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Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 11
Évaux-les-Banes - Le Lioran
211 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlist

GC after stage 10:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-10-gc

Live stats:
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-11/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Italian Rai / NOS / iTV / Czech TV
11:30 CET

Previous thread:
>>142578878
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>>142600889
Current and upcoming races:
29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro
10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.1
13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
14.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
24.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.UWT
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
27.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]
27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]
30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE
03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]
04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]
04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
14.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1
17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
11453895
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Why does he keep getting away with it?
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For me, it's rim brakes
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Don't forget to watch stage 4 of the Giro Donne tomorrow
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Thunderstorm just woke me up. Bertaczek is making new threads at 1am and did amend the tv channel list with more RAIs I see. I can go back to sleep in peace now.
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Thread might be a lost cause unless burgers berts step up, there's some sudaka footy going on
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>>142601519
don't worry bert im here
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how did they get 8+ minutes of highlights out of that stage? I couldn't cobble together 30 seconds

The ducks with the Vingo/Taday graphics and the three seconds of the sprint and that's it
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>>142601519

I’ll Bert up. Here are my stats from my way to work today. I try to hit 30mph but can’t. Any advice?

Moving time < total time is a red light I have to wait for
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>>142602523
watch the video to find out
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>>142602855
>max heart rate 141
perhaps try to push the pedals a bit harder
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>>142603052

I can get the heart rate higher by pushing for longer but it’s about explosion/peak
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>>142603932
well it was just a thought my good man, just a thought
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>>142601001
disgusting racist
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This shit is unacceptable
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>>142601001
Lantern Rouge is a faggot and his shitty clickbait video titles are as gay as he is and I hope he fucks off and dies
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>>142602523
lmao I saw that too and thought to myself "you know a stage was shit when the 'extended' highlights only got 8 minutes
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millhouseposting needs to make a comeback here or we will get some shit from our stinky yuro pals
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Soon
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>>142608680
yeah he'll take it for a week and then remco will carry it to Paris in week 3
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getting up at 5.30 just to ride without dying of a heatstroke
>mfw
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broken berts, we are feasting well
recovered from a year me leg was broken
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>>142609529
i just gave up on riding outdoors. i only use zwift during the summer now
it's just not worth it
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>>142608680
the only person that has a chance of taking it from pogi is remking
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after a chute month or two ago I have a weird lump in my leg where the worst of the bruising was
when I palpate it feels like like a loose tendon, almost akin to big squishy worm
what could it be? some knotted fascia? blood clots? scar tissue ?
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>>142609529
but that's perfect. You're back home at 10 and your day is already fulfilled
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>>142609757
>huh that's a weird thing in my leg. i'll just vaguely ask 4chan and barely give it enough information to make a guess at what's wrong with me instead of seeing a doctor, that's the right move for sure.
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>>142609813
well yes, I have to nap couple of hours afterwards anyway. also, I have hard time getting my HR up this early in the morning for some reason.
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Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 4
Imola - Urbino
134 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-3-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-4/live/startorder

Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/o5tihLfiqd84kI9qBk83_020724-012546.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai
12:50 CET
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>>142610158
Opposite for me, all my best power are in the summer and before 8 oclock
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>>142610158
if you do some exercises or general warm up you’ll get much better HR
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Cepeda pulling a massive raid in china right now
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>>142603932
Get your cadence higher in a lower gear and then continue shifting
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Sainbayar in top 10. blessed
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Had a really pleasant easy endurance ride this morning, summer at its finest and lovely weather
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>>142611481
nice bike
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>>142611481
Jealous of your bike
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DNS el tractor not that he had anything to do in this tour anymore
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>>142609813
you are absolutely right, was worth it. it reached 29C already before 10, greta do something!
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>>142611659
>waking up at 5:30
absolutely inhumanas
a BIG storm is supposed to come this afternoon, gretachuds about to be BTFO
great ride too
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Pog and Remco really struck a nerve in Horner huh?
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friendly reminder we live in an hour
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>>142611751
Important break today, if UAE wants the boni
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>>142611799
Nice flag
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>>142611799
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>>142611807
Thanks. So did I miss anything the last few days? In Russia the internet is FUCKED. Inb4 Rusbert saying it is fine and I am sure it could be but I don't know all his tricks
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>>142611726
He can’t handle the banter
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>>142611836
Please pay attention to the thread
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>>142611834
I don't know how our Sainbayars do it, the roads are NOT made for cycling here. It may even be worse than Belgium
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>>142611799
nice digits
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>>142611799
so you’re a horse archer now
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>>142611836
Just another mechanical masterclass
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>>142611799
autismbert made it, holy shit
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>>142611866
Yes I shoot horses
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11:20 start, I've missed this berts. Finally some fucking cyclismo.
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>>142611799
hello family
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>>142611910
People do look very Finnish here
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>boomer showed up with a c68 two years after buying the new specialisma
top kek, nothing is stopping them
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>>142611799
>bbbeeeebbuuubeeaaabbbeebeebuuuaaa
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>>142611799
Post nature Bert!
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>>142611836
Bertacek already pronounced you dead
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>>142611968
Ah it's even worse than that they made a stop at the shop mid ride because he had to buy some small stuff and he's swapping bike randomly. I should have gone to that group ride lmao
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>>142611968
boomers are single-handedly keep this wretched industry afloat
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>>142612000
this goes for the whole economy they don’t need to adjust for these price hikes
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I think if you can't get excited for today's tour de france stage you're not a real cycling fan
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I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR TODAYS TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE!!!!
HYYYYAAAAAAA
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>>142612165
Good chances to be the best day of the tour
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Memco will win today
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>>142612201
nice
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We are getting a show today. Nerds can trust their plan, legs will decide.
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all in
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>>142612244
Pidcock wins from the break
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she really tries to make that forehead as huge as possible
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>>142612224
1 known bully, Mr fake humble seems to be getting on awfully well with him. It's been funny watching his le humble facade crumble away this year. Now he's in the business of bullying his rival in the media for riding a smart race. Hope he dies today.
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>>142611986
Yes well, of Mongolia nothing yet but I did survive the forests of Siberia!
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>>142612377
Post forehead. There's nothing wrong with hers.
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>>142612402
beautiful
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Lenny is aiming for breakaway today
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c’est parti
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>>142611799
beautiful flag
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>>142612455
Gall wants it to also Van Gils depart reel will be shitshow
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>>142612402
Don't eat a wrong berry Bert, don't want you to get McCandless'ed and be watching in a few years a documentary about your untimely demise because of poisoning and subsequent starvation after they found your emaciated, half-eaten corpse in a dilapidated buhanka.
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>>142612510
Quality.
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>>142612496
I am not eating things from trees and stuff, you think I am CRAZY
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>>142612547
Apparently they have the 4th most delicious worms on the planet in mongolia I read on /k/
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>>142612547
I would.
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how much time are we planning to lose today
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>>142612584
He won 7:30 minutes once, as long as he's closer to that before the last week it's a big win
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>>142612584
Another 25 seconds or so
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>>142612584
anything <1 minute is a win like always
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>>142612584
I think we should aim for at least 20 seconds, but losing 45 seconds or more would truly set us up for success
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the more time you lose the more time you can make up just think about it logically
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pwhoar proper medieval castle that one
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>>142612629
Saving energy init
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I can hear the local schools sports day. I wonder if there's any sport they could defeat me in. I would smash them all in every discipline.
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Time for some strength exercise while watching the break form
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WOUT SATELLITE
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Chute
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>Kobe Goossens
topkek everytime
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>>142612742
Tratnik too
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Quite a bunch.
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>>142612742
>>142612794
who will pull him to them then? Super mutant Bennoot? not buying this mid
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>>142612794
Lemmen
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>>142612794
I’ve seen enough fishboy wins today
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>>142612817
They're here to bring jonas back after puy mary
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>>142612817
Ineos
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>>142612841
shitcock is in the break
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Kingmaker Wellens shutting it down
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>If you became once world champion you are allowed to wear a lgbtq+ arm sleeve
?
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Why EF sent both Healy and Carapaz to the break? Are they autistic?
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The Arabian anti-fun patrol
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>>142612584
4th place in the GC would be optimal
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>>142611506
>>142611518
The Look is a great bike to ride and I love the aesthetics, the weight etc, but the QC is not as good as I had hoped. I recently changed the cranks to shorter ones and when I took them off the BB cups popped out. Turns out the BB is a bit oval shaped and about 1mm too large in one direction, so it's never going to be as snug as a pressfit BB should be. The lbs put some magic stuff there to keep it jammed and now it works well, it doesn't creak or anything, but it's still a bit concerning for the future. No BB86 for me after this, only 386evo or BSA/T47.
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>>142612961
Shame, only TIme left I guess
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kwab
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Jumbo really want to be in that break
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>>142612961
Actually not uncommon for some reason. Even the youtube brownman himself said at one point that many look frames that came to him had oversized bb holes resulting in a slack fit. Very kwab 2bh
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remember visma 2022 where they could just give stages away and Laporte could beat the entire peloton. Now they can’t create a decent break
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im not nervouis guys haha
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>>142611481
nice bike bert, take a driveside pic next time though
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>>142613023
Wout could form it by himself basically
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what a spastic
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>>142613048
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bettiol/healy bromance is great
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>>142613060
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>I paid 8 velo points for the dude launching healy into a break he'll always lose
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Lmao wout is dead already
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>>142613006
>>142612983
Yup, my LBS is also a Look stockist and they said that they have had a lot of problems with the frames in recent years. I guess it might be the Tunisian factory that's causing problems, obviously the French one can't be bad heh.
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>>142611799
If I were Finnbert, I'd say Mongolia, home.
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>>142613090
topkek jumbo is papertiger now
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>>142611799
Big Fake has expanded to flags now
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>>142612510
Nice
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>>142613090
bad wout, no kuss, fishlips on his own
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>>142613160
Fish might be as good as he wants, I don't see how they're taking 2 minutes on pogi last week with only matteo at a good level
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Izagirre is niet in orde michel
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>>142613213
he looks like he's ready to go home
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should i do it
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>>142613241
Operation Squeak is a GO
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gassing the entire team to try to break was part of the plan
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This break is unacceptable. Improve it right now. Thanks
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Need more medieval kino
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There's a sickness going around the peloton clearly
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>>142613329
pollit and soler had to do 1 minute pull each
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>>142613356
they’re dumb for trying it before sprint points
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>>142613347
it's semen addiction
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50k and still no break.
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why haven't these dopes sat up. they are wasting so much for nothing. fuck the rat anyway
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He's 100% not making it
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>>142613393
they slurped yesterday so we could get action today
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>>142613393
the big brain lads are waiting for a better moment after the sprint
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why is uae so horny for the stage win just let them go
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>>142610899

Thank you my friend. I will try today on my way to work
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DNF cofidis x2
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stage slurpage status?
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hate that
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UAE don't only follow behind jumbo, they clearly want the stage
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>>142613523
>look, the dane shizo is going again
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>>142613525
it’s their turn to make hard races now
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>>142613347
better watch out for netflix officials coming too close to team busses
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they're losing it
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>>142613471
he cute
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>>142613525
pogacar is supposed to be better on short punchy finishes like today, whereas vingegaard is supposed to be better on longer climbs. so i think pogacar will want the stage and bonifications, and vingegaard will probably try to minimize time loss
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>>142613279
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decathlonbros...
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>>142612405
cursed
>>142612510
it should explode at the end
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Say goodbyes to our resident kurwabert
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just end this pathetic break
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What is UAE doing, are they controlling the break or the good old hard pace all day?
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>>142613676
some climbs coming up. get some real jockeys in there then
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>>142613623
it's over
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Ze rijden elkaar kapot michel
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Bora again in difficulty
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total sprinter death
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just hope matt stephens motorbike crash in flames
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Gwan Ritchie
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Nepotism lachée
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Carapaz could have just done this without doing a 30km TT before
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Betted 50€ on Pogacar and I’m feeling pretty safe heh
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Kek franctv has a chat. Could provide some decent squeaking
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>>142613669
Western libs will have some spectacle, although it will be mostly boars and deer affected.
I would very welcome sum at me place.
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>>142613801
>hard rolling terrain
>shit punchy climbs
you walked into my trap mr pogacar
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>>142613728
shadow ban
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>>142613801
What odds?
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>>142613831
banned from winning? can they do that?
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>>142613842
4,70
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>>142613844
worked in case of Padun
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>>142613848
Nice
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I’m happy cararat isn’t getting it on a platter
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do you think Carapaz even knows the guy on his wheel? I be seething if the only guy with me was some jobber
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someone should tell uae they dont need to win to put time into jonas
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olalala carapaz
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>>142613872
someone tell this bert about bonifications
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quintana attaque
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>>142613890
killin your entire team for 10boni secs... just peddle harder
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Bilbaobros..
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>>142613905
his team seems fine
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>>142613905
they are killing jumbo way more than themselves.
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whenever i descend mountains (i'm not a crazy descender or anyhting) with my road bike i always descend on the hoods. is that a wrong thing to do? i feel more comfortable cornering on the hoods than in the drops
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>>142613942
as long as you can sufficiently operate your breaks it's fine
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BARDET CREVAISON
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>>142613942
me too, but only since I switched to d*sc brakes. they are just too sensitive for my taste
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Daniel: "There's been a lot of talk over the last few days, does it fire you up?"
Vingegaard: "I don't care at all"
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>>142614050
It’s over, he wins by 2 minutes today
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>>142613942
>>142614024
Being on the drop is better for several reason. Lower center of gravity and better braking power (useless with discs I guess). Also you have less chances to lose your grip and do a remco
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>>142614095
it's because he's going to ineos next year, no drinks or snacks for him
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Where's everyone
I was only on /cyc/ before 2020 and I remember the tdf threads being so much faster
Is it because no one cares about this stage and thread will be full in the Pyrénées/Alps
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>>142614110
Pics I can smell
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>>142614127
4chan is slow but steadily dying (good)
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>>142614127
>Is it because no one cares about this stage and thread will be full in the Pyrénées/Alps
yes
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>>142614127
Please read up last 4 years of threads before posting so you are up to date
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>>142614127
We are at work you neet.
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>>142614110
Home. (well, not far)
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>>142614132
le philosopheur sneaking into that top ten gc
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>>142614175
>4115m
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>>142614175
I can't breathe : the stage
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>>142614153
Do french people really smell that much?
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>>142614165
I'm studentfag
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>>142614204
Yes but in that case it's reversed: French people smell so bad that when shown a picture from a lightly populated rural area I can smell the LACK of French people
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Martin made it in the break.
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I've seen enough.
Nils Politt got this.
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>>142614165
just watch your tone when talking to us, bud.
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Total pogi victory??
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>>142614276
Gifting the stage to remco after pulling together for the last 30 kms
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Are pro cyclists wagies? I mean yes, kinda because they have to follow orders and they're told what to do. It's probably even worse because they're basically on a 24/7 shift having to constantly be prepared for work otherwise their boss will give them no contract or a cut in wages.
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>120 grams carbs per hour

Lol
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>>142614253
>>142614295
how much does a NEET get in bux per month on average?
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>>142614324
>buy our shit!
t. Martijn Talkingmoney
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>>142614324
it's not that much tbf
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stream pls
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>no /cyc/
this is why visma will lose
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>>142614416
imagine the heat and smell
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>>142614403
It is while on the bike.
Hate eating while pedaling. Those gels are too expensive in the long run.
I just add extra sugar (salt and mineral tablet) now to my drinks. Before that I would buy those energy powder, but also expensiver.
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less than 100km to go everyone
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>>142614366
340£ roughly from universal credit which is a flat unemployment rate then around 75/week for personal independance payment due to mental health issues. I live with my parents tried to move out twice so it's not actually that bad. 600 quid to do whatever I want it's not exactly royalty but you get extra payments through the year for christmas, cost of living etc. I can still run my sporty shitbox, PIP stays with you when you start working too because if you do 30hr instead of 40 you still need financial support because your disorder is impacting your earnings. I've probably lost out on 100,000 pound earning over the last 5 years due to it, when you calculate it like that then they throw PIP at you.
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>>142614416
this is the guy that's constantly telling the riders to go full gas when they're about to take corner because he got live metereological data from a server in Frankfurt that says that there is a headwind
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>>142614416
nice tracking
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>>142614469
whats your exit strategy?
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>>142614505
Ineosbros...
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>>142614505
Confirmed, official, Vingegaard does care about riders other than Pogacar
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>>142614416
>no /cyc/
>tablet lying on the laptop (wtf)
>no p*ck instagram feed
>no Tiz streaming
ngmi
its over for vingechuds
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VINGEGAARD ATTAQUE THEMONUCLEARE ON PAS DE PEYROL
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are team helicopters allowed?
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>>142614607
there was drama one time when UCI tried to ban heli transfers since it unfair advantage over smaller teams
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this nigga gay looking at remcos lips
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>>142614629
apart from that it would be so unsafe having 15 helis in the air over the same space
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>EFE
>ugliest kit
>ugliest helmets
would not sign up
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>>142614661
the kit is great thoughbeit
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yea im thinking its gonna be a pogiwinslol
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>>142614529
>exit strategy
I assume you're not talking suicide. I have an appointment on the 15th which will rediagnose and hopefully new medications which will be effective for me. I need ADHD meds as well as mood stabilisers and probably SSRI's so it'll be a bit complicated by the sound of things as they all interact with each other. Right now I am just cycling and training to get to national/cat 1 level because if I can never get medicated properly and function within institutions and organisations at least I know I can commit and achieve that, it's going well at the moment and I have the potential to achieve it. Otherwise, part time HGV driving whilst I go to university for the 3rd time, my mental health worker said I waste my potential doing anything other than that which is kind and motivational. I did very well previously but you cannot function in society when you have various unmanaged disorders. It often feels hopeless but I'm lucky that I see the future as being more than what it is currently for me otherwise I'd no doubt have never stopped drugs and alcohol. I dare not ponder what life could have been, for better or for worse. I'm still young enough to realise my potential.
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They aren't giving any time to the brakway. It's over break bros.
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>>142614469
How do you get neet bux?
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Remking sisters, I can feel it
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dubs and matt stephens crash
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>>142614710
godspeed nigel
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>>142614629
everyone knows i'm a big fan of the UCI but that was a such a weird thing for them to zone in on
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vingegaard did his thing again
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yeah jonas looks done
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so is primoz gonna do something today ?
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>>142614813
Kek
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strade-esque finish
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>>142614813
Try to hang on
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>>142614813
Maybe he will fall today
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>>142614825
debut win for Emond
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>>142614825
>>142614853
are you really watching women giro? damn
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>way too hard for UAE to control
That we'll be 500k per year + tip richard, thank you
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Pogi-bullies
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who else watches it without commentary?
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>>142614869
Don't mind him. He is gay.
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>>142614730
>apply for universal credit
>get universal credit
It's not a pleasant process to be honest, you most likely need to attend a job centre which is to humiliate you and ensure you exist. THey will demean you but they're not even midwits, they're fucking retards but they hold power over your 300 quid so just nod along. If you're signed off by a doctor you don't attend appointments. If otherwise, you do. Easy to get signed off, just say muh mental health I'm sad I'm not motivated I'm anxious. It's common and tehy'll throw meds at you or refer you to a screening organisation who give you bullshit CBT or send you to psychiatrist if you're legit goofed up.
PIP is hard, 64% of bipolar achieve it. For me my life is very heavily affected, there are times I don't move for months out of my room other than piss and quick meal so I don't die. It is miserable and causes me to have zero independance so I cannot work. If you have multiple, so I had ADHD and tism as well it's basically a certainty you're accepted. The people who apply and can work or go a few weeks off sick, tehy get rejected. If neetdom is your lifestyle, you will get PIP. If you're healthy enough to work and live a normal life then I probably would if I were you. I know neets love to banter but we're here because the alternative is torture and we're not suited to organised institutional society in the way everyone else is.
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top 10
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>>142614869
Last time wasn't enough bertollo?
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>>142614050
https://x.com/itvcycling/status/1810972235928162657
my goat
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>>142614878
The lads
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>>142614730
also they have access to your tax codes etc so soon as you are recieving an income from an employer that isn't cash in hand your UC will be stopped automatically, maintaining pip is a bit more complicated and tehy are legit sociopaths who want to take it from you but if you were entitled to PIP in the first place I doubt you'd be asking these questions.
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>>142614880
i watch it with superior Italian eurosport commentary
>>142614897
>no dildo clip in
ngmi
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For Kirby everyone is so control of his emotions.
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>>142614897
can you breathe and pedal hard in that position?
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what the fuck is the break doing
its literally only Wellens and Mister Colgate pulling and closing them down
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>>142614936
No, imagine the descents though
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>>142614885
Damn, 300 sounds quite low. Do you actually need to take the meds or can you throw them away?
Thanks for the exhaustive response btw.
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>>142614939
UAE pawns controlled opposition
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>>142614889
GC
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>>142614897
There should be no rules in bike designs.
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>>142614966
>uttrup
do danes... REALLY??!?
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>>142614968
There isn't enough rules in bike design
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>>142614985
should be Cecilie Uttrup Ludwig
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>>142614989
I see no differences
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Whout Van Aert is done
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tomorrow ill give jewrosport 10€ for watching rest of the tour and then whole olympics
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>>142615048
use vipbox/viprow
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>>142615013
he'll finish the year without a single wt win at this rate
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>>142615013
Wout Out
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>>142614953
>Thanks for the exhaustive response btw.
you can thank my ADHD. Of course you can just lie and toss the meds, I would not take the meds if they are not needed, it'd be very risky. SSRI's are dangerous people don't realise it. If you want to go neet it's very easy, just go to the GP and say you're very miserable, low energy, low appetite, sleep problems, no motivation, brain fog etc. They will sign you off. When you need a new fit note, often they'll start with 1 week and eventually give you months off, it's a simple process and they don't give a fuck they'll just do it. My sister is high flyer and she's done great, she's literally moving back in 2 weeks at 26y/o. Modern britain is really fucking brutal, meat grinder and chews you up. 2 of my friends are also taking neet time, one of them was on 45k a year. Just can't keep it going.
There is no shame in going neet because people are treated very poorly and burnt out very fast. Take that money and don't look back. "you're a drain on society" yeah so are you unless you're earning 50k a year, we all are. and when your government pisses billions, approaching a trillion on dumb shite like importing millions of 3rd worlders a year who are also on benefits, the whole "muh societal contributions" really breaks down.
Take some time, enjoy cycling and living. A lot of domestic pros are on bennies anyway (I made that part up but I hope it's true). Or become a student, that's essentially neetdom too.
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Love me some volcanic churches
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>>142614966
My velodrama SUCKS this time, guess I was getting too cocky.
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>>142615007
I have a dream of building a sleeper mommy bike. Painted TI, lots or carbon parts. But over all just looking like a boring step over, while weighing nothing.
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>>142615075
You can get money as student too?
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at this rate the race will be done in a big hour lol
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>>142615143
this race is already over pogacar has already won it we are just pretending not to know, we are fooling ourselves
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Why aren't they letting the breakaway go, don't they realize I need some points with Lapeira and Onley
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>>142615143
I hope so. I finish work at 5.
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>>142615175
Pog is greedy.
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>>142615175
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>>142615175
Did you really bring your squeakers to the far east?
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>>142615175
why doesnt the breakaway pedal harder if they want to win*

*you some velopoints
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If Pogachud has less than 5 minutes on Vingo going into week 3 it's over for him.
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Remcking chads i have a good feeling about today
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>>142615220
7:30 is still fine
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why do people think pogi will lose time on ving in week 3? its not like pogi cant ride in mountains, last year he was sick
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>>142615203
I don't think this is the far east, but yes they were the first thing in my backpack of course
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>>142615187
Last time I checked 1:15<2:00. Pog is just fighting for the win, if he finishes the tour with less than 2 minutes on fishboy he'll lose the GC according to fish law
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>>142615243
Wait, why they keep selling 7:30, he only gain 5:30 in this one?
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>>142615115
Yeah, for whatever reason I was still getting UC because I guess it's stopped when you work through automatic tax codes, which case they have no idea you're a student. It's not actually allowed but you can try that. Otherwise you get your student loan which is like 1500 quid a term, so 4500 over a year. You'll probably need another income or you could wait a year or 2 and save some neetbux or find part time work. NEETdom is a lifestyle and kinda got to be all in or all out. If you're half in the anticipation of starting work is a burden on you and extistential anxiety is caused. When I'm fully in it's calm and relaxing. Student you do fuck all, it's not for ADHD because you do fuck all in most lessons and it's a social event 4 times a week basically. Work is easy vast majority of courses. If you're young go and do a 3 year course and then a masters, you'll come out and can step into a bullshit lazy job getting 26k or something. You need to be social or it'll be a shite miserable experience though and you'd may as well get a job or just be 100% neet on UC. Blagging PIP is far too hard, you need to fake a serious illness which is a step too far in my opinion because the services are very strained and those spaces are valuable for those who need help.
I fucking hate uni students and hated the environment so much, it's reddit normies but if you can fit in there bingo.
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dont forget there are 8bonis secs on col der pertus + 10boni for win so 18 alone from boni, jonas will be SEETHING today
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cycling
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>>142615251
only the essentials
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>>142615269
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>>142615248
you dont understand chud pogi VILL crack in week 3 and vingo VILL take 8 minutes because you can never go wrong with the hecking week 3 long game plan
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Bardet got his fanzone too. Let's see how big it is without the PSG fans
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>>142615251
How does the Airag taste?
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>>142615295
>constantly sprinting for bonis all race
Does poogacunt never learn?
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>>142615298
>offering your piss bottles to other riders
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today i will remind them
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>>142615298
>peeing in a bottle and giving it to another rider
based or cringe? or based on cringe?
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>>142615376
>peeing in a bottle and giving it to another rider
this is why heßmann was popped
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>>142615417
MOO
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>>142615376
Imagine drinking Ving or Pogi piss and then you’ll become a cyborg
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>>142615417
MOO
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DIDDY
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Didi :3
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kwab
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The largest rideable bicycle has a wheel diameter of 3.3 m (10 ft 9.92 in) and was built by Didi Senft (Germany) and measured at Pudagla, Germany.

The bicycle measures 7.8 m (25 ft 7.09 in) long, 3.7 m (12 ft 1.67 in) high and weighs 150 kg (330.69 lb).
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Samuel BENNETTO was still in the peloton?
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>>142615298
>>142615376
>>142615390
https://youtu.be/YSOdZWOr9o4?t=3

its a jojo reference
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Your 400 km 5000 VM stage

They needed almost 24 h to complete the stage, because it was hard and also because they slurped the first half, we're talking about 20 km/h slurp
On the climbs some riders had to walk, for those bikes on those roads 7% must feel rampas inhumanas
A rider fixed his bike with a rock
Another rider never reached the finish line or a control point, no one saw him retire, there's only one car following the front so if you're last there's no one who can report informations, rumors are that he's in some town in the hospital, probably chuted, but no one cares, he will go back home sooner or later
Over 80 riders started the race, after 6 stages only 10 left, no need to defend the 10th place, you just have to finish, Landa's dream race
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>danish media doing articles on how many kids start cycling in Denmark and Slovenia
If we are unlucky this rivalry will become intergenerational.
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>>142615494
How many kids stopped cycling because of gaudu?
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Just woke up from a nap. Did I miss something? And no, I WILL NOT READ THE THREAD.
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>>142615477
>lost rider presumed chuted or dead
>nobody cares
OY VEY Adam Hansen is shambles
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>>142615477
>Another rider never reached the finish line or a control point, no one saw him retire
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Do people just forget Remco can also sprint. There is no guarantee that Pog gets 8+10s today.
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They call me Politt the way I be pulling it all day
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>>142615541
we can only hope remking attacks hard and we get a pog v remco battle for bonis
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we're nearing the finale everyone. do you think pogacar will attack on the peyrol already or will he wait for the pertus
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Gonna take a shit
Yall want anything ?
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>>142615541
Pog is going to give all the bonis to Remco so he overtakes Vingegaard
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>15:00
>50 km to go
?
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is anything going to happen today? and when?
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>>142615549
AYOOO
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L*nterne Rouge just got mentioned on the official broadcast, it's so over
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>>142615577
they pedaled like x2.5 the watts they pedaled yesterday
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>>142615577
>>142615590
they also started at 10:30 instead 13:30 like all the other days
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>>142615494
and who’s winning
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>>142615477
>>142615530
Hey guys, Adam Hansen here, how's it going. I've spoken to the riders and we've come to the agreement that we don't need to hear about this. I'll be getting in touch with google and they'll have this information wiped from the search engine. Cheers.
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UAE TEAM CAR PUNCTURE?!
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>>142615574
Remco is already ahead of vingegaard
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>>142615524
I think you’re just in time to get started
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Getting the feeling this will end up in a massive semen slurping.
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>>142615589
why do people like LR? I genuinely want to know. Tried to watch his vids years ago and it's overly detailed analysis of the most minute and inconsequential things over an hour long...
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>UNO-X at the front
lmao what
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i am seeing bora, uae and quickstep trains in the front but no jumbo, who appear to be committing to their strategy of losing time
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>>142615632
>you are now aware that car tires are HOOKLESS
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>>142615530
>>142615531
He was alive, he raced after that
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/giuseppe-azzini
Still died young but not there
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waar is visma
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if Jonas loose time today like on Galibier to Pogi then its over
i will no longer believe
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Zimzam a fraud
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tete de la course bros....
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can abrahamsen fuck of lol
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there is visma and ineos
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don’t like that bridge
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CHUTE VISMA
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>Van Gils not in the break
Dishonorobru dispray
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>Wout
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>wout
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HE'S ABSOLUTELY FINISHED
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WOUT DOWN
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W**T
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Wout sisters....
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LMAO
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Chute van aert! the command center strikes again
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WOUT VAN CHUTE
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Big Chute
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Dude can't even ride his bike, it's over
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>>142615679
F
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>WOUT
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KWAB VAN SHAERT
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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holy shit that looked nasty but he's fine
looks like he hopped the curb, probably a good choice
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big slip
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WOUT DOWN OH NO FISH BROS HOW WILL WE SURVIVE TODAY?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK W*OUT
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>Fraud van shart
>Fraud van shart
>Fraud van shart
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sleepy wout
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>>142615729
wout "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" van aert
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Could have been much much worse, insane how he went to the sideway
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>VAN AERT literally means from the mud
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Visma always ride like total assholes
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what tramadol does a a mf...
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>>142615757
Vismas' strength increased when Wout chuted. Read from that what you will.
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>>142615771
All this jsut to perturb the inevitable uae train by 10 seconds
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WAAR ZIT AYUSO
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The frogs are letting her down again
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Pretty slick riding, did well to keep it up as long as he did
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Jonasbros im starting to worry
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A certain Juan is missing again
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get ready for ATTAQUE DE POGACAR
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Waar Ayuso
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What does Van Aert do now that he's not even scoring second places anymore?

Surely at some point the humiliation ritual eclipses these moral victories
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>ayuso hiding again
kek
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lol ajoooso making sure he's not gonna pull today.
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wout should unironically apologize (in person) to every rider in the peloton tommorrow for such a dangerous maneuver that could have wiped out all the favourites
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steep
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>>142615271
Don't forget that you can get grants as well if you're low income as a student that you never have to pay back (not that most people pay back student loans off entirely anyway but that's a separate discussion). It's funny seeing it from another perspective - I'm a doc (anaesthetics but have worked in GP and other areas) and literally nobody can be fucked - more than happy to sign people off for whatever, not my problem. Until people find work worth it then why bother. Even those in medicine cba to do extra work because it's just not worth it, all about doing the minimum and going home basically, country is fucked. Have labour said anything about what they'd do to benefits? Would've thought they'd be better than the tories with them
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>Juan Ajewso
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>>142615818
KWAB totale
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>>142615827
ajewso the most loyal domestique
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dubs and remking wins today
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>>142615814
>>142615824
I spotted a yellow helmet sneaking around at the back of the GC group, must be him
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>>142615818
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Here's how Kristoff can still win
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>>142615851
>>142615853
great minds think alike
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AYUSO GET YOUR DOG LOOKING ASS TO THE FRONT
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>haig
remember when he was a viable gc rider
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>>142615729
Whout?
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Ayuso is literally me just doing nothing
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>>142615892
le Vuelta man
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>>142615818
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healy betrayal
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>Vingo taking Pogi's wheel in the feed zone
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>>142615892
>tfw 2021 was 10 years ago
:no face:
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haha Jonas playing games
even follows Pogi when he gets a bottle
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>my greatest ally
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>>142615916
force of habit. he probably knows Pog's ass better than his own wife's
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Carapaz should start riding for Healy, dude is so washed
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>>142615931
hehe
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>fred wright +31:20
>19 minutes behind worst grupetto
what the fuck happened?
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>>142615916
>>142615923
I love how Vingegaard races Pogacar, such intense focus
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>>142615963
food poisoning
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>>142615963
Shadowban after a call from master Plugge
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>>142615963
Maybe they got raided again.
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>>142615963
bad bags for Bahrain this morning
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KEVIN

EPOUSE MOI
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Pogi attack at 20km to finish
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something censored? free palestine?
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whats the white stuff on the road?
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>>142615985
would you?
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>>142600889
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>>142615963
Weak anglo
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>>142615994
You know exactly what it is
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total death
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Remco could attack now and Jonas would not give a single fuck
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>>142615994
chalk
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>>142615994
our broadcast said its some chalk or so they put on the road to help the asphalt with overheating
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Auyso is back
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>>142615994
I passed around there with your mom
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>Bardet corner
basé
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hannah walker gaping bumhole
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>>142616038
he was always there
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>>142616051
please delete
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>>142616051
id sniff her gape
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I hate women so much its almost unhealthy lads
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Bardet <3
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pogi gonna attack at the last 900m of Mary
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remco and pogi link up
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>>142616071
Don't worry it's natural, even God hate wom*n and commanded us to chain them up
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*fake eagles sounds*
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murder rock post
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im getting sweaty palms now
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>>142616143
trust the plan we plan on losing time today
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>>142616115
based knower i kneel
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Benoot having one of those famous TDF dopage days
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>Remco getting bullied out of pogi's wheel
Top kek
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mfw
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total pissma death
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Remco got bullied out of his place
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It’s over
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Nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.
Even if something happens it won't matter.
Nothing matters.
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>>142616115
and who wrote those books?

that's what I thought, chud
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>>142616154
no jokes and no memes
if Jonas gets dropped today then its cest fini
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>>142609842
>p*ying doctors
it's a question about cycling innit
I thought maybe someone here had a chute before and can share experience
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can't wait for the 200m GC sprint
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he still has 4 with him there will be no attack in the next 15 km
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>>142616179
>only ME can look at Pogi's ass
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>>142616242
>but im not only racing Pogacar tho
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They've fallen to the watt estimator lies? Sad
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>front rim brake broke, one of the lever has play and won't come back to it's original position after I'm done braking
>Bike shop guy told me it won't be ready until next week
weather is perfect too. FUCK.
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>>142616242
he genuinely look like ha have a lamp and a sofa made of human skin in his appartment
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that one visma rider reminds me of harry maguire
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>>142616237
you mean 3 + ayuso
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>>142616274
Ayuso is pulling now
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Carapaz riding himself into shape, he'll take back twenty minutes in the 3rd week
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>>142616264
My bike could explode right now and it wouldn't matter, I'm not riding it anyway
It's like a flaming desert every day here and I'd rather just ride indoors
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Ayuso haters BTFO.
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>>142616212
Had my share of chutes and had plenty of mates chute as well and I've never seen or heard of anything like you have. Thoughts and prayers is the best I can do but this seems too weird to ignore 2bh, the doc route may be necessary
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>>142616264
>he doesn't do his own maintenance
goy
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AYUSO already gone????? fucking shitter
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>>142616264
This is why you have multiple bikes
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>ayuso tiny turn
Holy fucking kek
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>>142616292
already finished after 15sec kek
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>5 seconds pull
lmao
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haha Ayuso gone
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>>142616292
well, that pull didn't last long
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Jonas and elite fighting for pogis wheel lel
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>>142616309
I do everything myself but this time it's out of my game. Just re-did my bar tape, changed cassette and chain etc. I find no solution to this brake lever issue
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Jonas alone I think
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luv yates
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>Hindlel
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>>142613347
GOONING to SSSniperwolf is a problem
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topkek
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Damn Yatesi always look so good
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>ayuso
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>>142616358
based
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>>142616358
I hate flat stagers so much.
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Went to poop hope attack won't happen in the next 4 minutes
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EF kino as usual. I love EF, love Healy.
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last 900m pogi attack
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CAM ON BEN SCAR SOME FACKING WATTS
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Ayuso still in G2
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het is alleen maar pijn
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>>142616358
hmmmmm......
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>>142616358
shut it down
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>>142616358
I thought bertrand said etape 16eme was the one he would bring his sign
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What does Mas do
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big crowds on that corner
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>>142616408
Loses.
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João slipping
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>>142616358
>earth is a sprint stage
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>>142616309
some things are too annoying/too expensive to buy the tools for
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Superteambros?
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rampas inhumanas
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vingegaard can already taste those sweet seconds i bet
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Diesel king dieseling
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C'est fini.
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GODLIC STRONK
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>>142616417
he will diesel himself back, no worries
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Almeida dropping without even taking a turn lmao.
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yep this TDF is over
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>vingekwab
>>
Tours over
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Woah
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MEMECO IS KILL
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JONAS DED
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Almeida hates rampas
>also
POGI
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>remking dropped for good
>vingo dropped rogla
rogla and vingo both look like death kek
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It’s over
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Its vingover
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Jonas controlled effort like on Joux Plane?
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VINEGAARD FUCKING WHEELSLURPER
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damn did you see that advanced graphic with the distances, that was pretty cool
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BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
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We are so back bros
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Remcucked.
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>>142616478
yes, it's a win for vingo
week 3 will kill the pogachud
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Vingo almost caught him
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HEY WHAT HAPPENED
Rusanon post webm please
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30km of pure kino
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RemK.O.
>>
MY GOAT
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nice twisty descend
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pogi gaining crazy on descend
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Bad day for lelgians
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Kino footage
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vingegaard could have caught him but he has to stick with the plan
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Finally 30km of actual gc racing
>>
>>
Rog pas normale
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>roglic catches vingo on the descent
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ROGLIC - JONAS ALLIANCE INCOMGIN
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if you chute on that desecend youre dead
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WHY CANT HE DESCENT????????
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>>142616515
Nah don’t worry he’s coming back
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Where the fuck is Fishboy?
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It's Remcover
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>>142616538
he used be to a downhill skier, you know
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>loosing time on the descent
W/kg sisters?
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Get out of the way, fishfraud
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>>142616546
No power
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>>142616546
16s behind chilling with rog
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>>142616542
Crash got to him
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>>142616542
He is afraid due to recent crash, was better descender than Tadej till then
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Remkings this was supposed to be our stage
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extremely kino
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Ving is nothing without Sepp Kussen
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>>142616542
He's a family man now
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Jonas giga shit at going downhill
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>>142616566
Vingo getting motodrafted they're just not showing him
netflix production order to make next season's worthwhile
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Roglic is actually quite good. Probably will end up 2nd again
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Rodriguez coming in behind like a rocket.
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Rolling for a crash for the dopeur
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Remco will join soon
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im sure fishboy will pull :^)
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>>142616586
too bad good ol' Seppke got too cocky
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>>142616600
uh oh
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Tapendadol Rog will guide Fishboy down.
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>>142616600
which one
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>>142616600
>entire top 4 chutes
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>>142616586
Kussen > Lemmen
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>>142616600
But which one?
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jonas thinking about that mortgage
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>>142616600
Doperbros, not like this.
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Jonas needs to unfuck himself or he will become like Ilnur
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Oops
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/elite/ gaining time on the dirty american betrayer (ayuso)
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Almost Itzulia'd, Pog.
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Jesus Pog
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feckless Pogacar
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God Carlito is such a good descender
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>>142616600
LMAO ALMOST GOT HIM
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just half way down crazy mountain
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vamos Remcolito
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pogi keeps looking down at his bike
mechanical?
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Remco group will reach jonas and roglic will just become slurp g2 and he wins the sprint lol
Pogachad x Remking alliance
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>>142616696
he's talking on the radio
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this is too damn scary to watch
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Fish getting saved by roglic
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>>142616696
Our commentators think so
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SOVL
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>>142616696
pretty sure he looks at the map on his head unit to see turns ahead
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Zone Bardet
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ROMAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
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>>142616717
>>
>Bardet
SOVL
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Yeah that's going to be a 200 franks fine for Bardet.
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>tdf riders will never descent past and crash in the little rain trench in front of your house
why even live, bros?
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yeah it’s nice but there’s an epic battle happening so CAN WE MOVE THE FUCK ON
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>Votez Bardet

kino
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vingo and rog caught
remking vindicated
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G2 syndrome about destroy Jonas
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rogla and fish caught
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Why did Bardet stole a flag from a random dude?
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evenepoel b like: you may beat me in the corners but i'll beat you in the straights
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>>142616358
holy based
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Remking will want podium so he’s just going to out bonni the competition lol
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Doper set another record.
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was that Pinot he hugged?
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that guy bardet stopped to greet is the same guy that gave him a water bottle in the vuelta i think
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>>142616765
Dude didn't want to let go kek
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>>142616766
Really enjoying how Remco plays to his strengths here, no need to go into the red in the climbs when you can just come back in the descend/flat
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fish pulling kek
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I LOVE POGI I LOVE POGI I LOVE POGI I LOVE POGI
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>>142616781
>>142616790
power of dubs.
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Kino desu
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>>142616809
mister third week is the strongest
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>>142616796
ok
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>>142616796
context? he didn't have supplies at the vuelta?
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>>142616781
skrrrrt
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>>142616810
Kindly thank you sir
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>>142616813
American moment.
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lol did pog just refuse the bidon from the vittel moto
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Jonas has an excited gun in his pants
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Remkings, it's over
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>>142616802
I think he’s just shit
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KINO group
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remking DROPPED from the group
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>>142616809
he's just dropping everyone
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>>142616842
he said at the top he gets one
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Vingegaard looks cooked
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disgusting motopacing for Jonas while they only did it for Pogi when he talked with the neutral moto
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>>142616854
It was
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What is memco doing? Just keep sucking their wheel.
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>>142616858
ahh ok
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Jonasbros i have thrown in the towel
a 2nd place on the podium is still a good result
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>dedicated diesel cam
Based
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Remco dud
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They're coming back
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Rog looks good. Maybe it's him who will do raids on mountains in the 3rd week
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>>142616871
his tempo
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Remco kill
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Vingegaard burning matches
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Come on Remco
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Time is a circle
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Vingo and Rog getting motopaced but it's fine
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jonas breathing heavily
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Stop motopacing the fish!
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RIP Remco
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>God I wish that were me
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>>142616874
Not for the man of fishes. Not for clean cycling justice.
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>>142616887
COME ON FISHIE
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hi I'm at work and can't watch this stage
thank you for reading my blog
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Roglic bros we are so back
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>>142616874
gap's closing somewhat
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KAM ON MEMCO SCORE SOME FAKING WATTS
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its over roglic
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netflix funded motopacing
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ROGLIC NOOOOO
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KILL THE FISH POG, HARPOON THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Btw I'm at the aquarium seeing all vingegaards cousins
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Fuck off pogacar cocksucker Matt Stephens
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>>142616903
Yes.. However...
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Rog dead
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ROGLIC BROOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>142616903
kek
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Vinge stronk as fuck
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>>142616879
Jonas that is
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CAM ON JONAS
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>>142616881
its our commentators coping
lachée
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Does Pog have a mechanical?
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>>142616903
>he's dropped 5 seconds later
like pottery
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and this is only WEEK 2 Jonas
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WTF JONAS
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>>142616903
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HE KEEPS LOOKING BACK
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>>142616903
>>
Pogi cracking
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jonas going to go right by pogacar
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Dubs and Jonas breaks his legs on the descend
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>>142616919
SAVE THE FISH, PRESERVE THE BIODIVERSITY
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GLYNGØRE
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FISHMANS THE DREAM IS ALIVE
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How much is the fish?
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>>142616961
YES YESS
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Remking dieselpower
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>>142616941
he’s dieseling to Roglic. already
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Vinge looks disgustingly small this year, like a little gollum
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KINO timing on top,
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If only Remco has enough BALLS to keep up.
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>>142616931
kek
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vingo closing in on pog while remking is closing in on rog
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>>142616825
bardet and evenepoel were in a breakaway and some guy gave bardet an opened bottle of water and they both drank from it which they usually don't recommend
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blatant motorpacing for poogicunt
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jonas looks good desu
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Moto had to pull back. It became too obvious.
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VINGEGAARD 3rdWEEK WILL KWAB POGACHUD
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>>142616993
had to wait two days for that one huh
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>motopacing
these motards are so retarded how difficult is it to stay behind the riders
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>>142616943
he's missing a mechanical
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COME ON JONAS CLOSE THE GAP BEFORE THE DESCENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>Evenpoel 49''
grim
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THE DOPER IS SCARED
>>
Colagno sabotaging Pogi every year with their shit bikes
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Constantly looking back. Sure sign of cracking
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THe top 4 are all getting motopaced for our entertainment btw
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Fish needs another moto pull
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fuck he's right behind him
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lots of wildflowers on the side of the road :)
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>>142617017
Hehe
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>>142616972
FISHMEN ASSEMBLE
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>>142617032
They both are tbf
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Pog nervous.
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>>142617012
We've had two rest days pal, pipe down
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Pogi is done
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The thing is Pogacar hopes for descend now lmao
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Duvel shirt spotted
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>>142617000
alright, stay hydrated.
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>>142616943
ITV were saying they think his tyre lost pressure when skidding.
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Jonas looking dead
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It's Pogover
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damn vingegaard must have prepared really well
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THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS FISH BROS, FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT.
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>aaaaa my motor is not working
>>
>>
jonas going ghoul mode
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ATTACKING OVER THE TOP JONAS
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ah yes he can wheelsuck again
>>
I love CYCLISSIMO so much
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HE'S FUCKING DONE IT BROS WEEK 3 IT'S ALL ABOUT WEEK 3
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Remgods lets give roglic a warm welcome to our goon group
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>>142617052
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>can't even beat 2nd week Jonas
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tf is pogi doing
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