Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 17Saint-Paul-Trois-Châteaux - Superdévoluy177.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 16:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-16-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-17/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142815363
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Week 3 here we come
Bennettbros not like this..
I own a bicycle
total sprinter death
>>142832526I WALK A LONELY ROAD
abandonbros will be feasting today left and right
sprinters are the fucking worst
>>142832544vry nice :)
>>142832556>>142832574Tour should start off with 12 mountain stages back to back
even in EPO loving Switzerland the newspapers are starting to squeak about pogi and jonas. One of the articles quoted Vayer. Couldn't even find another source.
this last week really doesnt make any sense from an organizer PoV. why would you put 1 sprint stage in the last week and even remove the traditional slurp-around-paris stage, of course every sprinter that's not in the fight for the green jersey anymore will abandon
Business idea: remove flat stages and sprinters from the Tour.
>>142832556TSDS SDST
I am not a spr*ntermore of an all-roundera super domestic, if you will
Bennet can't let it go. lmao
>>142832605>mfw a gregario>mfw drop all me groupmates on climbs anywaysuch is a fate of a king of wattlets
sprinters are basically like flies that swarm over shit, but for some reason they are tolerated.
Also shamelessly reposting a trumpesque squeaker because I got exactly 0 (nada) (You)s the first time
sprinters are faggots
Lidl have one of the best kits in the peloton. This is fact.
>I walk a lonely road>The only one that I have ever known
>Gr. Bennett adds a second every second
anime
Wout still trying to go to the break it's so fucking over for Pogacar today
>>142832635waar squeeker tits
>>142832644>from 2020 green jersey to this
>>142832556BASED
They should just allow sprinters to be towed by their team
>>142832616
>>142832644the crowd even outright leaving
so many tired riders that the pedalton just split in half
>>142832644>the jaws theme is playing
>>142832644>its a long dark rooaad, that I call my home>its a long dark rooaad, that I'm cursed to roamhttps://youtu.be/lJDCUHqrmeM
>>142832644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk
Hope i am wrong but that Lutsenko abandon seems weird. Like if they got really bad news, like a death or something
>>142832695lül
>>142832651Yeah it's really smart to attack with 100km to goPissma are drinking retard juiceBy the time we get to the final climb they'll have killed their helpers while Pollit is still gonna be towing Pogi
Wout should have had atleast the sort of career Sagan did.Convince me otherwise.
so what happened to germbert's kidneys?
Vingegaard looks comicale on the bike when he panics
>>142832736>Convince me otherwiseSagan was a winner.
>>142832721>Alexey you're going to die. Please get into the car so we can proceed.
>>142832741such a small man
Total sprinter death
This is the day where Landa becomes the quickstep leader
Kek Jonas
vingegaard gonna do a landis
>>142832741Yeah he just looks around for help like a fucking child. The guy is totally worthless on his own and without instructions. Complete 69 iq dipshit
>>142832721
Is Philipse in grupo Pogi or grupo Bini
>>142832737he probably listened some bad dietary advice and ate mostly crabohidrate, brutally kwabing his renal function
>>142832736Yes, well, but SAGAN should have had much better palmares
>>142832605Okay Wout, thx for sharing. Now go get my fucking bottle
I suspect I have an ingrown hair in my ass crack. Right there where you cant see, or properly pull on it.
>healy working in G3 to bring back carapazLMAO
>>142832777he would if not for failed marriage
Pog looking a little bothered?
>>142832784pics or it didn't happened
Well it's a new gr*vel bike day for me berts, going to ride it tomorrow
>>142832801With a sharpie for scale
>>142832776I don't think you can fuck up your kidneys just like that
>>142832802nice, but needs some color in it
Tyically a situation where Pogi forgets to eat
Great Tour for breakaways.
>no splits in the crosswinds>splits in the peloton on a random hill because everyone are dead on their feet
>>142832786YATESI is also in the Gr. Carapaz
>>142832775he's with Girmayhttps://racecenter.letour.fr/en/riders/17
a tour where Wout and Grug did absolutely nothing. SAD
>>142832802>poop wall tires
>>142832802nice
>>142832802kinda looks like me canyonwhat's up with the seatpost? looks scratched
Moscon only rider with Remcoreally good signing
>>142832838You don't expect anything from Kwiato or Lampaert, why would they be different?
Benoot + Laporte + Wout in the break it's over for UAE
Adam Yates not with Pogi, it's over
>>142832830:(
Vismoids scheming
>>142832817There's a study that has shown mild correlation between excessive carb consumption and decreased kidney function, but I don't believe it either. I've been eating a mostly carb-based diet for 15 years and have perfect kidneys
>>142832865grupo compacto
>>142832802>his new gravelbike cost more than my entire set of bikes
>>142832863Kwiato won a stage last year
>>142832863why did you make this post
>>142832737he doesnt drink much that's his downfall
EF rides so strong for nothing
>>142832892They are all pure gregarios. Grug is here to leadout Jasper and get some km in his legs and Wout is here to slave for Jonas and get kwabbed in sprints.
>>142832898Dumb team with good riders
bruh this is a nice looking bike
BASED WILGOAT
Have this itchy dermatitis between two toes shit is killing me
>>142832924this looks horrible
>Jonas gonna attack Pogi in 4 stages in a rowciclismo
fuck off adam blyat
>>142832937lovely painthmmm
Where did Jonas lose another minute? He had -2 minutes at Plateau de Beille?
>>142832936Athlete's foot?
I hate German TV broadcast of the Tour so much
>>142832939Better than Christian Vande Velde
I wouldn't buy a beat up used bike but this is actually reasonable price
>>142832801man i tried but the camera does not pick it up. Even with a torch lighting up my ass.
>>142832964he was 2 minutes behind before Plateau de Beille and then lost around on minute on Plateau de Beille
>>142832974hey that's finbert's bike
>>142832972never forget ww2
>>142832970It started out like that but now it dried out. Last two toenails
>>142832972mute him and play music instead
found Mou
this region reminds me of the chess region
>>142832974That's an outrageous price for SC EPS. But a pro bike will be fucking raped harder than the English in football. They crash and ride on.
>>142832964Lost some time the day before Lost some time in the first week
>>142832977oh my....
>they see the same as usWHAT DID INEOS MEAN BY THIS, what is going on with UAE
>>142832802nice lookin sqlab on that thang
Ineos saying they think UAE are weak. very interesting
>>142832972just watch tiz
>>142833005be careful what you wish for on the internet.
>>142833012Half of their team has covid, we already know this
>>142832997Jonas would never ride up that on a road bike
>>142832995based knower
>>142833027inshallah lets hope Pogi has it toocoughing up his lungs
>>142832972It's fucking horrible. I just wanna see the race and enjoy the scenery.
>>142832995how u know
>>142832997every region is chess region (if your comfy enough)
>>142833044Lmao look how desperate they are, they need sickness to hope for a win. Pathetic
big mig category
>>142833044
LETS GO KWABSCHKE
Wow ARD now talking about Indurain without mentioning dopage
>>142833064just using your schizo takes from the last two years whishing everything bad on Jonas under the sun
>>142833064ngl there were tours were I prayed for the whole Sky/Ineos team to die of aids
>>142833089they are anglos so thats different
>>142833080pogicucks are so fucking hypocritical
>>142832598Now that Sagan is retired i agree>not that mountains were ever a problem for HIM
EF cars whishing they didnt let Cort go about now
Business idea: The green jersey is a team competition. Double the amount of intermediate sprints and have them halfway up mountains.
will pissma send fishboy up the road or have they given up?
>>142833076One extra line and you'll have the same flag as him
>Jonas Vingegaard is comfortably in the swing of a podium place in this year's Tour de France, and although he is satisfied with his performance, he is willing to bet everything in the hunt for the yellow jersey, even his podium place
>>142832802>it's a Chinese looking black bike big yawn
>Cort with a moldy mustache
>>142833168He lost a bet to one of the shittiest insta influencers in Denmark
maybe Visma are doing this so Pogi forgets to eat and drink
actually the tour starts today
>>142833161What happened to "we're just glad he made the start at all"? Surely they weren't pulling our leg?
The difference in performance between Adam and Simon is very suspicious given that they are twins. Surely Adam will share UAE training programmes with Simon, yet Simon isn't nearly his level in the mountains. Why is that? They are the same genes.
rip Yates
imagine Cort wins a stage with a blue moustachekek
>>142833208Simon was ALWAYS the better rider untill Adam joined UAE last yeari think we will see a Simon Yates on an insane level next year on Visma
>>142833080Nice cope. You lost. Move on to another sport.
>>142833208What if they are both mediocre riders who switch identities to make it look like one of them is good?
Today Bobito wins
>>142833240rich coming from a tourist who only appears during the TDF
>>142833228>Simon to VismaHoly shit. What other transfers did I miss?
feels like watching a big fat nothingburger
did i miss anything ?
>>142833260remco to bora
>>142832644>The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope.
>>142833272TSD (total sprinter death)
>>142833272no, not really
>>142833208>They are the same genes.next you'll tell me you don't even try in life because everything is predetermineddefeatist attitude
>>142833261You're watching a pogiwinslol stage
>>142833272you're missing out on a few hours of sleep. don't watch this semen slurping race.
>>142833272100km+ breakaway formation phase with crosswinds and total sprinter death
redditors believe pantani's tires had an additional 40w of rolling resistance over Pogs tires
>>142833272just a bunch of runners pretending to break away
i feel like whenever we see the breakaway its always Cort pulling
Roberto Jungelinho
HOLY FUCK GIRMAY IS MEGA CHUD
based roglic ultras
jasper is such a fraud
>>142833336GO PRIMOZ
weather control superweapon
>>142833272it’s a beautiful region the helishots where on point
>>142833208Adam is coached by Sola while Simon is not
>>142833289they are identical twins anon. They should have the same predetermination, but the difference in performance is very indicative of the difference in the two team in general, as well as the level of UAE as a whole. Its just interesting.
>>142833347sending live data straight to the Visma control room
Did Girmay green jersey rob us of Zimmermann kino?
OK patrick we know you're here. Tell us what's the plan with visma today
>>142833347red alert 2 but irl
Michael Antwerpes found some fugly German art hoes
>>142833358what matters more is how they train, isnt it?
>>142833395I think they are very cute
>>142833383to make Pogi forget to eat
>>142833409y-you too
>>142833409aye that blondie one just needs to lose some weight
pretty retarded race so far>Verification not required.moot agrees
>>142833405that's my point. The fact that they have the same baseline yet have different results shows how much the training matters. Which begs the question, what is the training?
News for the Aosta valley?
>>142833431>mootWho?
>they are still going HAM
I’m seeing mou leaks about pogidoper in Ekstrabladet wtf is going on
>>142833409american standards really are low. they're not even 5/10 over here.
>>142833425yeah maybe at 19BMI there's a chance that she won't look piggish. There's a chance of her looking like Liv Ullmann
>>142833444CFO of grindr
20km untill the climbs beginthis will be a GC day
>>142833405what matters is dopage
>>142833453just confirms danish media lurks this place
>>142833453Journos are addicted to twitter
>>142833457Bruh, Liv must be 100 by now (if she still lives that is)
>>142833458no, thats some ashkenazi woman. as was expected.
I want a Healy, Nadouas, Cort, etc type of stageUAE and Visma need to fuck off
>>142833453link
>>142833453Souped-up rumors
>>142833477It's 100% visma though
>>142833474Yeah Liv Ullmann at her prime I meant
>>142833476why do you know something like this?
>>142833497>the power of google
>>142833453ofc they wouldthey also have one with Jonas favorite food
Moustache should give an automatic -15 second penalty
>>142833437>>142833461not trying to say theyre clean or anything, but it's also naive to think simon already used to train as best as it's humanly possible and adam surpassing him is proof of dopage
Break wins?
Pogacar will win, screenshot this
what's avg speed for the whole race? must be a record
>Simon Yates missed the breakAre you fucking kidding me
Allez primoz
The Rebreath Method.It has been a big topic of conversation at the Tour de France in recent days. The reason is that Escape Collective could tell that Jonas Vingegaard's employer is one of the teams that use the method.Specifically, the method works in such a way that the riders inhale small doses of carbon monoxide to optimize altitude training.At the rest day's press conference, Jonas Vingegaard confirmed that Visma-Lease a Bike uses the rebreath method."It's really just to measure how much hemoglobin you have in your blood. There's nothing suspicious about it or anything.""One thing is what you used to think that altitude training camp did. But now we actually have something that can measure it. It's as simple as that."But even if Tadej Pogacar's biggest competitor uses the method, the Slovenian does not know about it. So clear was the message from the yellow jersey after Tuesday's stage."When I heard that, I thought of a car exhaust. I don't know much about it, so I have no comment. I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm just uneducated," it read from the superstar according to Cyclingnews.However, there is someone on the UAE team who knows about the mentioned method.
>>142833550Probably reused from previous tours.
in awe at the size of this chase group
>good breakaway climbers missing the 50 men breakRIP
>>142833559Literally inhaling copium
>>142833559>There's nothing suspicious about it or anything.oh ok then
She said, "round, round wheels, blue, blue skyYou better ride your bike on the day that I die"
Martin will gain 20 minutes today and get into top 10 GC
>>142833409
So who wins?
>>142833594He'd let his daughter breathe it, it's fine
>>142833607My velogoombling dream
get this dopeur of my screen
>>142833620mads
>>142833631basedfuck Contadoper
>>142833639how come this retard is still allowed to be affiliate with them but ulle isnt
>>142833653Because Ulle is just too based for this world.>smoked 99 cigarettes in 9 minI kneel to this day
>>142833668
hoping Cort has one of his days
>>142833653he had some problems with the law, isn't it?
this is just a visma cope stage to get Wout a win isn't it?
>>142833662Boulder POV
>>142833620We don’t know but Wout will be second
>>142833701I KNEEL
Grégoire salty sweating just like me
pogi gonna launch isnt he
>>142833742if the stage win is in reach, yesif not then no
man, cycling salaries of top jockeys are nothing in comparison kek
>>142833686Thought that was tomorrow
just tuned inim gonna go to pcs and check if aranburu is in the breakand if he's not im coming back here and i dont know what i'll doprobably nothing, but no guarantees
Gaudu lmao
yeah it's overand he has mas to pull him to victory
>Healy missed the splitC'est fini
>>142833761imagine the watts
>thought Mohoric was the deal of the century in velogames>turns out to be the biggest ripoff ever
thoughts on linen shirts?
>>142833812Parisian spending 2 weeks in the south in august
>>142833808He's winning tomorrow bro
>>142833812comfy & based
>>142833808Atleast you didn't pick>LAPEIRALike me
>>142833808hehe, he didnt watch slovenian nationals
Please Jungles win
>>142833812imagine having this guys job
>>142833818true, the locals are obese and wear cargo shorts and renault trucks t shirt while eating their proleslop, linen shirts don't fit them
>>142833818what do southern squeakers wear?
Matje bros? Wout will get another mountain stage win?
Drinking coffee again :)
>>142833818>>142833840Which part of France is unironically the best? (I like sun beach, beer and girls)
>>142833827Haha, surely no one would have both haha...
>>142833840Kek, locals are fits and spend their entire summer shirtless at the river
>>142833854seine saint denis
>>142833853just finished my 5th. rip in pieces heart :(
>>142833861no that's shit i know that already
>>142833859Provincial france is ridden with obesity, be real.
>>142833761most top jockeys couldn't be a belly
i hate tiz and cycling today so much guysalso fuck flosports if you re in canada
>>142833861what is the southern atlantic coast like?
>>142833854Kerguelen islands
I withdraw and apologize for my earlier comment about Simon al Yutasei which was very haram. He is indeed IN the break pbub and he will WIN
>>142833876Let me guess, you spent your entire life in Paris?
>>142833701What was his fucking problem though Why is he like this
>>142833853a santé
Today De Pluski wins
Tuning in just now. What did i miss?
>>142833886eat shit fat fuck no one cares about your poverty problems
>>142833900alcohol and drugs
>>142833886tiz 480 always works for me but makes my laptop sound like its going to explode. Usually cycling today is better but today has been crap
>>142833897Another quality Danish post. You bring so much to these threads. Your lukewarm meme texts are clearly hilarious.
>>142833854Arriere pays Nicois is undefeated
>>142833906total sprinter (and Lutsenko) death
>>142833906copesslurpssqueeking
visma tryna bait uae to pull hard to which uae says nice try
>>142833840what does french proleslop look like?
>>142833913rent free
>>142833827Same but at least I also picked Abrahamsen which was a good pick
old man G
>>142833890basque country is very nice
>>142833911nice!yesterday too, they had random 1080p kick streams for a while which were *chef kiss*only other streams i can find are in spanish, no french or english
>>142833926raw snails
>>142833942what happens on the north coast of Spain?
>>142833854Spend my 2002 holidays near Perpignan and had a huge crush on a belgian gril named Fleur, who looked excactly how I imagined Hermoine from Harry Potter. thanks for reading my blogpost. visit southern France!
>>142833934Did Danes just buy a book of shit 4chan says and repeats meme words in every post to appear cool?It's so fucking cringe how hard you guys are trying to fit in. Like look at me I know Chan culture, don't you see. Fuck it's embarrassing.
>>142833918mes grands parents ont quitté la provence pour s'établir au Québec je leur en veut un peu pcq je pourrais être agriculteur subventionné tranquille dans l'arrière pays avec une jolie pa sudiste sans avoir à parler un seul mot d'anglais
where is my mang moho slurping today? is he about to get acquainted with the internals of a BW van?
>>142833939So I was right? Social class has much more to do with obesity than location, but I guarentee you csp+ in south of france aren't fatter than in paris
>>142833976But there's a lesser % of csp+ in the south of france than inside Paris so there's more obese people in the south then. thanks for proving me right
Fish cunt is 3 minutes down and he's still sucking Pogi wheel lmaoThis must be the dumbest and most cowardly tour winner of all time
>>142834009he has no big balls
this blue beard fagg reminds me of bottas cringe ass
>>142834009Hacker Man win, when? I like that little mafk
its settled then
>>142833995>Less than 2% difference>They're all fatParisian being all smug about it is always funny, and I say this as someone that lived 20 years there
>>142834009
>>142834037Keep burying yourself dunce
>>142834033>>142834037>the closer you live to Belgium the fatter you gethmmm....
>>142833907chill out bud... and keep your grossenland out of my artic
>>142834065It's the poorest region
Cycling?
>>142834084So living close to Belgium not only makes you fat but also poor?
>>142834094I'm for it
I don't understand what's happening. Is this supposed to be some kind of 4D big brain satellite attack that should happen any moment now?
>>142834103Apparently it's about going east
>>142834109semen addicts have infiltrated the french pedalton
>>142834094yes>>142834109I honestly don't know. Turned off my brain an hour ago >>142833431
BIG Kazakhstan day in Valle d'Aosta
>>142834084yeah our industries love le nord and the low wagies
Disappointing results on Mont Blanc for VERSTRYNGE and RAMSES, I fear they might not be next remcos after all
>>142833934the only rent u can afford
>>142834118Half of this continent is fat people
SHUT UP ANDERS
>>142834131Ilkhan DOSTIYEV is a prestigious runner up of the Tour de Rwanda
Ok, I did the math, Guillaume Martin in yellow if the pedalton keeps losing time at this rate.
>>142834137 VERSTRYNGE is the next Riddler
>>142834131Still riding a race like that at 22 years old is basically admitting you're a fraud though
>>142834109bye who?
>>142834168yep if you aint winning in the wt by 20 you're out of the sport, no future unironically
Martin stage win?
>>142834084>Mayotte>47% obesity
mashallah the sheik will do it
>>142834178I assume that jumbo had a plan for today?
Nadouas, Gregoire, Cort - awww yeah boys it's SOVL time
attaque explosivité du YATESI
>>142834210i think theyre just desperate and want a win
I've seen enough, simon got this
>>142834197Its the pacific islands nations. Theyre fatter thans US and Mexico combined.
De Plus wins this stage EZ
>>142833965>reddit spacing>being mad lmao>>142834141>sweden talking about money to a country with 2x the avg median salary before adjusting for danish superior currency valuation kek
It would be pretty funny if after all this it was Sivakov and Van Aert riding for the win
Israel dopage is back
just got back from a lovely wee cycling trip in Brittany and Normandy. 250k over 5 days and roughly 8-10 pints drunk per day.
>>142834240
What if Cort is hiding his doping inside his stache? And the color is just a side effect
fuck off rat
Visma masterclass
>>142834229Smart move. When their islands perish in the sea, they simply become their own islands by floating in the water. I want to keep it cyc and ask if it's possible to cycle under water.
ebikesque from williams
>>142834255
I really hope Williams chute brutales
D I D IIDI
Another Visma mastermind stage this.guess the plan was to make the team tired
>>142834255I just realized this pepe is whipping tears off and not sticking his finger into his eye
I have seen enough
Yatesi on Visma dopage next season will be insane
>>142834229>Its the pacific islands nations. Mayotte is in the Indian ocean near Africa.
>>142834282Hope getman schizoposter chute brutales off his mobility scooter
>>142834323so ANGRY
A chance I will jump to a very satisfying R&D job.Didn't ace the interview but it went pretty good and when I didn't know the answer exactly I could reason to it on the fly and they seemed to appreciate it very much, they made inviting me to a stage 2 HR talk seem like a formality, not just a brief invite they throw to everyone, no matter how they feel about them.If it doesn't pan out, nothing happens but if it does - happy days.
finallya good fucking breakaway fight
Carapaz and Yates, S. would be great for me but it is far too late
Richie will win
>>142833971Mine left italian part of switzerland, basically paradise on earth
>>142834346this. the English know nothing of suffering.
Two GT winners relegated to begging for scraps
CORTORTSULE'IMANULE'IMAN
Big GC day today
>>142834329the management regrets to inform you that you must fulfil your contract with the /cyc/ office and will not allow you to seek alternative employment.
>>142834377Apparently a breakaway win was a squeaker cope
Remco should do a cheeky attack
Might we see any GC action?
>>142834323Stop it Brian. Your drunk posts are embarrassing everyone
>>142834389this
>>142834389he’s not going to risk his podium
>>142834392Remco is attacking and taking a minute >t. attentionpayer
CAM ON RICHIE
ULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLE
>>142834392No, race is arranged and rigged. Come back on Friday.
>ULLE>ULLE>ULLE>ULLE>ULLE>ULLE
>>142834392ROGLIC will take bonus seconds at the final cote
ULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLEULLE
>>142834410he's got it
>>142834413'bit gay
VAMOS RICHARDGRAN CAMPEON MUY GRINTO CARAPAZ
ATTAQUE CICCONE
Low tier GC action
ATTAQUE
caraRAT got this in the bag
>GC Action promised>It's Ciccone vs. Gee
>>142834428'tis a gay sport with lots of monnies involved.
please no carapiss
>>142834429MOHOOHOHOO
Simon Yates with the afmålt effort.Dont count out my boy.
Mas is closing
Beautiful climb
Ratapaz merda
KINO CLIMB
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS
GO ON RICHIE MY SON
big crowds
I see EF Education First has finally released a climbing course in Spanish.
>>142834383My contract say nothing about this besides clause of confidence.I shall explore the market of job stacking.If it was a corporate job I would FOR SHURE try and get another one get double the salary.
VAMOS RICHIEVAMOS ENRIC
bertacek spotted
kino slopes
>>142834480
ok, if Richie takes back 9 minutes on each of the next stages he can still win the Tour
Would've been pure kino if there was actual gc action
pogi should just go he can probably take another 10 20 secs into fish
STRONG RICHIE
Slovenian fans sure picked a good stage to watch live
Yatesi coming close
Carapaz is one of the most laughable riders in the peloton. Lives in Ecuador all season for more than just family.
I still think Yates has it in him
Gonna be a nice uphill sprint I think between the 2
Lidl pulling for Skjelmose
STOP LOOKING BACK
>chararat vs yikesi'm gagging
jayco kits are kinda kino
Carapaz-S.Yates-Mas-De Plus & Onley
>>142834514Who??
corrrr it's fucking stunning
el ratito looking like he's going to take it sheiksisters
Really, really nice climb
rat dropped his gel
Mas looks like a granny compared to the other 2
>keldermeme>jorgenson
>jorgenkwablmao this is the legendary week three Visma I guess
>>142834319that's not the pacific?
>>142834528shame that they'll return to the lame blue kit after the tour
mas ded
pissmabros....
>Son of Jorge
vismalads just saving the legs for friday
>Giro winner vs Vuelta winnerAverage TDF breakaway win
gwan SImmo
Jonas attaque when?
>henry MENOS
eveningpool should ATTACQUE! add a harpoon to fishboy's lung
>Put out 3 satellites >Vingegaard still isolated in the endPathetic
>>142834555they're saving their strength for Isola 2000, trust the plan
and we're POGGING OUT
ITS OVER
ATTAQUER DER POGACAR
>>142834578week 4
ALLEZ GIULIO ALLEZ
POGI AND REMCO
>>142834582Can't wait for the week 4 Jonas peak and Quintana attaque
juj :D :D :D :D :D :D
Pogachad with big dick energy again
MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO
>DENMARK
Jonasbros what the fuck was that
ALLEZ POGI POGI POGI POGI
VingeGONE
He just hates slurping
obliterated that fish
REMCO DROPPING JONAS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DOPAGE
HAHAHAHA KILL THE FISH GUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Well now its really pver
>vingekwab
RemKING
VINGEGARD DEATHREMCO CONTUINUES
the doper goes
Is this the best GT podium of all time?
it has never been more ogre
Another Visma masterclass tactics
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POGIBOYS?REMKINGS?HOW WE FEELIN'?
DANEMARK ON SUICIDE WATCH ONCE AGAIN
D O P I N G
Where’s Jonas team?
jesus christ vingeGONE indeed
>FISHBOYKEK WHAT A KWAK
How many matches left?
tactically, they're perfect
EVENEPOEL > FISH EVENEPOEL > FISH EVENEPOEL > FISH EVENEPOEL > FISH EVENEPOEL > FISH
Imagine being a shitter behind those three, I hope they're paid very well for such a shitty job.
>"You thought I'd slurp just because I'm leading?"
>>142834626
>>142834626>Dopeur, Dopeur, Memco??
>Last year>Visma tactics perfect >Hire Lanterne Rouge >Tactics go to shit Oh no no no redditsisters
its okay Jonasbros we are improving for week 4
please crash face first into a sharp rock
>AAAH SAVE ME LAPORTEKWABKWAB KWAB
FISHSISTERS??? WHAT IS OUR RESPONSE?????
Waar sivakov?
LAPORTE HELP PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME
>>142834663The power of 200W FTP
>>142834660>Contador>Who?>Flèche Wallonne winner
>>142834660Respectfully Rusbert, and Schleck was my boy, but no
>>142834557No. It's barely the Indian ocean it's the Mozambic channel.
i have literally never ever seen Jonas implode like that before
>wout hjaelping soon
he's so salty
RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE VAMOOOOOOS
I miss peak Movistar tactics
>Breakaway is still gonna get caugth
>>142834688When you spend so much time in a hospital it's a wonder he's even competitive
>>142834685my attempt at a joke... failed
I just want a De Plus stage top 5
fishboy is going to squeak to fucking much
C'mon Zimmermann pace for Pogi
why does vinge simply not attack himself?
You can stop pulling now remco
>kwabco
Did they lose the jumbo juice recipe or something?
>>142834704i guessmust be like Pogi last year, missing the bottom line when it comes to training
well, that was fun
>zimmermann pulling
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT DANESSUCK MY FAT COLNAGO COCKYOU'RE LOSING TO THE THIRD BEST RIDER LMAO
>>142834711same as why you don't charge a tank with a watergun in a war
shut up jalabert holy shithe's so clueless
>>142834707S-sorry Hans, I swear I laughed.
another burnt match
Based CarapazWhat a rider
>>142834730Poles did that in 39
We are now approaching LAFAY territory
i will remember this zimmershitter
>>142834739tadejs matchbox
Based remco keeping things alive
>>142834720I don't think Pogi suffered that much because of his injury. With him I think it was some illness. Because if you remember he looked so pale after every stage.
Based CARAPAZ
memco should attaque, he can get some time on fish
Remco raid tomorrow, you hear it here first
>>142834716Vino is trash gc-wise
>>142834753AI trash
Based pogi showing remco he should attack
EF is getting a full episode dedicated to them next year
>AAAAAAAAAAAGH I MUST ATTACK
>>142834756also the herpes
>>142834756illness or just tired (because of not enough training)he said himself his body didnt intake enough fuel somehow
So the satelitte was to save jonas's second place?
>>142834770Wrong again
I'm so happy Berts
>tfw ur VO2max is 50w lower than Pogacar Z2
Good win from richie
>>142834626Giro 85 Hinault, Moser, LemondTour 84 Fignon, Hinault, Lemondare strong candidates
getting in some intervals before the olympics
not a fan of the RAT, but a well deserved win tho
>>142834793wat. i thin you mean ftp
>>142834803He
>>142834799Pre-covid cycling is irrelevant
>one of the wins of all time
remco goes for silver
ATTAQUE REMCO
REMKINGS WE EAT GOOD TODAY
OLYMPIC CAMPEON
REMCO FINALLY USED HIS BRAIN
Based Pogacar letting Jonas slave HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA KWAB KWAB KWAB JONAS HAS TO CHASE REMCO
>fish not following remcocuck
kek, VGH Remco
>no one cares about memco attaquekek
ATTAQUE DE REMCO
COWARD FISH
Actually Pog checkmated Jonas with that attack because Vinegagaard now needs to attack
Hello
>>142834792Me tooWell deserved for Carapaz
>>142834814Pogacar Z2 is 350wIf my Vo2 was 50w lower than Pog FTP I'd be a conti pro
WOUT IS THERENUMBER 1 HJÆLPER
This is why you make friends in the peloton, Vismachuds
HIRT ELITE SATELITE
save me wout
CAM ON REMKING
pogichud is just chilling z2 style
pogi having the easiest ride of his life in fish wheel
Get fucked stinkt danes
Hirt vs. Wout, what a time to be alive
Based Яn Hirt
pog should let fish do the work, memco could take time and then the TT might be a thing for him
Kek
this stage has been fucking insane
>>142834826what did he do?
>>142834816What about Moreira-Figueiredo-Carvalho 2022 Volta or Antunes-Cesar Veloso-Figueiredo 2020 Volta?
fuck this weak jobber tow go solo Remco
Visma pure fucking shit this year
2 SLAVES WORKING FOR FISH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>142834862Bavel Sivagov
>>142834843I think I'm happier he got the treble than being on the podium if it was going to be one or the other
Tadej attacks at 1,5km gaining 15 sec
>>142834870he attacked at a moment of stillness between Jonas and Pogi
worky worky w*utyboy
Hirt >>> WoutHirt >>> Laporte
>>142834872much better
>>142834880and they're shipping time to (1) Hirt
TOTAL VISMA DEATH
Hirt is a fraud
>Remco yelling at motokek love this seething manlet
and watch Pogi counterattack when they catch Remco and take another 30 seconds
Pog has been sharing his dopage with Remco because they are bros
>>142834886Yeah, I bet he’d prefer the stage win himself too
>fishboy getting DP'D by memco and pogHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD
>>142834906That was at Hirt rusbert
based pog giving his teammates a break and having visma pace him up
>>142834915its those gummi bears isnt it?
>>142834921did you not see Remco yelling and jerking his head before that?
I luv Remco so much
>>142834906
Remco peaking for the Olympics, filet in the third week
>>142834906Is this roid rage or manlet rage?
>>142834933That was literally him yelling hirt and then gesturing to get in front of him
bless you, Remking
>>142834945yes
THE SHANTY TOWN OF FISHBOY
lmao
>>142834921But Hirt shouted too
LmaoPogaChud not even hiding it anymore, he could have literally bridged the gap to Remco like it was nothing with a small sprint.
>Only 12 secondslmao a whole lot of nothing
Good stage
pog sprinting just to taunt the anchovybased
so how long do we have to pretend like the slovene is clean?
>>142834946I think he was yelling at moto to stop blocking him from getting to Hirt's wheel
>>142834906>Hey, come back hereRemking wins in 2025
>>142834967He looked super fresh lmao
Total visma deathNO BALLS
>>142834968are you still pretending?
so this is week three Jonas?
THE FISH HAS BEEN GUTTED
>>142834968he is cleanmou said so
it's another episode of>pogi does retarded attack to take 2 seconds away from his main rivallmao
'I don't know what it is' – Tour de France leader Tadej Pogačar brushes aside question on carbon monoxide rebreather use.Uno-X pro cyclists hospitalised due to carbon monoxide poisoning after team bonding session
THIS NIGGA DRINKING FANTA???!??
REMCO
top 10
>>142834992just having fun la
>>142834990urška would say anything
imagine no laporte wout or benoot in the front
>>142834992one more match burnedits soon over for pogimerda
>>142834994
The rest of the top 10 are really behind, they didn't even bother chasing
Pogacar burnt another match in that sprint. He will crack and lose 5 minutes on Bonette because of that
>>142834906>step aside
>>142834997Great podium, the fight for GC is on!>t. first time watching since covid
>>142834997Aranburu bros we feast
>>142834992Mentally destroying Cringegard.But what would a piss color incest chink know about this, you're weak mind race.
>>142834968hm?
>>142835021he fucking always find a way into top10
>>142835013Lmao I can't tell if trolling anymore.
>>142835022>piss color incest chinkhuh what
Holy top 10 slurp, even Jorgenson lost nothing
Vingo looks beyond saving, if he didn't have 3 riders in the break he'd be burnt fish>He will get better in week 3LMAO
>Stef Cras gains 6:40 on the Top ten
Love Zimzam interviews. He sounds like he's barely sentinent lmao.
PogaChud is now on the most cutting edge stuff, reckon he could also easily win La Vuelta.He does not get tired anymore, at all.
what's the matches burned status?
Visma masterclass in getting kwabbed
I hope you are paying attentionMAS has never been this good in his Vuelta prep
>>142834993>huffing GoCart exhausts to enhance performanceThis sport is sick
>>142835047Remember the out of touch fags here telling us he would crack Pogi minutes lmao
>>14283505575 down503 left in the box
i've sén enough Jegat wins tdf 2025
>>142835054Bald fraud not coaching him anymore, he will now reach superhuman levels
>>142835062podium place already a sure thing
with how decided the gc is, are we going to see more break wins over the next mountain stages?
>>142835062While Roglic had his normal Vuelta prep
>>142835062>chutes
>>142835073lel
>43.3 km/h average speed and side/head wind on this profile.
>>142835058Without help Cringegard would be 4th by now. They're burning out their entire team to stay in a hopeless fight. Pogi is unbeatable.
>>142835072No because the break is weak
>>142835066so you're saying the real tour starts TODAYit's over, poggibros
Zimmerman makes me proud to be a German autist
>>142835021what the HELL kind of rider is he (I love him)
>>142835072Pogi is chasing Cav
>>142835065well we didnt knew pogacar was so shameless in substance abuse
https://x.com/LeTour/status/1813586505421758765solers reaction kek
so what is the official fish cope? not hard enough?
>>142835072all depends on Visma and if they still have hope that Jonas somehow can turn shit around (spoilers he can't)
>>142835073Wrong, his vuelta prep was few days longer than expected
Uhum why are only 3 riders fighting for the GC??
>>142835098Some bullshit about dope again.
Why didn't Carlito attack Landa and Almeida?
>>142835073:D
i mean even if the 5min difference into the last stage it still wouldnt be decided theres alwayys the chance someone cracks like pogi last year
>>142835113They are all dead and the final climb wasn't difficult enough if you are just marginally better
>>142835098too much chemical fertilizer run off in the waterways
>>142835121he will never crack again with the shit he is on
>>142835090AllrounderSpanish Wout
>>142835113Cooked from the last few stages
>>142835113the absolute state of shitneos, their leader is worse than pog's and memco's hjaelpers
if only quickstep had domestiques they could steal some more seconds off the fishboi in the next few stages given the form he's showing+ there's the second tt coming up
>>142834997GC
>>142835108#4, #5 and #7 are literally hjaelpers. I guess 8, 9 and 10 could be fighting too
>>142835159>top 4 to 10 have given up
Jonas should honestly just give up at this point and focus on not losing the podium to Remco
>>142835159>10 minutes between 3rd and 4th by Sunday
One of the best moments of this Tour was Ving going full blast trying to attack Pogi and Pogi is doing no hands opening a bottle to casually cool himself off
>>142835158he could lose a minute to memco if things continue this way
Cort aged 30 years during the stage and now looks like Ian McKellen
>>142835159giro tier
>>142835190lel
>>142835159It really is Big 3 and then the losers
>>142835184Webm
>>142835175That's what he was doing today though?
>>142835184>>142835197
>>142835190dafuq
>>142835211LMAO
>>142835211Bahahahahahaha lol lmao evenKWAB
>>142835202i mean kinda?no reason to just throw it away when you have hjælpers ahead
>>142835054Its the hookless tubeless wheels
>>142835190Hahaha the fuck
>>142835211broke the record by 4' btw too :)
le bleu mustache cort is this year's bona fide prima donna
>>142835175Should focus on Almeida at this rate
>>142835211at that moment i knew that it was overmore over than it ever has been
>>142835095Pogar is really a spastic, kek.
>>142835190
>>142835211ouch
>>142835245started at the bottom now we're here
>>142835211'gaard was doing the second best performance in cycling history btw
>>142835245What.
>>142835245didn't see philipsen but good that he won
>>142835236yeah that's the most ridiculous bit the dane looks like he's dying on the bike yet still broke the climbing record by a good margin lmaodopage...
The rest of the top 10 are just preparing their Vuelta.
chances of Jonas in the Giro next season if (when) he loses this TDF?
>>142835245Bertollo ahh post
>>142835245>not even top 100where did it all go so wrong...
>>142835175he said on rest day he doesn’t want to look back KWAB
>>142835245lol, wut?
>>142835259And it still wasn't enough #LOSER
>>1428352730No way he doesn’t focus entirely on the tour if he doesn’t win this year
>I sleep 9 hours a dayhe's just like me
>>142835273Is he going to the Vuelta? He can take revenge there
>>142835245>>142835260The scores are alright, the labels didin't copy.
>>142835305its only a maybedepends on when his new kid is coming
>>142835273what if, listen here, all this time we were yelling that doing a giro-tour is not optimal and ruins everything, WHAT IF it is actually the best prep you can do for the le tour?
>>142835211
>>142835273lol the Copeuelta
pogi to the vuelta possible?hasn't looked tired once this tourdoing the trifecta would be nice for the saudi sponsors
>>142835316
>>1428353271% chance according to him
>>142835316Seppo Kuss riding all the GTs last year and "winning" the Vuelta proved that one GT is just prep for the next Surprise Pogi announcement that he's riding the Vuelta this year after he wins Olympic gold and the WC
Well... my mother told me my grandad I never really got on with isn't my dad's ready dad. He hates his real dad apparently. I'm going to try and meet him. Always felt like I had 3/4 grandparents, other was cold and just uninterested. I hope he isn't dead, I think he's mid 70s. Supposedly spoke with my mother last year in March. I'll be extremely disappointed to not have met him at least once.My mother said he responded and we'll meet him soon, pretty based.
>>142835211this infuriates me
>>142835343
this really happened today in Zurich. plan of action is to show up with a box and then simply wait for the bee queen and then the rest of the bees to move into the box.if that doesn't work your bike belongs to the bee colony now.
>>142835327If ayuso has a chance to win he might go
>>142835327he said on the rest day that even 3 GT's in one season is too much for him and that 99% he wont do itgonna come down to how much money ASO can bribe him with i guess
>>142835327He already said he's not. He's gonna focus on Olympics and Worlds and then get his forth Giro di Lombardia
>>142835356>If ayusodont ever mention this retard and winning in a same sentence again
>>142835190behold the effects of carbon monoxide poisoning
>>142835327I wonder how much arabs are rewarding him for promoting their cunt
>>142835363doubt he cares much for olympics
>>142835190helps that he's always looked gay
>>142835307I wish Vlasov and Bilbao were still here
>>142835370around 6mil p.a.
>>142835370he def has a big ass bonus for winning the le tour, I wouldn't be surprised if it doubles or triples his salary
>>142835346that's exactly what's going to happenGiro, LBL, Tour, WC, Oly, Vuelta, Lombardia is an unbeatable season
>>142835371His palmarès won't be complete without it
>>142835385Yeah that's official but who knows about the bonuses etc
>>142835385that's just base right? what about performance / goals bonus, does anyone know?
>>142835370i swear you faggots crying about muh uae arabs le bad are such retards how gives a fuck whos he sponsored by or are you a left libtard?
>>142835371Doesn't want Garnbret to get all the attention at home.
>>142835394you are the one crying brüder
>>142835346and where is he now? dead he killed himself with it, his whole season has been shit
urska got left off of slovenian olympics team, which caused her to hold a grudge against the national team. mou (urska) will call pogi and tell him to skip olympics and recover for vuelta assuming mou is urska, it all makes sense.
>>142835405mb i read cult instead cunt
>>142835410Mou is some croatian boomer
>>142835386Exactly, they won't mind sparing couple of millions
>>142835389>67 daysI mean, it's a bit heavy, but not impossible. He usually stays in 50-60 range. But 67 is what fishboy did last year.
