Teoscar Hernandez wins the 2024 Home Run DerbyAll Star game Tomorrow on FOX
doyers!
Mariners own this thread
Lol, Witt's a fraud.
>>142806890Screw Philips, Dominicans are the strongest men in the universe.
TEOOOOOOOOOO
>>142806890PREVIOUS: >>142786431MLB: Teoscar Hernandez wins the Home Run Derby against Bobby Witt Jr. in a bonus round showdownNL: Ryan Helsley has been scratched from the NL All-Star roster and will be replaced by Kyle FinneganTB: Jeffrey Springs allowed five runs (four earned) on eight hits in 4 2/3 innings for Triple-A Durham on SundayLAD: Shohei Ohtani said decided to sit out the Home Run Derby as a “load issue,” and that he could participate next yearNL: Ketel Marte will lead off for Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo in the NL All-Star lineupAL: Aaron Judge will bat cleanup for the American League in Tuesday’s All-Star GameAL: Corbin Burnes will start for the American League in the All-Star GameMIA: Max Meyer threw five shutout innings for Triple-A Jacksonville on Sunday, striking out six and allowing three hits
Let's fucking go bros. I'm buying a new gaming chair.
>>142806910thanks bakespie
Dodgers and Teo!
>Mets
doyersgood on ya Teo
You could physically see that took everything Hernandez had in him to win.
>teo wins it depriving texas of the hometown boy victoryhell yeahgrats teo.
>>142806903
I couldn’t even watch the final cuz there was a tornado warning n im dog watching two dawgs so I had to play it safe I hope it was kino
>>142806920well deserved then
hey haters and loserskiss the home run derby ring :)
>>142806932we were genuinely a few feet from there being a swing off grand finals witt came up just short in his final at bat it was absolute kino.
Also cubgers
from one Jay to another ;_; miss u teo
>>142806932it wasn't bad Witt made it exciting for a second then last home run to tie came up short. ESPN really tries to manufacture drama though which ironically ruins the entire thing.
>>142806920and now one of our best hitters will struggle to 'find it' in the second half
happy for Bohm, looked like he had a bunch of fun and did WAY better than phillies fans expected he's not a HR hitter ffs lol
>dodgers win the mickey mouse derby of contact hitterspottery
Lol, eat shit Witt. You are nothing in the shadow of Mahomes.
this was a spiritual win for the Jays
>>142806901I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS DUDE FOR SOME REASON
>>142806946this is a myth Julio's swing was fixed thanks to the derby both times. Record breaking august after a 41 homer round.
>>142806946How you gonna run out of energy for the rest of the season? Like nigga, just get some sleep. Drink some Gatorade.
>>142806946Enjoy Luis Robert Jr.
first dodger to win the hr derby national anthem singer was atrocious
Will Dodgers start extension negotiations with Teo soon?
>>142806965>>142806967Man's 31 and they banned all the good steroids Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire had he's gonna be hurting for a while.
>>142806939>>142806945hell yeah. I think I like the new format
>>142806976LAST MINUTE ENTRY still won didnt matter
>>142806982Like nigga, just go to a sauna. Take some Advil.
>>142806978Yes please 600 million 10 years the starting offer
The circular winds are now over Lake Michigan thank you Lake Michigan and good luck to NW Indiana
>>142806978He might not wanna extend (altho the dodgers might give him a great deal)cuz you could easily argue he’s the 2nd best OF to hit FA next year. It’s him Soto and Bellinger
the Phillies!
>>142806976what a joke of a derbynone of these guys will ever have a 50 hr season
>>142806997I love the rainy wind storm brewing...the smell of the rain is intoxicating
>>142807023Yeah same, esp when it hasn’t rained in a while. I think the name for that smell is called petrichor
>>142807021>all the roided sluggers choked>contact hitters advancedabsolute SOVL
I love seeing all the baseball fans trying to give Witt participation trophies for choking again, and telling him "Good game" and all that. What a bunch of cucks.Losing is for losers. And losers lose. Mahomes wins,Witt chokes.Invest your time accordingly, Kansas City.
>>142807029Petrichor is the earthy scent produced when rain falls on dry soil. the word for today is PETRICHOR
>>142806935Thank you Rally Shark for delivering Teo a HR Derby trophy!
>>142807033Teo aint a contact hitter he slugs with the best of them. You don't see it but his uni hides a tree trunk like body that's similar to trouts. Same with JRam. All their power is in their core.
>>142807021Don't worry. Witt will be in the Pecos League in 2026. He's about to make Alek Manoah's fall look tame.
Pray for our Cubs and White Sox bros
>>142807046I like this irrational hatred of the royals you have, some of my favorite posts tbqh
have you guys been to Kansas City lately? hear they've got some cool museums
>>142806935Based Gooba delivering the homerun derpy championship!
>>142807056nah Im done with both teams until the owners sells esp the white sox owner
;__;
I love the home run derby and I wish they would just get rid of extra innings and do a home run derby tiebreak. extra innings in the regular season are unnecessary especially with the new ghost runner rule already in place, it's a farce anyway, at least make it a fun event.
>>142807056kek whats funny is right now the area with the most severe storms and tornado is NW Indiana…..which is where the big dawg BAJP lives (or at least he used too)prayers up for the big dawg
Why didn’t the MLB step in and cancelled the All Star Game 2024 in Texas because of their abortion and immigration policies???? I think they did that in the NBA recently
He is the third straight Dominican to win the MLB Home Run Derby2022: Juan Soto2023: Vladimir Guerrero Jr.2024: Teoscar Hernández
>>142807083Let's give The Big Dawg our thoughts and prayers.
this was supposed to be our world series, metbros....
based Pete saving his power level for the second half of the season, can't wait to see it tbqdesu
>>142807106our world series is The World Series 2024 brought to you by Captial One: when you're here you're family.
>>142807106you ready to lose two more, stank?
I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.
>>142807150wtf is wrong with you?
>>142807106lol mest
>>142807167I do not understand this gennys obsession with a pop punk band from the early 2000s. Someone redpill me on the Mest obsession??
That's bush league!
Metsbros how we feeling about Pete
>>142807201its over
just got off work and getting ready to watch the derby that I tivoed. I'm liking my boy Pete's chances of bagging another one. no spoilers please.
>>142807201we appreciate that he put aside his ego and decided to save his best swings for the second half of the season
Alec Bohm may be the most Reddit player today
>>142807201Pete needs to take his failure as motivation and hit a gorillion dongs after the break
>>142806890>This photo now includes a HR Derby champWe love it!
>>142807255>(insert Phillies player here) may be the most Reddit player todayYeah, no shit.
I'm so mad right now. When the FUCK are Atkins and Shapiro getting fired.
>>142807057>I like this irrational hatred of the royals you have, some of my favorite posts tbqh
>>142807295Imagine having this saved on your computer
>>142807065yeah the fag capital of the world museum is pretty nice
85th for Buffalo Bell!disregarding the weird asshole post above desu
>>142807295Gay bros...Cub Maids...
>>142807295I read these threads with my kid, asshole. wtf
>>142807295god I wish that were me
>>142807272ludo kino fotois there a story behind this
>>142807295Jada >>>>> Remy
>>142807329you are a cringe faggot
>>142806890My pirates (:
>>142807345O_O
>>142807329Asshole indeed
baybaw
>>142807201SNY gave him a B for the first half of the year and I'm inclined to agree. His OPS is still above 750 and he's got 19 HRs and 51 RBIs. People acting like a 1B who hits .240 with 35+ HRs and 100+ RBIs in a seeason is washed are coping and probably watching DJ LeMahpoo shit it up on a daily basis.
>>142806890ohtani is the shame of japan
>he doesn't get the BLT
>>142807506dostedt
>>142807506Based
>>142807506fuck japan
>>142807652>t. seething dog eater
>>142807506
>>142806890Yeehaw!
>>142807506shut up, private jamal jackson
>>142807560
>mfw you hate on my metsies for no darn good reason
Why do posters excuse themselves when it comes to Recker?
Home sweet home! I was dearly missed by everyone. My absence.... Was greatly exaggerated.....
>>142806903Mariners own the sport of baseball, simple as
>>142807888They’ve never even owned a spot in the WS
>>142807415It's not that he's washed now (which he is, he's making less contact, chasing more, and not hitting the ball as hard in general)It's the anxiety around whether or not the FO will extend him. He's already begun to regress, and if you give him a 7-8 year deal, it's almost certain that he's negatively impacting the teams success for the back half of it. Players like Pete do not age well at all, and the very few that have are HOF'ers
>>142807888>trips confirms You can have the AL at least
>>142808078ty
fsggots
>>142808127Kek just watched this episode last night
I gat gaped
>>142808127yeah fucking saved buddy thanks
I’ve already reported him to my local FBI field office and I suggest you do the same
all smiles :))))))
Faggot
>>142807100>*taps the sign*
So if I understand slugging percentage correctly, it factors in what kind of hits a hitter is getting; single, double, home run, etc, whereas batting average only accounts for hits, without specifying what type of hit it was, correct?
And I’d love to fill out a scorecard at a baseball game but I have a short attention span and would get distracted by a girl with a cute butt or lose my train of thought thinking about Ancient Rome or some shit and it would be ruined.
>>142806911now show how much you lost on all your other bets
>>142807100ESLkun your check will be late this month, please understand.
>>142809223
>>142807100>NBA All-Star so bad that any excuse is good to cancel it
>>142809111Yea SLG is Total Bases / ABs as opposed to AVG which is just Hits / ABs.
>>142809111>>142809190
>tfw when Pete Alonso has the most HRs in derby history.>tfw Julio Rodriguez has the most HRs in a single round in derby history.nice.
>>142807077Honestly, what the fuck was this singer? Send her ass to the moon.
>>142811005I missed it was it really that bad? I keep hearing this and haven’t bothered looking it up.
AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!>Oi! Oi! Oi!
>"This kid's celebration is a joke," Edmonds said as Morel rounded the bases. "I don't mind saying it at all. I've never seen anything like it. I just don't get it. You're a .229 hitter in the big leagues and you're running around like you're Barry Bonds.">Play-by-play man Chip Caray turned the conversation to the fan who caught the ball, the same man who caught an earlier homer.>"He's also taking up plenty of room out there in the outfield. He's got people kind of blocked off," Edmonds added, an apparent commentary on the fan's size.BASED.
There still isn't any baseball today lads
>Pete Alonso forces his way into an all star selection so he can use it in negotiations>at the expense of his own more deserving teammates>gets btfo the first round of the derbyI hope borasfags continue to get the rope like they did this offseason
>>142811459Sounding like a mad faggot is based?
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT CELEBRATE YOUR 2 HR GAME UNLESS YOUR AVG IS .250+!!! YOURS IS ONLY .229 YES I LOOKED UP YOUR CAREER BATTING AVERAGE TO MAKE THIS COMPLAINT ON THE AIR!!! STOP ACTING LIKE BARRY BONDS OUT THERE!! CHRIST OUR FANS ARE SO FUCKING FAT WTFFFFF
>>142811459if you actually watched Cardinals games you’d realize that’s hypocritical. Willson bat flips walks, they all celebrate. Jim Edmonds has always been a faggot, he used to dive for balls that he could have got standing up.
>>142811894Him saying the guy who caught the ball was taking up too much space is one of the most awkward broadcast moments I’ve heard in a while. The dead air from the play-by-play guys is excruciating.
>>142811915Cardinals can’t figure out their tv broadcast for whatever reason. They’re so pompous and off pudding
>>142811961Yea lmao I was watching them play the cubs on Father’s Day and they showed that line sketch of Harry Carey at Wrigley, and the TV guy says>Hopefully Harry is looking down on us this Father’s Day instead of up at uslmao why would you say that on the air?
>Saiki goes 8 innings giving up only 2 runs>but the tigers score just 1 despite 9 hits
>>142812430just like my mariners
>>142811961dan was a great broadcaster but he wouldnt stop drinking and driving
>>142812730A true Braves Brother
>>142811459Jim FAGGOT
>>142812762A true bravesbrah???!?
NL going to get smoked tonight.
read a pretty interesting article. All the zoomers being drafted nowadays talk like the stat obsessed autists who started all that shit back a decade ago, since they're now the generation who grew up with it essentially through all of their baseball lives. Hopefully more than anything they get people to teach these dumbass kids to take it easy on their arms and bodies.
Doyers can’t win with this kind of shitty pitcher holding them back
>>142813754how are you supposed to pitch with a fish swimming up your ass?
>>142807280>played bad>plays good on another teamHow do you feel when Biggio gets a higer RBI in the next season.
its cubbing home
>>142811459>the Sultan of St. Louis>the Mayor of Missouri>the Gaper of the Gateway
Angels
>>142813736they also talk like they're agents pitching themselves
>>142811459kek gay louis
>>142814886lol
>>142813736>take it easy on their armsThe funny thing about this is that the more and more teams try to protect their pitchers, is the more and more they get injured. Like the Marlins protected Eury Perez so much that he averaged less than 5 innings per start despite an ERA slightly above 3, and his arm still exploded. I remember Ron Darling talking about throwing 150 Innings per season in the minors. Nowadays, 150 innings in a ML season qualifies you as a workhorse.
>>142815016If you haven’t watch the YouTube video (I forget which baseball autist) about Japanese baseball and what the high schoolers there do in the koshen. It’s insane how much they pitch, and how often. They have 17 year olds pitching 4 games in row.
>>142815016arms exploding is natures way of weeding out people who shouldnt be pitchers. pitchers should throw more, not less.
Cubs fans look like this???
>>142815163is that cubspie?
>>142815163what is it about the north side of chicago that makes men think they're women?
>>142815163she is valid
Olympics should have baseball. I don't know why they have fucking flag football of all sports. At least baseball has more than one country really be into it.
>>142811961>they're so pompous and off-puttingThat's the entirety of St Louis. It's a complete shithole yet all the berds fans are extremely proud of it in a holier-than-thou "you couldn't possibly understand how great it is to be a Cardinals fan" kind of way.
>>142815163Lmao lost
>>142811961>off pudding
>>142815163Top kek and mein sides!
>>142815163it just keeps happening...
Post the baseball maid!
>>142806950Some guys hit breaking balls some guys hit fast balls. Garcia should be piping 90 mph fastballs instead of getting lobbed 70 mphs from a guy who retired in the 80s. They should just machine pitch, I won money betting on Teo and Witt but I was still pissed and Witt swinging at bad pitches
Show me baseball maid
>>142815570
Bros, my grandmother passed away this morning. Cancer finally caught up with her. She was a huge Stros fan and I remember going to games with her when I was a kid at the Astrodome. She got me my signed game ball from Craig Biggio that I have displayed at my house to this day. Going to miss her a lot. Fuck cancer
>>142807033Lol at anyone who bet on Pete after last year, I took Witt for coming out party and Teo because +1800 was to juicy, won $15 more dollars by that last ball not going out, but I hate Dodgers so id gladly trade it for a Witt victoryGuys is it the AL that usually dominates allstar games, Love my NL and love my Jurikson Profar but he's literally a utility player who had a red hot half season, I guess ill look at the SP's
>>142815163that's gonna be forty keks from me dawg>>142815544>>142815611checked and kek'd
>>142815726What does this mean?
>>142815759Soto in front of Judge and Alvarez with Kwan leading off Vladdy and Adley 7 and 8. Inexperienced rookie pitching for NL although I think he'll do better than Burnes.AL it is
Do you think Paul Skenes will actually give up a minimum 300 million dollar contract in the near future just to die for Israel or is he just being performative.
>>142815884Paul is a navy man through and through
>>142815163Oh no no no no no.
>>142815746Sorry to hear that bro. RIP grandma. She's a hall of famer for sure.
>>142815401no one cares about the city itself. when people say "st louis" they mean the ~100 mile radius around the city. ywn lead a comfy midwestern life
sigh
>>142815746I'm sorry anon.
>>142815191That's a man dressed as a woman. Cubspie is a woman dressed as a woman. Know the difference
>>142815746Damn RIP to a legend. I never had a baseball gramma but she sounds pretty based.
>>142815984>100 mile radius around the cityso an even bigger shitholefuck missouri. worst state
>>142815746fuck your grandma and fuck the cheatstrosfuck braves grandma too rot in hell
>>142815191its cubspina now
>>142816084
i still can't believe now trash the month of june was
>>142816181>tf is he talking about?
When discussing which players he desires to share a lineup with at one point, Soto was adamant."I mean, Ohtani would have been one of the best," Soto said. "Now he went to the NL and I went to the AL, so, been a little tricky. But definitely Ohtani would be one of them."
When does MLB baseball start again? I'm still watching minor leagues as preparation.
>>142816148>Cubspie is another ERG personalityI've been saying this.
>>142816414Friday
>>142806890FIRST for Jose Ramirez and Emanuel Clase suffers career-ending injuries during the game ... the kind of injuries that result in lifelong suffering
Which players do you desire to share?
>>142816228Vientos being good has changed my whole outlook on this team's future. Him, Alvarez, Clifford fucking crushing the minors, and Gilbert coming back are gonna put this team in a good position for the next few years. Plus they still have Jett Williams and Ronny Mauricio.
>>142816431What's on Friday?
>>142816523>When does MLB baseball start againWe generally take a week off when someone attempts to assassinate a former president. The game tonight with all the best players in MLB is to wish him good health and speedy recovery for what that... lets just call him a Pennsylvania Native, did to him.
Has anyone unjustly accused you of being Cane’s?
>>142816523Tonight is the All-Star Game, historically there are no games the day before or day after, another day after has been tacked on in recent years. While not directly halfway through the season, the "All-Star Break" is the spiritual midpoint. They’re the only days in the year when none of the 4 important leagues are playing.
>>142815746RIP, may God bless you and your family.
>>142815982>>142816036>>142816091>>142816682Thanks anons
>>142816644Damn that's in like 5 hours though
LOL
>ERG and his curious Bulgarian persona Shan’t fool me
>>142816798>I still haven’t heard itLmao how fucking bad was it??
>>142816565>We generally take a week off when someone attempts to assassinate a former presidentthis is completely false . President Ford was shot at on September 22, 1975 and the season didn't miss a single game, starting with the 23rd.
>>142816845Ford was also shot at on September 5th of the same year, in Sacramento, and the A's played a home game that night and the next. No one missed any games.
>>142816501>Metsbros finna be feasting Hell yea brother, hope to see some prospects involved in the inevitable surge to the World Series that’s about to happen.
>>142816845>>142816884These liberal yahoos have no respect for the office of the presidency, pay them no mind Bulgarianon.
>>142816798>white women
Stop bullying her
>>142817050That looks like a man
>>142817069Enough about 'female' Cubs
giants desuextremely happy with the Giants' draft so far, glad they went with Tibbs and not Caminiti like every other draft rumor had them taking and Jordan looks like an actual 4th-round stealhope Webb and Ramos have a good showing tonight
>>142817069>That looks like a manshe was drunk
>>142816798white women are truly disgusting
Is Recker disgusting?
>>142817050wew
>>142817262read the thread retard
>>142816798>>142817262kekkkk
>>142816798>>142817262its commendable that she got all the lyrics right though
If cubspie were real I bet they’d be non-binary, at least that’s how I always picture them.
Going to rehab for alcohol is pathetic.
It STARTS at 8PM eastern on a Tuesday? No thank you.
>>142816798I can fix her.
>>142816841Legit the worst I have ever heard. Worse than Fergie
>>142816841she was moaning the lyrics
>>142817411see you then
Cubs fan here
A's proposed relocation to Las Vegas a 'terrible idea' as MLB players blast owner John Fisher's plans>Vegas native Tommy Pham also had something to say about Fisher's reluctance to spend and how it could doom the club in Vegas if it carries over to the new home. "These owners are profiting, you know?" Pham said. "They cry broke.>"I do the same thing. I cry broke when people ask me for money but, deep down, I know I got it. It's what people with money do."
>>142817584imagine the smell
Dodgers and Orioles are prepared to make big offers for ace Tarik Skubal per Tom Verducci
>>142817695two weeks with the dodgers until his arm blows out and he's out for the season
>>142817411Uh GMT-7 chads report in?
>>142817603Pham is possibly the realest nigga in the mlb. A real nigga's nigga. Wish all niggas was like that real forreal, nigga.
>>142817802hes white
>>142817832He's half asian. He can be honorary white.
ypipo
>>142817324Is cubspie not real?
>>142818525its a forced meme by one guy (himself)
>>142818525I always thought of cubspie as an idea not a person
We're all cubspie, OK? Just try and keep it Cubs related.
I'm definitely not a cubspie.
>Cubspie trying to gaslight /mlb/ into forgetting years of spam
>>142817603They can’t get one good word out of Harper, the one Vegas born name you would REALLY want for endorsement, either. There's a meeting Thursday by the city's stadium authority where the A's are supposed to finally present details on how they plan to get the over $1 billion needed in private financing. Given the rising cost of everything since they’ve first made their proposal and the tendency for overruns, that 1 might very well need to turn into a 2.
>cubspie!
Cubspie?
>>142818690Everyone in /mlb/ is ERG except houspie
Uh oh shes having a melty!
Cubs need more slugerrrs
>>142816798I don't think I've ever been addicted to a substance. I've had my share of waking up hungover after drinking a ton, but I don't think I wake up wanting to do them, it's usually because I'm with friends or I'm celebrating something. Wonder what it's like to truly be addicted to alcohol.
Im gay, go team!
>>142818913That team specifically being the Braves!
is your gf hotter than pete's wife?https://youtu.be/3f49jgchz80
>>142818886Basically that, I guess. You over indulge even though you gotta go out there and sing an anthem, and you can't stop yourself, and everyone around you doesn't care/doesn't know. You go out there too hammered in front of the world and look like a fool.
tfw blazed as fuck waiting for some All Star Kino
>>142818886Being an alcoholic is when you stop getting normal hangovers and are in a state of withdrawal until you drink. You can remain functional until the withdrawals start affecting your ability to function or even feel normal. It's real bad
>>142819167zased
How are my MN Twins doing?
>>142819167DUDE WEED LMAOBasically made me quit weed. I know, memes are powerful.
>>142819286not bad need better pitching performance in the 2nd half.
>>142819456>need better pitchingGod Damned Pohlads!
>>142817262damn white girl wasted gone wrong
Teen’s are on the move.
Find forcy
keep it cubpositive
Kill yourself
>>142815163Seems like a cardinals false flag to me.
Who are the best toolsy teens in this year's draft?
teosisters!https://youtu.be/hytacHQ2mfk
>>142819867Are there any five-tool teen’s?
teenage japanese girl lurker here
I'm a Mets fan
>>142814485Based
>>142820069Hey, do you like baseball? What team are you a fan of?
>>142820069Are you on the move? Do you know any five-tool teen’s? What’s your favorite NPB team and mascot?
RATE YOUR DRAFT>team>grade
>MLB could test automated strike zone in spring training 2025It's over for the based umps.
>>142820299its gonna ruin the game. As much as MLB is desperate for offense this is way too much. ABS is already implemented in AAA and the average overall is like an 800 OPS. Also will ruin control pitchers since it'll be harder to paint
>>142807255>unvaxxed>refuses to drink out of plastic>rages unapologetically yeah he's reddit embodied
>>142820069
at the break
MLB once again pretending the Angels don't exist. This isn't the first time they've met, they were literally teammates.
>>142820414have sex
>>142820389lol that 18 run drubbing by the a's took it's toll on the philthies
>>142820425???
>>142820452have sex instead of being le cyber sleuth
>>142820549It's not sleuthing to remember two guys on your favorite team have played together in the past
Hands off me, punk! Me and Cubspie are dating! Don't make me being back Housepie!
Is it Housepie or Houspie?
>>142820414When did Iglesias become a music star?
>>142820414kek
>>142821058daddies out here spanking them hoes
>>142820389>M’s pitching getting stronger >keep losing games God I hate this team
Where is Hoespie?
>>142821281holding a very large phone
Hoespie in the House!
>>142820389Imagine being in quadrant 2
>>142821383Mein…..sides…..
show me Hoespie!
>that feel when no real baseball until Friday REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>142821473Two more days of VERY funny meta posting on /mlb/ will smooth things over.
>Teams’ revenue / Teams’ salaries / Teams’ percentage of revenues that go to salariy
>>142821520Aw yiss,,, nothing I love more than some Meta posting
>>142821532Yanks on top.
>>142821532>mfw not a poor owner who can't afford to bankroll a payroll
>Ohtani went from being an enigma to doing shit like this
>>142821532cubbies are third in revenue yet the owner looks to the diamondbacks for inspiration and the president references the Tampa Bay Rays as an ideal, meanwhile every Cubs fan is resigned to the fact that they’ll never be players for top tier free agents like Juan Soto.welcome to my twisted world
>>142820417Good to see Super Star Aaron Judge on top
>>1428215329 teams with higher payroll than Oakland's entire revenue stream lol
>>142821656Dane?
>>142821678Yes
>>142821532I really wonder what the profit margins are for teams since this is only taking into account the player salary and not the total overhead of the organization as a whole.
>>142821701overhead is negligible relative to salaries. it's still a hefty profit margin for doing essentially nothing for the owners.
>>142821701We will never know…I do think that the average fan might overestimate just how much cash they are bringing in but the value of the team only goes up iek
>>142821701i'll give you a hint: it's (much) higher than they'll tell you
>>142821656Many are saying he’s the best player in baseball.
>>142821058I refuse to believe this is truly TouHouFatherspie
>>142821742I have to agreeNo one can put up those Judgian numbers
>>142821761dadspie doesn't usually make phonepost-tier spelling errors like "being" instead of "bring". it's a sham, I tell you!
>>142821734One of my clients gets a K-1 from the White Sox and its always a loss. But that is for tax purposes so...
>>142821742he'll always live in pete alonso's shadow
>>142821812how can a baseball organization afford to gift a mountain from Tibet to anyone?
>>142821473My brewies don't play until Saturday :-[
cubbies send me a matterhorn
>>142817354like, no one is forcing you to drink lmao, just like stop drinking hahahahaha
>>142821812oh there's no doubt in my mind the entire league shows losses to the irs, that doesn't mean shit
Cubs won that game
Is that why she sounded so bad? It was the worst rendition of the anthem I have ever heard.
Cubbies lookin solid
>>142821885“Like”
>>142821944read the thread asshole>>142816798>>142817262
>>142821995do you honestly expect each and every person to read 345 posts before posting
carsd gat gpaped :)
>Ohtani and Shota are the same age>Ohtani has a baby face still>Shota actually looks his age, and has a pudgy face despite obviously not being overweightGenetics are bullshit man.
>>142822007nah, I expect douchebags to enliven banter by reposting old shit all the time
>>142821995take your own advice, dipshit>>142817277
>>142822033this place was dead until you showed up faggot. thank god it's hopping now.
as ga[peinallllls fan i take cock like a champ hahah dwoo bebrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
read the thread moran
>>142822024Bro there are guys that can naturally throw 100mph and your example of the disparity in genetics is that shota has a chubby face ?!You gotta love yourself
>>142821973
>>142822058cubspie started drinking earlier than usual it seems...
hahah
kekso gay
u icook up a mean gay lousi!
Sex with Cubspie.
gay sukinalels!!!!!!!
>>142806903They don’t even own their own division
>Noah Syndergaard aims for MLB comeback
>no Mike Trout
Redpill me on “spies”.
newfag here, is the allstar game good unlike all major league sports? Or is it just dicking around.
>>142806926A) memeiners don’t have a rivalry with the state of Texas or either team, your division rival is the As 2) Roid head didn’t even make it out of the opening round, how did they “prevent” anything?
>>142822348where the fuck have you been
Cubs have the hot azz
Can they go back to playing baseball I’m bored and have nothing else to live for
>>142822348Cub won that game!
>>142807021It was a terrible format, and the announcers didn’t even seem to care. I went and watched some of the hardest hit balls, 475 ft and upper deck and the announcer was just like “and there’s a home run”
>>142822363It's entertaining dicking around.
>>142822389this, I’m waiting on football season. I want to watch my Steelers go 10-7 for the 20th time in a row and lose in the playoffs (again)
>>142811005If by noon you mean rehab for being an alcoholic, good news!
>>142822403>and the announcers didn’t even seem to careto be fair, ESPN's baseball announcers always sound like that Fox should take baseball from ESPN.
>>142822352He ran a low cost travel agency and became rich and lived like a playboy with multiple women in his roaming haremHe was close friends with Tax avoidance lawyer and Patriot Mogens Glistrup
>>142822426But everyone complained about Joe Buck…
>>142822352Watch James Bond
Cub win! Cub win!
>>142822453honestly I've always liked Buck as a baseball announcer, for football he's a meme.
>>142822363Honestly, the all star game should be banana ball rules. At least they don’t use it to determine World Series home field anymore
>>142822368I became desolutioned after Trout got injureddesu i'm only invested in the season for two thingsO's winning the eries (but they are already qualified)and seeing the doos getting swept
>>142822483baseball is still kino even if your favorite player or team sucks. this has been a fun season so far, the wildcard races are going to be fun too
>schizo is now rooting against the doyers
Do the cubbie bear clap
>>142822494yeah i just took a break because i wasn't into it
>>142822527
>>142822024The only cruel cosmic joke here is that Shota isn't the cute naive rapeable one. Ohtani seems like Goku levels of stupid and you could probably trick him into doing gay shit.
Mmmm
>>142822563I really, really love women
>1.6 billion dollar off season>still getting swept by the braveskek oh no no
>>142822539
>>142822363It's more competitive because the risk of injury on any given play for baseball is so much lower than almost any other sport, so players don't nearly hold back as much as they do during the NBA's ASG, or the old Pro Bowl.
>>142822587The gif that saved /mlb/
Which famous white men, including players, have yellow skin?
FAGGOTham!
Which /mlb/ posters have tasty asses?
>>142822627ted williams
>>142822627wed tilliams
>>142822475He just needs some whiskey sourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLo27_mIoHo
The the ThumbYellow Ted
Who do you think will win, /mlb/, AL or NL?
>>142822728based yellow ted
>>142822721https://youtu.be/OcqPURUCJ8I
>>142822746GAY L K!K
>>142822746UL
>>142822746AL
I like the uniforms
>>142822776Based beyond belief
>>142822812
I like the forms.
I like the unis
>>142822812>>142822831>>142822838>>142822850
Last year's FOX ASG theme: Baristas in a coffee shop.This year's FOX ASG theme: Cowboys in a saloon.
>>142822858>>142822850>>142822812>>142822831
how many bongs?
I like the kits.
they're hosing dangerously close to the hasbeen announcer guys
I want to fuck Dullahan!
>>142822858>>142822850>>142822831>>142822812>>142822900
>>142822838>>142822867>>142822881>>142822913
I love that Fox sport theme
Well my reds aren't playing so I suppose I will see what this all star hub bub is about
>>142821625>Gamble millions on baseball>Get away with itWouldn't you be living it up?
>>142822926>>142822913>>142822858>>142822850>>142822812>>142822900welcome 2 my FUCKed up mind!
>>142822943Based
>>142822933Watched you guys sweep the yankees at yankee stadium whilst wearing my mets hat. They are some miserable fuckers over there let me tell ya
>city fed hoe
Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you motherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fucking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.
>>142822881>>142822913>>142822926>>142822943Holy shit, it's the Puppet Master!!!
>>142822965good point
he beat me to my punch
>>142822965>>142822966I'm frightened
I didn't know Ted Williams was black
The puppet master has arrived! He has reemerged from the shadows. Someone inform the good inspector
I wish Mike "The White Willie Mays" Trout was playing :(
>>142822965anyway go mets
>>142822977TWICE!! here>>142822831and my rerort was to post buncha BBBsbut then this!>>142822850>>142822858>>142822900i got ragdolled!
What's happening to the genny!!!?
Im confused.
>>142822985Can you imagine if Ol' Blackie Johnson was a live to see this? God, just IMAGINE.
SOMEONE INFORM THE GOOD INSPECTOR, THE PUPPET MASTER HAS INFILTRATED /mlb/
Willie MaysGreat playerEven better salesman
ngh..no mor.e..
Where is the based and blessed detective?
We need the good inspector now more than ever
based Harper
We need the good inspector now more than ever.
>>142822985He was half of Mexican descent.
Bryce "Bryce" Harper
but We need the good inspector now more than everdesperately trying to stay up for the ASG. on day 3
>>142822521The Angels are still shit but you missed some great moments like O'Hoppe and Calhoun's walk off homers, Estévez retiring 26 consecutive batters, the 6 game win streak and Davis Daniel randomly having a historic starting pitching debut where he threw 8 scoreless innings with only 4 hits and no walks.
I'm here for the Doyers!
>>142822746NL for sure
ASG Bread?
>>142823190we all LOVE the 142823190s!
The Pirates will probably not win the world series
>>142823217
are we supposed to know who these old motherfuckers are
>>142823176even watching highlights got too depressing but i'll see if i can watch those
Hmmmm.......... Thinking about that bussy cubspie has.....
Cenk Uecker
imagine being 90
based beyond belief
Can A-Rod say the n word?
Tim Anderson isn’t black
>>142823274Females don't have bussies
>>142823244>He hasn't heard of Bob UeckerCringe
>>142822953Based. Fuck NYY
I swear 50% of American commercials are about fast food.
YEE HAW
>watching the pregame
HORSES
Seriously, no ASG thread or do we make the next general ASG related?
>>142823274wtf?
elly dlc is dark as fuck
So many Dodgers on the All Star team!
>>142823386just make the next general ASG related
>>142823401extremely high ESG score
>>142823386Make the thread yourself, anonIf you build it, they will come
Will Smith and Ryan Reynolds are on the same team.
if judge is the best home run hitter in the game why does he only have one derby
Did a Texas Ranger sneak in at the end or not?
>>142823311nl mogging
>>142817168Baybaul!
Fuck his azz boh
Which team is strongest?
Is there any stream available please?
where is ohtani
>>142823452Every team has at least 1 representative
>>142823481These are the reserves
KETEL MARTE THE GOOOOAAAAT
Please don't fuck my ass.
lasso me daddy
>>142823499Wait really? That's fucking stupid. I get why though.
techno music, cowboys and little girls
>>142823480https://www.buffstreams.ai/mlb-all-star-game/live/american-league-all-stars-national-league-all-stars-live-stream
>>142823431Is that Momoka?
>>142823540>>142823540>>142823540>>142823540
>>142823512it would be better with expanded rosters and an extra game. as it is, it's nothing but pitchers facing a batter one time and that's it.
/nu/ if that's going to be an All-Star thread>>142823568>>142823568>>142823568/nu/
>>142823523How does this site even work? I can't play the main vid and every link just takes me to spam
