The biggest stars of MLB compete to prove which one of the sport's two major leagues is superior.It's on FOX
doyers
Dekopin for MVP.
>techno dance club cowboydo texans really?
Line Ups:>NLMarteOhtaniTurnerHarperContrerasYelichBohmHernándezProfar>ALKwanHendersonSotoJudgeAlvarezRamirezGuerrero Jr.RutschmanSemien
apologize /mlb/
>kwan and rutschman in the same lineup for the first time since winning the college world series 6 years agoGo Beavers!
>>142823584At least she's getting help?
>chadstro player booedawww we still live in southern oklahoma's minds rent free
Yankees.
>>142823584she apologized to ME, I'm not apologizing for shit
>>142823584Isn't the tune of the national anthem from a drinking song?
Is this /nu/ though?
>>142823597All Astros Are Bastards and you cheated in 2017.
Judge and Soto.
>>142823584Apologize for what? She's the one who got drunk on national television?
STREAM PLEASE
this music is so bizarre
>>142823622>All Astros Are Bastards and you cheated in 2017.no proof besides reddit screencaps, cope
>>142823627fox
>>142823624being mean to her.
>>142823597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFtskeZrNg
>>142823635Are you one of those black ladies at the Choctaw Stadium Starbucks who wore Astros necklaces? I bet your man is cheating on you right now.
I hate the national anthem before sporting events. Pointless.
>Inb4 cody is drunk too
>batting 9th>because he got pity voted in due to Rags stadium>and because Altuve would rather hangout at home>Marcus Semienkek it’s almost more embarrassing this way
>>142823584 Sounds like a fake excuse from another no-talent manufactured nobody who didn't have the benefit from autotune and backing vocals
>>142823682Go to China
Would be sick if this guy botched it on purpose kek
Can’t wait for Shota to bean some fuckers in the head KILL EM ALL
are they bringing back that awful broad from last night to sing again?
lame, yesterday's anthem was better
>>142823593Bazzana will be there in 3 years too What happened to Melton? Is he going to make the bigs?
>STARSOh fuck off, you lost to fucking Edmonton of all teams
Is Ohtani there
>>142823707It's been a long time tradition.
>all the girls are brown mexicans
>>142823703Agreed. Pure unadulterated drunken SOVL!
>paying a single person $700m to playI'm just not gonna watch this "sport"
That was a kino national anthem in the good way
>All these 150lb twelve year OldsSo Texas is basically Mexico now?
And now for the Hindu National Anthem
>>142823732they're in tejas, amigo
Texas has always been full of Mexicans.
Hopefully they don't this game into an awkward podcast, like they did last year with all the awful interviews
>>142823627https://thetvapp.to/event/national-league-vs-american-league-e609747ab2ded965a1db3a6f03d0eb31/
How did no one notice that the anthem singer was hammered
>>142823747Then go back to your football, bro.>>142823732Yes and?>>142823751JD Vance isn't from Texas.
who's the boomer on the mound
Paul Sneeds
>>142823766>CHI
>Smoltz Booooo
Didn't realize Nolan Ryan was that old. He looks like he's in his 80s?
Is only Fox broadcasting?
>>142823785What?
>>142823540Shit game
Why is it so fucking hard to hit in Seattle? Beltre mashed everywhere he went except Seattle
>skoob not startingshan't partake methinks
which inning will they bring in pete?
Livvy’s smelly asscheeks
my pirates pitcher :)
I think these uniforms suck!
Really wish they would still wear their normal uniforms, these all star one sucks.
Burnes will BTFO Skenes
>>142823789Nolan Ryan was playing in the 60s lol
>>142823796https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_layertl;dr - it's never hot in seattle and the ball doesn't carry like almost every other stadium
>>142823795Shit reply
>>142823808i want to lick her pussy
>>142823801He got fucked
smartly not including Ohtani at the poker table
>>142823825this + asshole
>>142823796Because the way the wind comes into T-Mobile does weird shit with the ball when it is hit high enough. It’s the ultimate pitchers park which is exactly what the Memeiners are built as.
>>142823789He pitched until he was nearly 50 and that was 30 years ago
>dark cover of "Island in the Sun" I might kill myself
>>142823821Crazy. I thought he was like in his 50s. Whenever I see stats about him it's about stuff he did in the 80s or 90s.
>>142823833
>>142823818but then what will basedboys be able to consoom?! A regular jersey with a patch? Not enough neon colors
START THE DAMN GAME
One time I jerked of too much and got a hard vein in my penis for a couple of days
>>142823789Dude he started pitching in the 60s
>>142823833lol, nice one leaf
>>142823862A hard vein? What do you mean?
Can we please quit larping like Texas is some rough and tumble cowboy state and not just Mexico 2.0 now.
>>142823836Ofcshe has never pooped in her life so it's very clean and pristine
>>142823843Kek I thought the same.
>>142823845He played a really really long time. They just don't make 'em like they used to.
>roof closed because it's 95 and humid outsideLiterally every stadium should be required to have a retractable roof by 2030. Yes, you too east coasties
>>142823687Shut up Astro bro, maybe if Altuve wasn't a coward.>>142823843Total Cover Death!Drone Kino!
Very homosexual
>>142823878There are plenty of Mexican cowboys
>>142823791Yeah
>>142823833I'll rake you last.
START THE GAME
Luke Wilson always looks so casual How does he do it
My pirates (:
>>142823878Mexicans cowboylarp more than anyone
>Corbin, how are you feeling?>HZZZZZ HUUUBBBB HBHBHBHBHBH BHHVBHBHBHBVHVHVH
>>142823894We're almost there
Start the game already goddamn.
>>142823878Texas is a den of horror and carnage
>>142823907I live in Tucson and Mexican cowboy types are based AF. If you run into one at a bar they're always cool and will buy you drinks if you attempt to speak spanish
>>142823907Vaqueros
Corbin Burnes is a lot more animated and excitable of a man than I thought he would be. I usually imagine aces as quiet mean muggers.
>5:20 first pitchgay
START THE FUCKING GAME
>>142823907Yeah I know. Every illegal is some actually 7th generation tejano who descended from Santa Ana.
Is this the All star game or the Ohtani game? How many times can you suck Ohtani off Jesus Christ
finally some fucking baseball around here
>marcus semen
Ketel Marte made a lot of Rangers fans happy last fall.
Shitposting with my dad instead but hoping the padres make me proud
nice play desu
taiwan mentioned
Wow I can't believe the most important game of the season has such an inexperienced ump crew
TAIWAN NUMBA ONE
don't think you're watching the dodgers, sweetheart
>>142823706was excited about melton as an astros fan. he's put up pedestrian minor league numbers. needs to shit or get off the pot in corpus christi
Cringe Taiwaners
who manages all star teams? how are managers chosen?
Part of China
No pitching box?
No strike-zone box? Based
>>142823980pennant winners
>>142823982we're getting kino
average doyers "fans"
Uh actually, it's called Chinese Taipei
>>142823948>marcus simian
>>142823980WS teams
I'm sorry but a DH simply should not be part of an MVP conversation
walktani :)
>>142823995We're an international team.
>>142823982>>142823984It's there, just faint
>>142823796The ball doesn't carry. MLB hitters try to hit fly balls.
>>142823995based dedicated dodgers fans
lifelong dodgers fan of 1 year or something
>>142823982no budget this year, not enough ads sold
nice at bat trea
Donald Trump had a literal attemp on his life and all you fucking retards want to talk about is goyball? Pathetic.. I hope your women are getting dicked down by Tyrone and the boys.
>>142823995Dogeresu
those socks are so fucking GAY
>>142823995the Taiwanese were the best fans in the WBC, I love them
Ummm mlb??? Those signs were offensive to the great honorable nation of the People’s Republic of China. “T*iiwan” as the rebels call it, is actually Chinese Taipei. Anything else would be an offense to all people of China and our glorious leader.
>>142824000DH's have basically the same defensive impact as 1B and LF
Why the fuck is this fag the starter?
How much time did Blowthani's gay lover end up getting in prison?
>>142824018triggered that much by the taiwan sign?
>>142824013Shawn A. O'Tommy or something
>>142824013I'm moving to Los Angeles County soon so I'm going to bandwagon all the best LA sports teams
>>142824028This but unironically.
harper rizzed up
>>142824042tree fiddy
142824018(you) do better next time bud if you're gonna troll at least be funny or clever
>>142823960no
I like the uniforms :)
Pete Alonso only agreed to do the HR derby if they added him to the all star team hahahahahahahahaha
>>142824047but that's what all LA sports fans do
guys these uniforms are ugly
Contreras looks dead-eyed
Harper has that dawg in him
>>142824058yes yes very good
>>142824018Meds
>>142824018> I hope your women are getting dicked down by Tyrone and the boys.God I wish
These uniforms are atrocious
>glory holes throwingFucking fraud ass team
>>142824058based and Maopilled
>>142824085his opposite field hitting is so fun to watch
>>142824035So the NL could finally win an all-star game
>>142823995Why do Taiwanese people dickride Japs so hard
>>142824088
>>142824102We love Taiwan and we love the Japanese around these parts.
>broors not even once
More like Corbin Bumes amirite?
>>142824088doyertani makin ya seethe
>>142824100That's how baseball used to be before stats faggots ruined it. Almost everyone hit the ball all over the park
>>142824103such a fucking goon, kiké
>>142824071He’s such a Mickey Mouse player lolI bet in his mind he thought getting selected to an all star team would help him in contract negotiations
skenes with immaculate inning incoming
MY pitcher Corbin Burnes
someone bunt like a REAL man
>>1428241233 up, 3 down.
>>142824088This is pretty racist
>>142824088Based
>>142824071The mest in a nutshell
Is it really an all star game with Joe Buck not announcing?
>NL getting umpballedSorry NL bros, it’s our fault (cubs fan)
>>142824149Joe buck is a gay faggot
>>142824088How can someone even get AI to draw something this racist? I thought there were controls against this shit
>>142824149>wanting Joe Schlomo Shekelberg on any game feed Shalom!
For me? It's the Los Angeles Dodgers.
>>142824123
ORIOLES!!!
>>142824149We get Joe Davis who just does a Joe Buck impression
who got a link none of my normal sites are working
stream sauce anyone
Livvy getting pounded tonight
>>142824000In the AL? Sure why not. In the NL? It's disgusting.
LIVVY
goddamn .352
Steven Kwan is a fraud and so are the Guardians
Show Livvy Dunne, you cowards. I know she's somewhere in that crowd.
>stephen kwab
>>142824183mlbbox
But for real though. Please get this kid some Proactive. He can't be the face of the league with that face.
>>142824184>>142824187I heard she rizzed' up Baby Gronk
>>142824183Your local FOX station.
>>142824181he'd be a pirates fan retard
>>142824181nvm webcast is fixed
>>142824149Back at the wall……
Another nobody humiliated by Lord Skenes
he's got a million dollars and he cant get his face fixed?
i'm.. i'm gonna.. I'm gonna Skeeenes!!I'm skeening!
>>142824166>for me it’s gay sexWe know faggot
Little asian boy will get a hit next at bat
How many IP do pitchers get? I imagine 1-3?
>>142824184>>142824187how do white suburban zoomers wiggers feel about their sex symbol dating a normal white guy baseball player? frfr no cap
I can relate to his acne scars
>>142824223Livvy has a pimple popping fetish
>>142824149PASS IS.....................................
>>142824187Still don't understand the obsession with this girl. She's cute but there are literally 3000 of her on every college campus
Lol skenes has fuckin acne
donald trump is the antichrist
>>1428242331
>>142824187is she a mandatory military training?because she's basic as fuck
2 down, 1 to go.
>>142824241Im black
>>142824215>insane Pennsylvania psycho tries to kill president>not a Philthies fan???????
>LETS GO PAUL
Jeff McNeil hit a home run off this guy really how good can he be
>>142824247she rizzed up baby gronk
it's a "splinker" >>142824247>zoomer's sex symbol is an average cute petite white girlit means the world is healing
>>142824160>>142824246>>142824218>>142824164A DISGUSTING ACT BY /sp/
>>142824233Nowadays they just do 1 each. They used to do 2 for starters and maybe the second pitcher
>>142824181Its on fuckin fox you mong
>>142824249all the best players are kind of ugly
THERES LIVVY
>>142824233Most likely 1. Maybe they'll let someone go 4-5 outs if the guy before him gets in trouble. GMs would be furious if either manager threw a pitcher 70 pitches in a ASG
L I V V YIVVY
>>142824263Would you be interested in fucking my wife?t. Phillies fan
>soto shuffle in the allstar gamekek
I hate that whole gimmick of>3 years ago he was a no name jabroni and now he's playing in da super duper eries!
PAUL SKENES THE FUCKING FRAUD
>>142824187White gurl be cute tho....
>>142824279sorry chud I don't watch FAUX news
>>142824270I'd take Sydney Sweeney's down syndrome face and F cups over Livvy
Paul Skenes the new drip king
>>142824257She's one of the last white girls left in America. That makes her an auto 10/10
>>142823818I’d like to see it just be same theme/color hats with normal unis. I like the idea of matching uniforms desu, but they can’t seem to ever get it right. The design on these are ok, but damn those colors look straight outta the bargain bin. Why not make the AL ones white instead of taint yellow?
AARON JUDGE THE ULTIMATE FRAUD
it’s time
skenesbros.........we've been exposed
Soto walk was guaranteed.
>>142824303This isn't news retard its circus ball
>>142824187she is bored
>>142824294kike, Soto flopped
do you think livvy bleaches her asshole?
>>142824306marry livy, fuck sydneysimple as
>all star MLB player>gf is a midget
>>142824308>cubspie took off the maid dress
>>142824331or wet.
the matchup we all waited for!this is why no one likes baseball
>>142824331me on the right
>make contact>weak grounderCome on, it was such a difficult pitch, give him a break
Judgebros…
>>142824331Why didn’t they have an insert ad that was just her sluttiest tiktoks in between pitches
>>142824247right place right time. for me? its julgar.
GUARDIAN OF MY SKENES
Well, there's your ultimate showdown MLB was praying for
skenes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> judge
>>142824311What planet do you guys live on
More like Aaron Justgotout
>>142824331girl on the right is hotter
>>142824253HEIL SATAN! The year is one!
I wish I can open portals like that Vabysmo commercial.
livvy could fix me
>>142824361don't know who this is but i like tits
if you are older than 22 and voicing your attraction to college girls you should be placed on a watchlist
>>142824088SEETHING china man worked by based Ohtani.
>>142824370Ohtani vs Trout was the true kinoThis shit is a fake meme
>>142824321...to choke!
Do you think Livvy Dunne rims Skenes’ asshole postgame or pregame? I would like to hope it’s postgame when it’s all stinky and hairy. Usually my asshair sticks to the toilet after a tough workout, I bet it looks like a beard on her.
I will never have sex. Sigh…
>>142823808why do all the hapas fuck their dads?
How long do the position players stay in again? 4-5 innings?
personally I don't think livvy dunne is that attractive either. she's a 7/10I'm also a 31 year old virgin though
>>142824394SHE'S ONLY IN COLLEGE YOU SICK FUCK
>>142824331She’s dating that pizza face Skenes
>>142824378girl legit looks like "she" has a Y chromosome. why are there so many faggots and trannylovers on this site talk about sports, faggots
THEY GOT A WHITE GUY NAMED TARIK
>>142824375The one where we don't take posts on 4chan at face value, you fucking goober.
>>142823540Judge is a fraud
AHZOINKS SKUB!
Why isn't he there?
>>142824401Man that was a good WBC. I doubt we'll ever get it that good again.
>>142824427he's a gypsy
>>142824394True but really even senior-freshman is pretty gross. Actually If you don’t share a birthdate with your spouse, you should go to hell
Skubal…kek?
>>142824375planet westfalen
>>142824443mlb won't let him be a too time all star
Why were we all waiting for Skenes vs Judge?
>>142824187this is what being a pro athlete gets you these days?i'll stick with beautiful asian women
Is that Skuuubs on the mound? Hell yeah brother
Yelich the savvage
Who would win in a fight White Tarik or White Tyrone
its so fucking over for us bros…
>>142824401I was there to see it and will hold it as absolutely overrated for the rest of my life because Mookie the terrorist already sucked the air out of the entire building. The faceoff was feeling like a foregone conclusion before Trout even got in the box.
>>142824394YWNBAW
fuck bohm better not get dinger happy after the derby, stick to doubles bohmer
>>142824464You say that like you actually fuck them though
pitchers are just getting one inning?
>>142824486how new are you?
>>142824475I hate dookie for his war crimes that day
>>142824474>AHHHH I CHOSE A PHYSICAL BLUE COLLAR JOB INSTEAD OF WORKING A CUSHY OFFICE GIG AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
Why is Contreras the catcher btw, is there a single stat Will Smith doesn't have over him?
>>142824482"Dingers could be here right now" Bohm thought, "I've never been in this stadium before, there could be dingers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his chest. "I HATE DINGERS" he thought. Famous by Kanye West reverberated through the speakers of the stadium, making it pulsate as his $9 Nike jersey hung heavy on his chest and relieved him of any (merited) fears of home runs on the road. "With a double you can go two bases at a time" he said to himself out loud.
>>142824486skenis is gonna pitch a CG
Did President Trump throw the first pitch?
>>142824459HECKIN MEME MATCHUPS
>>142824492oh fuck off nigger. how many fucking times are you going to keep spamming BBC cuckold bait replies itt?
>Interview equipment already brokegood
>it's another "no offense" all star gamefuck pitchers desu, move the mound back already
>>142824475Nah, it was still cool even if Trout couldn't walk it off anymore.
Wtf Alien Romulus comes out this summer? Somehow I'm convinced more than ever it will be shit.
>>142824512how new are you?
>>142824458Manfred is a plague on baseball
>>142824512to be fair, the guy that does that never posts about sports
>>142824475Still kino
>>142824497He got less votes than Contreras because the Dodgers have no fans I'm afraid
That guy has the most beautiful girlfriend I’ve ever seen
>>142824464>asian>beautifulpick one and only one. the ceiling for an asian woman is 6/10
>>142824515I still want them to mic up all players at once and make them just yell over each other the whole game
>jardiance commercialand muted
Does Bohm really refuse to drink out of plastic?
>>142824519Go watch the NBA all star game if you want all offense/no defense
Seriously? They're trying to talk to the fucking pitchers? Just let them pitch
We need an All-Star game for “Hey, it’s that guy” players like Tommy Pham and White Tyrone
>>142824540hey how about a mix?
>>142824521I really want it to be good. I miss actual hard science fiction. Fuck capeshit
>>142824530She's white, all the most beautiful women in the world are brown
>>142824519>move the mound back alreadyI'd rather they shave an inch or two off the top. In fact, screw the mound, make them pitch from a ditch.
Just have Shota pitch so I can go back to my vidya! I wanna play vidya!
>>142824500Nolan Ryan did to Pudge.
kinda want espn to talk to a pitcher during a normal game just for the seethe
>>142824535~the little pill with the big story to tell~
>>142824528Damn, fake faggot fans. What the fuck is wrong with you doos
>>142824531kys
Little bit of chicken fried on the mound
I live in rural Pennsylvania, where no one has voted for a Democrat since Lyndon Johnson in 1964. Biden signs are everywhere, little to no Trump signs. My friends and neighbors have taken to calling him "Iron Joe" because we know he's tough as nails and will fight for us. He just can't say it in Trump's politically correct America. People here refer to "Iron Joe" with a certain fondness, like he's a fellow neighbor from town, and remember him living in Scranton for many years, and most of his life, we speak of Joe like he's kin around these parts. If Trump is losing the Pennsylvania Metal Workers then he doesn't stand a chance.
>>142824567>shit gay team has shit gay fanbase
>>142824519Trevor May said the mlb should shrink the zone or pitchers will eventually make hitting unhittable in their rapid arms race. When a pitcher says something like that, it feels like betrayal, but he’s right.
>>142824549They need to dedicate the game to Negro Leagues legend and now strikeout leader Old Blackie Johnson
>>142824564Talking to the catcher would be more interesting desu
>fried before shotaAnd then one day, for no reason at all, Hitler was voted into power
and skenes is gone
>>142824555I do too there's just no way. They were originally gonna drop it on Hulu, if that's any indication..
can't wait for the braves to face my yankees for the fried rice matchup
what pitcher is going to have the meltdown inning?
>>142824531
>>142824579COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>Max Friedkwab
>>142824474I work an office job and sometimes I yearn to be a tradie
How long until they rebrand or update the NL and AL logos? Not that I want them to. But seeing the graphics of the score just now, they look super outdated. Sort of like when Detroit had the “D+tiger” logo or Manchester city old logo before oil money
>>142824579what did you say, bitch?
>>142824599You're watching it
>>142824592it's the all star game and there's a million pitchers, gotta give them all a chance to pitch
>>142824595damn it's going to suck >>142824608just get a hobby like woodworking t. hobby is woodworking
>>142824608Yeah me too but then it rains the next day and I remember how nice I have it
>>142824515Maybe they're just pretending it's broke because they hate it
Pull Fried this guy sucks
Something about interviewing players while playing makes my skin crawl. I'd fucking hate having some cunts in my ear harassing me while i'm trying to pay attention
Jose Ramirez is a fraud and so are the Guardians
Jesus Fox can't even get working mics for the players, pathetic
Didn’t want to pitch to the big man
>>142824617>t. hobby is woodworkingDidn't know you posted here, Jay.
>>142824591Millions must die. But 6 million would just be too many
Put Skenes back in Manfred you piece of fuckin shit!!!
>>142824625had two errors committed during in-game interviews this season
>>142824600cute dubu post her breeding thighs
anyone have that webm of fried doing a faceplant trying to throw home?
>>142824631The mics and drunk and will be checking into rehab
Fried's curveball is so sick based Trea
Fuck all these pitchers throwing 95+ plus give me a tricky fat guy like Bartolo
>>142824638hate to be that guy but its actually closer to 11.4 million. The numbers have gotten more accurate
Trea is cute but Harper is more virile
American hero, Trea Turner
>>142824617Jake?
>Trea Turner>doesn't turn 2??????
>PhilGODS bailing out a terrible Barfydoos pitcherThis speaks volumes
>>142824655Wait until Imanaga comes in
ALbros I don’t feel so good…
based fightins
I would easily strikeout everyone in this thread
i would let the whole phillies team cum on me
Vladdy on base!!!all-star, superstar, franchise player
>>142824656Glad we got the Mets fans got their best accountants to redo the numbers
>>142824675I doubt itGo on then. Throw your slider
>"""""best""""" players in the world>can't score
So who are we cheering for? AL or NL?
>>142824673why do they get to have so many players there?
SHUT UP ERIC
>>142824679I don’t understand Jays fans hating him when he unironically is the only decent player on your shit team
What kind of semen slurping game is this? I came here to watch bezbal stars hit balls hard, not whatever the fuck this is.
>>142824689nl, except ohtani
>>142824689NL of course. dummy.
>>142824626yeah we all saw ur 1st post twinkcel
>another 0-0 semen slurper
>>142824689AL
>>142824675shut up trevor
Where are the points???
>>142824702baseball is what you put on in the background while doing other stuff.
>>142824684>no problem, still waiting on the check though. what I should work for free??
>>142824531Yellow fever is a mental illness. Just ignore them.
I live in tampa, AMA
>>142824675*bunts in your path*
>>142824689NLgers
There are plenty of boys who have fun playing baseball. Then they get traded to the American League and become men.
>>142824702good pitching is cooler than good hittinh
I'd like to take a minute to appreciate how gentlemanly and scholarly MLB game threads are compared to NBA, NFL, or even... soccer threads. Cheers.
>>142824612It's too late, it will look too modern slim and sparse now. Like the god awful super bowl logo. We need to give our culture more time to make cool art again before we commit to changing the historic logos of the NL and AL
my poodres player did something :)
there's your mr. irrelevant, doyershits
Houck 'ould this be possibly happening?
>>142824697because he's regressed every season and no one in the org seems to care
profar is a based brainlet. ludokino sole
>>142824702I like seeing that, but I also like seeing bezbal stars throw the balls hard.
>>142824728>>142824684shut the fuck up you fat potato-faced clowns. There’s more fucking soul in my one borough than your entire shithole flyover STATE
nice camerawork guys, building off the great performance in the derby, incredible
Nice 2B you got there Texas
Nice play dipshit kek
I think Judge still drinks his mom’s breastmilk
Marcus Simian! Kek!
W E WEW
>>142824702MLB left two of the best NL hitters at home to stick it to one specific team. I'll let you guess which one. Thanks manfred
who is this semen demon?
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>>142824748I just saw a video of a bunch of soccer fans storming a stadium in Miami or something, can't say I've ever seen baseball fans chimp out like that, and I've been to Fenway during the World Series
>red sux
SUGOI
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Rags>Allstar starterAltuve, the guy who actually got voted a starter, would’ve made that play
Ohtani-San…I kneel
>>142824773Delicioso
The Face of Baseball Mr Aaron "AJ" Judge
Ohtani fucking crushed that
OHTANIHOMERUN
GET FUCKED ALGET FUCKED HATERS AND LOSERSNL SWEEP NL SWEEP
nice script
>>142824762Can’t wait until he leaves and becomes better than just average again You fags will start crying about “how could we let him goooo” like all your gay ass fanbase didn’t bitch about him constantly
>handing Chinktani the MVPAL pls go
HE DID IT FOR IPPEI (his gay lover)
All Star MVP, Ohtani
wtf is this scripted
of course it's Ohtani
ALbros...
>>142824729mayo fever is even more mentally ill
what kind of jackass commits an error during the all star game
Houck :(
Double-decker boat nigga Meditterane' up
Nice preview of the Red Sox vs Dodgers game
Well deserved "Red Sox suck!" chants as Tanner Houck single-handedly blows the game for the American League.
That's why he's the GOAT
SHOOOOOOHEI
DINGER
ShittaniPisstaniFucktaniCucktani
I FUCKING KNEEL GAMBLING MAN
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
are the braves going to be ok?
>grooves Ohtani a fastball (juiced) right down the middle
>>142824819psychic, but retardedgreat post
Houck sucks, the Red Sox are NOT a playoff team
damn nice double play desu
My man
What if they do a pitching change during the half lol
>dead sux pitchingYou fucking losers
NL gapes your stinking azz
He's always raked in a meaningless games
T H U G T A N IHUGTANI
OHTANI MY GOAT
Wtf i just watched the replay there were literally sparks flying off that ball they are rigging the fucking balls
WE NEED A PITCHERNOT A BELLY ITCHER
>this is considered an all-star in Boston
>RED SUXGET THESE FAGGOTS OFF THE TEAM
>>142824871Well yeah. He played for the Angels after all.
Nah doesn't matter. All Star Games are meaningless. Just wait until the Red Sox sweep these postseason frauds you call the Dodgers when the second half of the season is back.
>>142824880As a person who identifies as a belly itcher, this is offense. Really man? Just let me live my truth.
>>142824834i want to lick her thighs
>>142824879tried to rewind and get webm but stream skipped back to live, you might be onto something anon...
this red sux faggot is going to cost us the game, ALbros...
Just itched my belly
Is Bryce Harper the biggest tool in sports?
Garrett wouldn't have given up the homer.
>>142824871Ohtani has only ever been in meaningless games in the MLB. Hell, even the Doos this year are a sinking ship damned to a first-round-exit at best.
Death to all red sux faggots
>>142824880WE WANT A BATTERNOT A BROKEN LADDER
we jeans posting?
>>142824920Based
god this general is absolutely insufferable. Do you faggots realize how obnoxiously gay you all are? At least /nfl/ and /nba/ you can actually talk about the sport/teams without some faggot chink nigger spamming shit about one player or posting plastic bugs every 15 seconds. Im out….fuck this goddamn general
>>142824922>>142824922>>142824922
>>142824913Sorry, but you're officially disqualified from pitching
>>142824917No way. It'd have to be some NBA player.
>first ASG homer by a dodger since 1996wew i was a month old
>>142824913thats a balk
>>142824931>/nba/>without some faggot [...] niggerdoubt
>>142824928I do like newjeans from time to time, but I’m not actually a fag so I’d never admit that
>>142824812m
>looks behind himself then starts pitching to the batterhow is that not a balk
Marlins legend Mike Piazza mentioned (we won the trade btw)
>>142824931baseball is the most autistic sport. of course the general is going to be the most autistic. use your head
