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/CLEAN/ edition
imagine Madiot says he saw Pogi train in Mexico when he was supposed to be in France?now would that now be funny, haha
most sprinters in at 46 minutes, don't know if cav and demare were behind them but they'll probably make it
Remco moral victory
I want Alpe d'Huez and Hautacam next year to see if it's possible
Sprinter sisters?
Excuse me Rusbert but I was still posting about how Pog is clean
Everything is normal.
clearly someone beating the dead coke junkie must doping
2 minutes to go... tick tock cav
>>142733232how do double negative work in squeakspeak? pas pas normal?
>Timelimit 17%, or 6:07:17 (+53:22)too generous
>>142733252Wish it was always 10%, just let the frauds go home
It's nice of Gianetti to have shared UAE's doping program with everybody else so that they can all compete on an equal footingofc he can do that knowing that Pogacar is just better than all of them anywayGreat sportmanship(cyc believes this)(i don't believe this which makes me a schizo)
Only 4 riders still out there. They might actually get OTL'd.
Alright you fuckers I will go pedal the bicycle now and break a PR because it seems to be a good day for that
>>142733252>>142733267both of these
>>142733252kristoff and bauhaus at 50 minutes
Cav made it
everyone will focus on the winner now of course but let's not forget this >>142733173>>142733239not gonna say they're clean now... but I do really believe they train and eat better now
cav chads 36 still on the table
>>142733252Just put it at 30 minutes and let those assholes work for it. Everyone else goes home
Mihai Simion@faustocoppi60According to Strava, Tadej Pogacar reached a max speed of 35.4 km/h during his brutal attack on Pla d'Adet and he climbed for 1 minute at 27 km/h on a 9% gradient. Insane acceleration, nobody has an answer to that. #TDF2024hmmmm
W-what happens if you don't make the time cut
Demare at 52'37". Close shave.
anyone behind cav?
>>142733301Wow what a miracle and so totally unexpected
>>142733324you go home
>>142733324Prudhomme kills you cartel style
Did anyone actually miss it or were the 2 riders just caused by bike swaps.
>LR crowning pogi the goatOh nonono, fish sister
>>142733324they test your blood and if not enough dope is found they up the dose
>>142733282hang yourself from the ceiling already schizobrit
>that cav suffer facekek
Welten OTL, no?
>>142733374i mean after today who can argue against it
>>142733396Looks like it
demare definitely held on to a team car kek
>>142733432He would never
Now that jonas is useless visma will buy pogi
>>142733429Well then
>>142733432classic Demare
stage 16 will be an all time slurper
>>142733447
>Cav same climbing time as Ben Healy and Guillaume MartinNothing to see here
>>142733455it's gonna be for MAGNUS CORT
>>142733448pog just got himself a big fat bonus from the sheiks
Poor guy who was car swept for a few minutes :(
>>142733449B-but autismbert said everyone would make it!!!
>>142733480Honestly why don't teams of sprinters put helper on the climbs with camera to get easy dq
>>142733282hahahahha nice bait go and shove it 10km up ur ass
Someone call PETA, I just saw a fish being anal raped on national public television Imagine being Danish right now lmao
its okay Jonasbros we just gotta take a page out of primoz cope book and get a pity Vuelta win
>>142733306>I do really believe they train and eat better nowyes, but 9.3% faster than the previous record is hugeand that previous record was achieved using all of the dope they claim to not be using anymore
remco is closer to vinge than vinge is to pogacar
>>142733571LMAO FUCKDanes please request suicide watch before it escalates
>>142733566Did pantani had the second best climber doing a full on leadout for 15 minutes? Comparing times are twitter clickbait stuffs
>>142733553there is no vuelta amigo hes staying home to watch the birth of his 2nd
You're posting too much today, I jumped like 300 posts
>>142733553only if his wife wants to get their baby deliver by plugge, niermann and frans maassensome things just aren't worth it
>>142733553Yes, Kussen needs a good domestique to defend his title. The betrayal will start on the baby van
>>142733645Pissma got destroyed, there's a reason to post. Fish cunt is dead
>>142733616Vingegaard still finished a lot faster than Pantani, too
anime
>Jonas Vingegaard: "Pogacar showed how strong he is. I can't be disappointed, it's the opposite. Today was probably one of my greatest performances and he takes me a minute, so let's congratulate him. I have no more to lose.graceful in defeat
>>142733645we're celebrating this day like it's christmas
>>142733553Not so fast. Nairo will win Vuelta.
How can we fix this?
IS this the best case scenario for top5 GC?
>>142733288inshallah
>>142733666Vingegaard isn't a guy that can win any classic he wants and can even contest sprints and do all this after also destroying everyone in the Giro
>>142733690this is pure, weaponized cope
>>142733747?
>>142733726I'm ok with this.
>>1427337261. Pogacar2. Remco3. Landa4. Elite5. Vingegaard
>>142733716There's nothing to fix. Everything works as expected.
>>142733747seems pretty honest acceptance of defeat 2bh the exact opposite 2bh
>>142733740This. When Pogi is in shape he wipes the floor with the second best rider in the world AFTER winning other tours and races. The second best is just a shitty Tour babby though. This just tells you how much better Pogi is than everybody who ever raced before him.
>>142733740?? vingegaard would effortlessly destroy everyone else in the giro like pogacar did and the results of this tour wuldnt change
>>142733690the words of a fish that has been broken
Maybe he is a GC rider after allt. (former) remco hater
>>142733690very classy from Jonas
>>142733795No he wouldn't asshole. That's why he doesn't even try. If he took on the schedule of Pogi he would DNF the Tour.
It's funny how pogacar is about to do giro + tour double something believed impossible in current year and it's barely mentioned
>>142733805He's winning the TT in nice btw, pogi and fish will go slow
>>142733818sure
>>142733826Was mentioned every day on TV here
Ving is like Armstrong. He prepared for one race a year. Anything outside of the Tour is done as prep for the Tour
>>142733831Who's the best descender in the peleton with the most to gain? Rodriguez?Watch out for a chute brutale
>>142733805in a few years all those 2s and 3s will be looking VERY good
>>142733851Your fish nigger races half as much as Pogi and only trains for the Tour all year, and Pogi wiped his ass with him anywayYou literally don't have a comeback, just stop
>>142733818he would have done the tour - vuelta double with ease last year if it wasn't for his begging teammate
>>142733851dont even argue with germans and leafs when the TDF is ontheir brains is like that of a kid
>>142733897Cope and made up things. Did he win or not even compete? Stop making excuses for this loser.
>>142733862The descent isn't that hard, there is like 3 bends in it. Remco is winning unless fish & pog are still fighting
>>142732676>7W per kgIs this achievable natty?>>142733301>+51'37''Wait a second...
Remember this day because you just witnessed the greatest performance of all time.
>>142733952>muh hecking witness greatness
>>142733856Palmares of a clean rider:- nothing- nothing- top2 TdF + nothing- top2 TdF + nothing- .- .- top2 TdF + nothing- nothing- nothing- nothing
>>142733947+51'38'
Reminder that even if Pogi wins Giro+Tour+Vuelta+Olympics+WC, he'll still lose every best athlete of the year contest, to a random footballer, tennis Grug or some gold medalist like Lyles.When will ciclismo overcome the stigma? Is Netflix propaganda enough?
>>142733952I can say I watched it live
>>142733952is this a BEYOND VICTORY?
>>142733990 I'm done with this shit doped sport, I'll come back when they do another clean up
>>142733716Could learn from the late WTCC - first one today starts a minute late and has to carry an extra full bidon for at least half the stage.>>142733972lollmaogood one mate
>>142733952National holiday in Slovenia? The holy day of Pog...
I don't care about the doping, but I do enjoy the seething
>>142733990Froome was always up there, but that's because he is British.
>>142733511Brian Holm has mentioned they all have videos of each other's sprinters already. MAD.
>>142734093Brian Holm probably has a lot of "interesting" videos
>>142733854Thats good
>>142733952i have no mouth and i must squeak
>>142732038Not normal
>>142734123kek
>>142734079They'll shortlist Pogi as well to pretend that he is being considered and that the jury actually watches sports, but they'd never have the balls to give him the win.
/r/ing a webm of that one spectator kicking the other spectator running behind pogi somewhere inside the last 5k or so, i almost spat out my drink seeing it
>>142733747That's... not what cope is?
>>142734163
>>142734093If Brian Holm says it it must be true. He's undefeated in courts of law
>>142734165DIDN'T I FUCKING SAY DON'T REPLY TO AMERICAN FLAGS ANYMORE? are you retarded? are you mentally challenged? filter my fucking flag so you don't ever feel tempted to reply ever againgoddamn
>>142734186damn that was fast rusbert, thank you.didn't watch at my computer so couldn't shitpost on /cyc/ during the stage, was surprised coming back and it not having been posted yet.imagine the guy getting kicked falling over and the car running over him lmao
>>142734207meds, now
>>142733952Gee did 5.75 w/kg6.6-5 w/kg seems more likely for Pog
>>142734220>was surprised coming back and it not having been posted yetI posted it in the previous thread though
>>142734220>imagine the guy getting kicked falling over and the car running over him lmaoreminds me of the spanish police that shoved the runner and the bike nearly ran him over
>>142734207You could just stop posting dumb shit. I would say you're trolling but you seem to really be this stupid.
A bit of wind announced for tuesday, but probably not enough for echelons
>>142734281based
>>142734186imagine he had actually had tripped infront of the carhe would either have been run over or the car's automatic pedestrian system would have slammed the breaks possibly resulting in one of the motos rear ending the car what a goddamn mess
>>142734249i scrolled through the whole thread and didn't see it, must be getting blind>>142734281epic
>>142733793>not understanding the point that Pog is gigafrauding because he is a mary sue of cycling
>>1427339521900 VAM for 43 min
What's the record for lanterne rouge most behind on GC by the end of the Tour?
>>142734428Didn't go through all of them but first ones have big gaps
>>142734428how the fuck is ballerini behind cav
>>142733960Lmao seething.
>>142734468I'm guessing there weren't time limits back then, because finishing the Tour in 50% more time than the winner is crazy
Pogi did break Pantani's record but you have to remember that Pantani was a classic's rider who won Ronde and LBL and regularly won TTsSo it's only natural for a pure climber to beat his record
Is this better than Riis Hautacam?
>>142734303Coldlet jonas will strike back once the thermostat goes above 30
>>142734584Squeaker in chef says so
>>142734584yes, Riis on Hautacam was 6.81 W/kg for 34:35
>>1427345841887 m/h VAM is better
>>142734646lancebros we're mere juniors now
>>142734584no
twitter squeakers are not up to date with the latest training and nutrition science. this is easily explainable.
>>142733693Haven't been this hyped since Cauterets
>>142734668And hautacam was unipuerto kek. Today was the hardest stage of the tour
>>142734646Does Vayer ever play things down and call for caution?
so week three is next how hyped are we Jonas Brothers
>>142734709I think Isola 2000 stage might be harder due to being further into week 3.
>>142734735The gaps will be smaller on Isola 2000 I'm pretty sure
>>142734718He's trolling for twitter engagment, no caution ever
Pogacar VILL crack in week 3 and you VILL take back all your slanderous words!
>>142734428what is the lanterne rouge?
I have tried plotting points to show how I am losing the lead and at least Bertao, Patje will jump me if le 3rd week is a meme (it is, and I have Vinge).
>>142734735None of the climbs are steep and the healpjers will be too dead to pull
>>142734305kino
second best dane this tour is Jakob Fuglsang
>>142734780Wew, nice.
Finished checking all the years and seems like stricter time limits were implemented in 1931. Also, Cav, Ballerini and some others are well on pace to be the most behind lanterne rouge since 1952.
Fell asleep at the beginning of the stage again. Just woke up
>>142734856healthy
>>142734856Your naps are longer than my nights
Javier Sola
>>142734749Stages 9 and 10 were a disaster for me. I really need my unclassified riders to do literally anything in week 3.
>>142734960I'm glad someone posts with power
>>142734960That dude is waisted as a GC top 10 merchant
what’s next for Remco should he focus giro-vuelta now?
>>142734999Wait until Pogacar and Vinge announce their schedule then adapt
>>142734996Not like the breaks are allowed anything anymore
>>142734999He should focus on the giro next year. Pogi won't come back and fishman should try and win the tour again. Then he can do classic + tour until he retires
>>142734999Win MSR
>>142734999cobbles + track
>>142734960>5.4 W/kgDoes he really weigh 76 kg?
>>142735093Seems impossible
>>142735093He said 71 kg at beginning of the Tour.
>>142735118He's a tall man but this seems more plausible
>>142733324>go back to hotel>all your stuff is packed in the hallway>team ignores your texts/calls
>>142735075He really needs to work on his descending for that. Atm he'd lose 10-15s to literally every other contender. He doesn't need to win it on the descent, he just needs to not lose it.
Based cav with a faster climbing time than everyone outside the top GC#legend
The 2020s are the 90s again, we're basically in 1996. Scandal soon bro
>>142735218kek
>>142735218
Why is Vingegaard allegedly more comfortable in the heat than Pogacar, who comes from a southern country? Makes no sense
I know people are busy squeaking about Pogacar but we need to squeak about Jorgenson a bit too.His fucking pull dropped everyone not in the top 3.
>>142735218seriously though how is it allowed
>>142735323Slovenia is not a hot country
>>142734186seen a couple instances on this tour where spectators are policing each other and pulling away/kicking the attention whores from the roadreally nice to see>>142734749>into the top 25believe the procedure
>>142735341And then he finished 10 minutes down. Not too unusual.
>>142735341Kek and a year ago he said he had no chance in a 3 week race because he couldn't fuel properly being such a big guySure changed his squeak quickly
>>142735323superior LAB heat adaption training
>>142735359It's still hotter than Denmark in the summer though isn't it?
>>142735390fish lives in annecy in summer
>>142735348The other's cheat too so they keep each other in check
English schizo hasn't posted today
>>142735403and pogacar in monaco
>>142733952So pantani would have finished behind REMCO EVENEPOEL today. You have to squeak.......................
>>142734281Speaking of, anyone the webm of Full Kit Wanker Froome jogging about?>>142734777Red Lantern, usually the last/weakest of the bunch.
>>142735341Jorgenson obvi a beast. Was really solid at Movistar (which is not even at the level of a British amateur club for retarded amputee children) and this year he won Paris Nice and nearly won Dauphine
today I learned that riders with number 13 are allowed to wear it upside down and will not get in trouble or a fine for doing it
So belgium really is sending benoot and wout at the olympics?
Be happy you can say later that you watched it live
Vingechud should just abandon and rest for the cope vuelta
>>142735513probably last year that Visma get this favorism our coach is slow to adapt on his plans he made this team like a year ago. That and Wout is le heckin hero here unfortunately
>>142735390yes well I guess Pog is just cooler
this surely kills the fish, or is week 3 fishboy still in the room with us?
Bernal finished just ahead of GrugLaughable form
>>142735564>Vingegaard slowly turning into another Roglic
>>142735513Give me unhinged van gils and the stier instead
>>142735604as long as pog remembers to eat he'll be fine.
>>142735615Why didn't he just work towards that vuelta?Another ineos masterplan like GC Pidcock?Laughable team
>>142735319Looks like I'd finish the Tour as well.>>142735218Twitter shitstorm status?
>>142735319kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4vRtC7IcY
>>142735564he's not going to vuelta. need to rest and recoup
>>142735564he's a one trick pony, the le tour IS his thing
>>142735703he could have easily won the Vuelta last year if he wanted
>>142735637Bernal IS working towards the Vuelta (a Langkawi)
Grug fave for Olympics. I thought it was a tough course or is that the worlds?
>>142735604In theory Pogacar could still collapse like last year and Vingegaard is still close enough to capitalise on that if it happens. Doesn't look particularly likely, but that's the scenario.
>>142735757could've should've would've
>>142735535Watching a guy solo really fast to the finish isn't exciting, but when Vingegaard went and everyone was on the edge of their seat watching whether a gap would form, and then Pogacar went and dropped Vingegaard; that was kino. After that it was just a formality
>>142735802he cracked minutes because UAE was incompetent and he forgot to eat and hydrate. it's amateur hour. but now they've fixed that stuff.
>>142735757He'll regret giving it away
>>142735848Also he is way fitter this year anyway. Could probably survive a crack
>>142735802not without KUSSEN I don't think so, not even e-bike jorgenson was of much help
>“For me, when those two guys went past it’s like I don’t do the same sport as them. They are way too good and you want to hate them, but they are cool guys and make cycling fun to watch so it’s a bit hard. [They are] on another level.”
>>142735757Roglic would have won but they buried the hatchet to let a literal who win
>>142735787The worlds. Olympics are laps around montmartehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQrxfDnzMME
>>142735662
>>142735848Don't remember any stories about forgetting to eat on loze. He just didn't have legs that day. And the day before he lost a minute and a half on a 30 minute time trial. Can't really blame fueling for that.
>>142735848according to himself, he actually ate too much on the Col de la Loze stage
>>142735889who said that?
>>142735971He said he overate on Loze
>>142735787Olympics is the best for him and he might still be the favourite, but not as much as worlds last year (climbs are a bit longer though not too steep). Worlds this year is definitely is more Remco or Pogacar territory.
>>142735973He's just like me
>>142735888Hjælpers don't really tip the scales all that much. It's all about the head to head strength. If Pogacar cracks like stage 16-17 last year, it's still in play. I'm not suggesting this is likely by the way. We've seen it only once from Pogacar.
>pogacar could be 5 time champ alreadycurse you denmark
>>142735925ROG was behind fish, how the fuck would he have won?
>>142736047And Steff Cras could be a 5-time grand tour winner if everyone better than him hadn't contested them.
>>142735925not if Jonas wanted, Jonas was ahead and was also miles better than him
>>142736047It's not just a bad thing, people would hate Pogi so much more if there was no Fish to compete with him.
>>142736047Much better to lose 2 and win this one with adversity than to win 3 like in the giro. Only americans care about stats
>>142736047I think it's better that he had to fight for victories. Just steamrolling competition every year is no fun
>>142735993Tobias Halland Johannessen
>>1427360382022 Visma would have a Sepp or Wout there to do that initial Jonas attack with brutal pace and then have Jonas attack nevermind the absence of satellites that would’ve killed the valley’s. Visma is following this tour.
>>142736047be glad this win will be rated properly
>>142736141But that would've just moved the point where the rest of the favourites dropped. Not done much difference for Vingegaard or Pogacar.
>>142736047I'm actually thankful for that, grug and fishboy really put him to the test. I think it elevates more the sport this way
>>142736047That'll be retroactively the case anyway
>>142736203retroactively he will be a 0 time winner just like jonas
>>142736071Jonas gained lots of time on Roglic who didn't chase due to team orders in that stage when van hooydonck died, if they were on different teams it's not a foregone conclusion
>>142736038they don't have the team to do the same as they did before tho. They can't dictate the pace in multiple stages in a row. I unironically believe in the week 3 fishboy meme, that he just recovers much better than anyone else, but for that to kick in they need to make the whole race hard.
>>142736113It's like nobody watched the Vuelta last year. Jonas lost almost a minute to Rogla in the TT and when he gained time on Rogla on Tourmalet and Bejes, Rogla wasn't allowed to chase because of team tactics (also nobody really chased Jonas on Bejes because UAE was riding retarded, he wouldn't have gained a minute otherwise).
>>142736448Delusional
I hate pogacars guts.
>>142736516Thanks Sean.
>>142736490Cope and seethe, everything I said is FACT. You'd knew this if you actually watched the stages.
is almeidingz really going for a top 5 as a debut helper?
>>142736681yes
>>142736600nah, roglic won time ONCE and lost everywhere else. "B-but he wasn't trying", well neither was fishboy. Just look at him now. Completely debuffed.
>>142736715pas normal
>>142736600More deluded than the danes
>Pogačar did 6.98 ᵉW/Kg for 39:50 min, which is by far the greatest climbing performance ever, taking into account conditions and the stage difficulty. Sea normalised power for this historic effort is 7.27 ᵉW/Kg. Pogačar’s adjusted altitude score was 696, which means this performance was equivalent to pushing 6.96 ᵉW/Kg for 60 minutes at sea level. Jonas Vingegaard, despite losing 68 seconds did the second-greatest climbing performance of all time. The Dane did 6.85 ᵉW/Kg for 40:58 min.
>>142736405I'll eat some sushi tonight in honor of this young lad
It's uphttps://lanternerouge.com/2024/07/14/greatest-climbing-performances-of-all-time-on-plateau-de-beille-tour-de-france-2024-stage-15/
>>142736864
>>142736864where does remkings performance today rank
>>142736934>>142736949>23rd best of all time>3rd best in 21st century
>>142736949>Until today, Marco Pantani’s Alpe d’Huez in 1997 was the best in history. Remco Evenepoel lost 2:51 min on a climb to Pogačar, but his performance still was the 23rd best of all-time as he pushed 6.53 ᵉW/Kg for 42:41, which for sea level normalised is 6.81 ᵉW/Kg. Remco would have easily dispatched Roglic today.
Pogacar is finished, he fell for the bait. Vingegaard tour starts now.
>berts laughed at me when I claimed we would soon not only surpass epo era times but straight up smash themcycling is FINISHED
>>142736934I worry for their health considering the amount of dopage this required. I wonder what drugs they are on. I think the increased focus on cooling and fuelling the riders accounts for a large part of the improvement. But the dope is still the primary reason they are anywhere near pantani era. I think the cooling and fuelling is what makes them better than pantani and riis
i dont get why almeida drops off the group at the start of every climb
>>142736732Roglic only lost time to Jonas on Tourmalet and Bejes and nowhere else. And again, he didn't chase after Jonas there because they were on the same team.
>>142737148Doesn't get baited by the accelerations like other retardsHe knows what he can put out
>>142737134It's clearly the hookless tubeless wheels and hydraulic disc brakes that make them so fast
what's that forum that discusses doping techniques, doping riders, etc.
>>142737126cycling is just about to get STARTED you fucking nerd
>>142737148To avoid having to hjælp
>>1427372544chan.org
>>142737257how many van goydoncks have to die before we finally stop this madness
>7 W/kg for 40 minutesNormal
>>142737126>I'm FINISHED watching cyclingwelcome to the clubyou wont regret it
>>142737275not schizo enough
>>142737254The clinic, it's extremely easy to google that too you know if you weren't mentally retarded
>>142737573yeah i just found it thanks
>>142736934>Pantani had a 6.96-kilogram aluminium bike but had higher CdA and rolling resistance than Pogačar, but on an 8% climb aerodynamics, whilst important, are not the most crucial thing.dumb retard with his fantasy number
>>142737070another match burned
>>142737254www.gcn.com/manon-chamois-fragrance
>>142737148Resting for the Vuelta
>>142737070>>142737701this meme is the best part of the tour
>>142737148because he's the typical basso like diesel climber, he can't follow sudden accelerations but can pace himself perfectly
>>142737134what if this dope theyre on also allows them to cool better and not overheat
4 day ban for some mildly racist remarks are OVER, jannies have lost the plot
this guy HAS to shitpost here
Lmao, remember 2019?Those were the numbers back then...what a massive jump.
>>142738375pre covid cycling is such a joke haha
>>142738375Just doubled hourly sugar intake, went from 60 to 120g. That's about it
>>142737134Can't be simply EPO or derivate. Too easy to detect and wouldn't be so much of a boost.Imo gene therapy is not tinfoil head territory anymore. And obviously Pogacar and Vingegaard react and adapt the best to whatever they go through.
>>142738556I'm on 500, when do I get to see results
>>142738336I don’t think you understand how irrelevant a bicycle thread on an anime image board is in the grand scheme of things
>>142735973>>142736001you don't simply eat, it takes adaptation and specific sugars formulations to get up to 120-140g/hr. they were late to this game.
>>142737134most likely minimal doses of TRT (or a aromatase blocker), HGH (typically not tested for since the test is like 900€ per test), minimal dosage of some exotic custom-made EPO derivate (to get to the allowed hematocrit levels) and then another one or two peptides not yet on the WADA list to help with recovery, so they can train hard as fuck every day and don't have to worry about recovery as much.couple that with much better knowledge about training and nutrition than 25 years ago, altitude camps etc. and that easily explains their performances.
Is that Ayuso in Berlin?
>>142738904oh and, how could i forget, rounder wheels of course
>>142738904I honestly think it's mostly the recovery thing. Doping at massive altitude camps with no down time in training. While everything else in terms of food is also on point
feels good being Tadej today
>>142739131yes and with the amounts they're taking of that stuff they're not even endangering their long-term health that much, too. maybe the HGH in the long run if they have an enlarged heart muscle, but it's not like they're blasting gear for decades like some bodybuilders do.
>>142739055Yeah we're going to RSO after the game
/cyc/ has to start the great clinic purge yet again
>>142739396i'm pro doping, no need for a purge.also, nice gif
>>142738904>>142739131Yes, this is like dopage works almost everywhere and why it is viable even in volleyball.It's about being able to train more, not giving you faster twitch muscles or a third lung.Then there's the event related doping, releasing more energy via more red cells etc.
>>142739396It's summer. They'll leave when the tour is over.
>>142738258Dope makes it harder to stay cool because you produce much more watts. Most of the gains are from ice bottles, vests, etc. >>142738598I think gene therapy has been used for a while, and I think they start using it in junior ranks before the riders go on the biological passport. Do it before you establish baseline figures, and you can ride your whole career with enhanced physiology while appearing normal to testers. >>142738904Hgh info is interesting. Definitely useful for recovery. The sports science shit explains maybe 1-2% improvement, but what I want to know is where the 10% blood doping gains of the past are being drawn from today, given that you get busted for using that much epo today. Gene therapy is the best theory at the moment.
>>142739589>t. tourist
thinking of becoming gormless lads
Since piccolo was caught with transporting HGH you can definitely confirm that one
>>142739976What was sky's doctor caught with again?
>>142740062testosterone iirc
>>142740062Bag of cans and a pack of silk cuts for wiggo.
>>142740062Test patches (for braillsford's erection problems)
A lot of guys on national level worldwide are on Test it's very cheap and the red blood cells count gain is insaneTest cycle + 200mg tramadol before the race and you're flying and nobody is making national level jobbers piss after the race unless it was too obvious
>>142739705>what I want to know is where the 10% blood doping gains of the past are being drawn from todayi can guarantee you on the recovery part of the doping. back then they basically only used EPO which is nice but your muscles can only regenerate ever so fast without specific steroids or peptides added to your system>>142740347yeah if you know what you're doing doping is extremely easy, especially if you're only taking one or two agents
Post your longest 7w/kg effort. For me it's 75 seconds.
Surely after today no true Bert will ever complain about the infamous Combloux incident again
>>142739112Make that 3 bans at one time.You're as impotent as irl, mouthbreathers.
>>142740882I wonder if calls are made and the comms van has a meeting about keeping some decency. Or else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMzoiGqzQAoImagine if he slipped and killed someone (or himself)
>>142739112>>142741033kekked
>>14274058560seckek
>>14274058513 seconds
>>142741172Exactly. I mean, let the guy do a hold-up in Pla d'Adet, why not. But he doesn't to have the decency to hide a little the next day. There is a sense of impunity reminiscent of the dirty 2000s. And, obviously, we all feel a little stupid.
what are they feeding these kids
>>142741686>Landa doing historical performances at the tender age of 34.
>>142741899Being a domestique gives Landa 50 extra watts
OFFICIAL GC /bet/
>>142742205Betting the house on remco
>>142742205Gee has 13 minutes on Healy, how are his odds higher
>>142742360Past certain level the odds don't really matter. Chance of GEE or THOMAS winning at the same, zero.
>>142742569Pereiro Sio thoughever
>>142742569A Floyd Landis could happen any time anywhereWe are beyond hiding now
First Zwift race in a while. Forgot how much fun these are and how hard I push myself during races
greatest era of cycling and you're squeaking
>>142733149cute bulge
>>142742768As for me, it was a tired post-tour-dopage ride.The days are getting shorter eveningridebros.
horshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1FPRo7hO7I
>>142742768Brotherman it's july, we don't need to vine till october
>>142742965It's 35 degrees outside and humid with thunderstorms.
Throwing chips is a crime in France?
>>142743294An American succulent meal?
>>142736934>memco on the dopage line>fishboy and pog on a level of their ownoh boyo boyo, witnessing history really
I knew this fresh summer couldn't last
>Memco top ten alltime performance>Loses minutes
>>142743917Give me some, I'm tired of the rain
fishman humbled by a girl
>>142743965It's funny that he's miles ahead of guys like froomey
how much has tyre rolling resistance improve in the last 5 / 10 / 25 years?
>>142744188we're in the negative rolling resistance by now
>>142744188a fuckton
>>142744188They're rolling backwards
>>142744188significantly but sometimes the tyre get degloved and suddenly the gains are negative
>>142743294throwing items at someone is a crime in most countries
>>142744188Turns out 19mm 150psi is almost the worst solution for rolling resistance.
Will L'Équipe use the Armstrong headlines tomorrow?
>>142743965memco should just dodge the 2 for the rest of his career. Do multiple Giro / Vuelta, LBL and Lombardia and he can farm so fucking much. Rogs got nothing on him.
>>142743294funny that they didn't do much to the opiomi front hole, but I honestly can't blame them for going after the retard
>>142742208congrats to vinge for at least putting up a fight against pogi menace t. rogla rocket
>>142743965>beats Patani>3rd best performance of this century
>>142744943Hahahahahaha and they just let it happen while some other shmuck OTL's
>>142744943GEE would beat peak froome
>>142744943lmao
My wife asked for a divorce but at least Pogi will win the Tour this year so it's all good She's taking our daughter to go live at her mom's, so on the bright side I'll have more space in the house for my indoor setup (it's way too hot to ride outside)
>>1427405851:54min
>>142744943grande cav
>>142745489F.Greetings from Kazakhstan.
>>142744943It's alright if big names cheat. Rules only apply to the little guys
>>142744943now THIS is shitposting
>>142744943Did they really think nobody would notice?
>>142745489>another one for the compilationI am sorry to hear that bert
>>142745489This would never have happened had you broken through the 300W barrier
>>142745489I hope this isn't true.
>>142744943But why? Was he that scared of OTL?
>The 'chip thrower' in question was released by the police during the day. This was reported by the French website RMC Sport. There are currently no official charges against the man, because no team has filed a complaintAdam Hansen bros? were we just fanning the flames again without any action
>>142733480looks like ur brain is on vacation cav is being urgently paced up the climb to make the time cut vs healy and martin slow riding since their day is done
>>142745489I sometimes ask why the fuck my dick gets hard for women. Your best years are still ahead. Don't get fucked in the divorce (hope you have a prenup) and just live the DiCaprio life if you can't stop the little guy like I can't.
>>142746199Only finished two minutes ahead even with that ridiculous time, so he should've been scared.
>>142745850Dude transponder litteraly stopped working mid climb.
What does he do ?
>>142746256Martin did the climb full gaz he's still doing gc
Jonas is still winning the tour once Pogi gets disqualified the day after the last stage
>>142747161isn't he sick, don't know why they continue G is another one, tested positive only to just ride around and do nothing
>>142744943Nobody really cares when the bus cheats or gets pushed by fans, this is a tale as old as time
>>142745850what do you mean? That pog / fishboy should have gone easier? It's not like they are keeping tabs on the time and then will slow down to not be too suspicious. Fishboy was trying to murder pog and once the boyo smelt the fear from the aquatic creature he attacked and went balls to the walls.
>>142747677it's less annoying when they have the champs to contend for, there's one sprint stage left after the rest day would be more fun if they threw some shitters out this time
>>142747689Cavendish
>>142747689I'm talking about the thermonuclear Cavendish climbing.
>>142747161this is a slurp year for moho
>>142747161Training for OG
>>142745489I hope you’re better for it
>>142745620>>142745858so it goes i guess>>142745944it is. we moved to a new city for a job and absolutely hated it, hated the job, hated the city, hated our apartment. then our kid was born and it amplified all the stress and anger x100the marriage just fell apart >>142746265in hindsight it wasn't worth it
>>142747969oh, nah they literally upped the time last minute,they don't care if he got "some help"
the longer the GC battle goes on the more her turns into another personhe also looked like an old man during the vuelta he won
>>142744188It didn't budge they just use wider tyres to counterbalance disk brakes causing a diagonal misbalance when braking then made up numbers about better rolling resistance for the bluepilled dalits to keep spending
>>142745489My girlfriend wants to get married this winter so I'm getting my last cheats in with 19 years old this summer before living the wedding ring inmate life
>>142748723You can a rider is clean if they look 10 years older by the end of a GT
>>142749536
>>142749618
>>142749681Lmao
>>142749618quite the schnoz he's got, never noticed that
>>142749681>he would've died his hair pink if his team didn't stop himthank god
>>142748335yeah, I'm not going to rant too much on a laotian basket weaving board, but women are just fucked on western world. They have raging hormones and their whole life get told to "listen to their feelz" and validation reinforcement through the wazoo. Guess what, hormone induced feelings are retarded, any gym bro with room temp IQ knows that. If you try to make sense of everything you feel you'll end like a miserable incel fuck who thinks every front whole should give you free pussy. For for some reason this is reinforced when it comes to women.
I can see Remco improving a lot in the Tour next year with a good preparation
>>142749753once you notice you can't go backsomeone pointed it out to me 2 years ago and I can't unsee it
>>142749753his nose grows to improve the capacity during hard effort exertions
>>142749825Women are like this everywhere if you're getting played by first world women you'll get broken in half by thirdie or even just eastern european women. Women here are the easiest to put on a short leash even for ugly or poor guys
>>142749765It wasn't even that. It would just take too much effort. He'd need to bleach his hair first. Urska brought him the pink dye and everything.
>Autismbert currently lost in the trackless wastes of the Gobi desertI hope he's ok
>>142749753I got the same massive nose I hope people don’t notice too often
>>142749681
>>142750098gotta leave it to the pros
>>142750149>he's currently witnessing this majesty while we talk about cav hanging on to a team carI envy him
>>142750229I wonder what he's up to these days ...
team sky is back?
>>142750182
>>142750060nah, been to Caribbean, Latin America, SEA or just poor yuro and do the whole dating apps with 23-35yos. Wouldn't marry tho, you can judge me for that I guess
>>142750457How many watts can a camel pull ?
>dominates Giro and Tour in the same season with the most stacked Tour ever while doing the best climbing performance of all timeAnd some people still compare him to jobbers like Contador or Armstrong lol
>>142751434little watts but great endurance the Z2 king
>>142751548>the Almeida of animals
>>142751259I knew you were a sex tourist from your og post don't worry bert
>>142751449>Greatest climber ever by far>Greatest classics rider ever>Will win 2 monuments, giro, tour, olympics, WC and possibly vuelta in same year>One of the best time trialists ever>Respectable sprintYep, it's the GOAT
>>142751907Merx was all that plus a phenomenal sprinter.
>>142751907step it up pogi, time is ticking
>>142752143lol, lmao even
>>142752143yes but he sprinted against literal drunken farmers who couldn't even make a typical village club team in England in 2024
>>142752227Pre-powermeter cycling doesn't count
>>14275222724 giro stages is just ridiculous...
never mind, team sky is no match for doctor fuentes
>>142752427mhmm
>>142752143You weren't even born when he already retired.
>>142752227>>142752661ok. I will stop complaining about doping
>>142752661>Win 12 TdF stages despite rarely going beyond the first weekIf he actually tried he would've kwabbed Merckx and Cav
>>142752962Lazy fuck could have been the goat sprinter...
fun evening to look at some results
>>142752227>Only 1 Vuelta>No Voltabaron merckx was a fraud
>>142749337> My girlfriend wants to get married this winterHow are you going to find a husband for her in that short period of time?
>>142753270The most impressive thing is the fact he won 3 WC's on his own with zero support.
>>142753465having too many vueltas actually makes you more fraudulent
>>142752661>WC listed after stage wins and Ghent- Wevelgem
>>142753631by introducing her to your fake cock having FTM mother you nonce
>>142753759WRONG
>>142753764It's listed by number of aggregate UCI points per stat (so winning a shit ton of TdF stages is worth more UCI points than a single monument or whatever)
harry kane, the wout van aert of football.
>>142753764I think the ranking also takes the number of wins into account.3x >Gent-Wevelgem > 1x WC is borderline though
>>142753939
>>142754114brilliant design
Landa 2 - 1 Yates
>>142751781is it still sex tourism of I don't explicitly pay?
Overall I dislike seeing England succeed because of the annoying English international sport media (i.e. F1 announcers frothing over Lewis, cycling announcers frothing over Team Sky)
>>142754225kino list save for the occasional dirty dopeurt*ur would never
>>142754995Same. I know that Spanish media is probably just as bad or worse, but I'm not forced to interact the same way as the Brits
common schizobrit L again
Goodbye /cyc/ Fade me for another 4 years…
>>142754671thirdie women spread their legs off hope alone. Even the worst genetic dead end can pull south of the USA or in asia. The moment you paid for a plane ticket you're in that category. it's how it is though, you're just playing the game
