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SD: According to Kevin Acee of the San Diego Tribune, Yu Darvish is on Restricted List due to Personal Matter involving family.LAD: Shohei hits 28th Home Run for Dodgers 5-3 win over the Milwaukee Brewers.MIN: Twins third baseman Jose Miranda matched an MLB record when he recorded a hit in 12 consecutive at-bats.SEA: Julio Rodriguez was removed from Saturday’s ballgame against the Blue Jays in the first inning due to an apparent injuryNYY: Ben Rice went 3-for-5 with three homers and seven RBI to power the Yankees to a 14-4 win over the Red Sox on SaturdayBOS: Josh Winckowski allowed three runs with four strikeouts over 3 2/3 innings in a no-decision against the Yankees on SaturdayNYM: Díaz returns from suspension as Mets' bullpen shuts down PiratesCWS: Edward Cabrera (shoulder) will start on Sunday against the White SoxCHC: Kyle Hendricks was removed from Saturday’s start against the Angels due to lower back tightnessATL: Ramón Laureano (back) remains out of the lineup for Saturday’s game against the Phillies
doyers
>poor veteran performers are being sent down and well performing young players are being called up>Davey is pulling bad pitchers early before they can fuck shit up moremy God, were finally becoming a proper team again
>>142521681thank you for news padrebro
Yankees.
>>142521703>posteditagain.fgtmetsiners own ya seethin azz
>>142521724love you hun
Jake my beloved
>>142520831would would would would but also5.5/10 7/10 ~7/10 6/10 mostly cuz they aren't fat but alsoCubspie mogs.
>>142521757I am a Metsiners fan anon ;-; it's just a harmless shitpost but if it really bothers you I wont post it anymore
>>142521703Now THIS is a broship! Look and learn, fellas
SMALL BALL KINO FROM MY CHADRES. SMALL BALL KINO. LFGSD!!
P A D R E S
Sneks
This strikezone is brutal on the righties
>>142521867Ump trying to pity save the Dbacks. SAD!
My Twins won again
>>142521927Pls understand
>>142521811you can post whatever you want fren>Metsiners will get the full W tomorrow
>baltimore
Are chuds still seething at doyers and hololiveGODS?
Solano is so fucking underrated. Fantastic approach
>>142522224nobody fucking cares about his approach bro. what's his average exit velo? average launch angle? that's what makes a MLB hitter.
>>142522158>doyerslaughingstock >vtumorscringe
>>142522224Agreed
>>142521631My pirates ):
KIM BROS. WE ARE SO BACK.
Kimmy :)
Holy hell please no extras, this bullpen is fucked
Ha-Seong King
>>142520650
>>142521891Calling the low and away pitch a strike against right handed batters has been this years meta
;_;
>>142522555Nah, you getting walked off. Give me that series win please.
>buntinggay!
>>142522595If Dbacks get to extras they're gonna tee off against the bottom of my Poodres BP
>>14252215824 hrs later he's still assmad his board got gaped and made fun of for posting redditjaks and frogs by hologods so theyre retaliating now that theyre gone like someone thinking up an "epic" comeback in the shower
Incoming Manny Machado walk-off birthday script from Manfred.
MANFRED BASEBALL TIME.
> 24 hrs later he's still assmad his board got gaped and made fun of for posting redditjaks and frogs by hologods so theyre retaliating now that theyre gone like someone thinking up an "epic" comeback in the shower
bunting is for fags and both these faggot teams are bunting what does that tell you?
>>142522905sick-em!
>>142522905This is why the doggie doos cannot win in the playoffs
>>142522642>24 hrs later he's still assmad his board got gaped and made fun of for posting redditjaks and frogs by hologods so theyre retaliating now that theyre gone like someone thinking up an "epic" comeback in the shower
kek... KEK!
Come on peralta, you old fuck. Man, Bullpen is a must upgrade at deadline.
>>142522642>24 hrs later he's still assmad his board got gaped and made fun of for posting redditjaks and frogs by hologods so theyre retaliating now that theyre gone like someone thinking up an "epic" comeback in the showeroh lord..
Dodgers will suffer the "V-Tuber Curse" once they exit in the first round.
>>142522905t. low IQ doyerspic
"infield in" has got to be the biggest meme in baseball, play em at double play depth and theres a man on 3rd with 2 outs and only down 1 run going into the bottom of the inning
>poopoopeepeecacapoodres
>>142522642>got gaped/mlb/ invented gape posting. Know your place anon.
>>142523059Gape learn 'em!
>>142523056We spiritually won that game. Good game though.
Bros, is it gay and cringe for a man to wear a Sailor Moon shirt?
>>142523049Yeah dumb to try to cut down the runner at home (Carroll at that).
>>142523075It's not over, touhou
Peralta has gotta be the last arm out of the pen from now on. Fuck he sucks
Beisbol
>>142523068>You now remember when that COCKsucker from /tv/ tried saying we adopted it from themArchives don't lie, you faggot COCKsucker!!!!
>>142523139EDLS and Yuki aren't helping either. Yuki okay ish but still. Need to call up Alek Jacob and Edward Jr, hell anyone would be good at this point.
>>142523182I look like that
D O Y E R S OYERS
I think my Jays DFA'd the wrong guy
>>142523229Which hololive is this?
Holy shit Carroll what are you dewin
>manlets
holy shit carroll will be in korea in 3 years he can't even field now what a fall from grace
Solano Beach :)
>>142523267That is Sayaka from Modoka
My sneks ;_;
>>142523340Our BPs are so shit Dbro
Gonna need a Kim salami or tie up please. God I'm so nervous and it's not even the Playoffs lmao
you smell like kimchi stinky corean
Ha-Seong FAGGOT
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
GG Dbros :)
Dammit! GG doe but fuck man, that shit was nerve wracking! Definitely definitely bullpen needs help. GG sneks... I need to cool off bro.
>>142523472Meowdy :3
GG Dads
>>142523525GG frens! We both know we have a bullpen issue, so I guess that's something we can relate! I think we should handle the Braves and mariners chud, as long we keep winning series, I'm satisfied.
>>142523472Im gonna fuck ya 2hu
>>142523606Oh?~ What, you gonna wine and dine me cutie?
>>142523621string him up
For me its Korone and the Nippon Ham Fighters
>>142523792I fucked the person behind korone while on a work trip.
Shit like this makes me wish our Chargers (still root for them) are back. And wishing we have a NBA and NHL team. MLS going to be very fun, so I'm looking forward for shitposting at /mls/ or wherever lol
>>142523875Impossible you would not be alive.
>>142523934she barked for me.
>>142523875You're into fat chicks huh?
The Twins keep hitting and injuring our best players
Brought my nephew to watch a Triple-A game, home team lost, but he had fun.I'm doing right /mlb/, right?
>>142524105Obviously??? Family over EVERYTHING
>>142524105Did you at least get him a beer?
>>142524109Sometimes I doubt myself, but glad family above all is the best decision.>>142524131He's a minor, but gat dang I'll get him one once he can. Did get him a souvenir cup and some merch gear though. Next up: Bring him and his Dad to a major game.
>24 hrs later he's still assmad his board got gaped and made fun of for posting redditjaks and frogs by hologods so theyre retaliating now that theyre gone like someone thinking up an "epic" comeback in the shower
>>142524152Hell yeah.
>>142524152Hell yeah that's awesome. My brother is about to have a daughter and I'm looking forward to being around her as a kid. Hopefully she's a tomboy that likes softball n stuff.
>>142524105>>142524109>>142524152based posts, I brought my nephew to a wood bat league game last week. he's turning 3 so he didn't really pay attention, but I had him cheering for the home team and clapping when we would all clap. he was still saying "goooo [team]" when I saw him today so I think he enjoyed it.
>>142524153Who cares. Holochads won.
Mariners suck
Please fuck my ass
Someone pls fuck his ass already!
ugh........ arghhhh..
Bravesbrah is in heat
Gay braves posting isn't even fun anymore since they all scattered so quickly after last season :(
crap just keeps on losing to the dragons
>>142524268This is bezbald threadGo back to your shit thread holobrony
>he doesn't get the BLT
>>142525256
Another meaningless home run from the statpadding diva from Japan.
Anon, do you hit like a girl?
Fuck his azz boh
Does /mlb/ like vtubers?
Fuck yazz
sox yank series is pure kino
Hold up the Detroit Tigers won 2 games in a row!...Everyone wake up we're going to da Worlds Eries!!!!BLESS YOU BOYS!DETROIT IS GONNA PARTY!BLESS YOU BOYS!TIGERS IF FIRE!BLESS YOU BOYS!GET ME TO THE BLEACHERS!BLESS YOU BOYS!COME OUT~CHEER OUT~THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE' MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
https://x.com/hololivetoday/status/1809542963330183412
>>142528500CHRIS ILLICH I DEMAND THE ITALIAN SEX PANTHER RAORA! MY TIGERS NEED HIGH TEST MOTIVATION! CHRIS YOU CHEAP FUCK I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH BAEZ YOU CAN DO THIS! I'LL BUY YOUR SHITTY PIZZA BUT I DEMAN THIS ITALIAN CAT! CHRIS I KNOW YOU ARE HERE!
anyone know if any of the holoweebs who missed out on merch due to the 3 hour lines jumped off the upper deck of dodger stadium to their deaths?
>>142528855I think they just did more merch the next day.
out of all the games today, which one would you say is the best to bet on
>>142529056Mets will be the first team in the modern era to score over 30 runs today, bet on that.
>>142528326I do not like the yankees but Ben Rice nervously looking for the dugout stairs for the curtain call was great
Is there just no Twins fans on this general? How is no one talking about this?
>give up one (1) earned run>still lose 6-5 Gaystars moment
>>142530747where do you watch japanball, leaf?
>>142530869nspotv1.com
>>142530869Usually Live QQ, or I just listen to Nip streamers do audio coverage on YouTube if video streams are too shit quality or too far behind. Sometimes Vietnamese hosted streams pop up on YouTube but they’re quickly taken down. If you follow a Pacific League team they have a good streaming service, Central League doesn’t have a unified one so I illegally stream
>>142530145The Twins don't actually have "fans"I'm scared shitless though. Correa and Buxton are playing back to form. Royce if he could ever stay healthy is a star. Miranda and Brooks Lee are both scorching hot... Cleveland is going to have to get some more out of our scuffling young guys to stay in the lead.
I hate this lil nigga like you would not believe
>>142530959it's in some squiggly language that is indecipherable? >>142530979I don't have a team cause I've never watched but I work nights and would like to check it out some time. Gonna download a translator extension and give these a try. thanks foreigner/vpn frens.
>>142531661Korean, yeah. First you've got to click on the text below the soccer ball on the left of the page, then use Google Translate (or whatever) to translate the name of the team you'd like to watch and ctrl+f it on the page (should be below), then click on that game and you should then be good to go.AFAIK this streaming site is very legal and very cool.
its going to be another day of hell >there's a 12:35 start in Pittsburgh on Mondayfor what purpose?
>>142531878I downloaded TWP extension, it'll translate the entire page. check it out to save you the hassle next time. there's no games on now though huh? what time do they usually air?
>>142530145Minnesota fans aren't actually real. They are a psyop created by sports Media. This alleged fanbase that is so loyal yet you never actually see any of them. Think about it have you ever actually seen a Minnesota team win anything?World Series? Super Bowls? Stanley Cups? NBA Titles? NCAA Championships?Isn't it odd teams like the Lakers and Northstars left this supposedly loyal fanbase? Isn't it odd Minnesota didn't have an NFL team until the 60s yet they try to insist they are one of the stars on the Shield? Isn't it odd that the Twins alleged world Series were won... INDOORS... almost kind of like they filmed a fake game sort of like the moon landing.Big Sports Media is already planning to shoot the guy who assassinated me so listen up. Minnesotan Sports are not real and we have been played for fools!
>>142531981There were some games on earlier. But games can start anywhere between what was 10 hours ago and what was 5 hours ago (I'm trying to avoid timezome confusion here)
>>142531892>mets are on at 10:35 PST today>mets are on at 9:35 PST tomorrowfuck this gay earth>>142531983I love the smell of schizoposting in the morning
>>142532103nice I will check out some asiaball tomorrow night, thanks
>>142532300Glad to help, fren, enjoy
>>142532136Sometimes you just need some good ol fashion wholesome schizoposting.
Got all my yard work done, took my weekly shower, nothing left to do but take a quick nap and then watch the Phillies and braves. While i fry some chicken
Angels
Woke up so late but さよならとらほー!!>GAYSTARS
anyone got a stream for the mets game later today
>>142530145I've been singing Jose Miranda's praises for weeks. Lurk moar.
I'm picking Orioles for my first OOTP game based on the advanced reasoning that they are the only team with an actual logo.
>>142523525GG, super well fought
>>142539264might be better ones out there but I've used a site called thetvapp. every stream has worked so far (even with adblock).
>>142537454living right
>Ohtani on weebtuber night: 0-5, 3 SO>Ohtani last night: 2-2, 3B, HR, 1 RBI, 2 BB, 0 SO
>>142540616Ohtani is a nijisis
>Schwarber will be back Tuesday>Harper might be back TuesdayFinally, we won't have to rely on Trea Turner going 5-5 with 5 Grand Slams
My peepeepoodres finna win today
>>142540616good, holotroons dont deserve to watch his greatness
Finally a day game bros... I couldn't go out drinking til 4am again im fucked
>>142541241Date Rapespie would like to have a word with you
>>142541215https://x.com/OptaSTATS/status/1809782503017746543
>>142541241You guys have bars open at 4am?
>>142541308A 65 year old woman did made me drink a gross coffee shot last night....
>>142541313ok? doesnt disprove what I said
>>142541347I dont know to be honest with you. Im in the islands on honeymoon and they've got 1 open til 4 though. Lots of places close by 10 and 11 but this place has wifi and drinks til late enough to catch a game. My wife probably will appreciate an early night kek
>>142541388it was meant as a validation of what you said-the day after the faggotry he has a game no one has seen before.
>>142541475ah, carry on then
>>142541449Based. Congrats anon
good morning a great day for mets baseball
>>142541347Most "nightclub" type bars are open to 4am.>>142541449Congratulations.
>>142541587Thanks amigo. Hoping for a win today and a decent night's sleep lol
>>142541690Thx m8
Lots of early bezbal today, so I get to watch before I’m hit with a hurricane. How considerate of the mlb
>>142541842Stay safe
Stat question: if a relief pitcher came on to start the 7th, or if the starting pitcher stayed on for the 7th, let in a few runs, got zero outs, and then got replaced, would the IP stat for the starting pitcher look identical (6.0) in both instances?
'nanaball on the 'elly
>>142541475>>142541499kek I didn't know it was unprecedented when I made my post. even more based.
>tickets to A's/oreos was $32 yesterday>fuck that shit and fuck you John>stubhub sends me an email about a 20% promo code>put it in>tickets go from $36 to $32
t-minus 20 minutes until berdinals
>>142541861baseball plays it loose with decimals for simplicity, essential IP is >innings.outs>so 6 and 1/3 innings = 6.1 IP>6 and 2/3 innings = 6.2 IPin the case you asked about the pitcher would record 6.0 IP. If a reliever came in and got no outs they would record 0.0 IP.
>Just got home from work and the metsies game starts in 20 mins...at least it'll be comfy
>>142541861it would be identical, but it would show up in the box score for the starter having pitched 6+. The + indicates the starter pitched past the number preceding it but did not record an out the following inning.
>>142541852Thanks, will do. Only probably going to be a Cat1 and it will move out of the area fast. Might turn off power/internet though.
>>142542130Thanks.Yeah it just takes getting used to how so many things are recorded at such autistic accuracy while some things seem to be completely lost (like the fact that the pitcher came on for the 7th for what could be a dozen more pitches).>>142542239Thanks, I was thinking of exactly something like that being useful (I theorized 6 vs 6.0 but the same idea).
>Wake up early>Get a good stretch + run in>Local schools hosting a street fair>Fixing up a good breakfast>Baseball about to startWhat a beautiful summer day.
Bring them back, or I will personally kill baseball
>>142542045Welcome to the blessing of technology and it's consequences
there, that's much comfier
>>142542239Not on baseball-reference though apparently, because yesterday in the game I was watching the pitcher allowed a 3-run homer to start the 2nd and got pulled right after but only has an IP of 1.https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK202407060.shtml
>Be Jeff Loria>Own the Montreal Expos>Can't get a free stadium from the city>Tell the league they can take the team and shove it>The league actually takes the team from him>The League then proceeds to let Jeff Loria own ANOTHER TEAMWhat was Bud Selig thinking?
LET'S GO METS
Our Atlanta Braves are going to play baseball today!
Cubs!
>>142542658i hope they win, that would be nice
Bros I keep thinking today is Monday
How the fuck did this happen? Looks like a AA score or something wtf lmao
Cub em!
>>142542827>Last place team, who’d lost 7 of their last 10, absolutely gapes first place team who had won 8 of their last 10Baseball kino
>>142542827It would take my Mariners 5-10 games to score 19 runs.
>>142542827I'm not expert but they were almost tied in hits. Just that the A's would load the bases and score a homerun while the Orios would consistently get a few hits then get left on base. It was 1-17 to start the 7th so that final score makes it look more even than it was.
we need cubs
>>142542959>It was 1-17 to start the 7thlmao actually
Cubs are necessary
Cubbies are needed
>>142542827>gloryholes
>>142543066Yeah after that they just sorta goofed around and had stuff like a substitute catcher batting a home run against another substitute catcher pitching so the end result is a little muddled.
I know that the fifth starter slot is basically completely inconsequential come playoff time, but man it still sucks knowing that one in 5 starts are basically a scheduled loss
this might be the game right here, phillies offense can't come back right now against good pitching
Could use some cubs
kek braves
>>142543281wew, they didn't even have a fucking hit lol
>RISPaves
mets booth talking about pittsburgh furries
>>142543281wow she's pretty hot when she's tearing up like that
>>142543346Every season during the Pittsburgh series lmao, Keith’s furry takes are necessary commentary
marsh seriously needs to sit on a pitchhe's always in between the fastball and curveball, just pick one and sit on it ffs
keep it cubs related
In what can only be described as a Pitcher's duel of the Ages, the Braves send out star ace Reynaldo Lopez to take on Michael Mercado, one of the pitchers of all time!
>>142543490prepare for the L
I didn't know the Phillies were allowed to hit and run
plz bunt stubbs
>>142543490cubs are trash
>>142543566You gotta get crazy when Whit Merrifield and Kody Clemens are getting regular PAs
>>142543490Fuck the cubs
Gentlemen please, be civil to the cusb. His cheeks are still sore from last night.
>>142543644you know it's bad when Stubbs isn't the 9th hitter>Stott (struggling)>Turner>Bohm>Marsh (struggling)>Castlelanos (is Castellanos)>Clemens>Whit>Stubbs>Rojas
wrestlefags OUT
>>142543355kys
>>142543546>>142543641>>142543680My bad
>>142543497haha c-can we get Taijaun back?
>>142543748Kek I haven’t watched wrestling since before they lost their lawsuit against the panda bears
Just an unserious pitcher
>>142543838I'm more blown away by the plate discipline
>>142543838wow timing
>>142543838trying to get the chase lmao
DUVAAAAAAAAAALL
>>142455566What things would you do to Recker?
>>142543728Tuesday can't come soon enough. Relying on Merrifield/Pache/Rojas to be offensive contributors is just a recipe for disaster
>>142543838this would be the phillies 7th starter>Taijaun hurt (5th)>Turnbull hurt (6th)They need to call someone else up or trade for someone, Mercado is a reliever they're trying to stretch out in AAA who got called up to spot start lol
>>142543838>even I ain’t calling those
Word on the street is the Seattle Mariners will be winning today behind a strong start from Kirby
>end previous inning stranding bases loaded>solo home run to lead off next inningI'm happy for the run and even more happy that Duvall did it off a right hander but Jesus Christ that's annoying
this pitcher is trash>>142543748no
>>142521631Tfw no Michelle Margeaux gf
>>142543939baseball do be like that sometimes
>>142543931I too, have been hearing this.
>>142543954they're doing this to me tomorrow
Game on and good luck TwinniesPlease don’t hit anymore of our guys
well, this game is probably over
"the mets attract furries too!"-keith hernandez, 2024
>>142543346I love how every time the team is in Pittsburgh while the furry shit is going on, the Mets booth talks about how bad it smells it in the area.
>Phillies are total shit when they play elite teamswow who could have seen this coming. biggest frauds of the year thus far
God Damn the Braves are Trae Turner standing a step or two towards third from this being a blow out already
Time to see what else is on today, folks. BG Barves fans
well this was pretty much the expected outcome
>>142544095the braves suck though so your reasoning is off
Kek, ratstrodome
>>142544095I’ve been saying this since May and philliesfags can’t accept it
>>142544121The Braves own the Phillies
>>142544121casual fan
Cubs are on the up
just fucking take him out already I'm tired of watching it
>Keuchel pitching>In LA vs the Doyers>Doyers starter is making his MLB debut
Hold up I have a question. When was the last time the Braves beat the Phillies in October?
too much chatter about a game between 2 teams separated by 9 games in the standings
Cubs are red hot
>>142544239but the 2022 Mets
>>142544163Braves have actually been pretty bad since April, they're an average team statistically on offense but their pitching has been good>>142544156nah the Braves STINK
>>142544239Phillies are the NL Mariners. The Braves will win that division
>>142544095just wait until they play the Dodgers. they won't have the meme best record anymore
>Spaghetti on the mound today>gave up 7 to the Jays>pitching against the best offense in the ALohboyherewego.png
ITFCB
>>142544293they're saying at least Schwarber and maybe Harper could be back for that series so the Phillies actually have a chancethis line up is pathetic without them and JT
I was kinda disappointed the Braves wouldn't get to hit off Walker this series but the Phillies found a suitable replacement for him
yeah!! Fuck YOU
the ump in this mets-pirates game sucks real bad
>>142544332both teams won't be near full strength so there won't be much to read into the match up
>>142544332their pitching fell off a cliff too
>>142544300does that stand for id tonguefuck femboy cubbie bears
We need White Tyrone in this lineup Jeff won't give us anything to work with
>>142543866Kek honestly Duvall has been so fucking shit so am I
maybe that visit from bobby cox was the kick in the ass my bravies needed
>bob e. cox
Pirates having a Sheetz ad on their sleeve is so perfect
Just a reminder that the Braves are unironically worse when Acuna plays. His cancerous locker room presence has dragged the team down in 2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, and 2023. When he was out in 2021, they won it all, and now that he's out again they have a chance to win again
>the furry phenomenon I legit don’t get it. Why are people into and physically attractive to that bullshit? I mention this because it’s apparently furry day in Pittsburgh.
>>142544794Which is weird because Sheetz actively avoids the city of Pittsburgh. There are more McDonalds in Vietnam than Sheetz in Pittsburgh. And there's less than 30 McDonalds in 'nam
>>142544842Phillies sleeve is probably way more expensive
>>142544385U mad?
>>142544519This is incane
>>142544814How is furry fandom different than any other fandom we see?
DJ Stewart is reaching sub-Vogelbach levels of bad.
Basedinals take the lead.
>>142544875Sheetz would never outbid Wawa if that ever came to be a bidding war
>>142545008and its beautiful
The Mets broadcast is going over the plot of Macbeth
Anyone else mute the cubs stream and is listening to the radio? xD
has anyone ever slid face first and got choked by their necklace?
>>142545059That's how Oscar Taveras died
Altuve RBI makes it 2-0 Stros
whit is such a lazy swinger, if he kept his head in and actually tried to drive the ball once in a while he wouldn't be hitting below .200
I'm waiting for the Doyers!
>Strahm in the 4th inning down 5-0lol Thomson is just getting relievers work right now
>>142545199holoFAGGOT!
>>142544936>fandomthat's a very generous way to describe it
I'm at the mall, how is the spaghetti today?
>>142545216I think you love me!
there ya go fagsby
1pm games in July should be illegal it's so fucking hot
BABIP!!!
>joey shart
Pirates gay ass fence kept Lindgod from getting another HR
realistically, could an average person hit a hr if given enough at bats?
>make major league debut>strike out olson, ozuna, d'arnaud in orderdamn
>>142545969Absolutely not.
>>142545969Off a major league pitcher? Lol no.
>>142545969Average little league player can’t hit a home run in a little league ball park with metal bats, so no
>>142546001Ozuna from the Braves?
>>142545969an average person, noa male gym rat in their 20s or 30s and above-average hand-eye coordination, maybe but it'll be a LOT of at-bats
>>142545969bartolo colon proved that. give anyone enough ABs and they'll run into one eventually, especially if you take BP every day and train with MLB hitting coaches. give me 2-3 years DHing every day and I guarantee I hit one dinger.
>>142546117Bartolo Colon is far from an "average person"
Holy shit olson that was wild
>>142545543why is he waving the surrender flag?
Classic Buxton at-bat. Good morning, good afternoon, and get the fuck out.
>>142546139average person, no. average build, yes. he was heavier than the average person, sure but around the same fitness level. he also had hilariously bad hand-eye coordination, which is why previous to the HR his ABs were much watch because they were so comedically bad, just like if you put some average fat guy in his mid-30s to swing at 99 mph fastballs. but he eventually got one.
Attaboy Soriano
PETE YOU FUCKING BITCH GOD YOU SUCK
>>142543338it's 5-0
>>142546053Ozuna from THE Barfidoos
>>142546016>>142546044>>142546051>>142546096>has never been to a batting cageI have the pitcher set to 90mph and regularly hit them at 20-30* with enough power that it would reach the wall most definitelyI hit dingers all the time at slow pitch softball
>>142546269I also go to the cage regularly and hit nukesYou're severely overrating the average human being
>strikes out 4 in a row to start your MLB careerwell damn
>>142546298I'm as average as they come5'10185lbs12" biceps
>>142546320The average human being is shorter than that and out of shape
>>142546320I could heem you sleepy
>>142546269Yea if you sit at a cage and just get into a rhythm sure. I am sure many people can get a HR in the derby but I thought we were talking about major league pitching in major league situations.Also - The difference between 90 and 95, and then 95 to 97, and so on, is enormous.
Mariner sisters...Thank you for Kelenic.
>>142546314Striking out Adam Duvall is not impressive
>>142546358You’re welcome. He was never going to produce in Seattle. It was the best move for both parties
>>142546314And he just got nuked by eli white lol
>strike out the first 4 in your debut>give up a dinger to eli white thats the way the base balls
>>142545969The average person would lack the bat speed to catch up with 95+. Maybe if a pitcher hung a slider and they hit a laser down the line off the foul pole
>>142546397>>142546404some AAA on AAA crime right there (I assume Eli White is a AAA player because idk who the fuck he is)
>>142546409>catch upno need to catch up if you time your swing correctly
I think it's funny how they have to mention Ohtani hitting a home run (his first hit in the month of July btw), just to try to keep his buzz up heading into the HRD. Plz ignore that Will Smith hit his 4th home runs in 4th consecutive at bats, which should've been the actual doyer headline
>the so-called "best team" in baseball losing a series to the hobbled gayves
>>142546320grim. i'm 7"1" and 300 lbs of muscle
>>142546420
Pete Alonso enjoy prison stalker child
>>142546449you beat the currently PhilAAAdelphia Phillies
>>142546228Sure he was a fat fuck but he had several hundred plate appearances, years of optional BP, access to cages etc. The guy had 30+ years of playing baseball when he hit his only homer. And don't forget many of these pitchers that had a career OPS under .300 were probably playing shortstop for their high school teams and many were even drafted as hitters before being converted. This isn't even comparable to the fat bald 38 year old posting anime and hasn't swung a bat since little league.
>>142546269Retard. The second an MLB pitcher throws you a slider you won't know what the fuck to do with it. It's not just about hitting the ball hard, it's also about barreling the ball and getting a good launch angle.
Amaya gettin hits
does anyone here seriously follow their local minor league team? like have season tickets? i live near the norfolk tides and have lots of free time, im thinking about getting season tix for next year. they are currently $700
>>142546488braves have eli white in their line up with no acuna or strider so shut
>>142545199doyers soon
What the fuck did I just watch the Twins do?
>>142546599hopefully they're asian femal twins and slob on your knob
>>142546543>Triple-A affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles.Should be fun to watch.>>142546599Diaz would've secured that throw.
Errorstros….That run got on base due to an error and then scored because the catcher couldn’t hold onto the ball. Goddamn it
>>142546543I live in a AAA town and the games + concessions are overpriced tbqh. It’s $20 for general admission and $14 for a domestic beer. If I could go to a game and get a beer + hot dog for $25 total I’d do it, but that shit costs around $40 here
>trashstros
>>142546678I blame Salazar. Yainer catches that 100%
>OZZY CATCH
>>142546572Yea!
>>142546768i hope u die
>>142546543>minor league season tix don’t do it. there’s no resale value. you’ll end up going to 15 games and eating hundreds. get one of their mini plans instead
>>142546722Probably, Cesar is really bad at catching the ball. Whether it’s behind the plate or those plays. I like the kid but you NEED to have those plays to prevent runs.
sneed garrett
>>142546768I hope you live and enjoy the dodgers game!>>142546780wow rude much
wesneski lookin solid
goooooooooooood job reds
>turn on giants game>immediate go ahead 3 run homer for the guardiesoops
>>142546833This wind is helping him quite a bit
>>142546470no wonder women avoid you
Shit umps
>>142546945thank nick ahmed for that
>>142546519>t. never been to a batting cage>thinks the ball always comes out exactly perfect meatball
Nope! No Julio today!
>>142546946I believe it, he is home run 'neski after all
>>142546713a low scoring game with Arrighetti Spaghetti on the bump? we take those
lets go brandon!
>>142546993Do you think it's remotely the same as an actual pitcher and catcher working together to throw you off and get you out? There are MLB players who are great hitting off a machine and complete shit doing it in a game.
LET’SGOBRANDON
>domed with a curveballlol
My Giants will comeback and win this game!
this twins stros game has some nutty shit5-6-2-1-3 double play.
Nice to watch this offense outburst for the Rangers. Feels like last season.
If Pete fucks this up he’s not getting a contract
>>142546543When I was in college (Texas A&M Corpus) I would go to the CC Hooks games, then I moved back to Houston and started going with friends to the Sugarland Skeeters (now space cowboy) games, the prices skyrocketed though when they became the Astros AAA team.I remember going in like 2012 or something with my dad because Roger Clemens came out of retirement to pitch a game (I think his son was on the team) and they did it again in 2015 or something with Rafael Palmero
>>142547133imagine how many home runs he could hit in Japan
Id like to see Brandon marsh play for the Yankees just to see what he would look like if he didn't look so filthy and homeless
>>142547067I went to some cages years ago and the NC State team bus happened to be passing through my town and piled out to take some hacks. They all looked like Bonds in his roided prime and not a one of them ever came close to making the majors. Let dude hang on to his fantasy. It doesn't hurt anyone.
>>142547133They’re like 5 games over .500 if he remembers this is a contract year.
>>142547110i respect this guy's trivia game too much to shit on him
>>142547154it used to be comfy $5 easy get in.I used to go to regular stros games and go to will call in 2011-13.
>Duvall hittingEmbarrassing for arcia at this point to be this bad if even poovall is making it work
>>142546982What's your team anon?
>Phillies getting bootyblasted by the Braves>Dodgers can sweep the series with the Brew CrewCould be quite a weekend for Doyers
cubbie berds
a lot of cute girls in the stands at wrigley
damn, nice barehand
>>142547329
>margot almost with another errorKEK
>>142547114And now Margot is catching line drives in his elbow pit.
doyers vs broos>>142547431>>142547431>>142547431
>>142547409he tried to make that same play a few nights ago but overhand, and the ball popped out of his glovehe fucked it up underhand too
wow the second sweep (all year) for my tigers
>>142547243i lived in seattle that same time and fuckin loved finding cheap bleacher seats then sitting wherever i wanted after a couple innings cuz there were 5000 people at each game. having a 100 loss team has its benefits
your 2024 AL roty
Shutout and a series win i will take it with both teams injured. Gg philliesfags will be an interesting second half of the year
my braves win :)
Braves win!
My Twins are winning right now.
>edwalk diass
BUSCH!
>>142547605>bug
Jose Miranda is about to break an MLB record.
safe by a mile, shit call, shittier no challenge
>>142547682Classic Rocco. The Pholads clearly want him to "stay competitive" but not to where they have to start dishing out (((raises))).
>>142547605i love girl's stomachs so much bros
>>142547670gl to him. I've seen a handful of guys over many years get close/nowhere near getting that one.
HEY LEAVELAND!!! I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL!
cubs are winnin!
>>142547752And i keep grinnin
>>142547682he was out bro you might wanna invest in some glasses
>>142547716that's a male (or at least with mainland asians they're androgynous enough that you can't tell)
>>142547767his hand was on the bad before the ball even reached the 2nd baseman, retard
>>142547716>girl's
>roku game I hate the antichrist
>>142547831>>142547778You guys are such miserable people. You really can't go 5 seconds without thinking about trannies
>>142547369Based and Bravespilled
>>142547870that's a pretty antisemitic remark, anon...
fuck this cheating midget
>>142547907>tranniesmight want to reread my post, it is only you thinking about people transitioning; worse, you just used a transphobic slur
We are SO BACK
>>142547907I’ll never understand the obsession with mentally ill disgusting faggots that 95% of this site has
>>142547922cringe
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sit down you cheating manlet.
>>142547907ladyboys, not tranniestheres a difference
I know they didn't have harper but damn the philies are frauds
>>142547953>>142547946
>>142547922based>>142547953based>>142547946cringe and seethin'
>>142547988>replying to yourself>seething about 27KWABOTY
sit the fuck down trashtros
>>142547988>n-n-no uoof
imagine seething about the nicest team in the MLB, My Minnesota Twins.
>>142547922gay
>>142548010>yankee fag seethingKWAB
Beating the Dodgers is like winning the World Series for Giants fans
>>142545055No, incel.
>>142547946cringe
>>142548042U seem upset :^)
>refers to >his favorite player by the number that he wearsCringe and seethin' like a bitch
berds win
>>142548026i will seethe that we will never see more than 100 games of buxton
>>142548038That insult only works on teams whose fans haven't lived to see a world series win, like the dodgers.
>>142548060>afraid to link a postgrim
>>142548026This is a bot paid for by big Media. Everyone knows Twins fans don't exist.
Cubs have an all-female broadcast!
>he roots for a team that cheats to win because he shares 9/16 of his name with half of the teamCringe.
>>142548097That post was used here over a decade ago. Now you know
>>142548074Erm... it's still the ninth?
>thread 27spie is seething about the stros againrent free go back to Xwitter faggot
>>142548117but enough about the Yankees
pressly is so fucking shit
You guys gonna see Twisters at all? What are the odds that the Van Hagar song "Humans Being" is either the opening or closing credits theme?
LINDOR I KNEEL
>crapman>pierats
FRANCISCO LINDOR MY BEAUTIFUL SHORTSTOP I LOVE YOU
that's my shortstop!
>>142548145Is this god striking them down? kek
>>142548117This one was actually creative...
How does Aroldis Chapman still get work this is like another day at the office for him.
LINDOOOOOOOOOR
>>142548119Yeah and that was either right after we won or when the dodgers were coming off of playoff chokes.
Salazar learned his lesson this time.
>>142548172a just god wouldnt have let them get back to .500
>Yankees haven't been to a WS in 15 years>My Tigers are responsible for Derek Jetter's career ending>Fucking Delmond Young going Total Yankee Death mode on them>Yankees have still never beaten My Tigers in the playoffsIt's weird having no hard feelings towards the Yankees.
this ends today
I don’t even think you should bring Diaz out in the 9th, but like… who?
>>142548172>>142548212this didn't age well :^)
its fucking over twins bros
>>142548221Even Red Sox fans don’t really care anymore. They gave them the most humiliating loss in baseball history and then won 3 more rings. I don’t even know if I could explain to a zoomer what that rivalry was in the 90s and early 00s.
LGTSS>stankees
>>142548257the red sox have buck broken the yankees this season, it's glorious to have seen
>>142548249Aww, man, guess I'll just have to go for a walk around my 100% neighborhood to get over this mid-season loss.
>>142548226
>>142548278>my 100% [muslim immigrant] neighborhoodfilled in those missing words for you
>>142548261jesus i didnt realize. are the astros actually gonna do it?
>>142548281>he's living vicariously through an MLB player's personal achievementsCringe.
>>142548306at least the accomplishments are from this decade/millenial/etc and he does say 27 rangs
alright lets see how the mets blow this
>>142548296Wrong again, Paco. Enjoy your flood of thousands more of illegal aliens, along with the water, the next few days though.
how does anyone hit against duran. nigga throws likw 105
>>142548178dark skin cuban privilege
FUCK YOU KOPECH FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOR OF A MOTHER
>>142548321>he now feels that he has to justify living vicariously through another man's personal achievementsCringe, yikes even.
All bants aside, this feels like a walkoff win for the Twinnies. I hope I’m wrong but we’re the worst in the league in these close games.
>>142548331>A city's baseball team lives so rent free in your head you check their weather reports.
BASED BURGER
>>142548337When he goes full retard and throughs a 98mph changeup
>>142548373>he thinks I need to read weather reports to know what is happening in the world.Touch more grass, Paco. Not just the lawns you mow.
/nu/>>142548415>>142548415>>142548415
507 for berds win :)
>>142548412>seething so hard he thinks everyone who observes his lolcowdom is a Mexican
>>142548432retard
>>142548331
>>142548362>doubles downIAYC :^)
>>142548326I apologize mets
Vasquez walk-off!
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40514128/cubs-colten-brewer-breaks-hand-punching-wall-rough-outing
>>142548165Slut
>>142547238>this guyyou just murdered him
