Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 12Aurillac - Villeneuve-sur-Lot203.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 10:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-10-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-11/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142600889
>>142618100Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>>142618100fucks sake more fucking sprint stages
FUTURE IS BRIGHT FISHBROS.
tick tock pogitick tock
If the winner of the GC is not also the winner of KOM, then you can be sure that the GT sucked and was nisr a slurp festThis is a general rule
Rogbros, when is it our turn to win?
fuck bros surely Rog will recover over the coming slurp stages right
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>>142618161Next real stage is Saturday. This second week is hot garbage.
>>142618182The vuelta
(((estimated))) watts on Pertus will be insane
>>142618172pogi signing the shirts when vinge walks in>you're taking over the job in a few days
There is no doubt now, Vingegaard is the favorite.1 minute lead is not enough for Pogacar.Most of that time comes from bonus seconds, TT and time gained from the descent.Vingegaard climbs better than Pogacar already.
>>142618161it’s literally over another two days of fucking nothing
UAE smart tactic at this point is to ride defensive, other teams don't have the servants to drop tadejs servants... it will be hard for vingegaard to attack and gain time from a group with yates almedia and ayuso(if they are actually willing to sacrifice themselves)
>>142618237Yeah poopgacar needs to defend now
>>142618237Broken powemeter will take back that time in the TT alone
>yeah... my wife... the emotions...
>>142618237I don't think they will do it though. But really they attack to early today... you could tell as soon as it happens
>Vingegaard get a saiyan zenkai boost after crash>Wout van KWAB is literally in the worst shape of his life close, almost fin de carrière very funny
>>142618100Way to many flat stages, absolutely booring bullshit.
>mfw chute comicale
>Almost dies>Says he's reconsidering cycling again>WinsYeah bros, whatever he's on, it does wonders lmao
>>142618258It really looks over for wout.
>>142618263He just wants it more bro
Remking winner of 2024 TdF
they gave rogla the same time as memco
Imagine how much pogi will be seething tonight
>jonas pogacar
>>142618286You can already see him seething right now lmao
>>142618283great albeit slightly dubious news
>>142618286he won't sleep, he might attack tomorrow out of roid rage
>>142618251Nathan is my best friend we slept in the same room in a tour once
>>142618311Jonas going for the Geschke beard
>>142618286I doubt he'll be seething, it's just pure despair.
>>142618283how is that fair?I thought the 3km rule only worked in flat stages
do you think I would have to go to br*zil or (allah forgive me) canada to get some BPC157 for injecting into my chute leg worm ?
>>142618335>>142618311the most dangerous beard desu
>>142618283how’s that fair?
Did this stage finish earlier than normal? Turned on the telly and was surprised it'd finished 30+ minutes ago.
>>142618187Literally more exciting than the next tdf stage, i'd watch that.
>>142618283Wtf rigged
>>142618357They started very early indeed.
>>142618357yes, they started early and went a lot faster than anticipated
>>142618283>tactical chuting
I’m sorry you can’t dream big and I’m sorry you don’t believe in miracles
could it be finally over for Mielke?
this is an outrage
>>142618121have we discussed jonas' beard?
Yeah, I don't think Red Bora is jumping Ineos without my Sasha, who's points contribush will be thoroughly missed.
>>142618410never mind
>>142618283tapentadol stay winning
>>142618394i can, team godlič all the way
>>142618283Hahahaha, LMAO
sorry but roglic getting the same time as remco is literal rigging of the raceyes I am seething
>>142618420Vlasovbros...
this is the first time this happened right? wtf
>Evenepoel: "les Pyrénées et les Alpes me conviennent mieux qu'aujourd'hui"REMKINGS
>>142618453Who is the lady?
>>142618451>>142617954
>>142618449
>>142618453>eats on podiumYeah he BONKEDNo worried Tadejsisters
>>142618457Delusional
"I did a pretty good sprint" LOL
Jonas making Pogi and Remco looks real stupid after their comments on the gravel stage
>>142618512Why?
>>142618457LMAOOn stage 13 and 14 he will totally get KWAB'D.
Cheater Roglic rigged tour
>>142618420>109th placeyeah i think rushing the picks 20 minutes before grand depart is not a good idea also grug is a fraud
Anyone got the wout chute webm?
>>142618457Big balled statement
>>142618577
Vingegaard is CLEARLY not at 100% yet btw
>>142618589if only he chuted harder
>>142618589so good kek
>>142618589NEEEEEEERDD!!
>>142618589Yeah, he may not stop cycling if he doesn't have a second career to default to, but he is never going to be confident enough on a bike again.
>>142618457He's not completely wrong that consistent climbs suit him better than up and down
>>142618446They did a 3km rule this stage because dangerous descent lmao here’s your tour bro
>>142618640how did that road end up in the tour. it was dodgy as fuck
>>142618640kinda bullshit with that final road being uphill,if it was a flat finish sure maybe but now he's just profiting out of remco going hard at the end while taking his sweet time
>>142618283This semen-slurping sport isn't for me anymore
>>142618688it won’t change things in grand scheme of things anyway
>>142618640>>142618650road was pretty shit 2bhaltogether the descents on this stage were shit, first road was fine but very uneven and the last one was the same with added road damage
>>142618688Let’s call it even for Vuelta 2022 sprint stage
Any climbing times and wattage estimates yet?
>>142618720that was just a tactical masterclass
>>142618735Pas normal
>>142618735see >>142618601
>>142618735the GOONING estimate is in fren. t-minus 7 hrs to cum
cicconebros.. is there hope?
If I'm UAE I don't do anything in the Pyrenees now
>>142618828pogacar is way too dumb for that
>>142618601Vingegaard still not at 100% unironically.He can go above 7W/kg for 10 to 15 minutes effort.
>>142618828correctbut Pogi is retarded
>>142618844The finn doesn't use the same standard weight than the LR guys so you can't really compare for now
>>142618828realistically the best move now innit just wait for lab to do something if anythingthis strong pacing clearly doesnt hurt vingo any more than it hurts pog so whats the point in doing that, better try to chase vingo down if he goes on the attack
tomorrow is Cort breakaway classic stage
>>142618839Luckily, lmao
>>142618921excuse me we don't do breakaways on the flat anymore because the peleton will laugh at you if you try
kwabs
>>142619010>otl with 53 minute timelimit
>>142619010>>142618720kek
>>142619010poor fred
>>142618828So more come slurping?
Kek you can tell Jalabert doesn't believe one bit in Vingo
Wout's chute comicale can only mean he is near delirious from blood loss since (((they))) turned him into a living blood bag for Vingo.
>absolute state of pogvingegaard was 100% this whole time, cheeky bastard.psyop success.
>>142619170blood sacrifice and karma sacrifice for Jonas
>>142619170and sepp kuss
Pogacar is the real winner today. He forced Vingegaard to burn one more match
>>142619238yeah while he burned 3
So pogi lost 1 second today, is he the real winner?
also Albert Withen Philipsen won today
>>142619261Pogacar burnt one (his attack). Vingegaard had to burn one to come back to him then another to win the sprint
the real winner today is Lenny Martinez
>>142619238>>142619267>>142619280
>>142619290kek, is this guy just training or what?
>>142619267definitely
>>142619301One match less ;) tick tock
four more weeks
>>142619325
>>142619122All these great ex riders never calling for Jonas it’s like they sense his wickedness
Mohoric is in this race btw
>>142618182The Vuelta realistically This Tour belongs to Pogi and Ving
>>142619360breakaway last flat stage merchant
>>142619403boraboy should have finished the job
>>142619403what a woutout
>>142618453wow he looks broken damn
>>142619403
>>142619238100%. Vingegaard was only supposed to limit his losses, instead he went all in and burned emotional and physical matches
>>142619498sexo
pogi said his preperation was more for the big mountains in week 3 and not for today
>>142619403Wout has kind of become irrelevant
>>142619543sure
>>142619498Very nice
>>142619403this was 100% on visma for taking every possible risk in that narrow descent for the climb so stupid the same retards that supposedly shill for safer racing
>>142619605They didn't even have jonas in the whell
>>142619617I wish he was in a well
>>142619633go back to your fermentet horse milk autismbert
>>142619081>pogi is a couple centimeters behind >"hurr durr it's over for pogi" Danes get the rope
>>142619267He didn't lose any time
I'm looking to get a road bike. Do any of you lads ride bikes or do you just watch the bikes? Any suggestions for bikes?
>>142619693would it be your first ever road bike?
>>142619693Buy the same bike as the pros, how else are you going to go fast?
>>142619693S-Works SL8 Bora Team Edition
>>142619693>>>>/n/I have an old cervelo I am restoring. Buy used if you can tell if something is jacked up or not and hopefully repair it yourself. Buy a trek/cannondale/specialized (whatever is local to you) endurance bike new if you want a warranty. Buy canyon new if you want cheaper and limited service
>>142619693factor ostro paul smith special edition
https://x.com/itvcycling/status/1811070439705154044what the fuck is going on with his collarbone
>>142619693something cheap second hand can even be a steelbike use it for two years
>>142619880seaworm implant for constant stream of dope
>>142619880it's like a massive saddlesore on his neck
Good news berts. Vingegaard-helper is okay
>>142619934kekevery single year they do this shit
>>142619934don't even consider him a hjaelper anymore, complete dead weight
>>142619934really need him to crash out and miss olympics
>>142619934>>142619970he's not doing much hjaelping thats for sure
>>142619893I got a Specialized tarmac SL4 pro mid-compact with di2 and powertap g3 for just 700
ciclismo
>>142619880>N-not that I've got that many enemies...
>>142619771First road bike. In high school I rode a flat handlebar bike that was somewhere between what gravel bikes seem to be like and lighter mountain bikes. I used it for riding around on streets and for light off road riding. I no longer have the bike because I gave it to a cousin.>>142619772I don't want to sound racist, but that seems a bit excessive.>>142619778Pros: it has a cool Red Bull logo on itCons: it's outrageously expensive>>142619837I want to be able to get the bike, helmet, air pump, and basic tool kit for under $2,000 and ideally under $1300.>>142619893I'm open to used, how hard is it to learn if a bike has serious problems if you don't know a lot about bikes?
>>142620048this man should be FINED. he is bringing SHAME to the sport!
>>142620113>I want to be able to get the bike, helmet, air pump, and basic tool kit for under $2,000 and ideally under $1300.Do road bikes even come with pedals? I might need to buy those too.
>>142620113like another bert said dont buy the most crazy shit as your first road bikebuy something used
>>142619693I own a gravel bike with a separate wheel set for when I want to ride on the road
>>142620113go on your local facebook bike selling page and get a race bike from like the 2010s for 1200 bucks
>>142619880there's a condition where scar tissue just grows uncontrollably. maybe he got that
>"i waited for Jonas on the second climb"Pogi in full on cope mode
>>142620200keloid scar it's called. don't google pictures
>>142620200it looks like he has a giant parasite in him
>>142620113i got a super nice bike with all the bells and whistles. under 2k and that includes the garmin bike computer, MIPS helmet, maintenece tools and sporty clothes. (pic rel doesnt have my di2 and powertap tho)
>>142620200kafkaesque
>>142619403incredible that he didn't take out the whole group
Wout fading away from injuries during what should be the peak of his career is pretty depressing
>>142620495he peaked 2020-2022, it's decline time now
>>142620495He wouldn't even be relevant if it wasn't for corona shenanigans
>>142620495Not as depressing as seeing two generational talents beaten by J*n*s V*ng*g**rd
>>142620495spent his best years being a domestic lol
>>142620593his legacy will be giving up his own results to slave for vingo in 2022, even the general public sees him as hjaelper
>>142620642what is that text even brain rot
>>142620721that font is too much for the image translator
>>142620200I have this on my shoulder from a surgical removal of a melanoma, it's pretty ugly and a sore spot if you press on it
>>142619880This is what happens when you keep reusing the same injection site
>>142618531they made a deal with remco, no worriesstill hoping for a cheeky surprise from the good lads
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>>142620200that looks how me leg chute scar thingy feels
>>142620853huge flex on how productive three months can be just rounder wheels better dietists
>>142620853Insane to think about it, there's riders that barely recover at all
>>142620853Dude must be some kind of super responder. Give him 3 months of adderal and he'll be field medals
>>142620243would that be a worm of some sort? why did he bonk then, is the real question
>>142620943the worm giveth the worm taketh
>>142620954taketh from a common squeaker and giveth to the chosen one
Hello my old friend
>>142621019Making the mother of all omelettes here bertcan't fret over every egg
So you don't actually need 6 month of altitude before the tour?
*ahem*CYKLING
>>142618283that's funny and really weirdthe last climb and descent were really stupid altogether, we had two solid rampas before and they added one extra wide easy slurpy climb with dangerous descent
>>142621190He just wants it more
do burgers care at all about the tour?
>>142621190Just need to puncture a lung to simulate
I have looked inside an old bidon and it looked inside of meIt's a picture that I will take to me graveI would post it but it is a SFW board
>>142621190fracturing your lungs three months before GD is tactical masterclass
>>142621252It's all about fighting spirit
>>142621300Big Mold finally got you huh
>>142621190Being in the ICU is the new meta
>>142620853Nothing suspicious about this. He just wanted it more
>squeakposting up by 300% brutal, Jonas is barely breathing yet
>>142620228
Even with doping it's a great recovery. Hope they documented it for medical use
Roglabros... still no bonifications...
Appearantly vingegaard is now the betting favourite for the gc win already
>>142621603Got like 30 free seconds today, shouldn't complain
>>142621620Logical when you put 30s on Pogi on a 4km climb. He might win the Nice TT by 2min
>>142621659What the fuck dudeTake care if your shit you nasty man
>>142621620imagine not buying vingegod at 3.0 wew
OFFICIAL GC /bet/
>>142621776>inb4 Vingegod assassinated by Fraud van Shart
>>142621659What am I looking at here? Some sort of button?
>>142621882The cap of his joe bidon
>>142621538What magic sunblocker does he use?Pretty much 0 tanning, like wtf
They are making fun of us again memcobros.
Tadej Pogacar to Remco Evenepoel: "Primoz Roglic? You don't have to fear him"
>>142621925Side effect of his genetic doping
>>142621941rude
No Fractures, But Wout Van Aert Is Uncertain After Tour de Franceweaklet
>>142621882Top cap of the bidon.8 months old, being thoroughly washed immediately after every ride
Eyeballing the broadcast and doing some napkin calculations I get pog's avg. speed up Col de Pertus at 22.5km/h and vingoo at 23.8km/h.
the lung injury was the trump card - an excuse for all manner of TUEs that assist oxygen intake
Last 10 km tomorrow
W/kg schizos have done their things
>>142622028you don't remove the top cap to clean everything?I mean it's the best feature of the elite fly imo
>>142622028>thoroughly washedNot thoroughly it seems
>>1426221397,25 e-w/kg from this guy and 6.7 or 6.9 w/kg from that one >>142618601
>>142622139
Fraudlic Kwabbros?https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/tour-2024-pogacar-doet-opvallende-uitspraak-tegen-evenepoel-achter-het-podium/
this is not normal
>>142621659>>142622028you're supposed to chew and swallow your schnitzels and tartare sauce not store in in your cheeks to infect your moldy bidensgross dude
>>142622244obviously>>142622206i didnt know it was possible without destroying it
Buy the pogi dip
>>142621941https://x.com/LeTour/status/1811079663562735892Just another example of the fake humble guy outing himself as an arrogant prick. Glad this guy got kwabbed today.
>>142621659Close the borders, shut the airports, Madagascar offline your port NOW.
what do you guys spread your pogi dip on, danish baguette or something more humble like celery ?
people say if pogi and joans were gone we would have exciting and close racing - but you forget that we would have to kick remco and primoz too, otherwise it would be a battle between them too. sou fuck you all for your retard intakes
>>142622298So you've never taken the top cap off your bidens in years of cycling?
>>142622298wondering how many watts drinking through this bioweapon cost you over the years, reckon you'll explode with strength now that you're in the clear
https://x.com/NaichacaCycling/status/1811085601510412666It's over for Pogacar.
>>142622546pay attention to the thread
Isola 2k is near
lol Ineos is truly retarded
>>142622657Kwiatkowski is 2.5.
>>142622657>shitcock is near 3 million a yearthis sport lmao
>>142621798Almeida now equal to Roglic, we will see a portuguese GT winner soon.
>>142622692>>142622714That's nothing compared to other big sports. And these guys even though we call them slurpers from time to time are the top of cycling.
>>142622139Wait if Jonas was doing 7,41 W/kg on Puy Mary how much did Pog do to put time into him?
Remember when people actually thought Cian was the next big thing?
>>1426228197.5 W/kg, allegedlyhttps://lanternerouge.com/2024/07/10/vingegaard-returns-to-beat-pogacar-tour-de-france-2024-stage-11/
>>142622830why is everyone on pissma besides crippled vingegaard absolutely horrendous this year
>>142622830I remember when Cian made up a bunch of bullshit and committed Rufmord on Bora just to get to LAB because he thought they would dope him up to new heights but all it did was make him worse at everything and turn him into an anemic slug. What a turd
Remco can easily make the 3rd in GC.He is too focused on Fraudlic desu.Neither Pogacar nor Vingegaard rate Roglic at all.Vingegaard hasn't looked back at Roglic once on the climb.
>Paul SEIXAS humbled by WITHIN PHILIPSEN and two grandesIt's over before it already began
>>142622858Mainly due to his explosive attack I think. He should have attacked on that climb with bonus seconds. He probably makes it to the finish alone.
>>142623007Tbf with Jonas level it doesn't really matter for the final GC victory
>>142621940>balls is when you do le w/kg
>>142622962>Weight: 59 kgyes well
kek pogi is playing all these d*nish flags like a fiddle, give them some hope before you fully crush them, lovely stuff
>>142622858This isn't schizo enough, surely someone has him at over 8 W/kg
>>142623112Same with Jumbo's revolutionary tactics of just pushing more watts.
>>142623157
based fishboy, really enjoyed him today. btw it was just a little crash he had, not like he has long covid or lyme or something serious. fuck the haters
>>142623149184 cm, 59 kilo, probably breaks in half in a slight breeze
Your opinion on Challenge Strada Bianca Pro?
he's gonna abandon tomorrow
>>142623325>wearing the fan merch of another team
>>142623325should've knocked up his wife 9 months ago again to have an excuse to leave again
>>142623149>>142623283didnt this boy get the memo that weightmaxxing is way to go now? He will get dropped by 80 kg lads when he hits the wt stage
>>142623393
feasting on burgers has been shown to be the meta for delivering bigtime on mountain stages of the Grandest of tours
>>142623435he's french, he still needs to lose 5 kg so they can see his ribs and veins better
>>142623325gravel stage is over anywayno reason for him to stay
>>142623474
>>142623393now that's funny
>>142623474kek
The only man who can save the LABrats now
>>142623689smugg face motherfucker
explain
>>142623689that's not bert lemon Though
>>142623644There's just no way he loses that Tour if he doesn't fade
>>142623689kek
>I won the tour once you know
this race is going to be so chaotic and unhinged wouldn't even be surprised if someone that attacks km 0 wins so meany wheelsuckers and rats here with nobody to pull
>>142623731Frauds frauding
>>142623731they took all their good riders to the giro, this is fucking abysmal
>>142623766>Ireland not bothering to send anyone, will just have cars riding around and swannies handing poisoned bidons to *ngl*sblessed strategy
>>142623766>nobody to pull
>>142623731naesen said there was a strict policy to stick around GALL with as many riders as they can
>>142623766why no roglic, isn't he good?
I still don't buy sending ALLAH instead of King Cosnefraud.Allah was dropped by Lukas KUBIS for godness sake, a runner I completely made up
>>142623853sponsor demanded to have them ride for their strongest gc rider?
>>142623731>Oliver The Noseseriously?
>>142621941>"STINKY Dane"
>>142622354Someone shoop /cyc/ onto Pogi's phone
>>142623887it's classic french team in the tour, they are the best placed hence they defendlast year Gall also didn't bother getting the polka dots to defend 8th on GC
>>142623967too bad Gall is completely out of shape this year hehehe
>wout injured>mads injuredgrug wins OL by doing nothing
What exactly is Ayuso's malfunction?
>>142624079Mads is not that injured. he probably will be just fine by the time of the race
>>142621941Ooh the Slovenian boomers will be mad
>>142624106hubris
>>142624145This will be a MASSIVE hit to Pogacars public approval rating in Slovenia, not even a tour win will be able to remedy that
>>142624106he's young and probably thinks he's much better/deserves more than what he's actually worthI dunno, odd guy
>>142624222Konec je
>>142623924KEK
>>142624106Typical american
>>142624106Dunno, dont like him. Between him and Almeida I go with /elite/ any day
>>142621798Gaudu coin going to the moon. More than a 20X in just a week's time.
>>142624337
EN PRINZE VAN ORANJE
jumbo pr HAS to work for Netflixthis is retarded
They need to bring back 6 stage GTs with each stage 400+km and a rest day or two in between each stage Tired of half of every GT being slurpy sprint stages or stupid time trials
You guys have gels that cost more than a bidon, you can afford to change it every month
>>142625216Do they think we're stupid? Especially after today
>>142625494They think they're genius, that's for sure
Today doesnt change my pre race thought that Vingegaard is gonna collapse in week 3. Theres no way you can win on such short notice, its gonna catch up to him.
>not using stainless steel bidonswhat are you, some kind of weight weenie?
Did Tadej Pogacar collapse like a pudding due to hunger? "They made another mistake Vive le vélo looked for an explanation for the turnaround and suspects that Pogacar was struggling with a yawning hunger."You saw how Pogacar was eating sweets right after the finish and he was still chewing on the podium. That has happened quite a bit.""He seemed empty in the final sprint: standing, sitting, standing, sitting. That means you are completely empty.""If you eat like that afterwards: you don't do that if you don't need the sugars. He will have to recover well from this."
Remember when Jonas's farther couldn't even visit his son at the hospital?
>>142625944I thought pogacar was going to collapse in week 3. Now it's Vingegaard? What if they both collapse and Remco wins the tour.
>>142626098its not as unlikely as /cyc/ would have you believe.
>>142626098Remco already collapsed. Roglic wins
>>142626048because his son never was at the hospital
>>142626098It's ROGLIC who holds all the cards. In week 3 he's gonna follow GALL's wheel when he goes paranormal while everybody either kwaks or looks around.
>>142626042He said himself in interviews that Jonas was just better though, Pertus climbing times confirm this
>>142626042>bonks 3 years in a rowthey still haven't figured it out
>BENNY hill and JAI hjælpy are ahead of henry menos in the gcloving every laugh
>>142626042plausible theory, but still kinda coping
>>142626513maybe he dont want to admit it.. but it was weird for him to sit there with his candy no? I never seen that before
>>142626513someone here posted he was asking for sugar to a neutral service moto though
>>142626513>>142626846I wouldnt be surprised if it's a mix of both. Pog a bit low on fuel and vingegaard much stronger than he expected him to be>>142627036yeah it was this moment >>142626632
>>142626846>>142627036He would have said if he bonked no? Or he's bluffing but I don't believe it
That Remco Evenepoel is a football fanatic, we have heard several times during the Tour. The previous days he made bold predictions about the European Championship, today he did not miss the opportunity to give a few French journalists a jab after their country's exit. "Sorry about Spain, guys", he winked. "Oh, you knocked us - the Belgians - out, of course", he secretly planned revenge. Watch the scene below.
>>142627212Or he didn't want to sound like coping. His sprint felt quite weak, that's for sure
>>142626846
>>142627263
The only ones winning these days are the cope merchants. Demand through the roof
>>142627212more like he's coping it happened againhe's been acting a little agitated lately
You know whats weird? Suddenly Jonas is able to grow a beard. doesnt that seem odd to you?I think they pumped him full with testosterone
>>142627769Suspicious indeed...
>>142627769he's going full abrahamsen, post puberty vingegaard is going to be something else he might actually get interested in girls and not grannies
>>142627769wouldnt go as far as calling that a beard
>>142627769>grow a beardlol, lmao eventhat shit he has on his face took 3 months to grow, man can't grow a beard to save his life
>>142626632Maybe he didn't plan to attack but Ayuso and João were frauding
>>142628098>>142628271call it what ever you want something has happened to his body and the UCI needs to figure it out
>>142627769have you heard about shaving
>>142628500UCI? They should put a real medical institute on his ass that recovery should be studied into minute detail
>>142628437has there been an explanation why aysuo on pulled for 20 seconds
>>142628676the sheikh threatened him to get beaten with reeds if he pulled for 15
>>142628676>has the team with overwhelming strength>all the work falls on sivakov because ayuso is a rat and the other won't go all out unless he also has to go all outlmao, everuone said they should have swapped him out with a loyal gregario
berts in this thread really think that Anti-Doping Danmark is gonna ruin Jonas?an agency that has its headquarters in fucking Brøndby, lol
>>142629545Europol will do the necessary
>>142629749Europol, Danish Police and German Police just put a Jyde in prison for 10 years after his busted his doping smugglingyou really think they gonna start something new already?
this is jonas
>>142629948
Jonas still lost 3 seconds to Pog today
>>142630519thought he gained a second
See you saturday
>berts coping
>>142630519?
Its a bit amateurish that pog keeps bonking when rides against jonas.
>career best from VINGEGAARD>all out from POGACAR>only 25 seconds gained on paraplegic ROGLIC who chutedwhat gives? are they washed up?
>>142630638According to the masterplan he should have gained 4 seconds today.
desu tadej probably only wasted like 40% of his tank while fish used 90% to catch up with him, that will bite him in the ass
>>142631213He finished much later, but ASO put their finger on the scale and somehow made it a 3km rule thing.
based dopeur Kim Andersen shittalking UAE
>>142631423
>>142631423can you convert that in matches please
Optimism at BORA-hansgrohe: “Primoz Roglic was the third best today”
>>142631457what did he say?
>>142631562Who are they not counting?
>>142631562he came fourth over the line
paypigbros, where can I buy some rounder matches?
>>142631599called them idiots and calling out Pogi saying this aint the Giro where he can just ride whenever he wants against nobodies
Wout van Aert after his crash: "It is a deep wound that bothers me a lot. It will take some time, but I can continue. I want to try to start tomorrow (Thursday)."
Wiggins is now part of WEDU?Lel, guess he will take any job or paid appearance now, needs every money he can get.
>>142631707Primoz Roglic was placed in the same time as Remco Evenepoel due to crashing in the last 3 kilometers!
>>142631747I think Johan made him go to Aspen for a week, so he can get a hot shower and not kill himself.
>>142631744Kim calling it like it is.
>>142631907He sounds like a butthurt crybaby
>>142631816remco was robbed here why is there a 3km rule on a mountain stage????
>>142632101because they know the last descent was shoddy as fuck, yet they did not do anything to change the route
>>142632149sorry but if a single rider crashes its a skill issue
>>142631953kek why would he be butthurt? Lidl did well.
>>142631953remember when he made sure Johan Price-Pejtersen got disqualified in the NC ITTgood times
>>142632448kek
>>142632101>>142632149these are announced before the race you know
>>142632448Based lawful evil
>>142632538yes I know? if that shitty descent wasn't there this wouldn't have been qualified as a hilly stage with a 3km rule
actually, roglic was the real winner today
>>142632538so he crashed on purpose because he knew remco will drop him? even worse
>>142632824yes, obviously>>142632834yes, obviouslydo you Berts even watch the sport?
>>142621659imagine the moldy breath on this guy
how will copeurs fare in third week?
>>142623766How come nations get to send different amounts of people
>>142633640UCI world ranking
>>142623836horse faced looking motherfucker
>>142633680why the fuck do we only get 2????? are we the favorites or what
>>142634054because Germany is 14th on the world ranking
>>142634054
>>142634251>>142634261so they make it even more unfair? the best should get only 2 and the worst 5 to make it fair,
>>142634251>Bohemia is barely ahead of the great country of Mauritius
>>142634472thats just how it is the same when nations do WC
>>142634472Make the call bert.
>>142634472Germany could have 20 slots and it would make no difference 2bqhwyf
Kaaskopps lostLol
wir hebben en probleem
We did it bros.
>>142623766Why is Belgium bringing the wrong Jasper?
>>142636520Feelipsen won't ride against grugAnd he hates wout now too as an added bonus
>Louis Bobet>Jacques Anquetil>Eddy Merckx>Miguel Indurain>Chris Froomenot a bad list of riders Jonas is gonna join in Nice
>>142637419What list is this?
>>142637568riders that have won the TDF 3 times in a row
I hate fishboy so fucking much
>>142637739
>>142637419>Froome>not Hinault
>>142623766GEE will win
>>142637419aren't you forgetting someone?
Nils Politt really has a perfect physique. Very thin upper body, nice upper body/limbs ratio
>>142638054Mr No winner? Lance Gunderson won 0 grand tours 7 years in a row
>>142638054nope
>>142638225bit gay, innit?
>>142623862I'm guessing he either said no or they decided on a team before he had recovered from the crash in the Basque Country.
i love the alps so much lads, you cannot suffer here
>>142638638but it's super hot in Austria, so that means you suffer.
>>142638809i dont mind the heat actually, climbing is challenging but much more fun to ride here than in the swamplands
Pogibros...... is it over? How could we let this happen again
>>142638638Nice bike
>>142638225pure sexngl
Life savings on tadej
>>142640152Money into the garbage
if i was pogi I woulda jus locked in and rode harder
>>142640152>Odds -110
>>142639449we keep riding like we are the best pure climber
>>142637419btw Louison
>>142640741Louis looks better
He is still a minute ahead and has a much stronger mountain team. If UAE is smart they let the other teams pull. Do you think Jorgenson is dropping the UAE servants? I doubt it. Is jonas strong enough to attack from a group and gain 1 minute? People are acting like they are even on time. Jonas didn't even take that much time on remco and roglic today. Pogacar was over confident, he probably shouldn't have attacked from 35km to go. Now they know jonas is in form and they have to put the onus on him
>>142640152>taking pog at -110
>>142640741His real name is Louis
>>142640812you really think UAE and Pogi is gonna change strategy now when they havent for the last 3 years
>Team UAE will buy out Jumbo's tactical mastermind Benji "Porky Pig" Fatso for $3 million in 2025
>>142640812Visma will unleash Bart Lemond and he will be the new Kussen in week 3.
>>142641043I heard there actually hiring chris horner
>>142641115He must first not get brain aneurysm on his legendary chesterfield from watching all the knuckleheads (powered by Ketones.AI)
>>142641092You joke..., but what if...
>>142640962His dad was Louis, he's Louison
>>142641225Louison was a nickname.
Today was Remco's bad day btw. He will win now easy would only good days
>142 BILBAO Pello +38:02que
>>142641369Bert, his dad was Louis, he's LouiSON
>>142641506Evenepoel put 80 seconds on Almeida and Rodriguez today, it was a massive day for him and Belgian fans in his quest for a top 5 finish
Exciting two stages ahead of us
>>142642350I swear this tdf has at least 50% more slurp stages than the last edition
>>142642421At least the stage 1 of the prestigious Medzinárodné dni cyklistiky Tlmace a Podhajska will keep us entertained
>>142642027Impressive for a bad day. He looked strongest of them all at the finish too
>>142642421tdf use to always start with 7 slurp stages
>>142642523stage 1 of WHAT?
>>142642421same amount innit they put them all in a rowthen inhumane 3rd weekkinda like the g*ro
>>142642638I-...
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/florian-barketlook at this guy with his fancy flag
>>142642709
>>142642709PETEKSOBOTANEDELJA
>>142642709god bless dumplings
>>142642709Will be tuning in for the Mr. Bubble warm up show
>>142642709ULTRAZVUK are literally lazy chairs.
Giro d'Italia Winner Cecilie Uttrup Ludwig
>>142642954>slovak hip-hop
>>142642523As well as the GP Internacional Torres Vedras - Trofeu Joaquim Agostinho. Very important event ahead of the Volta, which btw starts in only two weeks.
>>142643177Yes and no BIG Moreira who won it last yearWorrisome
>>142643248Well, he sucked big time in the Volta last year. In 2022 he DNF'ed Trofeu Joaquim Agostinho and won the Volta, in 2021 he didn't do it either and finished second at the Volta. So it might no be a bad omen for the big guy
>In the footsteps of the Romans fever
>>142621330gay and... true
>Jonas is favored in the betting odds Ecstasy
digits and the overall gc winner will be unexpected
digits for the race winner bib number
>>142644024cool
>>142644051what needs to happen in order for this to happen
>>142644083a few drug tests and hotel raids
Tomorrow aka today
>>142644083Opi Omi special spectator operation + a big covid outbreak.
my right testicle has been hurting like hell since my last long ride (yesterday). Wondering is jerking off and ejaculating will free the pain
>>142644262don't break you're dick again
Previous sprint-a-deux in Tour de France .YEAR WINNER 2ND2024 VINGEGAARD Jonas POGAČAR Tadej2022 POGAČAR Tadej VINGEGAARD Jonas2022 POGAČAR Tadej VINGEGAARD Jonas2020 POGAČAR Tadej ROGLIČ Primož2019 IMPEY Daryl BENOOT Tiesj2016 PANTANO Jarlinson MAJKA Rafał2016 DE GENDT Thomas PAUWELS Serge2013 MARTIN Dan FUGLSANG Jakob2012 FÉDRIGO Pierrick VANDE VELDE Christian2012 MILLAR David PERAUD Jean-Christophe2011 SÁNCHEZ Samuel VANENDERT Jelle2010 SCHLECK Andy RODRÍGUEZ Joaquim2010 SCHLECK Andy CONTADOR Alberto2010 RODRÍGUEZ Joaquim CONTADOR Alberto2010 RODRÍGUEZ Joaquim VINOKOUROV Alexandre2010 PAULINHO Sérgio Miguel KIRYIENKA Vasil2010 SCHLECK Andy SÁNCHEZ Samuel2009 GARATE Juan Manuel MARTIN Tony2009 FÉDRIGO Pierrick PELLIZOTTI Franco2008 CHAVANEL Sylvain ROY Jérémy
>>142644272shittalking this man made pog lose support of mamy regulars herehe's only going to be left with camel jockeys rooting for him not a good look, particularly after a botch like today's
>>142644309That wasn't me. My right nut is in a constant state of aching though, that hadn't happened to me in a while. Most often it's my bladder that feels pressured for a couple of hours after a ride
>>142632256one could argue it's his style
pog gave jonas that sprint
>when the honor of the entirety of the european diaspora depends on a couple of bros shilling shampoo does jasper take green tomorrow with a win?
>>142645543no he's not getting green barring crashes
how would he fair against Jonas today?
>>142646072he would struggle to get a top 10
The girl that gave Jonas the flowers today is stunning. Any idea who she is/where I can find her?
>>142618100New thread when
