendies on the Mariners broadcast.
>>142505491>Custom>$0.00
>>142505574he's a free agent after this year
>>142505574No, he's a FA after this year. The Mets have stalled on contract talks, and for good reason. Players like him don't age well and he's not really all that great compared to other bat-first players around the league
>>142505499random homer incoming don't worry. 1-1 into the 9th
VARSHOW
I guess this is the thread any that was a good catch my poor M's
did they rigged the game yesterday?
>>142505797No, Smith is just better with a hat trick and Freeman is him.
>>142505646>those Canadian fucks swoop down on Seattle every goddamn year for the Jays-Ms series and all cheer for TorontoBecause they're not cucks. Good for them.
>>142505047>Judge DT>Yankees loses>Judge in center field>Yankees winsWhat did Boone mean by that?
>>142505791>Everett Aquasox Legend>Bryan "WOOOOO" Woo
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1809440916782096438what the fuck is this
Take him out scott.
OOF
>>142505967it's abuse your pitcher day in mlb
>>142506062some fat guy in spandex larping and everyone jerking off to him
>>142505650No that's not allowed. You WILL tip your service workers.
>>142506062It's over for normal Dodger fans.
>>142505648The chicken place in right field at safeco is pretty damn good
>>142505646It's cool to see that this Mariners home series gets bookmarked as a rivalry series. With both fanbases competing for cheers. It makes these games louder than other regular season series.
VLADDY BUTTERFINGERS!
He's gonna hit someone in the head and kill them this series kek
how the fuck did he hit that how he did where he did
>>142505967Must have raised the ERA half a point
Even though he should be on the IL losing all these bats Vladdy still finding ways to hit
VLADDY
Vlads got his thumb giga taped so his grip is shit rn.
>sunday night baseball could've been phillies braves kino>more red sox yankees
>>142506450Thankfully it’s not as bad as it used to be. There was a decade from like 03-13 where Yankees-Sox got 90% of all baseball coverage nationwide
LMAO
Vlad you fat fuck lmao
>fielder blocks path to the base>runner is outumpies rubbing salt in the wound
kek thanks fatbird you guys were 100% scoring again that inning
What the fuck was that
>>142506499how many rangz though???
>>142506372Baseball is a dangerous sport, I tell you.
doesn't matter the blowpen will still lose this game once Yariels out
Luke ends the no hitter :)
Vlad tosses another bat into the stands, pulls a ball off the chalk of the other box, then runs into the 2B and is called out lol. Bizarre shit like that is why I love baybawl
mets will never get a shutout this season
Balk
>O'Neil Cruz has like a .450 OPS vs LHP>Smokes one into the river off of Peterson
>Here’s your power hitting first baseman who wants a 200 million dollar contract, bro.
Played and watched baseball my whole life and I can’t tell you what constitutes a balk
Blue Jays feeling different today
lel doyers fucking suck anime was a mistake why are the dodgers so desperate for viewers they'll stoop to whatever the fuck this shit is
>>142506807It's umpire discretion, chudUmpies are in charge at all times
>>142506807basically, if you start your pitching motion in anyway then stop it for any reason it's a balk.
>>142506794Put some respect on Santana, D’s name
>>142506794Does the "P" stand for "Prison inmate"???
>>142504794
>>142506971>4 AM
>>142505367>maleClearly a girl and she will reward me for coming to her aid with sex.
>>142506846https://twitter.com/kusa_cos_/status/1809468114981253174y’know I can live with this
>>142505185>>142507001Problemo? ;) This is your 3rd WC team from the NL
O's comeback IMMINENT
>Kirk reaches base 3 times in a gameM's deserve to lose just because of that
sex with autistic cubs trannies
Somebody post the maid!
>3-run homerThis cant be.
I want to see the baseball maid!
>cusbpie finally realizing that crying about umps for 9 innings still results in a loss
>>142507164they're ugly as fuck
>>142506971>4:50 AMSo ERG decided to spam in the dead of night?
The SAUCE is the BOSS
/SAUCY/>/SAUCY//SAUCY/>/SAUCY//SAUCY/>/SAUCY//SAUCY/>/SAUCY//SAUCY/>/SAUCY//SAUCY/>/SAUCY//SAUCY/>/SAUCY/
Schneider going through his sophomore slump this year
mets will surely be able to hold this 3 run lead right guize?
>>142506846holy filtered tranny, batman
>>142507510bug fetishers have low standards
D O Y E R SOYERS
>>142506846That's a man
>>142507849many such cases for vtubers
wtf is happening to us O's bros...
Great job, Yariel.
>>142506846Oh no I totally have never seen Gura's face you totally got me!! It's ruined for me nooooooLmao
>>142507954he died halfway through shitting out the shark or stuffing it up his anus?
>>142507995
>>142507954what kind of absolute faggot actually watches that shit?
>>142507995Actually a running joke that it comes out her asshole instead of her tailbone on this model.
2-run homer Semien. 3-4 lets go.
>>142508040Mmmmm seethe. Smells good.
Wow goggles whats going on bro I thought you were hot this year wtf????
>>142508090you're mistaking disgust for seethe
>>142508136He's secretly /our guy/
>>142508148*dabs on you* *drags my nuts across your face*
good scrap so farexpecting the worse, still...
Forgive me
>>142506846cubspie mogs
>>142507164There's something very dystopian about Dodger stadium
>>142508459more or less than citifield no pipi?
>>142506846NEW CHINNY CUNNY DROPPED LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>142507940We got too cocky
>>142508479More definitely.
My nigger burbs :(
mets bullpen should just wear the other team's uniform
>memeiners
>>142508813>mets bullpen should just wear the other team's uniformmeds
ump saved us a run
>>142506846>>142507954
M's you were supposed to sweep my jays what the fuck stop giving the front office hope
Rangers win.
FRAUDiners
>>142509021Troons absolutely toasted your brain. Lmao.
>>142509021KEK!
Have I told you guys how big of a Blue Jays fan I am? Go Vladdy! Attaboy Springer!
>>142509021
Hand over that wild card spot, Braves. We going to gape that assholes of yours at Petco park.
>>142509143>you can't just casually mention my mental illness like thatoof; worse if you are just defending them
>>142509222>We going to gape that assholes of yours at Petco park.you promise? ;^)
>>142509143It's funnier because /vt/ can't take a joke
>Mets vs PiratesIf you had the choice to watch either stream, why would anyone choose the pirates stream over the Mets one? The Mets aren’t goats at many things, their booth is the exception. Keith Hernandez is the fuckin man.
MY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGAMY HANIGGA>MY HANIGGA
What the FUCK is going on in Oakland???
RICHAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
Fuck you haniger. I'm not rooting you on after you are essentially responsible for two of the runs anyways. Still want you gone.
>>142507954do you think that was supposed to be some kind of gotcha or something? fucking chill out you autistic weeb
>>142509356orioles are beating themselves
WE'RE SO BACK
I knew I could count on this blowpen to keep the despair going
That's the blowpen for you
>>142509222We ain't even gay tho
>He doesn't get the BLT
FUCK YOU SERVAIS YOU SHOULDN'T BE A MANAGER. THE MLB ISN'T FUCKING LITTLE LEAGUE, STOP DOING THAT SHIT I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SOME SHITTERS CONFIDENCE WHEN A DUB IS ON THE LINE YOU STUPID FUCK.
reminder that dylan moore is the greatest seattle mariner currently playing on the team.the BRAINDEAD MORONIC mods of r/mariners will ban ANY account who posts positive things about DMOE, it's really quite insane, they have an anti-dmoe agenda
Look I'm sorry
>big titty latinas in the stands
edwin diaz coming for the save
>>142509718Sorry for what?
>>142504794country boys/girls/they-thems make do
>>142509722
gigachad green
:(
we'll get em in the 9th
Diaz finna blow it.
METS WIN
holy shit baltimoreholy shit oaklandwhat the fuck
>>142506062it's sovl, that's what it is
>we're getting destroyed by CulombiaAt least my Jays still got this.
>Paxton is startingthe game is over before it even begins. gg broors.
>>142509808
>>142509770I'm sorry... I don't have anything to be sorry for. My bad
>>142509692Now say that to his face and not on 4chan
great pinch hit choice scott
Cubspie owes me sex.
>>142510027>Jorge Polanco vs Jorge Polanco
Can anyone post the Cubspie image I keep hearing about.
>>142510090No that would be really disrespectful to her.
>>142510114Who cares
Just stopping by to let everyone know I hate Jorge Polanco and hope he gets traded tonight
NUKE RALEY>NUKE RALEYNUKE RALEY>NUKE RALEYNUKE RALEY>NUKE RALEYNUKE RALEY>NUKE RALEYShame it couldn't happen with somebody on base.
Holy shit orioles are getting rekt
I'm sweating right now
>>142510207more like the gloryholes kek
>rain delaybooooooooooooooo
>>142510225hehe nice
>>142510225wut teh fook
>>142510153Um people who arent misogynists? Um people with empathy? Be better.
>>142510090
ggs M's
KEK FRAUDiners
doyers vs broos>>142510312>>142510312>>142510312
>>142510294>spoonfeeding If someone really wants to see it then they can look through the archives themselves, faggot.
>>142510294OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142510313gg jaysbro. y'all deserved to win today
once again a loss caused by scott servais. Great job you fucking idiot. Putting in baumann, pinch hitting polanco. It's like he intentionally tries to collect losses FUCKING IDIOT.
ughhhh... arghhhh.. unnnfff
gg M's
>>142510313
Nice win Jays
gg birds you guys played better today.mariners however will be winning tomorrow btw
>>142510338Seattle has outperformed expectations in 1-run games Servais' entire tenure. He's unironically a good game manager.
>>142510322I can't take angry women seriously lmao. calm down cusbpie, this is unlike you
>>142510338Yeah I bet you think you'd do a better job huh? Put yourself in his shoes idiot
>>142510338Yeah each decision seems to get worse and worse. If I was any more mentally ill I'd assume he was doing it to fuck with me personally.
>>142510376you're a fucking idiot. The only reason they have such a crazy 1 run record is because he's so fucking bad at managing and then two relievers that are incapable of failing come out and bail his ass.
>>142510404Lol. K bud
>>142510294What a cute girl! How big is her penis???
>>142510294Why is his phone so big? Does it make it easier to watch baseball?
Can’t wait for all the confused Hispanic boomers at the doyers vtuber game
>>142510404>he's such a bad manager they keep winning 65% of close games year after year get a load of this genius
/mlb/ not be disgustingly misogynistic for one day challenge: impossible
>>142510398i certainly wouldn't fucking pinch hit the team's best hitter for it's worst shitter in highest pressure moment i can fucking tell you that.
>https://x.com/sdutKevinAcee/status/1809723396676309349?s=19Yu darvish...... Please be okay... Sounds serious if it's personal.... We'll win a WS without you if we have too.....
>>142510294Kill cubspie. Behead cubspie. Roundhouse kick cubspie into the concrete. Slam dunk cubspie's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cubspie. Defecate in a cubspie's food. Launch cubspie into the sun. Stir fry cubspie in a wok. Toss cubspie into an active volcano. Urinate into a cubspie gas tank. Judo throw cubspie into a wood chipper. Twist cubspie's head off. Report cubspie to the IRS. Karate chop cubspie in half. Curb stomp pregnant cubspie. Trap cubspie in quicksand. Crush cubspie in the trash compactor. Liquefy cubspie in a vat of acid. Eat cubspie. Dissect cubspie. Exterminate cubspie in the gas chamber. Stomp cubspie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate cubspie in the oven. Lobotomize cubspie. Mandatory abortions for cubspie. Grind cubspie's fetus in the garbage disposal. Drown cubspie in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cubspie with a ray gun. Kick old cubspie down the stairs. Feed cubspie to alligators. Slice cubspie with a katana.
Impregnate Cubspie. Launch Cubspie into the bed. Hold Cubspie's hand. Make love to Cubspie. Take Cubspie out to dinner. Hold the door for Cubspie. Smile and wave at Cubspie. Ask Cubspie out on dates. Raise a family with Cubspie. Nurse Cubspie when they are sick. Snuggle with Cubspie at night. Take Cubspie to the amusement park. Like Cubspie's 'grams. Massage Cubspie shoulders. Tell Cubspie they are beautiful. Refuse to pull out of Cubspie. Hit on Cubspie at the gym. Take Cubspie to the beach. Go fishing with Cubspie. Watch anime with Cubspie. Workout with Cubspie. Go for a jog with a Cubspie. Wrap your arms around the small of Cubspie's back. Grab Cubspie’s ass. Elope with Cubspie. Lick Cubspie's buds. Shower with Cubspie. Take Cubspie on McDonalds dates.
>>142510485wtf, is this true?
>>142510553>they>they
>>142510438>>142510439uh oh, cubspie ain't gonna like this!
>>142510460You'd leave Rojas in, who is hitting .115 with an OPS of .322 against lefties? Good call anon you're clearly smarter than Servais
>>142510553Based!>>142510531cringe and rude
>>142394438fuming
It's that time of the season again, isn't it M's bros...
this is getting out of hand
a's only got 2 more hits than the orioles but scored 11 more runs than them
>4 pitch walkoff to a good start
>>142510579I'm not sure, all we know is that he had a busted shoulder, then a groin strain, he's been almost a month. Now this? And Joe Musgrove is still on IL, better if he gets a shoulder surgery now, gonna he Lamet 2.0 if they gonna play him...
I just had a nap and dreamt I was watching the Braves vs the Phillies and in the 7th inning they brought out a pole and put it in mid center field and the Braves had one chance at bat to hit it with a fly ball and they’d instantly win the game but the guy batting just hit a crappy little ground ball to the pitcher. They built it up really big too like it was a big deal and I was thinking to myself how it was impossible
Cubspie's done a lot of good. I'm going to go easy on her. But please have sex with me.
>>142510737Get in touch with the bananaball guy and they'll have the "bananapole" installed for next game.
>>142510755I'm a gay male Cubs fan, if that matters, forgot to mention that in my previous post
Sigh. More gay louis false flags. It's all so tiresome.
>>142510813I'm straight and go Mets!
>>142510838Cubspie is in the thread. Hey cutie =3
real woman posted itt yet you choose to reply to that gay shit
Hololive saved MLB
>>142510910>It's gay to reply to a young woman's lewd photo
BIG DICK WILLIE
the Phillies!this rain delay is bullshit
4HOMERUNSIN2GAMESFORWILLSMITH
>grandpa has been a dodgers fan since before the fuckin war>he grew up going to their games with his dad>has religiously watched the team week in and week out since he got back from Korea>invites me over for a game even though he knows I prefer football which we also watch together pretty often>his health is failing so I never decline>bring the brews over and grill burgs>sit down to watch >suddenly thisLuckswing faggots, explain yourselves
>>142511067Why are you putting twitter on your TV for your grandpa? Retard.
>>142511067i doubt your grandpa uses twitter and they never mentioned this event on the tv broadcast.you explain yourself, faggot.
>>142510999Yeah seriously. These Saturday night baseball games are always an hour or more longer than a normal game anyway so this thing will be on until midnight by the time they get going
>>142511067>I prefer footballget out
>>142511067>suddenly a tweet popped up on my tvlmao retard
>>142511067I'm sure grandpa had to witness a lot of bullshit ads and events, some chinese cartoons can't be that bad
>>142510956I haven't seen a woman's photo in this thread, can you show me which one you're referring to?
>>142511114>>142511138>>142511142>>142511140I had to sit there in stunned silence as some anime child sang the whole fucking ballgame song.Explain yourselves.
>>142510999>2015+9 >not having a roofCouldn't be my team lol
>>142511067nice fake greentext story fag. Tv broadcasts don't show any of that shit because they want payment for it first from the company.
>>142510460>>142510625lmao this site is full of retards who don't realize they're retarded
>>142511170>>142510294Enjoy anon.
>>142511207stfu and go suck your grandpappie's cock
I still have no idea what Hololive is and I will never look into it. Death to animeposters
>>142511282Based
>>142511228The game is in Atlanta but even still I would much rather watch baseball in an open air ball park then in some dank dingy stadium. Especially since half the stadiums with roofs fuck the game up and balls hit off of shit up there. All the beautiful parks are open air and have a nice view
>>142511282hear, hear
>>142511282don't worry, after the success last night it'll be in every game soon.
>>142511207I know right? Sure was based
>>142511282newfag never went to the /spa/, huh?
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it... holoFAGGOT!
>>142511207Have you never been to a baseball game before? They have silly things in the 7th inning every time and have theme nights
>>142511138>>142511229I didn't tune in to watch the whole thing but was it actually never mentioned on the broadcast? >my team will almost always drop whatever the nightly event is, even if it's like mental health awareness night or jewish family heritage night
>>142511260Why are you linking me to a photo of a man?
>>142511324>hololive newfags trying to take claim over /spa/
>>142511327kek
>>142511282King
What is that game that Ohtani couldn't hit at allWhat is VTuber..Is that related with Baseball and the fans?Who benefits from that??
>>142511336>but was it actually never mentioned on the broadcast?nope, not even once. they also didn't show the 7th inning stretch song either.
>>142511327That’s gonna be a mein sides from me
>>142511353she's a girl anon. a cute girl!
>>142511376I was under the assumption this is all your people's fault
>>142511336nope, Sportnet LA never announces the theme nights at dodger stadium
>>142511378>they also didn't show the 7th inning stretch song either.That's normal it's always during commercial break
Korone, Okayu and akai to be Chadres Representative of hololive please.
>>142511397Is there any proof to this claim?
>>142511445Hololive is only for non-poo teams. sorry shitter.
>>142511336Broadcasts may mention the theme game item, but it was fucking cards (lmao) for Hololive so not like they could zoom in on a hat or shirt or whatever. I've never personally seen a local broadcast not cut to commercial for the seventh inning stretch, but they do sometimes wait for Gay Bless America to play
>>142511445Retards like this destructed all
Just got home and heard the news
>>142511464why do you want her to be a male so badly? it's kind of bizarre
>>1425114452hu I will suicidebomb Petco if they ever pull this shit unless it's normie ass shonenshit.
>>142511499That the vagiants are giant faggots? that's old news, buddy.
>>142511378>they also didn't show the 7th inning stretch song eitherHad they done it on a Sunday we could have seen vtubers singing God Bless America on national TV.
>>142511506He's a cardinals fan. You just can't blame them.
finally time for phillies baybawl
>>142511252>>142510625Haniger has similar splits and servais has no problem letting him shit up the field. No, fuck off, he's a terrible manager and his favoritism costs the team games every fucking year.
>>142511508>>142511473>>142511494Rushia won. She did absolutely nothing wrong. Bring. *clap* her. *clap*. BACK! *clap*
>>142511506I just want the truth, is that so much to ask for?
>>142511364lol, no, these holoniggers probably weren't around before the holocaustbut to shit on animu when /a/ is /sp/'s wife is retardedI still haven't watched that race walking that makes people bleed out of their ass, what'd you called it? blood sports?
>>142511535Thanks for the heads up. I was watching youtube videos about Joe Biden
>>142511645
>>142511645I heard Biden poopedReally?
>>142511638>when /a/ is /sp/'s wifeDelusional trannime posters. I've been here since we had to use /b/ for sports. Anime can fuck off to its containment boards.
>>142511689It's the final fitness test vefore the election. Trump has some beautiful one-cut logs -- big test for Biden here.
well shit
>>142511689The media says he didn’t poop and why would they lie?
soccer is dead in Panama, we are officially a baseball nation now
>>142511670That’s what my sisters’ cat looks like when he has too much catnip
ranger is just leaving everything over the plate
RIP the Ranger Suárez All-Star dream
>>142511499How's that Snell trade working out for yah, Jints heh
It's over
>>142511932honestly i wasnt excited hearing it to begin with. hes "good" but like he seemed very not interested in playing so its a "gimme my fucking check so i can fuck off" vibe
>8-19EXPLAIN YOURSELVES NOW!!!
>>142512021no refunds!
if the braves score one more a win will be out of reach
>throw goes to 2nd>don't send marshwtf why
most soulless team on the planet
>>142509315I'm just going to assume that /vt/ stands for /vidya trannies/
>>142512066I want to be so wrong but you are so right
>>142511894Tough game today. Colombia is very good
>>142510932inverse
>>142511584Do you not understand matchups? You don't bat a lefty against a lefty when your guy really struggles against lefties lol
>>142511318based on what?
>e thots pretend to be an anime girl>do nonsense things like stream games and just talk with each other>simps fork over more cash than they do for actual camwhoresUncle Ted was right about technology
I’m gay
>>142511481my texas team NEVER play god bless america, we always play Depp in the Heart of Texas
>>142512281go braves
>>142512143That's not the padres though
>>142512257It's less Uncle Ted and more Baudrillard and the simulation and simulacra of modern relationships and their representation. The Hololive girls give an experience of social interaction that's more real than real, it's hyperreal
>>142512281based bravesbrah
>>142512257>ethotsdidn't know overweight 30 year old men could be ethots
>>142511473Then explain why doggie doos did it?
>>142512281Half the posts in this general are calling people gay or false flagging as gay but every single poster ITT is heterosexual.
>>142512257>simps fork over more cash than they do for actual camwhoresI'll never understand this
>>142512346You're right. My mistake. Men probably using voice changers to pretend to be e thots that simps then throw money at. I don't know or care to know the history but I suspect this is Japan's fault beyond them using anime avatars?
>>142512143Lol bitter jealous faggot
>>142512376I'm struggling as well. You can go pay a 10/10 whore to stuff her pussy yet these turbo simps fork over cash for... What?
based smol bawl>>142512430in a few years they'll come out with some kind of simp addiction syndrome to cope with the degeneracy.
>>142510625nta, but here is rojas' splits against lefties. A lot of stock is being placed in 39 at bats.
You are going to force your son to hit/pitch with his left hand right anon?
>>142512585Switches and lefties are for cowards. A real man squares up and swings as the Lord intended.
>>142512521Declining performance annually against lefties. The scouting report is on Rojas is common knowledge now
>>142512430Let me give you cash cubspie!
>>142512521>>142512521hmmmmm prior to being a mariner he seems to be just fine at hitting lefties???? Huh, who woulda thunk that lefty on lefty bullshit was just a meme. Oh yeah, everyone in the fucking world outside of scott servais>>142512795ahaaha declining performance are you fucking for real. The mariners stop giving him at bats against lefties and he gets worse against them wow what a surprise.
Without Hololive, /mlb/ is even more dead than normal
>>142512857maybe…just maybe…there’s a reason he’s getting fewer AB’s vs lefties
>>142512430I’m convinced the entire e-thot industry is money laundering
I just masturbated to a hard, fat cock
>>142512369I used to think baseball was a straight man’s sport but there are an unbelievable number of flaming gay men at my towns minor league games
>>142512933>flagyea? what else is new?
>>142512933Was it Cubspie's cock?
>>142512092Charlie Manuels gonna bite off your dick anon
>wake up for night shift >check scores Lmao Glorioles how? Last place tram hangs 19 on first place team, whomst only score 7 in garbage time against some literal who minor leaguer. I love baseball.
I posted my cock for Cubspie and she probably didn't even see it.
>>142513083Where did you post it? Asking for a friend
wew ranger
>>142513083Cubspie is my subspie and she does as I say, which is why that photo was posted after a humiliating cusb loss to the Mets. We call it flying the W.
>>142513102What?
>>142513083Cards chad here. That's gay as fuck lmao. Where is it?
What does the catcher say to a pitcher during a mound visit? >Stop being a faggot and throw strikes/get outs? >We’re gonna lose this game and it’s all your fault you fucking retard?>learn how to hit you little pussy?
>>142513236The point is, win or lose, I hope Charlie Manuel bites off some Atlanta niggers dick tonight >Verification not required
No I'm not gonna say where it was supposed to be for her not a bunch of berds, new york, and los angeles fans.
yea gg barfs, too many runs for this lineup to score
>OZZYthought this ranger dude was supposed to be good?
>>142513377Cal Raleigh had a great one a couple years ago where he lit into some dumb young pitcher for shaking him off over and over
I'm officially concerned about Ranger
>>142513544>saying gg to a division rival in the 5th inning You make me sick
come on thomson you can't leave ranger out there like this, he clearly doesn't have his best shit
Positional SOVL rank1. Catcher 2. Shortstop 3. Center field4. Third base 5. Second base 6. Pitcher 7. Right field 8. Left field 9. First base 10. DH
Grabbing cubspie by the hair and forcing her to do my bidding.
>>142513573Kek I actually remember that, did funny YouTube baseball man do a video about that?
>>142513616>right field beneath second base and pitcherIdiot
Postan
I do not watch hololive because I am not a faggot.
i dont know what hololive is.
>>142513657Center is the only outfield position with SOVL. Left and right are glorified DH’s
>holofaggot
>>142513899turner bros...we did it
>>142513797Right field is reserved for the best outfield arm on the team. Gunning down runners advancing to 3rd is pure sovl. https://youtu.be/DFAbXnlzZGQ?si=REygtqTcn0gqgxej
>>142513899Based...based ...
>>142513975
>>142513899>Be houston >Cheat>Lose
>>142513899We need a nu version now more than ever
>>142514146Ok let me enter the forge.
Phillie bros... Is it over?
>The rest of MLB are salty that they can't get a Hololive night
>>142514284
>>142514317>mettiejetties lmao
Why did Trienen get booed last night?
>>142514432he's a god-fearing christian and trannies(vturds) don't like that
>>142514493Nah it was regular fans booing.
>>142513224Make her post her Cub ;'-))))
>>142513899Ted Turner mentioned, Go Braves!
>>142514308Tranny colors...it's all so tiresome
>>142514620Its more city pop 80s retard.
>>142513899>turnerbroshey it's one of ERG's failed fursona attemptsone of many such cases
>>142514644What's the difference?
>>142514759
>>142514759lurk moar stupid
>>142514308I do not like hololive, but given my Yankees' history of signing Japanese players, I'm surprised they haven't done any anime nights to my knowledge. The opening days in Japan and Yomiuri newspaper ad in the outfield we had were pretty kino though.
>>142515008Fuck off you can have Nijisanji
>>142514759>Eternal Royals GroomerReminder that he's been grooming >cusbpie on here since she was probably 10 years old judging by how old she looks.
>>142514620>sees two colors >immediately associates them with trannyismBackground is obviously going for a city / retro pop aesthetic with the background you tard
>>142514620Makes sense, the dodgers main color is tranny blue
I'll save her from ERG...
OHTANIBOMB
GOATANI
>>142515210Too late. Just look at the thread with 200 replies on some random post. I shit you not, 200 replies on a random post in the span of 30 minutes. Bitch is as batshit as ERG.
>>142515050I do not like nijisanji either. I do not simp, 2D or otherwise. The Yankers will win the series tomorrow.
>>142514620based chud. the hero /mlb/ deserves
>>142515396Da Jankees will looooooose
>>14251552827
truKCer gang
>>142515567
>>142514006The average RF throws out like 4 guys at third in his entire career lol
>>142515741>>142515607
TWENTY SEVEN
I’m 19 and have never seen the Yankees in the world series lol
>>142515847Were you dead in 2009?
WE LOVE ITgg brew crew cya tomorrow
>Doyers win ARRIBA
>>142515877I was 4 lol
gg Brew Crewsee you tomorrow
>>142515891Kek good post
Doyers
doyers won :)
gg braves see you tomorrow
post the sausage girl
>>142515897Were you blind during that year?
My Braves WIN
>>142515976>>142510294Already posted
Kiss the rings bitchez
>>142516114Based and yummypilled
>>142510294
>>142516024You are a worthy rival, but I still hope Charlie Manuel bites your dick off
>>142515937This one card goes for 100 bucks btw
>>142516544>Ticket was at least $60 plus transportation to stadium and food. Lucky if you make five bucks off it
Thanks Ump God's! You're truly our greatest allies!
>>142516544If only you knew how bad things really are
>>142516630Im pissed they need to do a rerun
>>142516630These are just listings though, have any actually sold at these prices?
>>142516845Nvm I’m retarded lmao
>>142516630>some shitty tranime card sold for $1,890jesus christ
If Dodgers go on at least a 5 game winning streak, then I'll consider Gawr Gura to be the next Grimace.
>>142517005She's already a Central Bro
>2-0 after hololive night happenedCoincidence?
Tomorrow my lads need to hit
>>142517178Brewers are disgraced
>>142516606each card is $100the cards came in 3's$300 ez
Goddamn smugberds what the fuck happened today
>>142512430>>142512376It's more of the parasocial aspect of it. It's not that much different than people who give money to regular streamers. The people giving them money or regularly watching their stuff feel like they're making some sort of personal connection, like they're a real part of the streamers' inner circle of friends. Camgirls have too much a sexual connotation, and a whore won't shout you out by name when you give them money. TLDR: People give shit tons of money to VTubers because it's a more socially acceptable version of paying a random girl to be your girlfriend.
>>142517178No
>>142516630I wanted a suisex shirt. Almost paid scalper prices for it but held off.
>>142513582can't say I didn't warn you
go Sneks
>>142517535>cards came in 3'sno they didn't, you got a chance to get 1 of 3 cards, each individually wrapped and completely random
>>142518884Nope, each package has all 3. I have mine in my hands.
>>142518827Good game tonight Sneksbro.. nice matchup between Waldron and Braapdt
>>142519022post, everyone I heard said singles
>>142519104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8b8gEdyH60Not opening my own pack, of course. That'll be worth trillions in a few years.
>>142518028>parasocialI don't speak whatever zoomer slop this means.>socially acceptable version of paying a random girl to be your girlfriendI will never watch any streamer, let alone some tranny pretending to be an anime character. What does your money even get you?
>>142504371My pirates ):
>>142519379fake
>>142519507Sorry you didn't get a pack of your own, anon.
>>142519604cringe
>>142519379>paying any amount of money for a printed jpegMental illness
>>142505113You can have it, too! That'll just be $1 billion for two overrated NPB washouts, plus tip.
>>142512021Snell is a slow starter, but I'm off sure Boras screwed him over. I'd think he just missed San Diego, wanted to be a Padres for life. We all love Snell! Giants have no love for my boy Snell. Hope he comes back to SD. Also rip Pfaadt. That gotta hurt!
Remember the Cubs and their Billy Goat curse? Brazil is now having the Billy Cat curse LOL
>>142519756We'll get him back for cheap
Feels good to finally join the 50-win bros. If only those pesky Defender Americans would slow down a little.
Get fucked, Royals.
Damn, Croney knows he fucked up. Also that hyped up Ginkel strike out. The love baseball bros.
>>142504901Luis Torrens has been a more productive catcher and costs a fraction of what Narvaez was making
EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS COMEBACK WIN!>6-5 against Albuquerque!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS COMEBACK WIN!>6-5 against Albuquerque!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS COMEBACK WIN!>6-5 against Albuquerque!
>mets and mariners have not won on the same day since June 28th :(
The Royals lost a series to the Rockies!
Sneks
>>142520453Rockies are surprisingly good at home
>>142520521they're only able to beat good teams
>>142520503Pfaadt ded, snek fren. Sowee.
>>142520503Post real women
>>142520617The Royals aren't a good team. Not at all! They're frauds that got exposed in June, and will go back to losing 100+ in 2025.
>>142520650Gross
>>142520650>2024>real women
>>142520698Royals have good pitching and Witt is a top 5 MLB player
>>142520650
>>142520776>streaming
>>142520650You scared of a little lamia? A little cloaca won't hurt you, chud~
>>142520645Breeding bunny
>>142520871I actually have it all downloaded, and I own that arc on Blu-ray too. But I was watching on break at work when I took that screeny
>>142520698I don't know, the Rockies beat them so they must be a good team
>-44 run diff>still 4 games above .500MY tardinals
>>142520823Good pitching, my ass. Especially the bullpen. And Witt still doesn't take walks, and that pitchers will figure him out for that. Remember Javier Baez?
>>142520934carry on then
>>142520934>watches anime at workThe west has fallen
>>142520995Then what does that make the Dodgers? The team that just bullies the Rockies around?
>500which thread we recycling?
>>142520357I’m happy for you Chihuahua anon
>>142521516The other ones are all gone, Mestfren
nu: >>142521631
>>142520831ty
>>142520776Hell yeah brother!
