>Lap:#7243>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142794749>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Schumacher statusHomosexual>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218 (215 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:30>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:191>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan80>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 255 (+18)NOR: 171 (+15)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 146 (+11)PIA: 124 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 373 (+18)Ferrari: 302 (+11)McLaren: 295 (+27)Mercedes: 221 (+25)Aston Martin: 68 (+10)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 755.04 (+55.56)PER: 751.80 (+86.81HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)>News:Allison explains how ‘pretty bloody good’ Antonelli is developing and if he’s ready for F1‘Everyone is catching up’ – Verstappen prepared for ‘proper battle’ as 2024 season goes onBearman must have space to ‘make the mistakes he needs to make’ – LeclercAudi joins forces with BP for F1 2026 projectHelmut Marko hits out at rival F1 teams for being ‘afraid of junior drivers’‘We can see where we need to improve’ – Aston Martin praise Alonso and Stroll amid recent car performance strugglesOliver Bearman tips Hamilton to bring “winning mentality” to Ferrari in F1 2025
>You are NOT going to fuckin' believe this
this season has been entertaining thus far but these past 1-2 races have been the absolute slurpiests of slurpers, it's not gonna get better is it? i hate seeing ferrari tumble down the field every race and max coast to victory.
Strip Weathers the GOAT of motorsports not that Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher and Dale Earnhardt BS.
amx
ayy gabagool ova heah
>>142811454If you unbutton a shirt so much your pecs are showing you'll attract the attention of the likes of Ralf Schumacher.Linen shirts are meant to fit loosely, so you are not going to show your gains much and also linen wrinkles very easily so you'll look like a bum by the end of the evening, especially if you drive there, seatbelt and all. Linen shirts are a meme.If you wanna show off, put on a well fitting, very thin cotton shirt.
is there anything this woman cant do?
>Lewis getting megabucks makes Newey too expensive for Ferrariwould be very Ferrari way of fucking up guaranteed multiple WDC/WCC's
>>142811454Linen shirt is more comfortable and you won't have sweaty armpit stains. Tight fitting shirts are for fags and try hards
> HAAS announces extension of technical partnership with Ferrari till 2028So was the Toyota rumor just a bargaining chip on Mr Tax Evasion's side ? I would not be surprised
>>142811383max did not coast to victory in the recent races retardBoth in the last 2 second was the ultimate best he was able to achieve (on the redbullring of course he crashed with lando but the bong was clearly faster, just retarded)
>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
>>1428118012026 would be too late for Toyota so 28/29 seems logical. Audi started years ago as well.
>>142811819hamilton is complete and udder shit
>>142811819He won't be this weekend
How do we make F1 cool again?
>>142811847>leave 25 points to us
>>142811454>meeting an old work friend (female) today. It's quite humid and I want to show off my gains. Shall I wear a linen shirt unbuttoned slightly (showing pecs) or a well-fitted t-shirt?are you hoping to... you know... with her?or is that "Ambition ahead of adhesion" as Brundle sometimes says?
>>142811819poorez will be lucky to finish p8 in the championship
>>142811870gridgirls, tobacco ads, refueling
>>142811874>it was 26 points>perez pits for softs on the last two laps>gets fastest lap>gets overtaken by hulk and finishes 11th
>>142811354It's a fucking soaring 40C+ heatwave outside. The drivers will literally die.Also it will be a fucking slurper, I hate our track. Should have been dumped ages ago.I mean I love F1 coming here, but the track itself belongs to the ground.
Why am I reading that Ocon will be going to Haas? Bearman is gonna have the accolade of the unluckiest season for an F1 rookie now. Having a teammate thats very annoying and is a nuisance to his peers in the track
>>142812006it's already on the ground
>WHY Mercedes could win 3 in a row in Hungary
>>142812006>The drivers will literally die.Good.
g mi i
>>142811818But Max clearly coasts to victory, red bull is a rocketship on the straights but also has very good deg.
g mmii i_
>>142812006You mong dtsbabby these shitters raced in such heat a lot of times, even in worse c9onditions with same heat but very high humidity, I would be more worried about the fans health desuBut not yours, you have worse takes than all the hungarian commentators altogetherKYS faggot
/f1/ belongs to the gimi
>>142812276Are you Dog honestly defending the Hungaroring? A track as wide as Monaco but without the barriers?
>>142811818>Hungarian comprehension
>>142812272Not even the sixth fastest car, bro
No fighting please
>>142811565Thank you Spain bro. I trust you have a wealth of experience in both these sorts of weather conditions and dealing with fruity German tourists, so I'll take your advice.
>>142812386faggot
>>142812030Bearman will get absolutely destroyed and will never finish a single race higher than ocon
>>142811884We had a little thing going on when we worked together but I had a girlfriend at the time so we didn't actually do anything apart from a small kiss once when we got really drunk.She may or may not still want the D, but I have reasons to believe she does.
>>142812386I'm not sure what kind of foods they give Hungarian women, but Vivien Keszthelyi's breasts have grown about 2 cup sizes in the past year
>>142812386Ralf looks like a kratt brother hereViv looks great as usual, love the pale lookDavid looks like a huge poofer
>>142812386SEXO
>>142812461Give it a coiple more years, she will blow up faster than an air mattress
>>142812474>Give it a coiple more years, she will blow up faster than an air mattressin a good way or?
gimi
>>142812490That girl got fucking double-teamed later.
>>142812525>That girl got fucking double-teamed later.unlikely. Female fans of motorsport tend to be conservative in values, family-oriented, and pure/innocent
>>142812546lmao
>>142812546in your fantasy world maybe
>>142812546So true
>>142812546xD
fuck jannies
>>142812388Be mindful of the fact that thin cotton shirts, especially if white, can appear translucent under the right lighting, which can be good or bad, depending on how you look at it.And don't forget to roll up your sleeves as the evening goes on to show her your forearms. I do hope you are doing your wrist curls.
Where the FUCK is Sainz going?
>>142812388>>142812434give us a post-race report and analysis tomorrow, yeah?
>>142812546
>>142812432It can be the opposite. Look at Retardo, the pressure to be better than rookie Tsunoda completely destroyed him.
>>142812809Austria.Not Red Bull, but Salzburg.
>>142812851Where have I seen this before...
>>142812851the ol were fucked but don't try to fix us approachpeak ferrari
>>142812571>>142812577>>142812642>>142812647>>142812812Give 5 (five) examples of whorish female F1/motorsport fans and I'll admit I'm wrong
>>142812900The comments on any instagram post by Pierre Gasly
>>142812900kelly piquet
>>142812900your mom counts as 5
>>142812900alexandra daddario
>>142812851ferrari moment
>>142812851Ah yes, the system that has worked so well.Wouldn't want to disrupt the excellence that is currently being displayed every race weekend.
>rigs your favourite sport while becoming a billionaireHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>142812962Don't insult my wife like that, you stinky Brit.
>>142812900the resident femoid flip, and any other fujo mclel fan (of which there are thousands)
>>142813030By fucking Susie.
Don’t really watch F1 but I have a question:Is Michael Schumacher literally a vegetable? Has his family been keeping his vegetative body suspended on life support for a literal decade now? Or is there more to this story than I’m getting from Wikipedia?
>>142813136Schumacher is dead
>>142813136Rumour is he's hiding in Argentina or the dark side of the moon.
>>142812386Fag Schumacher hahahahaha
>>142813136He's essentially the equivalent of an old man with dementia stuck in a care home.From what Jean Todt has discussed, there's moments where a flicker of recognition appears on his face (ie- when they watched a race on TV together) but otherwise it's not really Michael Schumacher anymore. Mick talked about his dad in the past tense in that Schumacher documentary last year.
>>142813154why would Schumacher need to hide when he hasn't committed any war crimes or crimes against humanity?
>>142813136He's in a progressive vegetative state or is pretending to be whilst all this shit about Ralf putting from the rough dies down.
>>142813221I want to kick her off the edge
>>142813210Alright thanks for the info
Can't they find a replacement double for Michael Schumacher? Just do what they did when the real Paul McCartney died in a car crash
>>142813221something i've noticed when i've browsed the wikifeet entries of the current crop of F1 academy pilots is that they've all got lovely, kissable feet
>>142813263The fuck!
>>142813247based
>>142813272
>>142812851And that's why there will never be someone like Ross Brawn and the gang from 25 years ago at Ferrari ever again.
>>142812851They could've saved a lot of money by not hiring Hamilton, but priorities.
>>142813230There was something about the smokestacks on his Swiss home. I have to find the document.
>>142813449it's not about having to save money or reaching some expenses cap you dummy
Everyone know Schumacher has become an artifically intelligent robot and now can detect sentient voices while still in a vegetative state. The technology is so modern and high tech that even governement cannot afford it, on top of that he is also spying on your calls for the Mi6/Mossad/FBI and Interpol and reading your /f1/ which is an act of espionage thats why he is on the run and hiding in Cuba
>>142812461it might be a german thing
>>142812386Monkeypox patient zero
Ralf Schumacher is a pole sitter
>>142813555I didn't say anything about cost caps. But if Mr. Vigna is so stingy, he should consider not spending so much money on other, less important things.
Friendly reminder that despite his homosexuality Ralf is the only honest pundit in the paddock, others are just PR mouthpieces who would sell their grandmas to make friends with drivers.
>>142813610it's not about that
>>142813616>pundit in the paddockthis sounds like a british term for a homosexual
>>142813616So you like the German faggots yeah?
>>142813616>pundit in the paddockOHHHH!!!!
>>142813616Not so honest about his sexuality for years though hey.
>>142813616Ralf only has shit takes and shit he dreamt up while in the shower. Just because his opinions are different from most bong media doesn't make them any good.
I met Mika at Goodwood this weekend ladsHe's chill as fuck
/f1/ taught me that linen isn't just a type of weave of cotton
>>142813616
>>142813668Did you meet The Mika or Häkkinen?
>>142813694He's right.
>>142813646>HEY LOOK HE DIDIN'T STONE THE FAG HE MUST BE ONE OF THEM>>142813665Probably the most open secret in the paddock, Bild & Windsor wrote about it 20 years ago and major F1 outlets didn't even bother make any headlines.>>142813642>>142813656>steve_rambo.jpg>>142813666>Just because his opinions are different from most bong media doesn't make them any good.We all know here that the mainstream PR speak is nothing but lies and that's why controversial opinions are so loved here. Of course there will be misses like this>>142813694
kwabis kwabilton
She got out
Ralf is only gaying out for attention cause otherwise everyone got sick of his retarded shit takes and he was about to lose his job
>>142812900Madison Ivy.
rat to hass rip beartwunk
>>142812900Aurelia Nobels
>>142813929Mercedes bulgie wulgie OwO
>>142813941the pornstar???
>>142814071BearMAN has already signed. Kwabnussen's seat is on the chopping block.
>>142814071
>>142814116Whorish enough for you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me7j-GtjRrU
Ocon is not going to Haas
>>142813929that bulge is where they put the semen tank, it replaces the drink bottle
>>142814094 >>142814193New sus
>Adrian Newey was strongly opposed to many elements currently present on the RB20, including part of the cooling. Last May, already resigned, he told Sky Sports UK that the RB20 did not fully convince him, especially having a characteristic that he was not at all satisfied with and that “it is something that will change later in the course of the season or more likely next year”. Newey did not agree with the strong extremism of cooling, so much so that, according to a source very close to the English engineer, he even “hates those entrances placed on the side of the Halo” introduced in Japan; just as he did not believe that the “shark inlet” were a good way forward.wache is pure shit bro
>>142814235>Newey leaves>car turns to shitMany such cases!
When will he come out?
just been kicked from the f1 group chat i was part of because i reposted something i read on /f1/
>>142814392then how did you make this post?
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZi-_B-nkIE
>>142814392was it "goblando"
>>142814455nah it was something posted in the last thread by the serbian anon
>>142814446What did gimi mean by that?
>>142812851>meanwhile hamilton captcha: 44HM0
>>142814446>Alonso puts in the best drive of the season>Renault fucks it all up at the final pit stopExplain?
I can't believe I stuck up for Ralf. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart
>>142814392group chats don't like it when you spam the n word 100 times
>>142814756I meant norris but go off king
mfw the Schumaker family has a fruit and a vegetable
>>142814235red bull is wached
>>142812789>I do hope you are doing your wrist curlsI thought these were a meme, do they actually work?
>>142814850
>>142814860heh
>>142814850Top jej
>>142811354HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142811354>>142815221based
>>142815257Based my Finlandian self !
>>142815286BASED commonwealth of nations friend
Hungaroring is ours. MENE SINNE LEWISnrnmh
>>142815333wrote in the captcha to prove I'm not a bot btw
yellow caralso racism is good
>>142815325
HP should have spent those billions sponsoring Ferrari into making a printer that doesn't commit suicide everytime you plug it.
What the fuck HP do ?They everywhere lately.From Ferrari to Real MadridSelling printers dont make you a billionaire
>>142815493Servers
>>142815519The restaurant industry isn't doing too hot either
>>142812461>I'm not sure what kind of foods they give Hungarian womenCzipos paprika, goulash and watermelon
>>142814917I was just memeing. I don't know if they work or not. I'm not /fit/.But forearms have muscles, so there has to be a way to train them.
>>142814996Why is yuki so short? Did his mom smoke or something?
>>142815775
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>>142815775He's actually amongst the tallest people of Japan
Are drivers who prefer understeer-y cars cucks?Discuss.
>>142815775140cm is short for japanese155cm is normal165cm is tall
Pitting under the safety car or red flags should be banned like in WEC
>>142816001>Toyota Wins LolNo
Leo and Roscoe finally met!
>>142816014Also, F1 should bring back aggregate timing, but that's probably unrealistic, and the races should be longer. Make it a 2hr timed race.
>>142816088The resident jannie would probably say>you can't post about dogs that's off topic and belongs on /an/
>>142812826Tsunoda isn't a rookie.
>>142816088What a nasty ass ugly mutt
>>142816279Hey, hey, buddy. He's a 7 time world champion.
rape seed oil
>>142812546actually she's MY wife
>>142811870Higher revs, distinct track aesthetics, more natural and efficient way of presenting. Its not easy but F1 being full of overqualified individuals might make it happen.
>>142812642She's only 17 you sick fuck
>>142816586oud genoeg om te schommelen
>>142813378Its funny how even when things were never better Ferrari still couldn't help themselves from imploding.>>142814555I wonder how the diversity hires will handle the backstabbing.
out of 10
>>142816279but enough about Hamilton
>>142813136They put his brain in the Merc after the accident which led to the extended Merc dominance. They couldn't fit the brain case in the new car which is why they struggled till they finally found a place for it here >>142813929
>>142816808hamilton is good looking
>>142816088ugly dogs
>>142816851Stop rubbing Vaseline on your eyeballs.
>>142815977I prefer slight understeer so I can put the power to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dcy79VJ_W0
>>142816001Correct, but yellows also.
>>142812900gemma
you now remember hungary 2016 qualifying yellow flag drama
>>142813616>others are just PR mouthpiecesvillenerve would to have a word
>>142816900in terms of looks itshamilton>russell>leclercrest are average joes, wouldn't really stand out in a supermarket
>>142817004Go back to the bottle. Its clear for all to see that its Leclerc>Alonso>Sainz
>>142817004George is more handsome than Lewis.
Why doesn’t Newey want to go to Alpine? It seems like the obvious choice
>>142817004>the Homo of Hämeenlinna
>>142817062Because he should go to Aston Martin instead.
Those 2026 cars are going to sink F1. I can't believe they're already stopped talking about them, and are already hyping up 2030. Lol. They all know how terrible the cars are going to be. All this just to get Audi in F1. Is it really worth it?
>>142817095>already hyping up 2030I haven't heard anything about 2030 yet. What are the regulation changes?
>>142816939That's why I said safety car (unless you mean FCY but F1 barely uses that)
>>142817062>>142817087Because Lawrence Stroll can outbid France
>>142817114https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/f1-ready-to-consider-different-engines-from-2030-in-push-for-more-noise/10611068/
>>142812006quali is good though
>>142817158inb4 they drop it to 4 cylinder engines.
I started watching WEC properly this year, and one thing I can appreciate is that there's always a reason to continue racing. In F1 you suffer a minor mishap that sends you back, and it's almost certain your race is over. With WEC. There's always time to make up for your mistakes, or maybe the other teams will make mistakes which brings you level. You've always got to keep going
>>142817158the dream scenario is that 2026-2029 bankrupts liberty and then in 2030 f1 goes back to v8 or v10. but I doubt anything that nice could happen.
>>142817095really? youre not looking forward to crofty creaming about x mode being activated(actually y mode) to do a wave by overtake because the cars are heavy as shit and the tyres are made of wax?why do you hate motorsport?
>>142812900My friend
>3 500cc maximum displacement, V-configuration, exotic materials banned and one engine per weekend>Unlimited MGU-H>Unlimited MGU-K>8 MJ for battery>Fuel flow limit and total fuel limit, toluene andother carcinogenic shit banned >No refuelling unless total race distance is increased from 300 km so teams don't have to put in 200 kg of fuel>6-speed gearbox with free ratiosCan you read, Stefano?
>>142812463You mean poofter.
>“Regretfully, neither the money (plus interest plus costs) has been paid, nor the race car delivered by the required deadline. A letter sent by Uralkali to Haas in early July providing options for the delivery of the race car to take place went unanswered. Further interest on the awarded sum continues to accrue.”>A Uralkali representative was quoted as saying: “Haas’ failure to execute the required transfers is a flagrant violation of the tribunal’s award as determined by an arbitration process signed on to by both sides. This gives new meaning to the expression ‘unsportsmanlike conduct.’ Uralkali will use all means provided for under the law to see that the ruling is implemented. Let all current and potential Haas sponsors be aware of the kind of treatment that may await them.”>Haas did not wish to comment on the matter when approached by Autosport.
>>142817280X-mode. Y-mode. Battery thrusters. DRS boost!
>>142817528>How about 4 top-of-the-line, brand spankingly new Haas CNC machines. Perfect for precision cutting and machining for the distinguished modern manufacturer.
>>142817466>tyres that aren't complete shit
>>142817528>Noooo you owe us more money AND a car!!!What's egghead doing these days anyway, wasn't he supposed to create a racing series for cancelled drivers or something
>>142817233>With WEC. There's always time to make up for your mistakes, or maybe the other teams will make mistakes which brings you level.Sounds like a good series for Norizz
>>142817607>"Sounds reasonable, Mr. Haas. Put them into same delivery with Raytheon and Lockheed so you save the freight cost and we can pick them up from Kiev"
>>142814311>Schumi is the better driver>Ralf is the better faggotIts Hamiltover
>>142817611
>>142817699When is Nikita coming back?
>>142817699Man, I wish I was a rich nepobaby
>>142817528russians can't do anything to anyone right now so haas will never pay
>>142817611>Geneva Conventions are irrelevant to the discussion>whataboutism>two wrongs don't make a right
>>142817528Good, I hope Haas gets reamed.
>>142818070>western courts making anyone pay russians lolhass pulled the heist of the century
>>142816711Ferrari 2000-2004 is their reboot.
>>142811870>stop racing in third world countries>stop racing on le hecking street circuits (only keep monaco as a classic)>bring back classic european tracks like nürburgring>ditch america completely and focus marketing solely on the rest of the world>fast-track development of a 100% renewable fuel so that we can ditch the battery and go back to classic engines>now you can make cars much smaller which will lead to tracks like monaco being drivable again>bring back refueling>bring back different tyre manufacturers who will compete in making the best tyre possible (fast and long lasting), this will enable drivers to stop managing all fucking race and instead go for quali laps>bring back grid girlsThere, I just saved F1.
>>142817215>4 cylindersSuffering continues
>>142813929George is too tall so they made room for his feet
*Wins Hungary*Ez
>>142818287stopped reading at the monacope
>>142818357>tfopinion discarded
well done /f1/
>>142818383
>>142818383thanks
>>142818383>plastic bag flies in your face>drain cover smashes your chest>cat licks your corpseBaku is gnarly.
Is he the weakest champion in Formula 1 history?
>>142818765Some of them are dead, dead people are pretty weak.
>>142818765I'd say Schumacher is pretty weak right now
>>142818765ever heard of damon hill?
>>142818438oh wow
>>142818765that other finn
Dec. 6 2023. What was that?
>>142818765no, your favorite driver is
>>142818918suzi x toto?
>>142818765>beats the cheat car-having nigger fraud while having 2-0 mechanical retirementsi dunno, rajeev, i think there are far weaker ones
Why is /f1/ so dead?
>>142819489Race week
Lando Throwins
>>142819539Thank you for this . I'm certain it will come in handy
Reminder that the biggest week in /f1/'s history has been the 2022 Bahrain GP in terms of amount of posts throughout the week, posts on raceday, posts in the thread
>>142819404Kimi is a fraud who lost 2 - 3 championships and Hamilton is infinitely better. And still barely won 2007 with the fastest car and FIA rigging. He wasn't even better than Massa. At least Phil Hill and Denny Hulme were good in sports cars but Kimi was shit in WRC and NASCAR too.CHAMPIONSHIPS LOST2003200520082012CHAMPIONSHIPS WON2007Also, don't insult other people's ethnic groups. That's not very "based" of you.
>>142819489I'm busy playing a 800+ piece jig
>>142813642>tiny edd
Post more and tell me more about David Schumacher’s girlfriend…
Having a shit day and reading F1 fanfiction, in the one I'm reading Michael Schumacher just found out he's pregnant (don't worry Corinna is the father) just had to tell someone it's a crazy cliffhanger to leave it on
>>142819670>>>>>>fastest cardidn't know curry had hallucinogens
>>142818765Keke Rosberg is the worst champion in history.
>>142819866This is what Kimi needed to win the WDC>clear fastest car (even Massa was in contention for the WDC at one point)>McLaren implosion>FIA rigging so McLaren doesn't get DSQ'd in 2008>No 1 status after Monza/Spa>They don't DSQ BMW for breaking fuel flow restrictions when Hamilton was behind because?>Wins by one point and by countback.>>142819936Probably true.
Ralf married a Nazi
>>142819980All the redditors desperately deleting their supportive comments
>remember Formula E exists*time to watch some highlights*>not only is the car slow as fuck, it's also so ugly that even its designer can't love it>"ATTACK MODE" from Mario Kart>flashy lights in cars, fucking why?>worse on-screen graphics than F1What the actual fuck, I thought battery tech took massive leaps in the last 10 years, please tell me they got rid of swapping cars mid race?
>>142819980Well now it's no surprise that he's gay.
>>142819961this is what the filthy nigger needed>cheat car, was obviously quicker than ferrari and more reliable>ferrari losing the (non-pajeet) britbongs that made it work>FIA not DSQing mclel on the spot for being cheating faggots>the team sabotaging alonso in favor of the golden boy at their own expenseand he still got killed with a brick in china and lost>Verification not required.
>>142819999You forgot about Fan Boost™Fans literally vote on Twitter and their favorite driver gets a power boostI'm not joking
god im mentally ill
>>142819980>yay, ralf is gay !>NO NOT LIKE THAT AHHHyou love to see it.
>>142817528They probably can’t pay even if they wanted to due to sanctions. I’ll be shocked if they ever get any money back
>>142820047>this is what the filthy nigger neededmental illness>ferrari losing the (non-pajeet) britbongs that made it workmental illness. Ferrari had the fastest car in 2006, 2007, and 2008>cheat carRenault did the same thing that year and nothing happened>was obviously quicker than ferrari liesand more reliableBecause Kimi is a car breaker>FIA not DSQing mclel on the spot for being cheating faggotsSee earlier comment>the team sabotaging alonso in favor of the golden boy at their own expenselies again>and he still got killed with a brick in china and lostSee earlier comment
>thing happen in formula 1>1 guy comes out on top>the people who don't like that guy find excuses why it doesn't countriveting stuff, really
>>142819980Well, islam is the least gay friendly culture so I don't see what's so surprising
>>142820141anon, lying on the internet for cheap (you)s isn't funny. i do appreciate that your only comment on the cheated mclaren is just >b-but renault ! !!britbong bait is the lowest of the low sadly. not sending their best.
>F1 starts getting competitive and fun just in time for FIA to change the regulations to let one team will dominateI swear to god
can't believe no one has still posted edd dissing mclaren video
>>142820053>For Season 10 a feature called 'Attack Charge' is expected to be introduced, where the drivers will come into the pits to service a mandatory 30 second pit stop that will charge the batteries, and add 4kWh of energy to them, which will also unlock two enhanced Attack Mode boosts. In the race, the maximum power output of the cars is currently restricted to 300 kW (402 bhp). >also checked Wiki and they have some utterly stupid quali system where drivers run H2H YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKTWITS JUST RUN A NORMAL QUALI AND THREE FUCKING RACES WITH HALF THE DISTANCE AND CHARGE YOUR GAY AS FUCK ELECTRIC CAR BETWEEN NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT MUH E-PRIX JUST CALL THEM RACES OR FUCKING WHATEVER YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN IDIOTS
>>142820141>mental illnesspic rel>Ferrari had the fastest car in 2006, 2007, and 2008wrong, wrong and wrong. at least in 2006 they had schumacher-brawn-todt, but that went to shit>Renault did the same thing that year and nothing happeneddid they? cause i distinctly remember the mclol drivers actually testing the ferrari, meaning that they were basically one step ahead in development at all time>liesmonaco, monza>Kimi is a car breakerah yes, a smoother driver breaks cars more than rough ones like alonso and hamilton>lies againhungarythis is your brain on being a paki
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0aVcwOuesAedd posts here
>>142820228My favorite part of formula e was the car swaps they used to do. I miss that with the current energy saving all race stuff they do now
>>142819670dumb ranjeet, him not winning 2003 and 2005 was 100% on McLaren for building unreliable cars.
>>142820228Electric Formula 1 would be good if the battery tech improved and they could run as much horsepower as possible. Maybe as its own category.>>142820246>>142820305I'm already bored now. Stop.
/f1/ Thread favourites:>Nigel Mansell>gimi>Alexandra Daddario>the “We Gaan” pilot>VELAS bimbo>Anri Okita>Kaho Shibuya>Ai Uehara>Hitomi Tanaka>Brundle>James Hunt>Adrian Newey>Big Juan MontoyaAm I Missing anyone?
>>142816088>even Hamilton's dog is getting toppedPride month is over
>>142820324>Electric Formula 1 would be good if the battery tech improved and they could run as much horsepower as possible. Maybe as its own category.That's one thing I don't get, why don't they allow custom battery tech in Formula E as OEM's would get limitless budget from boards to advertise their battery tech.Oh, and guess what? They hired that Grosjean-look-a-like dyke as Chief Marketin Officer, must be the all good work she did with F1 before getting sacked.https://www.fiaformulae.com/fr/news/502710
>>142820228quali duels are better than f1 quali
>>142819711John, I really, really really like this Edd.
>>142817528>>142817607>Representatives from Haas claimed they had notified Uralkali's lawyers that the payments would be delivered within "2 weeks" but would not elaborate when asked for further clarification
>>142820444>two more weeks
>>142820347>no edddeeply, deeply unserious list
>>142817095I'm honestly more interested to see if the rumors of it being even more engine dominated than the current V6TH era was are true. It would be fucking hilarious to see RBR demolish all the remaining records while having an absolute shitshow of an aero team.Even more funny considering Max was one of the first drivers to sound the alarm.>>142817466>>No refuelling unless total race distance is increased from 300 km so teams don't have to put in 200 kg of fuelPretty sure teams already don't put in 200kg of fuel, they didn't put 200kg in during the V10 era and those were significantly less fuel efficient, last I heard they use <100kg for a full race.>>142819980lmfao
>>142820490no sophia either
>>142820506>Pretty sure teams already don't put in 200kg of fuel, they didn't put 200kg in during the V10 era and those were significantly less fuel efficient, last I heard they use <100kg for a full race.Refuelling, bro, refuelling. Though V8 era was run without refuelling from 2010 onwards, tanks were something like 150-180 litres.
Ja fick mich im arsch!
good afternoon
>>142820347Sophia
>>142820053>F1 gets fan boost and fan de-boost>the driver that gets booed the most gets the de-boost>AMX has constant de-boost and drives 30% slower>HAM+Norris drives at +30% speed and wins every race
>>142820602/biz/ idea: bring back refuelling, but only once per race
>>142821111nice numbers
>>142820975Norris would still find a way to choke race wins with a power boosted car
>>142821182>fan race restart from last lap and with fan favorite 30 sec in the leadI don't see a problem, frend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbUk7NVj7a8Pretty nice comparison vid about the GP2 engine
>>142820975>AMX would instantly leave F1 the moment this was implemented>goblin would still choke and lose>neguinho would be surprised by the speed boost and go off track
>>142811870smaller cars, refueling, reverse track changes made because "security"
gimi gimi gimi a man after midnight
>>142821334What are you doing in Finland, Ralf?
>>142821356Only the straightest of heterosexuals listen to Abba
>>142821662the only thing i want from my life is to have a daughter and dance with her to slipping through my fingers (or the spanish version of it, which i prefer)
>>142821712huh I thought that was AJ Styles for a second
FAGGOTS
>>142821739But enough about ralf
Who wins in equal machinery?Who wins in the post-race fist fight?
>>142821739don't know why i said that>>142821748that must be itanywaynight lads
>>142812006theres been good moments
>>142821712>i want from my life is to have a daughterHow do you cope with *hits pipe*?
The “Perez is an idiot if he signed a new contract with performance clauses” misses that he’s likely getting more guaranteed money from the new contract as wellThen it becomes a matter of “well, if they do drop me at least I’ll still get $10m” which makes perfect sense. No-one else is making that muchAnd agents will always push you to take the cash as they make 5-10% of it
>>142821834we already talked about this anon
>>142821834Perez is an idiot because he's Mexican.
>>142821834Sorry, I meant no-one else is PAYING him that much
>>142821854>>142821856we already discussed the matter, anons, it's closed
>>142821800if you're asking ironically, how is providing another man everything just for him to fuck women you could fuck instead any better? the correct way with the 4chan incel evolutionary psychology rhetoric would be to fuck and impregnate women without ever giving a thought about the children, which isn't a chad thing at all IRL if you're asking unironically, i simply don't care thus don't have to cope with it
Plot twist:>Ralf is cage anon.
>>14282185Could be worse, he could be Russian
>>142821881I was just memeing, but if you want to have a little chat, I'll give you my take.I don't think it's about having another man fuck your daughter or have your son fucking women you could be fucking instead or anything like that.I think it's about raising a daughter just for her to turn into a man-hating liberal retard. I suppose you could raise a son just for him to turn into one of the likes of Ralf Schumacher, but that seems less likely.How do you cope with your sweet little girl turning into a vicious bitch ready to bite you just like the system has taught her.>just teach her rightMaybe it is that easy. Maybe I am too blackpilled. But I've seen my schoolmates turn from seemingly normal girls into wannabe activists and I don't think I'd want to bring up a daughter just to end up in that situation.
>>142821978but cage anon stopped with the faggotry, not embraced it further
>>142821712>
>>142811565The whole idea of a linnen shirt is for it to be wrinkly you style-less brownoid. Showing off gains is only interesting for lower class faggots.This is the kind of person who orders a gin and tonic "with the cheap gin, you can't tell the difference"
>>142821834>Perez is an idiot if he signed a new contract with performance clausesPoorez is lucky to have gotten any contract with RB, let alone a 2 year one. I don't think he has the leverage to demand no performance clauses on top of that if RB (hopefully) insisted on including one.
>>142822088take the indifference pill. i still consider myself fairly conservative but i don't give a shit about trannies, feminists or immigrantsi quit being racist long ago and could easily have mixed-race children, but up until very recently i still hated the whole idea of trannies (and i sitll consider it more a half-forced cultural thing than an actual gender crisis) but after i met some of both persuasions who passed 100% and they looked and behaved completely normal, i once again quit giving a fuck. just live and let live i guess, i've got my own fucking problems and don't need to be thinking about shit that doesn't directly affect me F1 related because Lewis Hamilton is the product of an interracial marriage
>>142821834You know remember when retards here were saying he was retarded for not accepting the 1 year redbull was offering hima nd that they would never EVER give him 2year
>>142822194>>142822350who cares
>>142818924You have such a nice collection of F1 pics, yet all of your F1 opinions are shit
>>142822157>The whole idea of a linnen shirt is for it to be wrinkly you style-less brownoid.Looking like shit is actually good? No, the whole idea of a linen shirt is that they let the air pass through. They are summer shirts. They cover you from the sun and are fresh. The fact that they look wrinkly as fuck after half an hour is an undesirable side effect.>Showing off gains is only interesting for lower class faggots.Cope. Posting shirtless pics on instagram is for lower class shitskins. Tastefully dressing in a way that allows you to show off your figure is what any man that actually has any gains to show off would do.What you said is as retarded as saying you have to pretend to be poor and dumb instead of actually showing your wealth and knowledge.>This is the kind of person who orders a gin and tonic "with the cheap gin, you can't tell the difference"I don't even know what the fuck does this mean.
>>142821978another plot twist: he's (you)hi ralf
>/f1/ doesn't listen to psychedlic ska when wrenchingWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGhttps://youtu.be/RfkJDcpkbyM
>>142822428>I don't even know what the fuck does this mean. Learn English, you fag. For that you will need to open a book, I'm sure someone in the low price gym you frequent will be able to show you how to do that. After that you are free to show off your gay pecs in a tight, transparent shirt again while the cultured people laugh about you behind your back, worried you'll make a scene like people from your socio-economic stratum are won't to do. Dumb prole.
gimi>>142822417kek I'm stealing this
>>142822600And them auto correct gives me "won't" - FUCK!
>>142822600Your shirt looks like shit. You should iron it before leaving the house.
Formula Linen.
>talking about clothing instead of vroomsby spreading his asscheeks, ralf has spread his influence on this general
>>142820602Refuelling wasn't a thing in the 80s, they carried about twice as much fuel back then as they do now.
>>142822775you should have posted the dish, otherwise this blogpost is a meaningless lie
>>142822622kwab(kimi was always better)
>>142822826the dish is currently digesting and I do not want you to gimi
Me when Yugi interview
>>142822088>>142821881The correct response to the pipe question is the pipe counterpoint*hits pipe*I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically
>>142822315>just live and let live i guess, i've got my own fucking problems and don't need to be thinking about shit that doesn't directly affect meIt does directly affect you btw, you're just so much of a nihilist you've stopped caring about how it affects you.
>>142822781>by spreading his asscheeks, ralf has spread his influence on this generalDo we have confirmation for which one is the girl in the relationship? Perhaps some of the ever present faggots ITT can weigh in on who takes which role in the relationship.
Can we talk about anything other than Ralf bumming men
>>142823234Leo mounted Roscoe (it's a metaphor for their owners' next season)
>>142823234It being over for RBRWho Ferrari will hire next to turn around their fortunesWho Ferrari will hire as TP next after the person they hired to turn around their fortunes didn't work outIt not being over for RBR because NARB and Goblando are both chokersWho goes where in the Haas, Williams, Sauber game of musical chairs (nobody fucking cares no matter the result)
>>142822452Hello Esti, how are you. What are you wearing?
ordered a 'za
>>142823450does it have pineapple?
Are they?
>>142822677You showed him!
>>142823644Yes, it's just that Norris is complete utter shit and PS3 is just fodder to the slaughter for Mclel
>Want to buy a PC chair>See the good ones>See price>1/4 price of a fucking carWhat the fuck. F1 related because F1 driver need to sit on ergonomic seat for comfort
New Ricky slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9V53tNueN4
>>142822600go pump some muscle germanon. it makes a man feel less scared of his surroundings. that way you don't need to be both autistic AND annoying.
>>142823882You don't need to buy a "pc chair" they are all shit. You need to buy a high end office chair like a steelcase leap or Herman Miller aeron, and you need to buy it used. A lot of startup offices and businesses like that go bust all the time, selling off their shit and you can get prime equipment very cheap. I got a steelcase leap for 100 euros last year.
>>142823953I am in very good shape, thank you very much, swimmer body, six pack. (Not that the ability to move isn't vastly more important, meatheads wouldn't understand of course). But I am a man of culture, so I would cringe to be seen in a thin, tight, quasi transparent cotton shirt like this Spanish mutt thinks looks good. It's the uniform of the prole, I am sure he combines it with gelled hair and a tacky gold necklace, the lower class piece of shit. Stop being style-free poor people, you losers.
>>142823985I don't disagree (especially if he means one of those shitty gaymen chairs) but you have to keep in mind you're talking to an indo100 euros is more like 400 euros for him
>>142824080a real tateist :D shit not the poor :DDD
>>142824080>swimmer bodyThe preferred term is "otter"
>>1428239854 of those and i can buy a ToyotaFuck that
Sophia owes me sex
>>142824132Duh, that Toyota has 4 seats
>femoids born in the 2000s are about to hit the wall.races for this feel?
>>142824111Only fags say otter. It's a grinder term.Verification not required
>>142824132As an American I wish I could buy a good little reliable Toyota for the cost of 4 Herman miller aerons
>>142824132Oh shit sorry, I didn't look at the flag. Just kiss your lower back goodbye and sit on one of those miniature plastic chairs you guys have at the street food stalls, doesn't matter anyway.
>>142824216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>142824168>races for this feel?2019 Canadian Grand Prix (you're about 6 years too late)
>>142824274
>>142824251calm down Ralf :D jeesh give us a break :D
>>142824319It's all good, Aidan, he won't get it anyway
>>142824251lol faggot
>>142824560
>>142811354Dios mio.
Women: mentioned
>>142824703What did they know about car development? Why hasn't Lawrence brought them back?
>>142824753Sperm also weigh couple of grams
>>142824703Good morning
>>142825136I haven't slept yet
>>142824640tv is really fake af. Jesus. I thought she was cute like a month ago from TV.
>>142818357Monaco is what separates a good driver from a great one. Would be fucking criminal to lose it.
>>142825497Pole position is what separates a good driver from a great at Monaco. The race is irrelevant.
>>142823985>I got a steelcase leap for 100 euros last year.No shit? I need to get a new desk chair. Where’d you find it? Just on one of those normal sites like eBay or somewhere unusual?
>>142825497checo won in monaco
>>142825528>Pole position is what separates a good driver from a great at Monaco. The race is irrelevant.This has been debunked btw
>>142825559So did Ricciardo, Trulli and Panis.
>>142825629That was before F1 cars were wider than a city bus. It proved correct last time around. I don't think anyone overtook.
>>142825776>That was before F1 cars were wider than a city bus.Since the start of the V6TH era pole has a 50% win rate, which is roughly equivalent to what it has historically.
>>142826617Air bender, emphasis on the bender
>>142825176Good morning never sleeps
>>142825528>The race is irrelevant.The race is on Saturday, dickhead. On Sunday all the drivers get up, and go for a parade to the trophy ceremony. You've got 23 other events, try and cope with the fact that there's room for one unique one that separates the shitters and gives consequences for going offline.
>>142825629>imola 33% when this year it has been the worst track for overtakeslol
>>142826781thats deep bro
>>142827034that's what she said
>>142827203dont be crass
>>142827226
I like Arcade Racing games more than Simulation Racing Games
F1 and /f1/ both really fucking gay.simply don't enjoy either anymore
>>142827291You still enjoy life tho? Noob
>>142827327i enjoy drunk driving and dancing on railway tracks
>>142827347in minecraft...?
If the premise for a rookie is to learn the trade by his teammate for a year then how come the teammate is still given preferential treatment even at the 2nd year and not the rookie?
>>142827411wish there was an abandoned mine nearby i could explore
>>142827561m8 grindr is right there
>>142827574>just be an aids monkeyi don't hate existence that much
>>142827582>wants to enter unventilated underground channelsyes you do
>>142827516>crashes>steals your car that you didn't crash and kicks you out of the race, ends up crashing again anyway (at the same spot)>later keeps your pristine chassis and gives you the fucked up one and takes all of the upgrades, you're running last years floor>"wow why aren't you doing better huh? huh? huh?"
https://youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpnIV0ic4Bc
>>142828173all of those guys are literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTonDTvPuTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!
have sex (with men)
Hamilton Wins Hungary !Perez DNF and Fired from Dead bull !
Why would Günter Steiner replace a future race winner Mick Schumacher with this washed no-podiums hack Nico Hülkenberg?
>>142829016He's a homophobe and doesn't want anything to do with a family tainted by fags.
I guess people who can do extreme things have a different brain structure
>>142826969used to be even worse
>>142822315>finlandmore like finasteride
ah fuck not again
>>142823179>you're just so much of a nihilistLook where you are, that was the staple of this site before 2016.
Just fyi, she’s at the Hungarian gp this weekend (husband is half-hungarian)
signs that you are not straight1. you like boys
have we recovered from poois getting a win yet
Miggers we're almost back!>Mick Schumacher (Michael's son) says return to F1 is 'within reach'https://www.primediaplus.com/2024/07/17/mick-schumacher-michaels-son-says-a-return-to-f1-is-within-reach
>>142829355So did he beat Doohan time or what
>>142825533Yeah, on Germany's equivalent of eBay, called Kleinanzeigen
>>142829355>(Michael's son)KWAB
>>142827347>drunk drivingWait aussieland doesn't have the retarded "drink driving" phrase like in bongland and gayope?
>have successful career on your own despite your brother being the sport's GOAT>marry bimbo fucktoy and pass on your genes, making heterosexual incels seethe>come out as gay with your much younger French bf
>>142829433
>>1428293552x7+days
Today is mh17 anniversary btw. Any f1 races for this feel?Related because current world champion is dutch.
>>142829481>Today is mh17 anniversary btw. Any f1 races for this feel?2016 Russian Grand Prix
>hungary next
>>142829433*relatively successful
>>142829327>husbandMy chances...
Best not underestimate Estonians. Small country, not a whole lot of people, but they're the country with the most female supermodels per capita, at 74 per million. Considering the capital is about half a million at a size of about 160 square kilometers, there's what, a super-model about every 4 square kilometers? Dense.
>>142829355He's coming out gay too?
Would /f1/ rather fuck Ralfs arse or be fucked in the arse by Ralf?
>>142829713>Considering the capital is about half a million at a size of about 160 square kilometers, there's what, a super-model about every 4 square kilometers? Dense.Yeah but America has the most Super-sized-models
>>142815493HP provided the world with top quality Metrology equipment back from the 60s and earlier please watch the CuriousMarc youtube channel to learn more!
I remember
>>142830002Great trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1mLIeXwsQ
>perez takes out Max, the McLels and the Mercs in turn 1>Ferrari 1-2, Hulk on the podium
>>142829949S
AMuS reporting that Honda are considering making a full return as a constructor
>>142829772tie him to a chair and force him to watch how sophia violates my young hot body in unspeakable ways (germans will understand what I mean)
>>142830082yes pls
sneeding
>magnussen takes out 19 drivers including himself>Zhou The Legend wins the race
>>142830082>Amusguswhere proof
>>142830082DO IT! HRC F! Team
>>142830082
>>142829713they also a country with the most russians per capita
>>142829645Ralf was somehow the 2nd highest paid driver in 2005
>>142830454>that VIP Paddock Pass postyou mean those
>>142830082>Toyota Haas>Honda Aston Martinnow we just need Nissan Williams, Mazda VCARB, and Subaru Sauber
Hungary next.
>>142811870No Tilke tracks, no desert races, no red flags for weather, grid girls, F3 sized cars, no mandatory pitstops, refueling allowed
>>142811870>team ownership by car manufacturer mandatory, none of this energy drink malarkey>bring back the choice between larger NA or smaller turbo engines>expand rookie program from a couple FP1 sessions to at least 1 sprint race>end the season with a charity race where the drivers face off in F3 carsmaybe reintroduce two raceweekends at the same track, but with different tyre compounds like in 2020
>>142811870who is she?
Fabienne Wohlwend is teasing a big announcement on her socials due at 5pm CET
>>142830733when was the last time she went racing?
>>142830733coming out as ftm trans and dating ralf
>>142830783>coming out as ftm trans and dating ralfhighly, highly unlikely considering shes a massive girly girl
>>142830700Genevieve Gaunt
>>142830793>german flag on wristIt's a sign
>>142830691>>team ownership by car manufacturer mandatory, none of this energy drink malarkeyhello demonicali, enjoying your time in amsterdam, i hope
>>142830691>none of this energy drink malarkeyYou know this will also exclude Williams and Sauber?
>>142830523what is it about hungary and czechia
>Williams warns Sainz it won’t serve as a ‘stepping stone’ F1 teamWilliams boss James Vowles has warned Carlos Sainz that it doesn’t want to serve as a “stepping stone” in a Formula 1 driver’s career as he weighs up his next move.Sainz is continuing to hold up movement in the F1 driver market as he contemplates concrete proposals from Alpine, Sauber/Audi and Williams to obtain his services.Despite several drivers claiming Sainz’s indecision is preventing them from resolving their 2025 switch, the Spaniard is adamant that he won’t be rushed into a choice.Williams is among the teams that are awaiting an answer from Sainz as Vowles has admitted in public on multiple occasions that he stands as the side’s main target.However, Vowles has indicated he could lose patience with the protracted saga at some stage as he cited that Williams wants a driver that’s committed to its venture.“I think we’ve been fairly forthright and open on who we’d like to sign, but that doesn’t mean it will necessarily happen,” Vowles told talkSPORT.“We know where we place in the grand scheme of things.“What I would say is this, what I want is a driver that also wants to be a part of our journey, that wants to really, understands what Williams is about, both the old and the new, and wants that to be at the heart of what they’re doing driving wise.“And sometimes that doesn’t match up. Sometimes it does, but that’s really important to me. It's the way of the future.”Sainz was believed to have been targeting a return to Red Bull or the vacant seat at Mercedes, which could still be an option amid a declaration from boss Toto Wolff.
There is only one goat. Say his name.
>>142830953Jamie Chadwick
>>142830953me
>>142830953prost
>>142830953
>>142813210>Mick talked about his dad in the past tense in that Schumacher documentary last year.Brutal. That documentary came out shortly after my dad died so I didnt watch it and probably never will. I can't imagine how much it must hurt to have your dad there, but not really.
>>142830979brutal mogging
>>142830881>BMW Sauber>[british sportscar manufacturer] Williamsproblem solved
BOX BOX BOX>>142831062>>142831062>>142831062>>142831062
>>142830953Adrian Nuuihttps://www.gpblog.com/en/news/289428/salary-demands-adrian-newey-too-excessive-for-ferrari.html
>>142831016Honda RBAston Martin RBRSo, what they do now too?
