>>142826126Snore-Star Slurp
>>142826126cursed thread
>>142826022Momo
>METSPete gonna save this game for the good guys
Why Naylor so fat?
pete alonso when
doyers
>2 pitcheslmao
Mason Miller owns degenerate gambler Ohtani
rolling for extra innings
why the FUCK did he just take Sanchez out? what the fuck is this shit? he could've had a 3 pitch inning too that is so fucking retarded
>2 pitches>2 outsLiterally the greatest pitching performance in All Star game history
>hold the NL's best pitchers for after the damage is done>send them away after two pitches
ANALytics at it again
>>142826161I think this is his 5th year post-retirement, which is the cutoff. He played surprisingly late.
J A R D I A N C E
love baseball and Asian women
>>142826154no she is clearly built for Big Hindu Cock
>>142826157Who would Nagatoro root for?
3 batter rujle??? Hello Manfred/?????? He's breaking the rules
>>142826174Nigger you don’t go outside, shut the fuck up
>>142826166incorrect
>>142826182whoever is directing these commercials needs to be imprisoned for crimes against humanity
Should SF retire Webb's number after he killed Ohtani's ASG MVP?
Ohtani is walking off 2 runs on the 9th. Screencap this.
I stand up for 27 rings.
>>142826188Dodgers obviously
>>142826191based
non-americans are banned from posting in this thread, sorry italybro get your house in order.
why did he take out sanchez?
>AL will have won 10 of the last 11 all star games after tonightwhen is Manfraud going to step in??
>>142826188She's an honorary mexican. So Doyers.
>>142826191>Needing 10 pitches to get 3 outslol.... analytics efficiency bros annihilate this absolute faggot immediately. Vaporize him from my sight NOW
>>142826174Our shittiest sandwich at subway is better than what you make.
NLbros... I'm starting to think the AL let us win last year....
>>142826174Are you still yapping about this?
any NPB fans?
I'm Cristoper SanchezThis is my gameI'll throw the pitch*Throws the pitch*I threw the pitchThis is the endI love you
Reminder Taiwan is a Doyers country.
>>142826174It's 4am and you're mad about sandwiches.Get a job, retard.
>>142826223lul
>>142826244>throws 2 pitches>gets 2 outs>leavesholy based
jobs are gay
i prefer hot slices to cold cuts
*Throws two pitches in your path*
>>142826244lmao
>>142826277You're***
>Vladdy? Yea it's Donald. Take Denmark next. Yea it's all yours, don't worry I'll handle the smoke and mirrors.
Haven't had Subway in ages. People at my high school used to go there when they didn't like the school lunch. I wonder if kids can even afford to do that nowadays. Fast food is so much more expensive now.
>>142826286Based patriot
>Smelly De La Pooz
why are dark skins so fast?
ElGOD is about to humiliate Salvador Perez
Elly DAY LAH CREWS
you can't even get a roast beef sandwich at subway in canada anymore
>>142826223Kchads mog "balls in play" which is clearly gay.
>>142826243I wish. Where to stream games?
>>142826296Subway in the US is almost 3d printed food at this point. Might be different in Sweden.
imagine not being a euro neet living on government handouts, I bet you don’t even have the time to bake fresh rolls every day
>>142826296Reminder Subway was trash and almost out of business because of the pedo spokesperson and yoga mat scandals, and they revived the business by simply hiring as many celebrities as possible to shill their shit food and dumb people bought it
Why isn't he stealing? Go damnit.
Elly couldn't even hold his jock
>>142826326>sub...way?
>random NPC players for the Padres and Pirates are suddenly randomly generating out of the ether into the gameYep, time to watch something else
>>142826335Is there a cooler player in the history of baseball than Rickey?
>>142826326I once made a girl fat by feedinh her footlongs and cookies from Subway every day for half a year
why do so many players have that stupid ass faux hawk haircut?
Let's organize a game with the most impressive players from each team and have the sides play against each other >and then talk only about 2 players the whole time
>>142826286>Hey Bibi>yeah we're going to war with Iran as soon as i get into the whitehouse
>>142826286His ear looks fine here. How did it heal so fast?
oh shit it's ozuna from the barfidoos
Wife beater
If Elly doesn’t even try to steal he’s a fucking coward
>>142826358wtf how do you see their hair they're always wearing hats
>ohtani out of the game
>>142826174The average american eats take out and fast food daily because wage slaving doesn't give them much time and they'd rather watch netflix slop with that time. It's one of the reasons why almost everyone knew someone with cancer earlier in that mastercard thing and why cancer is so prevalent. Cooking at home is seen as a luxury
>On May 29, 2021, Ozuna was arrested and charged with aggravated assault by strangulation and battery after Sandy Springs Police claimed to witness him grabbing his wife by the neck and throwing her against a wall.
subway is good
>>142826380and the game is over. gg AL
>>142826382Ozuna from da braves
>>142826350Naw. He had that dawgs in him.
>>142826380Your ASG MVP ladies and gentlemen
>>142826382Ozuna from the Kazakhstan Braves
>>142826384do they have souls?
>>142826382We already like him you don’t need to promote him to us
I'm convinced Subway is a CIA front or something, I've never been and I've never known anyone who goes. Surely they would've gone bankrupt by now if the govt wasn't backing them
norwood sisters sonic is making fun of us
Logan Webb and the Vagiants single-handedly lost NL the All Star game.
>>142826381cookchads we eatin, cancercels btfo
>>142826378>hats
>>142826415it's mostly non-whites and zoomers
>>142826382Everyone likes to act like they don't do this til they get a wife
>>142826381it's not like the food you're buying from the store is that much better. food standards in america are complete garbage compared to the rest of the first world.
>>142826415Every big corporation would be in the red if it wasn't for government backing
>>142826377Elly is dead to me
>>142826425holy shit did you eat ALL of that by yourself?
>>142826201>there are kids in high-school who weren't alive the last time the Yankees went to a WSKek makes me hard knowing MY Tigers are responsible for the end of the dynasty. Still haven't lost to you in the playoffs by the way.
>>142826381I eat almost exclusively eggs. I eat eggs for breakfast and dinner. I can cook them very well. I love eggs.
>>142826408they're extremely soulful
>>142826425Nigga, you weigh a buck twenty.Post your bitch ass forearms.
>>142826381I think europeans also spend a higher % of money on foodI've heard that anyway.But i were just thinking i rather buy something warm if i buy out. I just wouldn't buy something i have in my fridge
...
>>142826448Good shit. Get that protein king.
>>142826320nspotv1.com
>>142826449was that webm where their eyes look dead supposed to be supportive of your statement?
>>142826455YJK
this is cringe
Was he about to say “where my nigga at?”
big papi heart disease
>>142826455Overpowering aura
>>142826468He looks uncomfortable too but he's too deep into the bit so he needs to keep it going. It's a slow and painful kind of nightmare
dude, enough interviewing already. the fucking game is happening
>>142826455>PAPIED.COM
Based Papi schizo rambling at the AL kids
David Ortiz is funny but he still did steroids.
>>142826415Subway gets away with it by being Franchise owned. They're really cheap to open and you can open them almost anywhere by their franchise charter. Sandwiches are unironically really cheap to make so yeah.
AL Chads we got this
>>142826488That's rich, coming from a Stankees cuck
>papi sexually harassing people on live television
I think I speak for all NL fans that aren’t giants fans when I say I would gladly sign a petition to ban Logan Webb from ever repping the NL Again in an all star game
ortiz continues to keep getting away with it
>>142826442>>142826452mama mia I makea big pot a spaghetti, no just one plate
>>142826488Didn't like half you WS teams do steroids? Just saying don't throw stones in glass houses.
>>142826500you got yourself a signature
>>142826488And won more World Series than Gay-Rod.
>>142826500blame webb but not lazy defense alright
>>142826488Arod did steroids Stankee. You wanna take back that ring?
pete alonso in the game
>>142826536Should've been Lindor/Nimmo
>>142826455What is Witt thinking right here?
>no blackoutsdid i hear that right?
>>142826535If they lost that ring it would be 20 years since their last WS kek!
>>142826536kot hates the mest
fuck yea strahm
>>142826551yep, no blackouts
>>142826536Literally who
>>142826552Take it ironically to 27 years up in honor of their achievement
>>142826553How the fuck do yellow fever havers tell the difference
As a Giants fan, I apologize for Logan Webb singlehandedly losing the game for the National League. I apologize to all of the Ohtani fans out there that he lost the MVP due to Logan Webb being so terrible. I hope you can forgive the Logan and the Giants organization as a whole.
hell is a never ending jardiance commercial
>>142826573it's easy if you're not blind
>>142826563good to see things are going in the right direction. will still be watching my team through nefarious means.
>>142826573They are mentally ill
>>142826583i forgive you
>>142826583fagit
>NL outhits the AL>still loses
>>142826589i love that one of the side effects is your taint splitting open
>>142826592i bet its fun to fuck these chicks because they are probably obsessed with white guys
>>142826583No.
There is literally nothing wrong with steroids and I'm tired of pretending
Which two places should get an MLB team if they expand to 32 teams?
>>142826569The perfect human being.
el beisbol
>AYE CARAMABA MY NACHOS BEL GRANDE ES MUY LOCOWe gotta stop gassing up white guys with Cuban moms.
>>142826625new yorklos angeles
>>142826625It will be Salt Lake and Nashville
>>142826625Montreal and Vancouver
>>142826625they should start removing teams
>>142826583It's okay.Nobody expected the NL to win anyways.
>>142826648starting with the gayants
Closing in on another win for AL chads
>>142826625Tel Aviv Delhi
>>142826636speak American, bitch!
>>142826659no, you need us
>im out of booze>im out of weedand now a quick word from apple
>>142826648this, 20 teams 10 AL 10 NL no interleague no expanded gayoffs best record in each league plays in world series
NL sisters...its happening again
>>142826625Portland and Salem
>come back from mexispeak mlb ad>cracker ass cracker Kirby Yates delivers back 2 back strikeouts>white will smithlol
its over
Poyo!
i hate these uniforms
>>142826616sorry, they like Korean guys now
what does winner get? livvy?
i love these uniforms
>>142826675>feels bad for bad man
>2-0 count? Better hit a weak groundout to 3rd baseWhat the fuck!!!!!
this turned into a slurper
>>142826625New JerseyAnaheim
NL for it's over?
>>142826688All star uniforms are always soulless garbage, they fucking better bring back team jerseys next year
>all stars>neglect your best pitchers>bench your best bats for literal whos in the final innings down twocomplete snoozefest
>>142826705It's been better than the last few years at least
Based AL ruining the ohtranny MVP
Torey Lovullo needs to be investigated, the decisions he made this game were very strange. Manfred needs to Pete Rose this bum.
jeter spread herpes to half of hollywood and why thats based
>>142826690i don't think so
>>142826705It got worse after they chose to end the World Series home team riding on it.
yo that al pastor chicken at chipotle is actually fire on god
teoscar, rescue us
chipotle is actual garbage BTW
>>142826739They got rid of that? I thought that was still a thing.
chipotle is almost as bad as subway.
>starter with best era in baseball>pitches to one hitter Diamondbacks being the NL champs from last year continues to be such a joke and fuck the Phillies for choking to them
>>142826761Oh yeah, like 5 years ago. This shit doesn't matter. Humorously, they only made that change because a close game went to extras and they FUCKING TIED damn I'm still pissed about it. Been a while.
>>142826739good. home field advantage should go to the team with the best record. fuck that meme shit.
>haha yeah I gave up two runs and... two... losses... haha...
This time it counts.
>>142826625team on each side of the mississippi river1. nashville/north carolina2. oklahoma/oregon/nola*
>>142826778crag krimble choked he was not a real phillie we remain undefeated
>>142826785Based, we were robbed of the cubs celebrating the world series at home in 2016
>>142826616newjeans are the ones with black guys as romantic leads in their videos>>142826737ive are the ones with no male romantic leads at all in their videos
>>142826737kek they look like they're humoring a retarded child
Where's TA? Is he going to close the game? They wouldn't just disrespect the Angels ONLY All-Star like that would they?
>>142826815He’s not going to pitch m8 we both know that
It's perfectly normal to have a man-crush on Ohtani.
the NL is going to win if holmes comes in
>>142826815He's already on the bus home sadly...
>The Marlins' only representative is a reliever that isn't even kept out to get all three outsI suffer
Teams from own leagues that went on to win the World Series following up the All Star Game:>1935: AL, Tigers>1937: AL, Yankees>1939: AL, Yankees>1940: NL, Reds>1941: AL, Yankees>1943: AL, Yankees>1944: NL, Cardinals>1947: AL, Yankees>1948: AL, Indians>1949: AL, Yankees>1954: NL, Giants>1955: NL, Dodgers>1959: NL, Dodgers>1960: NL, Pirates>1963: NL, Dodgers>1964: NL, Cardinals>1965: NL, Dodgers>1967: NL, Cardinals>1969: NL, Mets>1975: NL, Reds>1976: NL, Reds>1979: NL, Pirates>1980: NL, Phillies>1981: NL, Dodgers>1982: NL, Cardinals>1983: AL, Orioles>1989: AL, Athletics>1991: AL, Twins>1992: AL, Blue Jays>1993: AL, Blue Jays>1995: NL, Braves>1998: AL, Yankees>1999: AL, Yankees>2000: AL, Yankees>2004: AL, Red Sox>2005: AL, White Sox>2007: AL, Red Sox>2009: AL, Yankees>2010: NL, Giants>2011: NL, Cardinals>2012: NL, Giants>2013: AL, Red Sox>2015: AL, Royals>2017: AL, Astros*>2018: AL, Red Sox>2022: AL, Astros
i miss the mazda zoom zoom commercial era bros. these shits have no sovl.
>>142826838>>142826833:(
fuck yea hoffman
This has to be the lowest energy all star game in recent history. Honestly it seems like the commentators, fans, players just don't give a fuck about this. How fucking boring bring back normal baseball already. >>142826844I agree.
>>142826844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdccNAOvPHg
Based Pete looking good in his uniform
PETE UPCOMINGMETS MAGIC
>Pitching Change: Emmanuel Clase replaces Kirby Yates.>not HolmesBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142826844I'm going to go to a game at Zoom-Zoom stadium next time I visit Japan.
mets can still make the playoffs
Holy hell, those two chicks were ugly
me pete make stinky poopy in pants stick finger smell finger lick finger mommy good no take stinky me likey me keep forever make more stinky poopy me like smell
pete is SHIT
Alonso making the All-Star game is a fucking joke.
alonso sucks and clase has cringe hair
>>142826876I guess not anymore
Coach Primate
>>142826841Blue Jays are winning it all this year
>that's the best mest player
>>142826886>Whoa, he's just like me!
>mestThey actually let this shitter in the ASG
>>142826899Post it on your main you coward
That’s just so unfair to Pete kek, he’s got no chance against Clase. Should have used him earlier
>>142826899
NLbros..
>be ohtani>homer>lose
ive watched reds games where elly is safe on that, NL has given up
>>142826925He's used to it
>>142826899Wow, that's racist.
The National League is wasting Ohtani's career
Elly jos bil difren
Pete Alonso? More like Meat All-on Blow
>>142826925Like he's back on the Angels.
>>142826243>>142826742>>142826759>>142826762Cava or bust, fags.
>>142826901>>142826905based early 00s pop punk chads
>>142826839at least yours pitched...
>>142826858It's the GTI for me. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9E7B28BF5015478Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Dx9MhrqcEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnsIwk8boUTake me back to 2006, I want to play the show 2006 on my psp
>>142826925Many such cases
gg ALthanks webb
OHTANI GOES 1-1 WITH A WALK AND A 3-RUN HOME RUN AS THE NATIONAL LEAGUE LOSES 5-3
>>142826925Logan Webb was told to throw the game on purpose to punish Ohtani for picking the Dodgers over the Vagiants.
my phillies did well, that was fun
My guy didn't even get to play, but GG NL
gg NL
KNEEL
>*eagle noises*
>>142826954at least Dekopin and his wife are there for him
>>142826955based
The thing I've noticed about Elly is when he does put the ball in play, it's always 90mph+ off the bat, usually 100+. That out was a 102 rocket to 2B. His ceiling is otherworldly if (when I think) he makes more contact.
Fuck you Logan Webb and Fuck You Hunter Greene, you ruined Ohtani"s MVP.
AL KingsWE did it
Can we finally admit that last years ASG was a Mickey Mouse game for the National League to win it?
RETVRN>>142823568>>142823568>>142823568>>142823568
what a boring ass gamebring back MTV rock n' jock softball
>alwinslolnow that stern is ded and tim bradley retired and goodell stopped rigging, it's the most sure thing in sports
>>142826970he got traded onto my team in rtts and he fucking sucks now lmao. he's hitting like .190 or something
NO BAYBAWL TILL FUCKAN FRIDAY, I CANT TAKE IT BROS
>yates went 1-2-3>semien with a run>seager, eh>former rags looked great>AL REIGNS SUPREMEnot bad.
>>142826966men who like dogs too much are huge faggots
>>142826995watch nip baseball
>>142826995I'm just watching replays from the 2000s. Things were better then.
>>142827011how
>>142826995Is it really a big loss if we stopped doing all star games? This is too much
>>142827041Already mentioned it here >>142826458. Most games start at 6pm JST. I think there are also streams on strikeout.
>>14282699026th in the MLB in WAR. you're a retard.
>>142827173idk what to tell you dude. he was a big trade and now 30+ games on he's hitting like shit lmao. complain to whoever makes the fucking retarded video game.
>>142826872Clase is the best closer in the league, retard
>WAR
>>142826872>Kirby Yates in an ASGHow
>>142826126My national league ):
Is she still singing?
