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Time for some Texas sized swings
Starting now on ESPN
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>>142804348
>Does a montage of home runs of all time
>Doesn't include the Seager and Garcia homers from Game 1 of the 2023 WS
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just watching for some Bohmers
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T
E
O
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WHERE’S CANDELITA
HE SHOULD BE HOSTING
NOT THIS FAGGOT
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Damn, Philthies are hard to hate. They love those ye walk up songs.
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lol its Pete Alonso's annual World Series
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>>142804348
DJ: You're a Big White Guy.

Pete: 4U.
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ramirez will win
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>>142804359
Dbacks fan here, they are off known choke artists Paul Sewald and Miguel Castro.
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>zoomerball

This is gay
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>Big white guy
>Last name Spanish

Dominicans so jealous of Spaniards
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i saw some guy say he cant watch the ASG because he cant root for rivals. i'll enjoy watching knowing a third of my team made the roster. aaaaannnnnnnd bohm goes the dynamite.
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OZUNA FROM DA BRAVES
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>>142804348
this announcer is pretty good
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>>142804383
pissi cuckitini
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cringe
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>>142804383
based shitskin
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LET'S GO PETE
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>>142804403
It was.
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DOMINICANO PRIDE WW@?
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this event is already soooo incredible and i am really excited to see some mashed taters
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>>142804397
hes good but why are they playing no doubt songs from 2002
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>>142804375
props to bohm for not switching up on kanye after the hitler shit
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who the fuck is this?
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poor girl
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Zoomer beaner cringe
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why are white women so disgusting bros?
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couldnt even put on a nice pair of shorts
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No link is impressive. How did MLB manage to scrub the internet of a meaningless fun competition?
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nice voice kek
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brutal
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ouch!
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Yikes!
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I can see why you're just Grammy Nominated instead of Grammy Winning, lol.
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what the fuck is this
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>>142804422
Gunnar’s walk up music
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this bitch retarded
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this singing sucks wtf my ears
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jesus christ get this bitch outta here
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she is horrible wtf /sp/
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Holy shit this bitch sounds horrible kek
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LOL THIS IS BRUTAL
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This rendition fucking sucks
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dear god what the fuck is her problem?
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This anthem sounds awful
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Is it just my shitty phone speaker or is this crowd fucking dead?
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yeah this is bad
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>>142804423
bohm doesnt like kanye lmao he's a huge 80s jamaican dancehall reggae fan
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holllly shit make it stop
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This bitch has 4 Grammy awards? What the actual and absolute fuck
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holy shit what the FUCK
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HOLY FUCK LMFAOOOOOO
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What.
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>bohm
kek
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This bitch sucks
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LOL ALEC BOHMS FACE
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YT GIRL BUTCHERS THE ANTHEM LOL
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What the FUCK was that anthem
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is she high on fendydola
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Why isn't Ohtani in the derby?
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This got 4 grammy nominations?
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>>142804454
everyone has to be shocked by how fucking bad this zoomette is
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what the actual fuck, that's the worst anthem rendition I've ever heard
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>>142804460
no way, thought she was some random kid who won a contest
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>white "people"
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>TAKE THAT, DRUMPF!
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What the fuck was that? Are grammies just given out to make a wish kids now?
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They somehow topped the fat guy who did the anthem in Seattle last year. That was atrocious
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jesus christ that was bad
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Feel bad for her that was one of the worst anthems I've ever heard.
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GOD DAMN THAT WAS AWFUL!
Is she deaf or something?
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>>142804472
AN ABOMINATION UPON MAN
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If she was DOMINICAN, she would've sang perfectly.
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>ingrid andress
RIP her career
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this is gona finna be the very best HRD in history hahahahahaha that anthem was great
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No Judge and no Ohtani? This is going to be shit isn't it
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wh*toids just keep losing
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>>142804498
she clearly was trying to do that doomer sounding poor me voice, but it was so bad
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>>142804457
then he should have used that instead of the kanye version
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Legit the worst signing of the national anthem I've ever heard wtf was that
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She was still upset about Trump getting shot
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>>142804504
I thought it was strange how they introduced her as a 4 time Grammy nominee. Now it makes a bit more sense.
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>cannot sing
>become country singer
>win 4 Grammys
white women rly have life on easy mode
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her last bbc mustve rammed into her windpipe
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Possibly the worst anthem performance of all time
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I think she probably just makes autotune pop country and overestimated her abilities
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>>142804460
She should have to return them all after that rendition. Holy shit that was atrocious
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>>142804460
No, she has 4 nominations, which means she's 0-4.
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Who the hell is this dork announcing the players
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>she is 32
what the fuck
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>>142804514
couldn't have manfred's favorites get btfo'd by pete
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manmade horrors beyond comprehension
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I had to leave the room. That was painful. Like, actually painful.
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Lmao what the fuck was that
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This is the girl.
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>>142804535
WALLED
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https://x.com/i/status/1813003811126190301

based bohm lol
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bohm webm when?
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Lmfao that bitch was 32 years old. I thought it was some gen z indie girl.
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I miss Whitney Houston and Meat Loaf
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>>142804532
>caring enough about this to watch it on a shitty delayed stream
I'm only here to spend time with my grandma
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>>142804531
Oh, well that at least is a little better. Her career just ended now anyways, press S to spit.
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>>142804539
we love our druggie here in america and she sing just like one of them I love her so much...GOD BLESS THE USA
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>>142804546
very, very disrespectful
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who was that girl that sang the national anthem?
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>>142804543
>ingrid andress
do not taint Lana by association with this klown
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FOUR DOMINICANOS, TWO AMERICANOS

WE WON
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>>142804525
Good morning sir
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>>142804554
TELL GRANNY I SAID HELLO
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>>142804546
kino
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>>142804563
ingrid andress
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>>142804566
Where is Ohtani? Where is the icon of our sport?
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i dont know how Karl Revech has a job. This guy is so boring
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>this home run derby is already memorable and it hasn't even started
based roastie
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I want to be as sexy as these baseball players
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>>142804579
Remember ESPN's Monday Night Football before Buck and Aikman? That's how Sunday Night Baseball is right now
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The players don't look like they're taking this too seriously
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>>142804576
probably deep dicking ippei on japanese epstein island
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>>142804587
Football is dead to me because players I hate won too much
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>>142804576
dodgers paid a gorillion dollars for his arm
they don't want to fuck it up
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>>142804575
damn
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This was more in tune than the national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzt5aS-6Zo
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>good scooby doo impression
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>>142804593
the home run derby really isn't too serious, it's for fun unless your Pete Alonso
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>>142804593
I mean it's not that serious
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>>142804383
>he says as he posts a roided since birth midget spic
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>>142804593
Why would they take it seriously?
Is this not for fun?
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Bohm to lead the HR Erby in doubles
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>>142804572
>>142804546
>>142804549
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>>142804618
>>142804616
>>142804623
I was saying that because the hosts seem to be taking it a little serious
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>>142804613
>US border 2025, colorized
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>>142804612
Maybe on planet retard it is
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WHO IN THE FUCK BET ON hrd
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>scooby doo
>that fucking national anthem
best home run derby of my life and it hasn't even started
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>>142804640
You can bet on anything
You can bet on the coin flip at the super bowl
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ruh roh Raggies
Gunnar is going to demolish El Bumbi tonight who regressed so hard he couldn’t even make the ASG
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COME ON BOHMER
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>>142804609
Well one thing is for certain: this bitch can't sing live for shit.
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I’ve never heard of any of these fucking losers. You expect me to watch this shit lmao
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remember last year that kid that got drilled in the head?
good times
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kek
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>>142804659
That was 2 days ago
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>>142804609
Her feet are fucked up
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Yeah should've been Harper or Schwarbs as the rep for the HR derby tonight.
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>>142804667
So is her voice
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>all these fouls
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Redditdelphia
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>Germanic tribesmen are retarded
WHO WOULD THOUGHT GUNNAR WAS DUMB?
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kek harpersoi blocked by geico add
HEY
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is he really drinking moonshine on the field
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>wooder
kek
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>>142804672
idk why Schwarber doesn't do it
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>>142804670
wowzers!!!
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>>142804659
I remember. I thought i had the webm but I can't find it. Oh well.
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>Wooder
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>commercials like twice as loud as the commentary
cool
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what was the joke bros
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>>142804655
ohh yeah, that was horrific. but it doesn't take a genius to understand why she's popular.
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them drinking moonshine
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how many blacks has gunnar's family lynched?
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B O H M E R (S)
O
H
M
E
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(S)
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great angle espn
keep that for the rest of the night
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pic of the moonshine please
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>Only 19 homeruns
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>>142804656
Bro really?
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is 20 good?
20 seems good
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>>142804695
What’s the deal with black people?
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it was the moonshine bro
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>>142804714
genuinely better than I thought he'd do
he's not a HR hitter
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>>142804690
>>142804713
kek there it is. RIP
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>>142804656
Based small market enjoyer
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Where's Chris Berman when you need him
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>>142804725
They're not black, and they're not people!
>buh dum tiss
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how many times are they going to say Nitro Zone
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>>142804719
format is slightly different this year but probably a bit below average
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>>142804670
Jesus Christ. What team does/did she play for?
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>>142804719
It’s over
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>>142804719
Uhhh what is this image?
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>>142804725
need moar
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>not warder
e for effort but harper fucked up
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this is perfect for slamming some beers
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21 dinngers is not bad
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>>142804719
1/2 of what pete will get
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That seemed pretty respectable
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>>142804719
Harper, Schwarber, and even Turner would've gotten 40 something.
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>>142804754
wooder is correct
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I hope someone goes off for like 10+ during the 3 outs segment
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>>142804763
Schwarber is a speedy contact hitter now
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Shota and Ohtani hanging out!
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Austin Butler looking ass
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>bobby shit
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>>142804754
>warder
this sounds like some yinzer shit
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Bobby gonna gape Bohms number so hard that Bohm goes back to being shit again after the all star break.
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Baseball will only get better when they allow Pajeets to play.
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Bobby Witt Sr. used to walk a batter per inning
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Get ready Mets bros this is the highlight of our season better enjoy it
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>>142804761
for a line drive doubles hitter that was good, please he looks like he's having fun
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>>142804782
Go watch Million Dollar Arm
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>>142804752
if the mlb is going to keep pandering to the black community they have to see results right? right?! or does it just never end? i do to mlb and indie games in an urban area and there's just not a lot of blacks.
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>>142804778
yinzer would be wahter
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>>142804763
>40 something in 40 pitches
impressive
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>pitch counter
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>get with the giant meme glove
KEK
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>Bobby Shitt Poonior
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b witty j i tell yer...
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Yikes!
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>>142804799
Harpers dad that one year was throwing better pitches than most relief arms that year. Dude was really fast getting those balls out.
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Hes getting fucked by his pitcher desu
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wew this pitcher is garbage
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>>142804817
yeah he cheated
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>literally on fire
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Fuck ERG, fuck the royals
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ohnonono bobby fans whats our response
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apologize to bohm
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>Bohm advancing only because Whitt pitcher is shit
Royalets cursed even in the All-Star break.
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>high school in 2018
fuck. I'm getting old
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Love ERG, love the Royals
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>>142804839
>getting
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>>142804782
>now batting, gurnja patel
>slaps one into shallow left center
>blows past first, sprinting down the baseline
>chases the ball girl out to center trying to fondle her bobs
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Erg fucks ya
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>>142804823
As much cheaters as the Astros were. Like them they get to keep the trophy in the end.
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>>142804840
t. reckERG
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>messi shirt
boooo
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wtf there's a pitch count now?!
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Nice catch guy with the Messi jersey.
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>>142804781
apologize to bohmer
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>>142804852
erg owns ya
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I prefer the old format
Don’t care much to see a trillion fly outs 350 footers that barely clear the wall
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>>142804348
For me it's Little League.

Who's gonna watch the upcoming Little League film, You Gotta Believe.

The Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon is in it.

https://youtu.be/0r_nbHSOyDE?si=ofTH79KPiXC2B_xh
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>>142804857
Would've if they both had the same pitcher.
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>>142804863
what was the old format
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>timer and preset pitch allotment
why not just use a pitching machine at this point
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>>142804841
There are still a few pitchers older than me. But yea, it's getting dire.
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looks like it's gonna be an easy one petebros
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>>142804868
>phillies HR derby pitching is elite
dombrowski is killing it
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>>142804869
10 outs unlimited pitches
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>>142804869
it was like this 3 outs segment but 10 outs. it was extremely slow and lots of batters took multiple pitches in a row trying to get the perfect pitch, tons of batters hit just 1 or 2 or 0 home runs the whole round
occasionally you'd get an amazing round but overall it was definitely more boring
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what the fuck are these new rules
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>20
Off with his head
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time to trade his ass
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>>142804893
i like them
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>>142804863
The old format was an interminable slog
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Somehow Bohm made it out.
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>>142804893
They explained them quite clearly in the beginning
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bohm record safe

we're bringing it home, philadelphia
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>using a lefty pitcher at the derby
nigga why?
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>>142804873
This ass needs spanking and nibbles. Who is she?
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Alright, let's go El Bombi!
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yte people dont season dey bats
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>Black kids in Little League
They're dropping boreswing for handegg the moment they enter high schoolm
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>>142804914
>>142804917
as long as he has a respectable showing I'm happy, and it looks like he did
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>>142804884
>>142804886
i see, thanks bros
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Lol open gatorade bottle. Pretend to drink it. Lol
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>>142804929
on fonem grave
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>>142804933
We need more of them to get good at divegrass
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we could have had gawr gura sing the anthem instead
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OH MY GOD ITS YAKUB
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>>142804933
black players, hispanic :|
black players, american :O
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>>142804893
>40 pitches in 3 minutes
>bonus round where it's either a HR or out, 4 outs
>top 4 move on (I think)
I like it desu
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this lil roidhead nigga got some pop in his bat
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Who'd you guys put your money on?
I took
>Alonso +310
>Gunnar +450
>Ramirez +1200
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bombi bros...
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I didn't know the Mandalorian spoke Spanish.
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>>142804933
because they hit puberty at like 9 they use their relative size as a crutch while the whiteys and beaners have to develop skill which compounds when they later hit their growth spurts. disgruntled black kids move on to 100m egg catching. many such cases
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WASHED
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GAPE THAT BALL’S ASS!
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So they clearly juice the baseballs that are thrown after the timeouts
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>18
Pathetic
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>>142805005
>not juicing all the balls
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adolis doesnt seem right. probably exhausted from fucking livvy all night
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>>142804864
Sounds kino. I love baseball and Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon
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B O H M
O
H
M
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not using your legs makes you MORE tired retards
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Kek nice "sports" you got going here amerimutts. This is a borderline gameshow
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Take a pitch!
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griffey slimmed down a bit?
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BOHM IS SAFE
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This is your GOAT?
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Christ this pitcher sucks
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>...they're making a movie about this latest Homerun Derby
>it's called "black men cant bat either"
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opena was the best pitcher so far by a mile that adono couldn't take those bonus pitches is jarring
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>>142805020
h-hot
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>>142805031
>I’m not like those other Americans
you are cringe
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>el bum bi
What a falloff. Is this what roids do to a man?
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Maybe he’s not on roids after all…
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Is Texas a Baseball state? Their MLB teams sucked ass for generations and they worship high school handegg as a religion.
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>>142805031
europeans decide championship games with the soccer equivalent of this once-per-year break time mini game kek
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>>142805031
...it is a gameshow though
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TEOSCARRRRRRRR HERNANDEZ
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pete alonso waiting room
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>>142805060
no
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I told yall Sewald and Castro were chokers
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lets go teochuds
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alonso
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Baseball exists only to eat the junk food in the stadiums
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those meme gloves are fucking awesome
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>>142805060
Any state where you can play ball all year long without getting cold is a baseball state, regardless of how well their MLB teams do
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way to lay off the one in the dirt
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ebel too slow, bohm king.
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KEK DOGGIE DOOS
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Rebuilding round
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teoscar? more like heyoscar get back in your garbage can
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I am so fuckin back bros. This format is weird
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was that fuckin bill burr on that gay ad?
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apologize to alec bohm
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if bohm ends up winning this shit i'm going to die laughing
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Legit why don't they just have a pitching machine throw the pitches?
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cmon teoscar
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>>142805105
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>>142805116
>>142805117
>doubles hitting machine
>hits mostly line drive HRs
kino
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>>142805120
Where's the fun in that?
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wooder power desu
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You're watching this shit over WWE Raw?
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>>142805060
They are now that they've won like 4 of the last 6 World Series
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>>142805120
Sovlless
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>>142805116
im sorry bohmerman

i did not believe in you at all.
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>peeoscar poonandez
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trow the ball!
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>>142805131
>mandrama
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I just got home; did I miss anything good? I read that the anthem is terrible.

I hear my boy, Griffey, on the mic!
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>Ohtani and Glasnow laughing at this nigga
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Gay ass broadcast just keeps showing Ohtani instead of what's going on on the field
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OLD FUCKER
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all smiles
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Sad showing.
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>>142805151
You want to look at ohtani
You want to imagine his ballsack and bussy and taint hair
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Alonso might be taking his 3rd home considering the jokers so far
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ohtani is so gay. did you see the way he was lookin at him?
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be honest. ohtani. would you?
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LET'S GO TEO
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Teoscargods we’re back
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the fucking camera man keeps faking me out
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Redemption for Teo
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Pete this is your last chance at a 100+ million dollar contract let’s go for it.
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ohtani child molester
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>19
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B O H M
O
H
M
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at least he wasn't the worst, kek adolis
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>cameraman
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it’s time
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>>142805184
No
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>wanted Judge, Yordan, and Harper
>got Teoscar, Bohm, and Adoluis
I remember when the derby was loaded with the best hitters in baseball. Now nobody wants to get hurt or whatever.
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bohms gonna need hip waders at the bar tonight
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21 is still pretty goody
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>Bohm still has the lead
Fucking how?
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>>142805146
"Terrible" doesn't even begin to describe it.
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Great derby so far
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bohm gnomes we riding
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>>142805168
Shogay would demolish this derby
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>>142805190
Whoever is in the truck directing this shit should be fired immediately.
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you're about to see how it's really done
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>>142805208
It's not worth fucking your swing up for a meme exhibition event desu
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the mest highlight of the season is coming up
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>>142805221
Guh-nomes.
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>>142805208
>getting hurt swinging a bat
Unironically bring steroids back.
This game is soft now.
Too many injuries
>muh why are pitchers getting injured so much??
It's the retarded ban on steroids. Not a single talking head will ever mention this.
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Retarded event. They should make guys drafted yesterday do this to avoid injuring actual good players
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>>142805235
Sure but then why even hold it? Hell just get the Bananas to do it instead
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>>142805235
imagine fucking up your swing with batting practice
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The Swede once again proving he doesn't actually like baseball and is just here to slurp Ohtani's balls
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>>142805261
>The Swede

that's denmark
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>>142805257
If you get injured swinging a bat, then you're a faggot
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If Pete hits over 20 I will eat my hat, fat fuck shouldn't even be all star
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He is crazy pero no lazy
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Alonso about to booty blast everyone
>he has the power of Grimace and OMG on his side
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That blind shit is dope. Thats what was supposed to be meant by inclusion not troons hosting a drag show at your local library for the kids
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>>142805267
Pretending to be retarded isn't very funny
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le home run derby man
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>>142805223
what the FUCK am i looking at
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me pete me make stinky poo poo taste poo yummy smelly mommy wipe no leave me poopy pants
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Future Astro at the plate
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>>142805275
He's the only big name that had the balls to show up. Aaron Judge is a diva like LeBron. Except he hasn't won a damn thing (and never will with the Stankees)
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Wtf happened in this thread, a cloud of fucking retarded went through here
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>>142805282
agreed
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someone please post the insanely blind girl from that commercial
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imagine if everyone cared about the derby as much as pete
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>>142805229
>ESPN production
should be used to it by now, but I'm not
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mechanics >>>>>> bench press
all hail king bohm
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KEK FATLONSO
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alonso bros I don't feel so good
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>getting a 90 year old to pitch for you
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Absolute SHIT
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>>142805300
look at the flags m8
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Pete Alonso? More like Eats Alfredo
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they're laughing at our girl bros

https://x.com/ClipsRuined/status/1813003848031871257
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God did none of the other Mets show up for Pete that’s so sad
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>>142805291
>She didn't play MLB the Show 22
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alonso is a clown
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>birds in Marines commercial turn into drones
what did they mean by this?
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>>142805324
everyone laughed at that, no way to take that seriously
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>mest
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why do they keep hyping this moron. remember when he was doing squats in full uniform
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base hit up the middle right there
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oh no no no no
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boomer has arthritis and can't pitch
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PETE’S COOKED
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>>142805300
me pete no retard me make happy fart and smelly lick finger in bum bum yummy good more stinky mommy
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1 year $2M deal with the rockies
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I’m so depressed
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Pete is so cringe, he's definitely signing with the Memeiners, they would love his cringe there
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>peete poolonso
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>>142805323
I enjoy alfredo.
Do you have a problem with that?
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This geriatric fuck has only thrown like 3 pitches in the zone
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Mets fan and I knew he’d somehow do this.
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>>142805324
>our girl
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LOL MEST
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peepete poolonso
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alonso sisters
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My god man at least get 10
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It's so over Metssisters
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wft pete are you retarded
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sorry jack
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>9hr
Yeah maybe we don’t want him
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i love ads a lot
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They were REALLY banking on this guy to deliver
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petey make stinky mommy wipey wipe smell good lick poopy make more poopy baby
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>>142805360
Are you obese like pete? Pete gonna punish this old fuck and make him throw 100 to give him a heart attack
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this was supposed to be the mests one shining moment KEK
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Why the fuck did Pete assign buck showalter as his pitcher lol?
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>>142805324
unironically worse than Roseanne
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>bohm advances
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>first batter is the one who takes it
does this happen often?
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uh oh stinky
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LOLMETS
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IF YOURE GONNA PLAY IN TEXAS
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>Alonso was the odds on favorite to win
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bohm is so based lol
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>>142805379
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what in the fuck pete you suck at baseball
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>mests
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The Philthies literal who is in first and Pete is in LAST?!?! How could this happen mestsissies???
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>bohm

top kek
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Pete Alonso, you are a Miami Marlin
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phillies > mets
tbdesu
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i knew they were going to give pete dud balls
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just a mest thing
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>>142804640
$20 on draftkings getting me $500 with those bohmer homer odds my fren
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>>142805427
a white sox..pete you suck at baseball
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lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Called it

Alright let's go JRam, my pick to win it
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pete will be out of the league within 2 years
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This is one of the most poorly produced events I've ever seen.
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>a couple days ago we had Copa and Euro going on with full slate of baseball games
>now we only have this garbage
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MEET DA METS
GREET DA METS
STEP RIGHT UP
AND PLAY GOLF WITH DA METS
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>>142805430
Humiliation ritual
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bohm believers where are you?
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>>142805423
>literal who
u are a giant faggot
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>>142805443
>American production value
Typical!
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>>142805436
can I have your 500$ for me sick pet called dicky
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god damn i used to hate the phillies so much and now i find myself unable to not love their awesome bros like bohm harpgod marsh
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I think that echo of the closed stadium is throwing off the vibe
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Bohm got 2019 balls forreal
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boras didnt pay for the proper (((balls)))
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>>142804640
I bet on pete Alonso to hit a home run and almost lost....
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how much money was just lost on pete losing...over 9000 or tree fiddy
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>>142805475
imagine losing money on the home run slurpy
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My nigga Ramirez swinging at these balls like it's Tim Anderson's face
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>>142805460
This one actually feels like their year unlike the last two so I might not be as upset if they make it this time
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Its disturbing to see Jose Ramirez's ankles. Put on some socks or something
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Switch hitting blows my mind
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>you now remember pete alonso
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JRam is so underrated it’s ridiculous
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>don't care about this at all
>still watching
at least it's baseball-adjacent
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>>142804640
I got Ramirez at +1200 and it's looking like a solid investment right now
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GO BOBBY
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>>142805488
tim lose a fight to a midget manlet how sadden
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>When Ramirez was comparing himself to Bonds
>haha how silly
>See his numbers and he's "only" playing like George fucking Brett.
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i have like $1600 in I and EE bonds that dont mature until 2032. should i cash them in?
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God changing these fucking rules so often not even the commentary knows them and are correcting each other
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>>142805492
very, very disrespectful
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>>142805475
I lost the $100k down payment for my wife and I's dream home. bros what do i do?
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>>142805513
that's so low you might as well wait
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>>142805497
How about pitching?
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>they really named a team ‘the Guardians’
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>Jim Thome
>Guardians
fucking cowards
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>>142805497
it's a lost art desu
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>>142805525
make it back shitcoining
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Alright how much do you think Pete’s gonna make this Fall after that performance?
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>>142805532
Yes, so what?
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>>142805498
Farm animal tits
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>>142805529
switch pitching is super gay
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>manlets in the home run derby
never goes well, they have too work too hard
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>>142805503
Nvm, he ran out of gas
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>fatty runs out of stamina halfway through
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>>142805525
get another wife cmon get with it
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>>142805508
Witt is not winning the Home Run Derby. Ramirez and Ozuna will make sure of it. Even after the MLB changed the rules of the derby for him so he wouldn't be one and done.
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>>142805540
Guard me bro!
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>>142805542
thats my fetish
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yo phillies bros who has the gif of bohm? you know the one, I don't have it right now
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I can't remember a derby having less tension than this one
I think that nightmare national anthem rendition set the tone
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>adolis already eliminated
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more like Alec DONE
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>>142805550
Nvm again, we are so back Ramirez bros
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so whos the smartass that gave halftard alonso a spot on the allstar team
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>>142805591
he's gassed no chance he makes it out of semis
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So is getting drunk the key to winning the derby?
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>>142805579
Because its not head to head
>>
Alec Bohm still the one seed baybay
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>bonds only won the derby once
>it was in the 90s before the home run races and shit
the early 2000s was crazy for hitters man gawd damn
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>>142805461
It sounds like they’re in a convention center
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>>142805579
Tension in a derby? This is for fun.
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>>142805592
each team has to have at least 1 rep
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>>142805579
it’s the first round
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>>142805283
he means that the swedish flag is the denmark ohtani spam poster, he just moved to sweden
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Imagine not betting on JRam
Fucking idiots
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>>142805534
Cope
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the fukken manlet wins again...chad days as top shit is over long live the manlet
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>>142805596
I flat staked him and Gunnar, so I feel pretty confident one of them will win.
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NEW
>>142805623
>>142805623
>>142805623
>>142805623
>>142805623
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Ozuna about to smack those balls like he smacks his wife
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>>142805620
gunnar might i'd imagine he'll be as relaxed as bohm with more shots
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Kek ozuna is already toast
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>>142805607
yeah so whyd they pick the teams biggest jabroni
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>>142804348
Shit derby



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