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ALLSTAR GAME THREAD>>142823540>>142823540>>142823540
>>142823568OUR phillies
Why do threads with news always get shafted? It ain’t right.
>>142823568This means Christopher Sanchez is honorary white
Dodgers!
Doyers!
>>142823568Just wait.
>Profar batting last>Tatis didnt show>Arraez didnt showit's over
shall be monitoring this thread for comfiness
>>142824201I'm not watching the game. might tune in later.
I've been hearing about this Skenes fella all year but only now I'm seeing him pitch. Damn he's good.I hope they don't change him right away
Speaking of, are the managers trying to win or are they trying to let everybody on the roster play?
>>142824344they need to worry about him throwing out his arm more than his pitching which is sound
>>142824232my team's only all star dropped out
>>142823568Chudlies run the genny, I'm 'fraid so
>>142824377Yeah. How long is someone out of the game if they get a TJ?
>>142824344The plan was always one and done. That's how it is for most pitchers in the ASG anyway.
>>142824409sadkind of a mickey mouse cup, wish it was a more serious game
>>142824388I'm a doyer so you can watch vicariously on my behalf.
>>142824398at least a year for a pitcher
>>142824430Yes, yes it should be a mickey mouse cup. Fuck being serious all the time, that's Bud Selig talkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYXTV51GdUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDazoAWUvH8
Baseball isn't being played today so the genny will play
arcade .eague sistas...
> AL getting absolutely BTFO
>>142824583The reasonable and unbiased thing to say would be>it's fine for the All-Star game to not be serious, because the playoffs and WS are the serious gamesbut as a poodres fan I won't get to see that shit ever so yeah
>>142823742RALLY SHARK!>BASED OHTANIRALLY SHARK!>BASED OHTANIRALLY SHARK!>BASED OHTANIRALLY SHARK!>BASED OHTANI
LETS GO WEBB
>>142825030what a shitter
>>142825030Fuck you!!! You ruined it!!!!
>>142825030WEBB IS A LOSER LOL
>>142825030clown.
>>142825030dumbfuck
>bring in pitcher>throws 2 pitches>gets 2 outs>take him outbut why
where did the national league team go? who are these people?
>>142826344this is why mental manlets like yourself aren't major league managers
>>142826463it's an exhibition. there's little in the way of strategizing. the main pressure they face is getting everyone in the game, probably more than actually winning.
>>142826344fox wants more commercials
>>142823631Honestly nobody cares about it. If you cared about any of it you'd keep up with baseball news in some other way, not the op of /mlb/.
>>142823742not so fast
fuck you faggot ass vagiants
remove all euros from /mlb/
AL GODS WONNL FAGS CONTINUE BEING KWABOTY AS USUAL
I do not understand a thing this man is saying.
>>142824344You should be hoping that his inevitable elbow injury isn't career ending.
>>142826987based
remove all zoomers from /mlb/
One rep shitter teams report in. How did (you)r single team rep do?>White Sox>CrochetDid not make a mess of his inning and struck a guy out. 8/10.
Well that was kinda lame desu, the main highlight was Ortiz
>>142826991ahbahg bdjjdhs klsdnffd hahaha jnksjksjds huehue jbnskjdbasj jsdjbsjld mvp kjsbadbabfjsdh
sal perez is cute
>>142826940>hating on a based trivia master
pete want play why game over pete only make small stinky not enough need more poopy for pete eat poopy smell poopy mommy wipe make pete mad keep poopy mommy
Who's winning the World Series, if it's not the National League?
I CANT LIVE WITH NO BASEBALL TILL FRIDAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
>>142827019Whatever team gets hot.
My dad is on to something…
>>142827004>anglels>nothingUnlucky but the AL won so it’s alright
>>142826994>do Americans really do [insert something completely normal]?they don't deserve to watch America's pastime
>>142827014James and Victoria are better than this trannoid freak
>spotify
>>142827027>phoneposting in 2024Uhhhh hello cringe dept??
>>142827004>Stros>Alvarez>Walk
>>142827046If you listen to a lot of music it’s worth it, I have my own audio server for when I wanna sperg out n listen to the highest fidelity but it’s not worth my time to pirate every song I want to listen to. Maybe you have the time, I don’t.
I'm mad. Mariners also didn't have their guy in the game. Biased as fuck Rags manager
>>142827027why arent you watching the game right next to your dad bro
>>142827062We poodres had 5 players in the game. Two didn't show because of injuries, one didn't get to play, but the other two got base hits!'s nice!
>>142827004>Mets>Pete “The Best 1B in Baseball” Alonso>Walkoff Grand slam
>>142827004>Marlins>ScottTwo up, two down, trade value secured
Jarren "Fuck 'Em" Duran is the 2024 All Star Game MVP.
>>142827061fuck you man. if you actually loved music, then its slsk with player of choice. no compromise. streaming fags against the wall
the ultra coveted clear dildo
nice work millergot the W for our beloved Oakland A's one last time
>>142827027haha racism funi xDSorry about your small white penis.
Why weren't O'Hoppe there ?
>>142827046YouTube music infinitely better than Goytify.
>>142827094that's future phillies legend mason miller to you
>>142827095asshurt hispanic detected
>>142827105Because muh salvy
>>142827105He got snubbed. Rengifo had a legitimate chance too but he got hurt.
>literally gained height>starts winningmanlets btfo
>>142827106Why?
>>142827062>my muny :(
>>142827085no not really. Youre mistaking preference for some objective measure of what’s better. Hope this helps
>>142827062the angels are a clown organization and don't belong anywhere near the ASG
>>142827117>>142827119legacy spottypical bs
>>142827146>clowns dont belong anywhere near [the circus]odd thing to say
>>142827144It is better. You don't understand and thus must listen to some pretty feeble shit
>>142827146kill yourself. Anderson deserved to be an all-star, hes been great this season.
>>142827095doyerbros.................
>>142827076neck yourself dago. NA flags are the only approved flags in /mlb/.
>>142827170hey das me!
>>142827085>if you really loved music you’d steal from your favorite artists while they struggle to buy their third homeISHYGDDT
>>142827146The white sox had a player in the ASG though?
>>142827156Kek based italianon
>>142827176All my favourite artists pirate shit from slsk as well thoughbeit
Why does A-Rod have inverse raccoon eyes?
Papi mogging the fuck out of Jeter and A-Rod
>>142827167Again, you are mistaking preference / taste for some objective measure. I literally have an audio server at home, Spotify is just the easiest for someone that actually leaves their house and has to commute frequently. You think the medium/interface is how you can judge someone’s level of interest in something? What a completely braindead consumeristic way to view the world.
>>142827187and with that, good night anon im off to snooze until the games start again
>the east coast bias retards hyped this up
>>142827197Puerto Rican people stay awake on midnights
>>142827131Because you can literally listen to your weeb music personal music you can't find on spotify and it automatically generates your favorite listen Playlist, and have good song picks compared to Spotify. I think there's more variety in taste on YT music compared to spotify. Way more taste and flavors without spotify pulling out songs.
why NL always play so poopoo?
>>142827227>you can literally listen to your weeb musicright...
>>142827235Because it’s the poo poo league?
I was at a mixer and met a guy who worked for the NY Post and he said that Jon Heyman pulls pranks on everyone in the office and everyone hates him. Legitimately wish I had Heyman’s life.
>>142827209>buona sera
Jesus fucking Christ I can't wait for summer to be over.
Is Rizzo white?Is Recker white?
>>142827251how did you get this pic of me
>>142827261It's literally me.
>>142827046Better than listening to joe davis
>>142827251This. Summerfags against the wall. Lurk moar, no compromise
>>142827265I want to cum on top of your head
>>142827251My room being so insulated and muggy af doesn't help me much. Hate it.
>>142827076Suarez pitched you just couldn’t tell because that had that big papi bullshit
>>142827062Imagine not having all five of your all stars get playing time and still thinking you deserve to be winning your division, mariners BTFo, as usual
>>142827282I thought it wasn’t humid in San Diego
>>142827285as if that segment didn't have enough reasons to be terrible, fucking hell
>>142827293It's not but my room is so insulated it's super hot compared to my other family room where it's much cooler. It'll probably get muggy and hot in October for no fucking reason. Happened two years ago, had this awful heatwave in September/Oct.
>>142827293Half these places don’t have AC
>>142827285papi make ya seethe?
>>142827317Try opening up your door and leaving your room once in a while. You probably got all sorts of electronics going while your door is shut for hours at a time.
>>142827317If you have a window you should consider getting a window unit AC. I did the same thing when I was living with my parents.
Ohtani was robbed of the ASG MVP because of that vagiant shitter Webb.
>>142827381I will never forget it for as long as I live
>>142827381fuck ohtani and fuck japan
>>142827381good.
>>142827391kek. I didn't watch. I amused myself watching everyone matriculate back to the genny complaining about how dull it was.
>>142827381Blowtani was robbed of his gay lover because he couldn't stop gambling
>>142827407Nako is superior
>>142827407that's not how you do someone you follow on instagram
>>142827381KWAB
>>142827317Does flanfly still happen every 2am on the /jay/?
>>142827004Also white sox How much do you think he upped his trade value with that one inning?
>>142827004Angels. They didn't put him in the game...
>>142827489probably will get another 45+ future prospect out of it
>>142827004>>142827489Different Sox chad here, but I hate that we're just going to keep trading these great young pitchers for a bundle of Cuban shitters because Jerry has a hard-on for shitty South Americans who can't stay healthy for two months at a time.
>>142827511double edged sword. what's the point of keeping him if the team won't be competitive and you very likely won't re-sign him?
>>142827540Yea, I get the reasoning it's just the people in charge of roster construction don't have a fucking clue what they're doing.
>>142827555you also have to deal with the anxiety of him getting hurt and receiving a lesser haul of prospects because of it.
>wtf are we supposed to do for the next two days bros...
>>142823977Based
gg no re
>>142827577Watch baseball?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrCdSb7KZnQ
stupid piece of shit Brandon Webb
Every American League team should get an extra win in their record, and every National League team should get an extra loss as a result of the all star game.
>>142827634based, might be time for rewatch of the 86 'eries
>>142827634>92 Mets>Went 72-90>Highest payroll in baseballSome things never change.
>>142827464SNEED
>>142827723he plays in Japan now for the Swallows
my cubes
>>142827251These mouse pad hybrids are great. Why can’t I use my phone as one to browse on my desktop. It’d effectively the same thing. Captcha N0G 8
>>142827837>he doesn't use the penguin for ultimate ergonomic support
>>142827867I want to sit on it!>>142827820>scuba keks
>>142827004Mariners Neither of our guys played lol
>>142827381>they didn't have Yelich, Lindor, Ozuna, C.Walker in the lineup
this looks like trouble to me...
>>142828037Yelich and Ozuna played
i love baseball so much bros it makes me happy
>>142825200>>142825277>>142825282>>142825331>>142825460Surely le $700M gook got the all star mvp right?
Friendly reminder that the streak of every winning NL pitcher being from the Giants since 2011 is still alive :)
Dodgers became so soulless that Cutepeas and Doyer momiji died from the lack of SOUL. Explain yourself, dodgers fan
>>142828124Yay!
how does a shitter like Brandon Webb make the all-star team anyway
>>142828181He’s not that bad just had a bad night. I think the fact that the manager called on him before Shota fucked with his head. Usually the better pitchers pitch first
>>142828181Shitposting aside, hes an all star level pitcher that is a terrible fit for the all star gameWebb excels at eating innings and is very high contact, the exact opposite of what you need for a game where a pitcher only gets one inning exclusively against the best hitters in the game.
>>142828230This is why I was worried about Shota and Steele last year kek, I didn’t want them to get rocked and lose their confidence, even tho I think neither of those guys are those types of pitchers to crumble after a bad result
Brandon Webb sucks donkey dick
I believe I can flyI believe I can touch the sky
only a matter of time...
>>142828444Going the the game on the 27th heyooooo
>>142828415take your meds
>>142828503Nice! I’m going to one of the Seattle games. Can’t wait. >hope the Metsiner alliance survives it
Damn , very grateful to have Citi field. Some of your guys’ ballparks seem like total shitholes.
>>142828503I’m going on the 27th to get this Hopefully the fishman is playing
>>142828843Trout in a throwback uni, very classy.
If you’re awake post a funny sports videohttps://youtu.be/ADrltOpX9GU?si=oRPylm3tEStL_Nhf
>"earned" a win on the mound 3 years ago>hits a homer in a game designed for the MLB's top players to look good.ZOMG GUIZ LE GOAT! MOVE OVER BABE RUTH!
>>142828833top tier bait, combined with the dubs you’ve earned a (You)
>>142829171Was waiting for him to samefag with the favelaposts tbesu
Bump
no games until Friday is suffering
>The NL's record in All-star games since 1981...With Phillies managers:> 5-1With other managers:> now 7-29-1
>losing yet another 1 run game>losing a crucial series to the gayants>only 2 above .500あああああああ
Another day of no baseball and a dead genny ;_; BROS
>>142833093This is worse than the lockout. This is worse than the pandemic. Manfred must resign.
