>Lap:#7229>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142547609>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Niko Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218 (215 starts)>Poorez Grands Prix since last win:30>Fermando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:191>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan80>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 255 (+18)NOR: 171 (+15)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 146 (+11)PIA: 124 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 373 (+18)Ferrari: 302 (+11)McLaren: 295 (+27)Mercedes: 221 (+25)Aston Martin: 68 (+10)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 755.04 (+55.56)PER: 751.80 (+86.81HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)>News:‘I can’t stop crying!’ – Hamilton admits there were days he ‘didn’t feel good enough’ and feared never winning again after emotional return to winning ways‘I blame myself today’ – Norris rues ‘not making right decisions’ after missing out on Silverstone winVerstappen hails ‘right calls’ from Red Bull in helping to seal P2 at SilverstoneRussell reflects on ‘really disappointing’ retirement from home race at SilverstoneLeclerc in "worse than a nightmare" after failed British GP rain callF1 movie starring bad pitt teaser trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrE9umGiPZQ
amx
Did Zak Brown really think Merc was going to let a customer team keep the best engines
3rd for sex with that cute mclaren girl from the sydney grand prix last year
fake gimi
>>142556320forget keeping the best engines, being allowed to use the best tires would be a good start
I hate the demiurge
sex with emilia clarke
>>142556395different strokes for different folks
>>142556395>>142556415i wouldn't mind if she stroked my two-stroke engine iykwim haha
ham better not win anything ever again
>>142556415I got something she can stroke right here
>>142556295HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
over status?
>>142556295>bad pittmore like bad pitstop haha
>>142556467it's never been more over
Would it show F1 Pit Culture?
>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
crazy that max got second in the 7th fastest car
>>142556508>137 points behind his teammateYeah, Perez is fucking shit.
>2nd in the 17th fastest carHOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?
>>142556331>Doesnt post pic
ynr Merc has been sandbagging for the last 3 years
>>142556423>>142556437The joke is that she has strokes irl!!!
>best race of the season is the one where hamilton winswhat went so fucking wrong
>>142556646Nothing. F1 Is BACKIf you want a comparison just she the slurpfest on MotoGP
>>142556646I'm disappointed that homolton won but every single thing about that race was kino
edd straw worst case
<3
>>142556667Is he secretly two fat guys in a flannel doing the kids in a trench coat trick?
>>142556576all my photos from back then are on my phone (had to live without a PC for that time) and the folder structure is retardednot even sure if i saved a pic tbqhwy
Min Verslowwin
Motor racing is kind of boring, they need to constantly come up with catty, gossipy interpersonal drama to keep people interested. It should be more like Mario Kart
>>142556667Edd is going to give Shamilton an 11/10
>>142556702Since all radio commutation are public already they should put all the teams in an xbox live lobby so strategists and drivers can shit talk each other
>>142556718Yuki got a 40k fine for saying retard, the teams would be bankrupt by round 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzKU6W1ntv0
checos race was riggi but did the needful and got max 2nd place. he WILLLLL redeem next time
>>142556467Civilization is collapsing.
death to m*rcedes as always
>>142556718>omg fkn oma noobtuber go pitstop cunt
>>142556740Your image cured my yellow fever.
>‘I can’t stop crying!’ – Hamilton admits there were days he ‘didn’t feel good enough’ and feared never winning again after emotional return to winning waysBuck status?
>>142556766>man achieves what he aimed to achieve after 2 years of hard work and has emotional catharsissomething you will never feel in your life status?
>>142556295/f1/?you dumb leaf
>>142556777>mandoubt
retire the car umm because uhh..
>>142556777Are all you Fins childless faggots?
>>142556812that's not a Finn
>>142556295this not having /f1/ and Relentless (!) in the title, and therefore the tab not showing /sp/ - /f1/ - Re is fucking me upthanks a lot retard
>wake up >hamilton has not been DSQWhy is the joke still going?
>I am forgotten
>>142556850>Asston Shartin
>>142556850Is this the guy Brad Pitt is replacing?
Bom dia, Goedemorgen and Happy Monday, /f1/!
>>142556850tbf the past few races he's been performing on a level compared to Stroll as Vettel has, it's just that Vettel was much younger and never compared to Stroll the way Alonso did in 2023
>40 years old>WinsTHE GOAT
>>142556812>loser boomer whose only achievement is birthing another loser
>*gets beaten by Sargeant while his teammate finishes P6 ahead of the Aston Martins*Did him and Grosjean waste a way a proper car all those years?
gimi
>checo we need to retire the car>why>well explain in the garage
I would like to thank everyone at the factory for their hard work
>>142556888He’s a podium finisher.
>>142556902says a lot about how much worth that has
Was it scripted?
>>142556910
Why they retire Russell car anyway ? Even if his car blow up in the road, it gained Hamilton advantage massively
>>142556908>p3:|>p6:O
>>142556915>it gained Hamilton advantage massivelySure, this is understandable English
What is second most unhinged f1 fandom after teamlh?
>>142556926me just waking up
>>142556938just bongs in general
MISSINGPRESUMABLY DEAD (SUICIDE)
>>142556938tifosi
>>142556944it's okgood morning>>142556873good morning
High chance this was not hamilton last win this season. Next season he will retire with mental fatigue.
British Grand Prix was shit except for the last 10 laps which also clearly prove that certain GPs are scripted.
Lando Norris does not have what it takes
>>142556850>>I am forgottenHe should've signed with Merc.https://www.express.co.uk/sport/f1-autosport/1920064/toto-wolff-mercedes-interest-alonso-replace-hamilton
16 out of 25 of the top posts on r/formula1 are about Lewis Hamilton yet /f1/ is seething and pretending this isn't more important than anything else happening in F1 at this moment. the entire week of threads should have Lewis Hamilton in the OP, you're not sore losers are you, /f1/?>>142556963the Irish are firmly #TeamLH as well
>>142557127tfw you’re a lando
>>142556879I'm sorry I doubted you Indobro. Still he rises.
Wait, you guys didn't know this year's British GP was just an ad for the F1 movie? You guys don't really believe Hamilton won on merit right?
>>142556926It was Game King-tier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmbQXeH97NE&t=38s
>>142557194LH is bigger than Brad Pitt nowdays.
>>142557194I think all of us, as soon as we saw Ruslel retiring his car knew were in for some pozzed shit
>>142557194just watched it, it's so uninspiring.
>>142557211Hamilton was easily faster than Russel there, if anything he would just have cemented Hamilton's win since he'd be fighting Max for P2.
>>142557194I hope it will have a kneeling scene
>>142557211Also, as soon as Merc's B-team gave their drivers the "wrong" tire, I knew we were in for some pozzed shit
>>142557211>"Yeah no the car was fine, we just retired so my mechanics and I could go watch the newly released F1™ Movie featuring Brad Pitt, Damson Idris, directed by Joseph Kosinski and written by Ehren Kruger"
>Merc is fast again>Ferrari only getting worse>Leaves for Ferrariwhat did he mean by this?
>>142557264Comfy retirement year, plus gets a red car to keep for his collection. Probably famous enough that they'll let him lead the design of a roadcar like the aston/museo abomination too, except his will probably have newey eldrich aero if he ends up there too.
just shant be watching any more of this negro semen slurping """"""sport"""""" for negroes
>>142557290will he get banned from owning a Ferrari after trying to pimp it up like what happened to deadm5us's car?
Ferrari should put a V12 in the smallest car of their current lineup and pair it with a manual transmission
>>142557264You really thought Hammy would make good decisions in life? Wihtout Niki whispering to his ear he would never ever signed for Merc.
>>142557321>will he get banned from owning a Ferrari after trying to pimp it up like what happened to deadm5us's car?No. His diversity team will take care of that.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>142557236Lewis went out with old softs when Hard/Medium was the better race tyre, so you agree he was sabotaged and still won.
>>142557236Their mentally retarded driver (oscar was on the right tyre) made the call for softs thinking he could out pace homolton, then bottled his own stop because he's mentally feeble just like chuck
>>142557355>kwabmilton gets shitty tire>instead of getting the better tire, the B-team also puts shitty tires (that they were saving specifically for this)Yeah, I'm thinking this is some pozzed shit
>>142557366sorry, meant to put the thing in brackets after the first part of that sentence
"We need to box, the soft is better now, or any slick tyre"t. Lando Norris"Okay we can choose a medium to cover people like Verstappen or we choose a soft to cover people like Hamilton"t. McLaren"AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK"t. Lando Norris as he misses his pit box and slides into P3
>>142557290>retirement yearI think that's what he is going after. He got to end his tenure at Merc on a very high note, he has probably no bigger achievements to look forwards to in F1 unless Ferrari ends up with a WDC car in 2026 and he will just use up the rest of his career to drive for sport just like Alonso.
>>142557422Vettel wow
>>142557264Nothing can beat $100 million salary. Do you think Christiano Ronaldo goes to arab football to break Records ??
>>142557366so what makes you think Russell deserves the win if he can't beat Hamilton on equal tires
Are the perez contract clauses are real which are circulating in the media?
>>142556295i saw the nigger doing takes behind lando normies sad post race interview. made me chuckle a little
>>142556395she didnt even put the headset on. also, nice to see when lewis ditches the lgbt blm helmet he wins. is that divine intervention? i like him when he isnt trying to be american, saying his life does t matter, and supporting gay. all while having God is king written on his neck.
The Jorge Martin of F1
>>142557409>"Okay we can choose a medium to cover people like Verstappen or we choose a soft to cover people like Hamilton"what was the point of that info, they know hes retarded in addition too.
>>142556552why is he standing by the lgbt thing
>>142557472He is lgbt ally
>>142556659why are you disappointed he won? he showed everyone that underneath the blm lgbt bullshit he is a proud brit and suffering the same identity crisis a lot of us feel after our government has corrupted everything they have touched for the last 40 years. i actually felt happy for him. nice to see him without the rainbow bollocks. wish he would stop the whole blmlgbt thing for good, he doesnt need them. they drag him down.
>>142557471Hamilton had just undercut him and was on a quicker tyre which would warm up quicker but deg faster meaning he needed to get out ahead or overtake immediately if he took the softs, Max was behind him but would be degging slower meaning the threat would come in the closing laps rather than immediately at pit exit.It makes sense to give the info, it doesn't make sense to let him choose.
>>142556873>this is the meatit isnt meat, it’s solidified mucus. there is zero protein in snails and anyone eating them must be poorfag retard. or women.
>>142556812There's just that guy and he's the 3rd worst poster on /sp/
>>142557090not scripted but the first 20 laps were boring shite and i was going to turn off but the chance of rain kept me watching. although i watch the replay on all 4 later in the day so have to avoid the internet sometimes for a whole week til ive watched the replay. i do like f1. wish i could work at a silverstone.
>>142557502As vile a thing to eat as snails are, nobody is going to listen to an Englishman when it comes to cuisine.
>>142556667>when the beans finally start fermenting in your intestines
>>142557365yea that annoyed me, i like lando but he is getting ahead of himself a little. its cool to be confident but you have to have won more than once in a fluke to have the confidence be real. shame though, i hope he learns. lewis ditching the diversity thing seems to reward him. every time he takes off the lgbt hat he gets great results and the last 3 years he has had the lgbt blm hat on. oh shit, has it been 6 years?
>People coping Hamilton is done with LGBTQBLM shitHe'll be back to using fag helm and complaining about hecking racism next weekend.
>>142557226yea, whats the films plot lol are they supposed to be pretending to be real drivers? that nigger was doing scene takes behind lando norris interview lol sorry lads, ive woken up and feeling talkative. will shut up now of no one has replied to any posts
>>142557530hope that snag came pre-bit
>>142557546*2 weekends from nowIt's not rawe ceek>>142557545Not sure what you mean about him ditching the diversity thing, he was wearing his diversity helmet on Sunday.
>>142557530i live in england, im actually Welsh. we have welsh cakes and rarebit.
>Hamilton won something againFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
>>142557194Movie having real teams with real drivers doesnt sound good.
>>142557559>he had his gay hat onhe didnt have it on this weekends race. its usually visible from the car chase cam with the rainbow going around the top and i always look out for it in the hopes he ditched it. has he made it more subtle or?
>>142557565KWAB
>>142557524>wish i could work at a silverstone.You go girl, there are job openings therehttps://www.silverstone.co.uk/careers/job-searchAlso watch for jobs at BRDC as they own the circuit.Additinally there is a fuckton if job openings at F1 itselfhttps://corp.formula1.com/careers/
>>142557546>people copingi thinkmits just me. i liked hamilton a lot till he started thinking his life didnt matter and not realising the blm shot was shit niggers trying to pull successful black people down. lewis is also mixed race, he hugged his White nan ffs.
>>142557570Mission 44 is his diversity initiative.
>>142557577sound, next adventure begins. im getting old now and bored of the neet life. ive been neet for coming up ten years now.
>>142557590i never heard of it before. more subtle but im gutted now. must have been a fix, a stitch up, just like the zippertits.
>>142557545Lando's problem is that he chokes with having all the pressure when people overhype him and knowing that he has the fastest car, all of that happened too fast and he isnt ready for all that.
>>142557567>real teams>real driversWait, do you guys still think the races are real?? You know it's like WWE they decide who wins before the races, right? Right?
It's official
>>142557611which is silly cause he puts the pressure on himself. being a good driver and in f1 should tell him he isgood enough to be there, he just to relax a little. the wins will come when the car and conditions come. cant just beat red bull out of nowhere and expect to win everything. i also believe its going to come out that redbull and max are up to something shady. last time i saw dominance like this was hamilton but his tram mates werent ever so far behind as perez is. i wanted to watch more f1 outside of races but its hard to come by much, sky seem to gatekeep most of the stuff.
>>142557627serious? can you breakdown the proceadure? do they dress rehersal? is fp1 2 and 3 to do that? why is sargeant always at the back? whats the reasoning behind that story arc?
So Narb was sabotaged to let Shamilton win huh
>>142557628>this used to be the whitest team on the gridhow the mighty have fallen
>>142557628so bearman is driving a tyre test and you think that means he’s getting the seat? where can i find this news before 4chan?
>>142557658pozzed trophy
>>142557194>Brad Pitt has Gimi's number>His teammate has Mazepin'sKWAB
>>142557665You mean fittipaldi? twinkman was already announced as their driver for next season.
>>142557639Lmao yeah that's why they call it "FREE practice" that's the joke you're supposed to get once you're 12, they're just rehearsing>whats the reasoning behind that story arc?Selling tickets?
>>142557608>>142557590no mention of lgbt thankfully. low income is just a term for Whites in the same position as black people lol but i was from a single mother family and i wish i had help like this or even shown that there was help like this as i failed in life because i didnt know enough to succeed. now i know enough im too blackpilled to want to do anything aside of neet and be hapoy.
>>142557290>Probably famous enough that they'll let him lead the design of a roadcarabsolutely not
>>142557683yea, thats what i meant. can you answer the second half so i dont get fittipaldi and bearman mixed up again? ;)
>>142556295wait it's a movie about a nog? pass
>>142557684>make sure logan sargent is mostly last, that will sell ticketsyour troll is gay>>142557701yes, it has a frenchman in it.
>>142557701it's a movie about a white guy being a role model to a black guy, hollywood's favorite
>>142557698the official f1.com site usually posts driver announcements pretty quickly
>>142557704better than having oogabooga thug crappers for rolemodels, every dog needs a good master
>>142557704Welcome back John Wayne
>>142557776get off your horse and drink your milk, kid.>>142557707im banned because i emailed them my thoughts about thenlack of races shown when paying for a subscription. who tf wants to watch a timing screen when we dont get to watch the drivers alongside? furious that its not a thing that i can just pay for sky sports f1 alone or f1 dont offer a way to watch the races. i usually end up on a dodgy website watching after the fact.
>>142557806>im banned because i emailed them my thoughtsWhat?
every day i hear that RB is swapping Perez with Ric or Lawson, but why is everyone ignoring Tsunoda? Nobody even takes him into consideration
he's always going to be seen as the angry little jappo mate
>>142557835Tsunoda has negative mainstream appeal, clearly something Red Bull is looking for since they keep the gigashitter for Mexican merch sales.
>>142557835Genuinely no idea.It was always assumed that they kept yuki around basically just to keep Honda happy but that was before he demolished debris and retardo.He gets kudos from some people in the media whenever he scores decent points but otherwise you'd think he's more invisible than shitters like joe.I can only assume it's because he's the wrong species of minority so there's no benefit from seeing him in a top team.
the spicballs are probably buying merch to hold red bull hostage on behalf of perez
>>142556295So now that the dust has settled, how does it feel to be wrong /f1/ and how much chaos was there after the race ended? I didn't get to post after the race.
Red Bull has always been a car brand that took marketing over talent, going back to their first lineup of Coulthard and Klien. They have built fast cars and a team that works over the years but keeping Perez and considering Ricciardo as his replacement shows they haven't lost their original ways.
>>142557658Narb and entire McLaren team
>>142557835Tsu is there for Honda.
the teaser looked pretty bad tee bee aytch
>>142557867I feel like Mexicans will eventually get some self-respect and not buy the merch of a driver who is THIS much slower than his teammate. Brazilians are poor third worlders as well and they made fun of Barrichello for finishing 2nd.
>>142557869It was the schizo leafs fault, he started slacking with his gimmick and undid the curse.There was very little bickering, people were more focused on just how dogshit the red bull was and how Lando/mclel managed to lose ground to max AGAIN despite having an objectively quicker car.
>>142557871red bull isn't a car brand
>>142557893Fact check: False
>>142557835>>142557864Tsu is too crzay to co-exist with Max, thats why Helmet would never give him seat in the main team
why don't RB just get a faster mexican?
>>142557905already slotted for a better seat
>>142557905Speedy Gonzales can't reach the pedals
>>142557898
>>142557893What makes a brand a car brand?
>>142557884>he started slacking with his gimmick and undid the curseNo point beating a dead horse, I'm now focusing my efforts on depozzification
>>142557873>Have ex-Ferrari italian team principal >Make Ferrari-tier pasta spilling strategy regretti
It took nearly six years for the world to realize this guy is just an over hyped choke artist. But /f1/ knew this in 2019.
>>142557923Gonna need you to redouble your efforts
whys lando such an emotional little bitch
Mexicans !
>>142557938That's the East-Flanders genes
>>142557149>r/formula1kwab
>>142557938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKtAkgoJvaQ
>>142557945Will holland be winning? Max said he texts one of the dudes on the team.
>>142557869You can tell the thread is seething that HAM won, IDchad made a thread with laughing hammer as the first thread since the race and instead of calling it a good race /f1/ called it a 7/10 race despite last 10 laps being objectively kino as it was up for grabs for 3 people, you can also tell the usual Ham antis are radio silent after they couldn't take the sight of Hamilton winning a race on pure merit, no safetycar luck or DNF luck (as we can easily tell how he outpaced Russel and the McLarens on his 3rd stint), they are having themselves a good cry while burying their heads in the sand which will be impossible because this entire next 2 weeks will be dedicated to brits celebrating silverstone and TeamLH celebrating the now undisputed GOAT.
eating supermarket sushi I bought on Friday. If there is a God and He lets Hamilton win Silverstone then He will also let me survive this.
>>142557931He has the speed, he still needs to mature and get used to the pressure of fighting for the lead
>>142557954>Dutch football team>winningThey're a bunch of Caribbean/Surinam egoistic idiots that refuse to actually work.No matter how much I hope it isn't coming home, but it's coming home.
>>142557952/weakmind/
>>142557966dude just smell itif it smells bad, dont eat itsimple as
>Poor goblina choked once again
>>142557981I haven't smelt anything since I had Covid earlier this year
>>142557931just needs more time that's allhe is only in his 6th season, basically a rookie
>>142557962stop samefagging you troon
>>142557962its just new age max autists that are seethingtried and true racists can appreciate when a good slave breaks free from the chains to help around the house
>>142557986>2024>getting covid
AMC AMX
feels great to wake up and realize I'm not Lando Norris
>>142557996>he is only in his 6th season, basically a rookiekek
don't know what's worsethe years of smug midwits saying>see I told you he'd never win againor the smug midwits saying>see I told you he would win again
>>142557952I didn't know I'd live to see the Leclercification of Lando
>>142558057>tfw thinking that things couldn't be better>be reminded of the austrian gpI love Formula 1
>doesn't win DOTDThis shit is fixed landobros he's suppose to win every race for his effort alone.
>>142557445The average NPC can't really think for 5 seconds that this year contract is the same from last year and the one he signed after monaco is for 2025-2026
>>142558064It's just coping ideologies at this point, don't hope on either band wagons.
Where are you IrishANO???????????
>>142558077What would Hulk need to do to even get in the top 3?
SAY THE LINE IRISHANON
>>142558110more fangirls and probably starting the vote when there are a few laps left
>>142558132Hulk is guy pretty I'm afraid
>>142556552Can RB get rid of Kekez somehow?
>>142558136>Hulk is guy pretty I'm afraidYeah I've noticed alot of guys jerk off to the fact that he looks pure white, especially itt. Kinda gay.
the skill gap between max and lando
>>142558143Bottas is also white but nobody thinks he's handsome. Young girls love soft faces like Norris while guys and older women prefer jawlines like Hulk or Alonso.
>>142557966>>142557986How's your stomach, anon?
Imagine telling someone in 2019/2020 that Leclerc, Russell and Norris would have under 10 wins combined by mid-024.
>>142558158Not great but that's probably mostly the krapula
>>142557966>Tonmi, is a Finnish 36 year old male, living with his mother
Say something...nice about AMX's rival.
>>142558164I've been shitting on Lecuck since his Sauber days, m8. You wouldn't believe the kind of stuff you can figure out when you're not pozzed in the head
>>142558219>B-But muh F2 Bahrain race
why the fuck do dudes come to this site and roleplay as anime girlsI roleplay as a former f1 pit crew member who had to retire because a tire came loose from the pit stall next to us, shattering my leg
>>142556295now we have 2 weeks in which indoanon will slurp negro's dong
>>142558158>eats supermarket sushi for hangoverWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>142558164Max just can't stop cucking everyone
>>142558236>>142558194
>>142557966if you're lucky, the only thing you're gonna do is shit your intestines out
>>142558164No one gave Narb or Goblina much of a chance and considering Mclel form back then people would say Lando would never get a win, but Lekeck getting broken by Ferrari is a shame
>>142558218THE GOAT**at 2nd place
>>142558253You forgot the VPN again Ivan
>>142558218I don't mind him winning if it means McLaren becomes competitive again
>>142558270Fuck McLaren forever
>>142558270Does that mean their production cars will become actually reliable?
>>142558149Was Max grooming him? Because he's been fucking Landos arse
>>142558266I'm just pointing out who is responsible for this.
>who said anything about safety?oh no. it's going to be shit.
>Hamilton crying because he finally got a single win after 2 years>Norris and Russel crying because they finally sniffed the panties of victory but can't go all the way>Leclerc can't cry because he's completely dead inside>Perez and Alonso completely given up>Ricciardo's smile and optimism: goneIs Hulkenberg the only one having a good time?
>>142558299as long as he doesn't think about 2025, sure
>>142558253>23Its actually crazy he's been winless for 2.5 years while even the doll got 2
>>142558236nono the sushi was for lunch. warm leftover kossu was for the hangover
>>142558298>on-track scenes copied from Super Speedway and off-track scenes copied from DrivenKudos to Hammy, very few get their indie hobby film project into box office.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDjblbpaSro
>>142558299Max looked pretty happy to snatch the 2nd in these circumstances and get even more ahead in the championship
>>142558337>flushes down germ-filled poison with alcoholBased, makes me wonder why some retards waste 7 years in med school.
>>142558318Why do all F1 drivers dress like fucking retards?
>>142556873AURELIA IS C U T E
>>142558353U wot m8
>>142558318and even after 2.5 years he needed a rocketship, rigging, and the best possible luck to winreally pathetic
>>142557422goosebumps
i feel so bad for the track janny that james hunt smackedhe just tumbles down on his ass like a teletubby
>>142558367can't lie he does look fly there
AlphaTauri (the clothing brand), whatever happened there
>>142558353Drivers treating paddock as a fuckin catwalk is trend that should better be killed instantly. Go to that Monaco fashion show if you wanna show off your weird rags and shoes that cost more than average monthly salary in Europe.
>>142558367>suit with t-shirt and sneakersThis wasn't cool when niggers started doing it 20 years ago, it's not cool now.
>>142558281yep
He gave it all but 3 years of hard buckbreaking work down the drain, totally out of his control. He always delivered when it was needed.Fuck Mercedes Fuck McLaren Fuck Lando Nowins Fuck Sergio PerezFuck Christian Horner
>>142558403I bet they get crazy money for that.
TOTO WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU TOTOI WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THROWING RB, HORNY MAN AND NEWEY'S CONTRACT INTO THE SHITTER THEN OFFERING AMX A CONTRACTGOTT STRAFE
>>142558164>>142558238They don't call them red BULL for nothing
>>142558292That's no excuse to invade the other half
>>142557422>tfw vettie is your GOAT but he says shit like thisWhy
>>142558452He is a mindbroken European Greens voter.
>>142556295>SARG came 11thholy shit wtf happened?
>>142558452>>tfw vettie is your GOATKWAB
>>142558418Praise AMX.
>>1425584654th of July racism boost
>>142557753>every dog needs a good masteri can see torger saying that
>>142558370Not really rigging but everyone choking - including Narb engine which was sus>>142558405Those arent sneakers, its a classy casual look, not that a murican would understand
He was there with Marko to watch RBRs dogshit performance today, he knows this is all the fault of hornyman
was that useless retard bottas even there?
>>142558512>classy
>>142558536careful...
Guys I miss gimi
>>142558540be careful yourselfdon't get anorexia like your favorite teenage girl bottas
>>142558536He's currently 21st in a 20 driver championship
>>142558550me three :(
>Sacked -0.5 years into a 2 year contract>Team gives you an contract extension just so they can modify your current one to add performance clausesWhat level of exposure is this called?
>>142558452>>tfw vettie is your GOAT but he says shit like thisThe real Vettee died at Ferrari.
>>142558539
>>142556295>F1 movie starring bad pitt teaser trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrE9umGiPZQ can't watch thisfom doesn't let me watch any of there videos herei guess i will never know now300 millies!
*wins*
i almost witnessed kino of the ages
>>142558621open it in a new tab, zoomie
>>142558666why do i have to watch it?i've accepted i never will
>>142558666Im so oppressed
>McLel in charge of double stacking
>>142558550Dont worry, he will drive in f1 next year
>>142558709Bro you don't understand, they would have lost around 2 seconds, which is exactly what the other (winning) team they were fighting chose to do but please ignore that.
>>142558700Why did they do that?
Festival of Sneed soon
>>142558832
>>142558709Doesn't matter when goblina chokes so hard cant even stop at the markers.They might start betting on Ps3 cause he is more mentally strong and collected >>142558817Russophobia
Mark checking in on his boy Oscar god they are so so cute
>>142558709Stop it. It still hurts. My PS3 win possibility taken away from me, not by competing teams but mclaren themselves. Twice.
>NARB in front of poois>ja George, we have an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm engine cooling issue box now retire the car
>>142556295Brad Pitt plays a 60 year old driver in this film
>>142558859Go away, fujo
>>142558862McLaren admitting they don't do double stack is a brain fart moment from them. How could you not want a competitive advantage? Its baffling.
>here's your lead driver of mclaren F1When will Zak demote him?
>>142558875Always with the scenarios
>>142558897They're like Red Bull were in 2020, they've forgotten how to win regularly - how every part of the team machine has to be working.
>>142558844>lead driver of mclaren out paced by credit card manKWAB
I might be retarded but I'm genuinely optimistic for the F1 movie. It's cool how they are filming amongst the active F1 weekend.
>>142558944>here's your lead driver of mclaren F1Shes a bit of a (mental) midget but at least shes cute!
>>142559029Doesn't really mean much if the writers and screenplay are shite, which at the moment with modern film and television is a common issue.
>>142559029It's gonna be invariably compared to Grand Prix and it's gonna suffer for it, I think it's gonna be kinda shit but it's gonna be exquisitely well-shot shit, so if they can keep CGI from being too much of a crutch I'm hoping it will still at least be fun to watch.
>>142557611In the pre-race interview he was very obviously nervous. He can't hope to beat Max with such a weak mentality, pressure literally doesn't exist to Max. That's the difference between Lando and Charles: Charles is very self-critical, but he's much more confident behind the wheel than Lando and (usually) does well under pressure.
>>142556295>3000 gorillion budget>trailer in 1080pOh no no no no no no
STILL WAITING THE IRISH COPEDID HE BURN ALL HIS VPN ????
>>142559118>>3000 gorillion budgetCause of the strike and inflation Not that money mean much anyway
Which F1 teams build their cars for combat?
>>142559146
> A Formula One team owner and friend (Javier Bardem) contacts Hayes and asks him to come out of retirement to mentor rookie prodigy Joshua Pearce (Damson Idris)here we go again and again. Take a famous, established agin actor/character, put him on all the promo, and then when you go to see the movie you see it's a bait&switch and the actual protagonist is some young overemotional ethnic character played by literal who with the acting range of a spoon. Their secret plan is to have him to be the next big thing, but they're too cowards to to commit to that plan. This was if he fails to capture the audience (which usually happens), nobody can call it a failure.
grim
The only true F1 movie
>>142559146benetton in 1994
There are no good dramatised films about Formula 1
Fat lady (male) has sung.https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/2024-f1-driver-rankings-british-grand-prix-edd-straw/
>>142559146Mercedes & Alpine.
>>142559184Based. Fuck old love that plays Niki's wife is fucking crazy hot.
Spygate season film when? Built it up from the historical Ferrari-McLaren rivalry til 2007 then end with Stepney's murder.
>>142559146Redbull destroying Meclel previous race...
Checi Cucktini
2 merc wins in a row.. how do we cope
many such cases
>>142559324clearly /f1/ is coping hard the Hamilton counter from the OP is gone
>>142559349coping would be leaving the counter and having it say "0"
>Finish behind teammate despite having a newer engine>Teammate is a literal mongol>Get ranked better???
>Leclerc wins his home race>Standard post-race procedure>Negro wins his "home" race>Extra victory lap, pretends to cry on the radio, sits in his car faking tears, waits until cameras are close before hugging his dad, runs onto the track, drapes himself in his "home" flagWhy? Nobody else acts like this
>>142559359This is a copepost
>>142559366B-b-b-but he had slightly better race pace at one point
>>142559383>Negro Worse , Anglo
>>142559383
I'm not taking it all too well
>>142559222semen slurping weekend for gasly
it's over, tifosichadshttps://x.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1810289227956961600
>>142559493Is Fred going to design the car?
>>142559493so hamilton is definitely not winning with them
>>142559383Rent free
>>142559493He's going to Aston Martin
>>142559493They need a schumacher in the team to bring balance to the scuderia
>>142559493damn they really got nui
>>142559366being pozzed in the head is no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYWq0FDWZY&t=704s
>>142559493
>>142559565newey is pure shit, bro
>>142559604so is ferrari, so they're a perfect fit for each other
>>142559604based relentless retard
LMAO the leaf was seething so much at this, stating Sir Lewis should've "gone to fucking prison"
>>142559634I stopped seething a few months later :)
>>142559383>racist is retarded
kek at amx's reaction when learning norizz didn't take the medjumshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHGGEkOpj3E
>>142559493The thought of working with the flamboyant negro got too disgusting.
Williams honorary Le Mans winnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOrL1oMBQEchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiZ-ywyw1q8
>>142559865Yeah, he knew this was some pozzed shit
>>142559799I need my own emotional support Amx
>>142559865kwab
>Sources have suggested that Red Bull has the right to terminate Perez’s contract if he falls more than 100 points behind Verstappen at key points of the championship – which are the summer break and the end of the season.>Right now, after another non-score at Silverstone, he is 137 points adrift and has just two races to get himself within that 10-point range if he is not to expose him to the risk of Red Bull electing to look at other options.>Horner has played down the significance of Lawson’s run, saying it is a long-planned aero test, but it is obvious that Red Bull management will be looking closely at how well he shows in a car that Perez is struggling with.>“The Liam aero run has been planned for a couple of months now and for Checo, of course, he’s under pressure. That’s normal in Formula 1," he said.>“And when you’re under-delivering, that pressure only mounts. He’s aware of that, he knows that and this weekend nothing has gone his way.">Lawson’s run in the RB20 is not the only test he has scheduled this month, with RB having announced weeks ago that he will also get a run in one of its 2022 cars. This is understood to be scheduled for the final week of July at Imola, which will be a further chance to evaluate his form.
Haas immediately getting gud right after fraud TV personality gunther Steiner leaves makes me unreasonably happy.
>>142559493Hes shit
>>142559565Nui is aero not chassis
>>142559969He's a movie star now
>>142559184Grand Prix is the only good F1 film. Rush is a nice flick, but nothing special.
So how did >(We) take it?
>>142559953
>>142559953How many times will i have to greentext 2 more weeks...
>>142560025ad infinitum for about>2 more weeks
>there are pozfags who still believe the aero makes a difference
>>142560004Rush has great cinematography, very good acting and the story it's based on is one of the most inspiring in all of sports. Grand prix has great cinematography, corny acting and a meh story. It's an interesting historical document.
>>142559969>What did you föcking say about me??
>>142560065I love how this scene implies they beat Haas out of all the teams, meaning their cars are fucking dogass fighting for P17
>>142560054>very good actingdid we watch the same movie? hemsworth couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, and the german guy was a caricature
Goblin is going to crash on Eau Rouge due to mental fatigue
I do not like F1 when Ferrari isn't winning
>>142560111We obviously didn't. Brühl's performance was the best actor doing a well known celebrity performance ever. Not an impersonation at all, he was Lauda. Hemsworth captured Hunt perfectly as well. Compared to wooden charisma-void James Garner in grand prix with his theatrical early 50s style of acting it's not even a contest. Maybe stick to watching historic races and leave the film criticism to others.
>>142559969hulk will win a WDC by finishing 4th every race
>>142560166We know
>>142560096They probably figured out how to be "quick in the corners", because the other teams that have way more money are so quick on the straights. If they don't care too much about it being safe they could have a real shot here!
>>142560214kek I hope they go the DTS way and make up shit with the real teams, like everyone being racist to them outside of Mercedes
>>142560096At one point you can see them battling a Williams, and there's also a shot of Max's Red Bull in the rain with someone right up his ass (in spray so you can't see who it is). I'm not sure what the end goal of this movie is to be honest. Is it a fluke win for the black guy in a back marker team? Is it a WDC for him instead because half way through the year they're magically 1 second ahead of a 2023 Red Bull? Having real teams and drivers instead of complete fiction is pretty weird considering this means 95% of the driver battles will JUST be the two Apex cars and nothing else.
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>>142560214plus they might have learned the trick of shifting up and down several times in slow motion on the same straight for extra speed
>>142560244>OOoooh electurico frontu wheel durive GR86? >Ooooh notu vely good
Perez is literally more of a wasted seat than Sargeant and Stroll at this point
>>142560214>Sonny my man, I won't get bullied by them racis' Red Bull, I grew up in da ghettos of Knightsbridge, and my dad ... Tony had to work 6 jobs to get me here
>>142560235>Having real teams and drivers instead of complete fiction is pretty weird considering this means 95% of the driver battles will JUST be the two Apex cars and nothing else.This is what baffles me most, there's a huge risk that the whole thing feels like a scirpted documentary.That also makes you wonder where does all the 300m go as the replica cars "only" cost 20m.
>>142560244Prius coupe?I hate how all the cars are just getting more and more similar. We need the bubble eyed hatchbacks back
>>142560235>Having real teams and drivers instead of complete fiction is pretty weird considering this means 95% of the driver battles will JUST be the two Apex cars and nothing else.it also dates the movie immediately
>>142560025if I was a betting man? Id say two more weeks at least.
>>142556873these are just little girls sussie wulf most be stopped
>>142556295>can't even make a threadyou should be ashamed of yourself
>>142560417Also the nose of the cars really really screams "Default 2022 car mockup", if they just made the effort of having a pointier nose it wouldn't look like the F2 it is.So I wonder who that movie is for, because F1 fans will immediately see through all the mistakes and bullshit, while non fans will not even go see that movie
>>142560369And yet he's still ahead of Kwabmilton despite driving a clearly inferior car and despite Merc sacrificing three drivers to hand him a win
Friendly reminder that no women should be allowed into paddock unless they are there just to hold mics, umbrellas or make espresso.
>>142560478sophia is there to hold umbrellas, alright
>>142559493Lewis wouldn't join the team unless this whyte he/him was replaced with a personal of colour.
>>142560478I'm more a fan of her sister, Annette
I have to confess. I am not mad that hamilton win. I am almost happy for him.
>one could make an insanely good F1-based drama about off-track antics with FIA, Liberty and so on but because that would open too many cans of worms we get some CGI shit with "real" footage that looks worse than actual B-roll which teams shoot when testing
>>142560500She can hold my mic and make cappuccino with it, if you catch my drift
i hope hamilton never wins anything againfor real this time
>>142560514A dramatisation of Flavio's career in F1 would be kino
>>142560515Wait, was /f1/ the general where the G*rman anon spilled the beans about paying dominatrices?
>>142560235Brad pitt will get 1 hard fought earned win after a long drought (like lewis this weekend) with a hyped up crash prone superfast teammate who doesnt have the racecraft yet (what brad is teaching him).It will be like redbull from 2009-2012 with a max/lewis (from the slums of chicago) and alonso/lewis (brad pitts character) I bet they have some wicked looking B roll footage, but it will be cut up and fast cut like a fast furious or Rush, no real driving content just cars in corners. I wanna see long establishing shots and laps worth of onboard for some fights. The story will suck like grand turismo or ford/ferrari. It will probably have alot of F1 historic references though, like shumi rushing through the pits looking madIn the trailer they dont have a HANS device on and tons of head room, which looks weird and I think will make the racing footage look weird unless its cgi heavy and shitty cinematography
>>142560478>Schwarz
>>142560526>G*rman anon>paying dominatricesIsn't this default in germany?
>>142557962>last 10 laps up for grabs for 3 peopledon't be a delusional hype merchant, it was wrong tyres for both behind and at one point crofty thought we'd believe verstappen could gain 1 second a lap for 6 laps and overtake 2 cars to win (ham always slow for checkered flag for better PR). the story is lando lost first and second by being a derp a derp. most peolpe don't fault ham's drive, just his hamfisted PR persona.
>>142560526Yeah>spilled the beansNo, it was a few dozens paragraph where he proudly displayed his debauchery to us really
>>142560545Prask
>>142560545damn that's a Francois Cevert tier death here
>>142560474Merc has only been good for two to three races. Perez should've been on the podium every race until at least Spain
>>142560462kek I just realized that /f1/ - Relentless Formula One General has officially relented
>>142560573Nooooo Uncle Fred ;_;
>>142560514Existential F1 movie about the Ascari curse would be arthouse material.
>>142560573No one forced Charles to sign with Ferrari so if you think about it everything that's been done to him in the last 3 years is his fault
>>142560545Why did turn on him?
>>142560463They should have used the movie and the marketing campain to bring Andretti in with the US audience, they would've been happy to use that 200$mil they spent for nothing to be used on running mock cars and following the circus. Would be ready to enter as a real team after and the fans could cheer for their movie team
>>142560573>The blame game has already started.I give Vasseur two more years, max, once the Hamilton experiment fails to deliver anything for the expense he will be asked to leave.I bet they do a completely stupid and reckless move and place Sebastian Vettel as Team principle which will implode things further.
>>142560591meth mostly
>>142560545kek what a beng
>>142560574No way he would have been on the podium in Canada. Mercedes was the fastest car there
>>142560573kick him out of my team. bring amx for 2026
>>142560593I don't see Seb! doing a TP role. More something along the lines of what Lauda was at Merc
>>142560593They will eventually just hire all British staff and start winning
>>142560576Isn't the "streak" kept together by some random messages linking through football threads in the past?
>>142560573finally we can post #vasseurOUT again
>>142560630brits are barely one step above medshitters
>>142560641that and some thread on /xs/ lol
>>142560545kek
>>142560573>forcing your drivers also be strategistsUNCLE FRED, UNCLE FRED, WHAT DOES DELTA MEAN>>142560641For me, it's the day when /pol/ saved /f1/.
>>142560184absolute pleb opinionstick to marvel flicks
>>142560593>and place Sebastian Vettel as Team principlethere's no corelation between being a good driver, and being a good TPi doubt anyone would want their teams TP be some random unqualified dude who used to be fast in a bolid
>sabotage mail leak >next race hammo podium and then a win>t*rger going full anal trying to get the people that "made up" those accusations, gets the bolice involved instead of saying it was just fake news and moving onso, hammo was really being sabotaged after all, eh?
>>142560669What step are streetshitters?
>>142560722the redeeming step
>>142560720Mercedes is reverting to 1937 spec
>>142560756wtf im a mercfosi now
Who writes this shit?The eerie certainties were that Alberto Ascari died on May 26, 1955, at the age of 36. Antonio Ascari was also 36 when he died, on July 26, 1925. Both father and son had won 13 championship Grands Prix. Both were killed four days after surviving serious accidents.
>>142560720Always with the scenarios
>>142560793hey alright
>>142560805meds then bed
Bottas to Red Bull after summer break. Valtteri 6.0 is real. You heard it first here.
>>142560778I don't know what you're talking about, that's a quality script.
>>142560823i VBelieve
>>142560805>>142560793HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE SAID THE COPE LINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABTFO IRISH FUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGAAHAHSHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHSH KEK
>>142559029The in-car shots (especially the ones where the camera is pointed at Pitt) are very Top Gun: Maverick
>>142560829Its like Mercedes being sponsored by Crowdstrike. God must have a sick sense of humour.
>>142560778curse of vrooymir
>schizo infighting
>>142556433Well, he's going to Ferrari after all. Maybe that's what the tears were for.
>>142560778what season of DTS was that again?
I love my boy Seb Vettel, but why did he have to become so obnoxiously gay?
>>142560859shhh let em cook, shits hilarious
>>142560891It's what happens when you go to Ferrari.
>>142560691sure showed him
>>142560793>>142560805I kneel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BEING IRISH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMILTON WILL ALWAYS..... WIN STARTING FROM NOW !!!!!!!!! KEK
>>142560478Grid girls only>in bikinis
>>142560906I hope Max never does the same
>>142560906So will Ferrari make Hamilton straight then?
>>142560906Incorrect.
>>142560928bodypaint or tape only
>>142560853
>>142560823>>142560831why would you want the guy who is 21st in a 20 driver championship?
>>142560891>>142560906Will Lewis become double gay or will it cancel out and he returns to a regular dude?
>>142560990god gives his hardest battles to his best warriors check em also check these >>142560999
>>142560999He will become an lesbian.
Which British world champions are okay to like?
Is there anyone young outsideof F1 they could give Perez’s Red Bull seat too? Might be worth the gamble.
Hamilton becoming straight again after joining Ferrari would be the ultimate redemption
>>142561049constable nige
>>142561049Hunt, Sir Jackie, Nige, Jense
>>142561052The only Red Bull junior currently racing outside of F1 is Iwasa who's doing Super Formula (and is doing well)If it were up to me I'd bin off Perez and Ricciardo, have Verstappen/Tsunoda at Red Bull then Lawson/Iwasa at RB, then wait for Tsunoda to fuck off to Aston for 2026, promote the RB driver doing better and pick up Hadjar or Lindblad if he's won F2 by then
>it wasn't just a bad dream
is Saar Car Loss taking his time to announce anything because he's waiting for Perez to be kicked out?
>>142561118A solid plan and fucking baffling they didn't do something similar. I was genuinely fucking shocked when I saw they were keeping Perez. I thought there was no way in hell he was staying after his shitty performance, but here we are.
>>142561114What about Hill?
>>142560793>>142560805BASED
>>142561135red bull would never pick up sirs, hes too risky
>>142560793>>142560805good shit
How do I cope with the fact I will never get to drive a formula 1 car?
>>142557445>>142558088No-one knows.It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Perez signed a new contract that replaced the old one that paid him more guaranteed money than his old one (even if he got dropped) but made it easier for RB to drop him. That doesn’t seem crazy to me. Agents are always going to pressure you to take the $$$.I do think Red Bull might have an issue about pissing off Mexicans though, so they need to think carefully. They sell a lot of Red Bull there. That’s why I don’t think he’ll just be dropped and they’ll find another seat for him to smooth it over.
>>142561049You basically have to like Nigel, british or not
>>142560793>>142560805truthnuke dropped
>>142561153oh yeah, Graham is fine tooClark too I suppose
>>142561153He was American.
>>142557577sure wonder if there's openings for data analysts. Their data is probably big-data but you never know
>>142557445it must be, at this point red bull had to notice that they fucked up the car and now they are the 3rd best car at besti hope we revert back to pre 2021 times when they would fire drivers after few races
>>142561146It's 100% just sponsorship money, Perez is still a cash cow in the Americas regardless of how he's performing. Not saying that's a GOOD reason to keep him, but it seems to be their reasoning.
>>142560793>>142560905Best poster on /sp/, keep up the good work
>>142561202>>142561202>>142561202
>>142561171>>142561205>Muh Mexican marketWouldn't Tsunoda be the same thing but for Japan? It's a damn shame Honda's retarded leadership got us into this awkward position where they have to leave RB and work with fucking AM. Red Bull-Honda with Yuki as #2 would be kino.
>>142561230your underestimating subhuman thirdies
>>142561164He was part of their driver program till 2018, they treated him like Tsu and never promoted him so he left. He didnt like the renault, so no chance hes going back there. Hes matched or beaten every teamate in every car he likesHe was par with verstappen for most of 15, ita just the family's that dont get along, max and sainz seem ok with eachother
>>142556646>i can remember only 2 days backdts-zoomer, go back
