It's on FOX
Doyers
>>142824922Does Ohtani hate English?
>>142824922blessed thread
>ohtani is…. Based!!
>>142824922FUCK THE RED SOXBOSTON FAGGOT IS GOING TO COST US THE GAME
FUCK THE RED SUX YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS TEAM
ohtani san......
Remember when Ohtani got busted betting on baseball and MLB threw some rando jap under the bus?
This is all Judge's fault.
My car was getting too expensive so I went to the gay sex market place
NL bros I'm feeling good, but it ain't over 'til it's over
Mets (Lindor and Nimmo should have been All Stars instead of Pete)
MIGRATE>>142824931>>142824931>>142824931
profar did something :)
>>142824920fuck it, give him an inning
Ohtani must have bet on the NL
>>142824953>>142824951shalom! Jew York and LA are first round exits this year, again.
I like how Ohtani was showing concern after bumping into the camera, making sure the camera operator and the camera were alright.
Sex with Arin
asian supremacy
should've had Crochet in.Bochy, you retard. This is why the Raga won't even make the playoffs
You’re not gonna make friends wearing a helmet skater boy
logan WEEB
>>142824977This close to buying a one way ticket to Japan, I love asian women so much
huge
>>142824972I wish Ohtani would bump into me
>>142824931>/nba/
mets
Web before shota hahhahjajaahahhahahahahahshshshahahaahahhahaahahhahaahahahahahThis is why the faggotbacks will never win anything
New York > Chicago >>>> Philly >>> power gap >>> Boston
Why can’t Skenes afford Acutane?
Let’s go Ryan McMahon of the Colorado Rockies! One day we will not be an embarrassment
>>142824993I wasn't even a month old
>>142824999idk who this is, but she's beautiful
The more you talk shit on Boston, the more they take the Yankees out of the Wild Card spot in the next five weeks
>>142825010he plays for pittsburgh
this faggot vagiant is going to blow it
Yawn, when is Mason Miller coming in?
>>142825021Based
>>142824993Big if true
>>142825010It may not be a cost issue, rather having to deal with the side effects
>>142825016i was 11
>>142824993wut? there were 2 HRs last year
Little asian boy walk
>>142825029In the 9th
>>142825010He can, but Livvy has a slob fetish
>>142825021Fuck Boston>Fortnite Dances
Teo won the HR Derby, Ohtani will win the All Star MVP (and the NL MVP), and the Dodgers will win the World Series.
>>142825025>im going to be popular on this cite if i shit on a team that is going to win it all
The Gunnar Henderson meme? Yeah I'm thinking it's over.
fucking giants choking
Holy fuck im so sick of hearing about skenes
>>142825021based fuck boston fuck dunkin fuck Bill Burr and fuck tom brady
>>142824993this… isn’t true at all
AL will win 4-3Screencap it
>logan weeb>vagiants
>webbfaggot ass vagiants
SOTO
these kind of look like one of those "players weekend" jerseys, remember those? I actually kind of liked the nickname thing, we need to bring back nicknames
Ohtani hit a homer in the ASG when he was 2 years old
>Morgan Webb
Giants are going to screw Ohtani's MVP chances
>>142825070Which player's nickname is "megafaggot"
this NL pitcher kinda looks like val venis
Stott would have caught that
NL winning the ASG lol
>>142825060why? he's legit>100+mph fastball>95 mph "splinker">high 80s mph slider >85 mph changeup
Please post a waifu for me
>>142825082Mookie
Is this entire broadcast just going to be sucking off the Yankees and Dodgers?
>>142825096sure
All of that flash, all of that money, all of the player acquisitions have won New York and Los Angeles how many World Series in the past five years? Kek, the literal cowboys and ravens of the MLB. Sad and gay!
>>142825021
>>142825096Thank me later. (After you change underwear of course)
>>142825111Cute butt
>jej
>>142825100only teams that matter
>National League actually winning back to back All Star GamesIt's over for the AL. After 9 years of dominance.
Lightening and storm warnings rip my power
>>142825100>>142825112>this mad at teams that haven't won the world series in decades
>>142825111Huh. I thought this was a slice of life.
I do not like the National League.
>>142825095Hes le best! Livvy dunn! Get this nigga some acutane but hes got ice in his veins! This couldn't mean more than it does to him! But last game couldn't have meant more to him! The game before that though? To that point nothing could have meant more! Nobody gives a shit
>>142825126Meant for >>142825123
>>142825138My fence blew over yesterdayv
NLsisters…
>winning>San Fagcisco Vagians pitcher comes in>tied
>>142825133i love black women so much bros
NLkeks...we got too cocky...
missionary sex with livvy in the dark with Enya playing
you wanted runs?
YOU JUST GOT DEEP FRIED>JINTS>WEEB>THE HOMELESS DISTRICT OF SAN FRANCISCO
>>142825128>NL pitchingjust say fuck it and make skenes go 5
big fry
>>142825133Too much for me, I wouldn't be able to handle all that
NLbros its fucking over
>Blowthani's homer now meaningless>MVP hopes dashed >Dodgers WS canceled>mickey mouse ring officially revokef
So much for the Ohtani MVP
>NL HOMOS
>>142825163Their bullpen will probably win them the game
>>142825132well shit I spoke too soon
vagiants are now banned from national league
>>142825168based eternal haters
>>142824977>>142824989based
missionary sex with livvy in the dark with a bag over her head and a picture of paul skenes face taped onto it
>>142825154Littlest brother of the west. Even the Rockies have a cool stadium.
Webb fucking sucks
based webb crushing ohtani's mvp chances
>Yordan already pinch hit forMan he really didn’t want to be here
holy kino
>tom brady in the tv boothWhy?
Friendly reminder the Wonder Bread Wop “ torey lovullo ” would rather punt on the All Star game in favor of sticking it to the cubs than actually try and win. Nice job Webb. Fucking faggot
brady doing commentary? the fuck?
the giants couldn't stand the sight of seeing a d*dger win ASG MVP
>>142825183>sex with a wh*te woman Gross
>>142825195God hates me and loves Toom
Good grief this guy stinks!
>>142825163>gets hurt over the Meme-Star Gaymewould be unfortunate
>>142825196As a cubs fan from Mesa, this is why I hate the faggotbacks
>>142825182>married to an older business man we got a chance bros.. we just need to make it
>>142825197how did you miss this? he's getting over $350 million over 10 years to do it, and agreed to it before he retired
>>142825184giants have one of the best parks in the league, retard
This Webb "guy" sucks, get him outta there
pete alonso waiting room
>>142825194When did Brady bog himself?
still frauds
>>142825209italybro youa english no so gooda, you meana hilarious
>>142825219>waiting for trash
why would anyone want to hear brady commentate? his whole schtick is being utterly joyless and having no personality
>new pitcher gives up a bunch of runsokay, which dodger is it this time>nope, it's the pity token Giantnice
Way to bail him out Rameriz
The other half of my sandwich from lunch has warmed up to room temperature and it tastes better nowSadly it will cause me to die, it has been nice posting with you bros tonight.
>>142825213Nice. Do you see a lot of games in spring training? You gotta be really close to the park
>>1428252202nd season with the Bucs? idk I'm not a big Brady fan but I respect him.
>>142825225aye, that do be troo now that i think of it
>>142825217Suck my cock fagcisco
I’m very very horny
>>142825209Our condolences to pittsburgh
>>142825240Hiiiiiii :333
>>142825231rip
i love women i wish they were real
>>142825228They should've signed Peyton, the superior QB and better personality.
>>142825228that was only while he was chained to billicheat in NE
im smoking way too many cigarettes
>>142825229It would have been Glasnow 100% but he dipped like a coward.
>>142825251Nah can’t agree with that
>>142825240what's stopping you from jerking off?
>>142825251Me too
>>142825231just ate a grilled chicken w. ltm on a potato roll and it was very yummy
No pitcher better than Webb was available to pitch in the third? Way to blow a 3 run lead NL.
>Crochet Rocket timeLet's go, Sox chads
>>142825237not my fault you're clueless
Christian Yelich’s Mom. Discuss
THE NL BLEW A THREE RUN LEAD
>>142825021NYC is better than boston in every single way. Boston has SHIT-tier food and womenboston is filled with subhuman greasy wops and potato-faced drunken micks
>>142825271I thought hispanic/blacks/shitskins can’t digest cheese have I been lied to ;_;
networks really have to stop mic-ing up players while they're playingjust do it in the fucking dug out so you can talk and possibly hear reactions to cool shit
God damn Yelich is fucking ugly
https://x.com/astros_coverage/status/1813354977198567447?s=46Orbit is objectively the best mascot
is that ref standing in the way or what
>>142825288It's the Vagiants fault
>>142825264My fiancée is in the room
>>142825271nice man, sounds great
woo white sox let's go sox hell yeah my pale hose woo
>>142825288no, the san fagcisco vagiants blew the lead
>shifting in an ASGGAY!
thank you based bohm
>>142825287imagine her having sex with me
>>142825287hngghhhhhh
>>142825287I'd give her my christian yelich if you know what I mean
Gay Bohm!
>>142825287used goods. mini machichi already ruined that.
can't believe he called Ted Williams Beetlejuice.
Every time I see Yelich's mom she reminds me of the 2018 NLCS
Why the fuck is Teoscar an All Star
Anyone want to kiss me?
>every phillies hitter has a hit nice
Nice hit Bohmy!! Just squeaked it right past him!
>>142825330>unc throating the cone>beautiful mama mia breasts in background great image
>>142825343was a very kino series belli MVP
>>142825358oh yea very kino and highly underrated series
Does anyone know who Aishah sofey is
Teoscar should be a bench hitter after last night honestly
>>142825364I think the 2018 was a good playoff year even though my team comically shit the bed. the world series was kinda meh, the red sox were just obviously better than everyone else but that really long game was cool
>>142825320i am
>Jerkson Pooftar
>NBA international showcase>noon on a wednesday I'm sure that'll get good ratings
>>142825358wasn't ct3 the mvp of that series? i forget
>talks about trade deadline>immediate zoom of peteoh fuck off
>Jurickson Anticlose
Atta boy Gunnar
>>142825287i WANT MOMMYI WANT MILKIESIF YOU DON'T GIVE THOSE THINGS RIGHT NOW, i'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
Who's this blonde golfer chick with the space buns
>>142825381no it was belli, I just googled it after you asked me
>>142825217the only cool thing about it is triples alley
Crochet experiencing good defense behind him for the first time in his life
>>142825381>>142825403nvm i'm just remembering that sweet catch he made in the outfield
what inning does he come in an win the MVP allstarbros?
>>142825380Something tells me the NBA's audience does not care much if a match is during working hours
>>142825414They just shot him in the clubhouse like a crippled racehorse
>>142825406>ballpark on the bayit's kino idc how gay the team that plays there is
>>142825375>the world series was kinda mehStill can't believe the dodgers blew their momentum in game 4 after Puig's nuke
>>142825380Noon on Wednesday is prime time in Europe. NBA has been going hard after the Euro market for the last few years. Also, these are Olympics exhibition games. The games are all happening in France.
>>142825437it happens when the other team was cheating
shota time oh god im nervous!!!!
I hate yuros so much it's unreal
Shotabros we eatin
>>142825424It's 3:30 am in your country right now.Stop pretending you work.The games are taking place in France btw. Dumbasses.
>>142825287woo boy
>>142825437>>142825449I wonder if people have moved on about this or we are going to bitching and lies.
>vladdyhttps://youtu.be/dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>>142825303runners are supposed to stay in foul territory when running up the line
>>142825469I quit my job 2 months ago, but coincidentally it was a night-shift job.>>142825463Serie A starts again in August doe>>142825480ah
>gorilla
>(((Ken Rosenthal)))
sit the FUCK down!!!
he went
>>142825469it's in abu dhabi retard
have a seat cuckman
What does shota mean in Japanese? I’m not searching it and I’m not a degenerate weeb
having a gay old time at wrigley with my pals from boystown
>>142825517just search it it's nothing bad you can trust me
>>142825517its a fighting game character archetype
>>142824964profar did something again :)
>>142825517>>142825461
Attaboy Shota!you made cubs fans proud, way to not let the blatant ump ball get to you
>>142825517newfag
another shohei hr incoming
Ohtani will give us the lead back
>>142825508The next two exhibition games are in London.The Olympics are in France.
>>142825517it means DEEZ NUTZ LMAO GOTTEM
>actual baseball crowd
We love shota!
>>142825517I googled it a while back, it’s sex when the male is a kid and the woman is an adult I don’t get the appeal but whatever
Shotas Bern
does YOUR favorite player have his own ad break graphic??
>semen
you guys get anything good from prime day?
do they ever get tired of gargling his balls?senga is the superior jap
>>142825517depends how it's spelled:消太 = "erase, thick"正太 = "correct, thick"翔太 = "soar, thick"章太 = "composition, thick"奨太 = "reward, thick"将太 "general, thick"
>>142825556Why is he so based brosand would you look at that there's his new balance commercial
>>142825563Senga a isn’t even the best nip pitcher
padubbies connectionprofar headed to the windy city!?
MILLER VS GAMBLER OHTANI
future phillies legend mason miller
>>142825580kino
Joe Davis sucks
ohtanibros.....
this says so much about the state of modern baseball.
>sogay ohtranny
Attaboy Miller
>bring up Paul skenes when talking about Mason MillerFuck off already shills
This is the first baseball game I’ve watched all year. Guys, is it worth watching?
does americans actually pay a restaurant to make a sandwich with cold cuts?
>>142825569imanaga's昇太 = "rise up, thick"
>>142825603yea it's fun>>142825604do we pay for sandwiches? yea
its crazy that danny devito has more money than most people on earth
>someone from Oakland stopped Shoand I still feel bad for Oakland fans
>>142825604yeah but subway is overpriced to hellRIP five dollar footlong
>>142825609i asked about cold cuts
>>142825603You have to have a high IQ to enjoy baseball
Our beloved A's
>>142825613get ohtani's cock out of your mouth
>>142825613>someone from OaklandTo be fair, that "someone" is one of the most feared pitchers in baseball
>>142825604wow I didn't know sandwiches were a uniquely merican thing. desu I usually do have a lot of cold cuts on me but the fresh bread is the appeal for me. i just need a stay at home wife to make me bread, then I'll have figured out life
let's go oakland :(
>>142825593lol
this guys should go to the Dodgers
mason miller will look good in dodger blue
>>142825617they're called hoagies, they're great
>we pay for sandwiches
Wish it was the giants moving instead, the A's are the most kino team in baseball
THAT'S MY CLOSER
MILLER TIME
>>142825604
>>142825639cold cuts themselves are never referred to as hoagies. what is this regional larp
>>142825612but danny devity has contributed more to s*ciety than most people on earth have
>>142825637>>142825638fuck off Dombrowski is trading Pache, Walker, Castellanos, and some wawa gift cards for him
>>142825644BALFOUR RAGE
>>142825613he's the best reliever in baseball
Jesus bros. That kid was throwing some fucking heaters.
>Eating dip with fingersBased
Reminder that the comments to A's social media are still turned off. The don't want fans, they want revenue sharing.
>>142825649is that mothafuckin saints row 2
>>142825604>Denmark has never heard of a deliretarded yuro
looking at the rosters, how in the fuck is Pete Alonso on the team? is he like a make a wish player? Where is Christian Walker? I stupidly put money on the NL kek
>>142825653he's talking about 'cold cut sandwiches'
>>142825619I have a high IQ but don’t particularly enjoy baseball
>>142825664Well good thing they don’t have fans
>No player named Purple
>>142825617>Do Americans... buy food????I fucking hate europoors so much
for me its the mcchicken
>>142825664The city of Oakland has ran off 3 professional sports teams in the last 7 years. Maybe it's time for Oakland to take a hard look in the mirror.
I have cold cuts in my fridge I ain't paying for that
>>142825664>actively tell your fans to fuck off>don't put out a competitive roster >move to a different city>don't worry we'll get fans!I don't understand what they think is going to happen
>>142825682But you do enjoy it. Not particularly, sure, but you do enjoy it
>>142825628>i just need a stay at home wife to make me bread, then I'll have figured out lifeBaking is fun; if I were a cards fan, I'd be your stay at home wife.
>>142825699pic of cold cuts, I wanna see what you have before I can make a final judgement. No your word is not good enough, I need to see the selection
>>142825679He begged to be on the team
i would unironically travel across country JUST to see the athletics play at home in their last year
>>142825698raiders left because of the A's toxicity tho lol
>>142825617Your confusion confuses me. I don't keep deli meats in my house anon. But every month or so I get an Italian sub at this mom and pop shop. Or I did until it closed, possibly because of Joe Biden. Now I go to Jersey Mikes and it sucks.
>>142825679>how the fuck is Pete
>>142825676so what you're implying is that only a restaurant can make a cold cut sandwich?In Denmark we can buy it in the store
>>142825716then do it
Greene on Greene
All-Slurp Game
had culver's earlier. mushroom and swiss burger. got mashed potatoes instead of fries. they werent very good but the burger was excellent
>>142825699do you have a farm? did you steal them?
If they don't do wheels strahm then hoff NL loses the plot
>>142825704move to a city dominated by doyer fans no less. what a stupid move.
>Hey Mason congrats on your first all star game, how about we talk about Ohtani instead though?fucking faggots
>>142825716Then do it?
>>142825711baking is fun, when I'm in the mood to bake I enjoy it. but it's really time consuming, and I'm within walking distance to a really nice deli
They took shota out and now I can't pretend that I care about this game
So close for my boy, Seager.
>>142825704They're moving to a city that isn't full of illegal immigrants who only watch soccer. Vegas will have plenty of fans for them.
>>142825698It's the A's fault the Raiders left. Ask Davis, he'll tell you.
>>142825698It’s kind of a small city desu When the A’s were good their owner just decided he was ok with losing money
>>142825736Good thing they mentioned skenes on the pan out!
>>142825736My boy runs this league, deal with it.
>>142825722Stupid fucking yuro, there's a huge difference between a restaurant and a deli. You know absolutely nothing.
>>142825720I keep deli meats in my house because I make sandwiches for lunch everyday. You save a fuck load of money that way.
>>142825713
joe davis you overexcited faggot
>>142825736I absolutely love Ohtani and I still feel bad every time they ask other players about him. They don't all want to talk about him all the time lol
>>142825729Used to love getting culver's fried cod fish n chips dinner when I lived in the states
>anthony sometardqueer
>>142825722I am going to commit a war crime against this yuro and his countrymen
>>142825744Fans for an noncompetitive team that sucks? What do they expect, a lot of free agents will want to come to that shitshow?
>>142825720>buying cold cuts in the store instead of buying it from a restraurant confuses the american
Uhhhh, NLbros???
>Hunter Peen
Good single Tony
>>142825744Vegas doesn't want themhttps://x.com/MattOrtega/status/1750238352379666434
Put the fucking phillie pitches in already
>>142825774we do both I don't understand what you're going on about
>>142825774>i would never buy it>but id buy it at a storeI think you might be the retard here
Duran MVP
THE AL WILL PREVAIL
>>142825754I think the reason people go to a deli is so they can get multiple types of cold cuts on fresh bread, they usually don't order just a sandwich with one type of meat
>>142825753I don't want to eat a turkey sandwich every day, but every once in a while I get a hankering for a turkey sandwich. Thus, I go to a deli and buy one turkey sandwich rather than buying all the fixings for a turkey sandwich and letting most of it go to waste (because I don't want to eat one every day)
NLsissies...
Future Phillie Jarren Duran
I fucking love Duran
>NL pitchinggross
>>142825679Every team needs one representative. Which makes it more weird that the MLB picked Pete Alonso over either Francisco Lindor or Brandon Nimmo, both of which have been better than Alonso.
Ohtanibros... our MVP...
NL pitchers are kind of ass ngl
the al jerseys are kind of tight ngl might get one
>>142825774Yeah, I don't have them in my house and want it every now and then. If I bought them, they'd rot.
>>142825744vegas is full of latinx people and that ballpark will be packed with road fans like the raiders stadium is
>webb>greeneship these fuckers to china
>NL thought they were actually going to winOhtani commits sudoku when?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1813309924119912684/Based guy if he wins MVP.
>>142825754why is there poop in the middle of your cold cut
>>142825797In the winter I have ham or turkey/ham wraps for lunch, in the summer I have just turkey and maybe some bacon wraps. Sometimes I'll go get lunch somewhere but almost every day I have my own sandwich.
>>142825774>every month or so I get an Italian subI think his point was that he doesn't eat cold cut sandwiches often enough to warrant keeping them at home.
NLbros we got too cocky.....
>shittinatti
>>142825741>baking is fun t. Bakespie
>colorectal cancer ad is a fag being interviewed in front of gallons of sneed oilyou can't make this shit up
>senior circuit losing again Is it time for the grandpa league to retire?
>stand up for cancer>...and master card
OH MY GOD GUYS, IT'S CANCER!
>>142825818Where have I heard this before
stand up to deez nutz
I'm so sick of this stand up to cancer shit. It's so fucking cringe. How many more trillions of dollar does the middle class need to donate for companies to stop giving people cancer through their products?
AL-E bros getting shit done.
i stand up for she
>>142825795there's is something like that in Denmark but you can also just make it yourself
>>142825821Who are 'em? Who? WHO?
Are we really explaining the concept of a deli to impoverished Europeans?
what/who do you stand up for?
Kneel
>>142825856Hell yeah brother
>>142825754And anything else, is it just a single meat? You need the gabbagoo for a real Jersey sub
Stand up to fight the cancer killing 4chan
I stand up for Deez Nuts>I’ve made this comment like 5 years in a row ngl
if i had terminal illness i would just drink and smoke until i drop dead
>>142825861Genuine question: do you ever go out to restaurants?
Now this is some good cringe right there
>>142825863The people on the Stand Up To Cancer signs.
WHY WERE THEY STANDING
>>142825867I stand up for Sweden, may he rid /mlb/ of it's cancer by fucking off forever
I stand up for Amber Rose
>>142825867
>>142825861what’s in the bottom left? looks like tiny shrimp?
>rosenthal staring at the camerawhat a fag
GAPE CANCER’S LOOSE ASS
>celebrating cancerPretty offensive desu
>>142825881Brought to you by (((Mastercard)))
>>142825877I do but i get real food not a sandwich
>>142825881
>>142825881KINO
>>142825889It's funny how hard I live in your head
Cancer LOST that game.
>>142825861You can just make everything yourself or if you have money you can just buy it. I have money enough to a buy a sandwich Den.
I STAND UP FOR TREVOR BAUER
I stand up for Boogie2988
Stand up to cancer.*Cut to another goyslop ad*
Bro no one cares about this shit
CC’s too sober for this
>>142825912jim pls
Who does othani stand for?
>>142825889kek
was that gybe? kek
omg put the fucking game back on you dweebs. enough interviews, enough cancer talk
Damn CC lost a ton of weight.
>>142825923winning a world series this year
>>142825902>Why would you ever go out to a restaurant when you can just make the food yourself? Do you understand how retarded you sound now? Christ, I thought you europoors were supposed to be smart
>>142825923he’s pro-Cancer
I can't believe the people in the audience genuinely stood up for that shit
>>142824922How is that guy so good at baseball?
>>142825923
PISSI CANCER
I stand up for Yankee's demise.
How many more years of standing up to cancer before a cure is discovered? Oh. Wait. That'll never happen because the money is in the treatment not the cure.
Cancer is so overrated.
asian pussy for me, the only thing i stand for
>>142825867Japanese women.Sauce is Umi Shinonome.
Should I continue watching this dreck or resume Oz
>>142825943they've been doing this cringe shit for years now
Your mother will die of cancer tonight if you don't stand for it.
cold cuts cause cancer
reminder that cancer can NOT actually be cured
>>142825946didnt this guy get ASS ASS in ated?
reminder for my fellow true souls that b vitamins and aspirin cures "incurable" cancershttps://x.com/haidut/status/1751716166387597730
Weight room harper
>>142825881>flag cancer diagnosis confirmed Thanks Biden
>>142825965They gay rape prison show?
>>142825847Fucking rain is messing up my broadcast
FUCK harper just missed that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n3WgiMftaUrelevant clip
>>142825978if it's in the early stages you can just dryfast for like 7 days in a row and kill it deadyou wont feel great during it, nor afterwards, but you'll kill it
Oh good, i was scared for a moment that we'd go one half inning without mentioning Ohtani
>>142825961i NEED to build gunpla with her while sucking on her nipples
Bryce Larper
>>142825938>Cooking your own food angers the americankek never change
now is the perfect time for the NL to start beaning these faggots in the head. if you're gonna lose its time to start hurting people
Why are all the NL starters still in?
>>142825990Then move your TV or the rain dumbass
>>142825881I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>>142825983Yea there’s some rape but a lot of other shit goin on
>>142825993This doesn't hit quite as well after seeing Bill Burr in an ad yesterday where he was playing the part of a gay husband (and the other husband was a fat sòybeard faggot)
>>142825960>still coppin the american flagyeah, good enough for me dog
>>142825961
Reminder cancer is a metabolic disease caused by the mitochondria being unable to respire in the presence of oxygen (Warburg effect). There will never be a cure because no (((patentable))) drug or therapy that can fix this. Anything that enhances the Krabs cycle and the ETC will “cure” cancer by restoring function of the mitochondria.
>>142825961no one cares about this butterface nevernuder
>>142825987name?
>booby SHIT POOnior
>>142826006did you cook your own cold cuts you fucking retard
does anyone have the pic of schwarber holding up the cancer sign and it says "everyone" I can't kind it
>>142826006Oh sure, let met just bring a whole kitchen with me in my little bicycle when I'm out and about
Gunnar Henderson meme status: DeadBobby Shit meme status: DeadNEXT
>>142825881zased
>>142826006you sound like retard right now man
Wtf why is Naylor's fat ass an all star??
>>142826012>I watch it for the plotYeah sure anon.
>>142826010These goals seem very attainable don’t they? Some Anons. I swear.
>>142826008They try-hardin
Josh Naylor is a fucking fraud bum just like all the other Tardians
YERRRRR OUT
>>142826027I bought it. Took it out of the wrapper and positioned it on my sandwich and paid a 1000% less
>challenging a call>in the allstar game
WTF UMP
freddie :(
>call is overturned
>>142825649ZIMOS
4d chess
Dammit Freddie
Based Freeman trying to take out the faggot Naylor
Fat ugly oaf shouldn't have gotten that call
Just tuning in now. Is Ohtani playing? If not, then I've got better things to do.
>>142826068>after making a stupid mistake
Freddie seems like a nice guy.
>>142826067Dude you only put a single piece of one style of meat and you call it a meal
that fat fuck almost put Freddie on the IL
Robo umpires when?
>Fraudie Fraudman
>>142826006>>Cooking your own food angers the american>>142825902>I do [go to restaurants]
>>142826088No you absolutely do not
>>142826092hes gay
>Freeman helping the fielders to get him out
imagine arguing with scandinavians
>>142826067ooh my god wait so you didn't cook/cure your own meats, bake your own bread, emulsify your own mayonnaise, grow your own lettuce and tomatoes?!?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>142826088He hit a home run earlier. Butthurt giants pitcher then gave up the game so Ohtani wouldn't get MVP
>>142826088mlb uploads every fucking second he's on camera to youtube, just watch that
>>142826006I'm going to assume you're just baiting because the thought of someone as retarded as you simply existing makes me feel sad. I'll break it down for you one last time, hopefully your underdeveloped brain will be able to understand it.>Cold cuts do not come in single-serving packages>In order to buy a package cold cuts, you need to know that you are going to eat a decent amount of sandwiches using those cold cuts. Otherwise, the cold cuts will rot and go to waste>If you don't feel like eating the same kind of sandwich day after day, it's not worth it to buy an entire package of cold cuts >Therefore, you go to a deli to get the sandwich. It takes a few minutes to make and costs 5 dollarsIt's really quite easy to understand.>But... but... you save money making your own sandwiches!Oh, sorry. I forgot you euros don't have expendable income. I do, so I can spend it on sandwiches.
I C H I R OCHIRO
Ichiro >>> Gay-For-Pay Blowthani
>>142826051I watch porn for the plot not oz
>>142826126>>142826126>>142826126
>>142826108gay, nicepo-tay-to, po-tah-to
Sanchez!
>>142826006Americans don't have time to cook when they wage slave and use their free time ro consume netflix slop and "sports" entertainment
How is not Ichiro in the Hall of Fame yet?
>>142826161because he's not eligible until 2025
>more interviews ENOUGH ALREADY WE WANT TO SEE THE GAME
>>142826305Eligibility rules suck
