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Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 15
Loudenvielle - Plateau de Beille
197.7 km

Startlist:
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GC after stage 14:
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>>142708123
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anime
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Jonas status?
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>>142708148
is kill
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POGI
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>>142708148
det slut
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thread edition
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First for pogi
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Well we know that Pogi always has at least one bad stage where he makes a big loss, so thats why he is riding so aggressively to account for that. Vinge on the other hand recovers better and there are still many, many hard stages to go. Buying more cheap VING stock as we speak.
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>pogacar is finished vingegaard will destroy him come mountain stages
>vingegaard is finished he got absolutely destroyed pogacar will win by a landslide
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Now that le Tour is won, Pogi should focus on la Vuelta
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please someone, anyone
nuke slovenia
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>>142708141
Is Jan Fattyneck a big talent?
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>>142708165
Huge day for Clean Cycling
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I don't watch this sport, but our guy doing great made me intruge. My question is how many days left till the end?
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>>142708195
kek
should be adjusted to red all around though
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>>142708199
you're saving our honor
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>>142708148
lots of unburnt matches
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>>142708181
>Pogi always has at least one bad stage
Yeah that was stage 11
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>>142708194
He's from Roman Kreuziger Cycling Academy and they have all been VERY sulphurous this season
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lets go pogi score some facking goals!!!

even asian girls hate the gollum fishcucks
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r-remco...
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where is wout van art? why hasnt he helped jonas vinegard like did the last years in the mountains?
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>>142708168
based aerith bro, i masturbated to her yesterday
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Jonas in polka dots tomorrow will invoke the spirit of Rasmussen
t-there is hope yet
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>>142708173
How do people like this have no fucking shame to at least not look like their worst possible selfs. Pick up your shorts, put on a shirt, dont have a dopey face on etc
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Pantanesque performance rumor says
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Spanish Police wouldn't let fans transgress like this just saying
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>>142708252
because he is French
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>>142708251
Kino
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>>142708246
he's crippled
only doing it for the sponsors
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ketones + carbon monoxyde
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>>142708266
Mate your country is primarily known for obesity
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LAFAY in the flash
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>>142708287
eu is catching up
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>>142708278
Can I swap ketones for ketamine ?
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>>142708257
lmao
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>>142708173
this dude's entire ass it out
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Can someone explain to me where Pogi is supposed to lose 2 minutes to Jonas?
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>>142708297
Correct but an American calling out Europeans for looking unhealthy is still comparable to a Pygmee calling out a Japanese for being short
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>>142708148
Deflated, just like his lung
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>>142708328
At the passos
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>>142708328
Monaco - Nice (ITT)
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>>142708328
tomorrow or something
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>>142708297
Gap went up again after brexit. Bongs are the fattest in europe by a good margin.
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>>142708328
if you don't believe Pog will crack brutale then you don't believe in anything
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Fish's journey ends,
Matches safe, waters whisper,
Stars above, serene.
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from yesterday's stage
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Jonas wins tomorrow and gains 3 minutes. Pogacar has used to much energy, and he's weak mind when he gets dropped he will lose like 5 minutes. He doesn't have the mental fortitude like jonas to follow and limit his losses

Trust the process
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>>142708340
Pogacar will have a 6 minutes advantage by that stage
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Jonas needs to attack on Bonette far from the finish if he wants any hope of winning this shit
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P A S N O R M A L
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Grischa Niermann admits he has no hope left for Jonas. Pogi too strong.
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>>142708389
just fucking end my misery
cleanest era of the sport btw
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>>142708389
Nicht normal.
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>>142708401
>tf
>tp
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>>142708389
ARREST EVERYONE
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>>142708389
the mountains were steeper back in the day
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>>142708401
did amrstrong huff carbon monoxide? no.
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>>142708389
Gravity is getting weaker
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>>142708389
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>>142708328
didn't he lose 7 minutes in two stages last year
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>>142708401
just stop watching and stop your pathetic whining already
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>>142708389
based but that means the entire peloton went faster than this innit
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>>142708428
no, but his blood was like jelly
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>>142708389
DOPAGE EXPOSED
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>>142708461
Only because he was ill
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>>142708401
and Jonas' 8w/kg TT last year was clean?
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>>142708389
Probably one of Pogacar's best performances ever. Jonas-Remco gap was almost as big as Pogi-Jonas gap, and Jonas was completely cooked. I don't think it's completely over for Jonas because this was likely an over-performance, but it's gonna be hard to make up 2 minutes when all we've seen Jonas do is catch up to Pogi rather than exceed him. That's my 2 cents anyways.
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gonna need covid to do something really funny
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>>142708389
clean riders like lance cant catch a break
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>>142708128
very cute with his hair sticking out of the helmet
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>>142708389
It's clearly the advantage of riding hookless® tubeless™ hydraulic disc brake© bikes
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>>142708481
lol no
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>>142708389
>Derek GEE would be a TdF champion in 2001
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>>142708389
Should give Lance his tours back it they are accepting this clown show.
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>>142708505
I doubt it. He was only about 3 years old then.
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>>142708481
You can squeak about both you know
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>>142708523
kek
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vingegaard going to sit in the garage with the engine running tonight
CO therapy innit
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Why isn't Skjelmose here? Worst place he'd finish GC is 8th
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>>142708389
how do you say PAS NORMAL in your language?
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>>142708377
how did anyone notice that with how cute abrahamsen is switching his BIDONS
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>>142708148
Who
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>Slav wins
>Anglos and Germanoids meltdown
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>>142708389
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>>142708389
Imagine how good Pogi would be if he doped. Sub 20 min at least
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>>142708389
The human body can do no better than 28:00 sauber
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>>142708389
>2024: 151.9 km, 4:01:51
>2001: 194 km, 5:44:22
>1993: 230 km, 7:21:01
just saying
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>>142708546
untrue I am currently NOT melting down
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>>142708565
>>142708554
Kwab
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>>142708212
I want jonas to win and I aspire to this level of cope/optimism.
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remco was pretty good stayed with jonas for a long time and only lost 25 in the end
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>>142708569
What matters is the intensity of the stage. They paced Tourmalet and Ancizan quick today
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>he bike fast therefore he dopage
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>>142708389
this is just a result of no paint on the bikes
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>>142708523
Lance already won life he doesn't need his tours. Dude lives in Aspen, rides his bike and bangs a smoking hot snowbunny while occasionally shit talking on his podcast
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>bro vingo is finished he'll never pull back 2 minutes
>meanwhile vingos matchbox
have a little faith you mongrels
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>>142708626
trip on lewis armstrong
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>>142708634
lance was an early investor in uber, he made 50 million dollars just from that
even without his tour money and sponsors, he still would have made it rich
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>>142708589
Pogi
>12 days in yellow
>2 stage wins
>= 14 matches burned
Jonas
>1 stage win
>= 1 match burned

It's simple math. I am not worried.
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what's with the burned matches copium?
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>>142708569
2001 was insane
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>>142708646
meant lance armstrong
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>>142708389
He just wanted it more today
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I can't wait for the seething when Jonas pulls out a TT MONUMENTAL and steals yellow on the final day
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i wonder when pisma will use their one and only bloodbag
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one last shot of hopium...... Jonas in polka dots will rise again, this was just a small set back
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Grischa Niermann, Sports Director at Team Visma | Lease a Bike, after today's stage. He acknowledges that Pogacar's time in the bank was more than the team had hoped for.

"Of course we had hoped that Jonas could keep up with Pogacar, but he was too strong today and we have to accept that."

What did Jonas say during the stage? Did he feel bad?

"Jonas didn't have a bad day - Jonas had a good day. We have to accept that Pogacar was stronger. Jonas drove Remco Evenepoel off his wheel. That doesn't happen often. Pogacar was just the strongest. Chapeau to him. He won the stage and took some time. It's not good for us and we don't like it, but we have to accept it."

"There are still seven days left. We'll keep fighting and make a plan to take the time back. If someone is stronger and puts you on top, in the end there's not much you can do."

How do you feel about being two minutes behind at this point?

"It's not ideal when you want to win the Tour. Especially when it's a gap to a guy who has shown until now that he is absolutely the strongest. Again... We can do something about what Jonas is doing. Jonas had a good day and he performed well, but we have to accept that Tadej was stronger."
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now imagine if jonas had kuss to close the gap for him hmm
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>>142708812
nothing could have closed down Pogi today
his performance was out of this world and not normal
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>>142708742
Pogi will be up 5 minutes by that point
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Pogi & Vingegaard have now 1-2'd 9 stages, tied with Leducq and Pélissier in 1st all time.
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>>142708663
UCI wouldn't even allow this today
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Tomorrow I expect a French win. Surely FDJ have it in them
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You out of touch faggots were screeching about Cringegard taking minutes out of Pogi on the climb today

Lmao you fucking delusional turds

Fishface is a washed up nigger with a punctured lung who only won the tour on the strength of his team and an isolated sick Pogi without help.

You're fucking over. Dane shitters can go back to being irrelevant again.
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>Remco Evenepoel: "Today I showed that I am reasonably at Vingegaard's level. He beat me, but tomorrow I might beat him."
Based based based
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Word on the street is Visma has ordered raid on UAE team bus
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>>142707956
Doesn't look that bad. I could do it IF it wasn't my rest day tomorrow.
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I just checked

Pogi will be the youngest three-time winner. Merckx was 26 years old, the others were all older. Pogi can be alone at the top of the winner's list after the end of his career

I hope everything goes well
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They're saying that Visma has bribed local authorities for a post race raid
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>>142708793
>drove Remco off his wheel
>this doesnt happen often
It happened every single mountain stage this tour didnt it
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Pogi: I can see your ass.
Remco: I wish I could see your ass more, not from such a long distance.

https://x.com/LeTour/status/1812150715176898741
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>>142708879
This insane cope
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>>142708864
Kartoffel tourist please, go cringe somewhere else.
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>>142708908
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>>142708482
Lmao not completely over

He's two fucking minutes down and counting, Pogi and team are in shape and Shizzma look like jizz

Only retard Danes would think it's not over
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Remco should show up with this kind of shape in the giro next year. Giro + vuelta + WC + 2 monuments is already a top top career
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>>142708879
Visma level cope
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>>142708902
He will be up there with Lance
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>>142708879
Remco is always so confident. Before the race I expected him to crack at some point and finish below Roglic and Rodriguez. Still lots of time to crack but he looks good so far.
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>>142708834
sure but there were times in the beginning were it seemed the gap is getting smaller maybe kussen could've activated his ebike
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>>142708927
It's OVER for Fishcunt, now go fuck your ugly chink sister you yellow puddle of immigrant piss.
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>>142708173
>https://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur-route/Actualites/Un-spectateur-a-jete-un-paquet-de-chips-au-visage-de-tadej-pogacar-dans-le-final-de-la-14e-etape-du-tour-de-france/1482296
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>>142708879
with Roglic gone Remking must feel amazing
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>>142708935
You never know what Plugge has up his sleeve
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Imagine tdf season without flag-obsessed tourists
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>>142708975
I can smell his bad breath from here. Those fucking teeth. Ew. No wonder he married a land whale.
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>>142708482
You don't have cents yuro larper
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>>142708978
/tdf/ is always pretty bad. /cyc/ is at its best when riders like Jens ADAMS and Laurens SWEECK battle each other for the prestigious X2O Trofee
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>>142708975
>Teeth yellower than the shirt
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>>142708978
>Dane tourist calling others tourist

That's rich.
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>>142709021
Thats normal
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>>142708389
Why is WADA not doing something?
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>>142708957
Kek, seething Kartoffel tourist
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>>142708975
piss colored helmet
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>>142709064
The story of you finger banging your sister is literally your Kryptonite. You're so fucking sad. Yellow nigger. Are you still unemployed in Bavaria?
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Home again
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>>142709050
Too busy catching the real bad guys like Andrea Piccolo and my man Miguel Angel Lopez
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All UAE needed was to get rid of Ajewso
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>>142709095
Welcome brother, where are you this year ?
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remco will drop the dane tomorrow
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>>142709050
Too busy hunting clean good guys who dindu nuffin. Free Michel btw
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ROGLIC would have dropped Fishboy today but instead he dropped himself two days ago
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So where does tadej rank on the GOAT list? He is top 5 for sure. Is he already 2nd?
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>>142709173
#2
reminder that Wout is #5
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>>142709173
Not even Top 10
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>>142708257
guy in the green shirt was winning the point classification and some jerk pushed him off the bike?
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>>142709116
Le Nord (Escalles) visiting family for a small week, no real france vacation this year unfortunately.
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>LR thinks Pogacar loses 2 minutes tomorrow
Lmao
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>>142709282
I did my schadenfreude guilty pleasure and listened to it too. To be fair he was clearly not serious
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>>142709173
If he can win his 3rd Tour he will enter the top 10 of all time
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>>142709083
Not sure what other schizo fantasies you still have, but to answer your question.
Ofc I am still a NEET on welfare, making cagies mad on road while I am doing my regular cycling sessions and following the big races.
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>>142708389
>>142708663
Livingston and Ullrich blew up the race on Peyresourde and they hit Pla d'Adet with four riders alone; Armstrong, Beloki, Ullrich and Livingston. It is so fucking disingenuous to compare what happened then with today without any context.
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rumor going around the peloton vingegaard was saving fuel for tomorrow
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>>142709342
if you dont put money on vingo winning tomorrows stage you are huffing CO in unsafe quantities
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>>142708389
qrd? If you compare the alpine skiing - super-g from year 2000 with 2023 you get even crazier numbers.

it took 100 seconds for Hermann Meier to descend Bormio 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPyMVgGy7aY

it took Odermatt 87 seconds in 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnBNTBkmbI

that's 13% improvement.

Pogacars improvement is less than 8%, totally reasonable
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>>142709340
We both know they're not generating tweeter engagement with honest analysis.
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>>142709173
Number one. Those old schmucks in the 80s and before were all amateurs drinking and smoking on their way up the climbs at a leisurely pace.
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>>142709235
Name 10 better
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>>142709340
I just be squeaker
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>>142708536
He's doing vuelta.
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most trusted hjaelpers
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>>142708663
they didn't even drink and eat to refill your energy the same way the athletes do today. Pogacar is twice the man Armstrong ever was
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>>142709402
Politt carries UAE on his broad shoulders
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrPMUcEHsRY
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>>142709393
It's not so difficult

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rankings/me/all-time

However, at this rate Pogi will end in the top 5 at the end of his career... which is amazing enougj
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when we get to the +40 min climbs pog is toast
trust the plan fish frens
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>>142708663
ahh yup now thats a stage
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>>142709427
>Fignon laughing at this
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>>142708793
if riding remco off your wheel in the steep mountains is an achievement to them then it's unironically over
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>>142709393
MERCKX, HINAULT, VALVERDE, ANQUETIL, COPPI e BARTALLI, MOREIRA, CONTADOR, MOSER, INDURAIN, KELLY
Come one bert, the kids has tree grand tours and a few monuments, half of them asterixed
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>6.7 w/kg for 25 minutes
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>>142709504
>MOREIRA

literally who
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>>142709530
Diego Manuel Jadon da Silva Moreira. He's on loan to Lyon.
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>>142709393
1. Merckx
2. Hinault
3. Coppi
4. Anquetil
5. Bartali
6. Valverde
7. Kelly
8. Armstrong
9. Binda
10. Contador
11. Van Looij
12. Indurain
13. Gimondi
14. Moser
15. Pogacar
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>>142709550
Pogi will be above Van Looy before the Tour is over
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>>142709504
>>142709550
Valverde so overrated. Farming Vuelta a Murcias and Fleche Wallones does not put you in the GOAT conversation, no matter how long your career was.
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>>142709504
>multiple non TdF winners
Garbage list
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>>142709440
does anyone actually rate de vlaeminck that high except himself
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One could argue that the great Chris Clive has better palmares
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>>142709564
With his monuments in the bag I already rank him above Contador as well
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Adam Hansen, chairman of the riders' union CPA, has already announced that legal action will be taken: "With great pleasure, even, after what he did to Tadej and Jonas. This is disrespectful and will not be tolerated."
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>>142709550
There is literally no way anyone can seriously rank Valverde above Pogacar. The others are old as fuck so you can say it was a different era and whatever but Valverde's career overlapped with Pogi's.
He never did anything comparable to what Pogi does these days. Pogi literally just won a grand tour with 6 stage wins while holding back considerably.

Maybe I fell for a bait post.
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>>142709586
All 5 monuments dude, three of them multiple times ...
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>>142708793
>Jonas drove Remco Evenepoel off his wheel. That doesn't happen often.
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>>142709602
based
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Riders should only be ranked on how soulful they are. Pog doesn't have much soul, but he does beat Pisces handily.
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Just wanted to let you berts know that I just finished watching the stage and I enjoyed it.

Anyway take care
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>>142709582
https://prestigelisten.dk/rytter/alejandro-valverde

wrong. WC, Vuelta, 4xLiege and podiuming 9 GT, winning 7 WT stage races is alltimer palmares
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berts, what are you thinking about when you ride?
i hope you're not making scenarios in your head how you're racing, winning, dropping frauds, thanking the team in interviews and similar shit, right?
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>>142709602
been a while since I've seen this dude, still doesn't have a cushy job at the UCI after his chicane campaign?
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LE GROS COUP DE TADEJ POGACAR
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>rating pre covid cycling (a joke of a sport)
>at all
ya'll brownberts need jesus
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FRENCH GUARDIA CIVIL ARE KNOCKING ON UAE TEAM BUS AS WE SPEAK
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>>142709671
Don't worry, I already tipped off Matxin and the boys
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>>142709650
I mostly think about how I want the climb to be over because I'm going way too hard again
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>>142709665
Based remco. That whole thing about being secretive about ketones was so retarded. Nutrition is not doping not matter how much boomers don't like progress.
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do you guys really think dudes like Valverde are better all time than pogacar?

I'm a lance fan boy as well but pogacar has already passed him easily. I don't know most of the other names cause I wasn't alive in the 1970s so I won't comment. I don't care about pro cycling stats
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>>142709690
bussin
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>>142709691
Recency bias
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>>142709671
Problem?
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>>142709636
Nibali's palmares is at the same level and yet is rarely mentioned in this conversation. For all his longevity and total amount of wins, Valverde has very few top tier results, imo.
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>>142709691
Lance won 7 Tours, Pogi still has to win a few ore big races to match that
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>>142709706
We all know tadej would dab on the boomers if he was racing against them
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>>142709691
>I don't know anything but I'll still share my uninformed makebelieve as if it was worth anything
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>>142709691
no, see >>142709659
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>>142709713
Scoreboard
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>>142709720
Pogacar has only been doped for what, 4 5 years? Come back when he can do dopage for 20 years like Valverde
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Why are you all tripping out over Pogi's GOAT status? The guy is 25. Just wait until the end of his career to properly assess.
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>>142709713
Nibali is in the Rominger/Roglic/Jalabert/Cancellara tier
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>>142709736
They were 39 and 20 here
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>>142709747
As is Valverde then
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the time itself is speeding up
thats why the times you see today are smaller then 20 years ago
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>>142709745
This must be an American thing.
I never spoke to anyone in Europe that's so obsessed with stats and rankings.
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>>142709767
No, Valverde is up there with Kelly as an alltimer
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>>142709736
Sure, if cycling were about collecting 2nd and 3rd places Valverde would be the GOAT.
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>>142709778
who would be on 2nd place in that rating?
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We all know who's the real GOAT
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>>142709713
if only nibles didn't lose that LBL to iglinskey
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The GOAT discussion in cycling is retarded anyways. For starters, how do you make any sort of objective distinction between GT's and Classics?
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>>142709736
This was Pogi's first grand tour and he only placed below Valverde because of the water on the team time trial that made his whole team fall.
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>>142709810
The GOAT should excel in both, obviously
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>>142709777
For me, Valverde is in the same tier as Nibali but clearly behind someone like Contador.
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>>142709798
Yep. A win in Liege would have made Nibali's palmares perfect. O well...
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>>142709822
That would exclude someone like Valverde then. Only one GT win is very underwhelming.
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>>142709691
Don't think anyone would put Valverde on the same level as Pogacar. I was always a big fan of Valverde for hia consistency and longevity but Pogacar is simply better. Valverde never won Lombardia or Amstel Gold Race. Pogacar already has those + Vlaanderen

I think Pogacar could end up next to Merckx, but he's a lock for the level below with Hinault, Kelly etc. Valverde is one step below that level
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>>142709791
brave bananito
the first plus sized climber
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No one of these so called "GOATs" even have a Volta win
They are all frauds
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>>142709650
I don't think about anything. This is why I enjoy riding.
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>>142709810
Classics don't count obviously.
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>>142709849
the goat? Cayn Theakston
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w8MPmblH9Xk
They're getting pissed at Chip Bert
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>>142709840
No, Valverde was still a terrific GC rider
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I couldn't care less about who's the goat. I just enjoy watching cyclismo
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>>142709849
Um actually sweaty Remking and Roggod have 4 between them
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When Tadej wins Paris Roubaix he becomes the goat
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>>142709869
he looks like someone I would not associate with so I already dislike him
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>Today was only FIFTH most vert of the Tour
>Still have three hardest stages to go, plus the ITT
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>>142709849
and who has a Volta win? that's right, one certain Colin STÜSSI
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>>142709893
Jonas will be feasting. He was very smart to not use too much energy so far, 2 minutes is nothing
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>>142709910
matches status?
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Nobody will ever eclipse Merckx's status.

The American media loves calling every current superstar the GOAT, but Pogi is miles away.
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>>142709873
Vinokourov tier desu. Not once did Valverde truly compete for the win in the Tour, for example.
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>>142709830
Would be such a well rounded palmares with that unexpected MSR win as the cherry on top
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>>142709921
He is the steph curry or pat mahomes of cycling, the zoomer king
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>>142709921
>farm freewins against smoking alcoholic farmers and plumbers in the early stages of the sport
>eternal goat because nobody can repeat this feat
2 ez
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>>142709915
He's got a whole warehouse full of matches left
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OFFICIAL Stage 15 /bet/

>Vingegaard 4.5
>Pogacar 4.5
>Yatesi 6.5
>Carapaz 8
>Gall 17
>Ciccone 19
>Buitrago 19
>Bardet 23
>Healy 26
>Evenepoel 34
>Poels 34
>Rodriguez Cano 34
>Hindley 34
>Mas Nicolau 34
>Yatesi 41
>Meintjes 41
>Johannessen 41
>Gee 41
>Gaudu 51
>Bernal Gomez 51
...
>Almeida 81
>Martinez 81
>Landa 71
>Aert 126
>Hirt 201
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>>142709873
Oh, how many tour de frances did he win?
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>>142709650
"hmm am I just feeling the road or are my bearings dying my wheel untrue my breaks arubbing?"
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>>142709949
free fucking money lmao
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>>142709938
people still suck Pele's dick in footy despite there being almost no footage of him and half his status is built off beating literal banana farmers
it's just the way it is
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>>142709943
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>>142709874
Take my updoot
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>>142709687
this so much
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>>142709926
Vino was nowhere near as consistent
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>>142710014
I like climbing. Unless it is over 10 percent and then I think "fuck fuck fucj" because then I'm doing 300W at 60 rpm and going into the red
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>>142709938
>early stages of the sport
nigga PLEASE pay attention to the sport
jesus christ
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>>142709650
Depends, sometimes I daydream, sometimes I think about work. Sometimes I don't think at all,which is the best
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>>142709957
"what is that clicking sound?"
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>>142710028
No, but he also rode several years as a hjælper for Ullrich and obviously didn't have Valverde's longevity.
But again, what Valverde lacks as a GT rider are the top tier results. No one is questioning his consistency, but being consistently a step or two below the best GT riders of his time doesn't stregthen the argument for him in the GOAT discussion or whatever.
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Top kek, my 6.85W/kg guess was quite in the right region.

Roglic wouldn't have been able to hold Remco's wheel today.
Never seen him doing 6.5W/kg at high altitude for half an hour.
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>>142710094
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>>142710049
same, I fucking love climbs, but I always do them way harder that I should
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>>142710094
is it just me or is my handlebar not centred
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>>142710049
I love climbing but I just go wait too hard too long because I'm an idiot
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>>142709690
dude looks like a generic train station crack dealer
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Get yourselves some compact cranks. 50/34 11-34 I spin my way up any climb
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>>142710121
kek, every ride
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This guy don’t look right
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>>142710113
I'm guessing you WISH you were only dealing with ticking sounds. Instead you've got a symphony of groans, creaks, grinds, buzzing accompanied by regular intervals of snapping carbon
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There it is
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>>142709690
why rock the dopecut if you dont dope
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>>142710138
don't wanna spin, wanna smash
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>>142710150
He is just super skinny. Hungry skeletons don't tend too look too good.
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>>142710138
Yes well some of us are 83kg plus so need to grind on real rampas (like I said above 10 percent)
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>>142710161
Actually, no, my bike is meticulously maintained nowadays, yet there's sometimes a clicking sound when I score BIG watts coming at the exactly same rotation position. Surely must be the BB.
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>>142710205
I'd be surprised there wasn't some clicking or creaking when pushing big watts
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>>142710205
>Surely must be the BB.
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>>142710205
Dirt on the chainring bolts. You didn't hear it from me.
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Tadej Pogačar: „I get so many messages and see so many posts and comments, that don’t waste energy, don’t waste energy. But I think I will never change. When I feel it I will attack. Today worked, the other day it didn’t. It’s life. I love to race. #TDF2024
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>>142710281
Love pogi, me
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>>142710281
Based retard
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>>142710185
So either pogi will completely destroy jonas in the coming days with his new super power or we will see a pure kino 7 day battle
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Coppi is the second greatest of all time btw
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>>142710281
Based grug 2.0.
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>>142710281
based denier of slurpage
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>>142710281
what do the people in his control room say about this?
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>>142710306
Third. Hinault is second.
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Fucking fell asleep during the Tourmalet ascension and just woke up. Was this stage kino? I'm gonna have to content with the LR recap
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Merckx is Wilt, half his wins are made up by local Belgian media, total fraud. Hinault is the true GOAT because he did it all in the modern peloton before EPO changed the meta
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>>142710205
>meticulously maintained
Every time you post a picture it is in ridiculously derelict shape. It honestly looks like a DUI beater bike that was left in the rain after being cobbled together from stolen parts by drunken hobos
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>>142710357
You can just watch the last 20 minutes on replay. Pretty nice
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>>142710334
They cannot compute
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>>142710357
grim
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>>142710357
watch final climb bottom to top, definitely kino
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>>142710357
Last 10 km are good
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>>142710372
#RealBikes are dirty, no filter here, all you see is real
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>>142710350
Then where is Anquetil?
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i still think visma got a slap on the wrist by wada last year and this is why they suck now
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>When comparing to other top performances this century, Pogačar on Pla d’Adet was slightly more impressive than Contador’s 2009 Verbier
berts......
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>>142710205
Chain rubbing on the front derailleur, at least it's in my case.
I cannot tune it so that I have all sprockets working perfectly.
It's a bit bent/broken. Have tried all parameters.
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>>142710424
Verbier has always been the line in the sand, I don't believe they beat it
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>>142710424
Verbier was 100% ebike
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fish and chips
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>>142710350
Realistically, I agree. Contextually, I think you can easily debate it. Coppi lost 5 years of Grand Tours where he was a top 2 favorite, never cared about the belgian monuments so that's a gap in his palmares and of course the Vuelta was a meme at the time. Bartali would have a much better career without the war as well, tbf.
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>>142710513
Dude is going to get sued for something he has no memory of
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>>142710513
Very, very funny post
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>>142710424
Contador on Verbier was better no matter how much you fiddle with the math
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FISH STATUS = SCALED, GUTTED AND FILLETED
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>>142710681
mhmm gonna eat some salmon tomorrow to remember him
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>>142710513
I hate Fishboy, but I'd never. I don't get these people that will spit, throw piss or do any retarded shit. Just boo them, mang
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imagine being this guy rn
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>>142710645
where the autistic w/kg x time graph?
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>>142710417
5th after Kelly.
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>>142707249
>>142707255
>>142707315
>>142707288

Professional sportsmen are paid for our entertainment. Without spectators they are nothing. The spectators are rightfully entitled to yell monkey noises and throw shit at them. If you don't keep the sport loud and and rude and even dangerous the sport is dead.
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>>142710757
Pictures of him getting beaten yet?
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>>142710757
the sagging pants, the beer belly
he wasn't even conscious when doing this
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>>142710766
Kelly is NOT 4th
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I finally changed the battery on my scale. No wonder the watts were getting higher
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>>142710681
out of the doping pen into the fryer
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>>142710805
O3FC not, he's 2nd. The debate has been settled already.
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>>142710513
Roglic would've somehow chuted or punctured on a crisp.
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>>142710849
Seriously though... what did Moser do??
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Mail call. Also I noticed that this very soi but highly regarded coffee is cyclisme themed
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>>142710304
>Danes STILL posting scenarios where fish cunt yellow piss teeth has a chance

Most pathetic shit since England in football. Only country still talking about him.
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>>142710879
Cheat
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>>142710894
hmmm there's a few Danes I'd like to test this new zero offset seatpost on
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>>142710849
>Contador with 9 GT's not even top 20
Ridiculous ranking that one
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>>142710894
>those beans
Lmao
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>Contador wanted to make a comeback in 2020 for the Giro

He would have won that shit easy.
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>>142710334
you know they're seething but cant say shit since he's the top shit
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>>142710939
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>>142710934
>7*
or do you count l*nces too?
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bonjour cyc
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>>142711005
Danes know which group they will end up in so they are defending their fellow cheats.
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>>142711031
the face of a man who just fucked a fish, nothing better in this world
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>>142710849
Non-monument classics give way too many points on this ranking, I think that is its biggest flaw. A Fleche win giving 22.5 points while a Paris-Roubaix win gives 27.5, a Giro win 40 and a Tour win 50 is crazy. There's no fucking way two Fleche wins are almost worth a Tour.
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>86 BÁRTA Tomáš +13:11
>103 JOHANSEN Julius +22:48
>DNF BABOR Daniel
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>>142710757
is there anything more french than throwing shit at dopeurs
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>>142711105
bloodletting before the volta
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Queen stage tomorrow. Bastille Day. It's going to be straight bussin
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im way more like jonas than pog
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>>142711145
15 squeakers in the break, none of them will see the top 20
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>>142711094
let our excel guy fix it
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>>142711158
As it should
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>>142711105
baborbros...
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>>142711158
as is tradition in the 21st century
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>>142711154
autistic and a milf fetish?
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>>142711197
y-yes
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>>142711205
good
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>>142711154
wrong vpn bro
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>>142711197
Yes
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>>142711194
never seen this kino pic before thank you bert
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>I believed in Mas and Mohoric

Fucking hell...
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>>142711094
Yeah classics I agree should be closer to a tdf stage, monuments make sense imo. But it's not a terrible ranking all in all
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>>142711218
remember when Padraig was liking milf and incest porn on Twitter during a GT stage
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>>142711257
>MARTINEZ Lenny
>2 points
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I believe in Vingegaard
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>>142711285
yes, he's based and I will miss him when he's gone
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>>142711005
Of course. As well as Landis'
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>>142711154
that you Primoz?
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>>142711313
hello dutchdaneschzio fan
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youll never get to put your nostrils between pucks sweet lovely asscheeks and take a big fat sniff

how does that make you feel?
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>>142711419
thankfull
imagine having to smell her tumor filled ass, truly vile
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>>142711419
good
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>>142711419
why would I do that? she's taken it bb in the back from 50 different people, not even counting all the sheiks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spDc2pvbrIQ
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>>142711419
Pretty nice
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Once upon a time, there was a sick and twisted individual named Bert, who had a disturbing obsession with the smell of pucks farts. Every night, Bert would sneak into Puck's bedroom, hiding in the shadows ass he let out foul, putrid gas that made the whole room reek.

Bert would eagerly inhale the toxic fumes, savoring the stench as if it were the most exquisite perfume. He would moan in pleasure, reveling in the noxious scent that filled his nostrils.

His addiction to Puck's farts became so intense that he would follow her everywhere, waiting for the perfect opportunity to get a whiff of the rancid odor. Puck was horrified by Bert's creepy behavior, but she was powerless to stop him.

Eventually, Puck had had enough and decided to teach Bert a lesson. She lured him into a secluded room, pretending to offer up her farts for a sniff. But instead, Puck unleashed a massive explosion of gas that was so potent, it knocked Bert to the ground.

As Bert lay there gasping for air, overcome by the stench, Puck laughed in triumph. She had finally rid herself of the vile creature who had been tormenting her with his disgusting fetish.

And so, Bert learned the hard way that sometimes, indulging in your darkest desires can come with a foul price to pay.
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why doesnt jonas just bike faster than pogacar
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>>142710757
What is my crime? Eating chips? Succulent French chips?
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no (You) for you this time devil
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can we praise remco a little?
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>>142711557
he has a 10% chance of being clean
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>>142711115
>>142711511
>throwing away perfectly fine food
What a monster, I'd have eaten it all.
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>>142711557
Doing a pretty good tour. Hopefully he can improve to reach the mutants in a couple fo years
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>>142711579
He picked them all up afterwards
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>>142711557
hes doing well but his opponent is Almeidingz who is still a hjaelper and CRod, both over 3.5 minutes behind him
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>The people Booing hurt Jonas' feelings

Now I feel bad for him
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>>142710757
any webm of what happend
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we need a webm guy in cyc
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Any NEETberts here? How is the lifestyle? Do you get bored of riding? Pretty sure I'm about to be fired from work soon and I'm thinking of taking at least a year off.
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few days ago i've met a lesbian who was addressing herself as a guy
using he/him pronouns and all that crap, but our language is more gendered than english so it sounded really stupid
wife and I were giving each other sideeye the whole time
i thought these things only exist in usa, fuck you americans and your bullshit
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>>142711597
I never feel bad for the fish I eat, why would I?
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>>142711603
threw an entire bag of chips in Pogi's face and then a handful of chips in Ving's face, all with his ass crack completely hanging out
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>>142710757
blackout drunk in a comfy ditch? yes please
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>>142711626
its great man
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>>142711597
I dont think anyone actually here hates jonas its just banter, philipsen on the other hand i do actually hate because hes an arogant fuck
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>>142711557
I love my little seething king
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>>142711626
I'm marginally employed and absolutely love it.
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so was KUSS sepp the real reason visma won at all in the past
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>>142711730
yes
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>>142711730
yes, and if they didn't dope up jorgenson to new heights the carnage would be even bigger
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>>142711730
why tf did this little shitter not start because of covid when everyone else is riding with it
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>carb loaded
>forgot to train after again

woopsie
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>>142711789
because he was complete dogshit all season and theres no reason to take him
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>>142711557
Improved version of Roglic.
Best TT performance, good enough for 3rd on mountains.
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Maybe Armstrong just wasn't that good so him all doped up is still not the same level of a current era clean cyclist
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>>142711694
Lombardia this year
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>>142711830
I expected him to start squeaking during his podcast today but he never did
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>>142711630
In Slovene the pronoun list would be much longer than in English:
on/njega/njemu/njega/pri njem/z njim
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I still think Remco wins this with the final TT
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>>142711835
in the rainbow jersey
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does anyone have the chips webm or should i make it

im not gonna be bothered making if some webm anon already made it
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>>142711830
If you read about the dietary and lifestyle habits of pro cyclists from pre-2010's its a wonder they managed to go as fast as they did, if anything.
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Going to Böhmische Schweiz tomorrow
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>>142711877
nah it's a long climb + descent
I wonder if anyone will descend like a madman
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>>142711890
>>142707825
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>>142711806
so my theory was right >>142710420
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>>142711958
gwan Richie lad
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>>142711936
lad was just feeding them

no harm no foul
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>>142711557
Obviously the worst is yet to come, but I really didn't expect him to still be within 30s of Jonas by this point of the race.
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>>142711888
Gold helmet is the best I can dl
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>>142711931
Pog is winning the last stage.
He lives there and has done those climbs and descents a bajilion times. So unless he chutes or has a mechanical he's not loosing time there.
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>>142711958
he would be a great rng for strong encryption
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>>142712003
imagine both combined
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>>142712025
They've all done the road millions of time. You can even find it on the wahoo trainer app
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>reminder that this is still week 2 fishboy
week 3 fishboy is still to come
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>>142712052
Exactly my point. There won't be major time loss one way or another.
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Heh I've got my chips on vinge
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>>142711414
hej
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>>142712064
buying matches
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>>142712039
Pogi is winning the wc. They even have a good team for it this time
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I think some people in my street might be Pogi fans :(
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>>142712083
gayest clip ive seen on this board
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>>142712083
>>142712107
dude are you that one person roaming EVERY SINGLE danish NT game thread?
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>>142712137
maybe...
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who is your favourite CLEAN cyclist
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>>142712163
remco
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>>142712163
sander armee
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>>142712079
is this you
>>142710757
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>>142712163
Luka Mezgec.
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>>142712163
Jonas Rasmussen
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>>142712163
GEE
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>>142712196
he's way too fit
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without him UAE would be nothing
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>>142712107
savoyards rooting for pog just because he lives in nice?
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>>142712163
Valverde
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>>142711597
what interview is this from?
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we need to do something about crowds on mountains jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3NxXSb1K0
I vote for doing this to everyone bothering riders
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>>142711693
and because he purposely pushes others into the barriers... seems like the ultimate dickhead
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>>142711693
No one actively hates Jonas. He's just a shit advocate for the sport because he's a pissma lab rat with absolutely no personality beyond what his PR people tell him to have.
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you know whats great about these threads?

zero british people
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>>142712163
Fatkobsen
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>>142711693
I hate his team so much that it makes me hate him because he is an extension of it
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>>142712163
pinot
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>>142712300
The schizo is either baned or back on his meds. Either way /cyc/ wins.
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>>142712163
Jonas Vingegaard
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>>142712300
also more Danes than in Euro match threads
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>>142709650
>berts, what are you thinking about when you ride?
How to channel some life back into my numb nutsack.
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>>142712300
dont summon him
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>>142712340
people stopped interacting with him again so he's gone into hiding like always
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aint seen schizobrit in months, you sure he isnt dead?
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>>142712457
you probably filtered him then
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>>142711693
he's boring and too safe most of the times and he is in the evil team. It's like he doesn't have much of a personality not does he want to win as much as his "talent" will allow him.

In the Vuelta fiasco last year he could have shown it better that he was trying to keep feral rog in check, which I believe is true, but even then he was so wishy washy in interviews. He seems like a PR shaped cookie cut gingerbread man idk honestly. At least he can go toe to toe with pogi and keep things exciting
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>>142708123
>5000 vertical meters
>200km long
>Inhumanas
Finally some hard men ciclismo
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>>142712475
maybe
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if you were to recommend one upcoming kino stage i need to watch which would it be, i've been so busy this summer ive had fuck all time to watch anything, planning on watching at least one kino stage

which is the "king stage" this year?
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>>142712505
Tomorrow.
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>>142711693
I hate the management of the team and their arrogance. I have nothing against Fishman though
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>>142712505
how can we know it's kino if it hasn't happened yet
either watch all of it or none of it
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>>142712531
the profile dummy
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>>142712505
tomorrow or #19
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>>142712505
Either tomorrow or bonete because they're the stages where visma has to try
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>>142712505
Definitely tomorrow.
One of the hardest stages in recent history.
Then again there was fireworks in today's stage so tomorrow might be a slurper.
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>>142710757
just go to dour if you want to do this
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>>142712505
Maia - Mondim de Basto
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>>142711897
Elaborate? I know in oldentimes they were pretty mad but I thought by the Armstrong era they were already living like monks
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>>142712670
I remember Thor Hushovd talking about how his teammates in the 00s and 10s wouldn't do full day training rides if it was raining.
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>>142712505
Also potentially the last one but let's hope not.
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>>142712670
Nutrition has come a long long way in the past 20years
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>>142712670
Riders from the 00's regularly talk about how they would do 4 hour rides and then come home and drink sparkling water and eat carrots, then sleep. There was no knowledge of fueling, etc.
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>>142712712
Wow they were just like me!
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>>142712163
Ulle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIkx9WpOt3A

is it time for radio /cyc/
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>>142712163
De Vlaeminck
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>>142712814
FDJ still does this but without the carrots
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>>142708340
Isn't pog better at ITT? Or is it very mountainous?
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>>142712915
It's a hilly one. Lots of up and down.
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>>142711626
I envy you. I have savings that would last me for years but not enough to buy any decent place to live yet so I am still at parent's house but have my own household (boomers build a house with 3 apartments). They would give me so much shit for taking a gap year
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>>142712930
you think vinge is favored there?
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>>142712254
tv2
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>>142712915
yes, but by then fishyfishy will be in his final form (week 3)
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Big fan of Pogicar desu
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>>142712962
frenchies are all subhumans
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thadDEVS pog gacha
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>>142712955
No.
It's literally Pogs backyard. If there was a stage where Pog would understand how to pace himself this is the one.
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>>142712915
>>142712930
its because its a TT on stage 21
Pogi has never beaten Jonas in week 3 TT, but after today anything can happend when UAE has the 90's dope in use
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>>142713024
I'm basing my opinion on Jonas still being skittish on descents. A big chunk of the last stage is descending.
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Derek GEE
>1763 VAM = 6.16 w/kg
>Actual data 431w/71kg = 6.07 w/kg

POG
>1864 VAM = 6.51 w/kg
..
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>>142713077
that is a good point
lucky for Jonas it not so technical
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>>142712864
lmao
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>>142712962
just saw the interview
he truly seems sad and confused that people would throw food and booo at him an Pogi
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>>142712505
Watch highlight clips
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>>142712814
I remember I gave my dad one of Bjarne Riis books many years ago. I flipped to a random page and the first passage I read is Riis saying that if you feel full after a meal you've eaten too much.
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I want to try masturbating again later. Any video recs? I don't want to go soft again pls
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>>142713179
Lad is too pure for pro sport ls.
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>being asshole at the side of the road
>being assholes in /cyc/
why are frenchies like this
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O say does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?
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>>142713370
25 years ago today...victory at Sestriere.
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>>142711694
why do they use those old fashioned speed sensors on the fork?
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>>142713370
they look so much more healthier than cyclists today
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>>142713392
>The United States Postal Service (USPS), also known as the Post Office, U.S. Mail, or Postal Service, is an independent agency of the executive branch of the United States federal government responsible for providing postal service in the United States, its insular areas, and its associated states. It is one of the few government agencies explicitly authorized by the Constitution of the United States.

why did the US goverment sponsor a cycling team
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>>142710185
[spoiler]- - - - - - - - -[/spoiler]
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>>142713339
Source
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>>142713431
timing chip
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>>142713447
it's quasi government like the CIA
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>>142713479
they should sponsor a team
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>>142713494
they already do
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>>142713447
They have their own paramilitary org too. They do what ever the fuck they want.
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>>142713447
They also sponsored a video game series.
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Danebros...whats the copium...
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>>142713601
TT
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>>142713601
"just wait for week 3"
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I get how you can be a fan of Pogicar, but how the fuck can you hate Vingegaard? He seems like the nicest guy possible.
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>>142713601
Jonas in yellow tomorrow
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>>142713601
>doping
>week 3
>motor drafting
>unlit matches
>pog over performance, back to regular programming tomorrow

take your pick or add more
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>>142713693
many people are ontologically evil
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>>142710894
paypig
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Tailwind tomorrow,
Squeakerbros we up
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>>142713773
Is that Bjarne?!
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ynr
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The PCS on Tour campervan is parked at 72.9 km from the finish.

good night sweet prince
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>>142713787
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>>142713790
>good night sweet prince
You make it sound like you are going to kill him.
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any didi sightings this year
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>>142713808
He was there today. Didn't just very high, more bobbing up and down.
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>>142712951
I'm also stuck in my mom's basement she will complain but I don't care
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>>142713494
we need a full blown us team, already have oil countries and genocide country
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>>142713803
Campervan is Campingbert's direct competition after all
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>>142713787
fish cracked today, tomorrow he will be fried
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Has that Scottish cunt been on screen once
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>>142713862
>cracked today
No he didn't. He was just not fast enough.
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>>142713875
He was 29th on stage 1 I guess...
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>>142713862
isnt this exactly what happend last year, pog was flying for like 2 days and then he crashed and burnt louder than my career
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>>142713917
this year he has a team
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Packed the car and ready to depart for France. Planning to ride in the Vosges > Hautes-Jura > Alps. I'm very excited
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>>142713917
Completely different situation isn't it? Pog was the one coming back from injury last year .
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>>142713787
Is only losing 39 seconds insignificant? Not to me
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>>142713903
>>142713917
he's gutted, absolutely scaled, cut into bear little fillets ready for the frying pan tomorrow and then the rest of the tour will be fishboy pushing his team and doing jack shit (including on Isola 2000)
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>>142713966
Nah that was a sorry excuse for bad performance. He had a wrist booboo. Its not like he sat on his ass for weeks.
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>>142713966
>these posts
>that flag
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>>142713994
That might all be true but he didn't crack.
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>>142714016
never post this fat fucker ever again
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>download Der Gejagte documentary about Jan Ullrich
>none of the releases included English subtitles
Why are Germans so spiteful?
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>>142714029
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>>142714061
miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe
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dodge charger that was getting ready to turn? DROPPED LIKE A BAG OF HAMMERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kDIeNv1xWg

fatboy moto's? DUSTED
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>>142714080
AR era and the set danish TV2 built that year was pure kino
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>>142714026
all relative innit, when the "d'une autre planète" alien can't keep up sumthin ain't right
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that one year they built an entire fake mounntainn village as their studio
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>>142714061
this fucker you can post, based lad and Brian Holm but worse if /cyc/ gets My meaning
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>>142714117
No its not relative. Cracking is running out of energy and being unable to hold your pace. Fish didn't crack but his highest pace wasn't high enough.
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>>142713601
a box full of unlit matches
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>>142714036
how the fuck does this shit even happen?
is German culture not super woke like US?
the guy literally beat and strangled a prostitute and has done all sorts of weird shit

when do they choose who gets cancelled and who gets a 'redemption' story?
in the US they are literally trying to have Kevin Spacy be uncancelled and be redeemed
he's a fucking pedophile
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>>142714107
2000% just like Isola
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went out early for me cycle to get home in time to watch the Pogmeister. then me mate says are ya coming pub. why not sez I. meet ya in the pub up the mountains. click clacking around the pub in me cleats. missed the cycling but sure pints are pints. absolutely reckless cycling home from pub
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>>142714154
the webm was for
>>142714107
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>>142714127
The infamous danish Alps
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>>142714107
why are the radios so fucking huge
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>>142714158
>is German culture not super woke like US?
US is the only place in the world that is like that burgerbert.
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>>142713954
Safe travels Bert
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>>142714182
>radio
it's a blood transfuser
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>>142714188
Britain and Canada is more woke than the US
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>>142714154
synthetic blood does not allow "cracking", that's the whole "recovery" meme
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>>142714199
the eternal anglo
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>>142714176
they went all out that year
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>>142714219
oh yeah I remember that old french man. He would even sit down for a rest and get some wine and cheese.
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>>142714188
didn't your country literally just have a case in the news where a 16 year old was about to get raped walking home from school, but she had pepper spray, and she used the pepper spray to get not raped, but your judicial system is charging her for having pepper spray and not doing anything against the literal immigrant rapist?
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the year george lucas worked at tv2
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tomorrow
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>>142713124
Barely better than Gee? It's over for Pogi.
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>>142714241
No
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>>142714241
no?
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>>142711693
I don't really hate Vingegaard but I just find him or his team impossible to like and I enjoy races less when he's riding.

See webm for explanation. In this webm I am the Hank Chinaski character (Mickey Rourke), Wanda Wilcox (Faye Dunaway) is portraying an anonymous /cyc/ poster
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>>142708123
I can feel it bros, this is the year where the senile belgian retard will be buried. Losing his record to Cav and Pogi winning the golden triple (Giro,Tour,Olympics,Vuelta) will send him over the edge
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>>142708950
>2 Tours and 2 balls
Its already over for Lance
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>>142714158
>the guy literally beat and strangled a prostitute

MASHALLAH
I won't allow anyone to say "Jan Ullrich" without the title "Sheik"
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>>142708902
Jonas will win next year
then Remco the next two
then Pog will be washed up
just the simple facts of life
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how did you manage to fill another thread after the race? I don't want to pay any attention.
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>>142714158
plenty of american athletes have beaten women and carried on with their career
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>>142714416
It's all banter
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just a reminder that any french flag could as well be a rider doing a lil cheeky shitposting from bed
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>>142709949
where can i bet my life savings on Wout coming 2nd
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>>142712163
for me? Bertaček
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>>142714443
I'll believe you when I see a FUCK W*UT from a squeakerbert
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>>142714458
pronounced Berta-KEK
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>>142714477
Bjert-uh-KWAK
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>>142714434
only if they are black
or lesbian
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>>142709949
Remco seems good value here.
Climb suits him better and the top 2 might slurp.
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>>142714259
>>142714288
probably blacked out in your media
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>>142714458
>clean
he's posting those schnitzels pictures so he can blame his upcoming positive tests on contaminated meat
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>>142714508
>>142714508
>>142714508
>>142714508
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>>142714434
yeah wasn't there a guy who would go to massage parlours and nearly force them to give him a handy and then he was stalking them on IG and whatnot
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>>142714528
I googled it and this is a story from 2016. All articles mentions she could get fined but none says if she actually ended up getting fined or not.
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>>142710757
Imagine being this guy's wife and/or kid rn
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how come dudes that have a lot of power also always have insane bike handling
there is a gravel descent i just rode
-7%
its all washboards, potholes, chunky gravel, rain ruts that fill with sand and run in chaotic lines (basically will do the same shit as metro tracks to your front wheel if you get in them and end you)
its used in the stage race that goes here every year, so everone is on road bikes with 28mm
I just bombed it no fucks given because i was on 2.25" mtb tires
average speed was 37mph
top 500 places are 44mph because its all the stage racers
on fuckin 28mm tires on that shit
I don't get how that is even possible without dying
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>>142714591
plot twist; he's married to the opiomi woman.
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>>142714568
and then got the most ludicrous contract ever with insane guaranteed money after not playing for two years. and guess what he's fucking garbage
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>>142708165
wonder if team bajs is slovenian or swedish :))
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comfy day watching the bicicleta and now this batshit news...god emperor grazed but very much alive for now



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