Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 20Nice - Col de la Couillole132.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 19:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-19-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-20/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV13:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142865530
>>142868714Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
I'm going to call it: Pogacar beste man in koers
VINGEGAARD TOUR STARTS NOW
>>142868726Remco will win Giro next year
>>142868748He said he doesn't want to race the Giro ever again. He'll do the Tour again I think
>>142868762>He said he doesn't want to race the Giro ever againpatje had to stop him from racing it again this year
>Pogačar on Isola 2000 averaged 6.83 ᵉW/Kg for 37:44 min and 7.21 ᵉW/Kg normalized for sea level. Despite it being at a high altitude, Pogačar’s raw ᵉW/Kg numbers still are incredible, and he did the second-greatest climbing performance of all time, losing only to his Stage 15 performance on Plateau de Beille. Evenepoel with Vingegaard on his wheel did 6.42 ᵉW/Kg for 39:26 min.
who's gonna pay pogi to go to the vuelta
>>142868779me
>>142868779sheikh Matar need to make a call
>“As always, we had a plan,” said Van Dongen. “It is clear that the strongest man on this Tour won today, but we went down fighting as a team. That makes me proud.”>Visma | Lease a Bike had several options for Friday's ride. With Matteo Jorgenson and Wilco Kelderman, the team had two riders at the front, who could go for the stage win, but who could also form a bridgehead for Jonas Vingegaard. “But Jonas was not good enough to attack and possibly cross to Matteo and Wilco. At one point – just after the Col de Bonette – we switched gears and went all out for the stage win. But the lead was not big enough at the foot of the final climb.”so it was part of a satellite attack but he realized he was shit too late and dragged his teammates down with him?Wout-esque
>>142868779the king himself should invite pogi and offer a castle somewhere as a reward for winning
>>142868805Visma in full cope mode
>About to watch some Pornographié>Fire alarm
Jonas should be proud, he's fairing much better than Pogi did last year coming off of much worse injuries. I don't know why anyone thought he could sustain grand tour winning form for three weeks after watching Pogi crumble in week three last year. The situation thus far has almost mirrored last year and somehow people are still surprised Pogi is better
>>142868774>skelly could barely do 6 W/Kg for 40 mins just 8 years agomy my, this is a nuclear arms race isnt it
Can't wait for the tour to be over and the squeaking to go down to normal levels
>>142866128I saw the infamous Floyd Landis stage. now that was peak ciclismo.
>>142868900Same, couldn't believe it.
>>142868900and this one
>Tour 2024 - 2/10>Giro 2024 - 2/10>Vuelta 2023 - 0/10>Volta 2023 - 6/10>Tour 2023 - 7/10>Giro 2023 - 2/10>Vuelta 2022 - 5/10>Volta 2022 - 3/10>Tour 2022 - 7/10>Giro 2022 - 4/10>Vuelta 2021 - 8/10>Volta 2021 - 7/10>Tour 2021 - 3/10>Giro 2021 - 6/10
>>142868933>Vuelta 2021 - 8/10?
>Je n'ai pas recommencé l'entraînement en novembre avec des longues sorties à vélo, j'ai plutôt couru à pied, fait de la physio, etc. Évidemment, je n'étais pas en super condition lors du camp l'entraînement de décembre avec l'équipe, mon pic de forme est venu plus tard, à l'approche du Giro qui a été une super préparation pour le Tour de France. Tout s'est vraiment déroulé sans anicroches entre le dernier Tour de Lombardie et le Tour de France. Je n'ai connu ni mauvaise journée ni malchance.Running borthers, we keep on winning
>>142868933amount of mechanicals per 10 rides?
>>142868948>no lance armstrong
>>142869006Who?
>>142869036pogi
Kek, Soler not very fond of journos it seems https://x.com/lasgafasdesolda/status/1814317385781805362
>>142869050>Giro qui a été une super préparation pour le Tour de FranceLol
>rain in Nice on Sunday
Here it is
new cope is outHas Jonas Vingegaard finally thrown in the towel? In an interview with colleagues at ITV Cycling he already gave that impression. The Dane did not feel great today and gave up his fight for Tour victory halfway through the stage. "It would have been crazy if I could have fought for victory with only 1.5 months of preparation", he said afterwards.
Pogi will be the youngest three-time TdF winner, only Merckx comes close at 26yo, all the others were olderif everything goes smoothly, after the end of his career he will be all alone at the top of the listthe only question is how many
>>142868933Can't believe you rate the giro (the best grand tour in the attentionpayers community) that low. My estimation of this poster as a man just plummeted
>>142869254"I held on for 2.5 weeks, but now the fight for the win is over. The fight for places 2 and 3 is not yet", the Dane finally showed himself alert for the jabs of Remco Evenepoel . "I will do everything I can to follow Remco."
"Cannibal Tadej Pogacar grants Visma | Lease a Bike nothing at all"
I bought some cheap mint syrup this morning thinking that's it's mainly sugar anyway and my god does this thing taste vile. Don't care if I bonk tomorrow I'm not drinking that shit
>>142869261It's you who needs to pay attention, it's always been:Volta > Vuelta > Vuelta a Costa Rica > Giro > TPMCSCToT > Tour
what's the official>normal status>bullets fired status>matches burned status >fish status>schizo status>over status
>>142869306she must by now has a really fishy fanny
>>142869306why does she look like a filipino maid.
>>142869254but he wouldn't start if he wasn't 100%?did the trustworthy gentlemen at jumbo visma lie to me?
>>142869334she's a ladyboy I knew it
can't decide on what to eat for dinner desu mang
in hindsight, it was great that Pog forgot to eat during stage 11. made things a little bit more interesting for a little while
>>142868779he is so full of hubris I cannot imagine he would skip itI hope he breaks his leg in the TT
>>142869284And what about good Tour de suisse, the unofficial 4th Grand Tour?
>>142869370pizza de lid
in hindsight this is when it began >According to the UCI website Jonas Vingegaard took a last name of his wife Trine Marie Hansen and now he is named Jonas Vingegaard Hansen.
>>142869306Plugge b like: it's okay Jonas, it doesn't matter anymore if you get covid. You may now kiss your wife
>>142868920who has the gayest post up?pog's take a bow thing is pretty fucking gay but pistolero is real fruity
I gotta say, the Vingegaard TT last year is probably still the most alien perfomance I've ever seen (alongside Froome's entire career), but no one has managed to string together as many pas normal rides as Pogi.
>>142868805was pretty obvious from early that Jonas did not have what was needed for an attack>>142869376do you know where you are m8?
>>142869409No, the bow is worse, what a faggot he is.
>>142869410TT is nothing compared to Pogi this year
>>142869410>alien>beats pog by 1:38>pog lost 30 of those seconds by clumsy lines>TT course profile was basically tailor made for Vingegaardwhy do berts shit their pants at this performanceits not really anything super crazy
>>142869384I think I'm going to buy some garden rocket/rucola and eat it wish bread, Jamon and/or cheeseIT'S ABENDBROT TIEM!
>>142869439>why do berts shit their pants at this performanceunironically most berts are thick as fuck and don't actually understand cycling
>>142869410>Froome>Alien>2% bodyfat skeleton king that never does more than 5.9w/kg for 40 minso dishonestFroome was natty outside of help losing fat
Luckily autismbert doesn't have to witness this
>>142869439It was only the greatest TdF TT ever
>>142869472It's been a while since his final postWhen do we declare him legally KIA?
>>142869481says who?tourists, berts, and cycling media like Lanterne Rougeso many variables in figuring out power from TTs it's completely pointless without having the actual dataits not sitting on a road bike and going up hill at 7.2w/kg where there really aren't many unknown variables
>>142869374its confirmed, the dane got a mutt vpn
>>142869372He has done that three tours in a row now. Seems any strategy to win against him should focus on that. Attack through every feed zone.
>>142869498>says who?The time gaps
>>142869465So what sort of retard you have to deal with on here? They think he's doped yet Bardet shared the podium with him lmaoMost berts are retarded I told you
Got heatstroke on my ride 27 average degree. Fuck that. I feel sick as fuck I hate it.
It's 2024. Please stop the retard shaming.Thanks
>>142869514Could just be traitorbert.
I see some very VERY salted schizos
>>142869551Do you have a final solution to their question?
>>142869529how much time did Pog lose on stage 17 right after?
>>142869563No. I'm not inteligant enough for that.
bro the performance wasn't extraordinary
Bros.... another huge loss for cycling
>tfw its over
>>142869594FBut he looked quite similar to Birmay
>>142869594didn't know he looked so much like Girmay
>>142869574And everybody, including Van Aert, losing 3 minutes or more in 22km?
Getting sick of whorla on eurosport. Something about her I loathe. Same with blythe mcewan and that random woman.
>>142869613>dont touch me nerd
>>142869529hOw oN eArTh dId a 58kG riDeR gaIn 1 MiNuTe oN HeAvIeR cOmPeTiTiOn (that was fucking dead at this point as seen in the next stage) iN TT wHeRe LaSt6kM wAs 8% cLimB aNd ThErE wAs 8.5% RaMpaS iN tHe MiDdLe It iS tRuLy AsToNiShInG
>>142869600bro is gonna come back next year with blood like jelly and be bald/bleached hairthis TDF will just empower Plugge to mega autism
>>142869630the 58kg rider was also the fastest in the flat and downhill, faster than 80kg+ Kung and whatever van shart weighed that morning
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>>142869590Fads was in top ten. 95% of the pedalton wasn't even close to trying.
>>142869620wHy DiD 6'3" 80kg RiDeR lOsE 3 MiNuTeS On ThIs TT???I cAnT fIguRe iT oUt!!!wHeRe ArE mY uPdoOtS!!?!
>>142869680u okay bro?
>>142869665Pisscock is like 50kg and out descends everyone when he wants
>>142869680Did you watch that rider in the 22 tdf?
>>142869698when has he out descended fatties? he's only out descended low weight GC ridershell they even broke his precious record this year in the tourcould have atleast used mohoric
Armstrong full on squeaking
>>142869665
>Visma has VIP “hospitality programs” where you pay a shitton money to ride around tour with such wonderful characters as Nathan Van Hooydonck
Puffy pussy
>>142869737He’s just mad that he’s getting outclassed
>lance ahahhahahaha
>>142869410I think it's less problematic for the best rider in the world to consistently put out top performances all year long, than it is for a guy to smash the opposition on a time trial after a rest day and then never repeat that feat
>>142869754that hoe knows exactly what she's doing
>>142869754berts, I don't think she's gonna keep her promise of becoming world champion this year
>>142869754Netherlands doesn't have some kind of animal protection program that would save this poor cat from abuse?
I hope ASO realise TTs in stage 20 or 21 are shit and only "interesting" for the stage win 90% of the time
it's over>"I’m not sending him. It would be too much stress to do a third grand tour with the goal of winning," Gianetti confirmed to Tuttobici reporter. "Sure, if he won he would do something unique, but I have to pay for it in the coming years too. I don’t want to risk melting him. And if I burn him? Then you know, if he were to win they would criticize us saying we are greedy. If it goes badly..."
Hot takeIf the would do a fair tour again with 100 km mostly flat TT and Remo comes in even 1 kg lighter+ good preparation (no crazy chute) he will rival Pogo till the end. I actually think there were sometimes even this tour were he could have stayed on logos wheel way longer than he did but he was just unsure how much it would take out of him and he didn't wanna crack again like in the Vuelta.Fit Jonas and remix next year would be based.How high are the chances that the tour will have two long flat TT again like it should have?
>>142869805>but I have to pay for it in the coming years too.why would recovery take multiple years? 1-2 weeks in greece and hes back
>>142869805booooohh
>>142869805just let him become word champ and take another easy lombardia
>>142869812Fucking phoneposter
>>142869805That quote is days old
>>142869770recovery month
>>142869805the team has other riders that want to be captain for a day, your ayusos, your joaos, your del toros.
Aksel STORM is the next BIG danish dopeur
i hope pogacar dies
>>142869849the only rider that deserves is sheikh
>>142869841Yeah that bitch is the one to talk jesus christ give me a break
>>142868859Um sweetie Vinge put out his career best performance yesterday. Why are you here coping about his fitness? He's clearly the strongest he's ever been but Pogi is breaking all records and wasn't fit last year. Peak Pogi is so much ahead of the field it's not even funny.
>At Visma they didn't know what they saw at the top of the ski station. “Yes, you know...”, stammered outgoing sporting director Merijn Zeeman. “Such a group. With such good riders. You could expect that they would make it. Simon Yates, Carapaz, Hindley: three Grand Tour winners! If you drive that off, you basically win the stage. When someone with a yellow jersey comes running from the background so much faster - what was it, more than four minutes? - well... then you just have to accept that. And actually celebrate that second place as a success. I don't think this has been shown many times before. There was simply nothing that could be done about it.”>Strong, not like that. But did it serve cycling in all its beauty? According to Zeeman, this could be discussed. “I certainly don't think so. How many stages has Pogacar won now? Four. We were among the lucky ones who were able to grab one. Because otherwise he wouldn't leave much for the rest. His/Their choice, of course. But I don't know if it will benefit your popularity as a rider.”Coming from the guy that took the entire podium of the vuelta
>>142869805100% correct, 3 grand tours in a year for serious is just impossible and too hard on the bodyBTW remember that time when Kuss rode 3 gt's in a year and won the vuelta
>>142869901*squuueeeeeaks*
Who are gonna be the BIG GC favourites at the La Vuelta anyway?UAE>Yatesi (he's been saving himself this Tour)>Almeida>Ayuso is banned>Vine is probably still dead>Del Toro in gregario modeINEOS>Bernal is dead,>De Plus is dead>so probably nobodyVISMA>W*men-syndrome'd KussWho else? Van Eetvelt? Skjelmose?Decathlon Dopage>LAFAYBora>Roglic>Vlasov>+ Lipowitz for betrayalsBahrain>Tiberi, Caruso?Movistar>NAIROMAN>MasSoudal>Landismo
>>142869901OH NOOO COMPLETE VUELTA DOMINATION AGAINST A BUNCH OF SHITTERS!!!!!IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!
>>142869943Wait Remco isn't going?
>>142869958None of the Tour top 3 are supposedly coming to Vuelta
listening to the move squeaking lance really doesn't get why people hated himit's actually impressive how self centered and narcissistic he ishe really thinks people didn't like him because he won too muchkek
>>142869901Zeeman of all people concern trolling about winning too much
>>142869943If you don't believe in Lenny Martinez you don't believe in anything
>>142869958No Vuelta is for Landa
>>142869841what's this euro obsession with celebrating mediocrity. sucks to suck.
Hey faggots do you think they'll make an old-school tour next year with two long TT and a prologue now that remking is in the mix?
>>142869971>lance really doesn't get why people hated himmany such cases with narcissts
schizobrit off his meds again on a VPN?
>>142869887That's a random woman, bert
>>142869971that's literally the reason thoughall the shit about him being an asshole said by pussies who can't admit they hated him for being the GOATall the hate came from riders who were in on it and butthurt they weren't going to be GC GOATs like Armstrong just salty doping fags
>>142869805
>>142870027Neger he send death threads to LeMond (the real american GOAT)
>>142869841italian commentators are based, saying how pogi not holding back is true sportsmanshipmiss me with that gifting wins shit
>>142870056based, LeMond is a tard.
>>142870025thought it was AVV, LOL.. i have no xitter
>>142870056says LeMondhave you ever watched interviews with LeMond?He is a proper tin foil hat retard that has an insane personality disorder, I don't doubt LeMond doped the same and then became butthurt he was getting old and slow. Lemond hot takes: Chris Froome was using motors for most of his career (Lemond literally called the French police to whine about this)Tons of people used motors If you pedal faster than 90 RPM you are 100% using dope He still has a 90 m/l VO2 max and is at 7 w/kg at 63kg even though he is like 240 lbs and doesnt ride
really want to punch this guy into his smug face
>>142870095i mean 63 years old not kg
>>142869600all around me all familiar faces
>>142870063another high quality danish post>>142870095enough internet for today Lance>captcha:420 G8
>>142870101>just wax your chain!>it only takes like an hour a week!>winds up saving you $13 dollars a year! >but it doesn't because every time you have to wash your bike you have to remove your chain and quicklinks get fucked after 3-4 times of being disassembled (technically they are only meant to go on once)
>>142870132most intelligent and mechanically capable paypig
crazy in 10 years we will look back on this as 4 straight tour wins for jonas
>>142870095>Chris Froome was using motors for most of his careerNot unlikely, desu
>>142870163stripped wins apparently don't count THOUGH
>>142870192only at the start when the UCI hadn't caught on to most of itor just accepted it
>>142870163More like:RoglicCarapazGDouble Yates victoryRemco
>>142870188Could have simplified its a lot. Just the keep right and stay in your lane is needed for the tourists.
>>142870188?????
>>142870235this angers and confuses the cyclist
>>142870243you bet it does
>>142870188Jesus christ you are a bunch of dweebs.
>>142870264Do you have trouble reading?
>>142870235left turn is prohibited for cyclist in some places
>>142869943Jonas VINGEGAARD
>>142870188>pls don't be retardedk
>>142870188>Remember to signal
>>142870188yes, I really laughed when I saw people doing the hand sign for stopping in Kopenhagen. the free bicycle scheme sucked with bikes missing chains and every 2nd bike having flat tires. wouldn't visit again. I forgot which one of the Scandi countries had coins with holes in it, wtf.
>>142870188>never keep right>never give signal>never wear a helmet>never use lights>turn left in 1 movecagies fear me
>>142870235
>>142870314>never keep rightCagies don't give a fuck about that. Do you even ride?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJBqYGmlIolmao at these retarded reddit comments, typical braindead americunts being absolutely retard and fanboying. Some people are so fucking stupid.
>>142870328cagies + cunts on scooters
>>142870337someone come get their grandpa
>>142870324I ride like a car would [spoiler]smelly and leaking fluids[/spoiler]
>>142870324>>142870363https://youtu.be/LLuaPZWkvZ0?si=MmmfsIjmyjN8DOOw&t=8
>>142870351I see.
>>142870349I don't watch lance armstrong's podcast, I don't really care what he has to say personally
pogi should stay away from Olympic anti doping testingi would not do RR if i was him
>>142870400>Olympic anti doping testingWhy? It can't be very good when the russians were doping systemically for decades.
kek, that Lidl shirt on Mads P
>>142870395why do you think I give a fuck about your opinion? get to fuck loser.
>>142870419holy fuck he's massive
>>142870415ruskies could bribe people with money in the olympicSlovenia can't because they poor lol
>>142870419snazzy pajama
>>142870419Kek, that's some employee of the month shit.
>>142870419
>>142870419may I take your order sir
>>142870419/fa/
>>142870419nice, but he should wear the Lidl cap as well.
>>142870349lance spends more time shilling than talking cyclismo
>>142870419Says he started training on road again 10 days ago
>>142870419>this little bit of shilling is enough to get back on velogoomblers' good sidepathetique
Man this NBC commentator is fucking SOUL why you americans hiding this treasure
I'm starting relisten and find catchy some of the MTV era basic bitch rock music, like Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters.Never knew how people were fans of that exact band of this genre, U2 fans were another level of brain damaged.But it's pretty fun to listen.
>>142870461>tfw you had a great shirt for your live segment, but fads one-ups you so hard
>>142870419>>142870461yea im thinking Mads got the gold medal in the bagMVDP is a total fraud
>>142870419A LIDL bit too much
>>142870461he looks good, podium definitely withing reach
>>142870419>All those Aldicucks seething
>>142870419>Excuse me sir, can you tell me where the cashews are?
>>142870419>>142870461Humiliation ritual
>>142870419Dude took back 5 kg
same energy
>>142870571delete this fucking clown
Can't believe it fras, it's actually cycover. Another disgusting display by Pogachud today, greeding a win for no reason at all and putting on another mutant display in the process. Worst part is he didn't even look tired at the finish line. At least when Jonas goes extraterrestrial he looks like he's literally on the verge of death when he gets to the finish line.Pogi looked like he could go over two more mountains in record speed today.
>>142870571why are we such sellouts
Adam Yates wins from the break tomorrow
>>142870419>>142870461>9.99HOLY BASED DISCOUNT /fa/!
The move is as hilarious as I expected. These dudes sound like they were at a funeral because their boy didn't get a free win
>>142870633i want free groceries for a year to wear this on national TVand considering we're talking mads here that's quite the bill
Good thing Vingegaard won 2 Tours, meaning Pogacar had actually a dry spell of 2 years of no GT wins at all.It's quite funny how he always rode 1 GT a year until this year.
>>142870602That is what Lance is talking about. Don't piss people off, don't get greedy, don't get too dominant. I wonder if his coaches will tell him to calm down soon enough. They must be very sure that they won't get caught. Riders and teams should ride totally against him like they did to Sky back in the hayday. Literally no point working with him, even if it's actively teams working together against him.Of course we'll never see it because >europeans.
>>142870419>>142870461
The Dane is now more than five minutes behind Pogacar and recognizes that the Tour victory is gone."Now you can probably say that it's about to be decided, and I'm probably not going to win. I still think I can be proud of how we – and I – drove.""Is the dream of victory over?""Yes, I think it is. It's just the way it is. I have to accept that. He deserves the win and just today I wasn't at my normal level"Jonas Vingegaard's interview showed that he was not disappointed.On the contrary, he is proud when you consider that he crashed violently in the spring."That's the way it is. I'm not disappointed. With the whole history of the last three months, it's probably very normal, I think. That's the way it is now.""As we said, if only I could fight for the victory in the Tour de France, I would be happy, and I think I have done that for almost three weeks now."
>>142870633>>142870658>Lässig weit geschnittenfat comfort cut confirmed
>>142870654Hmm, a few years ago he was ded after doing a classics season, now he's peaked in March, May and he's fresh as fuck to say the least for the tour. His new trainer is talented huh
>>142870654all because grug beat him in a sprint at the end of RVV and he took that personally
>>142870633i would wear the grün one
"The look"?
I saw Mads Pedersen in a Lidl in Holbæk a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, that's totally fine”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “T-thanks” but he kept cutting me off and going “you're welcome” and closing his hand around mine. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I saw him smile as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him buying a bunch of power gels and waters.The Lidl cashier at the counter was very nice and professional and was like “Training hard for the tour, Mads?” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and told her "it was just some light cardio".When she took one of the waters and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her “I really like the water here, it keeps me energized” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each water and gel and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by wishing her a nice day really loudly.
>>142870669I don't see why everyone is dogpiling him? He's done really well this year considering his crash. Anyone pretending this was peak Jonas (including poogacunt) is a fucking retard. That's doing Jonas a diservice. 2025 is the frankenstein Jonas.
>>142870698>>142870658oh wait its this nevermind
>>142870419need it
>>142870461Is he complete with Lidl shorts?
im just glad pogachud cant keep farming the white jersey anymore
going out for a few beers with some mateswhen i come back I want a total schizo meltdown, ok?
>>142869805>Pogi goes to the vuelta just to help my boy /elite/>/elite/ disappoints >Pogi takes the reigns and wins
Look up Wiki on WADA>all the heads are ex-athlete dopers and Chinesewhat did they mean by this?
>thinking next year will be different
>>142870633>LIDL slides cost €6I bought much cooler ALDI slides for €3.70
>>142870759count on it
>yeah extra fries with that
>>142870758Ex dopers are doing the most for anti-doping work. Make sense as they know how to dope. Riis created the biological passport as an example.
>>142870781kek and sepp kuss thought he would be able to compete for the yellow jersey this tour
>>142870705pogi giving "The look" to the frauds of lanterne rouge for coming up with the jumbo tactics.
>>142870793>sepp kuss thought he would be able to compete for the yellow jersey this touroh yea i forgot about thatSeppu Kussen is a fucking schizoid
>>142870603You guys think pogi is pas normal in bed too?
>>142870793>>142870805he got his pity win
>>142870791WADA literally got shit on massively for covering up Chinese doping
>>142870758Pulling the ladder up behind them
>>142870753kek
the toddler classification age needs to be lowered tbqh. there's nothing young about 24 year olds. i wanna see actual kids fighting for white jersey
>>142870705>Visma tactically perfect before 2024>Visma hires Lantern Rouge as DS>Visma tactics become retarded
>>142870827he would have won if they raced for it chud
>>142870793>>142870805it was delusional, yes, but nobody expected this level of superdopage
>>142870753what beer do you like to drink when you're out
>>142870870only if you were one the guys who believed the giro would slow down the slovenian wonderdoper
>>142865696
>>142870854tour de l’avenir it’s called
ate a LOT of carbs and forgot to train again
>>142870889saved
>>142870875depends, really, but usually cheap PISSNER like Sagres if we're just having a chatif we're sitting and eating then duvel most of the time
>>142870889Should have gone with the black bibs yellow shirt combo this year too.Full body suits looks dumb.
>>142870904that's baby race. 22 and 23 year olds regularly compete for GC so there's no reason that white jersey should be anyone older than that. having pog farm it 4x in a row is retarded
Watched The Killing (1956). Not badListened to Eminem's new album. Pretty shit but clever to pretend to be schizo so he could say some outrageous stuff and get away with it.
>>142870965trend really needs to end
>>142870945nice. i have to say i gave up the shitty pilsner game a while ago, now i'll rather have a chouffe or delirium even if it means skipping a round, pissner just doesn't do it for me anymore
now the 1 million dollar question: how absolutely retarded is ayuso? just look at /elite/, he did some domestique work sure, but it was MINIMAL. And he's there defending his top 5 GC, a very respectable 4th. He never had a shot at the podium with fishboy + memco anyway. so what does being a retard actually bought ayuso? rumors that he isn't even going to attend the pity party and scraps at the la Vuelta lmao
>>142871041he said he had covid so there's that
Lance basically comes right out and says it lmaohttps://youtu.be/hgJBqYGmlIo?t=530
>>142871041Ayuso would fit right in at Movistar
>>142871041He might be playing "the long game"
Ma ma ma poga face ma ma poga faceMa Ma Ma MaMa ma ma poga face He's gonna let nobody win
>>142871118How will pogi ever recover from this?
>>142871115The way Gianetti talked about him I don't even believe he's sick and they just threw him out
>>142871118Lance is a dope. Clearly jealous that Pogi is so loved.
>>142871115that was just smoke and screens, no one believes it for a millisecond
>>142871164Is Pogi loved by the Peloton? That's the question that matters the most.
>>142871184Yes very much so from what I see.
>>142871118Lmao cope grasping at straws.
>>142871184Seems like it. Not being an asshole helps apparently, someone should've told Lance.
>>142871184He has the advantage that the peleton really hated visma last year
>>142871195You forgot that one Cofidis jobber Is mad because Pog never talks to him.
can pog attract the zoomer crowd?
>>142871184i keep saying this but dunking on visma is a net positive for Karma no matter what, those guys are absolutely hated
I don't understand any of these people angry with Pogi. Jonas is not THAT far behind him and the tour finishes with essentially 3 mountain stages this year. So why the fuck wouldn't he go for as many seconds as possible?
>>142871184Everyone hates Visma more
>>142871277>I don't understand any of these people angry with Pogi.Some are Americans butthurt he overtook their guy in the last couple of kilometers.
>>142871277so, how are you enjoying cycling since you started watching it a few months ago?
>>142871118retard is mad because his US cuck lost
>>142871277well Lance was saying he could have attacked and gone for time but should have let the break get 10 minutes or whatever and win the stage
>>142871277cycling babbies are always crying it is just background noise.
>>142871041ayuso being a backstabbing retard actually means pog is clean. you just know that if he's doing anything ayuso would have snitched so hard.
how many reports you think they have gotten so far?
>>142871333Would be alright if there weren't 2 satellite riders in the break.He actually had some reason to keep on their heel a bit and make them stress, not his fault vinge was too shit to use them and change plan mid stage.
>>142871118he's right
>>142871184I really doubt it, the peloton is all fake smiles
>>142870758WADA is owned by NATO>norwegian president>british vice-presidentDoping became a western soft power instrument
>>1428714193rd worldist schizoid coping. antidoping is only a thing in the west, rest don't care.
I think he goes to Vuelta
wada wada eh eh
>>142871426yeah nah America gets away with much more
>>142871379If people want to hate Pog for suspicious performances they had more than enough evidence before today. If they want to hate him for being too dominant they had more than enough evidence before today. Lance was hated because he was a cunt with a shitty personality. And most ironic of all is he was most loved when he was most dominant. The hate came after.
>>142871446They also have 2 other guys in the top 10 so I don't see why they would let jorgenson have a free 10+ minutes possibly overtaking those guys.
>>142871426Where was WADA when Lance Armstrong was winning Tour de France year after year?
>>142871518busy getting sued by an army of american lawyers
>>142871419retarded monke WADA president: some polak doper swimmer Vice President: Ching Yang Yang (literally chinese doped speed skater)23 chinese swimmers got popped for drugs in 2018 and they said "whoops, it must've been in our mcdonalds happy meal" and WADA bought it WADA gets in trouble, decides to have an internal investigation, by appointing a lawyer they hired KEKtheres no hope fully corrupt organization
>>142871446Difference is that Lance was "loved" for being successful. And at a time when you could very easily craft your own image through media manipulation.Pogacar has, as far as I've seen, never been caught out doing anything really asshole-ish even in an age of constant scrutiny and social media fucking up everyone's image plans. I've never heard anyone say anything bad about him other than obviously jealous stuff like him getting too many wins.>>142871518UCI didn't start working with WADA until 2004. And even after that Verbrugge ran interference in order to try to make ciclismo popular in the US thought Armstrong.
shut UP about dopingNOBODY CARES
>>142871554go to bed lance
>>142871554t. doper trying to hide his tracks
>>142871419>who is usain bolt, kipchoge and all the running negroes
>>142871525are you retarded?The entire Armstrong shit was done by a US Agency, WADA didn't even really existTravis Tygart had a big bone to pick with ArmstrongArmstrong was tanked by US agency, not the incompetent EurocucksUCI was fully complicit with Armstrong The entire doping is bad is an American invention, Eurocuck were basically IIWII forever and South American culture actually still openly embraces dopingAll the doping protocols were done by Euro docsAll the drugs came from Switzerland
>>142871554Smelling the tramadol on this post
>>142871573western libs worship nigs
why does anti doping agencies even care that much about mickey mouse sports like cycling and swimmingwhy not go after high profile sports like football and maybe tennis where the real money and fame is
>>142871611The answer is in the question
>>142869030Tadej deserves to be on as well
>>142871611>>142871622the real blackpill is that they dont care about anything, big sport or small which is why everyone is doping. A sacrificial lamb here and there to calm the unwashed masses, the furthest they go.
>>142871629It'd an ESPN list. They don't know shit about sports. They consistently say that an obese alcoholic is one of the most athletic people of all time which tells you all you need to know.,
>>142869841Why don't the others guys just pedal harder?
SHUT UP SHUTUP SHUT UPPPPPP
>>142871611There's basically zero skill in swimming, even less in cycling. The best athlete, or the most doped, wins.Doping in tennis won't get you far if you can't serve or come back from a break.Football players do not deserve to be called sportsman,s who cares about the athletic abilities?
>>142871683cycling requires lots of skill from descending to steering ask roglic how just going dude watts lmao works out
2025 we're going to Vingegaard be turned into the anti-pog. He is going to end his aspirations for tour de france greatness.
>>142871683cycling is a team sport you fucking gay retard
>>142871629desu not yet
>>142871683>There's basically zero skill in swimminguh oh, my swimming skills are shite, but I can pedal and run without activating any neurons
>>142871706went from week three to 2025 wow
>>142871683
>>142871710based
>>142869439that was goat moment for vingeit was not possible to see his performance and not think he is somehow megadoped for a while afterwardsincredible, in particular if he was 100 % natty
>>142869909and he is still dead from last season
>>142871683>Football players do not deserve to be called sportsman,s who cares about the athletic abilities?Hello, based?
Stage 20 OFFICIAL /bet/>Pogacar 4.33>Yatesi 9>Jorgenson 9>Carapaz 11>Mas Nicolau 11>Yatesi 17>Gall 23>Evenepoel 23>Buitrago 23>Almeida 23>Ciccone 29>Gee 29>Vingegaard 34>Bardet 34>Plus 34>Rodriguez Cano 34>Landa>Meintjes 41>Poels 41>Kelderman 41They should let Landa and Almeida battle it out tomorrow to be honest
Fuck pogi and fuck uae for ruining ayuso's promising career
>>142871772>flagthe TT was 30 minit was tailor made for Vingegaard's rider profilePogcar lost 6 min the next stage indicating he was cooked by that time of the raceonly people that conclude this was some insane performance are retarded redditors and slovenians
>>142871799Honestly, just let the entire GC below 3rd into the break and give them a 6-7 min gap. It would be guaranteed kino.
OFFICIAL GC /bet/
No amount of schizobrits and schizodanes will amount to the worst of american posters.
>>142871836I've heard it all now
>>142871853whenever I read a bad burgerpost I picture them like this and their post immediately becomes funny
>>142871706He will never beat Pogacar in a GT again, it's over.
>>142871799did bookies not listen to pogacar saying he will let break have it
>>142871881>6 year old pulls out baby brother's teeth for tooth fairy money
>>142871901what the heck I never even saw that
didn't realize bernal was still in this race. is he working for rodriguez or just hanging on fighting for his 23rd place?
>>142871881>>142871901>>142871909You guys realise this isn't from a real news site I hope?
>>142871915the only time he is on camera is when he is changing bike or getting dropped early
>>142871922
>>142871805kek, that's weak>>142871836ok maybe, but I still firmly believe that vinge cooked pogi that very stage by making him go far into redbasically the difference would be closer to 3 minutes if poggan had no info on what's going on
On the other hand, I am kinda glad Autismbert didn't see these stages. He was always very sensitive about affaires de dopageI hope he's in a better place
>>142872066I hope he got spit on by a stinky camel mashallah
is it possible to properly goon while on a bike? have any of you tried it?
>>142871851one can, once again, bet on hindley
Big stage tomorrow, although i'd argue a similar profile to today's stage, probably one for the breakaway
>>142872066did he go mtb those trails from 18e étape >>142872092insha 'allah
>>142871799For me, it's T. PIDCOCK from the break, using the last descent to his advantage. I've not seen him for a few days so he must be saving his legs for tomorrow
>>142872205He's DNF'd, didn't you know Bert?Is this the response you wanted for your bait? Are you satisfied with a low quality (you)? Does the notification that someone responded to your post give you a tasty dopamine hit? Consider what the reason you made the post was. It of course isn't humour, it's very unfunny. Another shitty low quality post to degrade the quality of our general. Do better, bort.
Love how this gen dies when poogacunt wins. It's like no one gives a fuck about another le ebin plebbit obscene win for the most doped rider in history.
>>142872452DNS.
>>142872244kek
>>1428724905 days.
He made it. You may not like it, but he made it. Trapped in a small hillbilly town, zero education, zero opportunities, doomed to back breaking factory line work for the rest of his life. Only pussy he got was a 15 year older town cougar who snatched him up at the local watering hole. But cycling was his escape. And instead of posting on 4channel every night about his watts and strava routes, he actuallly made millions and won the tour de france. That's a true break away.
>>142872244good one
>>142872602and he did it while being clean
>>142872602Was Jonas a virgin before he met Trine?
>>142872666how is this even a question? w*ut ofc
>>142871518usada got him. most busts are from u s. agencies busting their own. wada as an intl org has too much third worlders to be legit. the internal politics there is that a bunch of euros try to write process but it's useless when overseers are Chinese or African etc writing this for general education you are clearly too tarded to understand
>>142872602he looks like a little boy getting held hostage by an ogress
>>142872666You know exactly who and you know exactly why
>>142871330understandable, I would also be seething if he caught Steinhauser
pogacar crashes into big rock tomorrow and dies
>55 years oldcyclingnot even once
Who effectively ended their career at this TDF? >cav>w*ut>pisscock
>>142872830
>>142871118>Year 2000, we go up Hautacam, I beat Ullrich and Pantani by 4 minutes.>I get in the team bus afterwards and I see a text message [by Michele Ferrari] on my phone and it says "huge mistake".lmao, imagine your dope doc telling you off for being too obvious
>>142872869And Fatkobsen
>>142872830>fred>top 20 cannibal martin>fatkobsen>ayuso>martinez>fraud costa allah willing
>>142871726He has won 3 TDF, many other races and is dominating at almost an unprecedented level. He is for sure a better 21st century athlete than random WNBA players, even with the heavy American bias for the list
>>142871915Same but with G Thomas. Is ineos getting dissolved after the tour?
Why is pogi such a bitch no one can beat him at vuelta just do it on cruise control
>>142872816Wear sunscreen to avoid this, and preferably long sleeves / pants if it's not too hot.
i was on espn the other day and they had an article of "top 100 athletes since 2000" or something like that. Anyways I read through it and was shocked not one cyclist was mentioned. I mean I get cycling is more obscure and forgotten in America but it's still incredible to not have one single cyclist on that list while you have multiple golfers and nascar drivers. I mean golf isn't exactly an athletic sport and motorsports aren't at all.
>>142873673More than half of the list is mutts, of course it's shit.
>>142873426They were dissolved last year, they just haven't realized it yet.
>>142873673No nascar driver should even be on a top 100 drivers list.
>>142873673>espn>expecting real reporting
>>142871915>>142873426Bernal had the flu twice and G had covid
>>142873816all psyops, just like ayuso, although slightly more likely
>>142873524Karma Load Management, he'll let the la Vuelta scraps for his teammates, besides he's got the Olympics, Worlds and Lombardia on his sights
>>142873816G is also 1 million years old.Expecting him to be fit for more then 1 Gt is pure fantasy.
>>142873673espn is the guardian or rolling stone of sport journalism
Well I am still here and not in sunny Andalucia. The gods of travel (and worldwide flight cancellations) have fucked me. At least I can get a ride in tomorrow before my flight.
>>142874016
had a dream where i was trapped in a scifi spaceship and I couldn't do anything because remco was beaming seething transmissions that kept taking up my whole screen
>>142874332lol like those radio messages during broadcasts
>>142874332Computer load Paris-Rubaix 2021. Disengage safety protocols!
what are the chances vingegaard pulls a floyd tomorrow?
>>142874016why didn't you just convince the gate agent to let you reboot Windows in safe mode and delete “C-00000291*.sys"?
>>142874401did you watch it today? he's a broken fish
>>142874429This. He was crying in his mommy's arms right after finishing.
>>142874478
>>142874562why are these shitposts not even particularly attractive women or food
>>142874625they are almost as irritating as the fignon spergs posts
>fishboyo was talking shit about Isola 2000 for ages>pog was planning on winning there from ages, had a training camp there and drilled tactics multiple timeskek
what will I seethe at once this TdF is over?Vuelta doesn't look like good seethe material
>>142874674seethe?? this is peak entertainment
>>142874674Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift
>>142874364yeah but like star trek telescreen/command and conquer video messages>>142874398I think he mentioned vuelta 2023 TTT
>>142874674Olympics, worlds and Lombardia(?)
>>142874521Fish don't feel emotions why is he pretending
>>142873673tdf is literally the highest athletic effort out of any sport
>>142875303sorry sweaty, you must be thinking of ufcthe la vuelta is second Thoughso you weren't too far off
>>142875195Trying to convince his mommy-wife to punish him. rknx
Urska joining Pajte's angels
whats the best software to show .fit files. want to show my frens my mad noob skillz..
>>142874674There's a whole season of TdF-like domination to come so don't seethe yourself out soon. Their common factor will be Wout losing repeatedly
>>142870132>every time you have to wash your bike you have to remove your chainthen just leave the chain on? I never remove the chain for washing, and use every quicklink twice. so if I rewax the chain every 1000k, I need one quicklink every 2000k and they cost like 3€
wakeup /cyc/ it's time to ride>already 25I'll keep it short
Victor going to patje's team next year?
It's official
>>142875869anyone??
>>142875869GNU Emacs. Or just take a screenshot on intervals.icu or TrainingPeaks or whatever
>>142876290thanks i already signed up for intervals.icu after digging thru the archives. i went for a 30 mile ride yesterday but today was my first time playing with my garmin 530 and powertap. also i didnt pause when i ate some candy/crackers on my bike mid-ride. roast me
>>142876347sweet, keep it up
>>142876366thanks i will, but isnt my wattage dogshit? i thought it'd be better, but i did just start a month ago..havent calculated my ftp yet, and it was 33c temperature when i started my ride, in my defense
>>142876420It's bad, but it'll get better. You need to keep pedalling (for harder and longer)
>>142876420>i did just start a month agothere is your answer bert, just keep pedalling. build a good base by not going too hard, add some intensity slowly
>>142876031Wasn't it just a shirt for all spez sponsored athletes
>>142876443>>142876448thanks, the cycling community is very welcoming. its bad but i was even worse a month ago (i was averaging 12 mph topkek)
>>142874562Berts, she is mid unless you haven't interacted with big saggy unaesthetic tits and you're not with the tit size.Face needs a good angle to be attractive.Hips and general figure needs to be slightly bent this or that way to show curves.We haven't seen ass but her whole unshapeiness suggests it is rather meh.All in all she may look good at a specific pose, from a distance and clothed.These are my important thoughts this morning, thank you.
>>142872622lollmao
>getting ready to go for a ride>it starts raining
>>142876031berts have been telling me that Patje is dead, gone and this is his last year as team manager
Press F if you HATE Pogacar
>>142877105FI mean, I don't really hate the guy but I no love him either. We have a complex relationship, it alternates between love and I hate I guess
this kot has seen some shit
>>142877127
>>142876493you gained 5 mph in a month?
>>142877127Catbros....
>>142877143Less brakes on downhill, more confident through corners, more blood volume etc. Seems about right.
>>142877143Learned to avoid hilly roads
massive nothingburger gc wise today
>>142877105F
>>142877143yes but that was my first time on a bike in about 8 years, and first time on a road bike ever. my wattage is still suicide-tier>>142877246no its the same course, a paved, meandering track through the woods, open to the public for bikes and rollerbladers only
>>142877316Unless Pissma distracts Pogi all day with attacks so he forgets to eat
going /out/ today and tomorrow, praise to the lord for half-decent cell service to watch ciclismo
>>142877491Jonas is not risking second
>>142877439What bike do you have, 17 mph isn't bad
>>142877705thats a lot of powerlines
>>142877687Specialized tarmac sl4 pro mid-compact. Came equipped with di2 and power tap g3. My frens here told me to go for it and I've been pleased with it. It's old but couldn't go wrong for 700 dollars, everything works well.
>>142877785>700 dollar for thisInsane steal
>>142877705Anyway, how was your ride berts? Mine was hot but very nice, still a hint of backpain but manageable
Team TotalVismadeath
>>142877792were you the french guy to tell me to buy it when i posted it last month? im happy to have it. the guy seemed really trustworthy but you never know for sure, i thought the powertap was broken and he lied to me) when i couldnt get it to pair with my phone when i got it home, but it works with my garmin thankfully
Is Štefan Bissegger the most handsome cyclist?
>>142877910no homo
DOPING FRAUD POGACAR DOPING FRAUD
>>142877910Active? If not, Kittel
Happy Colombian national day everyone
mdrr weshh wollah je vais te enculer branleur
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rip no more jumbo visma radio messages
>>142878178Being this butthurt about losing lmao
>>142878178someone's salty
ladies in Belgium got split stage today. interesting
i like belgian ladies
>>142878284Sexism, why can't men do this?
>>142877846I just woke up
>>142878103serial killer
>>142878178
>>142878340Same. Every neighbour has simultaneously decided to mow the lawn.
>>142878178what a bunch of bitches
Lmao
>>142878178Pog dominating and not letting anyone win and somehow Jumbo out of it looking like the bad guys
Climbing on 2300m elevation today
>>142878465Says the guy whose team won the 3 grand tours in the same season with a 1 2 3 in the last
>>142878178HAHAHA I guess someone is salty, I bet they will have no more Netflix either in these last two stages. God I hope memco attacks and snatches 2nd so hard rn
>>142878505gifted win to a super dom that’s totally not domination
>>142878504Lowlanders on suicide watch. Good luck.
>>142878516
Just came back from a 4 day city trip with the foid, what did I miss?
do u reckon she calls him dadej
>>142878767sulfurous performances, dare I say even pas normale onesplateau de beille seems normale now
>>142878767TVD (total visma death)
>>142878767The squeaking to end all squeaking
>>142878784>>142878788>>142878805sounds like I didn't miss muchAll the Isola 2k hype posting and then this, it's over
>>142878882Dopachud will crack heavily today, his 80km Strade solo will finally come back hounting him
>>142878907his motor will run out of battery soon surely
>>142878907his matches are all burned out
Salman Ibn Yatesi will win today, inshallah
I hope UAE go full fucking steam train and kill all breaks and Pogi wins.
>https://x.com/SBSSportau/status/1814465253071032372>Italian accusing Buitrago of a sticky bottle
>>142879111The bottle for Top 10 is heating up! You love to see it
>>142879111>Buitrago's answer: "I've learned from you."
To be honest berts I'm tired of the squeaking. This morning I've listened to my favorite french podcast and the dude spent 30 minutes squeaking. His whole argument was "remco is the goat so you need to dope to beat him", felt a bit silly
>>142879338he's right tho
>>142879338gachignard is the goat so you need to dope to beat him
>>142879338Is he Félix Pouilly or Nicolas Fritsch?
>>142879411Félix Pouilly. You could feel that even Fritsch who is the biggest remco fanboy was embarassed by the squeaking.
>>142879338>"Comme si Marc Dutroux te parlait de l'éducation de tes enfants", Pineau choqué par la sortie d'Armstrong sur PogacarTalking about squeaking, top kek
How many cobble stages will they do with GD Lille?
>>1428794460, it's going to be a sprinter snore fest
>>142879446They already said there won't be any
>>142869306very nice! she really cares about the squeakerlovely, actually
>>142879446https://info.lenord.fr/tour-de-france-2025--decouvrez-les-trois-etapes-du-grand-departHere are the three stages
>>142879443I mean he's right
>>142879459>>142879471yikes very disappointing I will still go though can’t skip GD’s that close besides Lille is a fun place to hang out
>>142879446PrologueSprintSprint
>>142879489Stage 2 is the only one with hopes of some fun
WE LIVE IN BELGIUMWith belgian ladies
>>142879498Why aren't you on your bike bert?
WE LIVE IN DESOLATE MORAVIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg51GFeEv5k
>>142879496Handcrafted for a Grug/Pog attaque
>>142879515It is a certified grug stage. Without an objectif right after the tour he might even come in shape
>>142879509After tour when it cools down
>>142879539Lmao, they give you waether alert for above 31?
Who's the Ronaldinho of cycling?
>>142879551Of course, white people are not made for temperatures over 30
>>142879563Christophe LAPORTE. He's apparently been at the Tour this year
Braus is one of my favorite climb around nice. A shame it's the worst way to go out of nice. Also first climb where I bonked.
Beautiful roads in MoraviaI am also happy to announce that Bohemian RAI finally mastered the ancient art of showing "km to go". Only a handful of races can do that!
Will Jonas stop being a defensive slurper in future tours berts?
The Police are looking for these two lads in relation to the theft of farm machinery around the town of Louth Lincolnshire. Do not approach.
>>142879648This dude has 0 input on the strategy. He just follows the orders
Bohemian RAI shitting the bed
>>142879596I went there via Eze / Peille, was pretty nice tbqh
>>142879679Yeah that's the way to do it. Lot's of climbing though
>>142879551Weather warnings are a public service to warn you of weather that might catch you on the wrong foot. If you live somewhere where temperatures reach 30°C every day, you act accordingly and stay out of the sun at noon, etc etc. If you live somewhere where it's been 20°C the last weeks, people need to be warned to change their habits and avoid a heatstroke.
>>142879650They're both going to steal gold from Paris
>>142879742woah geez thanks weather jews for warning us about normal summer temperatures, I wonder how people survived before the Weather.app warned you with push notifications of impending total heat death
should roglič gain a kilo or two and try the classics for the last few years?at this point i dont think it's worth pursuing GC wins, is there?
>>142879766How did she get a tan line like that?
ahemsexo animal print skirt
>>142879742Surely 30 degree is normal temp for eastern Europe
>>142879797Baron Underbheit cosplay
>>142879785Good idea. Nothing could go wrong by sending roglic to rvv
>NPC still seething
>>142879785Suisse to complete the set + farming Vueltas for as long as he can would be an honourable tail to his career
>>142879866NBC*
>>142879785He should lose weight and go back to ski jumping
the only way to make this TdF even better is a poggi win today, even better if he also wins tomorrownow that would enough for months of laughing at french and belgium pundits
Last time Pogacar got dropped was one year ago on Loze
>>142879937did he ride without a HR sensor?
Bert are you watching Valle d'Aosta?For now the next next next next Merckx is 2nd, can my boy Ludovinco win this?https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-ciclistico-della-valle-d-aosta-mont-blanc/2024/stage-3-gcToday super hard final part with rampas
>>142879966Soon
>>142879966Of course, many new future sudaka WADA cases are also doing well
>>142877846just in time for the stagenot gonna lie, the heat got to me in the end, I should have gotten up a little earlier
>>142878505if jonas didn't lose almost every sprint to pogacar the last 2 years his team would be way worse than UAE in terms of gluttony
wiebeswinslol
>>142880074
>>142880140>Due to a massive crash after 10.9 km, the race was neutralised for more than 50 minutes. Because of this, the organisation decided to remove the local lap and shorten the stage from 94.7 to 66 km.
>I suffer in the Côte d’Azur
Home
Vingejesus will return today
We live in Nice(fictif)
>>142880298full crack today, he's gonna have flashbacks of PN where even vauquelin could beat him
Francetv making fun of dutch cuisine on the NOS set
Dopachud's reign of terror ends todayFinal GC after today:>LANDA>ALMEIDA>CICCONE
>>142880333as they should
>>142880333Can't see any FEBO so i'm disqualifying this straight away
>>142880342first clean rider on the GC is MARTIN Guillaume
>>142878465Hopefully Pogacar wins again today and tomorrow. Fuck this team
holy shit I will never live in NiceI absolutely didn't need this feel today
Last day of pelotoning, bismillah.Luckily no stage of friendship and looking at pog rubbing his fake persona into everyone, with a glass of champagne.And around a week away of the return of goomblership.All is well.
>>142880372He & MEINTJES are unparalleled in sneaking a decent position in GC in spite of being terrible
>>142880297i will goon to some beach voyeur videos later in honor of your beaches
>>142880402you still live in a nice country, you could be living in Belgium
>>142880297Gonna go on a few days of vacation there in September. I can even see the Airbnb location from this pic.
WIDAR is pulling infernal pace
>>142880399>2001i remember watching this live, it was one of my first tours
Aostan RAI shitting the bed
>>142880402>Greetings, you always sad when will you be cheerful>Greetings, I guess never
Beeeeee
I really can't stand Jens Voigt
WIDAR in difficulty
Jens getting humiliated on air for being the worst predictor >you are not allowed to sit on the bike at the giro and tour and you will have to sit with us in the studio instead
Why were Pogi and Carapaz rubbing each other at the startCarapaz was rubbing Pogi nner thighs while Pogi grabbed his assWhat's all that about
>>142880521hes just a big dumb dumb i liked him as a rider tho
>>142880511mou mou
>>142880541Just being zesty.
CRESCIOLI goes soloI am not sure if backwards or forwards
>Every commercial break on Peacock is for golf courses owned by the former sponsor of the Tour DuPontI can't even say his name, seems there is a /cyc/ autoban in place
First climb completed and grupo compacto
>call your city Nice>it's actually nicepottery
What's the appeal of watching this for hours on end? Doesn't fuck all happen?
>>142880591>J'M APELLE BRICE>J'VIENS SE NICE>PROSPÈRE>WINNER
>>142880732you need extreme high IQ to enjoy ciclissimo to it's fullest extend. sorry pal
>>142880700what about its inhabitants
>>142880732Nice landscape
>>142880732
>>142880768RetireesKinda the rich Florida od France
>>142880732I can rattle some keys in front of your face if you need more action.
Allez Houle!Mets plus gros mon salaud!
Guillaume "bane of MvdP" Martin
>>142880805Yes please x
>>142880805I read on Reddit if you do choke play with your partner, have them hold keys so if they pass out the keys will rattle and you know you have to stop.
>no QuickStep satellitememcobros..
Imagine the watts
aostan rose
so top3 + sprinterseverybody else in the break
>>142880897She needs to lay off the energy gel
ciclismo
>>142880930go on....
At the finish line in Valle d'Aosta they are blasting this, I recognize ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFVzZtjz3aA&ab_channel=CrunchyrollDubsNot hidding the power level at all
No idea why german media is still simping for Boring Hansgrohe
>>142880997Starting next year Lidl-Trek will be THE German team.
I have a question for the Austrian with the laces cycling shoes (or any other berts with them).How's your experience with them? I also have wide feet and on longer rides I really start feeling it in the tight points.I'm interested in them but they're fairly expensive and I have nowhere near me to actually try them on.
>>142880997Nowadays called Red Bull - Hansbore
If I ever find 1mil€ on the street I'm going to learn french and move to southern France
5-11 on GC all in the break it seems
>>142881044>1mil€That would be a lot of money in like 2002 or something.
>>142881058Minus Rodriguez
>>142881044South of France accent is very specific.They can smell outsiders a mile away and could burn your country house or snob you to the ground if you haven't left the south when tourist season ends.
>Lapeira, Mohoric, and Martinez already droppedI really made the worst 8 point picks
>>142881070Well then 10mil. You know what I mean.
>Bob Roll: These arches are each 140m highthe riders are gigantic, no wonder they are so fast
>"There are riders everywhere"okay
>>142880997it's tradition
>Lote principal already only about 15 runners
Kek he's going to win this one too?
>>142881077what if I marry into a southern french family?
After Tadej polishes off this TdF, if he really has balls, he should challenge the final boss of Cat D racing in Zwift
>>142881124Yes. And tomorrow.
No heli shot?
Get that ugly lesbian off the screen asap
Remember, in Merckx's era, they literally did nothing for 200 km until the cameras turned on. Merckx and his team would physically bully riders who tried.
>>142881124why not
>3/4 of the field OTLWild finish to the Tour
>>142881129Could be done. Get yourself a southy latina cutie. You have to showboat a little to impress them though (think golden necklace).Eh... For 2 of your 10 millions euros, ill marry you. I have the French citizenship and my french family is from Avignon.
>GEE, JURGENSOHN, GEE, CICCONEcould be a good break
absolute carnage, half the GC men are already dead
>>142881213doesn't matter
>tomorrow we let the break go and hope nothing happens
The race is exploding and they have some punter on commentary saying all sorts of useless shit. Said he only started watching cycling 4 years ago. I dunno who he is or why is there. fuck sake
>>142881244he wants another one
Pogi in his pre-race interview says "you always go for the win, especially in the Tour de France" and highlights how he trains the most in these roads and knows them all perfectly.I think he extends lead to over 10 minutes today.
>>142881244Plot twist: UAE is the break
buitrago and rodriguez absolutely getting destroyed
kino road
>>142881244>I have a deep respect for Jonas
85k pog solo
Absolute carnage of a stage, they still have 3 climbs to do
I would love to visit a place like this for a cycling vacation but know the mountains would just smoke meI should lose some weight but this morning beer is probably not helping
Can’t wait until to see this fraud get disqualified on Monday
>>142881244lab rats are not allowed in the break
>>142881269I really did not expect Rodríguez to fade this much in week 3. I thought he'd be fighting with /elite/ and Landismo for 4th. Even by Ineos' recent years GT standards, this has been an absolute disaster of a Tour.
Total sprinter death.
Champoussin in the main group
rodriguez cano lachee already
>>142881349Local boy,
>>142881328Ineos is over, after bora bull and lidl get a good GC man they will fade into nothing
>>142881323but enough about Girmay
>>142881310A neighboor was part of the team of amateurs that opens the race for a couple of mountain stages. He was 75 but finished first in cross country skiing of 65+ world games.I think you can do it if you pace yourself and do thesemassive hills in two days instead of 1 hours like the tour guys.
MAS NICOLAU a mandatory pick for Vuelta
>>142881345total everyone death
What happened to the break will win?
>>142881378he's actually going too well, peaking too early
>>142881349>Chickfield
>>142881391>>142881267
>>142881391the nouveau cannibal needs nourishment
>>142881391he heard lance squeaking and decided to win
>tfw it's Crescioliover
Pogi playing with usrka mid race lmao
>>142881391UAE not really doing anything but following wheels
VISMA RATS
Get that spectator's clothes into a lab, pronto.
POGACAR DSQ
>>142881378dude shows his face just enough to entice some interest if he's cheap but never fucking does anything
>>142879650remco seriously looks like a school shooter
Jorgenson lol, vile team
>>142881412>>142881404>>142881397lmao I thought visma maybe tried a raid with the dead fish. Since y'know they don't have public radio anymore, maybe it meant secrecy tactics
Why doesn't he just marry Urschka?
>>142881420KEKClassic USA shitting on south america
>nice of UAEthey are humiliating and mocking him if anything
missed why is Rodriguez behind?
WIDAR goes soloDOSTIYEV follows
Classy Jorgenson/Visma!!
>Pissma complaining about Pogacar being greedy>Jorgenson pointlessly sprints for KOM points he doesn’t need Fuck this team so much
>>142879650we've got Det Jimmy (Brandon) MCNUTTY of the Baltimore PD on the case
>>142881469We're really living in pogi's world
>>142881481Sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>142881469pogi getting horny
>>142881469Testosterone build up
Pogi looking bloated
>>142881469>spectator spontaneously overdoses from tapentadol
>>142881517Based campy knows that wearing sunglasses just leads to skin cancer.
anyone has webm of pogacar spraying spectators?
tramadol tratnik almost flew off the cliff there
>>142881186>Eh... For 2 of your 10 millions euros, ill marry you. deal
>>142875947because the chain rusts if you get any water on itdo you have SRAM? They have a chrome coating on their chain that protects it but Shimano chains rust basically instantly without oil when hit with water
>>142881536PPATTT
>>142881469how is this different than breton feeding him chipshope gendarmerie detain the fucker
>>142881524>German grimpeurWhy are there no great German climbers?
>>142881481That's Prezbelooski.
>>142881536no
Fuck Visma. There I said it.
>>142881570We have Lipowitz and Steinhauser though
>>142881551XD
>>142881469apparently it was urska
>>142881587stunning and brave
fuck mosquitoes
Poggi
>pogiwinslolBetter than froomewinslol
>>142881595pogi can't wait to shoot loads into urska
>>142881595damage control
>>142881595>that's a man
>>142881627I can't see them having normal sex desu
>>142875947also, 1000km is waaaaaaaaaaay too long in between waxing, you are grinding your drivetrain and chainwaxed chains are pretty much dead in terms of lubrication after about 300kmShimano quicklinks are about 10 dollars each in the USCheap generic ones are fucking trash and most of the generic "12 speed" quicklinks are just 11 speed ones with different ID stamping and have incorrect pin length.
>>142881616also better than vismawinslolLike, yeah, he's a relentlessly aggressive psychopath who attacks constantly and steals every win he can. That's why he's great.
Imagine if Kelderman wins today...
Get that fuckin train moving. No break wins allowed
>>142881570
>>142881655Bora is too cursed
>>142881673this guy is definition of a jobber, I said "great"
yesterday, while having some beers, I had an interesting experience with a friend I had not seen in 4 or 5 yearsapparently he has been enjoying watching cycling for the past few yearswe talked about cycling and I told him to just get some decathlon cheap stuff to see if he likes it, because cycling is pretty expensive when you really get into it etcafter a while he asked me if I have been following this whole m thing on twitter about pogacar finally having a good coach etcI told him he shouldn't pay attention to that and that it's probably his wifea fucking normie knew about this, this is insanehe asked me if Poggi could be better than Eddy, and I said I dunno but at this pace he would rival Hainault. ofc he had no idea who Hainault wasanyway, he then asked me with a straight face if I thought Poggi and Jonas doped or "used anything illegal" and I said: I have absolutely no doubt that 95% of the peloton dopeshe seemed like a child that just found out Santa is not real kekI then ordered a Duvel, so its all good
>>142881673lmao. /cyc/'s still mad
go on my boy GEE
>>142881644She cute
uae satetelite?
>>142881691Is Morgado's face paralyzed?
>>142881701she looks like a witch and whenever they are together I get the feeling that she bosses pogachud around a lot (he's getting pegged by her for sure)
what is the mental behind people like this (it goes on and on)?
Anyone has rhe weebum of the guy crashing next to pissing Tadej?
I think middle sprockets of me cassette are a bit loose, but not the rest of the cassette. If I hold the wheel and push pedals, the sprockets move a little bit.Is that even possible?
>>142881727He just looks like that when they tell him he has to ride on cobbles again.
>>142881701>>142881729Surprised he doesn't go for his doppelganger.Although to be fair no one has never seen Tadej and Emylia Argan in the same room together....
>>142881701She has a very manly, almost a transexual-like facial features.
>>142881751because the end of the cassette is one piece and the middle are individual theres always slop in the spline to cog tab fit so you have to crank the nut down tight...it comes loose sometimes.
>>142881751Leve the poor bike alone!
>>142881751just take the monoblock pill already
>>142881691reminder that tapentadol is not illegal
>>142881701no
>>142881751See if the sprockets move when try to wiggle them side to side. If the whole cassette moves a little bit it's ok (freehub play), but sprockets are moving independent of one another, needs to be tightened.You DID install spacers correctly, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6TpHgbbEGM&t=208s
Why are they pretending pogi won’t close down 4 minutes over 5km and win
lapiera, huhgreat pick
>>142881751how do you even come up with these obscure issuesyes it's possible because the middle ones are individual and top ones are notbut if you have an issue with that it's probably been like that since you first installed it because the cassette is tightened to 40Nm and the act of pedaling tightens the cassette too
dubs and pogi chutes out of the race, remco attacks and destroys vingo
>>142881751tighten them son
>>142881833
>>142881833ayyyyyy
i have to say i learned a lot about bike parts coz of bertaček
>>142881833Checked
What the fuck is going on with his leg
>>142881782>>142881813It's the FUCKING sl*vakian mechanic who fucked my bike! He removed the spacer because the cassette was not tight enough but then didn't even tighten it himselfNever trust a sl*vak!
>>142881850DIY cycling is a good way to lose alot of money it’s fun tho
>>14288186080% hematocrit
Geniets definitely the guy to go for the break on a stage like this
>He removed the spacer because the cassette was not tight enoughwhat
>>142881863why is your bike always so god damn filthyyou haven't been gr*vel riding have you
10 mozzarella sticks and 2 curry pastries. bottle of Argie wine. Let's go
>>142881863
>>142881875Geniets has more wins than Gaudu this year
>>142881880I actually ride outside, my bike is dirty and so am I
PIERRE BAGUETTE humiliates the czech peloton
>>142881833Pogibros. Not like this
>>142881880you should have seen his fucking nasty bidons, that man is atleast 20% mold
>>142881905you know if you have all that shit everywhere your components will wear more quickly?
>>142881804I think she's pretty
Testa gonna be caught by the inseguitori, 5 km to go
>>142881027You mean Lake? I have their 238 and 201, best wide cycling shoes I have tried (my feet are just under 28cm long and 11.7cm wide). 45.5 is good for me.
>>142881863How even
>>142881940big watts
now this is cyclismo
>>142881863is it just me or are most bike mechanics who work at bike shops completely useless substance abusers who could never find work elsewhere? Also how did you even notice you have a problem with the cassette at first?
>>142881925she looks like your average lesbian
>>142881929nah he had the Spez S-Works Torch I think although I will also note down your recommendation
berts, quick ride in the rain or shitpost in /cyc/ watching slurpfest
>>142881945Well do report back if tightening the cassette fixes this
>>142881955It started two rides agoAnyway, I could almost untighten the casette without a chain whip
>>142881974depends on how warm it is outside
>>142881955In Germany you are only allowed to work on bikes after completing a 3,5 years bike mechanic apprenticeship (Zweiradmechatroniker)
>>142881978>Anyway, I could almost untighten the casette without a chain whipdamn
>>14288197919so pretty good
surprisingly we only had a couple of chutes
>>142881973only 2 brands make decent wide shoes, lake and bont everything else is a memealso have 238, really really decent bit on the heavy side tho
So what's /cyc/ main ride?>2010 Surly cross check>Mostly 2010's Shimano 105 >Shiny Dura Ace on frame shifters
>>142881955can confirm. the two guys who ran my local bike shop were exactly like this. One dealed with weed and was basically stoned 24/7 and the other one did a lot of speed and went completely schizo over the first covid lockdown.
>>142881990i would just stay inside and watch ze semen slurpagemaybe even drink some beer/wine
>>142881978aight nvm fucked up that the 'mechanic' managed to fuck this up but then again what do we expect from a Sl*vak
how good is urska. is pog selecting the best mother for his alien children? how hard will pog baby mog fish baby since fish got some random ogress.
>>142881974it's sunny though
So who’s fault is it that TDF got kicked out of Paris and will have to finish with a TT. No sprint. No celebration pictures. It’s like it’s not real.
>>142881955Montreal here, most of them are retards, prisoners or druggies who get into the community training bike mech programs.
Widarwinslol
>>142882023god bless
the clownsuit fits carapaz
>>142882015the children of top cyclists are almost always frauds
>>142882031it's ok pogi is clean so it's genetics doing the work.
>>142882018OL
>>142882015She's okay, but she's also a complete positionlet so she actually sucks.
>>142882031hmm disagree
>>142882023That was a really strong display, he pulled most of the race alone in the front, dropped all his oponents, chased 2 minutes on the chilean (who was 7th in GC and had a hjaelper for half the race)WIDAR truly might be the next Memco
What is he hiding?
>>142882018Coca Cola, Alibaba, Air BnB, Intel, Vusa, Toyota
>>142882015Trine has all the characteristics to birth healthy children whereas Urska looks infertile and if she manages to get pregnant somehow it will most likely be a traumatic c-section birth.
>>142882057watts inhumanas
>>142882031True. Just look at Erik And Rick Zabel
>>1428820579000 Watts
>>142882031
>>142882015Very very average. Honestly she probably wouldn't even be in the pro peloton if she didn't have the literal best training partner in the world.
>>142882052only rider in the current pedalton who is good who had a parrent who was good is grug
>>142882052t. Stefano Museeuw
>>142882078Lenny's father is olympic champion
>>142882073>>142882078
>>142882078Van Poppel is an elite lead out man.
>if i search for confirmation bias i’m right!4chan classic
would you put your finger in hannahs ass
>>142882100no that’s nasty I’d finger her pussy
Champoussin is at 1 million per year, probably arkea biggest salary
>>142882088MTB and CX does not count for shit
>>142882100I'd put my head insideand then I'd eat my way through to the brain
>>142882100I'd tickle her Couillole If you know what I mean
Lab rats doing ratty things to el rato, this is funny
>>142882019tfw missed the SOS velo clearance sale this spring. I bet that place churned out a lot of people like that
>>142882122Démare is still there, not that anyone would notice.
>>142882100yep
>>142882122Doux Jésus!
>>142882054>4 minutes on the restthat is remco-esque, reminds me of how he used to double the other juniors in races with circuits
>getting dropped by stuyvenshould be an automatic dsq
>>142882123obviously it counts for these purposes Bert
>>142882198jappe is a beast
what a save by johannessen
wouldn't it be funny if remco tries to gain time on Jonas today so he can snap 2nd place tomorrow
have the Daneberts all recovered since yesterday?
you know the pace is easy if W*ut is still there
>>142882245He said his main goal is to win tomorrow
we can not let kelderman win today
Why are we learning to bake on TDF stream
>>142882245that's what he should do if he's got the legs
>>142882267it's always a good time to learn to bake something
Only 2 more days of hearing brits butchering french words and destroying french recipes.
whatever moho's approach is, it fucking sucks
>>142882267cooking your own meals is the best path for fitness
>>142882311actually good food for once
>>142882309All my meals are eggs with cheese or beans with cheese. Love me eggs
When will pogi make "big mistake" today?
>>142882329sounds like you love cheese even more
>>142882329Eggs make me sweat like >>142880930And my crotch smells like death
>>142882329that's an interesting combo, are you vegetarian?
What happened to that 30 bananas a day Australian schizophrenic
>>142882367Just poor and lazy, but I don’t eat the pig. They eat their own shit
>>142882329i love that combo, especially with salsa and corn tortillas in various forms. And with non-dry chorizo whenever I feel fancy
chicken including the offal, mackerel and eggs all you need protein wise.
>>142882415I usually get a pack of 24 flour tortillas and get some potatoes in there with the eggs and chunky salsa or Valentina’s sauce.
Given their year, it's a miracle that Visma will probably finish this Tour without DNFs. Maybe the Teide has finally been satiated.
for me it's chicken or scampis
most normal danish people
Neilson "I'm closing the gap to Van Der Poel" Powless
>>142882466Just remembered I’m out of tortillas again. It’s joever.
does pogacar dope or cheat in some other way
all you need are coconuts and nothing else
>>142882525of coursh not :)
>>142882538he ate grapefruit, too
Does w*ut announce his retirement from professional cycling immediately after the race tomorrow or does he wait until Monday?
>>142882556First the huge contract at bora
>>142882525unironically clean
>>142882556he'll make sure to fuck over his teammates one more time this olympicshe should work for stuyven and remco
what are the chanches that someone's going to troll Cararat?
>>142882443yeah, pretty inexpensive for what it gives. I eat 1lb/day mon-fri
>Champ bussin
Here come the quicksteppers
>>142882640Gifting the win to pogi
Remking
fish in trouble!!!! remking is smelling blood in the water
Fishboy poopin his pants rn
first time I see most of these qs guys
just to be first on the descent
fish getting cooked the whole week gotta love it
WAAR IS FISHBOY
poga made jonas cry its over danes lmao
>>142882512is there a more overrated food than shrimp?
>>142882694same here. just got reminded that Moscon went to QS this year.
shall I go do hill repeats to kwab my depressions, or stay to watch the stage and drink coffee ?
>>142882725big shrimp fresh from the sea and prepared well are great
>>142882725fuck you
>>142882718she looks like cathy wood and that is deeply unfortunate
>>142882725next time you're in brazil make sure to eat shrimp bobo and then report back
>>142882757get into bed and embrace the depression
>>142882725Nah.. particularly most of shrimps are asian grown pink shit pumped full of water with no flavour.
>>142882725They hated him because he told them the truth
>>142882725Raclette
>>142882725It’s overrated, expensive even though relatively easy way to mass manufacture the IPA of shell food
>>142882757If you do hills i wont drink (7 days clear).If you stay in bed I ho to the depanneur and pass out before 12pm.Your move.
>>142882725scallops
>>142882787are you sure that's the right move?
>>142882725truffles or caviar of the top of my head
Make a new thread someone while I get some coffee long black americano without water or milk or sugar or cream (strong).
>>142882725Mmmm I sure love eating the insects of the sea, so yummy
Fun descent this. Would love to have a go with roads closed .
>>142882849no, you need to hit the hills and feel the sun on your face
>>142882874>americanoMoccamaster you mean?
>>142882829Mister, were going to have a situation over here.
>>142882731im quite happy to see my racistbro again
>>142882872caviar maybe, truffles are great though
>>142882942Americano is an espresso shot with added boiling water.
>>142882725you should try decent shrimp sometimes much better than lobster, for example
>>142882874>americano without waterso just coffee?
>>142882937yes well, it's quite clouded and humid today but I get what you mean>>142882834happily for your liver I have been encouraged to pedal, my lush leaf
>>142882984I know, but surely a norwegian knows there are better ways to get a big cup
>>142882996didn't say they're bad, just overrated
if only the canadian posted good food and women
do pro cyclists take part in meet and greets?I'm travelling to europe in september with my father and he wants pics with prosis there such a thing? as singers/actors doif this doesn't exist can I pay any of you guys to pretend to be a pro and take some pics with my dad?As long as you're white and slim he'll think you're a pro.I'll pay even more if you say you're related to wout van aert.
>>142882996lobster now THAT is overrated
>>142883069We have some of the best coffee culture in the world, but that doesn't extend to all my countrymen.
>>142883102just go to a race and hang around the team bus area
>>142882972truffles are good, don't get me wrong, but still more "overrated" than shrimp for sure.
>>142883105IE without it we cannot cope with the darkness and coldness, it's a drug same as tremadol
>>142883098100% he's a fuckin cancerHe pollutes /hoc/ all season long and now he does /cyc/.
>>142883105Big fan of the nordic trend of very lightly roasted coffee, personally. It's like you guys don't know tea exist and decided to make your coffee as tea like as possible
>>142883105grow your own beans up there in bergen, do ya?
>>142883157what's his endgame anyways?
>>142883157We'll miss him when he's gone, same as lamebert
>>142883157I like the cycling related ones
>>142883104Fun fact: The US supreme court once rules that serving lobster to prison inmates in Maine was cruel and unusual punishment.>>142883147Very true. But used to be we just drank black coffee of various kinds after the initian cappuccino invasion, but now somehow Starbucks has managed to take hold. Truly the darkest of times.>>142883180No, we sent klippfisk to Brazil for them to make Paella, then got coffee in return. Trade that's been going for a very long time.
>>142883102I guess the big races are cordoned and locked down but at the smaller races you can probably go up to a rider and ask for a picture. Worked for me.
>>142883105it’s unique but I prefer thick italian espresso’s that give heartattack
>>142883240I'm sorry to tell you bert but no.
>>142883188Stimulating lust and gluttony so the athletes of /sp/ drop their training.>>142883202No>>142883059Ok, but let me know if you don't i could use a little drinky-poo.
>>142883104agreed
>>142883216that's like saying one of these rich singaporeans who bought a lot of bordeaux at auction for his tasting room creates a strong coffee culture in SEA
>>142883309it's been working on menot today THOUGH
>>142883102yes, there are fan zones at start of races
I'm at my 4th coffee and now my left chest hurts. send hjaelp
>Tiz down>Peacock downfor FUCKS sake
>>142883367just go sit in the sauna until it's time for hill reps
>>142883102your best shot would be worlds september is not that big of a cycling month
Wasn't just for positioning. Quicksteppers out for blood.
>Via Vuelta to the World Championships?An Olympic gold medal would make Van der Poel's list of achievements even more complete than it already is. He will get a unique chance to do so in Paris. Only then will he decide what the run-up to the World Championships in Switzerland will look like. It is still open which competitions fit into that. It could possibly be the European Road Championships in Hasselt, Belgium. "That is still a question mark," says the Alpecin-Deceunink rider. "The Vuelta a España was also still a possibility. It still is. But we kept that open until after the Games."You guys enjoyed grug z2 in the tour? How about the same in the vuelta?
>>142883325Do these villages not have new houses or are new buildings forced to match the style of old ones?
new thread >>142883379new thread >>142883379new thread >>142883379
>>142883432forced to match style
>>142883432Building new houses is quite hard, but they'll have to match anyway
>>142883367try to counterbalance it with some strong liquor
>>142883279I know it's bad my favorite is Liban which is even thicker but the taste is so raw very nice
>>142883102If you cycle over France/Italy/Spain you're bound to run in with some conti pros training, they wont be used to taking pictures though
Biological grandfather status; met and he's based.
>>142873598it is from all the fatigue cycling does to the body not from lack of sunscreen ur funny lol
>>142875936Bring back giga-MVDP
>>142883102Just go to a post-tdf criterium, they are made for that
ah yes it's Alberto "I pick Landa for the win" Pistolero
