Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 15Loudenvielle - Plateau de Beille197.7 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 14:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-14-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-15/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV11:30 CETPrevious thread:>>142703968
>>142728550Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>>142728604why does something looks so off about him like his head's too small
>>142728562CEPEDAbros feastingAutismbert on suicide watch
FUCK W*UT
>>142728624Bike way too big for him
>>142728624aint no way that's not edited to make him look smaller, thats not even a big bike
>>142728624he looks like two kids in a trenchcoat
>give me the wormblood Plugge>hit me, give me EVERYTHING WE GOT
PIZZA on the way
>>142728624but he can do 6W/kg on that bike
>>142728604someone has to do the needful and push him off the mountain
>Phil Liggett: "Is this where Jonas attacks?">Bob Roll, audibly confused: "Well there's still at least 30km to go to the climb so I don't think it would be that effective now..."
>>142728661this describes it perfectly
>>142728664kinda early no?
wheres politt btw
If I were a pro-cyclist, I'd insist on being served a coffee at 4
>20km valleysee you later
>>142728678Commentating is such a low effort job. Once you get the job you can say literally any dumb garbage and never get fired.
>>142728678>Bob Roll
>>142728689kinda late, I already ate a pizza hours ago
Just let the breakaway have this one :)
pretty boring even compared to giro stages
Alri
>>142728697group #9
>>142728689Im going to bed early
>>142728744This one was tailored made for a break win on 14th july
what is the time limit today?
it's kinda sad that we're looking at a pretty strong break and we already knew 2 hours ago they would have no chance
>french foreign legion puts on a gran fondoabsolute K I N O
>>142728744let's reassess that comment in 23.9 miles
>>142728759most british food ever
>>142728719Tell that to Big Ron
>>142728759boomer detected
>>142728772They added extra 2%, so 45+ they said on france tv
look at that fragile skeleton
>>14272866310 UI of HGH, 20 vials of ketones, 3 bags of high altitude blood, he is just getting ready
>>142728797LAME! some fat sprinters deserve to be punished
>>14272877250 or a little less
>>142728664>>142728723
>Kwab Kwabendish
>>142728818They're going to DNF after nimes anyway
Vaughters arguing races are faster these days because the whole thing is televised...
>no moustache on Jonas anymoreJonasbros surely we will get a buff after having sexotimes with our icechink
Nice, just in time back from my ride.Getting old and my body (kidneys) cannot take much abuse, 60 to 70km rides are the sweetspot.
Breakbros are winning?
>>142728759No.>>142728875NO!
Always amazed by the size of that ribcage
>>142728875I thought they needed 3 minutes at the base of the final climb.
>>142728863That's true though. In the old days they'd just fart about until the cameras showed up and then turn on the gas.
>>142728875breakbros are bleeding time
>Kwamco Kwabenpoel
>Coke not FantaLame .
lmao the>articulate young Slovenian fannewbert Finn here, just tuned in, what have I missed?
>>142728863>ynr that visma did some massive raid in ompoop hours before the coverage even started
>>142728875YES (no)
>>142728794Average Bert age is 38
>>142728867>kidneys
everyones pissing
>>142728906now that I think about it, not much
>>142728888Nice quadsAnd yes, space for huge lungs...
>>142728664it's sunday, pizza places don't work silly dane
wut keldergod doing
Fuglsang? What?
>>142728875pog would be merciful on his own, but if fishboy brings him too close he will smell the blood and then his instincts will take over
kelderman satellite
?????
>LAFAY: slurps>PELOTON: slurps>MOUNTAIN: not even startedWell that was an easy bet on state of today.
G2 G2ing
>>142728941his quads don't look that big
lmao Jorgenson and Kelderman keeps going and the GC group wants a fucking break
that felt like a school trip break
now I'm starting to believe more in the break, wtf are they doing
anime
>>142728772whatever keeps cavendish in the race
kwabbendish at +36' already, DNS today
Vingegaard is gonna pull a Sastre 2008
How much coffee do you drink per day?
>>142729017he did start today though
>>142729005UAE don't care and Visma don't want to burn their domestiques just yet.
>>142729025two large mugs of coffee
>>142728808I hate full color kityellow/green/polkadot with black bibs is such a cleaner look
>>142729005pog is building up on Karma
>>1427290252-3 cups
>>142729025too much3 espressos is the minimum
>>142729017OTL you mean
>>142729025i never drink coffee unless i vivist my grandparents or parentspeople who need coffee in the morning are weak people
>>142729025I make one cup when I wake up before leaving for work. When I get to work, I fill a small thermos with coffee and sip it throughout the morning.
>>142729025As ice "coffee" sold in markets doesn't count, zero.
>Kwark Kwabendish
>>142729036he's still at the start line considering whether to ride or not
>>1427290252 flat whites in the morning
>>1427290250, I drink a cup of green tea instead
>>142729025i only drink filter coffee so like 1-2 kannen
>>142729025zeroI hate coffee
i don't remember where the name Bert came from and now it's awkward to ask
>>142729100same
>>142729025only water and duvels for me
col du col
>>142729017Business idea: if you DNF the race your stage wins are vacated
>>142729025I don't drink coffee, I just rail a fat line of caffeine powder every few hours
>>142729025like 1 strong cup, im more of an opioid guy, not a fan of stimulants
>>1427290252 espressos
>>142729113
>>142729113bannable offense
>>142729134
Joao betrayal when?
>>142729025drink? I enema about 2l first thing in the morning and then another red bull can every 2 hours
>>142729025i eat like 50 beans a day
>>14272902512g once or twice in the morning
>>142729124would cipollini have a single tdf stage win if you did this retroactively?
Nice gallery
>>1427290252-3 cups usually
Just for the record, the other Swiss (zonder foto) is not me.
who is this burger commentator on eurosporthe sucks
>>142729005They will win unless matteo can gain 2 minutes with his last pull
>>142729198fuglsang is ready to pull for Gee
imagine if they took out jonas or pog
>>142729168Nope lol. Deepest he went was stage 11 in 1993
>>142729005UEA are on the ropes, otherwise they would pull for Pog to take the stage
>>142729242kek his palmares would be decimated
>>142729134based
>>142729224The French would dust the guilliotines
>>142729224glad rog was not there for once
Maybe jonas has covid and this fake tempo is there to prevent attacks?
anyone but the colombian
>>142729186Vaughters
>>142729250they are literally mocking pissma team that can't do shit while also building up some good Karma
>leaving the lunch table at 15:30yeah I'm ready for some ciclismo (on the tv)
>>142729296buitrago?
>>142729274we wouldn't even notice him
Torteen miles to go
>>142729304wtf youre one hour behind
>>142729304any boomers singing bad songs this time?
>>142729302didn't know KANMA was in the tour
>>142729327such is life on the ocean
Ebike is ready
JORGENSON ON THE E-BIKEDEFCON 1DEFCON 1
Jorgenson switched onto the moto bike
jorge getting the electric bike
Pizza arrived just in time for Vingekino
uh oh sticky
>>142728641Who
How can anybody support Vingedope? Dopegacar at least is a proper racer....
>>142729399What are the toppings?
HEREWEGO
>>142729298are u joking
>>142729439bananas and nutella
>>142729439Tuna and corn
Lovely green hills.
>>142729449not in America, we just cut to a break
>>142729408Kwab van Shart
>>142729439salmon
>>142729224LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITS ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright I am here. This is the last stage I will be able to see before I go to the Gobi desert, where I doubt there will be a lot of internet. Better make this good
>>142729496immaculate timing
>>142729439stroganoff and sushi
imagine if jorgenson does nothing
Breakbros we are winning this!!
>>142729496What will you be doing in the desert?
>>142729025Just one cup in the morning. Used to drink like 4 cups throughout a day, but can't handle it anymore - too much pissing and thus losing minerals (then having headaches and cramps) and poor sleep.
>>142729496what are you doing in the Gobi desert?
>>142729493i'm so fucking important
if pogi takes time today again even if its only 5 secs its over for fish
Pray for Jonas please
>>142729496
RAMPASRAMPASRAMPAS
It has come.
If break wins I hope Mas
>>142729553I'll pray for TFD (total fish death)
My body is READY to be let down
>>142729496When are you coming back if ever
>>142729546you underestimate his ghoulish TT powers.
>>142729527>>142729531What do you think. See cool things and ride camels, that sort of stuff. What else
I hope Mas breaks. Wins!
>Rai boomers complaining non stop about the chips thrower and bike computers
Voiture ballai eating good tonight
>>142729578Undecided. Somewhere in August!
>>142729586bet theres a lot of cool things to see in a DESERT
It is not truly over until one of them cracks and loses 5+ minutes (which probably won't happen).
>>142729568he'd have to attack for that
when will vinge attack? Do I have time to get something to eat
what is the north coast of Spain like?
>>142729584there's no rest day before the TT though
>>142729622Isola 2000
berts........i can't watch this.....im scared
1 MAN LEFT FOR FISH
>>142729634hopefully right away, else it's a lost cause
the top is going to be insanely packed
>>142729634yea of course, it's a 45 min climb
Sprinters OTL today.... ¡Ayyy, kek!
>>142729634roughly 12 minutes from now
>>142729586What cool things do they have out there besides camels?
Keldermeme. No.
CAM ON JONAS SCORE SOM WATTS
>>142729634> Do I have time to get something to eatno
10km attack kino?
riders dropping like flies
Gee is a heatlet
obliterating pace this
close da fakking gap ya twats
>>142729578Or if you meant from the desert. In 11 days. Then on to China
slow down fuckers
Jorgenson on the Kussen ebike from the Vuelta
I keep thinking Remco is sitting in Jorgenson's wheel, need big polka dots
>>142729670Gers and cooking things with really hot stones in animal stomachs
Jorgenson looking strong
>>142729670Well, sand I guess
Lets go Pogi. Lets go *clap* *clap*
Crazy pulling
fuck me my pulse is rising now
>>142729714Oh yeah that too
>>142729706No
P O G IOGI
attaque du cararat (its pointless)
>>142729758praying for our boy today
Show the fucking GC
>>142729745Ur pulse may be higher then Vingedopes right now.
KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS KOM SÅ JONAS
changement de vélo pas normal
We've reached the sauber limit
>>142729748Will you be playing ankle bone games with the boys?
>>142729788kekmight be
groups pretty small already
no way jorgenson pulls for 10kms
Pantani record getting annihilated
Vinge nose breathing
Jorgenson pas normal
The climb time is going to be absolutely bonkers.
Jonas looks cooked
>>142729824>>142729563says Thibaut Pinot has the KOM
sub 40minutes
They're not gaining anymore
the suspense is killing me
>>142729749green goblin looking mf
>>142729824Please keep in mind they're only going faster uphill these days because it's televised
I have seen enough, ALMEIDA will diesel back and wins the stage
Where the FUCK is Ciccone. Where are my boys
KOM SÅ JONAS TVÆR DEN FORPULEDE SLOVENERSVINDLER
>Vaughters shit-talking his own rider on international broadcastWhat a fucking dick
>>142729867he just got dropped with gall right in frame my man
Any berts have recommended for my new aeroad? I am trying to have two setup on the bike because I just bought a bottle storage container for my shit. However, the chinkshit bottle cages I bought don’t line up with the screw holes on the seat tube. Also even if they did the two bottles wouldn’t fit because the cages would overlap.
>>142729867dropped almost straight away
>>142729876topkek what does he say
Does the leader group have a chance? They have 80 seconds with 12.7km to go
show the fucking GC groupfuck those breakaway shitters
>>142729853Not even his final form
>>142729815As long as it is not my ankle bone, sure
>>142729876one of the few things I agree with Lance on is hate of Vaughters
>>142729846No way not after these hard climbs today
I HATE VAUGHTERS SO MUCHHim and his little fag toadie Lim should drive off a cliff
>>142729890>Yeah it looks impressive when Carapaz makes a move and changes his cadence but nothing is happening, this is nonsense, this is not how you win a stage
>>142729867just got filtered, maybe he can still make top 10 for pride
Tête gonna make it
CICCONE +15GALL +15ALMEIDA +25
IS this the climb of mal punching?
>mas getting shat on by flosports kek
tete wont make it
almeida the diesel is gonna end up better than most
>>142729916not wrong
fucking hate when yates jumps around like that with zero facial expression
>>142729841delusional squeakers trying to alter history
Jorgenson starting to look cookedJonas attack any moment now
Brace for a Vingego victory today
>>142729934he'll tack on to back of favorites group shortly
>>142729824aero frames and ketones move on citizen
>>142729934yes, already happening
>>142729916why does he hate his guys so much? First bettiol yesterday and now Carapaz today. Lord knows what he thought about Benny Hill when he got kwabbed
Tadej will attack at 2km
Vingo looks exhausted
>>142729986shame because jonas will attack at 6km
what’s lil fish gon do
ATTAQUE SOON
KOM IGJEN TOBIAS
Pogi looks bored
Jonas attaque soonfirst a little bait and then proper one later
>>142729997yeah, after wheelsucking Jonas for 4km
>>1427299981000 watts for 5k straight.
this is like edging
>>142729916He’s right newfound respect
VAMOS ENRIC
>matteo is done
>>142729997He doesn't look like he has fuel to do that
>>142729964mate dont jinks it
Allmeida about to catch the group and pull in front of jorgenson
anyone but the Norge dopeur
Easy win for Ted de la Course
>>142730028>El bluff de la EuropaHe's getting Carapaz'd
>>142730025my nerves are fraid
>>142730016vingegoo sucking his own wheel
A domestique will be Spain's best GC finish
All the NPCs with their phones all trying to do the same allez-allez-allez thing.
I'm gone... I'm dead..-Jonas Vingegaard, 2024
RODRIGUEZ CANO LACHEE
>>142730056I heard Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed to do that
Insane
IT'S ON
de plus should have dropped for carlito kek
Kek that's it?
OH SHIT
Another useless attaque du Carapaz
ATTAQUE
>>142729667it was 14 minutes my bad
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
uuuuuuuhhhhhhh
pogacar following with ease lol Jonas is such a kwab
attaque mediocre
remco just chilling his way to the poduim
>>14273010710 km of it
>>142730064i refrained from taking a pic of nice area on my ride yesterday
I like this Carapaz guy. He has guts
smart memcosecure that podium
Attrition time
Attaque du danois
Remco cooked
ok vinge now for real
wew
on to 10km of kino
>bottle two meters before the limit
pogi free wheeling on jonas wheel lmaooo
Has his time come?
sub forty minutes
weakest attack ever? lmao
Pogi without the hands lmao. Barely breaathing
Jonasbros today we could drop Remco and that doesn't happen often.
Pokal eller hospital
pogi just fucking chillingthis guy is not for fucking real
quintana coded attack
Crappantz
I've seen enough. Gr. Maillot Jaune got this
pogi not even using the handlebars
attaque de 200w
>>142730166Last week is his time. This is just preparation.
I don't really care about doping but this is getting a bit ridiculous to be honest.
>>142730173Remco could almost follow Jonas, that's not common. Tomorrow he may drop him.
KOM SÅ JONAS SÆT DEN FORPESTEDE SATAN FRA HJUL
>>142730195Jonas would finish last at a local club ride in the south of England
Man its fucking mental how quickly they go from launching to the leas
c'est fini for the break
Pogi tired
Kino Richie blowup soon
kek just let me drag you up this hill until I'm gone I'm Dead
diesel attackingslowly grinding
pogacar is gonna fraud another 2 min into fingergoo this stage
What's the purpose of the Shimano moto?
CARAPAZ remembering 2022
CAM ON RICHARD
come aan eh Jonas you dropped Remco, you’re a real champion eh
111111
BASED carapz fucking off the fans
Based Carapaz protecting Pogi's rear
>>142730223No he's not
actually pas normal attaque, but Pogi has reached levels of pas normal previously thought impossible and makes even the most pas normal of attaques look weak
So many Jonas supporter with the KOM t shirt
BASED Carapaz on spectator petrol
When was the last successful breakaway in history seriously ? 1832 or something ?
You now remember that Arkea rider who though who could follow these two
>>142730242o_O
>>142730212>Tomorrow he may drop him.Dropped on a rest day is bonkers.
im not feeling so good Jonasbros
>1>11>111
>>142730251Pas normal is... normal?
>>142730223giga cope
>>142730236Spare wheels if puncture? Can't overtake the peleton in cars on this kind of road
Vinegagaard droped at 4km
The fish gracefully glides through the slipstream. The water droplets in the air pass over his gills in a silky, fluid motion. He is calm, he is at peace, he is going to win.
>>142730263can I get that webm, it's high comedy
wow great plan
>>142730263ngl I had the webm at the ready and already typed out a post in case johannessen did the same
SHUT THE FUCK UP VAUGHTERS
Pogi pushing lower gear
This is just test of 30 minute power between the two.
By how many minutes is the record getting broken?
CAM ON VINGEGOObtw impressed that everyone seems to try to pronounce Jonas surname correctly
Jonas is prepping the bull
>>142730288You don't get it
pog will attack, i know the retard is thinking about it
Look at that beautiful silky smooth aslphalt...
Based france tv motopacing to get the pantani record
>>142730308exactly 4:27
>>142730302he wants a little room to counterattaque
>>142730223he's not even mouth breathing yet
very nice of jonas to be a leadout man
KAM ON MEMCO SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS
>>142729264Well, he would finish the race to keep the victoriesHe just DNF to go to the beach with 5 hot girls and enjoy life, usually finished only if he had to keep the points jersey
Remking knows slow and steady wins the race
Remdiesel
Remco diesels himself back
this is greater than Rasmussen and Contador on this climbgonna remember this for a long time
REMCO PAS NORMAL
Remco like /elite/. Pure diesel
Remkings feasting
we got the fish in front where are the chips
>>142730344I gave up on Remking, he wins in 2025 th0
fucking retards nearly casehed pogi
COME ON FISHBOI
Pogi gonna counter attack him at 6km to go
Pogi going to go with 2km to go. Will be an attaque so thermonucleaire you will see it from Paris
Based Carachad
Why aren't there any French police men who bash flare guys skulls in?
le mongs
Tour getting mogged by the spanish police as we speak
nice moto there kek
I have seen enough, POGACHUD will kraak soon
Pogiboys... it's over
REMCO
Pogi and Jonas are already 33 seconds ahead of Pantani's time
>>142730396kek
>
Why are they all so scrawny? Wouldn't it be better to have fully pumped legs with lots of spare wattage?
yeah the tour is over
i don't think pog as ever wheelsucked jonas for this long
C ROD EXPLODEDLANDA ON THE RISE
>>142730348he also went out of his way to send photos from the beach to the papers to troll the rest of peloton
Landismo goes to 4th overall
>>142730431Is Pantani's time on this stage some legendary 1996 thing or something? Was Pantani doped?
>>142730431So Remco is climbing at Pantani level at the moment being 30s down?
>>142729730outdoor billiards
>>142730440big riders can't do climbs. it's too much weight to drag up a mountain
Pogi looks cooked IMO
>>142730276>Pas normal is
Based jonas killing cav
>>142730467yep
one of them will crack any time now
Jonas in the pain cave. He's doing that thing where his face pulls back into a rictus with each breath
This is tense
fucking retards, what the fuck is going on with spectators this TdF
Jonas is smirkingHe knows the wattbomb still about to be unleashed
>>142730477He looks pretty good to me
Jonas is mouthbreathing. Is it over? i have been told he is a nosebreather?
>>142730493holy fuck I didn't notice the guy kicked a fucking sandal into Pogi's bike
>>142730276ne pas means not in French. They leave the ne off, so pas normal means, not normal
>>142730484
>>142730440The big boys are 30 minutes to the rear
Pog is gonna counter soon
>>142730502He only does this once each Tour and usually it's the moment that wins the race
They both look quite cooked
His lips are turning purple again this is SSJ3 powerlevel used to be good enough to win the tour
>21km/hsame speed as on Granonbruh
21km/h on 12%
>>142730526it's too hot, i think he will just try to hang on and sprint for the stage
POGI ATTAQUE
>>142730447The good ending
remco blowing up
>21 kmh
Landismo gonna catch Memco
>prey vs hunter
vinge panicking, the tour ends today
VINGEGONE
>>142730549PAS NORMALASNORMAL
PAS NORMAL
POGI POGI POGI
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIREVINGEKWAK
yawnoff to my evening ride
C'est fini
It's oger
POGATTACK
memco explose
POG BLOWS UP THE MOUNTAIN AHHH TOTAL GC DEATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
See you next year. I'm done with this shit
i kneelits over, grats pogi
ITS OVER
>>142730553>
Cav was dropped from the race by the way
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER
This is 4D chess from Visma. Pog will bonk and Jonas gains 1 minute
wow, great plan Fish boy
THE TOUR IS OVER
dropped like a turd LMAO
>VingegaardKek, what a cuck.
POGI GOES
wormblood
OGREGRE
DANEMARK HOW COLD THIS HAPPEN?! AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!
POGICHADS WE ARE FEASTING
>PogaWinsLOL
DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGEDOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGEDOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGEDOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGEDOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE
LETS FUCKING GO POGAČARTOTAL SLOVENE VICTORY
HAHAHA TOTALLY NORMAL RIGHT? CLEANEST PELOTON OF ALL TIMES RIGHT GUYS?
>>142730554I predicted this
ATTAQUE TERMONUCLEARE DU POGI
ITS JOVER LOSING 2 MINUTES TODAYITS JOVER LOSING 2 MINUTES TODAYITS JOVER LOSING 2 MINUTES TODAY
Least obvious doper
HOLY FUCK POGI
FISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATERFISH OUT OF WATER>FISH OUT OF WATER
ALLEZ POGI
>T-t-taadeej w-waaait
you told me this stage suits jonas?????????
THE SHITHOLE SHANTY OF DENMARK
Ok, it's over, right right?
>>142730607I mean the plan was fine. It is what it is.
barely 70 meters between the two
Did you see how Jonas bowed his head to Pogi?
Reminds me of that stage from last year. Visma pulled the whole day then Pog just countered in the last 6k.
At least Jonas died with his boots on . A respectable effort
vinge pedalling slow
Is Jonas unironically unable to accelerate?
>AHHHHHHHHH SEPPP WHERE ARE YOU?!!?? ROGLA SAVE ME!!
THE STAGE JUST WASNT HARD ENOUGH FOR JONAS OKAY
>>142730655Look how fat he was
DENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIA>DENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIADENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIA>DENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIADENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIA>DENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIADENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIA>DENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIADENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIA>DENMARK DOMINATED BY SLOVENIA
>pogiwinslol
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA
nothing interesting ever happens
HE BONKED
Ok, I kneel. Pogichads are in control
>>142730688reminds me of froome
Another masterclass of Jumbo Pissma today
HAHAHAHHAHA KILL THE FUCKING FISH. HARPOON THIS MOTHERFUCKER. GUT SCALE AND FILET HIM
>>142730709>he doesn't know what bonk means
>gap up to 20"uh oh
this tour fucking sucks
it's over for danes
Is this tour really a competition between Pogacar and his domestique?
Visma worked for Pogacar today the plan was to lose time
>>142730721They literally launched Pogi into easy time gains lol
Oh, I'm sorry, is it week 3 yet?Didn't think so
DOPAGEOPAGE
W/Kg schizos already getting aneurysms on their chesterfields
>Pogi pulling is good for us Jonas, you are a real champion
>>142730703fuck yeah!!!
>>142730739yes
the fish: "I'm battered I'm fried"
just wait till friday and saturday, that will suite jonas
GG pogi, slovenia and pogibros
it's just like last year but reversed, boring ciclismo is dead
jesus christ pog show mercy
Pantanis record is in serious trouble here boys. Oh no no noNo no no. No. NOT PANTANI NO NO NO NO
IT'S OVEROWARI DA
>>142730758>Jonas you are a fucking legend getting dropped like this cam on eh so proud of you
>>142730764lmao
>>142730721Did what they could. Can't beat him if he's stronger.
pogiwins
....crackle.....'slow it down'.......'pantani danger'........'no no no'.........
Waar Remco?
>>142730737mfw
>>142730764lol
Pogi will get killed by l'attaque des frites
Fishbros?
>>142730758
1'30 at the finish.
Is beating the domestique of Sepp Kuss really that impressive?
>>142730721They needed to try. They're running out of stages to claw time back
This is not the stage thats suits Jonas
Waar is Wout?
a morrocan chasing you does help you increase your speed
/ELITE/ with Rodriguez
>2 weeks in>4th place already 10 minutes behind
wow what a fun and exciting race, pogachud really makes cycling so interesting with his doped up glow in the dark performances, I love his quirky humor is well
dopeur slovène
thank fuck i canccled my plane tickets and hotel room in Nice after Jonas crashed
>>142730806well ahead of Carlos rodriguez his closest competitor
Jonas very klein
In one small climb>3 minutes on third>5 minutes on fourth>6 minutes on rest
>>142730845KEK
Has there ever been a tour with a back and forth. Always just seems like there’s one dude that dominates.Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me.
just wait for the alps
Jonas looks like total shit.
you guys said the tour would not be as easy as the giro...
>Bought Vinge stock at all time high
how far back is the sprinter group? 30+ mins?
>>142730852Yeah, haha, this is SO good, lessgo pogisisters!
>>142730875Last year was like that
Did Kelly just say Fatnik?
KEK EAT SHIT DANEBERTS
>>142730875last year was very back and forth until the infamous time trial
If Jonas wasn’t still recovering Pogi would be dead by now
>>142730870>small climbdamn balcon bertacek must be quite something
>>142730884He’s danish
>>142730875Nigga you say you aren’t watching this gay sport every day. You sound like a woman, make up your mind
>23km/hpogi please stopthis is getting to obvious
>>142730884he's still gaining time on memcoand memco is still gaining time on carlito
>>142730884Peacock graphics look worse
>>142730870It's a long climb after a very hard stage
>>142730915
>>1427308752020 was kino
>spectator kicking runnerBased lol
>>142730935well it takes me almost as long to climb it
>>142730941PAS NORMAL
>>142730703in honor of chipsgate guy, the breton originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hL9xKuf7Ck
vingegaard still putting time into remco
Jonas looks anemic
I now believe when he said he had his best legs ever at the start of the Tour
SOVL
WHERE ARE THE YELLOW BANDS FROGS
>>142730915>turd world romania talking shitlel
>>142730891it's MARGINALLY harder 2bh
>>142730967even longer if you don't ride at all
That dude got kicked for running on the road
Landa top 5?
>>142730984HE NEED SOME MILK
CAM ON1 MINUTE
>>142731014i am gonna ride soon
turning off my TV now
There are people in this very thread that argue Valverde is stronger than Pogacar.
POGI CHADS I KNEEL! I AM SORRY FOR SUPPORTING VINGE! I DID IT JUST BECAUSE HE WAS THE UNDERDOG! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME, A MISERABLE /CYC/ SINNER!
>>142730983topkek
>>142730997the Vuelta is ours Pogibros. We make history this year
>>142731008AHAHAHAH COPE N SEETHE
>>142730983heh
>>142731042in the pits with this freak
What color is Pogi‘s piss?
Someone make a webm of Pogi riding through the crowdHoly KINO
normal status?
>>142731090dark orange
1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE
>>142730875The Schleck years
>>142731042ahahahapull his pants down and make him dance
>>142731092how new are you
so satisfying watching this danish turd and his shit team get flushed
Giro really was just one big training camp huh
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Crown_of_Cycling
Can they finally raid the stain on this sport that is UAE? Absolutely ridiculous performances all around.
punishment beating, he will still be thinking about this in 2029
>>142731100pas
>using pedals
much Danish seethingyou love to see it
>>142731125week 4
Look at this trustworthy guy behind Pogacar
im gonna go inhale som e carbon monoxide
Looks like the Giro in his legs only made him stronger, lmao.
Visma will go thermobiblical on Cian now
>>142731128please pay attention to the squeak, UAE bus was raided after yesterdays stage
POGGERSPOGGERSPOGGERSPOGGERSPOGGERS
>>142715569>How do I explain my psychiatrist that my dick is not working anymore without the Puck story?wait what's the puck story, that she's hot but fullblown Cluster B disordered? i guess it could be a kink that she does things like go on IG stories and accuse her boyfriend of abusing her then celebrate getting back together with him and their both getting diagnosed with autism.
>>142731144good post
>>142731144
>>142731144very based post
P O G IIGI
DOPINGDOPINGDOPINGDOPINGDOPING
ALL PART OF THE PLANWE EXPECTED TO BE BEHIND MOREONLY A MINUTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Week 3 bros…
>>142731100pas pas pas
Pantani 43'28 Pogacar 39'42
>>142731090Uranium
pogi will regret this in a few days in the Alps too many matches being burned
That's it, I don't this dopage slurping sport is for me anymore
>>142731144heh
Let the squeaking begin
gonna play some vidya now
POGACHUD THANK YOU
FUCK THIS DOPING REDDIT PIECE OF SHIT
WATTAGES OFF THE CHARTS.
>>142731197
>curve finishNot kino desu
I'm gonna squeek, bros...
h-he can still claw back 7 minutes he's done it before!t-trust the plan
>>142731210good, the running shoes call for you
C'EST PAS NORMAL'ESTPASNORMAL
>>142731100long passed
>>142731206matchless pog vs full box jonas
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
Not even tired. Lmao this fucking fraud should work on his acting skills
>>142731197The most normal cyclist ever
Good race. Time to leave the couch, brush my teeth and comb my hair.#justciclissimothings
>pours water onto him so that nobody notices that he isn't even sweating
Bigger fraud than Lance
Will Jonas now do the soulful redemption wins that Pogi did in the past 2 wins?
STOP THE COUNT!
>>142731257Pogi looks like he's going to vomit what are you talking about
How does pogacar fall asleep at night with all this doping?
Perfect leadout for the KOM jonas
>>142731197big if true
>>142731164semen demon, she would make millions if she whored herself out on OF
WE THE BEST
sorry but i dont beleive jonas can take any time out of pog
>>142731197haha
remco atleast looks tired
>>142731197:^]
>>142731301With the fan on medium
Kwabendish status?
>>142731197Just really makes you think
Remking is the only clean rider
why is Pogi so much better in the heat?
>First Pogi>Second Spain>Third Argentinawe will feast tonight.
>>142730875Well not back and forth but pure kino was 2011 when they couldn't drop Voeckler until last stages, Schleck attack with like 80km to go etc. proper racing
>>142731197what the fucking fuck additional coolant for the cycling news servers!
Remco solidifies his 2024 Tour de France victory today>3 minutes behindPASNORMAL
LANDISMO ALIVE AND WELLVUELTA 2024
This must be a higher W/kg performance than yesterday.Today was really thermonuclear.
>>142731257COPE N SEETHE
GOD BLESS LANDISMO
GRANDE MIKELE
>>142731197Remco faster than Pantani
/ELITE/
>>142731197>LANDA is as fast as PANTANI
Cav gonna be an hour plus right?
I don't even care anymore, I just enjoy the Dane suffering
I hope Cavendish OTLs
OFFICIAL Tour de France 2024 Podium>EVENEPOEL>LANDA>/ELITE/how soulful is that
>we expected to lose at least 2 minutes today, so it was a good day today for us
Diesel pulling into the station
Why is Jonas not cooling down with the bros???
HOLY DIESEL
>>142731433Inshallah
Landa is absolutely insane.
Diesel 5th lmao
Why would you sit in a grandstand after the finish?
>>142731197Just say no to drugs
Is this the most glowing performance of all time?
>>142731197EPIC
Last digits are OTL
>>142731458too afraid of the awkward conversation
>>142731458not in any jersey so doesn't need to go through the motions
Look at those times
Only losing 1 minute is a good result for Vingegaard, he'll strike back in the final days when Pogacar is cooked
>>142731372good guys win weekend
>>142731197>>142731421>>142731433Cav will beat that Italian cheat. Saved their legs for the last climb
It's interesting that Pogacar is now seen as more clean because he also wins one-day races.
>>142731458gotta phone mommy and the kids
>>142731402>Poormania
When they erase pogacar from the records will all his wins go to the 2nd place?
>>142731492he is in polka dot retard
>>142731197>45'55 Armstrong (2002)>45'31 Armstrong-Basso (2004)
7W/kg + performance for 40 minutesEPICCCCCCCCC
Will KWABvendish make it?!
>>142731197Kek
>>142731481That was alien Jonas at the TT last year
>>142731492makes sense because its only on loan i forgot about that
>>142731508you know the final TT takes place in Pogi's home where he's ridden a million times? It will be like a sunday warm up ride for him
>>142731313>>142731164hot female athletes that don't lead in their sport are being repressed from getting the compensatory attention they deserve in OF form. down with puck repression.
>>142731532idiot
>>142731524no, he's just holding it for Pogi, he doesn't need to do interviews and podium as a jersey wearer
Someone remind me what's the point of flat stages
>>142731524no he's not
>>142731197i have no mouth and i must squeak
>almost 4 minutes faster than Pantanisee you berts at San Sebastian and OLim not gonna be part of this cheating clowncircus no more
>>142731551unironically no it's over
top 10
POGACAR now leads VINGEGAARD 3:1 on pas normal performances>2023 ITTvs>2020 Planche>Today>YesterdayI am running out of squeakers to post
nice now im hard
>>142731583based boycutter
>>142731371sauna training
>>142731583bet you cheered for that dopage TT last yeargood riddance
>>142731576too much
>>142731576making easy money for your holydays betting on philipsen
>>142731537Webm of the ass kick if you please?
The most KWAB radio message of all time
>>142731597>2020 Plancheit was actually very normal compared to recent watts
>>142731575>>142731577tourist out
>>142731590Based Landa
>>142731576you have an excuse to take extensive naps
>>142731520No, because the second place will be erased as well..
Group Canvendish is 39 minutes behind but they caught 10 more sprinters and now are up to 25 riders
>>142731621>UAE has better doping than we do
they ain't making 53 minutes
Pogi simply responds better to CO
>>1427315972020 Planche was completely normal
>>142731621this is so embarrassing
>>142731639oh you're leaving? bye
>>142731636true
2nd day without Ayuso, 2nd day UAE tactics are perfect
>>142731621
>Anybody seen Pogi?>Anybody know, why Pogi did Johnny Vingo?
>>142731621joever
ARD not squeaking about this while still calling Rasmussen vs. Contador ridiculous. the hypocrisy.
>>142731657I wish they had camera bikes back there. It would interesting to see
>>142731606today made that TT last year look like your average sunday ride
>4th 10 minutes after 2 weeks
>>142731652Damn so Remco won in his debut?
>>142731621lmao
Mohoric is in Cavs group btw if you picked him
Not picking Pogacaca ever again, didn't now either.
>>142731695ppatt>>142731447
today made Landis a clean rider
>>142731708It's not like he's going to win up la bonette anyway
>>142731689Eurosport promised their motor interviewer would wait for them, i dont know why they dont show us. Would be free money, everyone thats still watching wanna see this
>>142731621'we'll have better gear next year'
THE FISH HAS BEEN FRIED. IT'S OVER FISHCHUDS
>>142731621He can still win later on, right? Got to believe.
fish out of water
Pogi needs one more win to fix his Tour wins average
Good stage, going to watch my girl Blake BLOSSOM for a while
>>142731669What would you think is a better message? "No Jonas you were actually faster today something weird just happened where he came first in spite of that". Very burger mindset to ignore reality and pretend you're the best.
it's still hilarious that jonas looked back to say "please share a turn pulling" so pogi just said "maybe i attack now"
>>142731744please leafschizohave mercy on us
>>142731695Yes, undisputed maillot jaune, Remking
>>142731621>*inhales carbon monoxide*
This is the performance and last years ITT.Nobody could match this, nobody besides Pogacar/Vingegaard themselves.Pantani's record smashed like it means absolutely nothing.They are both better than any GT rider before.
>>142731764don't reply to me ever again, danish fucking SHIT
>>142731566>>142731313>>142731164
>>142731583>Fishboy three minutes faster than Pantani after spending three weeks in ICU a few months agoHard to decide what’s more pas normal desu
He looks dead, it's over
>>142731676they sacrificed him
>>142731687kek this. Florian Naß is always seething about doping yet doesn’t question anything he saw today
>>142731780BASED
Retard teams sleeping on sunscreen as usual no sense for marginal gains
Remember when you kwabs said sub 40 wasn't possible
This is now an OTL waiting room
>>142731780There's that burger mindset of sticking your head in the sand again kek
>>142731589Too bad!>>142731621COULD still do it on the TT last stage, innit.>>142731755>me 30 minutes into my ride
>>142731583See you tomorrow
>>142731801lmao he looks fresh like he just got done with a group ride
>>142731694Martinez lost 9 minutes at the Giro from Pogi, at this rate only Vinge will end with lessMartinez is elite
>>142731782that summer was her prime i feel like her tits are smaller nowadays
>>142731621KEK
maybe visma was telling the truth after all when they said jonas isnt at 100%
>>142731820Cavenshit will get pushed all the way up and nobody will do anything
>14 stagesPretty cool
>>142731834kinda weird that you are gonna see me on a rest day but okay
>last time I checked 3:09>2:00It's fishover
>>142731823DON'T REPLY TO MEi don't want any danish flags replying to me anymore. next time you see an american flag, just ignore it like i ignore your shitty flagFUCK OFF
>>142731820Pure sprinters are the fucking worst desu
>>142731614>asswast there an ass kick?
Pogacar beste man in koers
>>142731621what the fuck
>>142731856jonas is fine, pogi is just better
>>142715486>>142715500You know, maybe
>>142731780TSMT
>>142731864
>>142731590GC
>>142731856He is, pogi was in the wind for 6km. Today was the last stage to gain time, the climb in nice are not steep enough
>>142731857Would be amazing if the gruppetto ends at +55 and cav miraculously makes it in +49
>>142731878One of the fans run behind PoGOD and got asskicked to a halt by another fan. Somewhere around a full km to go, I think. Pogi was already alone.
Jonas is just riding himself into form
As of right now the sprinter group OTLs
>>142731864*farts on your post*
>>142731621I'm a poggi fan boy and I did not see this coming even in my wildest dreams
this is just adding incult to the injury
based ARD exposing Danes
>>142731902Final GC tier gaps and we're only in week 2
Big mig bros?
>German TV has report about danish fansMY DAY IS RUINED!!!!
>>142731909but you told me today was jonas stage?
>>142731864Imagine being this mad about getting called out on some bullshit you posted. What are you going to do, shoot up a mall about it?
>>142731902Late 90‘s/early 00‘ got nothing on this
Reminder that if Froome did this there would be a waterfall of piss.
You know what I liked about that attack? It was instinctual. Jonas showed a hint of weakness by getting out of the saddle for a second then sat back down and looked at Pogi. Pogi smelled blood and we saw the rest.Extremely soulful ride, one that will be remembered for years
>>142731926they'll extend it a second time because of the heat or something
There is NO way Gee will keep Buitrago and Gall (pas normal) behind him. No top 10
>>142731614
>>142731956It was, but they needed to attack at 6km to go, not 12.
>>142731902Remco is the moral winner of this Tour de France
>>142731197How much did pantani's bike weigh?
>>142731964Yates said his attack yesterday was spontaniously called by Pogi as well and not from the team
>>142731977Gee can definitely profit from a breakaway in week 3, and he willthe others will suck wheels in the peleton
>>142731988kek
>beats a Lance record>beats a Pantani recordreminder to all haters that this sport is clean
>>142731937Actual ciclismo fans recognising Jonas died with his boots on today.
the difference in fueling is about 1-2 minutes per 5km. pogi goes from losing 30 seconds to jonas to gaining 1 min. gaining 5 minutes against the old farts is perfectly reasonable given this component alone.
>>142732007How are you doing felix?
Danish whore in her whorehouse on wheels
>>142732009>Total weight was just 6.96kg (15.34lb), including bottle cage and pedals.
>>142731958why do you keep replying? fuck off
>>142731988>imagine being the driver behind being at 110% adrenalien the whole climb because some drunk retard could fall in front of your car
>>142731937maybe they got used to much to Abrahamsen
>>142732038
>>142732022Nah he is also slurping this time. That reminds me, where is Steff Cras???
>>142731964yeah, jonas just looked cooked there for a second
>>142732038Slovenian ubermensch
>>142731937
>>142732038Amazing was lighter bikes and proper nutrition does
>>142730325Fucking hell, actually not that far off
>>142732055I also support Pogi usually but this is a bit too much
>>142732083>Nah he is also slurping this timedude he attacked in the fucking gravel stagehe's going in week 3
>>142731918Looked like the kick in the ass saved him from getting run over by a car
>>142732038Tout à fait normal
good time by the danish despite not drinking water once
holy shit they just disabled the live tracking i guess based Cav is holding onto the car right now
I see a lot seething post made by danes itt. And all I ccan say is HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH SEETHE MORE BITCHES!!!!!!!
>>142732038Landa fucking miles faster than Lance. Very cool
They keep improving year after year.I hope they push it even further with all the gene therapy stuff or whatever they are going through.Pogacar responds to it very well.I want to see them go even faster.
>>142732061Would be fun to see you actually respond. Why are you so mad?
>>142732149the car is gonna OTL
Remco also faster than Pantani, no? If Pog took 3 minutes on Pantani and Remco was 2:51 both him and Jonas also beat Pantani
Pogacar had the second best mountain cyclist pulling him up for a big part of that climb, so under 40 is expected
>>142732157based, fuck 'em and their 2 years of shitposting
>>142732149I would like a camera on this group
>>142732149NETFLIX VULT!
>>142732038I don't save much on 4chan these days but I'll have this.
gotta be honest, /cyc/, if this is the top Jonas level he can have, then he absolutely gave it all todayhe's not soulless, that's for sure
>>142732203kek
It's time to stop fapping to old cyclists. They cannot compare at all to the current gen. Even Remco is faster than Pantani.
>>142732083>CrasJust ahead of Fuglsang, +20:21
>>142731988Now that's what I call SOUL.Cheers la.>>142732038Ngl, that 2015 with 9 riders all at the same time is way more suspicious.>>142732139I mean, sure, but it did kick him in the car's way not away from it.
>>142732250been saying this for years literally
>>142732206I am still waiting for the video of Démare on Cipressa
irr the Cav group can afford to lose 15 minutes on Pogi on the last climb
Reminder that there are like 10 guys in this race that would be 7 times Tour winners if they were born 15-20 years earlierAlso, based /elite/ cam
riders are faster now because they use less paint on the bikessimple as
>>142732038bruh
>>142732157Most seething seems to be done by pogi fans, bizarrely
>>142732057dulči
can someone explain how the mountains classification jersey works, why is jonas wearing it when pogacar is the one that owns the classification? Why don't they just combine the general classification jersey with the mountains one for the person who holds both classifications?
>>142732197Pogi and Remco are generational talents. The only performance we have to question is Jonas'.
>>142732251But still 15th!!!
>>142731590Almeida is Pantani-tier
>>142732318its pretty hard to wear two jerseys at the same time so the guy in 2nd gets to wear it
Remco doing really well.Also glad they put Tom Steels and Bramati in the team car instead of that moron Lodewyck. Good to have a dude with experience
VAM of almost 2000 for 40 minutes, just ecstatic.Feeling a rush of adrenaline just witnessing such a performance.
>>142732284Peak Froome would be Gee tier today
>>142732358but like I said why not just combine them into one jersey, a yellow jersey with red dots on it for example.
>>142732318>yellow jersey with red polka dotsI have been advocating for this for years but the cyclists union won't respond to my emails
>>142732386the jerseys are sponsored by different entities
>>142732367>Feeling a rush of adrenaline just witnessing such a performance.just wait till you see 40 more years of english hurt later
>>142732386Because every jersey is sponsored and needs to be seen
>>142732386>let's make every sponsor mad
>>142732386>>142732396wasn't there something like this in the 70s-80s?
>>142732386sponsors
>>142732318yellow > green > polka dots > whiteyou wear the best jersey you hold, since obviously you can't wear two at the same time runner up wears the jersey when you can'twhen pogi won his two tours he held yellow, polka dot and white jerseys at the same time
>>142732097minimum bike weight is set at 6.8kg since like 2000, so we can rule that one out...
>>142732313probably cooked roglafansthey tend to cheer for anyone against pogla
>>142732360Yeah Bramati did pretty well when he tucked that package of dope away when Remco was in the ravine. Experience like that is worth gold
Polka dots jersey is a meme anyway
80 professional wins at 25 years old
>>142731988>netherlandic dopehead filled with tosterorone muscleing out fedora-wearin tourist crudelely with a karate-croatian kick right at the butt>You are fired!
Landa did Plateau de Beille in 43:38
>>142732038But cyc will continue to watch this farcenon of you can complain anymore if you still watch because this is what the sport is now and has been for a whileEnjoy watching the modern day clean Merckx
>only 21 riders made it inside of 20 minutes to Pogi2 VINGEGAARD Jonas Team Visma | Lease a Bike 150 70 6″1:083 EVENEPOEL Remco Soudal Quick-Step 110 50 4″2:514 LANDA Mikel Soudal Quick-Step 90 40 3:545 ALMEIDA João UAE Team Emirates 70 32 4:436 YATES Adam UAE Team Emirates 55 26 4:567 BUITRAGO Santiago Bahrain - Victorious 45 22 5:088 RODRÍGUEZ Carlos INEOS Grenadiers 40 18 ,,9 CARAPAZ Richard EF Education - EasyPost 35 14 5:4110 GALL Felix Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale Team 30 10 5:5711 JOHANNESSEN Tobias Halland Uno-X Mobility 25 8 6:2712 GEE Derek Israel - Premier Tech 20 6 6:2913 CICCONE Giulio Lidl - Trek 15 4 ,,14 DE PLUS Laurens INEOS Grenadiers 10 2 6:5415 MAS Enric Movistar Team 5 1 7:3516 HINDLEY Jai Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe 8:4417 JORGENSON Matteo Team Visma | Lease a Bike 9:3018 YATES Simon Team Jayco AlUla 10:4219 HEALY Ben EF Education - EasyPost 13:3120 MARTIN Guillaume Cofidis ,,21 VERONA Carlos Lidl - Trek 18:3422 TEJADA Harold Astana Qazaqstan Team 18:57
pogi has no reast not to do the vuelta
>>142732498You forgot your flair
SAY. MY. NAME.
>>142732097the bikes are more aerodynamic. disc brakes are more efficient.more is understood about nutrition and how to best optimize an athlete for the best performance. the riders have better ways to refuel during rides. the jerseys and helmets are lighter and more aerodynamic.
>>142732504wild if you know Tejada is also doped to the gills
>>142732435They had the combination classification but that was a distinct classification and jersey
When is it too much for cyc?I think Pogacar should ride the VueltaHe would probably win it easily
>>142732435there was the combined jersey, but that was a separate thing
>>142732504Now that's time gaps worthy of a queen stage
>>142732554go home. you're druk.
>>142732498You watched that ridiculous TT last year and pretended everything was okay didn't you
>>142732412>>142732430>>142732434>>142732440That makes sense then, thanks for the clarification.
pig will do single handedly this year what pissma did last and you WILL be happy
>>142732509nah, contending three gt's in a row can fuck you up for a longer period of timehe should do olympics + world championships and then chill for the rest of the year
>better fitness>better training>better technology to track fitness and training >better nutrition>better technology there's a reason riders are better nowyou all sound like boomers complaining about the youth talking about rim brakes
Roglic saved himself from being embarrassed once again by crashing out early.Remco would have put at least 1 minute into him.
>>142732554i think pogi will win either a gold at the olympics or the world champsdon't think he'll ride the vuelta though
>>142732616How high is his hematocrit?
Hard to see any outcome apart from many sprinters going home today
>>142732606not to mention the bikes are just more more aero. no cables all over the place. no rim brakes being much less efficient. aero tires. aero carbon wheels, the fucking handlebars are aero. the helmets are aero. the jerseys are more aero. even if it only saves a few watts, on these races it makes a massive difference.
>>142732630I would like the doping test and blood passports for all riders to be made public
>>142732616jelly veins mf'er
>>142732597I haven't watched cycling in years and i don't root for jonas if that's what you're insinuating
nutrition is getting bonkers
>>142732524Le "FUCK ZONE 2" Man
>>142732554I really wish he will ride it
>>142732606>better pharma
So Bruyneel's scoops were true after all
Squillaume 20th. Jordan Jegat whoever that is 30th. That is it for the French
>Daneberts finally going full schizoit was only a matter of time desu
my veloteam exploded
The berts should accept that jonas and pogi are both doped
Imagine the new doping protocols Visma will develop in the winter
Tom Donnenwirth
Martinez and Grégoire +32:04
>>142732616I'm firmly at the stage when I hate his face. Good, good, very well.
>>142732671Then why are you here?
20th isn't a bad result for Bastille Day
What I wonder is how far from critical mass we are, in athletics there are records that have stood for ages and when they get improved it's usually by small increments. (You) wonder how much room for improvement is left in cycling
>>142732767did 2 years ago
>>142732789As far as science can go
>~17min left>still +100 drivers left on the trackuh oh. stinky
>>142732606counterpoint: all that is true for bodybuilding as well, if not way more than it was in 70s. And yet you do not see natties being even remotely close to what Arnold was back then.
>>142732789when we're 70 we'll see seixas jr. jr. do plateau de beille in 20 minutes
I can immediately spot a new friend as soon as doping is brought into discussion
I present to you, the french zone
>>142732734How am i schizo?you goofs throw this word around every time someone tells you the truth
>>142732676Wouldn't it be easier to just have pogacar upload his power data? Of course no power meter is 100% accurate but it could be neat to look at
who cares if they dope everyone dopes so its equal again
>>142732676Pogacar weighs less than 66kg, 64kg max imo.Should definitely be another 7W/kg performance.
>>142732862*the clean zone
>>142732812They will all make it as always
>>142732878>who cares if they dope everyone dopes so its equal againhow do you know schizo?>i just imagine that in my head to cope
>>142732862this is the /clean/ top 12
dad just called me and said that Pogi is a cyborg and a filthy cheater kek
>>142732812If too many fall outside the cut Prudhomme will do that thing where he pretends it doesn't exist
I wonder if one day we will have a stage where literally everyone except the winner is OTL
>>142732865Typical shchizo delusion - he thinks he can see the "truth".
>>142732948>son this pogacar is dirty I tell you>vingego's itt last year? I was cheering for him what do you mean
>>142732783it is unspeakably over for FDJ
>>142732250Because only 5 years ago these records were seen as untouchable and from a different time and now they're dropping like flies and by multiple minutes
>>142732789We're already at diminishing returns territory, any 10W improvement is a lesser percentage of the newer, higher total.Then there's W/kg but you'd think the human limit is approaching too.Maybe we're due one more Usain Bolt type of outlier and then it may be it.
paradigm shift in cyclingyou either train like the best or you are in the mudwe need budget caps
>>142732948Based Danish dad, only supporting filthy cheating cyborgs if they're Danish.
>>142732970It would be funny if someone's ebike went berserk and couldn't stop anymore. Like Froome when he was like "I guess this is now my attack"
>>142732971that cycling is a farce?yes i can in fact see that
>entire uae in before 3rd ineos or 4th lab rat
>>142733022It's pretty funny nobody in the peleton pedals even remotely close to how Froome did in those days.
>>142733022
>>142732980>>142733015in the start yesbut i have convinced him that the entire peloton now a days is as dirty as the 00's
>Landa 10s behind Pantani's record
Even Wout van Kwab in in already. Everyone will make it
>>142732996To me it implies that there is some real medical progress that has been achieved in the last few years.Not speaking of simple EPO stuff or micro usage of it, no some real advanced stuff, next level.Of course only available for people with money and in power.
the climby sprinters are coming in at 44 minutes, van shart, van den berg, le coq, matthews
>he bike fast therefore he dopage
>>142733112Grug will be mad at pogi for ruining his z2 day
>>142733112What is the cut off time?
my boy pog is CLEAN, no doubts
new thread >>142733149new thread >>142733149new thread >>142733149
>>142733131go back to your doped up winter sports fjeldabe
>>142733154This
>>142733107they rehabilitated a dude that was in the ICU for days in a matter of months, even less if you consider he's been training for a good period that same person is also beating doping records right now, supposedly at less than 100%
>>1427331434:30 to go
>>142733107yes but the team that got hold of it went around to all the other riders and informed them about this new drug so they could all do exactly the same thing and so it's still equal(cyc believes this)(i'm a schizo for believing this)
>>142733107they're all on e-bikes
Half-assing it with yesterday's points GC.Got shit to do instead of waiting on PCSman.
