Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 20Nice - Col de la Couillole132.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 19:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-19-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-20/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV13:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142868714
>>142883379Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
FUCK WOUT
total dopeur mort
>>142883459
>>142883379Thanks Vlad
Which riders are pictured in related?
Moscon heard that Girmay is close to OTL
Used a trackpad so bare with me
>>142883470Shit grip. Hes clearly a horrible shot.
>>142883506would be based
>>142883521
Will lance squeak again today?
need to thin down this lead group. get rid of them frauds
>>142883500What kind of superhero is Wyoming Kid?
>>142883598Did the french Bert ever deliver, or did he blow us off?
>W*UT
>>142883618Of course no, there is no american up front
>>142883618George will get another beating from him when the cams are off for sure
dad (Rog fan) squeaking about Pog
>>142883557seriously, what does she do? why is she always so "busy"?She just posts pics of herself sitting around house in bibs and socks
Yep, gym time. I think I will catch the grande finale.>>142883701Kek, comfy.
>>142883648claimed he could not get there due to road closure or some such nonsense
>>142883634only after the race is over
>>142883717
>>142883717didn't you connect the dots? she's an escort. I wonder how much the gfe with abb costs
>>142883717why is she always in cycling clothes but never rides
>>142883768>gfe with abb?
>>142883717>>142883768
>>142883771She rides, just not very well.
>>142883717I wonder does Bert still follow her and sneer in disgust at each post. Obviously he cannot comment since he has been banned for life from all platforms for being such a menace.
me (KUSS fan) squeaking about j*nas
>>142883801>Activate Windows
I'm still pissed that I couldn't visit the grand depart when it was in D*sseldorf. THERE WAS EVEN A KRAFTWERK CONCERT GOD DAMN IT!
>>142883801>>142883717I might be coping but I don't find her attractive at all. I know that she's objectively good looking but I'm just repulsed by her.
>>142883727Sad
Powless nearly at Pogi and Grug's level
Will pogi pace remco to drop jonas?
>>142883801https://ridemeister.cc/ridemeisters/puck-moonen/we should sponsor one of our wattmonster berts to go on a ride with her and blow her doors off
>>142883855it's all the negative connotation surrounding her, if she was just some random girl that you know of irl, you'd probably think she's attractive.
>>142883795"girlfriend experience" would be my guess for gfe. "abb"... all but bedroom?
>powerless
>>142883855you're right, I don't find her attractive either
Powerless will never catch that group
hello where is water
>>142883904no
>>142883900>>142883926I don't understand hanging out between groups like he always does. Bro, you missed the break, just accept it
>>142883801>Activate WindowsPlease use Debian
>>142883795escortspeak >>142883801that's just smoke and mirrors, she's constantly around race tracks or Dubai and very "busy" while doing nothing and yet keeping an apparently expensive lifestyle. It's not hard really, plenty of IG "models" do it
>>142883940Be careful what you ask for
where the river go?
>Church bell at 4:39 pm
WHEN YOU FEEEL SOOO POWERLESS WHAT ARE YOOOOUUUUGOOOONA DOOOOOO?
Bert let's talk about this, why ASO started to hate long mountain stages?
>>142883557kek
I mean they aren’t pushing that hard
>>142883802the amount of rides does not correspond with the amount of instagram posts
>>142883984>>142883981
>>142883981so the river went squishhhhhhh
>>142883749I gain more elevation by just getting out of my village
>>142883984slurped up by the new engineers and doctors adding to the population of southern franzia
Now that the dust has (almost) settled, what was their point in this LE tour?
>>142883958he didn't miss the break, he got dropped like a hot turd by big jappe
>>142883749grim
>>142884011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTTpgLhQUYQStrong rain in 2020.
>>142883801Do I need to wear protection for this?
>>142883717>why is she always so "busy"?being an insta slut is hard work you bigot
>>142884019Grug is leadout man for sprint train that won 3 stagesWout is just injured and obviously out of form.
>>142884019Grug training and the odd leadout. Wout just too weak to do anything (SAD)
>>142884019Grug did one really nice leadout for Jappe I guess.
>>142884019other riders that belong on this listBernalMohoricLapeiraTillerTurnerPoelsLenny MartinezMatthews
>>142884019Training and leadout duties for Matje (success), training, hjælping, and stage victories for Woutje (abject failure)
>no hair tuffs out of pogs helmet todaywhat did he mean by this?
>>142883911You want /cyc/ to gift money to Puck? Horrible.
>>142884090hey how did you get roster of my veloteam
>>142884062grug was MIA in most leadouts
>>142884090Entire Bahrain really.
>>142884094He's taking Lance's advice and trying not to draw attention to himself
>>142884120horrible tour, esp after last yearLike Lidl-Trek, they are reduced to fighting desperately for a top-10 GC spot
>>142884090Geraint Thomas can also be added>I'm going to try and win a stageold fart could be enjoying a cold beer right now
>>142883924>>142883795anal bareback, as some recent exams she posted publicly would suggest is part of the menu
>>142884090Pidkek needs to be added
>>142884160why would you go raw into that, trying to catch aids?
>>142884090All of decathlon ag2r
last 40km of real tdf
keldermeme making sure he doesn't have the legs to win on the last climbsmart, gotta keep that record
>>142884171Thomas "I'm going to compete for the GC" Pidkek
>>142884169luv a good cote de bouef je
>>142884208Thomas "nobody tells me what to do" Pidcuck
>>142884221I wish he could lose the XC but these guys are all fraud
The UWT team kwab powerranking top three>1. Ineos>2. Bahrain>3. AG2R
Just remembered FDJ is in this race
>>142884182sometimes the sexual risk is just as good as the sex. You need the gambling gene to understand that
>>142884214
SHIMANO moment
>>142884244you didn't witness all those pointless attacks by Madouas launching out of G3
>Spectators offering the traditional gift of a newborn baby to the peloton, but no takers.First time Bob Roll made a comment I actually enjoyed
>>142884090Bernal is the worst of those. I really don't understand why he came here when he was getting some decent results and was supposedly targeting Vuelta GC. Especially when he already rode so many races before. He already has over 60 race days.
When you see Gaudu it’s because dropped out of the peloton
>>142884272Pull fodder for the pull train
>>142884244nah I am aware. Every stage full of shots like this
>>142883717>Kushvaah1891 Anyone need to white and long road? <3 :o
>>142884090please don't post my team
>>142883717bushi "derek" gee shooting his shot
which Vismoid is working? Tratnik for Wilco?
VOLTA FEVER
Fatnik goes
Remco gonna attack or what? gut this fish he's about to crack
>>142884271Poor baby forced to watch the most boring TdF :(
>>142883911very nicehow much?
>>142884324doesn't seem like fatnik wants to work for keldermeme
>>142884340this is more bleak than that macedonian neet
imagine getting a big sniff out of there
>race so lame I'm already at my 3rd wankat least we get to see beautiful scenery
>>142884340you LIED to memy mistake for ever trusting a leaf
>>142884379>>142884380situation getting grim at /cyc/, especially for penultimate TdF stage in the mountains
>vismoids attacking eachother and not just sacrificing one to pull control room asleep?
>>142883911send me i have 200ftpi will destroy this stupid bich
>>142884421PPATTT, they are no longer using radios
>>142884410Sorry.. i mean you're still in front of your screen
>lmaoing @ W*ut (again)
I cannot believe the amount of fine women at the side of the road this year. Is cycling now the sport for women?
>>142884430what are they using then? anal morse code?
>>142884459carrier pigeon
Soler dood.
Really hate PissmaYou have two guys in front, just fucking sacrifice the weakest one to pull the break
>>142884446Netflix effect
>>142884446It's the sport for white people here in france
I put the spacer back on and spent last xy minutes relimiting and reindexing but I think it has been a success (for now).Now time to watch my boy TRAMADOL score sum fucking wins
Vamos Richard
>>142884486maybe. it's for sure different from previous years. I've been paying attention.
>>142884488thought that was Rugby?!
>>142884494Fuck, made me remember my shifter cable died and I need to do it
Kek I love this fucker.
>>142884517Watched France NZ in a pub in Nice a few years ago. Great night out. Rowdy as fuck.
>>142884517Actually popular in different regions. Rugby is more south west and cycling is more britany, north and south est
based Soler doing one last bait attack to make the jumbos waste energy
Soler back from the grave
>>142884531>having cables in the year 2024NGMI
>w*ut in the gruppetokek what a kwak
Lol this little cunt
>>142884494
>>142884446at least post the evidence
SOLERISM
They're tempting pogi
>>142884566Bert,please, can you be gay elsewhere
I miss Roger being here
>>142884596 use your eyes. my laptop died because I was screenshotting too much
>Be a normal person>Buy a bike from bike shop>Ride for a few weeks, iron out slight issues with indexing and fit>Maintain bike and enjoy years of trouble-free ridingAlternatively>Be Bertacek>Buy ridiculous bike with such aberrantly-oversized geometry that bike designers would never imagine such a thing would actually be purchased>Maintain bike via combination of Slovakian mechanics and drunken home maintenance>Refuse to perform even basic preventative maintenance such as cleaning drivetrain>Constantly have mechanical issues>Blame these on big watts
Grug is going to do the vuelta btw
>all these gamesthey will get caught won't they?
>>142884552I was in a bar in Dublin when Thierry Henry hand-raped Ireland.Rowdy as fuck.
>>142884629>people tell him to put on the spacerand he just didn't, the madman
>RIP SuspenseNever has a sign been truer.
>>142884630Probably getting a massive paycheck.
>>142884433unlike you I will follow through on me commitments Though
>>142884666I DID put it on, then the sl*vakian menace put it away (and didn't even return it, but I had a spare).
>RIP SUSPENSEhehe
>>142884630might actually try to go for the jersey to tick it off his to do list
3 minutesgetemfookin getem
>genocidal flagoh oh, are the sandy terrorists getting mad at the le tour?
I saw a Talahon on a Canyon Grail today. Probably stole that thing.
no way tête wins this, hope remco does something
Richie gonna attaque and go solo to win on the final climb
I could've gone on a 70 mile group grabel ride this morning but decided to watch this trash
>3'c'mon remking, fucking kill the fish
>Mas leading downhillRIP
>>142884751rookie mistakerides are always better than watching cycling
>>14288475170 miles are 112 km :)
why is soudal gifting this stage to pog??>>142884762
Cam on Enric Mas
>>142884788maybe he has an agreement with pog
>Group Martinget that shit off my screen. fuck sake why is it there
>>142884788Remco had a blood bag left, might as well use it
>>142884768he chonky
pogi said he'd let the break winbut remking didn't
>>142884803ThisIt's Group GESCHKE FFS!
>>142884723grug winning in portugal would be a sight
ynr Gaudu beating Vingegaard up today's finish
I really really want Pog to catch these cunts
How come guys like Armstrong, Vino still have very good skin in their 50s while that guy from Bora and others have that leathery, wrinkled spotty skin? Is it genetic?
>>142884836kwabbing pissma is always a net positive to Karma, no matter what. They know what they are doing
CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO is the JALABERT is of this generation
>>142884910sunscreen, unironically
>finally less that 25°>90% humidityt-thanks...
>>142884910Unironically because nowadays riders wear their sunglasses all the time. Prevents your body from adjusting for sunlight, also increases your chance for skin cancer.
>>142884958Does UV coming in contact with the eyes help the skin regulate itself? I didn't know that, that's pretty interesting
>>142884910Armstrong is looking sort of haggard these days, plus him and Vingo are probably go to anti-aging clinics who give you test and HGHlow dosing HGH is literally the fountain of youth
>>142884958https://www.thejournal.ie/sunglasses-sun-protection-skin-cancer-debunked-5477157-Jun2021/
>>142885034I just rebunked it.
>>142884999no
yawnsee you in the olympics road race
>>142885034>It's debunked because...it just is, ok?Have fun killing yourself
>>142884999nah, that is bs. Just wear sunscreen
>>142885102volta is next week
>>142884723I've said this before, what a stupid route
POGACAR will be EVENEPOEL's gregario pulling him away from FISHMAN
>>142885106facts don't care about your feefees neger>Verification not required.
Pogis brother and his friends are all drunk kek
>>142884910So the sun damages the skin, that's a fact, but I'm a firm believer that it's still 90% genetics that decide if someone looks young or old at a certain age.
>>142885106>It's true because... it just is, ok?
>>142884958>also increases your chance for skin cancer.source?
>>142885124I was thinking the same actually
Just wear a big enough ciclismo cap so your face is always in a shade
>>142885124That'd make me so fucking hard, pog and memco ride away together, fuck fishboy and take the stage
remgod gonna chop suey soon
>>142885116> EauDIETHYLAMINO HYDROXYBENZOYL HEXYL BENZOATEPHENOXYETHYL CAPRYLATEC12-15 ALKYL BENZOATEDIBUTYL ADIPATEDICAPRYLYL CARBONATEMETHYLPROPANEDIOLBIS-ETHYLHEXYLOXYPHENOL METHOXYPHENYL TRIAZINEPHENYLBENZIMIDAZOLE SULFONIC ACIDDIMETHICONEETHYLHEXYL TRIAZONETROMETHAMINEVP/EICOSENE COPOLYMERPEG-100 STEARATEGLYCERYL STEARATESODIUM STEAROYL GLUTAMATESTEARYL ALCOHOLExtrait D'Etoile Des DunesETHYLHEXYLGLYCERINGLYCERINGomme De XanthanePARFUMBENZYL ALCOHOLISOEUGENOLTOCOPHEROL1393v0Buddy I don't know, I think I'll stick to shea butter
>>142885106it's complete bullshit, there's not some secret barrier your body can put up that stops UV rays from causing DNA damage
>>142884924Carapaz green jersey soon
>>142885151>>142885124>>142883904
literally just ride at night
>>142884999Nice trips. Perception of sunlight has an influence on the secretion of melatonin (actually sunlight decreases the secretion, because melatonin causes sleepiness), but not on melanin pigments, which are supposed to protect skin against UVs, but also dry the skin.
>>142885146>I responded with an epic /pol/ reply that means I win this argument.. might even post a basedjack that makes you look like a tranny and me like a chad
>>142885152This. I always wear my sombrero when I'm out for a ride.
>Roubion>Couillole>FripounièreLe Sud c'est chaud!
>>142885162use titanium and zinc oxides
>>142885175I'd be dead within a month
>>142885183based matteo
>>142885144you're a firm believer based on what?fucking dude bro science retard you people need to be shot down
>>142885162Gonna avoid Dihydrogen Monoxide as well?
>>142885106this shit is why euroids (esp germans) always get absolutely fried by the sun when they visit down here
>>142885192>use titanium and zinc oxidestitanium oxide is extremely toxicstick to zinc
>>142885200AYAYAYAYAYAYYY
>>142885183Canellas you BASTARDI still remember
>>142885206Letting this amount of chemicals boil on my skin for hours on end doesn't sound too good.
>>142885162have fun fucking up your skin no cap
TOTAL V*SMA DEATH
>>142885175Did 185kms in a day in Cuba some years ago.Last 35kms were in pitch dark downhill route with locals not expecting gringos on bikes driving fast.Dont know how we made it out alive.
>>142885208my English friend's mum visited when we were living in LA and we went on a hike together — she was red as a lobster because she insisted on only using a 5 SPF lotion
They should have extended the stage downhill and finish here
oh forgot you don't actually watch the race, or the superior RAI coverage
>>142885255Factor 20 bronzer yes sir. Just gimme that sun
>Berts don't know about lunar radiation.
>Ingredients: Grass-Fed Beef Tallow, Organic Jojoba Oil, Aloe Vera Butter, Non Nano-Zinc Oxide
do you think autismbert is protecting his skin right now in the goober desert right now
>>142885255yeah bright red brits is a classici don't even know if you can easily find stuff that isnt spf50+ here
>>142885229>You need to lather a mixture of pharmaceutic chemicals on your skin everytime the sun's out else you just DIE okay?
>>142885255my litlle sister is so pale that she needs at least 60spf lotion when visiting anything south of Freiburg or she'll be fried instantly.
>>142885162>shea butterwait until you learn about its constituents and their chemical names
>>142885285They are just hoping lycanthropy will provide some more hair on their heads.
>>142885303they don't use seed oils in Mongolia so he's safe
>>142885201Have you seen the picture of the truck driver who had one side damaged by sun? It's clearly sun damage, but have you ever seen a truck driver who looks like this? Man, you can stand all day at a truckstop and you won't see a truck driver with such a face. So this guy had a genetic disposition to age like milk when exposed to the sun.
>>142885278for me? tizit's just that I'm not paying is allHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142885325>but have you ever seen a truck driver who looks like this?yes, all the time
>>142885325please Bert, this is so unscientific
>>142885315>drinking bleach is the same as drinking water because you can express both in the form of chemical names
Imagine going down 90km/h on those turns
>>142885362I'd rather not.I'm a descentlet.
lmao
>>142885356Drawing your conclusions from a black swan is unscientific.
you just know soler would win this somehow if the break got it
Proper brits saying cuï-yolleWhen it's Couille-ole.
>>142885313nah, just if you are out in direct sunlight for extended periods of time. Never doing it is just as retarded or even more than doing it 100% of the time
>>142885362my pant's would smell really bad after the 2nd turn :(
>>142885362Recently my fork started wobbling like crazy when braking sharply, I would die on these descends
camon Landa set some fackin pace
>>142883618No
stop with the Martin cam please
>>142885390dude we don't know about the sun causing DNA damage and skin cancer from one random truck driver
>>142885405*pants
Quickstep really closing down the gap?are they stupid or something
>>142885409Tighten your steerer
QUICKSTEP INFERNAL PACE
Lenny Martinez really has the KOM here?
TFD (TOTAL FISH DEATH) INCOMING
fact: czech'ems are the most powerful race in cyclismo
>>142885437It's not steerer related but that was my first impulse as well. I think the brake rotor is bent a bit.
>>142885449not for long
>>142885449ynr lenny is still in this race
Joseba HIRT gonna do his signature 60 seconds pull
>>142885434would you rather have a kelderman win?
SLUUUUUURP
>stuyven still thereIf he's slaving for wout it's a crime
SOVL
when is something cool gonna happen? this stage is boring as fuck
>>142885486i would rather we not get another lame ass >pogiwinslol
>>142885490kek I said the same to my friends earlierwout should work for him and remco
can remking win
what if this is for a Landismo attack?
>ineosMERDA
How are you fighting for a top 5 and getting dropped with Castroviejo
>>142885496chasing down an elite break is not lame
Based Soler.
rodriguez cannoo really got exposed
SOLAR doing his best ALMEIDA impression
soler poor diesel today
>>142885536it is when you are just gifting Pogi free stages
>>142885536>bruno armrail>elitebaka
i need to take a shit
>+2m38spogacar is washed up fraud
any of you make your own snacks for rides? like race cakes and shit?
reminder that this was the climb where GODU beat Jonas in Paris-Nice
>>142885575Just took a nice sloppy wet one myself
>>142885574no he is not elite. that's why he is dropped
>>142885581handful of dried cherries in the final bottle innit
>>142885581Yes
>>142885449No it's Richie Porte PN 2017
>>142885581rice cakes i meant
>>14288557510 ks to go Hold the line
Tobias pretty strong, 2 days after a chute
>>142885617
>>142885635I make EF's oat bars, they're good
>>142885581Yeah oatmeal bars with honey and nutsAlso great for hiking
someone explain to me how derrek gee is so good right now
>>142885617thats a tasty baguette frenchie
>>142885581was getting hopes high for tratnik, forgetting he is the tiniest little squeaker
>>142885617Excellent choix. Le seul qui vaille d'ailleurs.
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE MAS NICOLAU
gonna have a cheeky wank, reckon I can last the rest of the stage
>>142885423I wrote in my comment that I'm not denying that you stupid shart. I can spot sun damage very well on people. I'm saying it's mostly genetics that decide if you look like Aldag or Armstrong at 50. The average smoker doesn't look like the crassest skin damage warnings on the package either, and then you have people like Brad Pitt who look better than people who never touched a cigarette.... anyway, let's focus on the cycling.
Vamos EnricVamos Richie
Based Carapaz
>>142885659I hate /hoc/ poster, but thats a perfect pair.GG Hans.
ULLE WAR SAUBER
>ULLE WAR SAUBERBASED SIGN
kelderman securing another top 10 for the record
ULLE WAAR SAUBER
ULLE WAS CLEANULLE WAS CLEANULLE WAS CLEAN
BASED BASED BASED
>>142885677Saucisson > Jambon
Mas got this
>>142885709This has to be Nicebert
ULLE WAR SAUBERULLE WAR SAUBERULLE WAR SAUBERULLE WAR SAUBER
>>142885660they look good, ill try them tomorrow
If everybody is not clean then everybody is clean.
>>142885709Legweak could never
>>142885709maybe once a week when he washed it under the foreskin
>>142885709my kingi kneel....
>ULLE WAR SAUBERCan anyone please webm?
>>142885709if it's on the telly, it's true, doesn't matter if it's a handwritten cardboardsorry, i don't make the rules
Mas panicking because he has no wheel to suck
Carapaz has this, fantastic
imagine a MAS attack
>>142885709>ja das war sicherlich nicht der fall wie es da gerade standcuck commentators
>>142885742Whats up with Slafkovsky?He better be training hard and not downing pils all day long.
>>142885669sponsor p*rchased some rounder wheels
>>142885772>10k to go>Only 2 minutes leadPogiwinslol
>>142885709based
suprised that mas and cararat is not riding in circles around eachother
>>142885781kek typical g*m*n
>>142885784You should ask Berts from Slovakia this. They would know more
LANDISMO
They slurping. 50 year old Fuglsang just got dropped.
Landismo time
>>142885728Trop gras.
Roasted fish time
>>142885778MASsive attack
the whole throwing your bottles thing is the most cringy part of this "sport"
>>142885781>watching ÖRRreally your own fault
>>142885709KING
Pogi is letting it go today
when is remco going
Can the top 3 just go?I just want Landismo vs /elite/
>from fighting for the win to fighting for the podiumconstant pain being a Jonasbro this year
TOTAL JOANS DEATH NOW
>>142885844>devil v. elitecarapacov's got this in a bag, sorry
allay matteo
YATESI already saving himself for the La Vuelta
>>142885781lame ass nerds. Italians would never about Pantani
Lool Vingegaard
>>142885827>t. gras appeuré de paris
landa brutale
HAHAHAH fish thought hes getting a bottle from soler
>>142885878She looks like she's 14 you freak
>>142885895Love his climbing style
>>142885878Get help
jonas doing a little trolling?
>>142885878ToT
trying to get some UAE Juice
why is Memco riding for Pogi
>>142885878She's 12 you sick fuck
Based hjælper Soler
>>142885709yes
SOLER MOST TRSUTFUL DOMESTIQUE
Why would Remco ever want to go to Ineos or Bora after this Tour
based Soler, great domestique moments
Landa took 30s in 500m
based fishboy
>>142885901Looks younger than that
KILL THE FISH
Elite group
>>142885878this is a kid...
JONAS STEALING WATER FROM UAE
>>142885878and then we call belgians pedos>>142885891webm?
Fishman about to go thermonucleaire (perhaps backwards)
>>142885878:)
just deposited my fourth domoulin of the morning into the wout
Jonas just wanted to try that UAE "last bottle"
Pogacar being forced to win here
>>142885892>t. grassouillet de vancouvers
>>142885878mister holm?
yes yes yescatch the rat catch the rat catch the rat
>>142885781you're such cucks
>>142885943Nah soler put Jonas' hand away and drenched Pog instead
did he just try to take pogi's bottle
>>142885943that was so cute ahahwas it serious or a joke?because afterwards I think Pog proposed him the last bits of its water
remco doesnt look too fresh
Doesn't look like I have missed a whole lot.
make a webm of jonas trying to get the bottle. i missed it
Col du cul. Pogi is going to win?
>another full gas pacing with tailwind to bait the twitter w/kg autistkek
>>142885984pls pay attention
>>142885978bottom of the barrel ((juice))
Pog is going to win without even trying...
>>142885949I just posted a pic, you guys are projecting
ATTAQUE DE RAT
>>142885959sneaky Dutch tactics
remco needs 2mins thats too much pogi didnt even get 2mins
Ok, I'm picking Mas for the Vuelta
MAS looking strong
Mas actually looking good
MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO
weak ass attack fr fr
is there a bigger KWAB in cycling than Mas
MAS gonna do the MAS classic - Lose 5 minutes in 1 minute
nice attack rembitch
Landaesque attack
>rat "attacks">nothing happens kek every single time
the boys
more like memcant
>>142885994i went downstairs to get a snack. nothing happened all stage so i assumed it was sage
Vingegaard level attack
>sending elite to the frontokaypogiwinslol
Landaesque
Almost an allez omi opi moment
come one poggler, lose some foken stages
what is going on
Just go Pog.
Landa deserves better
uh oh
and now, we slurp
evenekwak
Jonas-bro I can't watch this...
CMON REMKING KILL THE FISH GO BALLS TO THE WALLS
nice "attack" there memeco
uh oh g2 syndrome
DIESEL
what did you guys think of that evenepoel attack
lmfao memco attack
Thanks Remco
Pogi asking elite to pace for the next remco attack
jorgenson pas normal these past few days
Business idea: One, Wout needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Wout''s not in the gruppeto, all the other riders should be asking "Waar is Wout"?
Almeida taking 4th place
>>142886083>I can't fuel for multiple mountains stages
almeida working for evenepoel again. Home
>>142886088>Woutliterally WHO??
as long as Jorgenson is there you know the pace is not really that insane
>>142885943>>142885959>>142885976>>142885978>>142885984>>142885997>>142885994here, not the best quality sorrycould you confirm that Pog proposed its bottle to Fish after he drank a little bit?
>>142886078She could be 16 you sick fuck
Pogacar could easily get the win...
>>142886089Already was, and is going to take time tomorrow too
Noo Landismo
>>142886103lmao
>>142886089landa had to put 1min today on Almeida to get 4th because of the TT tomorrow
>>142886103>stickybottling
>>142886089with the TT it wasn't even going to be close
>>142886103lol
>>142886099>he said as Jorgenson was dropped
>>142886111he is being nice
>>142886088>Great, great. Just leave them right there on the floor on your way out.
>>142886103what a dirty fish thief
>>142886083they will harvest kuss and create the ultimate usa rider next year
>>142886103his bottle*also sorry for the watermark at the end
oi oiwilco banterman
RARE mas attack
>>142886144pogi tried to give vinge the bottle later
Jonas should attack
If Poggi gets the win today it's a BIG MISTAKE
>>142886135then why is Almeida pulling
this is uncharted Karma territory, I'm not sure Poh should win, UNLESS he helps memco kill the fish, which is what I think he's going for with the /elite/ pull
>>142886138fish needs water..
The three top guys closing in a break by minutes at at time on the final climb? How delightfully fresh, perhaps a Pogacar attack now to complete this riveting entertainment
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAFUCK YOU REMCO
Remfraud
HERE WE GO
>>142886158heh...
remco dead
>flicking elbowlmao
>memco
>memeco attaque
>>142886158>jonas>attackgood one
REMBITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's with guys like Vlasov, Almeida, Mas and having almost no punch
CAM ON FISHMAN
>Evenepoop
>>142886156it was just for cooling, so he could probably spare some to water the fish
fish bluffzoomer btfo
failco lel
>kwabco
Remco overdosed on hopium
FISH FLICKING ELBOW HAHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING FISHBOY ARRRRRRRRGGGGG
FRAUDCO EVENINGPOOL
>>142886193all of those guys have decent punch, you're just comparing them to the pas normal gc guys and or pure puncheurs
Kek Pog not working.
GROW SOME BALLS DOPACAR
Its remcover.
flsh elbow KEK
Good guy Jonas giving Pogi the win
>>142886193Almeida has a nice sprint actually, he's just bad at changing pace in big climbs
rembros
>>142886226
Jonas seethinghe must be feeling good
why is pogi pulling
this is a fun finish
SUPREME Karma Load Management from pog, a masterclass
Remco is clearly not ready to be in the same discussion as the other top riders
>>142886240Back to where is likes it best: sucking on a wheel.
pogatcher clearly out of matches
>>142886240No spoilers
should’ve just done all in TT lol
I mean, I don't blame him, he doesn't have a feeling for that with top dogs, shot his shot and got scolded, lessons were learned.
Remcos attacks are so pathetic lolHe always looks over his shoulders multiple times during his so called attacks instead of going all out. He literally dies this ALL the time
pogi looking back for his boy remco
>trying to casually drop a double tour winner like thatmemco has still much to learn
Come on pogo go thermonucléaire for the lulz
Pog total attack at 2km
pogi may as well work with jonas, not like he's gonna take much time off him anyway if he does win
>>142886258talking abit too much shit tho, nice to see him get kwabbed
>it's another pogiwinslol stage
>>142886271pogi like remco more than V*sma
Poggi isgifting this stage holy shit
This is a tactical mistake from Jonas
PURE SOVL FROM VINGO
pog going to get a tongue lashing from his buttbuddy
Lol Pog is forcing Vingego to lead him? What cuck behaviour by the dane. Doing all the work for the yellow jersey whose soundly defeated you.
>>142886260he isn't confident enough in his abilities to just go. he always looks to see who is following, what is happening, etc. he just needs to GO
looking forward to the pending hemco seethe
Jonas doing the only thing he can for a stage wintire Pogi for the sprint
based carapaz
remco could just sit up and lose 2 minutes. save the legs for tomo
>>142886293Kek, right on time
It was worth a shot from memco
memco is closing
Based fucking CarapazBest part about this tour
Fantastic wheelsucking from Mas.
sovlful carapaz attack
>>142886293CAM AN SQUEAKERS
now this is cyclissimo
HEEEEEEEEY
>>142886270it's inevitable, isn't it
he seething, moto tried to assassinate our brave boy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>142886291thats what happens when you start cycling at 19 instead of 10 yo>memrage now
It's ok, Remco wins tomorrow
seethe king
remco just needs more time
Jonas looking goodif only the TDF was 4 weeks.....
Heh Remco is still young
>>142886291Yeah it's absurd. How does he think he can drop these guys if he looks over his ducking shoulders twice?It's not like he has anything to lose lolIt's hard to understandHe literally cracked himself again lol
MANLET RAGE
jonas was held back by the clown jersey
>Mas
>worky worky fishy fishy
Vingegaard might be the goat cuck. He's always playing domestique for his only rival.
>>142886342>KOM fraud debuff
kek the morocco flag
fingerguard goomblers feasting well
Vingo will attack again
Carapaz should wait and jump 700m from the line
Gr. Almeida and Gr. Landa about to become Gr. Sovl
we in 2021
phil liggett says tadej will concede the stagebob roll says he will eat a cowboy hat if tadej gifts the stage
>pogs tuff is out>pig tuff is OUToh oh
CAM ON RICHARD
Pogi should go for it and close the gap to Cav by one more win.
Carapaz is a great KOM winner
>>142886366>phil liggetti couldn't imagine listening to that clownwatch the eurosport stream and listen to based kirby and friends
Time is a circle
Camon Jonas! Go go go! Dig deep for tuna power!
>>142886373this
pogi wants the sprint rematch? Should just go past
CAM ON CARAPATH
did Pogi pay Memco to pull for him today
CAM ON JONASDO IT FOR TRINE
>>142886376Kino
cararat memery
>>142886373I am so happy for CarapazDid you know in spanish his name translates to Peaceful Face :3
>memco is going to lose a minute
pogi barely breathing
>ratapaz
Jonas got the sex buff from Trine yesterday
based carapaz tho
KWAB
carapaz done
>>142886376was about to post this, really good
pogi looks dead
Rat ded
>1>11>111ebin sexts
based moto brute
based moto
Kam on Rato score so FUCKING watts
Pushed spectators kino
This is your Champs Élysees finish /cyc/
Quintana attack inbound
CAM ON JONAS
POGI
Pog is going to let Vingegaard win to show how "tough" his comeptition is, bookmark this
jesus
>>142886435KWAB
what a joke, lel
what the fuck is Pogacar doing
ahahaha justice given to runners
Embarrassing really.
KEK! Based Pogi
lel no gifts from THE GOAT
POGOG
>>142886435kwab
ez
someone webm those guys getting shoved by the moto
kek BEEP BEEP fishboy
BIG MISTAKE
Top kek
That was gentle
ITS SO OVER FOR VSMA
Dopage wins!
>20m in 2 seconds
wellatleast he tried
RAID THAT UAE BUS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
NO GIFTS
Tick tock Cav
good, gifting a stage win is fucking dumbif you're the best you take what you can
remco more like rem-ko lol
Lol. Lmao
Vingegaard gave him the elbow wave to let him know he could take the victory. What a bitch.
royally fucked kek
huge by Carapaz to stick with them so long after being in the break, he really might have podiumed if he came in at this level
Pas normal
pog is such a fucking goofball
P O G IOGI
ATTAQUE DE POGACAR
>>142886439I bookmarked this, now what?
fish seething
LANCE GONNA FR[squ]EAK
lmao what a competitive sprint
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGET FUCKED REMCHUD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Remco enabled the fish getting kwabbed again atleast
could have taken a minute really
fish is COOKED
>>142886487The morale winner of the race desu
wow le ebin poggers dominance is totally normal and so much fun
Did anyone notice the Danish flag falling on the road as Pogi crossed the line?
The Rat was good today. Good effort.
remco just baited fish into wasting more matches, and he fell for it
vingegaard didn't even try to sprint, but he gained time on evenepoel so good day for him
6 Giro stages5 Tour stages
mega diesel performance by yatesi
>>142886482How can people expect one to gift stages at the biggest race in the world? Ridiculous, it's not a local crit race
why do they pretend remco is even close to jonas and pogi's level?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHE'S MAKING FUN OF HIM
Poogacar, the villain of cycling
>>142886509
>>1428865316 Tour stages soon
beautiful symbolism of the d*nish flag falling to the dirty floor as pogachar rides away to fill his hand with victory
>>142886531watch him win the TT
5th stage for Tadej this Tour Jonas is at 4 stages total
BIG BIG mistake by pogacar
Normal.Normal is fine.
>>142886549Lmao
>>142886536Belgioids control ciclismo media
>>142886554Pottery.
>>142886547He's not going to win tomorrow, will probably just freewheel in the downhill
>>142886554KINOINO
Considering going to the last stage tomorrow, should I do it?
Lightwork
>>142886554pottery
>>142886556Well, Lance gifted a stage to Pantani and look how that turned out
Jalabert thinks he should have gifted it to Jonas
>winning bad
>>142886549Cinema
ALERT POGI IS ACTUALLY SWEATINGBREAKING NEWS
It looked like he didn't even want to win, he just happened to be the first up the climb without even trying
>>142886554Ouf!
>>142886554the fall of denmark
>>142886562truly the jews of cycling
>>142886549floor? you ameritards are not the brightest
>>142886487Could have go for yellow if didn't collect mountain pts
>>142886554lmao
>>142886554how much contempt did Poggers feel seeing that flag pathetically plop to the ground?
>25 years old>already halfway towards cavenshit's recordimagine spending a whole decade and a half stroking that manx bastard's cock and then the GOAT snatches it away from him within five years, whole of Britain on suicide watch
>>142886568Yes, you see everyone, even if they do nothing but stare into distance while srunched on the bike.
why arent all the other guys from UAE as strong as pogi? shouldnt they get the same juice?? doesnt this crush the juice theory?
Pogi spitting in the face of everyone complaining yesterday.>Lance seething>Teejay seethingahahahaah
>>142886554DENMARK HAS FALLEN
>>142886554Total danecuck destruction
>>142886576Jalabert is a moronJonas and Pogi should never EVER gift eachother anything
>>142886531it's a perfect season so far for him
>>142886554nice netflix script
>>142886615Agree
top 10
>>142886608I ride for she
>>142886479Where is he? Will he miss cutoff time?
>>142886603Maybe the GC man gets a special cycle the helpers don't get for that exact reason of hiding things
How do they always find Joao at the end of the stage?
>adam yates above rodriguez now
>>142886603pogi just wants it more
Jean Galfione looking good
thank fuck the tourists will be gone after tomorrow
>>142886598Cav had 20 at the same age
Kussenesque
When was the last time a tour ended with a time trial? I thought they stopped doing that when people bitched about Lemond
Can't wait to hear lance seething
Vingegaard would have never wanted a gifted stage.
So we all agree remco gets the KWAB of the day award?>make your team pace all day>try our pathetic attack that lasts like 20 meters>get dropped
>>142886615This desu. Gifting stages to “lesser” riders like Contador did with Tiralongo and Rujano is fine, but it’s kinda lame between riders like Vingegaard and Pogacar
>>142886618Based moto excessive force
Best non-domestique one minute behind Yatesi
>>142886616Nick Schultz and Narvaez are the goats of cycling clearly
>>142886531pas normal
>Carlitokwab
>>142886651you answered your own questionnot since that Lemond win in Paris
>>142886627it's >xer>>142886626he didn't want to, but simply was played into taking this stage
>>142886649KUSS sepp would have followed
>>142886649>"bye bitch, lol"
>>142886649If you look closely you can see him pressing a button with his right hand and then magically accelerating harder than the best rider alive, not suspicious at all
>>142886643No I'll stay forever.
>>142886618would have been funny if he shoved him and he went over the barrier and tumbled down the mountain
Look how tired he is
Why do all of these cyclists have small dogs?
>>142886618holy BASED there needs to be more of this
>>142886554should have turned around just to drive over it
>>142886657he tried something and lost nothing. #respect
RIDE THE FUCKING VUELTA POGI
>>142886653Didn't he say his biggest career regret was gifting the stage to pantani?
>>142886651Well usually the tour ends with Paris, but I know what you mean. Ask Pogi and Rog, they can tell you.
>>142886684he was clearly bored sitting behind the slow quick step train
>>142886626GC
>>142886601Looks like it will be a total mess in Nice tomorrow, not sure I will be able to see anything
Nice to see Slovenes acting up a bit, I started thinking you're a bit schizo the other way - not reacting at all.
>>142886618BASEDthey should do this but with batons
>>142886564He'll want to win on his "home" roads
>>142886679>the best rider alivepog is the best rider EVER
>>142886618give them batons
Almeida proud DINK
>>142886674crazy. I love TTs though. I think the move away from time trials (especially team TTs) has really hurt the tour. They're so comfy
>>142886684who are these smelly turks going to every stage?
>>142886701Jonas lost by 5:20 in 2021 btwwe almost at the same lvl
>>142886618>porenta kwabbed
>>142886657rodriguez is kwab of the day for me, kwab of the week maybe
>>142886685best Yates got a nice Samoyed. Big Tom also got a big dog
new mournful barday just dropped
Love these interviews from Elite, he is such a gentleman
I'm out for a ride
>>142886727He is too irrelevant to he considered for the kwab award
Jonas wins the TT tomorrow
>>142886705malo nas je :^)
>>142886714taser batons would be fun
>>142886618Wow I was so distracted by the photographer I didn't notice anything else
>>142886729That's a nice one. Really cute
Whole IPT team behing 'murican jobber Jorgansen
>>142886729Making polar/arctic dogs like Samoyeds and Alaskan Malamutes live in more temperate mediteranean climate is animal torture
>Pogacar>Car>Motor>Mechanical doping I've just solved the case
>>142886603all the other guys are mercs that come and leave, pogi will be with uae till the end
>>142886729getting a dog instead of a kid is pathetic
pog and fish existing in the same era is a blessing
>>142886657nah, he tried to go all in for 2nd and got countered but still finished ahead of almeida. gespeeld en verloren michel. niet schieten is altijd mis. wie niet waagt blijft maagd
now I'll fulfill my natural obligation to the hills
>>142886745>by 10 seconds, making the gap between him and pogi 5 minutes, 4 secondswe did it reddit!
>>142886701If it was only 2 min, I'd say Jorgenson still had a chance to pass Rodríguez, but 3 is too much. 10th is the only top 10 place that can still change imo
>>142886649lemme lemme
>>142886768jesus imagine how grim it would be without Jonas.
Carapace finished yet!?He was right behind them and suddenly disappeared...
Pogi not sounding like he will ride for the stage win tomorrow
>>142886733dont post and drive klaus
>>142886755Visma planned this so Pogis legs will be wrecked for the TT tomorrow. Very strategic our time is coming soon
>>142886701Landismo sneaking in a nice results in the endcomfortably even
>>142886791yes
>>142886801slow and steady
>>142886757their double coat works both way. I know a guy who's into dog sled racing and he had several huskies from a guy he knew from S. Africa. when they got here in literal Siberia, they started shed like crazy. which was rather funny
>>142886789imagine how grim it would be with pogacar we'd have to see jonas his hands kissing celebration every 3 stages
>>142886755another match burned
>>142886777You destroy these hills americanon. Sorry for failling you.I will go for a walk today to honor the deal.
>>142886789roglic would have been a better rival
>>142886789him and grug are the only thing stopping pogi from winning at least 2 GTs and 3 monuments (+ like 40-50% chance at WC) every year
>Jonas hoped Tadej would gift him the stage but said he would have done the same as Tadejlel
>>142885878>all these white knights in this thread protecting m'ladydont worry you freaks shes only down for chad cock, always has been
>>142886836wut
>>142886823fuck my webm didn't crop right
Going to cut my hair now, 3mm.
>>142886836KEKEST KEK the bottle stealer mentality
Was Jonas groomed by his mommy wife or something? I’m not saying there’s wrong with a man so devoted to his family but something just feels….off
Gotta admire that turkish autist. what a life
Pure distilled copium on eurosport about Cavs record
>>142886855definitely. she's been feeding him hgh too
is giro-tour the new meta
>>142886836Wait did he actually say this? Don’t believe you
>>142886871works only if youre a cannibal
>>142886882can confirm. even seething a little
>>142886801fourth week will be ours
>>142886836Too much mommy tit Jonas.
jonas giving interview about how hard his preperation was after breaking "every bone" god he such a loser
>>142886684Gonna feel that Strade solo tomorrow and week 3 jonas will pounce
>>142886528The rat rode himself into form to defend his title in Paris
>>142886929Bert I.....
you could see it on remcos face that he was done even before he attacked he looked like during the vuelta called it here >>142885982
>>142886929He's not going. Narvaez is.
>>142886883Kek
the final sprint was a bait from jonas, pogi is gonna crack hard tomorrow
why do I love vinge now that hes losing
>>142886882word by word
>>142886968are u a gril by any chance?
>>142886968I don't love him but I do respect him now
>>142886965but the final few km pulling was bait from remco to crack jonas tomorrow
>>142886968eternal underdog loser mentallity
>>142886968I'm grateful we have fishboy in this era, otherwise it could become very boring very quickly
>>142886968because he is still human
>>142886657no because unlike Jonas he tried to attack for a better GC position, he could just have defend today for a better chance at the TT victory tomorrow
>>142886836appreciate the honesty
Fishboychuds… I kneel. Eternal respect to the slain Jonas
>>142886804Good to hear, but...>polka dot>get dropped on a climbShame!
>>142886684>5 more Vuelta stage wins this yearGOAT
Who's gonna win the Olympic road race?
>>142886968Dude‘s finishing the tour in second place with half a lung
>>142886773I forgot you were on vacation there and was very confused by this post
>>142887025
>>142886875I feel disgusted that my fake team might win this
>>142887025Some nobody. It's going to be a complete shitshow with small teams.
>>142886968media induced underdog favoritism
>>142887019It's the Geschke way>>142887025my neger TPolz got this jk
>>142887025things are already in motion
>>142886968ciclismo innit
Pogi(Jonas) broke Lenny's record
Did anyone get a clip of Fishboy trying to steal the bottle that Soler was handing to Pogi?
>>142887025Do you know Tadej Pogačar?
>>142887025Me.
>>142887046Lmao, don’t compare the fraud Geschke with how Carapaz has won the jersey this year
>>142887053PPATTT
>>142886618Guy could be dead if he crossed that barrier that gendarme got lucky
>>142887053go up in the thread
>>142887034does my facial blindness strike or does he look a tad like Checo Perez
>>142887054Wellens said he wasn’t really targeting olympics but he was targeting WC
Greatest Giro-Tour double ever
>>142887062can't stopwon't stop
>>142886883Why does this tech look so fucking wacky? why not just take a pic?
wtf Eurosport
>>142887025The Grugger will drop The Pogger with never before seen levels of watt supremacy
>>142887081smartest dane
>>142887025GRUG SMASH
>>142887025Someone who rode this TdF probably.
>>142887100But first they need to work together to lap wout
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
Carapaz for San Sebastian, good shout for WC
>>142887119little late to the partystage finshed like 30 minutes ago
>>142887107
so Remco vs Jonas tomorrow for the TT win?
>>142887117god we have to endure wout hype from this point till he loses the olympicsmight not be tuning in to sporza any time soon
Dogshit stage they're in France FFS they should have done a legendary climb this is basically a fucking sprinter stage.
>>142887152leaf pleaseroute is hard enough
>>142887152the length is enough to filter out 80% of the peleton, especially without domestiques
>>142887152lmao no sprinter has a 1 in a million chance here
>>142886649>*meep meep*Or alternatively:>"It was for charity, Jonas."
>>142887152the problem with planning of WC and Olympic routes is that there can only be one host city.
>>142887036This is pure dopage mister.
these names are getting worse and worse
>>142887152it's an easy pogiwinslol ride
I'd like to report a rapist to the UCI.This can no longer be accepted in this civilized world.I watched a fish get cooked and raped in the ass repeatedly on public television. Pogi can't rape competitors with impunity any longer. The fish has a fat wife who was watching the rape even.
>>142887182It's ok, my clean team is in top 30.
>>142887181Tokyo wasn't in Tokyo
>>142887177A sprinter is finishing second, thoughever.
>>142887181no that's not how it works.
>>142887152riders make the race hard, this race will be brutal
Good thing there isn't a 4th week. Jonas showed he's getting stronger today
>>142887193And it is called Clean Cycling. Don't think it is SO.
>>142887202Gee is more of a climber
>>142887181They're doing sailing in marseille and surfing in fucking tahiti halfway across the world. The parcours are fine but they should have done cobbles in the north, maybe like reims-roubaix and add a bunch of sprinklers on the cobbles
Business idea.....Olympic road race is just Paris-Rubaix.
>On Sunday, the riders will face one more stage: an individual time trial from Monaco to Nice. Pogacar could win that stage too. “Five stages is more than enough. One would have been enough, or just the yellow jersey. But it is what it is, you don’t hit the brakes in cycling. Do I still want to win tomorrow? We’ll see, if I have really good legs… But above all, I have to arrive safely in Nice. It’s a pretty dangerous time trial. Maybe I can enjoy the audience a bit more.”
Wouldn't a last day Grand Tour TT stage be better if it was a team time trial instead of individual one?
>>142887228Are you doubting my integrity? If it's says that it's clean in the name, then the team is clean.
>>142887204do you understand how WC and Olympic bids work?
>>142887248Best race I've ever watched, we really need to move this race to october
>>142887258no, would be the worst idea evernot a single team is intact for the last stage of a GT which is the reason why TTT's are always in week 1
>>142887265yes. irrelevant to the location of events.
>>142887269nooo it's too hecking unsafe riderinos could die!
>>142887269the fact this years PR managed to be dry just shows how ultra cursed it is
>>142887278>intactStart teams, but time all the riders individually then.
>>142887289
The Monaco start better be kino...
>>142887291It would have been a 100km solo from grug
Will Armstrong squeak today?
used to love grugbut after this TDF and the spring he did? fucking can't stand him anymore
>>142887388he achieved everything he wanted with TdF. he just don't really care about grand tours
>>142887291>some days it rains more than it should an entire month>PR remained dry>even better it rained a few days before so they don't even have to eat dust all dayit's incredible really
>>142887248>Random shitters from Taiwan, Vanuatu or Haiti on cobbles
How is Belgium a real country? How did they split it up between French and Swamp Germans like that? What purpose does it have?
>>142887429total shiters death
>>142887432idk read a book or smt it's not hard
>>142887429since it's usually a circuit those guys would see the cobbles exactly once
>>142887261Oh, right, it does.Sumimasen desu.
>>142887432I don't think Wallonia has ever been french
>>142887432how is Canada a real country? How did they split it up between French and island germans like that? What purpose does it have?
>"Thanks, but it's not over yet," Remco Evenepoel responded after congratulating him for his 3rd place in this Tour de France. "I still have to stay on the bike on Sunday.">What was the plan today? "We tried to put pressure on and see if that bad day would continue with Jonas (Vingegaard). That was clearly not the case.">"We gambled and lost, but there is nothing to regret. It is very nice that we showed this in the last mountain stage.">"I attacked twice, but you see that those men in front of me are two ex-winners with a lot more experience. Their engine is so much bigger than mine.">"I just have to accept that, but I am very happy that we showed this on the penultimate day and that I never collapsed. That is also reassuring for you, I think," he grinned at the media.Thanks King
>>142887356>I could have won 5 stages but I chose not to because of the perception. Another big mistake by Pogi today
What purpose does this TT have?
>>142887536atleast one chute brutale for some media coverage
>>142887531Lance won 5 stages in 2004
>>142887536they probably hoped for another Lemond - Fignon, Roglic - Pogacar situation
Why is Bini a good sprinter, i thought east Africans were stamina guys
>>142887498I ask myself this every day
>>142887556hes a medicore sprinter everyone else is just much worse
>>142887571Exactly.
>>142887356I dont think so because the other teams basically served the stage for pogi on a silver platter. He never really attacked until his competition dragged him to the finish
>>142887592Should have gifted it to Jonas like Lance to Pantani
>>142887480>>142887432peh Quebeckers are more genetically french than Belgians, if you consider Normandie and Bretagne french.>>142887498Island Dutch made a mistake allowing Frenchies rights of language and religion. Now we Québécois.es thrive.
Only 5 breakaway wins in this Tour. That's really low for modern grand tours
>>142887598Pogi's going for the record books
I thought that post about vingegaard hoping he would get the stage gifted to him was a joke, turns out it's real
https://x.com/Eurosport_FR/status/1814700348440772626Poor bardet. Still think he would have won 2022 giro
>>142887640Quebec is dying though thanks to globohomo and the anglos. No amount of fear of a referendum is gonna make Quebec great again
>>142887649Sometimes i feel sorry for Nordic, Germanic, BritishX people and they're descendants being stoic and doing the right thing, expecting the same from LatinX, Asians and Africans.
>>142887556well you need stamina to be in contention for the sprintotherwise you end up like Kwabio Fatkobsen
>>142887713are meds in the first or second group
>>142887713sounds more like entitlement than stoicism desu
>>142887556Jason Kenny is a sprinter. Jasper Philipsen is endurance.
>>142887649Nah, it's fake
is pogi doping or notI dont even watch cycling but on twitter I keep getting this shit recommended and everyone is saying he's sus
>>142887848everyone is
>>142887848Even your favorite football player is doped
>>142887848I am doping right now
>>142887553>Lance won 5 stages in 2004looking back, 2 of those where time trials and the other 3 were sprints of small groupsmeanwhile, 4 of Pogi's wins were solos
>>142887848Mou said he is clean, so he is clean
>>142887848Don’t worry about it enjoy the show
>>142887848I think he's just the best cyclist in the world by a considerable margin, he has supreme all-around natural talent
>>142887848yes he's dopingeveryone else is also dopingso he's still the best, at doping tho
>>142887848Pogi is squeaky clean. That Bert Lemon guy, on the other hand...
>>142887556He kind of is a 'stamina' guy at least for sprinters. He's best a slight uphill finishes where he can launch earlier than a more typical sprint stage ending.
UAE is the team that puts more money in TdF so a UAE cyclist wins, just like years ago if it werent for Sky TdF wouldn't happen.
>>142887848our roided up guy beat your roided up guy
>>142887848He is the most doped rider in the history of sports.
>Jonas in WC denying Pogi his triple crownnow that would be KINO
>>142887848legally, of coursh
>>142888069Delusional
Quickstep car did a remco Lombardia today
>>142888069I think it's time to let it go.
>>142888085wtf
>>142888085what the fuck
>>142888085
>>142888085Somehow not the first time this year
>>142888123ok enough nowwhat is up with so many riders getting faggot dogs
>>142888085really? Lmao
>>142888085why is the logo pixelated? it's so easy to tell which team car this is. I'd argue that you could fix the damage with some soudal glue and a hammer.
>>142888153Probably the gf's choice
>>142888085I saw a Turkish flag looking at the thumbnail
>>142888170no idea why they blurred it
>>142886657Yeah today he gets it.His attacks this tour are utterly pathetic. He looks over his shoulders multiple times DURING the attacks lol. Never seen something so pathetic in cycling
>>142888181This. Getting a dog as a couple is a trial run for having a child.
>>142887047they'll ride at about 80 km/h average
>>142887248moscon should've won that day. truly a huge loss for global racism that day
next remco has been cooking in italy
>>142888321Dude looks more mature than remco right now. I'm calling a giga fraud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2fTF0T_AhAWhat did we think of this?
>>142888368Attention whore
>>142883379
>>142888368Should have the cops called on them.
new thread when?
>>142888153easier to take with you on a ride
>>142888510tour is overnext year
>>142888510Transfer ₽1000 to rusberts Tinkov account. Then he'll make it.
>>142888510who cares
new thread >>142888546new thread >>142888546new thread >>142888546
>>142888539tour is over yesbut what about Wallonie Tour, Artic Race, Vuelta Burgos and the great Danmark Rundt?
>>142888321fr fr
>>142886618No running allowed I guess. Spectator wise this is the tamest tour ever and the hysterical crackdown on peaceful runners is very current year virtue signalling
eating shrimps with lots of chili and garlic rn#FRICK_THE_HATERS
