Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 14Pau - Saint-Lary-Soulan Pla d'Adet151.9 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 123:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-13-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-14/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142687592
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VINGEGAARD ATTACK STATUS?
SOON
now Rooijakkers is real pas normal
>>142703984The Visma battle bus is fully operational. He WILL attack on the Tourmalet and he WILL die on the descent
thank god for women's cycling
>>142703968FUCK W*UT
I believe in Neve
I can feel GC crash today ngl
>tune in>french rai is hyping up gaudu...
the men's cycling equivalent of this would be like WVA and MVDP battling it with Pogacar and Vingegaard in the high mountains
>>142704017>get in 1st in the virtual standings>die to freeze the whole race to remain in 1stI mean, it looks like a sound strategy.
>>142704047
>>142703984Idk
CAM ON ELISAAlexis Vuillermoz
EF is the worstentire point of the team is to be in pointless breaks for TV time
>>142704015ewwwwwww never show me that pig ass again
female remcohow come her bertaczek ancestry isn't showing?
>>142704047Famously poor classics rider Tadej PogacarRudy Molard
Bradbury is cute
why are germans so stiff and humorless jesus lighten up a little you gloomy doombots
>>142704090Lamborghini won RvV this year
fk timmyogi gon do
chud
>>142704101whats ur problem now little shitter
>Lotte Kopecky has, as her last name suggests, Czech roots. She owes this to her great-grandfather who moved to Flanders many years ago for love.Dutch and Belgian women love Czechs...
>>142704075>female remcoShe mogs that boy
>>142704016lmao, she just keeps coming back
Zwifters on the rise
>Tête de la Course dominating every race, Women's and Men's eventsWho can stop they/them?
>>142704125how does he mog her ass and she mogs his armtranny body
Realistically what are the chances of Remco winning the Tour?
Rooijakkers is such a fake nameNacer Bouhanni
>Visma dude on Dutch television saying their main objective was to get Vingegaard at the start at all, everything else is bonusStop interviewing these people already!
>Entire race comes down to a MtF sprintWarren Barguil
>>142704144cabeza de carrera
>>14270415350%He either do or he doesn't, simple as.
Belgian flag: flaccidUSA flag: dog bless
>>142704122the interview with the german terminator ds on ef education
big ring cross-chaining fan vs granny gear enjoyer
>>142704157>meanwhile in the control room
>tfw they don't do the full blockhaus anymore
>France 2 UHD> 4k @ 50fps
>>142704197lol
that flag autist
Are there any instances of spectators getting beat up for causing crashes?
>>142704165But so are for Cavendish
>>142704153If you go by the betting odds, between 2-4%, so very unlikely, which I think is fair because he is poised to lose every battle in the mountains
>>142704218MAL
>>142704218Superman did it onceGeoffrey Bouchard
>turn on the women's race>some nasal sounding wimp breathing heavily into a micmistakes were made
this zwifter is pretty good
>>142704201is that just for the olympics?
TOURMALET HYPE
idk how u can watch holes cycling, its like watching retarded kids do sport, im here for the peak performance of human race not kitchen olympics
2020 Zwift Academy winners: Jay Vine and Neve BradburyThat was a particularly outstanding vintage year
>>142704219Not really.If you take Cav's 50% chance to lose and add Remco's 50% chance to win it goes to 100% Cav will not win against Remco. The numbers don't lie.
Kopecky, you freak
1 second difference in the GC lol
>>142704020I wouldn't say it's the "best thing ever" but I would say that due to the geographical variety, all the rest also ends up being very varied and makes it a great place to exploreLike you mentioned towns all looking the same, well nah if you look at towns in the Basque country, Pyrenees (west), Pyrenees (east), Dordogne, Limousin, Aveyron, Languedoc they all look pretty different. Because traditional architecture is based on local material and all these mountain ranges, different soils, climates = different building materials and different needs from cold and snow to hot and dryFood also derives from the environment so specialities in Lozere will be nothing like those of the coasts or those of the fertile lands around Agen etcOne's favorite region is down to what one prefers, and France is extremely diverse as a wholeIt's just that within France, the south-west is itself pretty diverse
>>142704256they cute and their smiles make my tummy feel warm
lamborghini is so weak, she would absolutely get demolished by retired anime
Lamborghini is fucking ded
If you were riding today, would you be riding:>in the breakaway>in the chasing group>front of the peleton>middle of the peleton>back of the peleton>dead last cruising between the cars?
That was kino. Kopecky now down 1" on GC to Borghini going into the final day
Just spent almost 4 hours washing and scrubbing the terrace. Boy is this exhausting, I'm more tired than after 4h of riding. At least I can now listen to the Tour coverage while babysitting (can't watch as the TV is not recommended for babies)
>>142704296Gr. Groenewegen
>>142704296in the voiture balai joining capiot
>>142704296wouldn't have made it past the first stage lad, voiture balai'd on the colle tre faggs
>>142704296I'd be riding Liane Lippert
remco alrewady shirt open its over
>>142704308Saving this to use as desktop wallpaper later.
>>142704296i would be en route to the ER by 16:00
>>142704296in the broom wagon
>>142704296Stopped at the first cafe i see
Zwift won.MyWhoosh, BKool, Rouvy, RGT-Cycling, Fulgaz, Kinomap ... Your boys just took a hell of a beating!
big patje announcement imminent
>>142704326SOVL
My tv broke, can't watch le TourLilian Calmejane
so this is your sign bertrand?
>>142703642Too skinny. The hot runners are usually short distance, maybe a couple middle distance.
>burgers with new retarded gimmicks
>>142704326Luv me mountains, simple as
very disappointing tour after all the indecency this season
top 10
>>142704367Climbers maybe, sprinters on the other hand...
>>142704308Just put a blindfold on the baby innit
Why is Politt pacing?
>>142704405GC
>>142704296I'd attack from the moment the neutralization ends, get into an aero position and just full gas it solo to the finish leaving the peloton in my wake
>>142704411defensive riding lol lmao
>>142704411UAE is pulling for another Vingegaard win
>Vervaeke has covid symptoms>Remco was his roommate
>>142704239Nope it's part of their standard offer now afaik.
>>142704411because Pogi wants to win
>>142704431>I'd attack from the moment the neutralization ends, get into an aero position and just full gas it solo to the finish leaving the peloton in my wake
>>142704441it’s over
Break wins this or nah?
>>142704438Bluff? Visma might be less willing to attack
winnie the pooh visits tourmalet category
>>142704442I'll do a channel refresh, but I doubt that my cable provider has it.
>>142704121>that thinnes of hairBert's haircut in less than 5 years
>>142704429Kinda silly how 1-2 and 3-4 would have Kopecky in the lead but 2-3 has Lamborghini in the leadGuillaume Martin
Tick tock
>>142704461they got very few climbers in the break, so nah
the steer has been neutered again
>>142704461nah
kwab
I discovered some new Fredbait
>>142704442Fucking SFR not getting me 4k.
>>142704490>ynr Wout won double Mont Ventoux stage
me on the right
>>142704490KWABBED by Politt soft pacing no less
>>142704490
>>142704505Silky smooth...Simply magnificent...
Why is UAE going so hard?
>>142704477He was more impressive in 2020 and 2022 desu
thats steep
>>142704513Are you a France 2 commentator? They just reminded everyone the same
>>142704532Wait do you get it online?
>>142704532Nice. Might be because my TV is only 1080p
>>142704533Tire out the competition Florian Senechal
LaKWAB
>>142704533>muh you don't know unless you tryThey will enjoy being spanked by the anchovy
Why is W*UT not in the break? Is fish scared? I thought his kind didn't feel any fear
>Visma dropping left and right
hahaha don't run
he's got donkey sounds now too the absolute madman
>>142704549You can get it through VLC if you have Free.
Vingo set the record this side of Tourmalet in the last Vuelta
>>142704592How, I have free
>>142704543indeed I am. commenting for France 2 from the depths of Siberia
i have to begrudgingly admit that Sean Quinns jersey is kino
>>142704561>the anchovyAre you the youtube schizo? He's the only one I've ever seen called him that
perfect training for grug
>>142704606and has the record on the other side alsotruly the king of Tourmalet
When will Pogi attack?Pierre Latour
>>142704637Quinn with Kubrick stare
why jonas and pog so far back while remco is in 6th
>>142704640He just needs the record on the old west side road (voie Laurent Fignon) but it's not been used since 2010
>>142704616https://assistance.free.fr/articles/99You have the best ISP ever created and you don't even use le multiposte?
>>142704672Pogi has Covid but hasn't told his team
I started watching tour de france first time on like thursday. Where is Pogacar and the Danish? Why are they in the Peloton. Thats 4 minutes behind the leaders. Are they weak and cant handle biking up a mountain?
>Paul LarpeiraWhat does he do
based ebola rider
>>142704706yes to all of them
big traffic jam up the tourmalet. a German camper van blamed for causing it.
>>142704706kek this couldve been a question from me 1 year ago
>>142704706newbert go on youtube and search for "Tour de France for beginners"
>>142704706Commentators aren't willing to address it. Corrupt sport, really.
I cannot be the only person who sees rainbow bands on the arms of Rui COSTA and instinctively and automatically rejects the sight
>>142704706it's called strategy
Campy’s face lol
>>142704759
>>142704698nice, thanks. Was bored of the francetv website
>>142704706Le sanglier était pas frais
>>142704706Well we’re not at finish line yet are we
Our patience is tired with the Irish menace
>>142704756
What happened to Didi? I haven't seen him this year. Did he die?
>Abrahamsen fucking died
schlippen G laché
>G lâché
>>142704706They are washed. Tour is over. GEE has already won.
>>142704789I saw him a few stages ago. He's alive and well
Oo la la these tetons are making me hard
>>142704789we saw him a couple of days ago
>>142704783
>>142704789Got cooked by Uber Eats
>G was positive for covid this morning
>>142704847what's that he's throwing? a garmin?
>>142704857dumb bitches, everytime...
>>142704863looks like a gel or bar to me
>>142704857He didn't even fucking notice when it happened. Boomers and dogs should not be allowed near the road when a race is going on.
>>142704637When did Danes start using two surnames?
Will I receive an apology when Vinge attacks?
>>142704789i've seen him in a background shot, but the motor has never focused on him, but he's there
>>142704706the formula>riders attack at start of the race to make small group>they all ride hard all day to try and win>peloton try to chase them if a leader wants to win the stage otherwise they let them go and the small group wins the stage>this only happens if the riders in the small group lost a lot of time overall in previous stagesEvery stage there is a breakaway because it is their only chances to win. Rarely makes it. But that is cycling racing 101.
>>142704889should i go on vacation to cancun
>>142704855Cav would've tested positive better
>>142704889since always. wdym
>>142704904no, I'll be there soon and I don't want to see anyone from /cyc/'s office thank you
>>142704857For peace since 1916, would cause a riot right now.I see slurp slurping happened today, surprise.
>>142704833god knows we needed this versionsaved to desktop
>>142704698NTA but I tried and before completing the steps it opened France 2 without even asking, I feel spied...captcha XOXO
this moustache epidemic must stop
>>142704919im going in october or novemberso does one pick resorts or gamble with apartments? i dont know shit about cancun
Jonas Vingegaard Hansen
>>142704915Nah we only have one surname, legally.
>>142704936Ahah same, but it's just the first station
>>142704915I thought the double surnames only were a thing in Spanish and Portuguese speaking countries. >>142704904As long as you are ok to be seen as a walking ATM; then yes. We are at the rain season, to your knowledge.
>>142704900cheers Engländer, I guess Im confused cause the peloton is not gaining on them at all, I guess there are still a few climbs where you can gain a lot of time
>>142704857i hate the fucking french 0 map awareness
Whens the attaque?
>>142704889Somewhere in the last 50 to 100 years I think. It's common to take both the father's and mother's name but only the one count as the legal surname.
Boring
>>142704960they got similar system as Iberian naming customs. the only difference is surname changing after marriage I think
>>142704975plat d'adet
forget didi, we have goku watching the tour now
>>142704942No it shall continue
Can someone help me about something to care about at this stage of the race? There are so many different jerseys. Commies say that none of the leading group care about the king of the mountains thing.On the previous 2 days they were going through beautiful French villages every 15 minutes and you got some great info about how old the local cathedral was etc. Basically, who or what should I cheer for? It would be fun if the journeymen leaders win, but that is unlikely? This Sean Quinn guy seems like a total rando. Which is cool
remco looking strong
VGH
>>142704963Not that Anglo, but yes: the peloton is keeping the break at a steady gap and I'd expect the break to be caught later on. A gap of 3'40" can melt away quickly on a climb
>>142705008Just look at the yellow jersey and the danes. The rest doesn't matter
>>142705025up there...somewhere...the gods...
Why is Pollit always smiling?
landismo
>>142705041psychological trick, smiling improves your mood
>>142705008>what should I cheer for?Total Visma death
politt must be thinking fuck you ayuso
NILS THE VIKING
>>142704441remco has been alone since casper pedersen gave up in stage 4
>>142705025
>>142704960where then? in the same area
>>142705041Sponsored by Colgate
>>142705041Colgate sponsorship
>>142704978>>142705002Thank you guys
all smiles
>The climber Nils Politt UAE bloodmoney at work
where is roglik??
>>142705084don't trust his bidons
>>142705091There is like 50 riders in that peloton
Whats with all the moustaches?
>>142705092retired
>>142705092who?
>fog on the descent
yeah someones gonna die in this fog
>>142705110based
>>142705110rolling for vingegaard
>>142705071It usually starts raining in the afternoon so you can enjoy the day, but the dry season goes from January to June more or less
Fugl-o-meter status?
fuglsang wants some screen time
>>142704904Fly to Cancun but don't stay there. Travel around and explore Yucatan instead.
>>142705110Unfortunately, given his luck, it'll be Shart wal Mært
>>142704963none of the riders in the breakaway is a threat for the overall (GC)winning GC isn't about winning every single stage, it's about having the lowest combined time
>>142704963>>142705027Yeah, because they work hard in the breakaway all day, on the last mountain they will not ride as fast as the peloton so if it's arouind 3 minutes going into final climb, it's a lot but almost certainly enough to catch the breakaway
>>142705115Fog has no effect on echolocation
>>142705099>tfw you offers other riders your piss bidons
sleepy Zakarin resting next to a mountain stream.jpg
>>142705058>Human resources software team>Dubai team>silicone manufacturer team> multinational chemicals company team>Israel team> Lidl teamI like Lidl, their products are very affordable. Maybe I ought to cheer for them
attaque GODu
Fraudu wants that Souvenir Jacques Goddet
>>142705119i mean any other places other than cancun that are not tourist traps, but still cool. me and my wife are boomers so no need for night life.
>>142705140Don't forget the state controlled gambling company, insurances, bank
>>142705110Rolling for Gaudu
>>142705140Hello my cousin. Just pay attention to the thread and you will find out who you are supposed to like. Important: you should laugh when Wout van Aert loses and say dopage when a Danish rider does anything
>>142705008Yeah regarding this Quinn guy I don't think anyone's ever heard about him until he won the Burger national champs this year.Lazkano is a hardman I always hope he does well and Gaudu is a meme so it would be funny if he takes something. Cheering for the breakaway leading the stage making it to the finish ahead of the peloton is always a fine call but it seems unlikely today because the GC group is riding at a high pace.
Gaudu is such a shitter. Jesus Christ
>>142705152absolutely mogged, holy shit what an embarrassing display
>GaudaLmfao
lmao
>>142704345I hope Zwift goes bankrupt shittier than Woosh and now its 20 bucks a month for some Sega Dreamcast tier graphics and absolute shit UI/UX
>Gaudu
>>142705122thats the plan, but wife still wants "vacation" and beaches.
>>142705008Every decision in cycling stems from the fact that drag exists, and sitting tucked into a large group means you save lots of energy. So the best riders are protected from the wind the whole stage until the finale in the big group, whereas the small group in front has to expend much more energy to keep the same tempo. So there is always an expectation that the front group will get caught, because the big group is always calculating their effort to catch them in the end. The big group's goal is to get to the finale as easy as possible, the front group's goal is to build up a big enough lead so that their early lead is enough to survive Cycling is basically all about energy conservation and how to best manage your efforts
clockwork
KWAB
>FRAUDUHahahaha BAGUETTE AU FROMMAGE KWAB'D
Abandon Vervaeke
gaudu has 0 acceleration in his legshas this dude even been training
othkar lathkatho
>Ah G plus d'air la montagne
>tfw my nickname is Didi>pretend /cyc/ is cheering for me when they post about him
Fraudu mogged by someone 20kg heavier
Vervaeke ABANDON. Next: Remco Evenepoel?
>fish taking a bottle for sivakovNice guy
based Jonas stealing bidons from the UAE hjælpers on the road
>>142704945depends on what you want. For Cancun, they have a bunch of all-inclusive resorts where you don't have to do shit and leave the place if you don't want to and they have tours (not included) and spas and shit, if you want to be more adventurous and do your stuff then an Airbnb or a simple hotel does the trick
>>142705140It's over for Lidl since Mads P abandon.Visma is a company full of Reddit-users. I've worked with them for a while, even saw Vingegaard there after his win in 2022 at their HQ.
Lazkano is good
>>142705222all indicators point to no kek
>>142705232No
c'est fini
>>142705222>sign big contract>stop training properlyMany such cases. You'd be schocked to know how much champoussin is making
man hit the top already i need to drop a fat log
>>142705219>>142704441C'est finiIf only you knew how RemcOver it is
>>142705230I'm cheering for you
I thought the one who wore the polka dot jersey, were supposed to be the best climber. How come he is so far behind? Has tdf fallen off
>>142705164Oh, you can check other places in Yucatán peninsula like Bacalar, Tulum or Holbox in the coast. Valladolid and Mérida are nice cities for a visit and take tours to cenotes, you know them?
Does Bert prefer the Alps or the Pyrenees?
>>142705140don't forget the recreational vehicle and Al Sa'ud team
>>142705265polka dots have become a meme
Wouldn't it make more sense to have Tourmalet at the end of the stage. Giro also puts climbs like Stelvio at the middle of the stage for some reason.
>>142705269Alps for home bias but Pyrenees stages are usually better
>>142705164Valladolid and Merida are nice. For beaches, Tulum is probably nicer than Cancun, but also has a lot of tourists.
>>142705247the F*CK is going on here
>>142705265Early polka dot jersey is the new TV breakaway
>>142705008Cheer for anyone but the oil money teams
This Lazkanao guy is getting 5800 eurobucks. Good for him.>>142705110lmao lets go>>142705182My brother of the steppe. Dont these people know that it is the Norwegians who are the experts in doping (Ingebrittsens, skiers etc)>>142705242I know someone who works for Visma. Seems like one of the peak soulless corporations
>>142705265You now remember our KING of the mountains, his grace Benoit CosnefROI
>>142705288maybe cycled up and didn't want to stand around on his cleats
are carbon ceramic brakes allowed?
>>142705267>cenotesDON'T LISTEN TO THIS
Welcome to Silent Hill
>>142705288They're both wasted, obviously
>>142705276It's downhill since the late 90s because since the late 90s the "best climber" always wins GC. It became a meme but sovlful breakaway shitter jersey and now it's just nothing
>>142705008To add onto >>142705211, the important stages for the GC are mountain and time trial stages precisely because drafting is less relevant (you're mostly fighting gravity and not drag in the mountains and you can't draft in the time trial).That's when individual strength are most important.
attaque latour on the descent
kino descent holy moly
>>142705267thanks bert, i'll check.wife wants 1 week of beaches and i want my week of looking at old rocks.
i need puck pic
who the fuck build the fucking buildings into the mountain looksl ike shit
>>142705316Rasmussen in the polka dots was my hero as a young lad, even got a polka dot jersey as a kid instead of yellow or green as it was my favoriteit hurts to see it become a nothingburger jersey
>>142705341ridiculous statement
>>142705341it probably looks better in winter
Remco survived the Tourmalet
oh god what are these ugly buildings?
>>142705357For now
>>142705316>am I nothing to you bert?
>>142705358ski hotels
>>142705311? :(>>142705327I visited Chichén Itzá last November and it was LOADED with tourists even if it was at the low season, can’t imagine how many people must be there now in summer.
>>142705316just add more TT km’s you cowards
>>142705358La Mongie, this is where Macron goes skiing
fast
>>142705376he's a GC rider now so it's not like he can compete for it anymore
>>142705008understand that teams will select a designated rider to go for a stage/race win depending on his skill set (ability to sprint or climb) and the terrain of the course. The team will support him like >>142705008 to maximise his chance of winning.
>>142705316I like it when it's someone like carapaz in the vuelta where they win a couple stages the whole farming 4th and 3rd cat climbs is so boring
>>142705358
Action starts when?
>>142705269for living I'm more of an alps guy myself but because I have familyl around Aix les bains, Annecy.For riding most definitely the Pyrénées. I stayed at my friend's place in some little village deep in the mountains on the border of spain. Life felt good there.
>going 94km down narrow winding roads on bikes with extremely thin wheelsthese people are kinda hardcore huh? I went bombed down a hill in central Helsinki on a city bike yesterday and I was a bit scared.>>142705416cheers
Some sweetspot for grug
Huh you only get 20 points from a HC climb now? What is this shit
>>142705422Ski resortSome are fine with cute chalets, some are disgusting
>>142705327>>142705389Besides Chichen Itza, Ek Balam, Coba and Uxmal are great arqueological sites to visit in Yucatan.
Neutralize downhills, t b h
>>142705443Never
The architect should be arrested for crimes against humanity
>>142705443last 300m
>>142705341deranged
>>142705389Cenobites, Bert
>>142705397Yes and also before the 90s you could lose time on non-mountain road stages too. It almost never happens now so the only differences are made in mountain stages
>>142705389we'll go over the christmas then. surely americans wants to be at home then.
>>142705474kino
>>142705443tomorrow
I'm back just in time for slurpage & dopage
>>142705471no, it looks cool
>>142705474perfect location for a LIDL
>>142705471I think thats kino
>>142705471I don't think an architect could do much better if asked to build a megaproject there
>>142705470>>142705473I shall return for the last 300m or never
>>142705481>Tfw Quintana lost the Tour in windy Zeeland echelons
Berts watch out for your bone healthDon't be a wattlet, eat well and do some impact exercises for your bone density
>>142705496I love LIDL so fucking much
>>142705471They are perfect. If you haven't noticed they looks just like mountains.
Lol, how do you get up there and all that stuff?
Bettiol DNF
ABANDON Bettiol
bettiol abandon
was that a fight in the crowd on the left?
>>142705474what do they eat?
>>142705514A mountain shaped prison
are you fucking kidding me
>>142705534they call UberEATS
why are my legs so itchy
>>142705541>>142705524>>142705528>>142705531Smart, eyes on the prize, olympics on his mind
>>142705471Post me 3 ski resort ampartments that don't look like shit. They are all ugly as hell
>>142705446you can look out for all the team tactics going on, and the race will become more interesting to watch. Teams come to the tour to win different competitions or jerseys (the general classification-yellow jersey, mountain classification-polkadot jersey, sprint classification-green jersey and your riders classification-white jersey). Some teams only hunt stage races and will send riders into the breakaway, especially if they lose the chance to win a classification throughout the race. So there are all these different agendas of teams to watch out for
>Dedttiol
>>142705557normally he only peaks once a year so if anything we won't see him again
Glad I didn't pick that shitter. I have 5 other bad picks but that's okay
>>142705556diabetes? liver issues? highly probable given your flag
>>142705569*stage wins
>>142705471Could be worse
>>142705556spiders under your skin, worms under your skin
>>142705556skin worms
>>142705602What about mold under your skin
Vaughters is kind of dissing his own rider wtf.
>>142705587You forgot meth
Hannah Walker look like shit today
>108 kphJesusI once did 80kph on ski and that was more than enough
when is the estimated finish of the race? Do I have time to go out and run intervals for an hour?
>>142705611AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>baking paper sheetsNiggas gonna get cooked!
imagine padding Hannah Walker with paper so she doesn't get cold
>>142705599Would
>>142705625Yes but you're going to miss the best parts by just watching the finish
>>142705514>>142705499>>142705497no greenery, no communal gardens, no trees to provide shade, no plants growing on the facades or the roof tops to provide cooling, no solar panels
>fake eagle sounds
>>142705622I did 80 km/h on a bike and it was absolutely fine. I was scared shitless going 45 km/h on xc skis.
>>142705599thats almost kinda cool
>>142705625Check the time schedulehttps://www.letour.fr/en/stage-14
>>142705613what did he say?
>>142705599That looks very cool
>>142705140Intermarche > l*dl
>>142705650based
Bird category
eagle sound.wav
>>142705599what happens in the nooks and cracks
>*eagle noises*
try 60kmh downhill a root section
>>142705615and opioids
hope the drones don't mess with the birbs
Why don't I live there?
>>142705657That he's not sick, he's been complaining about his legs, and maybe he dropped out because he wants to be ready for the Olympics. This is about Bettiol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5khClAFIo
Geraint THomas was in the tour???? I thought he was left behind
>>142705683>>142705690hivemind.
>>142705683because you need a job
>>142705613hate the guy
>>142705675tramadol is great for endurance athletic activity
>>142705696WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER https://youtube.com/shorts/digUCKigSh4?si=N5OT8RZXANS0-yYP
>>142705471wtf is that abomination
They just had a I thought interesting interview on sporza with the astana team doctor. He says that it's still possibly long term dangerous to sport with symptomless covid, that it's a public secret that some riders are still racing with covid, that they sent Morkov home even though he felt fine but because of the potential long term risk, that covid is present in sport and society again lately but that it's not being treated as seriously as in the original covid tour where they would disinfect everything everywhere to prevent the spread of the virus.He said that some teams test for covid but that some teams (deliberately?) don't test, he also said that the official ASO/UCI line is that it's on the same severity level of things like cold/flu which means that riders are allowed to keep riding after testing positive with no problem. So they are delegating to the teams and their doctors to decide pretty muchAnd there seems to be some division in the peloton between teams that would send covid positives home immediately vs. teams that let their riders continue because that also puts other riders in danger potentiallyFunny situation. I miss when people used to say "these are strange times" to eachother all the time
>>142705707Do you though
>>142705756if they die, they die
VAN GILS wins
>>142705750Your friendly neighborhood eco-mostro
>la strada s'impenna not only that, Giada
>1h to go on a medium-difficulty mountain stage>Gr. Maillot a Pois 11'25grim
Visma ready to pull
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
fuck off matt stephens
wait they already did the Tourmalet and nothing happened? lame
>>142705815the whale killer was smart tho, got a bunch of points and the jersey for the better half of the tour
>>142705844What did you expect?
Why is UAE pulling for Jonas?
>>142705844it's too far to the finish, this was to be expected
>>142705844What you didn't see is all the matches that were burned
>>142705852anything but giro like slurping waiting for the last ascent
2 hours of sweet spot done for grugman
>>142705780i've been studying how not to starve without access to money for 10 years
Lemmen and Benoot dropped, just Wilco and Matteo left
>Vaughters highlighting french loser cuck mentality Based
>>142705863Pollit has been pulling for 1h now
I know MVDP is here for training and lead out Philipsen but I don't like it. TdF is the biggest race and he should aim to be good and win in this race
>>142705882>just attack on first climb with 80km to gobrilliant tactics I'm sure Movistar would hire you
too many blabberers in the commentary box
>>142705900lord knows what he was doing on that gravel stage because realistically that was the one he could've won
mr colgate was a very underrated transfer
>>142705880But no one of the big names was even dropped from the peloton
Thank you Nils
>>142705886Make it an online courseFree of course, earning money from it would expose you as a fraud
>>142705919
>>142705900If not for the sponsors he would be doing MTB in livigno as we speak
>Yikes beHindlel
>>142705913he didn't even try to be honest, the moment he's in a group he does not want to pull anyone to the line so he just chooses to lose instead
>>142705925Would love to work for Pogacar, me
Nils Politt is pure sovl
hindley lachéonley laché
>>142705815can't beat gravity
>>142705932yes to me it seemed like he was in slurpage limbo with the group he was in. Didn't bridge to the front but didn't drop back to the peloton either. They just kinda kept going for no reason except training of course
>>142705937No he's helping a sportwashing blood money dictatorship. The opposite of Sovl.
Red Bull project failing pathetically.Bora was more successful before and had better structure obviously.
>>142705948back in the day he would have bridged that minute like a wild bull and taken the stage solo
>>142705956Who are the United Arabic Emirates murdering
miss Kuss
roglic would not have crashed if he had politt in the team
>>142705923selling motivational tirades was actually my #1 plan
>>142705963Back in the days he would have been in shape. Now he's just building slowly. It's a bit lame to be honest, I just consider him not there and basta
holy shit Mas looks like an absolute ghoul, that dude is dead on his bike
no mas por favor
>>142705956Ok my bad. Nils Politt out, Derek Gee sovl in
fraudulent tour
>Movistar
>>142705900MVDP will not do shit in Paris if theres a heatwave
UAE should stop pulling now
Why is Movistar even allowed in the tourthey're embarrassing
>>142705983>inb4 2nd in the Vuelta
man pinot gained some weight
Visma bluffing
>thanks for pulling for us brost. Grischa
from my point of view this has kind of been a regressional tour for French climbers, Martin may be the only guy in the top 20
>>142706012
I think today will be quite tame but tomorrow a lot of riders and gonna feel the hammer
>>142705683>>142705690makes me want to build a small wooden cabin and spend years handcrafting bespoke mailbombs for my sworn enemies
it's a me mario
>>142706050would
Voeckler with the UAE conspiracy theories
>>142706056brian please restrain yourself
>>142706056That would cost a lot of taxes
jonas has covid
My veloteam is just Pogi and Jasper at this point, everybody else is out
>>142706086no?
>>142706056>>142706085>>142706056>>142706050disclaimer to a potentially unhinged mod: im referring to the adult woman in the center of the image
>>142706056Taxman.jpeg
UAE just cant help themselves pulling Jonas to victory
>>142706086Fun fact, we use masks to stop people from talking to us
>>142706096as long as you paid your taxes you could do anything you want
calm down soler
>only 30km leftThis etape is too short
what is the wind like on Pla d'Adet?
>>142706098>>142706120>>142706085i dont get it
lel Gaudu
>>142706092Mine too but plus Remco. And Gee. And Ciccone. And the others are not actually out but just really shit
kek gaudu was almost gonna get mogged again
GAUDU relegated
>>142706127Having polit pace up tourmalet and soler the some 2nd category climb isn't really infernal pace
WHAT DOES HC STAND FOR?
>that american commentator who calls riders things like "joe-nas"
>>142706151>french rider facing penaltynever gonna happen
>>142706155
>>142706155horse category
>>142706155Hors catégorie (HC) is a French term used in stage bicycle races to designate a climb that is "beyond categorization". The term was originally used for those mountain roads where cars were not expected to be able to pass.
what a fucking moron
>>142706138im sorry but that joke is my fault
>>142703642
>>142706138its better if we dont elaborate
Le Tour the Pogacar
>>142706195fuck i thought this was vollering was about to get my dick out
what is it? spoon feeding day? lurk moar.
>>142706155hors
>>142706166>Today Pog A Car
>>142706195Whats up with her ankles?
>top of mountain>in a ravine
>>142706155Hors categoryHors is french for "whore" or Prostitute back in the day, whore houses wouldn't be allowed in many towns, so they had to put them on the tops of highest mountains to avoid prohibitive taxation and regulation
>>142706203
im scared
>>142706220Reinforced cow ankles for extra watts
>>142706220thicc
>>142706249of what
do we have pics of Pucks ankles?
>>142706178>We wanna be a monument Cant even control a horse
UAE should stop carrying Wisma
>>142706229This makes sense, thanks
>>142706220build to support the watts
tejada waiting for MAL
yup, that wheel ain't round. wouldn't descend with 80 km/h.
Cut the burger's mic, woman's too
>>142706267She has a fappening page.
I know this corner
>>142706263the finish
>>142706188what have you done now bert
is this the descent where richie froome cannonballed into Dan Martin?
>>142706315how do you not know the brian holm saga by now
>>142706315started the whole Brian Holm tax thing
Looks like it's all going to unfold on the pla d'atet
>>142706195cyclistas with booba are underrated, very aero
>>142706315French wikipedia Brian Holm
>>142706325Lazkano should be allowed to slap that rat around a little for this
>>142705683there are no houses in the picture
>OH N-
>>142706195Wish I could get an erection
>all by myself
nice statue of poulidor
>>142706379They live underground, everybody knows that
>>142706338Pog to take at least 20 on Vingo
>>142706333devilish
>>142706404Soigneur, rider and mecanicien all in one
>>142706403do these guys just ride right over giant potholes?I've only had 2 flats in my entire life and only tweaked the rim on a set of wheels once
>>142706404I would never do this. You will lose your fingers.
Vinge desperately trying to get in Pog's wheel lol
german voting who wins the tour
>>142706410Is there any sound?
imagine if poogacunt doesn't win today
they can't be bothered showing primoz
>Who is going to win the tour?
>>142706432his wheel is bent
ciccone 3rd today
is an S t i e r a categorie ?
>>142706444based Germans are Jonasbros afterall
If Pogi doesn't attack at the bottom of the climb, he's not my champion anymore
>>142706444my boy Ein ANDERER gonna kwab the wattlets
>>142706461would be basado
shimano strikes again
this stage has been boring as fuck
>>1427064445% of voters not aware Roglic is no longer in the race or whats going on there
>>142706480average mountain stage
who's the 4th quick stepper still there? toothless hirt?
>>142706465I hate situations like this. sometimes there's this one weirdo cow that just decided to stand right in the middle of the road and you don't know how to go around her. you go in front, she can charge you, you go in the back, she can kick you.
>>142706473Glad to see this young Swedish talent is finally getting recognised.
time for RAMPAS
>>142706480This happens every year. Tomorrow will be bonkers
Why won't Pogi marry his hot gf?
>>1427064875% of voters planning to opi-omi pog, fish and memco
French sports minister Amélie Oudéa-Castéra was swimmin in the Seine today. Covered in sewage.
>>142706403stopped to pay respects to Le Crash du Porte
kwiato satellite rider, rodriguez wins today
>>142706539pogi does not have a hot gf
>>142706539he wants to explore other options first
>>142706332He was accused of and then aquitted for some sexual assault but I never got what it has to do with taxes.
>>142706543Are they doing Triathlon in the Siene?
>>142706543Wasn't Macron supposed to do this?
>>142706511kek yeah had a couple of moments like that this year already. Twice I just went around the cow behind it and once I stood there for a few seconds and the cow just moved on its own
GWAN BEN
Evenepoel and quickstep near the front for some reason
Quickstep gonna hammer it today, is it time for Landismo?
DIDI SPOTTED
Pog desperately trying to get that final bidon, it's fucking overbonk soon
>>142706543based
battle of the shitters
>Dedvid Fraudu
QUICK STEP TRAIN IS ASSEMBLINGMEMCO GOING SUPERTHERMONUCLEAIRE TODAY
>>142706577yeah, I've never attempted to go in front of her. at least she can't see me behind
Who is that child in pink?
im starting to sweat berts
>>142706570They're doing all the swimmin events in there.
>>142706591slow the pace to get off the steep part in one piece
i smell some disaster, fans are behaving like retards and we've yet to see two attacks
>>142706566back when we discussed that the reasoning for acquittal was something along the lines of 'hes well liked in the community and he pays a lot of taxes'
>>142706539>urksa>hotnope
>>142706570They’re trying desperately to get it cleaned up IIRC
>Egone Bernull
>>142706622Fuck off they are not doing the 100m backstroke in a river
>gaudu passed by massive lazkano
Healy not losing any time; might win this one
if benny hill has a minute of the flatter part he might win
BERNAL solid all year long then they send him unexpectedly to the Le Tour and he kwaks.
I kneel my glorious king
HEALY PAS NORMAL
those levers look too skewedhealy DSQ
/elite/ moving up
i just realized i rode up this mountain once and cracked really hard on it
>>142706543>>142706574thought so too. did he chicken out at the last moment?
do they have a lot of HC climbs in Ireland?
/elite/
>>142706444those are just retarded boomers who still watch our state sponsored lügenpresse instead of based Eurosport
>>142706341
Pog on the phone
>>142706622
>>142706693>repressed memories of cracking on rampas
>>142706670Hardly, if you watched his career to date this is possible. Holding full flight GC then maybe looks odd. Losing time to Sivakov though? Normal.
>>142706704Took enough shit i the election. Didn't want to take it from the land itself.
Joãozeit
>>142706452Anon...
>wasting /elite/WTF WHERE IS AYUSOGET ON THE FRONT YOU SHITTER
>>142706715i want sex so bad, bros...
cam on remco
Do they even have mountains in Ireland?
Gaudu looks like BossManJack lol
>horse category>animals on the roadkill kill
>See my fans, see my fans the danish fishfraud gets distanced
Pogi gonna attack 800m from the line as usual
elitebros....not like this
>pogi talking with yeish
>>142706747I don't even think the rat is there, if he can't get anything from the race then no one will
>>142706764>gain 12 seconds
>>142706753Sure and since trees are verboten on the Isles, they look pretty cool
>KeldermanOh, yeah, he's at the race
>>142706747>>142706744berts in full phantom pain mode
>>142706764would be the sensible thing bank on the explosive power and hope you have a minute or more by the TT
Attaque du Yates!
>>142706787>mfw he used to be the Dutch hope after Gesink turned out to be a fraud
ATTAQUE DE ADAM YATES
>Yates attackBased and strategic pilled.
What is Yates doing?
Why the hell wouldn't João be the one attacking
UAE is cooking
Based!
ADAMADAMADAMADAM
lol why is Yatesi attackingman is 7 minutes behind
>UAE with tactics almeida was closer in GC though
>Fraudu
ATTAQUE d'ADAM YEIS
Satellitebros we eating good
>>142706618I thought so as well but supposedly these guys have a huge 330° field of view. But they never reacted to me going around them
>>142706821Going up front so Pogi can launch to him.
how do we fix these attention whore fuckers standing so fucking close on the riders uphill?
>>142706833Satelite
Is he going for the stage with Yates because Pog feel shit or a Pog attack to Yates?
>>142706833Almeida is pure diesel. he can't attack sharply
based Landa saying no to hirtold dog knows the tricks
It's not over Yates !
>>142706859most likely pog attack to yates
Yates want a stage
>>142706852>supposedly these guys have a huge 330° field of viewwhat the fuck. I need to process this and rethink my future strategy
>>142706859pog gonna leapfrog
>>142704688>laurent fignons centreholy BASED. any french bros know what became of this building?
>Gee still therefucking hell those altitude camps last long
When is either of Pogi or Jonas going to go?I'm calling it at 3k
Yates looks fucking highhas he been huffing carbon monoxide?
>>142706886jump into the blind spot if you're skinny
>>142706886Approach from the rear
they are sending yates ahead to take bonifications now that vingegaard is a better sprinter than pogacar
I have seen enough, ROGLIC wins today
>>142706911Rog left him his tapentadol stash
Do you think Jonas is attacking today?
If Pogi does a limp-dicked attack on the last km, I'm switching to team Jonas
>>142706886I know that is the case for horses and well most prey animals innit that's why they have their eyes to the side but cows always struck me as having their eyes too far forward facing for that. I mean look at these guys here no way they could see past their ears kek
Quite impressed by Healy, in my mind he wasn't really a high mountain guy
Benoît HEALÉE is a treasure to this sport
>>142706933he's slowly becoming roglič
oh no...where is roglic?
>>142706930it flattens out pretty soonI'd wait till tomorrow
'ate 10%simple as
>>142706933>switching Don't forget to dilate pogiboi
CAM ON VINGEGAARD STEP IN THEM FOOKIN PEDALS FASTER THAN THE OTHERS, IT AIN'T COMPLICATED SON
imagine thinking it's not gonna be Vingi
Jumbo should just call the bluff
>>142706942Yeah I didn't expect him on a day like today either, nice surprise
why would pog attack i thought hes gonna play passive now
vingegaard doing a great job minimizing time loss. trust the plan
>>142706886same with deer, sheep, most prey animals actuallyanyway after a brief conversation the nice beefy lady made way in the road for me to proceed
Much rather have Healy win than the Arabs.
>>142706942he's 12th on GC
Remco has a cold sore, abandon incoming tomorrow
>>142706852I don't believe this
This is a play to slowly put Yates back into GC. No trust in /elite/
>Téte de la course
group is still way too big
Englands brave Adam Yates vs. the cowardly mick
Attaque du pogacar!
POGI
POGOG
WE ARE POGGING OUT
I hoping for remking kino
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
ATTAQUE
there he goes, wild as fuck again
DROPPED
That's some impressive juice.
POGI POGI POGI POGI
attaque deR E T A R DETARD
nothing is gonna happen
of course he goes
How does Pog always have such a strong kick. It's unnatural. You shouldn't kick like that on such steep roads.
Very defensive tactics here
pogiiiii
REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE REMCO STAYS WITH VINGE
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
are brave matty o'jorgens on the front in the big bumpswish are dear SEPP was here too to BOSS the climb
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
TACTICS
UAE tactical masterclass
ATTAQUE THE POGACAR
TACTICALLY PERFECT
Joining team Jonas status: postponed
fuck
UAE with some nice tactics
Pas normal
ATTAQUE DE POGACAR
>>142706852and the blind area on the back is protected by a shit cannon
Damn that was fast
LET HIM COOK
Healy kwab
>>142707042>How does Pog always have such a strong kick
MOST LOYAL HELPERMOST LOYAL HELPERMOST LOYAL HELPERMEDS COULD NEVER
>>142706997yeah I'm having my doubts as well but I have multiple souces tell me they have a 300-330° fov
>muh UAE tactics APOLOGIZE
Why the fuck is TV2 play stream always a minute behind, danebros????
>>142707002>Chasse patate
CAM ON VINGE
VINGEGAARDSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS
vingo is getting back
that's a neat trick by UAE. not sure if it's going to work though
why does Pog always attack like a fucking mongoloid doing 1000w for 3 seconds instead of like 600w for 15
Well that didn't work
total dane død
I have seen enoughMemco win the the Le Tour
well well well so the smashed up human fish really IS one of the most retarded evens bets in history
>motopacing
>>142707104Well, he's a mongoloid
>Caught back up soloMY CHAMPION
>remcover
Where are memco's balls? Why is he not helping??
nice attack there pog lmao
Remco is finished
how the fuck is he closing the gap
>MEMCO
>UAEit's over Pogbros
vinge will catch him
Its REMCOVER
KWAB REMCO
Cringegaard looks like he's closing the gap again
Eurosport has good commentators but suck at showing relevant info like splits
Yonas picking up?
KAM ON MEMCO SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS
>palitrannies
>California flag
>>142707141fans doing a great job blocking him and the motos though kek
>>142706543Upstream poopers, our response?!
love me some POGI attaque
good remco, don't blow yourself up for tomorrow
>>142707090MAX is behind too its fucking bullshit
UAE fucked up they should have attacked closer to the finish where its flat
damn i missed everything
How is pogacar so powerful?
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
its over, again
Evenepoel 3e beste man in koers michel
You see some really interesting flags in this race
Was that guy holding a gas bottle overhead?
UAE tard tactics
>>142707095>Laterne rouge
pogi is not going to make it
I actually hate the tour crowds
Vinge will win the TDF
NOOOOOOO JONAS WAIT FOR ME
>>142707183He's basque. Leftover supplies from bulding bombs.
>flareniggerbreak his legs
If I were in the crowd I would push the rider off then ride their bike downhill
fishboy coming back
CMON JONAS CLOSE THAT GAP ON THE LAST STEEP PART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait did Jonas lose 6s on that small downhill?
Proper racing this
vinge losing
my boy têtê gonna kwak the poursuivants
absolute apes on the road, that guy with the blue shirt should be killed
>>142707183beer keg obviously
>>142707206
>I CAN'T CLIMB
>>142707211Please use your brain
>>142707204what's stopping the second place team to just do this? Hire a drunken retard to fuck up the yellow shirt
>>142707204youre gonna break your neck riding those manlet bikes
Vingecuck dropping on the hill
pure fuckin soul crowds
>ving catches up>wins the stageevery. fucking. time.
WTF WAS THAT??????
>>142707211Scared of crashing. It's how he ended up being 1m+ behind to start ith.
filthy dopeur
I've seen enough. Pog bonks in the last k
mong crowds
that fuckign retard hit pogi with a chips bag
Did he just get force fed chips
based TDF crowds
>OI POG WANT SOME CHIPSfucking hell
>>142707170Seriously fuck TV2 Play, fucking shit. Has also been behind every euro match. Could see what happened in game threads before stream caught up.
>JONAS OVERDOSED ON CARBON MONOXID ITS JOVER
>the tourists complaining about the crowds
C A M O NP O G I
>>142707256Yes they also minutes behind on the euros
>>142707206back to being shit
23 danish seconds
>pringlesed
>>142707230That shit used to happen in the early days, the fans would push the french riders up the hills lol
so many tourists ITT, don't like it
>>142707248yuck
I'm so tired of these frogs touching and standing so close to the riders they need to be arrested
>>142707260>NOOI MILK IN MY MUSCLES NOOI
this is how I would ride through these basedjack mobs
>>142707255find this retard
No way Pogi will lose 2 minutes in week 3.
Vingegaard will come back on another stage, right?
These barriers always remind me of that Gilbert interview where he said cycling should charge people tickets to see the race.
somebody shoot the crowd goddamn why is there no security keeping these apes under control?
>>142707255me on the right
week 3 sisters ........
>vinge will take yellow
>>142707290>loses 7heh, nothing personel
A decisive win for PogaGOAT
Germanys brave Thaddäus Pogacar
>>142707295tomorrow he takes a minute
>>142707283>these frogsThere are flags from like #0 different countries in the crowds
>>142707249kek
>>142707271Thanks for confirming. At least now I know it's not just my connection.
Doped to the gills
>>142707249N-nooo anon you're a tourist it's sovl reddit says so! It's okay if riders get punched or clipped by BASED SUPERFANS hurrr
>>142707295third week trust the plan
ITS OVERD*NES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>142707309Pogatschar
It's so fucking over
>>142707304(in OOOOO GRAN CAMINO 2025)
IT'S VINGEGOVER.
>climb stages the best sport wise>climb stages the worst crowd wise
Pogi is flying
>>142707309>Thaddius
I FUCKING HATE DÄNEMARK
JONAS CRACKING
COME ON REMKING GET HIM
kek that speed poga going full motopace
>>142707293i demand you post more of that big titted broad from a few threads back
>>142707295probably if Pogi suicides himself with stupid long range attacks. I hope he does his best Jonas wheelsucking in the last stages
DEATH TO DENMARKVIVA PANTANI
V L A BKWAB
TSUUUUUU
Will he do it?!
P O G IOGI
based Pog
>>142707340don't worry the feeling is mutual
vinge win was a fluke
POG POG POG POG
>>142707283>Billy Joel's first tdfYou'll get use to soul eventually
>+39>+bonis>+tipreminder that this was defensive riding
Absolute POGGERS!!!
pas normal
But - the momentum and the psychological victory....
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kirby shut the fuck up you talk utter shit
>40sthat's not normal
>first time i bet on Jonas instead of Pogiyeah im gonna keep doing this to mufa you fishfraud
Jonasbros we are gonna need an emergency meating
We fucking did it jonasbros. Time loss minimized to only 44 seconds. Once we enter the mountains it's over for pogi
stop the count!
And people here thought Pogi was finished baka
>>142707342post the brunette with big booba
>>142706750
PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME
>>142707361Always was
>>142706444>WER GEWINNT DIE TOUR?>WER GEWINNT DIE TOUR?>WER GEWINNT DIE TOUR?>WER GEWINNT DIE TOUR?
FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARKFUCK DENMARK
>>142707283wait until they spill beer and urine over the riders kek
Waar... MEINTJES?
not even prime rasmussen could keep up with this pace
PAS NORMAL
seems like those 500 meters Yates worked where still important in the end because he just kept the gap large enough so Jonas couldnt wheelsuck like usual
>>142707399Based
>>142707363I will never forgive Skoda for what the did to the maillot vert desu. DESU!
>>142707396KUSS WHERE ARE YOUTHE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARES
>>142707386They expected to lose more time bert. Defenetely a win
Det' slut
Roglic would have finished behind Remco easily.
I'm sure his antics at Strade will take their toll in week 3
>>142707414
PAS NORMAL ride from remco desu
vingegaard rekende zich rijk maar nooit het vel van de beer verkopen voor hij geschoten is michel
another stage survived REMKINGS
Pogichud not even sweating lmao. Utterly doped
>>142707427I'm sorry, but the I still see the Beech tree's reflection in the blue water. We go again
>Geepas normal
i will not be watching anymore of this dogshitthank god there is footy tomorrow
tomorrow we'll see if vinge can come back if he doesn't get like 30 seconds tomorrow it's over
Visma and Jonas should blame Grischa. He tested karma with that radio message.
Yatesi and /elite/, the most loyal domestiques
>>142707386I believe in week 3. Trust the plan.
>>142707456you will not be missed
>>142707248based pali hjaelping are lad
Shwow Almeida
>>142707440Try cheese the danish ?
>no ayuso>win
>>142707445Ciccone exceptional performance
totalSheikhhjælping
>>142707448Are those... sandwiches with nothing but fucking chips on them?Do mutts really?
Losing only 40 seconds is all part of plan, this is a mental victory for VismaWeek 3 is when we eat the real pancakes
Waar/Elite /?
>>142707461come on eh jonas you are legend eh keep goingalways thrilling behind the scenes with them
P O GOG
Wow i thought vingego was the robotic automatic rider who was unstoppable. Is he a fraud after all?
>>142707456see you tomorrow
>>142707472kys
>>142707456trash footy who cares about spain or engurland
>>142707456buh bye
>>142707483That's a British thing not a Burger thing
>>142707461>its a jumbo management acts obnoxious and cocky only to get kwabbed editionlove it when that happens, dont even mind vingo but fuck Plugge and his crew
>>142707440This image is inducing Sartrean nausea
>>142707369>some shirtless fat fuck putting a bag of chips in a riders face >le heckin sovl! yeah ok
>>142707496I care about Spain
my doper>your dirty cheating doper
>>142707448NOW WE'RE TALKIN
Pogi matches burnt: 3Jonas matches burnt: 1
>>142707283first tdf?
that lad who threw chips into the doper is my hero
>>142707524your boy looked cooked it’s over 4 minutes tomorrow
I wouldnt wanna be a d*ne right now
>>142707505You'd prefer an AR-15 probably?
Jonas is the real winner
Classic
>>142707456See you tomorrow
>>142707500o rly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sckyo3-f2D8
That was a massive dick.
>>142707528heh...not even two minutes down? the plan was to ship at least five by this stage...
don't know about week 3 but you can't say the vingo is somehow conserving energy anymore
vinge can make up 2 minutes come on
Uhmmmm Pogibros it's less than 2mins it's over
>>142707489Kek on point
>>142707483Crisp sandwich is a British delicacy
>>142707445GC
>>142707528it's not over till it's overpogi lost 8 minutes on a stage last year
Derek Gee in 9th place. Is that not insane?
In retrospect, the only time Vingegaard was able to beat Pogacar is when Pogacar bonked hard on that sprint stage. Maybe people were a bit too quick to upgrade vingegaard to favourite
>I'm happy I lost 40 seconds, all according to keikaku
>>142707489Do you have the screen where they said polit pulling was good for jonas?
post the chip incident
It turns out smashing your ribs/lungs at 30mph and spending weeks in hospital is not conducive to athletic pursuits shocker.
>>142707528should have followed my heart and taken landismo instead of the russian DNF
Lmao, Remco looks so done.He is really just a bit improved version of Roglic.Will never win the Tour as long as Pogacar or Vingegaard races there.
>>142707571People on the internet jumping to conclusions based on limited evidence? Who would have thought...
>>142707570It's definitely pretty good for a guy that's not riding for GC
>>142707548Never been to Carl's, I'm sure they have plenty of shitty gimmick burgers. Plain Toast with salted Lays is still very much an Anglo invention
Gotta say this Yates into Pog combo was pretty nice to see
There are 4 domestiques of the three podium guys in the top 10Disgusting, we need more captains insteaf of elite domestiques
My boy Remco will win the Tour one day
>>142707582Neither will anybody else tbf
>>142707567nothing a cheeky little chute could fix
>>142707590Crisp sandwiches are real. I've never heard of putting crisps on toast, though
>>142707597big JAAAAAAA
what did the yates attack achieve?
>>142707600yep, as soon as a TdF video game gets made
>>142707528>No 7 minute buffer for week 3 Jonas forma de bloodwormPogibros it's fucking over
>Jonas wearing the Geschke jersey tomorrowKWAB
spirit broken, tears falling
>>142707610>he doesn't lightly toast his crisp butties
fuck pogacari hope his backwheel implodes when he is doing 100km/h downhill, disguting doping creature
>>142707588>not riding for GC>never attacks>always with the main groupsure
>>142707556tick-tock, week two slowly passing, week three approaching gap should off been norf of 5 mins
>>142707602there will be a year when Pogi doesn't do the Tour because he will race the Vuelta just to win it once to say he did
>>142707624>tfw you're a normal guy but it's a mutant world
>>142707582nobody except pogacar and vingegaard start here with any notion of winning anymore
>>142707597Like really wtf, he didn't go into the reds.
>>142707571half denmark bought JV coin ATH after that stage bookies win again
>>142707600Remco will win the 2024 Tour after these those FILTHY dopeurs get busted
>>142707528And people said Evenepoel is worse than a Rodriguez LOL
>>142707634He will announce his participation at the Vuelta after winning the gold in Paris
>>142707249not the type of bag Pog received this morning
Pogacar (25) now has 13 stage TDF stage wins in his career
now let's check what /cyc/ has to say
>>142707539>hurr durr something something gun Yeah no, how about just not being retarded in front of pro athletes
>>142707624I like him, he rides with spirit should move to a better team
>>142707615triggered pogacar's ultimate attack, warp over to teammate up the roadvingegaard's ultimate, elastic band to pogacar's wheel, was broken.
>>142707650Remco has an ebike and skin dopage, that's even worse
>>142707630>Danish gollum fan
>>142707236not this time
>>142707582
cringegaard really collapsed the last 3kit's over
>>142707630based
Pogi looks like such a down to earth guy answering these questions, love him
>>142707667I kind of like him being on EF. I also liked CORT on EF. He gets a lot of freedom to race as he wants
Reminder that Pyrénées is Pogi territory but Alps are Vinge territory
no one can stop our boy nowcan't find stats, who had the most TdF wins at 25?
>>142707522someone post the puck leaks
>>14270766313 stages in 4 yearshe's only 25cav is 39 and has 35 stages and has been doing it for like 20 years
>>142707615he pulled pog all out for a couple hundred meters when pog still had lots of momentum from his acceleration
>>142707664This is so freaking funny.You can almost see what Remco thinks about all of this.
He looks dead, it's over
>>142707667If he goes to a "better" team he gets Boasson'ed into being a domestiqe and never wins another race.
Limit timeloss tomorrow then another thermonuclear rest day and strike back HARD in the final week. This was always the plan from the start
>>142707701your mom
>>142707461What was the text? Ive been driving all day had to follow on radio must’ve missed it
>>142707695it's fake
>>142707698nobody deserves to ride on EF
>>142707701German commentators said Cav had 15, so it's definitely not Pogi
>>142707695he's always like that, even in his private life. I wish him the best
there is no way he can loses this if he doesnt crack big
That adam stuff was basically useless but people will cream over it.
>>142707664>the Sqeakers, sir
>>142707722Something about how this UAE hard pace is really good for Jonas
>>142706155it's parts where animals like horses are allowed to enter the fray for maximum difficulty
>>142707700true, too many early celebrateurs in 'ere
remco with a good buffer on almeida and C ROD
this sport doesn't seem very exciting they ride up the mountain 1 by 1, is this sport full of shitters?am i supposed to like the yellow shirt guy?my annoying friend that's very annoying likes evennepool so i'm hating that guy by defaultshould i watch tomorrow if i thought today was meh?
>>142707714no he doesn't. he looks great actuallynot even looking very tired
>>142707610Toast bread, I mean
>>142707727overall I mean. Pogi will have 3 if nothing goes wrong
>>142707667EF fits his style good vaughters gives negative shits just don’t make bad jokes about women
Damn that sweet carbon monoxide paid off. Now let's wait for the guesstimated watts
>>142707708If he keeps up this level for the next 10 years he'll add 32 more stages, for a total of 45Merckx and Cav shaking in their boots
>>142707729lost 8 minutes on a stage last yearanything can happen
>>142707753that retard is trolling you, desperately wants attention
give me a break this faggot on eurosport saying pogi was motorpacing
>>142707752No you should never watch this sport again
>>142707768>If he keeps up this level for the next 10 yearsCan he?
jumbo coper live on sporza right now>jonas actually felt really good
>>142707750I just hope he wins the last time trial but the downhill sections will filter that change out
>>142707782>>142707789The fuck is this cope?
>>142707730Yeah but imagine how much the guy in the jumbo tactics van was losing his head over this. They probably mind broke him so he was unable to tell Vingegaard to vamos
Pog got hit with 2 bags today.
>>142707789it's called outrage marketing. you say some absolutely stupid shit that makes people mad and they give you attention and watch your stuff just to complain
>>142707752no pls leave. we don't need even more anglosty
pomes frites for Pogi
>>142707714Moral vcitory for Jonasbros. We burned fewer matches today.
I am excited to see the climbing times and the W/kg estimates.My guess is that Pogacar did 6.85W/kg for the last few km.
>>142707806Probably one yesterday evening. It shouldn't be possible against Jonas
>>142707818Kek what a tard
>>142707818Soulful mid ride snack
>>142707782unlike the froome days I actually find the riding still to be very believable nowadaysguys like pogi and vingegaard stomp on those pedals when they have those massive accelerationsunlike the 130rpm attacks in those days
>>142707730it allowed pogi to pace for just a little bit until he really took off which prevented jonas from wheelsucking like he always doesi expect to see it more now that pogi's win proved it works
>Lafay 0/0 resultsEhhh. Anyway, 27th. Who the FUCK is Fergus BROWNING
>>142707818That surprise chip is why pogi didn't bonk today that man saved his race
>>142707818>>142707825
>>142707825someone put a bullet in that faggot
>>142706155Back in the day only 4 legs had the power to surmount these climbs therefore horse category.
>>142707849is this that same dude that had his ass crack hanging out during yesterday's stage?
>>142707849What is this body type?
>>142707833Ebike vs regular doping
>>142707849Soberest breton
wtf the same dude threw into jonas face
>>142707782
>>142707835I rewatched the stream, checked the race's socials and there's 0 (ZERO) proof LAFAY was actually in the race
>>142707865they're gonna find him and ban him from future races and give him a fine
>>142707839
>>142707818Everytime I go to the Tour I secretly hope for a moron like this to run after the racers or throw anything to them so I can legitimately punch him or throw him off the road
>>142707865How do I send this man some flaming hot cheetos for the next stage?
>>142707863was just thinking whats that flagbased breton keeping ourguy fed
>>142707714he looked ten time worse the whole Giro
Let's be real, at this point even Johnny Glamour would be behind these 3 (because he would lose 4 minutes in the TT)
>>142707862probably, but not like nobody doped in the 2010s
Word on the street this performance was peak sulfur
>>142707870Hmm. Very suspicious. So still no confirmed sightings in 2024
>>142707865Take his hand, like the stoneage arabs do.
OFFICIAL GC /bet/
>>142707887These people never get their comeuppance
>>142707752>should i watch tomorrowNo
>>142707912wasn't he at the dauphiné doing interviews in full kit without even being on the startlist
>>142707916update
>first thought is to check if he passed Memco in generalyeah it's over
>>142707916>>142707932OFFICIAL GC /bet/Attempt number 2
>>142707928this is the post
>>142707887I was hoping someone there in the crowd would rock his shit. He threw shit in Jonas’ face. So fucking gay. Besting people up is usually quite childish but this moron deserves it.
That podium girl really is cute. And she's tall too
>>142707825if the French had any balls they'd throw this dude in prison
Last climb tomorrow
>>142707928Finally, something truly Grugesque in this thread
>>142707825
>>142707918it happens frequently in fact, I have already seen fights among spectators. Remember that people are waiting at least half the day on the same spot, under the sun and often drinking alcohol, some people can be very stupid
>>142707938the face of a man who felt really good today and is saving energy for week 3
>>142707926That was probably AI
Do you guys think Vingegaard was going full gas max effort to the finish? Or could he be holding back knowing that in the pyrenees the differences are in seconds, but in the alps they are in minutes
>>142706886
>>142707707
>>142707898not really
>2 minutes faster than doped up RommingerI CAN NOT TAKE IT ANYMOREWHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP PRETENDINGTHIS IS EVEN MORE OBVIOUS THAN LANCE
>>142707977bro he was cooked he imploded
>>142707849Average French physique. No one they don't win big bike races anymore lmao
Happy
>>142707990Tbf he almost always looks like this but yeah he's cooked
Bora should get Remco and tell Fraudlic he can do the Vuelta, lmao.
>>142707918Years ago some absolute cunt runner got kicked flat by a blue shirted guy, he became a /tdf/ (early /cyc/) hero.
>>142707951post screenshots or webm, i can't watch
>>142707990Grischa said Vinge was feeling good, Pogi was just even better
Okay time to run some intervals gonna do 7minutes at 4:35m/km x 3. Does /cyc/ rate my workout?
>Gall, who finished +1:26, rode first 9.08 km of Pla d'Adet under record time. So, definitely a new record time today. #TDF2024
>>142707980Humans are PATHETIC
>>142708024It's probably z2 for irishbert. Running is good anyway, keep at it
raid the UAE hotel right fucking nowsend in EVERYONE AND EVERYTHINGthis is not fucking normal
>>142707980how do eagles do it
>>142707956Jelle Vanendert won on this once2011 Omega Doped LottoGod only knows what was in their veins that year
Feeling that Vingegaard might go all in tomorrow and totally will risk exploding.
>Visma has a plan for tomorrow, they're going to want to respondTop kek, the plan is to not lose anymore time
HAHAHAHHAA FUCK FISHBOY
>>142708053vingo seizing the initiative could be kino
>>142708040>PauThis is the doping scandal city (Contador, Frank Schleck, Bahrain raids...). There will be a happening
tomorrow is gonna be nothingburger
>d*nes imploding everywhereDelicious
>>142707977>Do you guys think Vingegaard was going full gas max effort to the finish?ye you don't lose this much time on purpose. He didn't go full gas when Pogi attacked but kept his own pace which is smart but there is no way he held back on the chase.
>>142707747Little one chuted.
>>142708014
Give me a new thread for the skors.
What in the FUCK are these names. Val'o. Did a dead pixel slip in there or something?
>>142707708well, cav only rode 25% of the stages for all these years, so he did that on himself
>>142708086Kek
>>142707959>>142707865>>142707849>>142707825>>142707818This guy gets away with it and people running 5 metres to the side of the riders in the safest manner possible get tackled by self important, tough guys who think they're heroes. It also annoys me that he's a fat bastard with a stupid look on his face.
>>142708014ppatt, we've discussed this years ago >>133286464
THE FISH HAS BEEN GUTTED. A GIRO IN THE LEGS IS NOTHING WBEN YOU HAVE SOVL. DANES WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS.
>>142708114>mfw bert doesn't rate Pepe ALBRECHT
I really hope jonas doesn't completely crack and we actually get an interesting tdfEven though pogi will probably win
>>142708109new thread >>142708123new thread >>142708123new thread >>142708123
>>142708053Nah, I think they'll wait until the third week
>>142708149I hope he cracks really hard and all his dutch overlords have to give cope interviews every day
>>142708093very nice, thanks
>>142708164common based belgium poster
>>142707861Island Celt
>>142707624>Stage lost>Bettiol abbandon>Another mountain stage tomorrowterrible day
>>142708045ketones and carbon monoxyde
>>142707818>>142707825He didn't want pogi to underfuel like that stage the other day.
>>142707825he doesnt discriminate atleast
