Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 15Loudenvielle - Plateau de Beille197.7 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 14:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-14-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-15/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Italian Rai / NOS / iTV / Czech TV11:30 CETPrevious thread:>>142708123
>>142714508Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.UWT25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
FUCK W*UT
queeeeeen stage
>>142714508Tomorrow... Jordan JEGAT
...
>>142714549based
Pidcock DNSBettiol DNF
business idea: pogacar cools it with the dopage
>>142714622Counter-proposal: All riders get fresh bloodbags tonight and give us some proper racing tomorrow.
posting in a CLEAN thread for enjoyers of BIG watts and STEEP rampas
>>142714622Honestly it was more in a sporting spirit and fair in the 90s before the EPO tests. At least everyone could get on the winners fuel back then. Obviously not the case now.
>europoors shooting chips at their dopeurs>burgers shooting at their presidential candidateswe are not the same
PogimerdaUAE culo
so now that the dust has settled how weak and fucking jobber tier were the epo era guys?
>>142714622he is just better
>>142714690nah because some people react extremely well to EPO. Its not like a flat 15% performance increase for everyone. That's how someone like Riis could ever win the tour.
>>142714701>burgers shooting at their presidential candidatesIf only they did.
>>142714701>think bertacek is joking>open twatterwhat the actual fuck
>>142714726That's just a talent. A genetic advantage.
>>142714747get shot in the head and stands back up. what a boss. Jonas could never
>>142714767>>142714774how much does getting shot affect your Tour de France prep?
>>142714793daily shot of [REDACTED]
>He kept Pogacar within ten seconds for a long time, but on the last slightly flatter section the distance grew inexorably. But it wasn't Vingegaard's fault.>- I didn't crack at all at the end. I keep the same watts to the top from when he goes away from me.>- I can be really happy with how I rode today and can't really allow myself to be disappointed. Of course I'm disappointed to lose 40 seconds - but if he's at that level for the rest of the Tour, it's going to be hard to do anything about it.I got a new cope berts, pog turned on a motor on the flatter bit.
>>142714847Motor and motopacing.Netflix demands the gap to be bigger before the Week 3 script kicks in
>>142714793if vingo is anything to go by an incident like that should boost your watts by at least 15%
don't forget buachaillí that Jonas was favourite to win the tdf yesterday
>>142714865worked for Lemond anyway
pogacar just wants it more, everyone else could just pedal faster
>>142714701Interesting news, thanks for sharing
>>142714726Riis won because they didn't have the 50 % hematocrit rule yet and he had the biggest balls
Business idea: Offside rules in sprints. Sprinter has to be behind his train until at least 300 meters from the goal line.
>>142715305yeah, shame they missed
>>142715305wait what the fuck
>>142715305hilariously staged, not even saul goodman could pull this offlove the us, hope they get what they deserve
Welp, he is going to win the election massively now
dude what, his ear? that's some divine fucking intervention right there
>>142715398And thats a good thing. Normie spergout boogalo 2: They thought it was over but we are so back
>>142715349Must have had a vial of fake blood in his hand he poured over his ear after the 'shots' were fired, might have even been a speaker playing gun shot sounds.
>>142715349>>142715415Literally a wrestling blading cut.
>>142715486sub 40 tomorrow
How do I explain my psychiatrist that my dick is not working anymore without the Puck story?
>>142715569they don't give a fuck, they heard way worse before
>>142715569better just to show them what you mean lainvite em to your next ride and demo your flaccidity in the post-ride group shower
based mods striking again
Having bluetooth problems. Life is just tough sometimes like Roglic in the Tour.
So why is old man G at the Tour, exactly
>>142715443>>142715449there was video of someone in the stand behind him with his brains hanging out of his head
Day 2 masturbation attempt = failed
anime
>>142715962the necromancer who raised these skellies must be proud as hell
>>142715936try the Wout method
>>142715569Did you not read my advice about health yesterday?
Seethe more liberal cucks Cycling is a MANS sport
>>142716048it's also for cyclistas (cute and strong ones only, no puck allowed)
>>142716033thyne age of woat tis overa distent memory of past tyne
>>142716059>reddit>strong
>Smashes your doped up record while squeaky cleanHow do you respond without sounding mad?
which european girl is most likely to want it in the butt?
>>142716132No contest
comfy day watching the bicicleta and now this batshit news...god emperor grazed but very much alive for now
>>142716132All the French chicks
>>142716392>cycling media whines endlessly about how there's no funding of cycling races in the US>DUDE LMAO DRUMPF TRIED TO MAKE A RACE AND HE SPENT A TON OF MONEY TRYING TO GET IT TO STICK LMAO WHAT A RETARD LOL
>>142715349why would he need to shot his ear off when biden is embarrassing himself in every debate?
>>142716132yes
>>142716054LIDL Deutschland Tour isn't that much better 2bh
>>142716054>>142716513>HSH Scholz Cyclassics
>>142716464Well I don't know why my post was taken down, it was literally about cycling and included a picture of a person promoting a cycling race.Anyway, in other news, ARMSTRONG Lance won the Tour DuPont (AKA as something else briefly) twice. The only other two time winner is the noted Mexican rouleur Raul ACALA who actually came out of retirement to attempt the extremely prestigious Gran Premio NYC (DNF due to the extreme difficulty of the parcours)
>>142716513At least that has "Deutschland Tour" in the name. Consider: Renewi Tour
>>142716648
what about dutch?
>>142716648idkthe janny is biasedhe won't ban people he likes that post legit racist stuff
>>142716728pretty sure czechbert is the janny
>>142716751i suspect a dutchoid in the plugge mold
>>142716728Totally. While I got banned for posting the mobik cube to insinuate that rusbert is square. Definitely some preferential treatment.
Les heures des les Burgershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
https://x.com/LeTour/status/1812150715176898741>>>/wsg/5618264>Pogi to Remco: "I like to see your ass.">Remco to Pogi: "I would like to see yours more."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtCtKjNvXgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7qTI6Njp9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmLw9U7Boyw
Big ride coming up in the afternoon, can't wait. Should be a real scenic route in the coast with a few lakesides for good measure
Matty "Matches" O'Jorgens on the hunt in the pyrenees
>>142714847He's just 6 kg heavier
Fuck me I saw this and thought "what a crazy stage that would be". This thread has ruined my life.
Requesting Isola 2000 stage with Vingegaard face, asking for a friend
Don't get any ideas after today's events squeakers, just because you disagree with a man's tactics doesn't mean you can go after him
>And Van der Poel was there. At the top of the Col du Tourmalet, the original leading group had almost halved, but the world champion was still part of this select group. “I felt really good actually. Also uphill. So I am happy with the feeling today”, said the Alpecin-Deceuninck rider, who plans to finish the Tour de France. “The intention is to just continue until Nice. I know what I have to do in a Tour like this to come out well.”Based grug giving us updates on his training
Happy national day berts, let's go ride a bike
>>142721855you have nothing to celebrate until charles napoleon is returned to his rightful thrown
jonas wasn't good at school or how did he end up in a fish factory?
>>142722468that was a soviet labour camp he did time in years back
>>142721140Danish profile
So, cycling
Dontchu cycling me Bert.
why dont the other guys just pedal harder than pogicar
>>142723153What cycling race is this about
I mean would it have killed to guy if he just could have taken proper aim?
>Another Tom Dumoulin sob interview about how he didn't like cycling in the newspaperWe get it dude, give it a redt already.
I've seen enoughMUHLENBERGER wins today
>>142723518Dude muh mental pressure you dont get it dude, they wanted me to like win and shit
>>142723305Their wheels are not round enough
>>142723619The mental pressure on these riders is retarded. Literally just say you cant match the hype and relegate yourself to hjælper if its too much for you.
think Cavendish wins today
>>142723153>vanaertesquetopkek
>>142723667Ah yes, bookies will offer you a whopping 50x if that holds up!
BIG news, Cepeda bros!
>>142723715winning without winning a stagelame
>>142723727we take what we can
>>142723715I only care about Sasha Cepeda, fake Cepeda meh
Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)Stage 8 (Final)Pescara - L'Aquila117 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/startlistGC after stage 7:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-7-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-8/liveRoadbook:https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/o5tihLfiqd84kI9qBk83_020724-012546.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai12:50 CET
Tour de l'Ain (2.1)Stage 2Saint-Vulbas - Lélex Monts-Jura155.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2024/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2024/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2024/stage-2/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France 314:00 CET
>>142723780LAFAYLAFAYLAFAY
2nd week 6th day Jonas has almost reached his final form... Pogi must attack today
>>142723825Jumbo plan is to lose 4 minutes today, anything less is a victory
no kuss no winit is known
>>142723907>kuss made sure jorgenson lost the dauphiné>now made sure vingo lost the tourpuppetmaster
>>142723907Visma never won a GT without Kuss
Nice gravel ride this morning. Not too long because I'm still nurturin a backpain but that'll do
>>142723917whens the ultimate betrayal coming with his move to bora
>>142723932Étang really are peak gravel
break win today? they immediately climbalso total sprinter death stage
>>142723945depends on visma/uae tactic
Just bought my first bike as an adult after watching the Tour this year, did I do good?
>>142723958nice braphole
>>142723905>Not a single sign of sweatingHow?
>>142723929Is this actually true?? Was he there for all Roglic's Vueltas?(Also a super pedant would say stuff about technically same team winning GT with Menchov but not interested in that)
>>142723984>How?squeaker de Dopage.jpg
>>142723993kuss has ridden every vuelta since 2018
You guys think Vingegaard will attack today or wait for le third week?
>>142724033>all black attire
>>142724007he needs to stick to the plan and lose time today
>>142723932I did easy hundred in the morning, before the heat sets in. very nice ride
>>142724033>trampoline bikes
>>142724007Climbs in the last week are not steep enough it feels, he really need to gain time today
>>142724044nice
>>142724044Looks fun, are you in Ural yet? Curious how it looks in summer
Pogi will be the youngest three-time winner. Merckx was 26 years old, the others were all older. Pogi can be alone at the top of the winner's list after the end of his careerI hope everything goes well
>>142724079not yet. I need to finish my final week before vacation.
>>142724104well lets hope their aim for the slovenian next time
>>142724120Melania?
I'm not feeling good Vingo brothers, I think it's already over
>>142724166pogacar is on his last straw
>>142724135the doper
>vingegaard will wear polka dot in behalf of pogacarnow that will cost his morale for sure
>>142714847This seems to be the pattern. Jonas does fine or even better than pogi on high gradients (like stage 11) and gets btfo'd on descents, flats and low gradients
>>142724213Abrahamsenbros...
which frenchman wins today
>>142724281GODu
word on the street is a certain fish inhaled a little more than he should last night
>>142724281Lenny "2 points" Martinez
>>142724318Squeaker hopes are not looking good. Even SEIXAS is getting kwabbed by the dane menace.
>>142724318haha
burgosfriends we just keep winning ^_^
>>142724281/Bardet/
Shit odds today. Evenepoel @33 could be a fun meme bet but it feels like there's no free money to be made except maybe Pog on the podium (but odds are very low).
>>142724281Aymeric Laporte
>>142724281Pinot
>>142724281Benoit Hilie
My dream of golden bettiol is still alive
we almost live in France
Incredibly fraudulent ride today
>>142724686>flags back to normalis that football thing finally over?
>>142724670Not yet
Horse category
>>142724723Never understood why people watched this. Shit is boring as fuck
Even Pool bros, do we have a chance?
>>142724249Too bad the only gradient over 8% remaining in the Tour are a couple of kilometres on Plateau de Beille
today its over
>>142724748
>reaching ariege todayBest place to retire
>Paul Sivaque home stage today
>>142724281Thadieu Poquachar
>>142724736No tank this is the worst défilé everFuck macron and fuck the Olympics
wait, is that Floyd Landis?
Wake up berts, we're starting and the breakaway fight should be fun
>>142724281Angé Bérnal
>>142724705Not yet boris, I was simply phoneposting
>>142724878Pinot?
total sprint death has begun
gonna watch this stage with no expectations for Jonasthat way i can not get disappointed
>>142724895oh
Matteo at the front. Satellite incoming
Lapeira leading the peleton is kino
>>142724895Where is that? Lowlands I'm guessing. Scotland is pure kino, parents are going to move in the next ffew years because england is endlessly building houses, gotten so busy. Full of indians and black now too, not a cozy place anymore.
>>142724908shouldn't you get a less strong climber to the front earlylike benoot or wout van shartjorgenson should stick to vingo
Completely bonked on my ride from the get-go, what a horrible day.
>>142724281Paul Lapeira
>>142724281Gerard Thomás
if i had hair like van gils i would just shave it
>>142724926friendly reminder to be diligent with your carbs intake
Well I guess I am watching the dopage showdown after all, BIG ride cancelled for reasons beyond me control
lenny martinez lachéewhat a joke to bring him
>>142724947With thin hairs like that he probably won't have much choice soon
>>142724953I feel like I've read this post 30 times this year
>>142724926t. Keto retard
Birdy wants payback for that 2015 stage
explosions all over the place
>>142724947Weakmind post.
>>142724967>>142724952I ate oat meal with bananas as breakfast as usual
>time limit has already been extendedlame
>>142724926Vaxx statuts?
>>142724989
>>142724981btw sorry for the retard it was truly uncalled for
>>142724989No way all the fatso would have survived the 40 minutes delay
>>142724981surely you put LOADS of sugar on your oatmeal
>>142724953t.260w ftp by the end of summerDo better!
>Healy already attackingwas he always such an aggressive retard
Armirail not happy at visma
>Jorgenson already riding around at the frontworrysome
>>142725004There is no Champs Elysees for them anyway this year. Let us have carnage.
>>142725010just a bit of honeymaybe I should take a bag of table sugar with me that I pour into my drinks if I feel like shit
>>142725022why is he closing gapsif he wants to get in the break this does not seem like the way
>>142725031The longer it takes for the break to form, the harder the stage
>>142725028remember to carbload the day before
*play the horse noise*
the fuck are these animal sound effects
that would be quite a break with both sheiks, landa and jorgenson
fuck off Jorgenson
>>142725031looks like he is just closing down slowly breaks to make this as hard as possible while using as little energy as possible
>eagle.mp3>dog.mp3>horse.mp3>church_bell.mp3>clapping.mp3>cheering.mp3
GOATDU
GODU
French consolation prize lel
Gaudu in the polka would be kino
>>142725069>I'm_gone,I'm_dead-deepfake.mp3
Pulling?
>the chips giving squeaker spent night in prisonthe charges, officer?
>>142725102assault apparently
>>142725102being a fat retard
>https://www.leparisien.fr/sports/cyclisme/il-a-passe-un-apres-midi-bien-arrose-le-spectateur-qui-a-lance-des-chips-sur-pogacar-a-ete-arrete-14-07-2024-LNOKGO7AMBCTFJM3FRIM7HK7Z4.php"He spent a very drunken afternoon": the spectator who threw potato chips at Pogacar taken into custody
fuck off matt stephens
>>142725102Cellule de degrisement probably
>>142725102being too based for this world
kek at Jens pronouncing froome FROH-MAY
>>142725133looks like the exact same guy as yesterdaydumb drunk fat fucks
>>142725133missed chance to punch the fat fucks jaw out
>>142725127mmm, fromage
>>142725138please someone post the webm of the fatty getting btfo by the guardia civil chad
>>142725127>froomey how are you
elite list
>>142725102littering
>>142724915Countryside west of Edinburgh, roads are shit but quiet
>>142725195>Jelle Vanendert
Bob Jungels is in this TdF?? Heh??!
>>142725215recently secured a big contract with shitneos man's got good contacts
vingo in polka funny and bizarre
>>142725210Nice, is there any road racing scene in Scotland? Tried looking but fuck all in the highlands, a little around glasgow and edinburgh. Roads seem alright, I guess it'll be windy but where I live in home counties, roads are so fucking busy and the surface is getting destroyed.
>green jersey in tete de la coursenice mountain stage you got there
>no visma satelitteFishbros, I don't feel so good
Bora-Bros, this is our day
only hindley stands a chance from this group
Irrelevant team bros this is our day
EF absolutely retarded
>>142725314Tactically they're perfect
>>142725297When EF gives up they'll gain 10 minutes
>>142724956in the group now, expect a kwabbing at the next mountain
rare assassination attempt on moto
Lenny on 14th July?
Big cycle and big drink yesterday day. Wrecked. Mostly from the bike. Great day of sport ahead and it's already started. Noice
>>142725297not with the form he's shown so far
louis meinkeys the lead outwhat a sight
Bini is such a faggot
BIRMAY relegated and DSQ
Break wins this or nah?
Matthews crybaby
>>142725369he is right though
Bini relegated
>>142725361>>142725364that was absolutely filthy, there is no way they cannot disqualify him for that.
>>142725365MAS NICOLAU winsBut DSM is chasing them!
>>142725365Whole tour I have felt breaks to be very hopeless (unless of course it's pogi)
Nogger behavior
Brutal climbs today
Rare France 4 to France 3 bascule
relegation bros?
>>142725394CHUTE OCANAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMn6bf4mjpo
>>142725399dumb
>>142725397Only france 2 is in 4k?
WHAT IS DSM DOING
>3 break wins so far>3 French winsWe got this
>>142725413Bardet is going to win
>>142725399Any chance they'll just move him down a placement on that specific sprint? It didnt seem that dangerous, just bad manners.
>>142725413Keeping the gap close before bardet and healy attack
>>142725413Bardet is gonna try and bridge on the next climb
>>142725404
>>142725421won't do shit, maybe he'll pay some swiss francs
>>142725421probably not
>>142725423close, it's carapaz
>Rui costa mad
everyone malding
Remking takes yellow today
>fraud costa seethinglove to see that
>>142725450he lost the wheel to suck
>>142725399>>142725406what went wrong
>>142725399ppl overreacting he just took the fastest line matthews too slow
Whats the plan vismabros? How much time does Vinge need to put into Pogi today?
Girmay overcooked
Visma pulling
>>142725469you mean how much time does he need to lose, the plan is to not gain any time till week 3
You can take the rider out of Movistar but you can't take the Movistar out of the rider.
It's hot
https://youtu.be/z9jLJI-xK5I
>>142725482Tour started on a saturday, so mathematically its week 3 now
wout poels lachée, was definitely worth not sending him to the giro
>>142725133is that the same guy who threw popcorn at Pogacer and Vingegaard?
>>142725469hes gonna lose another 2 minutes and then say he did a good ride
>>142725529that guy is arrested
>satellite riders for breakaway riderswe live in a squeakciety
tracking is fucked
Based Carapaz, can't fathom people dislike him. Proper racer
>>142725399Grinaydoor -500 points
gaudu should do cx, seems like one hour efforts is all that's left for him
Crowd favourite Jonas POORAID wins stage 3 of the Medzinárodné dni cyklistiky Tlmace a PodhajskaMy boy Jan 2ALTYNEK is 2nd againCzech supertalent ŠUMPÍK wiis the GC
>>142725144can you effectively punch mid ride? was sporting the idea a few times, but am worried to lose balancet. boxeur
>>142725585https://x.com/reelmediaoff/status/1804152649685586020The kick is the proper weapon
>>142725585Go with the elbow innit
Visma finna pull a UAE Peyragudes 2022
What are you guys snacking on? I got myself ice tea and some water melon
>>142725608with what team?
>>142725585
>>142725621I dont snack.
>>142725621Badoit and peaches
Girmay relegated to 3rd. He'll take that
>>142725622UAE had no team too in 2022 but Bjerg and McNulty became excellent climbers overnight
ynr Formolo is in this race
>>142725621water and almonds
>>142725630I bet you weight your food nerd
>>142725636laporte already doood xdddd
>>142725585install tri bars and skewer them mfers
>>142725621Water
Kino
>>142725621Bourbon cremes and ice cream. Get some life into me before going for a run
>>142725630>>142725641>>142725658you guys sound boring af
his team is shit if vingos gonna take back time he needs to find his balls and take matters into his own hands
Bini put back to 3rd place
>>142725683
Pisma won't let them go?
>>142725683Deserved. Thankfully the group was small
>>142725683racism alive and well sm'h
>>142725621White bread and monster
>>142725696monkies and gorillmay the perfect duo
>>142725683Should fine him points actually
>>142725638vu
>>142725421Called it
Alright now it's becoming a kino break. But how much time do they need before second last climb? At least 4 min
>>142725683>almost murders matthews>lose 5 points>philipsen moves by 50cm>put back to 107th place
>>142725621beer, tramadol and some honeydew melon
Birdsong wins today. I dreamt it last night
>>142725731Inshallah
Nice quality profile you got there
>>142725741Holy rampas
>>142725738he's riding for Israel
>>142725741Bertollo Fact Check - Pants on Fire
>>142725751אם ירצה ה'
I still don't understand why BERNAL is so shit when he's been very good all season long.Moving him from Vuelta startlist to Tour fucked him over
Time for a nap
>>142725772Ineos lost the premium doping contract to visma, after bernal's crash. He will need to transfer to get good again
I love vanilla ice cream
>>142725621I ate way too much yesterday including a breakfast sandwich, pizza, and fried chicken sandwiches with fries for dinnerAnd no riding
>>142725772Looks like he has lost a lot of endurance after the crash while still being decent enough to compete in shorter stage races
Where the fuck did Muhlenberger go
>>142725772If you compensate for the fact that Tour de France has higher competition than his previous races he's doing about the same.
>>142725761Left PCS gpx, right Bertollo gpxOnly trust Bertollo if you want quality
>>142725792That's a normal day for me. But I brute force the weight off by training everyday. A great life.
>>142725772theyre sending him to malaysia
>>142725725simon yates would need 3 minutes I think if he doesn't fraud it up
Visma riding at the front, they have plans today for a BIG ride
>Prolonged discussion on Peacock about how to pronounce Vingegaard including interviews with Danish fans at roadside and videos of Jonas saying his name
>>142725835our broadcast just decided to not pronounce it in the right way because it sounds stupid if we do it
>>142725847how do Belgians say it?
>>142725787same, vanilla is just amazingif vanilla was as rare as say truffles people would pay hundreds of dollars for it
>>142725857basically like it's written, gaardcan't think of an english word the compare it too, maybe card not the vingegogh
>tune in>no pissma satellites lmao it’s JVover
>>142725878Jonathan Vaughters?
>>142725887don't think he would post with a Belgian flag
aa is just an archaic way of writing åin my accent 'gård' is very similar to 'gourd' (just slightly different final consonant sound)
>High temps in last weekVingebros, new copium just dropped
back in the day wout van aert would be in this break ready to carry jonas to victory
big booba
>>142725899stop using our letters
>>142725921now he just carries bottles from the car and backsad
break not allowed to go it seems, maybe in the valley
why is visma pulling
Visma cooking something
>>142725942they want Pogi tired before the last climb
>>142725942Same reason UAE did yesterday.
>>142725950a fish stew, they are in full panic mode and will fuck up their own
the heat does NOT look good for pog
Rai is showing giro whores if something happens keep me updated
>>142725960>pogi tired before the last climbonly for vingo to end up alone vs 4 uae guys
>>142725942Confuse Pog and make him do something stupid which he will
>>142725984sending jorgenson on d'agnestrust the plan
>>142725960He will crack.
>>142725984only Yates will survive this and thats a maybe
rude
the weakinded FRAUD gave up and told are matty matches he could go collect some stage win, since he's on the form of his life
>>142726005what does it mean?
please Jonas save usplease Jonas save usplease Jonas save usplease Jonas save us
What was up with people throwing stuff at pogi and vingegod at the last climb yesterday?
they havent shown us the peloton in like 5 minutes
Aight goin shop to get a chicken curry pie and snackage. Back for the final carnage
>>142726014philgil flew off that wall a couple of years ago
>>142726022Drunk guy from Bretagne. Spent the night in jail.
A police officer saw the incident with the chips and took decisive action at the second throw, towards Vingegaard. "Five minutes later a police car came to pick up the supporter."The cycling fan was arrested and will be questioned today. Yesterday that was not possible because he was still too drunk. He is accused of intentional assault and battery.
you now realise that Óscar Sevilla is still active
>>142725998u are dreaming my friend
>>142726014
>>142726059you now realize that Francisco Mancebo is still active
>>142726058>"supporter">"fan"
>>142726068>>142726036i remember seeing that live thanks
>>142726060no im not
Jonas in polka dots is insane kino
>>142726068I unironically thought he was dead watching this live
>>142726036bert, 2018 was six years ago
Reminder to keep an eye on LAFAY
>>142726058Assault with a bunch of chips... come on now........
>>142726088
Which team has had the worst TdF so far? FDJ or Cofidis surely
>>142726095Don't you know that carbs can kill you? Obesity is an epidemic.
>>142726108Decathlon
>>142726084yes very, a shame he is going into yellow
>>142726115Ah yes I forgot they were even here
>>142726088you're actually right wtf
>>142726108Movistar
>>142726115them or FDJ, bennett has had some better results than all of the FDJ team but they also hold no value
Jonas wants the stage huh
kino ongoing
>>142726058Lock him up!
Remember when at the start of the tour they hyped le big 6 racing together for the first time..
>>142726133>Finn from Italy heh
>staaap staaahhhhp not so fast matteoooo
>>142726131I think he needs to
>>142726058they're going to FREAK once the fans start throwing pissbottles again
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
slippy
wut van arse
Do you think we'll see an attaque on col d'agnes or is it too soon?
stingy wanty
Chudej Dopeacar is fucking DONE
>>142726185no waythere is a 20km valley and no one has any satelite riders
>>142726194so lame
>>142726185Depends a satellite would’ve been handy for that last valley
Marco Haller confirmed for being high on Tramadol. AGAIN!>>142726183funy>>142726194Denied
fake bells
>>142726196
>>142726194Looks like your average redditor
>>142726194Rude
Lotte Kopec-ACK!
>>142726194England hat man thinks he's a wanker too
>>142726194What an asshole
>>142726207Didn't notice the Bretagne flag until now
>>142725877why not haard? when do I pronounce G like H and when do I pronounce it like G?
Instant fucking karma for stingy WantyGood fucking riddance
>>142726166Well yeah, I guess he looked good yesterday until it started to flatten. Unless he has a bad day you'd think he could snag it just about, we'll see. Maybe they try to capitalize on poogacars fatigue for the 3rd week by making this hard who knows.
Time for some salad with chicken tits or scampys. I'm still not sure
>>142726215With rim brakes he'd be a permanent part of the brick wall now
shimano shitter doesnt know how to push lmao
>>142726251See>>142726068
>>142726258desu 99% of their TDF is just chilling in a car, hoping that the team car is closer to their respective drivers
>10pm>le tour hc finish>wimbledon final>euro final shareholders are going to be furious with my productivity at work tomorrow
>>142726290Just say you are snowed in, surely it's brutal winter down under right now
>>142726290damn it must suck to live in australia time zone
>>142726058Based. Just give him a large fine to hopefully scare off other people that want to interfere with the riders.
>>142726238dutch has a strong G so we gladly use it
>>142725926jeg skal og vil bruke bokstavene deres
>>142726295>snowit is a chilly 9c tomorrow tho
>>142726290>>142726295Everyone will remember the 2024 Sydney blizzard
>>142726299Being an australian neet would be great. Nice weather, access to european or american sports unlike normies that have to work. Beautiful beaches, make a few extra bucks doing the recycling if you want a new bike.
>>142726295was like 1º where i live its grim
>>142726247this weekend has been very good, I didn't want to blog before but yesterday we had some venison, then some pork cheeks, tomato migas, pork belly, wild chicken stew and finally chickpea casserole with some very fine local wineon my way to some lascas de bacalhau on some local restaurantwill have to do some night rides to get rid of all of this
>>142726330My older brother lived as a part time neet at Byron Bay for about 3 years (~20hrs a week as chef, rest was hanging out at the beach surfing). He had the time of his life.
>TDF 2028
>WITHEN PHILIPSEN wheelsucking like his life depends on itThe danish school is showing
>>142726380Throwback stage to 1928
*rings the bike bells*
some very illegal sock lengths in Ain Bugey Valromey Tour
kek girmoid was relegated to 3rd in that intermediate sprint
>>142726381
this is supposed to be killer pace? visma is losing time to the break lol
>>142726316nej, du er forbudt.
>the jerry jones of cyclingtop kek
>>142726434who?
>>142726426it's actually part of the plan
>>142726426saving matches
>chips thrower too drunk to be interrogatedlel Frenchest headline ever
Bravo Lamborghini!
Le Court Pienaar is very strong. one of the revelations of this season
ITALY STRONK
another day, another 90's dopage climb record about to broken
>>142726466Based Mauritiusalso:/grande/
Kopecky bros... not like this
KOPECKY a kwab
>>142726426the plan is to lose time
>>142726434Has to be about patje right?
>>142726445The Peacock broadcast said that about some spainard who has been involved in cycling team management for four decades, who is riding in one of the cars of the tour today. Missed the name
lmao she picked up Realini like a child
>>142726474In the 90s they didn't even drink water, what did you expect?
>>142726460>>142726472imagine having become so shit a ciclismo nation that you cheer when a w*men wins a one week junior stage race
>>142726474I mean this sport is a joke at this point but I'm still watching for Vingi
KOPECKI BTFO
>>142726485Unzue must be
Ineos about to pull hard to crack remco
15 km till LAFAY gets unleashed
>>142726487Isn't Realini 150 tall and 40kg or something? She's tiny.
>>142726494why be like this?
>>142726474Thanks to the slovenian doper
>>142726434>Terry Jones (born October 1951) is an American anti-Islamic right-wing activist and the pastor of Dove World Outreach Center, a small nondenominational Christian church located, until July 2013, in Gainesville, Florida.[2][3] He is the president of a political group, Stand Up America Now.[4] He first gained national and international attention in 2010 for his plan to burn Qurans, the scripture of the Islamic religion, on the ninth anniversary of the September 11 attacks and for burning the Koran afterward. oh no!
>>142726494
final GC
>>142726494why are danes so spiteful?
>>142726511all womens cycling must be laughed at untill they do actual races
>>142726494>bros why does everyone on /cyc/ hate us
>>142726520Is he Bill Murray???
>>142726494imagine being D*nish tho
>>142726500This sounds right>>142726517You will not besmirch the good names of based Jerry>Jerral Wayne Jones Sr. (born October 13, 1942)[1][2] is an American businessman and the owner, president, and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League (NFL). He bought the team from Bum Bright in 1989.>He was born in Los Angeles, California, and moved to North Little Rock, Arkansas, in 1945. His parents owned Pat's Super Market. Jones was a running back at North Little Rock High School, graduating in 1960. Afterward, his family moved to Springfield, Missouri, where his father led a successful insurance company. Jones attended the University of Arkansas, co-captaining the 1964 national championship football team.[3] Following graduation, he became an executive vice president at his family's insurance company.[4] After selling it, the Joneses established Buena Vista Animal Paradise.[5]
>>142726520>>142726526>>142726536
stop posting irrelevant vaginaletsreturn to /tdf/
>>142726555wow he's literally me
>>142726555doesn't have the punch of the danish version
Why is visma pulling hard in the vallée? Usually no point to it
>>142726554>Bum Bright
>>142726559/tdf/ is not even the Top 3 of the important races today
>non-denominational>christiananyway most of the runners are surely catholics innit ?
>>142726555 cope
>>142726567You’re a champion come on he
>>142726510yeah
>>142726555
>>142726559>irrelevant vaginaletsI have something relevant for you. I'd ride the Tour on her, if you know what I mean.
>>142726581>far>morkek
>>142726575Come aan eh jonas, you are e legend eh keep riding you dropped remco eh
>>142726590
I find those SCOTT bikes from DSM to look absolutely vile
>Eurosport Germany philosophing about Lotte and Vollering making the time cut and finishing a TdF. They all agreed they could make it.Whats /sp/s verdict on this?
>>142726572Non-Denominational is usually just weird happy clap shit
>>142726524top 10
>>142726593wish my parents were Danish
>>142726581fuckings wicked godt brev mand
>>142726620they couldn't
>>142726590this is what happens if you skip your weekend rideshe's finally lost it
>>142726596kek
>>142726581faktisk
>>142726590>brtek has been bitten by the brown meat bugbased, more of a beurette and nafri girl fan myself these days
Tomorrow
>>142726620the best women would finish in the grouppetto with the sprinters
>>142726627Kopecky really blew it in the final
>>142726620The w*man """"""""grand tour"""""""" is like 800 km long, they would be OTL on hard stages in Week 2/3
>>142726639>this is what happens if you skip your weekend ridesI haven't ridden a bike in 5 years, since my last crash.
>>142726620its not that hard to just stay with the peloton and the girls are lightweights arent they, they shouldnt get dropped on climbs and other than that they can just suck wheel
wtf is this ad segment
>>142726657the best women have never even ridden a 3 week racetheir stages are like 80km long and vollering still did the tourmalet 10 minutes slower than pogacar and vingegaard
she looks Asian
>>142726620Do the still have Jean Claude Leclerc as pundit? If yes: based. If not: cringe
Why tf are they cutting to an ad when im paying for max
>thats right GOY you need to consooom our expensive supplements
>already balding as a juniorGrim
making the race hard is visma’s only tactic
>>142726683she is cute
>The reanimated corpse of the Bertacek who died in the Bohemian Alps is among us
>>142726487reminds me of this breakaway
>>142726693what the fuck this is stage 4 terminal bert hair he's like 6 months away from a full shave
Very rare "Well yes" from Sean Kelly
>>142726693grim dude should just save already
>>142726693that's was my haircut at that age too
>>142726693signs of doping
>>142726690I just mix plain white sugar into my bottles, with just a bit of concentrated juice for taste. Its really that simple
>>142726693>already balding at birthmaybe abortion isn't such a bad thing after all
>>142726732:(
>>142726693Dude is 3 years late on the shave
the real sad thing is that during whole 8 stages they've never showed Avocado
>>142726744Maybe she shouldn't have been a fraud.
Consider thisLettomanoppello-Majelletta (Blockhaus via Passo Lanciano)Giulio Ciccone 13 mag 2020 59:11Neve Bradbury 13 lug 2024 57:03
Germans delusional
>>142726767>sleeping on Ein AndererGermans are DELUSIONAL, he's been showing great form lately.
>>142726762mensisters? our response?
>>142726760well at least she finished the race. unlike Fem. so who's the fraud now, huh
>>142726767>>142726772My neger Santa Buttrage got this...
>>142726767at least it went down a bit compared to yesterday
>>142726685no i miss him, i like the usual cast but yesterday and today Voigt is in the studio instead of the bike and he bereichert us with his brainlet takes >>142726663>>142726638>>142726682i agree, i highly doubt they could prevent OTL after multiple long mountain stages
Ineos about to hit the front on the next climb and hammer it for CarlitoRemchuds beware
>>142726762>Every single rider on KOM board riding beneath the level of a British cat 5 club rider
>>142726215is this from locking the rear wheel?
>>142726798
>>142726812>Ciacomo CANALE
eritreans must be mentally retardedwatching the junior race with Sexias and Albert and they think its the TDF
>>142726812damn didnt realize it was THIS over for us menbros
>>142726818cute smile
>>142726871I ride my afternoon loops of Central Park like it's the TdF.
>>142726068couple scrapes and 3 min later he was back bombing the descent
>>142726818cuuuuuute <3
Fuck off Matt Stephens
Fuck off Rolf Aldag
>>142726737Fine for most situations, but you're limiting the amount of energy you can take on per hour (somewhat) by using sucrose as your energy source. You can buy plain fructose and glucose pretty cheaply to get a more optimal mix.
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE SASHA JEFFERSON CEPEDALAFAY GOES ALONG
>>142726881Do you make motorbike racing noises too?VROOOOOOOMMMMM
Didi
LAFAY LACHEE
>being bred hansbvllwhat a shit ass tour they are having, surely they will sign a young "next mercx" bvll and redeem themselves next year
>LAFAY
ooh la la. could it be legendary double Cepeda day?
>>142726936I miss quintana attaque...
DIDI :3
>>142726964mashallah sister
>>142726962Wout is basically wearing the colors already
at least SEIXAS won the stage
>>142726977dragged the wrong picture fucking over for me is what it is
>>142726997Why do you have this saved
>>142726980>2 2ndsKEK WHAT A KWAK
don't fall into a river, old man
Why is the peleton in a straight file vs. more bunched up?
>>142727005why do I have a folder with 277 Islam themed pictures you ask?
>>142727028high tempo
>>142727028They only bunch up when it's cold
>All Tiz streams are down except for ambient audio>>142727028gets more strung out when the front is going fast
>>142726965Him and Storer are the specialists of Tour de l'Ain
>>142727041>>142727047>>142727052Thank you berts. I am not sure I fully understand still but ok.
TWO units of pure Marijuhana
>>142727028There's no competition for being at the front right now so there's no reason for multiple teams to have riders in the wind at the same time.
enric mas, i believe in youaranburo and romo will pull my boy to victory
>>142727069more stringed out on the flat means not many people fighting for positions
*monch*
Break wins or nah?
>All the berts in the pool
>>142727111yesindli, mas or lenny
>>142727103>km>mphcool cool
>>142727111no, peloton will take at least 2 minutes next climb
>>1427271110.0% chance
>>142727121The way they kept saying “with the boys”
gm Berts, just got home. I went home with a woman 20 older than myself last night. Good race so far?
>>142727111if they don't gain on this next climb no chance
>>142727111Visma seems eager. so probably not
>>142727155Based hag enjoyer. Nothing much has happened yet, as expected
>>142727111with pissma pulling yeah
>>142727103american graphics look so shit and outdated
>>142727155Why didn't you go home to your loving wife instead?
>>142727155What are you doing in the US Jonas?
All squeakers have left the tete. Pathetique.
>>142727210kek
>>142727227>martinez shaking his head what does he do, he cant even hold this pace
cyclists like this?
>>142727273Remco
>>142727195Too young
>>142727273I bet they do
>>142727227Benny Hill top jokey
>>14272722730 years of douleur
>>142727227This is what DSM pulled for
>>142727227Benjamin Healy toppest jockey
>>142727273imagine sniffing it after the ran for like hmm 20km
Who could Jumbo send out as a sattelite rider realistically?
>>142727315no way she's a long distance runner with that beefy of a pooper
>>142727360I don't understand why did they go through the hassle of changing the entire GUI, especially when it this ugly
CAM ON LAURENS DE PLUSKI
>>142727399I think women are wonderful
>>142727394the entire Peacock broadcast is an abomination you people wouldn't believe
>>142727394probablyfor some sponsor
>>142727422it's a perfect sport to run commercials all the time
STOP TEASING MY DICK IT'S NOT WORKING PROPERLY
Is that a beer pinot?
>>142727422I actually know this infographics style. they used it for Tour of California (RIP)
de Plus some issue?
>>142727422>He doesn't enjoy being reminded of Sean Quinn's GC every 12 minutes
HEALY going backwards
>>142727464Fatal case of Veloteamitis
>>142727155eeewwww. hahahaha
>>142727464his whole career is an issue
>>142727510Don't kink shame me
EF is really fucking dumb if they called back Healy to pull Cararat
>>142727449Most virile german
>>142727548show pics
If EF were less 'desperate' they probably would have 3 stages by now
>>142727559No that would be unkind
>>142727463still insane to watch
So jumbo...whats the plan
What did he do?
>epic queen mountain stage >slurp until the last climb every time
VISMA -1
>pissma
Visma really missing Kussen
>BenOUT
>>14272759650000 calorie day
>>142727608bike spare
>>142727613-2
>>142727613-2*
>eagle.mp3
>>142727642PPATTT
>>142727463this is him being badly concussed, right?
>>142727563If GEE wasn't going for a shitty top 10 he would be KOM and at least 1 stage win
>>142727632bernout
>>142727592this and this Tour of Utah crash are the most memorable moments of US races
So if Jonas attaque is not wokring today it's over?
>>142727521Whoah he said De Plus not De Lie
so what the fuck is Jonas gonna do when he comes to the bottom of the last climb with no hjælpers
>>142727679kill himself
>>142727673Yes. It's not even a form problem they just don't have the team
>>142727666Stunning every time. Also check'd
>>142727646actually redtailedhawk.mp3
>>142727674well, yes. exactly. poor guy hops from one set back to the next
>>142727679lose 20 minutes as is the plan
>>142727657No just a Balticoid
theyre all just killing themselves it will be pogi vs jonas on last climb solo
so if visma tries to set a hard pace they just end up with Jonas and 3 uae guys?that's rough
>>142727666average 5% descent on rim brakes
>>142727673pretty muchVisma is throwing everything at UAE, all in onthe hardest stageif today fails then there is nothing Jonas or Visma can do
This is some mid 2010s era Movistar tier strategy by Pissma so far.
>>142727679Fight...and win
>>142727666why did he do it guys?
>>142727666Nightmare scenario
CEPEDA WINS
>>142727657yes. this was way before the concussion protocol was a thing
>>142727717>"Yes jonas this is good you are a fucking legend eh"
>>142727717kek it only lacks the trident of kwabs
Jonas this morning in the team bus, his fist raised"Fight fight fight!"
>>142727731the bane of pinot wins on bastille dayhe must be rolling in his grave
>>142727722that's right
Cepeda clan is absolutely feasting today
Johannessen and C.Rodriguez were great U23 rivals, shame that the Norwegian isn't as good a pro as the Spaniard
>>142727743kek
>>142727743FIGHT!!!
>>142727747
>>142727666Cyclists always complain but in 90% of the cases it's them doing stupid shit and having no control crashing on cars
>>142727743
60k to go and the yellow jersey group is thin
>>142725626based
>>142727666was it tramadol
keldergod
joans has 2 left pogi 3
Lafay is a fraud
>el rato>fishboy not a good tour for subhumans
>Jalabert doubting Landa comitment to remco
>Lenny: "Bonjour, fellow GC riders"
>>142727773Jonas will win with Trumps blessing
Why do Deliveroo guys dress like they are going on an arctic expedition? On of life's great mysteries. Probably have good watts I'd say
>>142727806still a valley and 18km of climbing to go
>>142727768He just needs more time...
They went slower up that climb than carapaz. They won't even drop soler
Probability of french win on Bastille day?
>>142727821French legend Tom Donnenwirth is the new Lafay
>>142727831Poor Landa get’s all the hjaelper drama because he’s spanish
>>1427278730.0% now
>>142727873zero french riders in any of the groups of interest in the race
>>142727873Settle for SEIXAS
>>142727831the guy has shown nothing but loyalty so that's kinda unfair all he asked for was catalunya and the vuelta
>>142727873Seixas already won, what are you on about?
INLEY most trusted satellite for ROGLIC
pain
>>142727831don't know much about jalabert as a person only as a cyclist, but he does sound like a retard
>>142727912>fuckers doubting good-life Landa's commitment to the causelame and for what reason. Because he's dropped or far back when the guns go? Yes well so is everyone else but the top 3
>>142727912His point was that he doesn't need to stay so high in GC, can drop and save energy
>>142727949a body double
>>142727949I have been ridiculed for the last year wondering why you assholes have been hailing this shitter as the second coming of Tadej Merckx
Kino ramp
>>142727884Ayuso and Vlasov left the race before they could provide good drama. We need it somewhere.
>>142727960won't help remco much if he drops himself now will heshould be happy he tries to stick around so long, what's saving energy on the in between stages gonna do good for
top 10
>>142727997No idea, it really came out of nowhere.
so what wil Jorgenson and Jonas do?just launch it from the bottom?
de Plus with the umpteenth sticky bottle, Ineos knows not decency
did the race organizers name this by smashing their faces into a keyboard repeatedly? This can't be a language
>>142727873>"Bastille day"
What happened to Bardet
>>142728006suppose so
>Carapaz vs. Hindleykino, great Giro that year
>>142728006Pray that this will be the day Pogi is tired and then attack somewhere in the middle of the climb.
>>142728006jorgenson will buy some matches from a soigneur at the bottomand then fireworks
>>142728013Laché
>>142727998GC
many riders will juice and train their body but forget to develop the most important thing: Karma. This is why rog will never win the le tour
>fake chainsaw noises
https://www.lefigaro.fr/sports/cyclisme/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-le-lanceur-de-chips-place-en-garde-a-vue-20240714
>>142728006Visma’s tactic is make race hard even if they have a team at half strength
>>142728034KQS
>>142728016He needs to launch 8k from the finish on the 11% kilometre
>>142727998>>142728040>Dönerwirth
>>142728040tomorrow lafay takes 2 minutes
>>142728047what is the karma status between Jonas and Pogi?
>>142728057They don't really have much choice now, do they?
>>142727987Nothing against Pogi or Jonas, but really hope neither goes to the Vuelta so that we can finally watch some true betrayal kino.
fat sprinter abandon
DNF
>>142728057Not like they have other choices. The only way to beat Pogacar is to make the race hard and hope he cracks in week 3.
>>142727998>A.J.Is it Jefferson Alexander or Alexander Jefferson?
>>142728047how does karma translate to matches
Belgian nationalism on the rise
>>142728088watching the interviews Jonas has done to TV2 it looks its 50/50 if he does the Vuelta
>everyone thinking there is no sattelite for vingo>forgetting Suleiman yeish already signed the with the B'strust the plan
>>142728109they're both Jeffersons. one is Alexander (in EF) and other is Alvaro (in Caja Rural)
>>142728124nightmare UI
Tell me, what does a satellite do?
>>142728124B E L G I U M
>>142728079Jonas has positive karma, he leashed rabid rog last year in the la Vuelta, that'll surely pay dividends in due time even if he is in a shit team like pissma
>>142728132Already took the debuf
>>142728132
>>142728124>that interface yikes
>>142728124needs more stats, what's vingegaard's 60 yard time?
Mountains are kino
>>142728147satellite
>>142728088Pog isn't doing the Vuelta.
>>142728124TDF with the brain rot burger dlc
>>142728132Vingebros..new copium just dropped
Show more of yellow group pls
>>142728147orbits around the main rider in an elliptical path
>>142728137>>142728161>>142728162only thing it's missing is a fingerless glove meter
>>142728137On the topic of bad graphics I hate the nametags with lines to riders they put on in the Tour. They fly around on the screen trying to match onto the correct rider and are really annoying. The commentators knows the names of the relevant riders based on their back number anyway.
>>142728227>The commentators knows the names of the relevant riders based on their back number anywaynot Phil Liggett. He just guesses based on the jersey and chooses a random pronunciation
>>142728227they should encourage the viewer to look for numbers aswell it’s not that yard to find riders anyway
>>142728260I do this in my control room
Breaksisters how are we feeling?
>>142728227I like them in sprints. When there is a hundred people on the screen at the same time it kinda hard to make out who is who.
>>142728057They needed to pace harder here at the cost of burning all the team, they gained only 30s on the break
Jonas jersey and Remco jersey looks the same from a helicopterthey really need to stop making the dots smaller and smaller
>Phil Liggett: "See they painted "The Pog" on the pavement, that's what they call him, "The Pog" "
>>142728179He 100% does it if he wins the TDF
You now remember Kwabschke
>>142728279I would rather have the teams get more recognizable jerseys instead of all being blue. Then you would know which sprinter was who pretty easily.
>>142728301>The Pog
Derek Gee is way too good this tour de france for my tastes
>>142728301>the pog
>>142728305He already said he wants the WC
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>>142728307I associate the polka with jobbers now because of the likes of him It doesn't look right on Jonas
>>142728361It used to be the french cope for failed GC leader, but now it's mostly pog and jonas
>>142728361Unlike Geschke, Jonas and Pogi have actually won it.
>>142728344That's why he's the best in the world he wants it all. The elite winner mentality
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>>142728307anyone have the webm where they let him go for points but he can’t handle the pace goddamn what a kwab
>>142728419Yeah but they rarely wear it. A lot of the time it's a weak rider (compared to the actual best climbers) with it
>>142728040Bastilleberts what happened?
Good job by HOLLAND catching the tete
Ineos, Movistar have devolved into TV slurpers
Vingegaard going THERMO NUCLEAR soon, pogasissies better prepare the copebunker
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Cavendish dying today inshallah
>pissmawhat happened to the "superteam"?
meanwhile in Genoa, UAE is getting ready to farm another 200 UCI points or something
>>142728552she knew what she was doing
>>142728556mashallah
The break gonna have to really earn this
>Novak hair is 30% grey already Will he continue after Olympics?
new thread >>142728550new thread >>142728550new thread >>142728550
>>142728564did fisher-blACK transition?
^oops wrong tab excuse me
>>142728599that's her brother, please pay attention to the sport
>>142728604wtf why is he so tiny
>>142715486Wow
