Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 21 (ITT) (Final)Monaco - Nice33.7 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 20:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-20-gcStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-21/live/startorderLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-21/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV14:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142883379
>>142888546Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
First for pogi
“In a way I was hoping that Tadej would give me the stage win, but I didn’t necessarily expect it,” Vingegaard explained to the Eurosport camera. “I was already riding hard. If he sprinted, I wouldn’t have had a chance anyway because I was already at my limit. But you can always hope, it’s cycling and that’s how it works.”hes so pathetic
Emanuel Buchman would have top 5'd this tour
>>142888586now post the full quote dopesimp
CHUFFED
>>142888603wtf is this real
Nothing Tadej has done this year is even close to the bullshit we saw from Jonas in last year's time trial. THAT was the most obvious dirty, corrupt doped up performance I've seen in years. Absolutely shameful and I hope that little cunt never wins a stage again.
Remco Evenepoel. What feeling do you have here after you tried - but without great success?- I'm happy. Now I'm actually starting to get a little annoyed that you guys are trying to make me feel bad. I am number three in the Tour. If you see those in front of me, they are Jonas and Tadej. They are the two best riders in the world. So I have to be happy with what I did, says Remco Evenepoel to TV 2 Sport.
the podium fight has been alright, but if peak Rog, Carapaz and Yates (S) were in it from the start it would have been great
asthma bros<3
>>142888586>pogi gifting a win to pissmakeep hoping
*AHEM*UAEmerda pogi culo
>>142888641Vingo war sauber
>>142888602watching it right now you fagg
thank god the Leafs, Burgers, Slovenians and worst of all G*rmans will be gone after tomorrow
just chilling being a little pogi simp
Jonas just needed some mommy time and he bounced right back. They need to plan her visits better next year.
>>142888648ridiculous question desu
>Pogačar averaged 6.52 ᵉW/Kg for 39:24 min. Vingegaard did more work at the front and despite losing pushed 6.56 ᵉW/Kg, reaching the pink trendline. Pogačar could have probably pushed at least 0.3–0.4 ᵉW/Kg more, if not more, but that was enough as he did the minimum to win another stage. Richie Porte’s record was broken by 2:34 min. 6.15 ᵉW/Kg for 41:51 min in the 2017 edition of Paris-Nice was enough to beat Alberto Contador and was a top 5-7 climbing performance in Porte’s career.
DOPING FRAUD POGACAR FRAUD DOPINGDOPING FRAUD POGACAR FRAUD DOPINGDOPING FRAUD POGACAR FRAUD DOPINGDOPING FRAUD POGACAR FRAUD DOPINGDOPING FRAUD POGACAR FRAUD DOPING
>>142888717The new era starts today
>>142888728Yeah, the new strongest climbing era of all time started this month. It was still 1994-1998 three weeks ago
>>142888752>is that a fucking dane in the crowd?
>>142888752>where is that tv2 journo
ok new thread is here. but can we have another new thread? time to get greedy.
>>142888766>>142888767Kek
>>142888752"somebody" put a squeaker in his hand eh
>yfw fish does another comblaux
>>142888835even if he does that he wont take back over 5 minutes
watching cycling doesnt give me much pleasure anymore
>>142888854perk up la, soon the great SEPP kuss will ride again
>>142888586n-no win for me?
>>142888854kwab, skill issue
>>142888850T. Non believer
>>142888854its ok bert..
>>142888854Really? It's pretty fun
>>142888854Dunno what you mean, it's been a fantastic season so far
UPDATE>Col du Galibier from Lautaret:20:46 - TdF 2024 (Tadej Pogačar)>Pla d'Adet:27:52 - TdF 2024 (Tadej Pogačar)>Plateau de Beille:39:50 - TdF 2024 (Tadej Pogačar)>Cime de la Bonette from Jausiers:1:03:40 - TdF 2024 (18 riders peloton)>Isola 2000:38:13 - TdF 2024 (Tadej Pogačar)>Col de la Couillole:39:24 - TdF 2024 (Tadej Pogačar)
Bar a very one-sided situation like a Geero 24 when there is literally an ocean between number 1 and the rest - I am not picking pogicaca again.
>>142888887your digits almost made us all believers but alas
>>142888854thispost corona ciclismo has been a disaster2019-2020 was when ciclismo peaked
Easy post Tour rideI hate to say it but I have fixed my gearing really good, one might say I am becoming a professional bike servicebert.
>>142888888lets consult the digitsThey speak an allegory for tomorrows TT
So, uh, when the fuck are they reaching champs elysses?
>>142888890Why not fiend?
>>142888961next year
>>142888961End of 4th week
>>142888936Who cares about velogames anymore
>>142888958what am i even looking at?
>>142888957humorous anecdote enjoyers will soon be starving
>>142888978Me, because I am planning a pogicacaesque 25 season.
>>142888984boston celtics decimating slovenian top talent
Mastermind behind UAE success this season
https://youtu.be/Hz22ZEkg6B8?si=Ou9gUAkUpFd9zYf6&t=79Jonas injury a little more serious than Visma let onhe actually punctured BOTH lungs
Danish hopium for 2025 starts today
>>142889041>Stop doing z2Yes master
>>142889044>not having puncture resistant lungs
>>142889061today?it started last monday
>>142889064That's will be 500k + tip, per rider btw
>>142889041Akhem, sola is a fish.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_sole
>>142889044>not having tubeless sealant in your lungs
>>142889070I just drink some tubeless sealant before my rides in case of punctures.
>>142889041this Ferrari looking smug motherfucker is gonna make /elite/ win the Giro next season
>>142889061Project 2025
>>142889094God I hope so
>>142889097kek
>>142889094He's already winning the Vuelta this year
>>142889061After the planche the belle filles they cooked up vingegaard, after this it might not even be a dane
>>142889044healthy vingo would've done 7.5 w/kg up every mountain
so is PogiShill with a moral compass like a whore on Istedgade gonna carry a UAE flag unto the stage tomorrow like the good little dog he is or will he grow some balls?
theres still TT leftanything can happen
>>142888987Don't worry, there's still on last issue to fix. A clicking sound coming from [spoiler]pedals again[/spoiler]. A different one though than usual, but I finally bought proper grease so tomorrow it's fixed.
>>142889145>danes now seething at podium ceremony PogiIncroyable
>>142889157i also have a clicking sound in the pedalwhat's the issue, didnt pay enough attention
Can't wait until they get tired of Poga and he gets under the bus.Damn, it will be Armstrong level.
I met my biological grandfather for the first time today. My dad and his mum had not spoken to him for 37 years. They did not know of this meeting.He was very nice and soft. He's clearly got autism I think, though mild. He regrets a lot. I hope my dad will meet with him in the future. I think there isn't much that deserves cutting someone completely. I hope it works out.
>>142889190We will be feasting, my Schadenfreude will rise to levels unknown to mankind.
>win tour 2023>get absolutely shit on by everyone for not doing any races>get bullied and peer pressured into showing up for races>show up for a race>the one thing that wasnt supposed to happen happensgoddamnit just follow the plan
>>142889182For me it's mostly water getting inside the pedal body because I have assioma duo shi and it's not as tight as factory tightened pedals
>>142889200Nobody cares
>>142889190Armstrong is right, he needs to calm the fuck down. All these bullshit points about le new coach and le heckin' nutrition is just pathetic. It's clear as day. If this continues I think he'll be shadowbanned and if he doesn't comply they'll just trash him.
>>142889174yeswhen he did it in the Giro it was a fucking disgrace, if i where a Slovenian i would have been fucking mad
>>142889228and the solution is proper grease?might as well try, sounds simple enough
>>142889237But you're not Slovenian and you're still mad
>>142889245water resistant grease (as compare to my noname shit I used so far) and something to treat the screw threads with
>>142889263im notand i still dont like his team sponsor
>>142889291nobody doesi just pretend it's still lampre
>>142889234he's fine. both arab mafia and italian mafia will protect him. there's no USADA on him either. besides, pog is clean while lance was not.
>no champs elysees>no watchsorry ASO!!!!!
Tomorrow
>>142889346
some berts here might be getting an aneurysm soonstay safe and accept cycling's lord and savior Tadejalso, Volta soon
>>142889234>>142889190He is too popular. Sport would be even more disgraced with another massive scandal like that.
>>142889380Stussi is about to push 9 W/kg anyway
Waar Volta velodrama
>>142886575So Pogacar just saved Vingegaard from a lone pathetic death in a lost hotel room?
>>142889313but its noti hope for your people that the moment tomorrow wont be tainted by UAE oil jew shills and contract obligations
>>142889410it will
Cofidis is a worse sponsor than UAE
>>142889346>>142889371smart this way ruzbert can't backstab you betollo-san
>>142889420
Stage 21 OFFICIAL /bet/>Pogacar 1.66>Evenepoel 2.75>Vingegaard 8>Almeida 29>Aert 34>Jorgenson 41>Healy 81>Gee 151>Sobrero 201>Yatesi 251>Yatesi 251>Martinez 251>Vauquelin 301>Campenaerts 401
>>142889447
>>142889467Van aert said he's not even gonna try
>>142889394They aren't allowed to dope in the Volta anymore. The death of Porto has been a disaster for the race.
>>142889467if you bet on Pogi for tomorrow you are just outright stupidno way he will take the chance of chuting and lose his GC just to win a stage
>>142889494He even said it's too late for his taste. He'll clock the fastest climb by principle and then freewheel to the bottom
>In the early evening of 14 February 2004, Pantani was found dead at a hotel in Rimini, Italy. An autopsy revealed he had cerebral edema and heart failure, and a coroner's inquest revealed acute cocaine poisoning. Pantani spent the last days of his life isolated from his friends and family and barricaded himself inside his hotel room.>Died 14 February 2004 (aged 34)
>>142889494yeah it's evening pool or fishboy, Poh will slow ride the whole thing more likely
>>142889504Basé
>>142889504the OG squeak chart
>>142888854Gymnastics next week bro
how common is cancer among rider? from all the stuff they take
>>142889560dont look up contadors recent surgeries
>>142889504This doesn't add up, only Dopechud is at the level of the dirty 1990s?
>>142889504>first french is the only clean runnerholy kek
>>142889560El pistolero had 3000 tumors
>>142889567just so you knowSchweiz = LAME
>>142889571so pogi wont see 50?
>>142889504shave off 30 watts roughly to get the real numbers
>>142889608wont even see 35
>>142889592Spot the difference
>>142889504475 for 40 minutes after hard stage, after almost 3 weeks of tour racing, after the giro and the classics is just fucking insane, unthinkable.
>after a day of 90+ humidity it finally starts to rain in Western-Schlandvry nice :)
OFFICIAL Tour de France 2025 GC /bet/>Pogacar 1.57>Vingegaard 3.25>Evenepoel 5>Ayuso Pesquera 19>Roglic 23>Almeida 26>Jorgenson 41>Yatesi 51>Martinez Povidla 81>Rodriguez Cano 81>T*o 81>Kuss 81>Gee 81>Del Toro 101>Yatesi 101>Hindley 151>Tiberi 151>Uijtdebroeks 151>Skjelmose 151>Landa 151>Vlasov 151>Carapaz 201>Pidcvck 201>Arensman 201>Martinez 201>WIDAR 201>Gaudu 201>Poole 201>Buitrago 201>Bernal Gomez 201>Mas Nicolau 251>Gall 301>Vine 301>Ciccone 301>O'Connor 301>Bilbao 301>Aert 301>Riccitello 301>McNulty...>Quintana 401>Van Eetvelt 401>Withen Philipsen 501>Oxenberg Hansen (!!!) 501>Lipowitz 501>Gloag 751>Cepeda 1001>Junior 1501>Lafay N/A
Vayer is gonna have a stroke if Pogi does not calm down
>>142888648Winning the white jersey is not an insignificant result
>>142888586If Jonas was on any other team than Pissma he might have
>>142889622breathing only through his left nostril. He could put another minute into fishboy without breaking a real sweat.
>>142889678>Quintana 401
>>142889704TV2 are the worst journos on the planeti hope Remco punches one of them in the future
>>142888641This is why I don't feel bad at all for Jonas getting humiliated over and over this Tour I hope Pissma never wins a race ever again and I'm glad Rog is on Bora now so I don't feel guilty rooting for him
>>142888648journos are absolutely retarded. Anyone getting a podium here, a stage + white would be absolutely lauded as a great result
>>142888648So tired of this shit "reporters" do to bait you into saying something they will then use out of context to make you look bad
>>1428886412024 Pogi would have put a minute into Jonas in that TT
remco will always be my remking
I read this thread and it's littered with endless retarded takes by braindead vaxed americuntsShut the fuck up and stick to soccar and nascar
>manlet rage
How do we stop the Slovenian doping ring
>>142889784Are you crying?
>>142889806just imagine if pogi has kids with her, superhuman muscles
>>142889806Having a growth deficiency is sadly not an advantage in cycling
Cavshit gets a special sendoff tomorrowwhere the fuck was such honour for Sagan?
frenly reminder that todays stage confirmed that ULLE WAR SAUBER!
>>142889888No surprise there since they've let him hang off the car for a few days
>>142889888who?
>>142889888Didnt beat Meddy Erckx innit
chance for rain tomorrow after 16:00 in Nicewatch them say that tomorrow does not count for the GC
>>142889622Don't think I've ever seen another TDF stage winner only breathing through his nose by the finish line. I might be wrong, but did he even leave his saddle during the entire last descent? Like before the sprint? I can't keep it inside anymore. I'm gonna... Oh my god I'm gonna fucking...
>>142889905>b-b-but he admitt-He was ACTING in an Amazon show
>>142889962this
>>142889905indeed
Based Pogi making mouth breathers seeth
>>142889956Armstrong never looked tired after his stages
>>142889989basednosemaxxers are supreme
>>142889991
>>142889989Mewing while winning a tdf stage
>>142890058mewtwoing
>bored, want to go for a ride/walk>won't stop rainingPretty shit summer so far. ngl
>>142889956why would he mouth breath for zone 2
>>142889905what does that mean
>>142890102ER WAR SAUBER !!!°!
>>142890102PPATTT >>142883379
>>142889956Woops ascent obv, I'm seething so hard I can't even think straight >>142889989Admittedly I snore quite a lot and despite having a decent jawline I think I could've had a chad skull if only I could breathe properly through my overdimensional nose. I might have the worst nose size to breathability ratio in the world.>>142889991well >>142890029also in the Lance era they mostly slurped all day. Pogi followed Jonas going full gas for 15 minutes without even having to leave his saddle, in hell-tier heat after 3 weeks of demolishing every mountain stage with solo attacks.
I'm back from my Tour de USA
>be me>get PCM>get expansion database>see statsTT:Ganna 82Wout 82Remco 82Mountain:Fishboy 83Kuss 82Pogi 81Some jumboid made thisBut I have the editor, I can change something... no not that, I'm going to remove points from Gamergate
>>142888854It's always the same shit, blatantly doped fuckers who are fucking up the tour in a few étapes, same boring filming, no FPV camera, no sense of speed, no dynamism, accounting management of the race, boring too long étapes, everybody shuts up about cheaters etc... the list is long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmBdJdUJx5sHappy to hear Matje is going to defend his title.Might be going to Vuelta too.
>>142890174Have you seen the cover
>>142890069It's either been blisteringly hot and humid or raining and shitty I haven't ridden outside yet, only indoors
>>142890174Secondary stats can be just as, if not more, important as the main stats. And it's presumably not updated yet so Pogi hasn't been buffed.
>>142890180I don't think you actually like cycling as a sport
>>142890174A trap to bait muo into posting all of Pogi's performance data. Works with War Thunder players.
>>142890069take the morning ride pill
nice day out cycling up cols near switzerland for me today friends
are there any transgender cyclists in womens cyclling? im surprised 1 isnt dominating a sport like this.
>>142888703I am not going anywhere my boy
>>142890293I do or I did, but I'm just tired of everything.
>>142890379okay
>>142890371what happens inside the saddle bag
>>142889784>>142890379
>>142890379uci excluded them last yearhttps://www.uci.org/pressrelease/the-uci-adapts-its-rules-on-the-participation-of-transgender-athletes-in/6FnXDIzvzxtWFOvbOEnKbC
>>142890433It fits 3 spare inner tubes and a multitool
>>142890180>everybody shuts up about cheatersLmao
>>142890534I was talking about the faggots in the organisation and the commentators.
>>142889678Betting the house on punished jonas
>>142890579Are you expecting the organization to say anything without proofs?
>>142890174Now check pogs Medium Mountain. Its much more important on most climbs.
>>142890473great news. now hope they exclude poga car.
>>142890623I hope they could do it.They tried to get rid of the faggot froom, they have to keep trying to get those faggots out of the tour.I expect commentators to also make allusions when the cheaters are doing something or are just seen on screen.And just point out the obvious when the cheaters are doing their little circus.
>>142890643is that fucking Vayer in the same room as Rasmussen?
That was a based moment
>>142890451not even my post mate probably another german faggot on a vpn as usual
>>142890704And Landis
>>142890643Good photo
>>142890696Macron should post haste pour money into youth cycling, for the sake of french mental health.
>>142890249This, if his resistence and stamina are shite then that will usually make the tour hard to win on pcm. To be honest I noticed that hills are so much more important too, flats can waste so much energy on the run into a climb if that stat is also low. Resistence seems to be the meta, you can generally defeat pure climbers really easily because they're generated with garbage resistence and flats so just ride hard for 15km into the mountain and they'll lose 2 minutes every time.
>>142890754oh yea didnt see him at first in the backmiddle guy between Vayer and Landis seem familiar also
>>142890643the OG skelly king
>>142890708They seem to have become good friends (within cycling at least) since they went on that vuelta breakaway together
>>142890773Macron is a fucking demon and want to desolve the country, the only thing he would do is bring immigrants to cyling.Also he is to busy preparing WW3 with his demon friends.
>>142890822You should stay after the tour. We could use a french schizo.
>>142890870I'm going to lurk and intervene from time to time to bring some joy to the thread.
>>142890403no you don't, it's the EXACT same as it ever was since it's startsure you enjoy cycling and cycling around, but you don't like cycling as a competitive sport
>>142890643Holy fuck, what a pic. Love to see Landis doing well
>>142890643I did not expect this pic to be real tbqh
>>142890708I wondered if it helped or annoyed him since he was so focused on his watts
About to do my second masturbation of the day due to excessive horniness. Mania bros we're feasting
question: is pog drinking his "champagne" tomorrow?
>>142891155no
>>142890643Where's Lance?
>>142891181He was drinking amstel just fine.
>Floyd LANDIS : « Here's my quote : marginal gains (the bullshit British version of "faster tires") has given way to maximal gains. At this point they should give Lance Armstrong his 7 jerseys back and maybe we can all just accept cycling for what it always was and what it will always be. I still love it, but from a distance. I don't want to be involved. »
vingegaard in yellow in 2 weeks
>>142891281UAE and their islamic image does not care about amstel
>>142891337dead meme
>>142891281>>142891181That's why the quotation marks, he could honestly drink it in the last few 100m and lose a minute or 2 if he wanted, but it's tricky I'll be honest
>>142891346Nobody cares for Amstel. Vile stuff.
You will never sniff on that
wait thats actually a good point, how are they even going to do jersey shorts and team photos and champagne meme stuff tomorrow in a tt
>>142891283love how the lowest tier is already "suspect", this is squeaking in its purest form kek
>>142891420
>>142891439Probably going to do a victory lap along the promenade or some shit.
>>142891398true
>>142890371quelle lac?
>>142891443A good long sniff
I'd rather have the Champs stage than tomorrow's time trial desu
>>142891439after party on Big Jim's yacht. colour coded whores for the jersey winners
>>142891443I will sniff that
>>142891443Those cats have seen some shit.
>>142891283I still don't understand why "Not Normal" is in english
>>142891508things are already set so it's a bit pointless now, but it'll be pretty at least
>>142889905
>>142891598excellent signage by the lad. clear and easy to read. signers pls take note. I don't want illegible bullshit. bonus points too for spreading a great message.
>>142891598This confused the danish commentator.
>>142891498Lac Leman aka Lake Genevait's not really visible on the photo but i could see the mont blanc which is pretty cool, its the highest peak in the alps and its cool to have a big mountain looming over your lake, i think
wish that was my seat
>>142891747imagine..
>>142891747>>142891789she probably charges extra for that
We live in QuebecWith a chute!
>>142891747she sat in the car for a couple seconds and decided to fart
>quebecois word for sprint is srint
>>142891747
>>142892011should just commit and stop larping as a cyclist
>>142891747>>142892011>>142892029yeah she should start her OF finally
they better add a mountain ITT next year
>>142892011>>142892044hhhnnnnnnnggggggg
does puck have any KOM's to steal? Who here can confidently say they could drop her
>>142892073No, and everyone, respectively
>>142892057I want a 50km flat TT just to weed out the weaklings.
>start new PCM game>use your points to change your calendar>add a race>game skips the race addedFrance plz explain, this game has something broken every edition and they manage to break things that worked before
>>142892011>cooking>exercising>yard workso a regular day for normal people? oh wait, haha, i forgot the 8 hours of work plus like an hour or two of commuting
>>142892095Colle dell'Agnello from Brossasco
>>142892142>be mildly attractive woman>be shit at reasonably popular sport>get hundreds of thousands of followerslife could be so easy, we were just born without a pussy
>>142892073she has about 400 of them. let's see can I find a decent effort
>Combing through obscure ciclismo blogs for the latest news from the Portuguese pelotonIt's Volta time baby
start of TDF 2025 really is gonna be a slurper
>>142892260sporza didn't pay for the ASO "team radio" feature which is a paid extra option that broadcasters can buy (eurosport did buy it) and i don't think i ever missed it
>>142892306Should have added some cobbles to spice it up imo.
>>142892342
>>142892342stage 1 cobbles would be too much considering we had them last year and gravel this year
/cyc/ is cool in Volta because we're all here to watch some mediocre runners going 8w/kg trough 40°C temps with shit tactics and lots of betrayal peak ciclismo
I was in Nice a month ago, I regularly had to push my grandmother in a wheelchair up the fucking hill the Tour ends on tomorrow
>day 1; 55km "prolog">day 2; cobble stage>day 3; another cobble stagea proper grand depart
>>142892351>>142892353It's fine. The only GC guy to chute would be Roglic anyway. It's inevitable...
>>142889708idk, he was the guy from visma who beat him, if he beat him from some other team he still wouldn't get itand he beat him fair and square in week 2, it's not like he won nothing this tdf
it appears Puck is an elite descender. they raced down this hill last year but Puck was faster on a training ride #respect
first 3 stages in the Vuelta are a real let downcould they really not find better terrain in Poortugal
>>142892381Please pay attention to your race. With the dissolution of Porto Volta lost 2w/kg
I cant believe the season is already almost over. I I was just getting excited for the spring classics then BAM its august, what the FUCK is this
>>142892458It's a disgrace, not even joking
>>142892474Ready for sundown at 1600 and constant rain?
>>142892507based, are you full?
>>142892468yes well
>>142892518No, just come if you want.
>>142892507sundown at 15:40 you mean
>>142892474honestly starting to enjoy the spring classics more than the grand toursam i finally turning into a boomer/my dad
>>142892531Nice hat
>>142892518>dark when you wake up>dark when you go to work>dark when you go home from work>dark when you eat dinner>time for bet and ofc its still dark>repeattrust me you dont want this
>>142892557how do you have these many pepes pas normal
>>142889592He is so baste Maybe he learns about positioning till next tour so he doesn't always have to go around three Gus first before following a wheel...And that when you attack vinge and chud you can't look over your shoulder three times during that attack kek
>Colin STÜSSI
that reminds me already found a secret pick for the volta but I have forgotten himWilliams or something
>>142892550actually lived in Sweden for a few years and nearly escaped from there but i heard Denmark is quite similar except exactly the opposite in many ways
is our bert Julius doing Volta?
>>142892683Sweden is our Serbia if you catch my meaning
>>142892554pls I can't handle it.Last winter I swear the roads stayed wet for almost two months straight. Even when it didn't rain nothing evaporated. If it could just go to -5° and stay there.
>>142892704I have heard that they call us the italians of scandinavia. And thats not meant in a good way.
>>142892683>>142892602i actually liked the winter part, but hated the bright nights during summer, how bad is that in Denmark
>>142892531>>142892557Straw hats and la Volta, truly an iconic combo
>>142892725Denmark isn't north enough for that no?
>>142892474>>142892554>>142892602>>142892705>CORONA NUMBERS ARE ON THE RISE AGAIN news headlines every single week
>>142892725How far up in sweden did you live? Their winters are colder, but thats much better. Ours are windy and rainy, with freezing night temps and thawing days.>>142892760Summer nights are light, but its not too bad.
>>142892723what the fuckhow can they call us Italiens when they in Sweden are the most poor fuckers in Scandinavia
>>142892705>Lake Cresva
>>142892786Calling us loud and emotional I think.
>>142889560rip king
>>142892725winter here is dogshitnever snows even though its below freezing because we will get one or two days where it creeps up over 1C and then back down to -5Cand then suddenly for like two weeks its -18 with snow and then the same grey shit for the rest of the winter with -5 and rain that never turns to snow
>>142892808>>142892705jesus fuck how did I misquote this badi meant to reply to this>>142891714my brain is now as fried as our pisslord's
>>142892872>entire country shuts down with 2 cm snowfallevery single time
>>142892896aw I appreciated the (you) even if I didn't understand it
>>142892905only in Jylland
>>142892507Im ready for permanent darkness at this point
daneberts where we locatedfor me its southern sjælland
>>142892975the motherland
>>142892975Amager reporting
>>142892975how southern are we talkingsugar farm owning and cousin fucking south?
>>142892321>>142892260It's like microtransactions. It looks appealing at first sight but it just some useless shit you don't need
>8 (eight) danish posts in a row
>>142893096I wonder how long it will take for them to fuck off now that their hero is a washed up nobody, crying on camera
>>142893125i wonder how long it will take you to fuck off now that the TDF is ending
>>142893072thats lolland
>>142893155south of Køge is pretty much Lolland
quebecois having their own jargon again
>>142892602I used to have a fucked day-night cycle where I wouldn't see light in the winter and I loved it.Now, having a more normal cycle, peak summer drives me fucking crazy. I sleep < 5 hours cuz I'm staying up late, just to experience some hours of darkness.spoiler alert; im an autist
>>142893130Seethe.
>>142892975østjvlland
>>142893230can only mean you are the aarhus bert
>>142893187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvR6-SQzqO8
>>142893235there are two of us at least
What's the name for poga going forward? Dopi cuckitini? Drogacar?
>>142893270so i was correct
>>142893283nothing beats EPOgacar
>>142893283Pookakka
>>142893187I like échappée, it's more specific to the term breakway. I prefer poursuivant to groupe de chasse though, it's more similar to spanish with perseguidores
>>142889806bomb slovenia with nukes
>>142893317based
>>142893187>>142893261quebecois are hated in the gay discipline of cycling I compete in (gravel). The "poutine mafia" became a thing after the "dutch mafia" (ex wt pros) came to the states to win all of our races. Americans piss, shit and cry over the fact that we hardly ever win gravel races anymore.
>>142890029>downtube shifter
>>142893291n-no
>>142893283Pogeddit
>>142893283the schizo whisperer
>summer is almost over and its been nothing but rain
>>142893392
>>142893392Early burger/hour/shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQnifPUm7Kk
almost died twice on my 50mile grabel ridefirst was some faggot farmer swerving at me on purpose on a blind turn down a 15% hill towing a trailer of hay. Missed me by about 4 inches5 minutes later some faggot from New York in some big gay mercedes SUV turned right in front of me while i was coming down a descent. Locked both wheels. Almost crashed into the side of him. Screamed at him calling him a dumb fuck. He just looked bewildered at me. I was very mad at this point.
>>142893442Hey you didn't get shot.
>>142893442should start riding with a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzso4IvbE2w
>>142893442you should bring a revolver on your ride and simply shoot these people
>>142893392Only two types of weather
>>142893491>>142893477>>142893473ngl i thought about it
>>142889806I want to marry Janja
>>142893442>ride gravel>still get cagecuckedits OVER
>>142893427
>>142893585fuck Mikkeller beerstruly vile shit
>>142893573>tfw gravel cars
>>142893585t-thanks
>>142893585i could eat this right nonw
>>142893608>this kills the gravel rider
>>142893607
>>142893442where do you live? where I live the only other people on gravel roads are country folk residents/laborers and they're conscientious and friendly. offer water and rides if you need one. Loose dogs are an issue tho.
>>142893636i have never seen it with that kind of logonormally it has a lady on it
>>142893690god i know a jokewhy can't women drive cars
because the steering wheel is on the other side
This joke reminds me of our dearly departed AutismbertMay god rest his soul
>>142893646vermont
>>142893690is that Sega Rally 2?
>>142892864I'm almost at this stage, next will 1989 will be ready
>>142893798there was a news report from our french government news broadcaster comparing our roads with yours and yours are so much better than ourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWqfl8R9segThey didn't talk about the construction mafia and corruption though.>>142893824yes
>>142893798I was invited to race Rasputita I think its called. Never been but everyone says its so fkn nice for gravel riding.
>>142893779He isn't dead. He is going full Laurance of Arabia oly in Mongolia.
>>142893834That's absolute horseshit. Main reason I ride gravel is because gravel is smoother than the paved roads here. Roads in Vermont are terrible.
>>142892975Let's make itPaint your region, if already painted see legend
>>142893857I think half the people that ride that shit get frost bite and lose their feet from falling in water and it's teetering on being freezing temps.
>>142893896Also, it's the farthest from 'nice'...its just a big mud pit for masochists. I think there's a lot of Pavé in it too because people love putting pavé meme shit in gravel events here for some reason.
>>142893891
my favorite runner? that would be SEPP kuss
>>142893891It seems like we have at least 2 berts in Montreal
>>142893927>>142893950Bert, you need to paint it red, if there's another Bert from your region he will paint green
>>142893925I see, I see. Good to know. I'm in the south so I'm used to riding in shitty hot n humid temps, it sucks but riding in the cold is so much harder. There's also that race where the african guy died. I think the "nice" part came from there being so many gravel roads to ride. Like I said, just what I've heard. Never had any bad incidents with cagers where I live, just dogs.
>>142894037Pretty sure that guy got vaxxed. The place he crashed was smooth road and he wasn't going fast at all and just kind of plopped on the side of the road. I think he had a heart attack from the vax.
>>142893989oh yeah that makes sense, like a rollcall
FINALLY a Canadian win down in Canada, after 5 days of infamy
>>142894197did myself, sydsjællandbert and aarhus bert
>>142894247yeah but then they'll get on and add themselves to it and not realize they've already been addedmfw everybody went with the green quebec pic
how does one become a Bart instead of a Bert?
>>142894247you literally had one job
>>142894260you dont
>>142894278>>142894200i thought you where asleep, was only trying to help
>>142894260Oldfag alert
>>142894300i was
that's all of which I was capable todaymaybe someday those of us whom have yet to do so might make it
>>142894247put mongolia bert in there
>>142894374autismbert is dutchcan't trick me
teeth so white they glow in the dark
>>142894386dopage dentale
>>142894358looks like a INHUMANA ride to me bert
tfw fireworks downtown in 2 hours, but I did a 2 hour zone 2 ride in the late afternoon and I feel pretty tired. It's only half an hour to get there
>>142888703fuck you i'll be here til puck nudes leakalso grugposting and woutbullying is too funny to leave
>>142888703>this mutts just getting startedstill need to break in the new french wifey toy
>>142894561pedul to the bridge to watch from there innit
>>142894742she is so fucking ugly my god stop posting this warlock
>>142894946thats precisely why shes #wifeymaterial
>>142894893gets kinda crowded on there I hear, last time I went (last week), I just watched from Notre Dame, about maybe 100m northeast of the bridge. The view was fine.
>>142888948What a cry baby
>>142891283He changed the colors at some point?
>>142895170comfyI miss my visits to that city in me youf
>>142895251it's gotten a bit nicer in some ways over the years but it's also gotten stupid expensive and generic globohomo thanks to Trudeau.Welp gonna leave early and see if I can find a place to have a snack before I get there.
>>142895416enjoy a smoked meat sando for us la
yeap insomnia againgive some film to watch
>>142896804North by Northwest or The Sting innit
>>142890696>I expect commentators to also make allusions when the cheaters are doing something or are just seen on screenSo all the time, for every sport? Will be boring pretty quickly
some of you berts should sleep in earlier
>Je n'ai pas l'impression qu'il y ait un plan à 20 ou 30 ans en fonction des prévisions de réchauffement climatique du GIEC. I'm so fucking tired of Guillaume martin
>>142897739A couple more years and they'll figure out the trick about summer riding
>>142896804Reading books usually work better for me if I need to fall asleep again
>>142898030Yeah with books you feel tired faster once you lose the sentence you’re on
>Lefevere finds it rather lame that Merijn Zeeman thought the Slovenian was too greedy yesterday after Pogacar's fourth stage win. "I didn't hear them say that last year. It's a bit like the language of the sore loser."
>saves cycling in you're path
>>142898178heh heh heh, nice one don patje
Those Moldova regions are stupid.
I'm not getting out of bed before someone posts this guy's profecy for today's stage
God bless external cable routing
Someone needs to explain me why does grug needs the TOUR to "build the form" dude is doing tempo and z2 all day, surely he can do that at home.
>>142900098sponsors
>>142893634MTB chads cant stop winning
>>142893673thats the version we getexport beer labels vary a lot north americans cant handle a female silhouette on a beer
>>142900098Leadout for 3 wins, he's also being paid (a lot) to be a bike racer so he has to show up sometimes
>>142900098Someone needs to explain me why a guy like Pogacar can race the same calender as MVDP but with the giro included and be in peak form for all races with no fatigue while the world champion barely can go in a break in the tour not having raced a lot since springReally nudges the noodle
>WielerFlits has learned from multiple sources that Alaphilippe "recently offered himself to Q36.5 Pro Cycling"
>>142892507It's been raining since February. Only variable has been sun up and down. Friday-Sunday this week has been the first time I've seen the sun in months.
>>142900231Not like grug ever tried even remotely hard to winEvery stage with climbs over 3km long he moans days in advance that some lighter climber will drop him
>>142892975Fyn
>>142900231This tour has been pogi's only peak. The rest was shape building.
>>142900247He hasnt tried because he isnt on form. MVDP, when on form, matches Pogacar in medium stages. This is what a natural performance looks like, but Tadej has been in form the entire season with not a single miss. Not one bad day. Im not even buttblasted over Vinge losing the tour which we all expected.
Test
>>142900231At all races there's a certain amount of riders who don't give a fuck. That percentage is at a minimum at the Tour, but MVDP has a high enough standing to slack it there. If Philipsen is happy, no one will complain.
>>142900231He wasn't in peak form before the Tour
>>142900285Why do I never get a foreign flag when I travel God dammit I wanted to larp
>>142900311You need to use the wifi not roaming
Reminder that pogi only put 10 seconds on la redoute to the van gils, carapaz in liege. Do that today and there is at least 30 seconds
>>142900330It was actually about 20s on top of Redoute
you now remember grug didn't even bother with most his post WC race schedule because he didn't want to ride around when he can't win
>>142900359Dude would have won XC too if he had a couple more days to prepare technically. He had such an insane shape last year, his winning move was just a test move before the real one next hill
>Axel Laurance leaves Alpecin-Deceuninck. The 23-year-old Frenchman has agreed a multi-year contract with INEOS GrenadiersRIP to a good rider
>>142900387Grim, but I guess alpecin can't compete
>>142900387I respect it when a squeaker doesn't ride for a squeaker team. shows that he hasn't given up yet. unless it's jumbo.
>>142900400Shows that he's a dopeur you mean
>>142900400He'd be better in AG2R than Ineos
>>142900414They have at least 4 riders like him
>>142900414Their supply clearly ran out after Lapeira won NC
>>142900400Can pull in the peleton for VIVIANI that's for sure
>>142900414French riders desperately need to start branching out of french teams if they ever want a career
>>142900460They get much bigger salaries inside french teams.
>>142900460the ineos graveyard is probably even worse than going to cofidis they don't even ride half the one day races laurance would be good in
>>142900474dont htey get taxed like a motherfucker
>>142900460Yeah just look how good baby Giro winner Sivakov is
>>142900497The counter example here is Alaphilippe. Had all of us dreaming for a short while. Just face it, french team managements are 20 years late when it comes to everything, which is why every french rider is a jobber at best
>>142900523You're stuck in 2004. Scientifically (doping), French teams are no worse than any other team besides UAE and Visma
>>142900577Well french riders are just shit then
anyone that can steal the win today if it does end up raining at around 4 o'clock?
who is grug? I thought that was Carlos Alcaraz kek
>>142900603Vauquelin
>>142900523A Frenchie doing it big would introduce some sovl ask me
5 years ago the best climber of the Tour de France was Thibaut Pinot
>>142900662It still hurts
>>142900662and bertcels still think team sky doped lmao
>>142900703They calmed down after the salbutamol affair
>>142900709>salbutamol >doping
>>142900662Well he did win the Tour that year so no big surprise
brappe gonna rope when he sees bini on his all green tt bike
>>142888740Pogi gives me Anquetil vibes. 5 wins and that's it.
>>142900594Give Lenny Martinez a few years
Do your local politicians cycle?
>>142900836sprint career starting to look good
>>142893477We used to be a serious hobbyhttps://s-p-s.de/stahlrad/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2019/03/Katalog_August_Stukenbrok_Einbeck_1912_ocr.pdf
yesterday a cyclist died like 2km away from my house because he missed a corner in the descentstay safe berts
>>142901048we have descents?
>>142901048FI wonder how many berts we've lost in action
>>142901074they're not that long but you can easily get like 70km/h on the steep downhill
last race today for the big man
>>142901048Got a link to article or something?
>>142901048I personally always freewheel above 40km/h
>>142901183please pay attention to the threadit's literally impossible for some berts to descent slower than 70 km/h
>>142901163>On Saturday evening at 8.40 pm, the emergency services were called to a fatal accident at the foot of the Kluisberg.>A cyclist rode down the Kluisberg and was able to take the first sharp bend, but at the second sharp bend near Boskouter he rode straight ahead and ended up in the fence. Emergency services arrived on the scene, but were unable to save the man. He was cycling with his brother, who did not see the accident happen because he had fallen behind.is all it says, happened on pic related
>>142901267>because he had fallen behind
>>142901267I like doing this climb because it isn't cobbled and fairly long
I really want one of these, must be fun as fuck to ride around in themhttps://x.com/i/status/1814646169307345398
>>142901267Appearantly the victim was a 47-year old Frenchman
>>142901487S
>>142901485id love to be your passenger if you ever get your hands on one!
>>142901512that was a fruity post!
DAYUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
>>142901582Parody account
It's 2024 and french best ranked GC runner is Squillaume MARTIN ahead of Julien BERNARD
>>142901617Martin had to get in 3 breakaways for that top 15 including one where he finished 13min ahead of the peloton
>>142890492why stop at 3? why not bring a small backpack with 10-15 spare tubes or even add a framebag for extra 10 spare tubes?
>>1429016172 years ago madouas top 10'd the tdf
>>142901582Pogacarthe hecking wholesome funny man with a moral compass like a whore
>>142901591More like fake than parodie
>>142901655Tour 2022 didn't have a good GC field after the podium
>>142899446Mou shitposting
>>142901668bros we can't take this disrespect
>>142901662seething
>>142901582that's so much cheaper than investing in football.
>>142901662Loyal employee staying at one company his whole career. Earns his pay rises through exceptional performance. #respect
You all realise it's a fake account, right?
you are a parody account
and not one cent will go to the French govt
>>142901668I don't even know what's worse between Gaudu 4th, Mentjes 7th and Madouas 10th.
>>142901907you are a parody account of park tool
>>142901931bob jungels 11th
>>142901933when he's out cycling he's a tool in a park
>>142901695gaudu nerd looks and acts like moho, embarrassing sight
>>142901961what an insult to Mohoric. very rude
>>142901582mfw the parody comes truedidn't know rogla is earning 4.5 milly at bora, probably not their proudest investment
>>142891598Best moment of this boring ass tour
pogi dopitini
WE LIVE INSpainPolandAustriaItaly
BAD LOOK
>even low-speed riders like David Gaudu, Felix Gall and Sepp Kussspleedlets on blast
>>142902166I still can't believe that Primoz Roglic will finally win the tour. 57 seconds are more than enough for rogla to take this home before the last ITT.
>>142902166There is no way pogi does the descent at 100km/h to win this stage.
pwhoar Jonas looked good yesterday next week will be crazy
what was all that Buitrago drama about?I did not pattt
caraRAT this years super combativeget fucked norgays
>>142902194I was thinking that but the descents are easy and he has done them 1000 times before so even at 90% effort he will not lose more than a couple of seconds
Last year I loathed Jonas and Jumbo with a passion and this year I find myself rooting for him. Wtf is happening?
>>142898178based
>>142901973don't get me wrong, he's an incredibly nice guy, but these constant praises of his intelligence seem a bit over the tophe's merely that tech savvy "screwdriver" guy who would know how to fix your tractor or a ****e* bike, not some tactical 5d chess gigabrain
>>142902238you already asked this yesterday
>>142902238you are affected by the contrarian asshole mind virus, many such cases
>>142902238I too rooted for him yesterdaythis can't be cured, I am afraid
Today Simon Geschke's saying goodbye to the tdf. Say something nice about him.
>>142902257S
>>142902257why is he elite?
>>142902257Genuinely did not know he was in the race until I saw this post.
>>142902238bertollo is right, contrarian asshole mindset. Additionally you also have no moral compass
>>142902238some people always root for the underdogsome people always root for the best
>>142902257I care very little about him as a rider
>>142902238because it's cool that he came back to such a high level from a serious injury and the race would be zone 2 for Pog without him. [spoiler]dumb frogposter[/spoiler]
>>142902238weakness. ngmi
>>142902225Sticky bottle shenanigans, doesn't matter
>>142902238because you're a retard
Carapaz super combative
Bert super inattentive
Pog will have more than 10000 UCI points on Tuesday
>>142902238You're weak.
>3 km to go>basque commentary switches to englishwell that is weird
>>142902425How many Astana Qazaqstan Teams is that equivalent to?
>>142902425Close to 9000 points just this season. Olympics, WC, Italian and Canadian races still left... he's finishing the year with over 12000 points, isn't he?
>>142902529Olympics he'll be mid
Bart BUIJK is in Indonesia
>>142902425that's more than the entire quick step team has... memco should earn some couple of UCI points though.
Flower of *ngl*nd, Cat Ferguson, wins in Pais Vasco
>>142902590>Cat Ferguson
>>142902595ayy lmao
>>142902595bruh wtf
top 10 starts around 18:30i fucking hate these late ass starts
Remco Evenepoel found a note from his wife Oumi at breakfast. He posted a photo of the encouragement on Instagram."Whoaw, your last f*cking day!!! So proud that you made it this far," writes the other half of the number 3 in the Tour."Make it an iconic 33.7 km," she continues. "You are the one and only Flash Mc Queen. Go, go, go, baby!"
>>142902777zigi and fishgirl were there, but she left because of bullying?
>>142902777
>>142902741Yeah it spells a very short post Tour rideNot that it matter, it's over 30 degrees from 6 am till 10 pm
>>142902777Do zoomers have any inner connection with themselves or is it all larp of some amalgam of your favorite social accounts?
>>142902257I will miss kwabschkeposting.
gonna need Jonas to say today if he does Vuelta or WC like he did last year
NicebertsI need quick rundown on weather protocol
>>142902860please bertacek i already posted about this yesterdayASO will do the hecking lame and say the times will not count towards the GC as usual
>>142902870I know you did but I am asking NOW
God this tour can't end soon enough
>>142901883>tax dodging islamic oil sellout couldnt possibly be anymore soulless
>33 year old Polish man rides chutes and injures himself on the descent from the Gotthard passhmm those Poles are at it again
>>142902777>Flash Mc QueenI had to look that up. Does she mean to imply that Remco is motodoping?
kneel
>>142903032this
>>142903132The face of arrogance, pride and hubris. His downfall cant come soon enough
I always enjoy the tour regardless of how competitive it is
>>142903193
>>142903132no
>>142903251
>>142902257What does a bottom 2/5 rider even make? A living wage and that's it?
>>142900619>grugmvdp
Say something nice about Denmark
imagine being swiss or german sucking on pogis cockhow low and desperate you must be in life
>>142903273Minimum wage for a world tour rider is $50k, no way that someone like Geschke is making less than low six figures.
>>142903273Nearly everyone in WT is going to be on over 100k/year, exception being some neopros maybe.
>>142903304>you cant root for a rider unless you have his nationality!lovely take
>
a swiss and german sucking german cock how is this a big deal?
Can't wait for 2025, fun breakaways will be on the menu again
Big Tom did a recon of the stage to day. Dude looks like he still has a blast cycling, sucks that he couldn't take the mental side of being a pro athlete.
>>142900760has only won 2 so far
>>142903325you canbut you can't because germany are a footnote in this sport and all your riders are frauds
>>142903364i dont give a single shit as long d*nes are losing
>>142903384cope
what a good day ahead of us, lads. luv pogi, luv winning, let the haters seethe.
>>142903348He refused to be Jumbo’s Guinea pig after 2020. Vingegaard stepped up in his place
>>142903399;)
>>142903406burgerpogibert stop using a finnish flag
>>142903344>breakawayssorry bert, pogacar has his eye on cavs record now
>>142903314>>142903323Meanwhile jumbo visma bragged about their female team "still working on the side" (having to)
>>142903384hear hear
Alpine roads, take me homeTo the place I belongSouthern France, mountain mamaTake me home, alpine roadsAll my KOMs gather 'round herCyclist's lady, friend to blue waterBright and sunny, painted on the skyMisty taste of champagne, teardrop in my eyeAlpine roads, take me homeTo the place I belongSouthern France, mountain mamaTake me home, alpine roads
>>142903427Women make less. Minimum is 30-50 for WT. Vollering is the highest paid iirc and she's on 350k a year.
>>142903344Now that cav has his shitty record they make make sprint stage with hills at the end to spice things up
will any team step up to the plate with a new contender or are we stuck with jonas vs pogi for the next 5 years
GT leaders by country this year2 - Ecuador1 - France1 - Slovenia
>>142903472Jonas wont be at the top for 5 more years
>>142903446Siva pot vodi me,kamor hoče srce,na Gorenjsko, kjer gore so,vodi me siva pot.>a version about pogiland
>>142903472
>>142903348It's a sad development. I've seen it in a lot of different competitive scenarios. You go from fucking around and being good to having to perform every single time, no chances to do a funny maymay, yet you see your genetic superiors do so, cause theyre having fun and kicking ass doing it.I can see why you'd rather retire and become a coach or commentator than a bottom 10% rider.
>>142903472yeah no will beat bernal for years
>>142903481>>142903481He'll retire when his contract runs out
>>142903481so you're saying my boy matty jorgs has chance
>>142903478delet
>Cicco doing this TT on a normal road bikeare Trek stupid?
>>142903472Giulio PELLIZZARI and Davide PIGANZOLI will soon join the cast of elite grimpeurs
>>142903500most likely
>>142903472Seixas vs Albert in 2028
>>142903517fugly desu
>>142903517ASO should ban the leader from wearing any other yellow besides the shirt
>>142903517keksponsors are seething that the last stage is a TT
>>142903514what is he even doing outside of cycling?
rain and thunder in late julyi'll take it
>>142903555no one knows
>>142903555caring for his family, raising his childrensomething most men children in the peloton wouldn't get
>>142903557its been raining for MONTHSppattw
>>142903517meh
>>142900936of course there's no French or British edition, kek
>>142903555fishing?
Happy world tour time trial day everyone
>>142903555he eats a lot of kebab and spends all his time with Trine and probably just stays at home, he doesnt seem to be very socially outgoing
>>142903555He is going to be a world champion dad :)
Kelly in studio
>>142903579Not enough in retirement.
>>142903517oof, looks like a DHL bike for Puck
>>142903612why was this bitch dressing so modest this year
>first time the last stage is not in Paris>first TT finish since 1989pretty historic day
>>142903634Her Moroccan husband forces her to.
>>142903629me and the boys when Horner drops a new video
i bought some icecream for this TT
cav looks happy
>glasses under the visorthe absolute scenes
cavenshit
>>142903460kek moonen earns more than that by posing in bibs and socks twice a week
>>142903679Well what sort, hopefully mit chocolate chips
>>142903668>Polandballs in the back
>cavcome on son, it's your last TdF stage, at least push some watts
>>142903773raspberry and lime
country rampastake me hometo the placeI belong
Jonas chilling in Tratniks home in Monaco before the TT
>last time a bike race went to Monaco
>>142903829top fred setup
>>142903778
>>142903803If I'm eating ice cream its either >mocha chip, black raspberry chip, strawberry chip, or mint chipIs it even worth eating without chocolate chips
>>142903898kek!
>>142903946choco icecream is kinda overrated
imagine if cavendish chutes haha
interesting video by GCNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfyoymifzxo>>142902058so true king
imagine if pogi chutes and loses his GC on the last stage haha
>>142903898polol
just dawned on me this is the last race Vingegaard will do this year
la goblina
>>142902836the last person possessing a soul at birth was born on 31 December 1999
>>142904101today is the best day for the just stop oil to attack and murder poogacunt for the sake of the environment. it makes enormous sense because he's sponsored by UAE the oil state. if the activists cared for the environment they would do it.
>>142904032
>>142904194surely not
UAE pas normal is Valle d'AostaAostan RAI has NO PROBLEM broadcasting from tunnelsWIDAR busy wheelsucking like no tomorrow
>>142904359My bad, I meant to say>TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
>leaders start at 18:30*yawn*
And WIDAR seething in the finish for no reasonHe truly is the next EVENEPOEL
i miss Chris Froome winning the race, such a nice guy also. I wonder when we're going to get another TdF caliber talent.
>>142904279give me home made vanilla icecream over choco homemade icecream always
>>142904359>Widar>height: 1.66mhow are people so SMALL
new thread >>142904501new thread >>142904501new thread >>142904501
>>142904498I agree with that but if I'm buying at the shop I want some nice chunks in there
>>142904323maybe he'll take his revenge in the CRO race again but what is there even if he does not do the vuelta
>>142903478incredibly based
it’s over Sir Mark to retire
>>142905595Is it Mandela or hasn't he retired before? Like last year..
