Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 21 (ITT) (Final)Monaco - Nice33.7 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 20:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-20-gcStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-21/live/startorderLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-21/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV14:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142888546
>>142904501Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
They're really sending morgado to l'avenir? Sounds hardly fair
>>142904620Seems like a climblet so probably not doing anything
i remember the good days like the giro dumoulin won. such fucking soul. nibali, quintana, dumoulim, pinot. now we get fucking 2 dopers doing 7w/kg winning every stage off sheer power. this sport went to shit.
>>142904668didn't he say he wanted to be a GC guy? Maybe that's his way of trying that
Widar vs Seixas vs Albertthis is the future of ciclismo
>>142904747Is albert a manlet too?
>>142904620Supposedly it's his main goal of the season. Wish he was selected for the Olympics instead.
>contre la montreZzzzzzzzz
>no louvre kino shots today
>>142904778no he is more like Pogi
>enters thread
Have an eclair left over from people visiting yesterday, will be polishing this off during the race.
>>142904778seixas and philipsen are both 185 cm manlets
>>142904870thank god faggots like you will be gone in 4 hours
this should be the standard climb profile style
>>142904891For me it's paris Brest
>>142904938please bert dont post this schizohe is even more mentally retarded then what is good and normal for /cyc/ schizos
>>142904960but that's not the side of today
>>142904870He'll be disqualified by this time tomorrow :)
>>142904988I know yeah just showing the fancy profile style
>whizzing drone behind you in the descentinsane
pogi should try to win all 3 jerseys
>>142904935why so pissed? relax a bit, appreciate and enjoy the greatness happening in front of your eyes, these are historical moments
>>142904891I don't like chocolate on donuts
>>142905093kys
the top squeaky clean grimper? it's SEPP kuss
>>142904938no matter whether this was true or not, you can bet for rogers to crash out before then anyway, so what does it matter if he peaks in week 3 lmao
This french ice cream tastes like there's sand in it
was in the pub in Nice one time with me mate. there was this cracker barmaid serving us. we were getting on great with her. then I went to the toilet and my mate scared her off by being a creep and she hid on the other side of the pub for the rest of the night. he wouldn't admit what he said to her. anyway Eze just reminded me of that because she had recommended doing the hike up to the old village.
>>142905148take my advice and you'll be happier
>>142905131Not a donut, it's not fried. And choux pastry is very different from donut dough
>>142905205That's a nice hike
Life was great between Jonas winning the sprint and Pla d'Adet.
>>142905172>flies into someone's wheel
why is the fish not doing one day races? does he not realize how strong he is?
>>142905205happened to me in moscow. was having a great time with one of the barmaids, she even gave me a kiss on the mouth on my way back from the toilet while she was walking around the pub. next round she comes to our table, my mate asks her "by the way, how much do you cost?" and she flips her shit and ignores us for the rest of the night. really got blueballed by my mate, was a shame because she a) spoke english well and b) was a literal 10/10.thank you for reading my blog post
this is not a very compelling time trial course
>>142905275he's a distanceletI remember how good he looked in lombardia and then he suddenly completely disappeared after 220km
Dillier sucking wheels
>>142905275he's only good after rest days
>>142905275he is gonna win the WC in zurich in a couple of months
Kek imagine getting dropped by a lad on a road bike
>>142905205>>142905280Looks like Being a barmaid really suck
how many of you Belgians sound like Campy when you speak English?
too bad it's not sunny, bit disappointing
>>142905172I wish that was a ukranian drone
they should have to do a rhyme trial
>>142905453only the antwerp boys
lenny martinez was in this race?
Lenny smashing it
berts it's unfair how pretty the Riviera is compared to my piece of shit country...
It has been such a great tour this year. And probably the last time we will see some tour legends like Romain Bardet, Cav et al. Now we got solos rolling over the line today. In a different city than usual. No team photos, no glasses of champagne along the way. No yellow jersey being the lead out man to a sprinter. No fun?
>>142905446well she certainly would've been sucking my dick if you catch my drift
>>142905548we said this last TT and he ended 50th or something
>>142905537Did you not watch the first TT?
>>142905580That feels like a lifetime ago
lmao imagine if he crashed giving high-fives
i won't really miss cavendish
imagine he OTLs
ok nice cav, now fuck off thanks
mhmm is this guy real
i thought he was in talks to extend his contract for 1 year?
>>142905566Yeah I love the traditional last stage of the Tour. Sun setting through the arc de triomphe as the pace gets higher and higher. What a vibe.This sucks.
>it's a cav cries episodewe've only seen that about 100 times nowheavy roid use causes emotional instability
what a pointless stage. don't think anyone is taking it seriously except the 5-10 people going for the stage win.
Grug on his road bike
Honestly the drone shots arent even good. They kinda convey the speed better but nothing else.
>>142905667ITT shouldn't exist.
>>142905707shooting a canyon commercial while we're at it
>>142905656wait til you hear what his middle name is
>>142905667Also no Pogi retard attack at the end. I'm sure Remco would have joined him this year.
Pogiesque gaps considering it was only 5 stages
>>142905566It just doesn't feel special.>>142905710drone shots here at the hungaroboring gpit is awful
>>142905667>>142905566is the reason why its not finishing there bc of the olympics?
>>142905800yes
>>142905707>please buy the new Aeroad. it's as fast as a TT bike I swear.
>>142905667>All the young danish lads riding up to have a bev with the studio hosts:(
>you'll never have a house on saint jean cap ferratwhy live?
>>142905763>ynr the based group riding away in the vuelta last year
>>142905864Beach erosion would be a constant worry
is pogicar really that good or does everyone else suck?
>>142905864Every time I see a nice remote town, I immediately just think "Oh. remote IT work or early retirement only". No jobs, no infrastructure, no public transport. It fucking sucks.
>>142905827
>>142905864>buy this house>be sad because you didnt get that chalet in the alps instead there is no end to consumerism
>>142905627Dude needed to break the record 3 years ago
i get why its in nice buy why an ITT on the last stage
>>142905972100% a chalet in the Alps or the Pyrenees is the way to go
>>142904833Thank G-d.
>>142905972The chalet costs maybe 5% of that house, if you can get it you can get both
is cavendish even good. how good is he relative to track cyclists.
>>142905972If you have money for those houses you almost certainly own a luxury chalet already
>>142905925everyone else sucks, NBA average salary is >12 millies. There just isn't real money in cycling. Poorest monkey hooper is making 1.2M, that buys you a top tier rider.
>>142906044you get my point, a nice chalet, a house in deauville, a villa in corsica ...
>>142906097remco prob should have just played soccer. the manlet turning radius is wasted in cycling.
>>142906059FUCK TRACK CYCLISTSAND FUCK ASIANS
For some reason I didn't imagine a situation where the yellow jersey would have such a lead for this stage. I was imagining a nail biting time trial. Organisers probably should have gone with a road race.
so does the wine come with the house then?
>>142905771That's a lot of shitters, the starlist was awful
>>142906097>you're born a sports prodigy>destined to be #1>...>badminton/handball/cricket/cycling/water poloIt must suck so bad
>>142905629if Lenny took over 2 minutes.. could it happen?
>>142906230probably
>>142906253>Getting paid for doing what you love must suck
>>142906275I've heard enough. Buying ithttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/149971688?currencyCode=GBP#/?channel=OVERSEAS
>>142906230Why are people so greedy? Most of this is completely unnecessary
>>142906139Sure. I just want a shill house to spend summer though
>>142906271nah you get like 9 minutes and they calculate what average speed they need beforehand
>>142906253the best cyclists and cricketers retire in their 30s with millions in the bank. bad example
>>142906201>Yatesi vs. Carlito and Cicco vs. Santi doesn't excite him
GOAT
>>142906294With that much money why would you ever buy some soulless modernist building
>>142906097america is its own ecosystem, apehoopers outside of america make nothing aswell
>>142906290This was always lost on me. Among normies, it's top 1% this, ceo that. People who actually have a passion just want enough to pay the bills. Anything above that is extra, and if they become a millionaire, they just keep grinding cause they love it.A professional could be making 20% above minimum wage and be happy>>142906324Still, names that never reach the mainstream and earn as much as a top 150 footballer, being a top 10 in whatever
Final issue with me bike fixed. Pedal inner axle cover was pushed a bit forward, creating a "will" and thus clicking when MASSIVE watts were applied.The bike is now state-of-art shape and should be good to go for at least 50 km
>>142906352>names that never reach the mainstreamSounds like a net positive to me
>>142906345>Fans blasting 50 Cent as he rides bylmao
what's the timecut?
>>142906352oh no I only made 10 million doing what I love. poor me
>>142906375You see the same shit in academia. A literal multi phd top professor omega goat kino zyzzer in some specific niche of geology, a rockstar among his peersfucking nobody in the grand scheme of things. Probably doesnt make much nor does it matter to them>>142906421aint nobody making shit in your country blud
Memco‘s gonna choke today, isn’t he?
>BIRMAY OTL, PHILIPSEN wins the green jerseyNothing personel
>>142906444He's not the favorite in the first place
>>142906294what sort of property taxes does France have?
>>142905172>tf>tp
My fraud Lukas KUBIS wins in Poland
>>142906467Better than most US states.I looked it up a few years ago when I considered moving.
sainbayar mentioned on flemish television
>>142906350That's arguably the same for every sport. The talent stream to the top in any sport is much harder outside the main circuit, same goes for footie, cricket, hockey, cycling and everything else.
Youtube chat at .. the Grand prix de Perenchies
aight gotta go watch the hurling. no chutes now
>>142905864just buy a house in rural south italy or spain. About 20 times cheaper and the sea is nicer
>>14290642033%41:04 for the stage winner if you want to see cav out
>>142906683>33%wtf
>>142906584kek
Is Girona super expensive? or is it only popular with cyclists?
>>142906715Nothing in spain is expensive
>>142906650spain is going to become a desert and southern italy will be blown to pieces by campi flegrei
wtf De Lie finished? for some reason I thought he abandoned
>>142906253#1 in cycling does just fine, sure it's not neymar level fine, but the problem is that the average guy in the peloton is sacrificing a lot and getting what? 70k? by comparison someone with the same level of dedication wageslaving on IB, corporate or consulting will be making a LOT more.
>>142906759why is Spain so poor?
all these berts with such good taste in real estate could help select the location for my next movehardmode: USA only
I honestly had no idea Laurance was in this tour de france
>>142906830Some ski station in the rocky mountains would be my guess
How the hell is Van Moer that fast? Timing error?
>>142906830buy a derelict factory in detroit for 3 bucks
>>142906902That will be $1.5 million plus tip
For me its coconut ice cream
>>142906830oh, why not the beautiful town of Oakland, CA? A unique neighborhood, right across the most vibrant town of SF, a hidden gem really.
>>142906830utah
>>142906948I have no idea where is it cheap to live.
>>142906830Burlington, VT
>>142906830Somewhere PNW
>>142906830Montana total no brainer
Being a tourist is tiresome. So glad i have a full year before watching this shit again
>>142907006only after the cascadia earthquake.
>>142906764>italy will be blown to pieces by campi flegreithere's like an average of one explosion every 50000 years, it might be tomorrow just like 6500 years in the futureyou wouldn't move out of the US because of Yellowstone right?
>>142906902durango would be goodI do like to be near the water thoughever>>142906941not comfy
>>142907053you should watch one day races
>>142905275He hits a wall after a certain amount of kms. He can't do really long races
>>142907053you WILL watch Pogi win other stuff, you're addicted now
based kelly bullying the bitch
the black man FINISHES
>>142907068>$900k for a run down 2br shack in Durango
>>142907123she's pathetic>I didn't mind losing
>>142906830New Hampshire
funny how they have to qualify bini as BLACK african kek
>>142907066it's quite a bit more active than that because of overlapping craters erasing the previous ones. i wouldn't worry about yellowstone but i'd be concerned about naples.
>>142906953too many "people" methinks>>142906965anything more specific?lack of water seems like a bunmer>>142906987been there, done that>>142907006seems plausible, but that is a large area to choose>>142907016it's attractive for sure but not as clear cut as it seems
>>142907006>Hello cloudy and overcast with rain my old friend
pretty chady
>>142906830only nice areas in the US are gigaexpensive I've been thinking about moving to Tucson since I hate cold weather, but summers there look sort of insane....Tucson is surprisingly not super expensive (probably because the summer). places I've thought about moving to that might be affordable with good outdoors/cycling terrain, tolerable weather-TucsonChattanooga/East Tn Eastern Oregon Northern New Mexico
>>142907237Are you working online?
I love POGI
>>142906902>>142907068Telluride, Vale, Ourray, Durango etc are all only fun for tourists. The full timers are all crusty burnouts and life there year round is bleak as fuck. Soul sucking humans with low executive function running away from real adult life. Fun to visit but don’t move there. Just move to some Denver or Utah suburb if you need to be out there. Or one of the transplant-y Idaho/Montana towns.
>>142907237Chattanooga is pretty cute
>>142907237>AZ, TN>tolerable weathertip top jej
>>142907212>face born to mog>hairline born to sufferthe fate of steroid and HGH abusers
>>142907197how many millies do you have? what is the plan? FIRE? we need at least some pointers
>>142906467Not much, but anything above 1.3 mil puts you in the realm of real estate fortune tax.
>>142907198Just like home but with actual forests
>>142907350too many specifics would stifle the creative flamealready it's been useful to garner productive input from such an ambiguous problem statement
>>142907157interesting how skin colour suddenly matters when it comes to accomplishments
>>142907237Tucson is a good shout but it feels very small after awhile and people are kinda small minded there, but they’re nice and harmless and it’s easy to make friends. Tulsa has a program that pays remote workers to move to town. You can ride Cry Baby Hill every day. Texas is ass but San Antonio has decent cycling culture and has a hundred miles of greenbelt trails connected throughout the city.
>>142907315I have weird tolerance for heat thoughit was 90F and 65% humidity last month and I thought that felt perfect outI imagine that feels about the same as 105F with 10% humidity like in AZ. Literally the only place in the US with good weather year round is California and that is complete insanity. I get so fucking mad at how destroyed the nicest state in the entire country is...it's even so fucking huge that there is so much land that is not used. Even complete shitholes like Bakersfield are insanely expensive. I hate democrats so much.
>>142906830
>>142907198>>142907373Seattle actually has a lower latitude than køvenhagen Though
>>142907197provo or ogden, there's plenty of water.
>>142907466I wonder if Bertaček knew about this statistic
Any chances Cav to finish the whole thing dead last?
>>142907373oh god i just remembered how shitty our nature is too thanksim getting out honestly >>142907476'dont rate k*benhavn.
grug lowkey doing a good time on his road bike
>>142907499Shit air quality not good for cyclismo
>>142907590Being able to go out into nature without the smell of cow shit is too much to ask according to Danish politicians. Makes a man wanna move to the fjords of Torskway
not altogether unexpected that bert doesn't rate the midwest/greatlakes region
Lenny was really slurping the whole Tour has a fuck you to Madiot
>>142907499I keep thinking Utah sounds amazing but thing start reading weird shit how its super polluted and smoggy and there are tons of gangs and shitthat true?what are the winters like?
>>142907583He will be, BALLERINI ran faster
>>142907697Im more of a Thailand/ southern spain guy myself
>>142907713Gaudu tooI wonder what's going on internally at FDJ
>>142907755Park City avoids all of these problems
>boring time trial that no one cares about >rainy and overcast>in Nicewhat a shit final stage. where's the party? where's the fun?
>>142907444it's big businesses that have destroyed California since westerners first started settling there, it's a much more conservative state than the popular imagination would have you believe
>Bike companies need to provide 16 specific bikes>Teams need dedicated parts and logisticsAll for 100kms out of 3500.Ban of sprinter stage & TT when?
>>142907760At least some consolation after that one climb.
speak of the devil
f1 pretty kino today
>>142907868Park City is Telluride levels of unaffordability
Who's gonna be the first Slovenian to win Green jersey, its about time?
Was completely underbiked on my gr*vel ride today, rode like 10-12km/h for longer stretches on extremely rocky paths in the scorching heat. At least I came home just before a storm started.
>>142908051My dads got TT on the iPad and had it blaring during all the F1 crashing and radio whining so I couldn’t hear shit. Been a fun morning tho.
>>142908150should have opted for TT bike with MTB tires and road barssad!
>>142907769The humidity in Thailand would do me in. I just want somewhere with forests and a few lakes/shores for fishing. None left round here thanks to agriculture and over fishing.
>>142907979>actually believing what is objectively false to anyone with an IQ above 64 I guess things will get better now that all businesses and middle class are fleeing California, right?Most land outside of the Bay Area and LA is red, guess where al the policy that has absolutely destroyed that state for normal people comes from?
>>142907755i am from utah>pollutionmost of utah is a desert but the part where people actually live is in a valley surrounded by mountains. during the winter the smog gets really bad because of what is called an inversion, the smog gets stuck because it can't blow away and it sits low in the air. it gets really bad>gangs and shitlmao what? utah is 98% white and one of the safest statesthe winters are DRY! the kind that makes your face red and blistery and skin dry out and need lotion all the time. it snows a lot but the snow doesn't stick, it usually melts a day or so later. it's not like the north east where the snow stays for 5 months and never melts and gets dirty and gross. it will melt the next day and just be cold i miss utah every day. i moved away for grad school but won't go back as the californians flooding it destroyed the housing market. $700k for a shitty mcmansion? get fucked
I'm such a lazy fuck hot weather truly brings out the worst of me
>>142908280very Italian post, I like it
>>142908150take the USWE pill
Pivoted to F1 to avoid slurpage.Guess what, still slurped.Any chutes or anything remotely interesting happened?
>>142908264where do you live now?
>>142907979>"It's all the colonisers and settlers fault obvi sweety"You can believe whatever you want, but the last 20 years, especially the last 10 have been an absolute free fall
>>142908416Pogacar crashed on the way to the start ramp and DNFed
>>142908264C*lifornians have managed to destroy affordability in the entire mountain west, really sad
>>142908549Please no such violent teasing.
>>142907979California is a one party state. It is totally irrelevant if there are a large amount of individual conservatives because their franchise is dwarfed by lumpenproles
Kek at that Lenny Martinez guy, also completely forgot he is in the race .
>>142908358But I wasn't thirsty.
>>142908559Housing is destroyed everywhere. The government gave financials like Blackrock management of public pension funds, which is literally trillions of dollars to play with. They are using this money to buy up all housing to artificially inflate GDP. 44% of house purchases in Vermont this year were by financials.
>>142908150There is a storm coming? Great. We did just have a whole three days of sun, so that makes sense.>>142908216I want to get away from the gloom and doom of the nothern hemisphere all together, im done mate, im gone, im dead.
>>142908264based mormon, I see your kinds near my workplace nearly every day and have good talks with them, joyful guys
Geschke celebrating fading into obscurity
The Geshke era is over
>>142908472tennessee but i hate it and have been trying to get a new job in another state but haven't been having any success, so i'm stuck here for the time being>>142908559even in tennessee it's happening. they bought their house in california for 100k years ago and sold it for 2 million and go and buy a cheap house in tennessee for cash and retire off the restit's impossible to buy a house here because you have to outbit the californians.
>>142908800pogacar looks different
Now that THE best grimpeur has ended his care, what will come after his reign of terror?
>>142908793Thank god
>>142908800>no popping cameltoewouldn't
had a mild crash on my gr*vel bike yesterday, came in way too fast to a turn; hard to see the trail when it's the same color as the dead grass
>>142908800Puffy
>>142908800damn lady
>>142908874the puffiest
>>142908865looks like you got scared more than anything
>>142908358This dude I ride with is an Uswe rep and got me one of the new insulated packs. Unironic game changer
>>142908810where in Tennessee? I visited Chattanooga a while ago and thought it looked really cool. I wonder about Knoxville too...I think that have a lot more crime. Super nice mountains there on the east side of TN. Western TN looks like a mix of scary black people and rich white trash.
>>142908865At least the grass is comfy to fall on
>>142904501wait the last stage won't be that fucking stupid semen slurping Paris stage for once?Based but too bad the race is over already.
>>142908865a VERY comfy place to lie in though
>>142908865kwab
>>142908865Where you at? I love riding the flow trails near me on my grabel bike.
>>142908865i love gravel so much i wish i had proper trails where i live. only shitty mixed use trails full of fat moms pushing kids on strollers
>>142908800
>>142908865curious that you chuted at all. I would've just kept going until I managed to come to a stop instead of trying to correct
>>142908998lots of thistles mixed in there, but it did soften the landing>>142908941I would have skidded out and hit the tree
>>142908865vaxxed
I hope the last slurping stage on Champs-Elysee is dead forever.
>Gook geschke fan soul
strongest kwabschke fan
>>142908986i live in the east, in the applachian part. i can't do it anymore, the people are absolute fucking retards. there is no education, no brains, it's all rundown trailers and povertyi don't want to sound elitist but i am better than these people and it bothers me living around themand these aren't "mountains" lmao, these are hills. being from utah where some of the best mountains in the world are, these are not even close
>Geshke ultras
>>142908800puffy clams...
>>142908810housing is insane everywherewho the fuck has money to buy a house now?I just don't understand it. My house went from 440k appraised to 830k in the past 5 years. I'd realistically value it at like 350k.It's complete nonsense.
>>142908865>found footage of a chute comicalesafa brian tier chest cams on all WT runners when
neilson closing that gap on grug powlessbeware
>>142908865all you had to do was turn left, i thought americans were able to do at least that when looking at nascar
cant believe we wont see geschke next year
>crampy gaining 30 seconds in the descentit's on now
>>142908865Is that you Roglic?
very small amount of slovenian flags in the crowds do they not know Pogi is winning the TDF?
are those his parents?
bretty good from campy
>Mother Martinez holy shit
>>142909315oh no it was on the flat
>>142909179You don't like the Smokey Mountains? I know they are nothing like that sort of big mountains in the west but I love that sort of terrain in the East, especially for gravel where it's all super steep punchy climbs that are like 5-20 min climbs where you can just go all out instead of just plodding along for 50 minutes on a 6% at FTP.
>>142909325never mind, it's pretty obvious that he comes after his dad
>>142908724Understandable, it's been incredibly miserable this year so far. Feels like it's been raining since February, with small 2-5 day breaks with a bit of sun.
>>142909325yeah
>>142909234>who the fuck has money to buy a house now?>I just don't understand it.hedge funds and large asset managers like blackrock to both. they're buying up the market and driving prices trying to outbid each other. it's coincidentally also the reason why no one does anything against mass immigration, because most western nations' populations would decline without it, and these hedge funds would then get into huge difficulties in the long run because there wouldn't be enough people to pay their outrageous rents. if the system crashes, 2007/08 will look like child's play in comparison
>>142909179>don't want to sound elitist but i am better than these people and it bothers me living around themI know what you mean, it’s the willful ignorance that’s so upsetting. Some people have a rough go and I’m not above someone just because they’re poor…but to be so proud of being dumb acting like they’re better for their ignorance is just bad for a community at large. Worst thing about where I live.
>>142909325>>142909371average swiss IQ
>>142909325imagine being born with symmetrical features
>>142909314Yeah, sucks when your country's best rider retires
>>142908724>>142909376rain all day tomorrow
>wasting space for museumswhy would you do that in Monaco? you can have those museums across the border.
>>142909409slovenia is part of greater germany desu
>>142909457Byger and "ustadigt" (their favorite word) vejr all week
it's kris frum riding with a bunch of gluttons
What's the most popular "hipster" clothing brand in your area? Around here it's by far PNS (closely followed by MAAP and Ryzon I'd say) but when I was in Berlin nearly everyone was surprsingly still wearing Rapha (which was a thing like 5-6 years ago around here).
>>142909382Yeah, I know...except the plan was to import new workers to keep the system going but it turns out importing 70 million people who can basically only clean toilets wound up being a net drain on the economy making things even worse, but the left is too drunk with the power it gives them politically so they keep it going. There is nothing but collapse in the future. Silver lining is I think the economy is basically functioning at like 4% efficiency right now, collapse will destroy a lot of the parasitic loss from public employment payroll, retarded spending/departments, destroy funding of universities, destroy a lot of wasteful welfare and redo the tax code which is complete insanity.
imagine the wattsdude was climbing on his bike with ease
>>142909573café du cyclisme
>>142909579the fatter you are the more watts you produce? why is pogi so skinny then
>>142909579is that lefevere?
>>142909382and before i get banned by the janny for racism or w/e, i mean this in a totally objective way, i work in private equity and it's literally what's going on.
cyclists don't earn enough to live in this building
>>142909579does running burn more stomach fat than cycling?
>>142909499Why are Germans so compulsively obsessed with claiming countries around them as theirs? Genuinely disturbing
>>142909576You’re one of the retards
>Castroviejo>Kwiato>2out>Nelson>HouleFun group of riders going out in the next few minutes
Patrick Lefevere calls Visma "sore losers" after comments about Tadej Pogacar's greediness "I didn't hear them say that last year. It's a bit of the language of the sore loser," Patrick Lefevere says in HLN, when confronted with quotes from his Visma | Lease a Bike counterpart Merijn Zeeman. The sports director openly asked himself whether Pogacar wasn't too greedy in this Tour.He further explains: "Giving your biggest competitor a stage as if you don't give a damn: ugly. As if you let your 5-year-old nephew win a game of Stratego because otherwise he'll start crying again. Giving a stage to someone with whom you've been fighting a life-and-death battle for every second for four years, that's a turd wrapped in gift paper. But criticizing a multiple winner because he wins a lot, that hits like a tuna on a drum kit."
>>142909606Makes sense if you're the Nice bert. I actually like their stuff, their bibs are somehow more comfy for me than the ones I have from Assos.
>>142909576>Silver lining is I think the economy is basically functioning at like 4% efficiency right nowjust look at twitter. elon fired 90% of the workforce and they had fewer outages since then than before lmao. and, as you said, don't even get me started on the public sector lmao.in 50 years most western countries will look like south africa with a very small affluent white majority and the rest will be poor browns/blacks
>>142909665concession accepted
>>142909234my house went from 250k to like 400k plus last year
I don't understand. last time I watched the Monaco race, they were driving upwards.
>>142908865Nice one mate, OC always appreciated.Looking forward to more webms from you.Cheers.
>>142909675I've never tried it, way to expensive
>>142909457>>14290952318-22 degrees and no rain for a week is apparently too much to ask
>>142909637Houle prob makes 100-150K euros a year and local news filmed his Monaco appartment and it looked really solid in the uphills of Monaco.
>>142909704>in 50 years most western countries will look like south africa with a very small affluent white majority and the rest will be poor browns/blacksits already like that in Californialeftist policy benefits the ultra rich and government employees, everyone else suffers
>Campentard
bertaczek is in Nice?
>>142909710my dad's house is going up so much in value every year i couldn't even pay the inheritance tax on it were he to die now.
>>142909849not bald enough
the face of kwab
Luv Campy but he has a voice like he is fighting to hold in a barf.
Campanaerts has the weirdest voicesounds like a cartoon character
Wout van aert time
>>142909894Gotta love the Woutmeister. You just gotta!
>>142909867>inheritance taxone of the most vile things ever invented>let's tax you once again on a house we already taxed bought with money we already taxed from a wage we already taxed
>>142909896thats how all belgoids speak
It's unfortunate for TV that the stage happens on the first cloudy day of the last 3 weeks lol
>>142909849nah, that guy still has some hair
funky hotel
>>142909949don't forget he has to pay annual property tax on it, too. actual theft.
>>142909894hard to not look like a knob wearing that helmet
Gaudu not bothering with the TT helmet
KWAB
you now remember Tejada wasn't banned for the same thing MAL was banned for
>>142910008In Europe they wear more than a xxl t-shirt and cargo shirts.Its called élégance, you should look it up
that was the last astana rider
>stage so boring they'd rather show lengthy shots of some boat
2out looks slow
>>142909573>wearing clothes
>>142910201he said he wasn't even going to try
https://twitter.com/Nico_isn/status/1814964221659975819
Whoever though a time trial for the last stage was a fine thing to do, should be fired
>>142910213this man crossed the Alps just to come laugh at Gaudu#respect
can't remember a podium this good in TdF in a very long time tbqh
>>142910213My fucking GOAT
>>142910254I was just looking at these grandstands at the finish to see a guy pedal past every thirty seconds, and I thought, are these people having a good time? are they enjoying themselves? or thinking I wish I went to the casino instead
here's me re-doing it successfully
>>142910213Looking great, even got some arms
>Whoever though a time trial for the last stage was a fine thing to do, should be fired
>>142910322Looks comfy, would ride [spoiler]on a hard tail[/spoiler]
>>142910322Gopro settings?
Kulset with illegal sock height Officers please
>>142910322what camera is that?
>>142910328DEUTSCHLAND!
>>142910331the slim hope of the gc being close conceived this horror
>>142910379>>142910379gopro 10, had to compress the shit out of it to post here
>>142909671calling it as it is
Here is your cycling expert berts
>>142910380they really should
cute
>>142910213Why isn't he finally getting is girlfriend pregnant? How many photos does she have to upload with her nieces for him to notice?
>>142909849i am not a turbomanlet
Damn XCO is next week
>>142910414>average 7.3km/h
>>142909671We will miss him when he's gone
look at those simpsmarion barely laughed on france 2
>>142909671>a tuna on a drumkit
>>142910404What aspect ratio you at? Or you keep it at stock settings? Also how is this mounted? If I mount on the bars I get my hoods and if I mount under my wahoo the top of my tire shows up.
>>142910311casino, definitely casinoimagine if this was just a regular stage, drive around monaco following the f1 layout a couple times and officially star the race after that and the a leisurely stroll to nicejerseys all happy and together for the photo, UAE together for the photo and instead we get this?
>>142910414>439 VAM?
I wished she wouldn't blow a flute but something else
>>142910497already wrote down their names for the chance they become good cyclists later on
>>142910414how is it even possible to be this bad if you regularly ride?It's insane that he averaged those watts
Why don't cyclists need pitstops to change tyres
>>142910532She's 15 at best, what's wrong with the boomers in the thread?
>>142910414I didn't even realize it was on fuck ZWIFTpffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142910501I forget exactly the settings, but it's mounted under my computer
Concept: Time Trial but everyone starts at the same time
>>142910322you uploading on yt? id like to see the whole thing
>>142910564nigga she's very obviously older than 18
>every single person cycles in the Netherlands>no famous athletes from thereHow come
prince is the right level of comfy. kings get too much shit
new super secret TT setup for Jonas?
>>142910631???
>>142910532A trombone?
>>142910631puck moonen
>>142910631why dont you stop hiding behind a finnish flag retard
>>142910640Just imagine Vingo somehow taking 5'15" on Poggers today
Is it me or they filmed none of the IPT riders?Kinda raciss to be honest.
>>142910631
>>142910662For me, it's the Fagott
>>142910662I was thinking more of a fagott
>tfw no bassoon playing ciclista gf
>>142910694>>142910702Beat you by 16 seconds
>>142909949>>142910007You say tax, I think theft, simple as.
>>142910322>>142910404>VP8
>>142910322Looks slower than the first one, tho.
I pretend that it says Ulle war sauber
>>142910778based family man. the unmarried, childless quirky zoomer could never
>>142910816oh wait, now that I read it, just lol. what a faggot player.
>>142910816reposting for posterity
>>142910778>look at me im le family man with so much values and respect
>>142910816bit gay
>>142910851
>>142910823>>142910861the duality of the germoid
>>142904938Cope
Is finishing the tour de france an insignificant result?
>>142910778Cringe
>Wout slower than Cavendish
>>142910979worse hjaelper than Lemon
Wout should retire for his own sake, this is just sad.
>>142910778Bro needs to feast on some mommy milk
>>142910882kek
OFFICIAL Tour ratings:Surprise of the Tour>VINGEGAARD>BARDET>CAVENSHIT>MAS NICOLAU>CARAPAZ"Just as expected">VAN DER POEL>ROGLIC>AYUSO>GEE>LAZKANO>MARTIN>JORGENSOHNKWAK of the Tour>PHILIPSEN>HEALY>GALL>VAN GILS>CORT>WILLIAMS>fraud COSTA>PIDCVCK>YATESI>Team Groupama - FDJ>dishonorable mention GAUDU & MARTINEZ>Team Decathlon AG2R Dopage>BERNAL GOMEZ>Team Ineos MERDA>VAN AERTPas normal of the Tour>POGACAR>POLITT
why is there a statue of a naked man? they can't show that on American tv
>>142910979god please don't bring him to the olympics, let him get the flu or something remco for long rangestuyven for the finale if it fails
>>142910979He would have won 3 stages if Jesper wasn't such a ruthless cheater
>>142911034>"Just as expected">>VAN DER POELGet outa here. He's been a disappointment.
>>142911057>He's been a disappointment.just as expected
>>142911034true ranking but girmay is in surprise tier
>>142911037nice cock
>>142911037
>>142911057This is the second tour in a row he rode Tour as a Z2 training, surely you were paying attention
>>142911075I see
>>142911034>Surprise of the Tour>>MAS NICOLAU>"Just as expected">>GEEthis makes no sense
>>142911081real knowers picked him for their velogames
>>142911090feel free to install a statue of a goddess with puffy clams to even it out.
>>142911034Another truthful ranking
>>142911116MAS NICOLAU usualy rides the Tour completely invisible and you only notice him when he DNFs, this year he actually tried on two ocassionsGEE was expected to ride for Top 10 and he rode for Top 10
are aero helmets a fucking meme when half this TT is climbing and the other half is a descent with a lot of turns limiting speed?The riders without aero helmets don't seem to be doing badly
>Surprise of the Tour+Abrahamsen+Girmay
>>142911172the reddits
>>142911154aero helmets are to push out those last wattscan't save you from having shit legs
the eritrean community of nice
>French woman reported telling Powless he has the best time in broken english>He is surprised but happy but someone from his team confirms him he's 4th and he had to awkwardly explain it to her>She asks her if he's happy with his time as if nothing happenedMy taxes pay for this shit.>>142911222Nice.
>>142911222so1 cunt
>>142911222Hope they don't start street fighting each other.
>>142908150FL here, I'm having to deal with temps in the 90F-95F range and at least 60% humidity on average. Did my very first century ride yesterday in this hell on earth.
>>142911365Whoops meant for >>142907237
This is what will happen to cycling after girmay, it's fucking over
she wonwhat a surprise
it's over
>>142911403I'm surprised they have money to organize this shit was it even televised
French navy doing a special operation in Monaco
>>142911399god imagine the bus driving through these subhumans
>>142911404>he didn't buy a month of Peacock to watch the Tour and immediately cancel after it finishes8 bucks for 30 days isn't too bad
won't can't shan't
>>142911471
>>142911476I'm cheap as fuck, if I can get something free I do it. It's worked out well so far until today.
ACKermann skipped the warm up and ate a pizza
Ben Healy looks like a drug addict
even for KWAB standards is this absolutely pathetic
>>142911399>>142911513This is anglo culture, what does it has to do with africa?
>>142911527based partyman
>>142911034Bahrain such a KWAK that you forgot to mention them
>>142911537why are we sending him to OL again
>>142911555you stole german culture
grug was 3 minutes faster than wout on a road bike
>>142911399I hate these fuckers so much, they give another excuse for the general population to hate "cyclists" and they ruin the local critical mass ride with their car dodging bullshit
Thank you Abramhamsen for the memes
>>142911034always so butthurt about Remgod lol
>les jambes était laalso gregoire doing a save
gregoire almost ended his career
>>142911151MAS only tried because he was too invisible and was downgraded to breakaway shitterGEE wasn't expected to actually succeed at finishing top 10
>>142911399Why didn't someone just push these assholes from their bikes?
>>142911513Shame he didn't die
>>142911635Anglos are cowards. They apologized as he turned around them.
>>142910514Meters of climbing per hour
I love observatories
having a TT as the last stage is a disgrace and ASO should be ashamed of themselves
where's the hollywood sign?
>>142911258>>142911399>>142911513sometimes i wonder if black "people" want to get hated
somehow watching shitters do a TT is even worse than the slurp picture taking before the champs
booba
>>142911664Angles literally came from what is now Denmark lol
Zimmermann is too pure for this world
>>142911678yes, well,but ONLY 439?
>Surprise of the tour The doper being way better doped than anticipated was it for me
that hairline
wrong. these people are deceased.
>>142911733Why do you think those loosers left?
>>142911764oh nonono
me while watching this slurpfest
>>142911762Yep, Vingegaard really was better than anyone could have expected
lol that lady with the ALLEZ ROMAIN sign has a bunch of different signs for different riders. pretty based
A sport so boring the spectators are napping on the side of the road
>>142911513Honestly nice roll to not land on his head
>>142911788Evidently quite a few of them stayed
>>142911817The crowd antics are half the of the entertainment of these races
>go to local fritterie>koers is onfeelsgoodman
Kämna already got his post career job lined up
imagine living in the us and having to ride on highways hahahhahahahaha
>>142911764This guy is a national treasure
Bring your kid to work day
>>142911852with or without sound?
>>142911862Did you know they get butthurt if you change lanes
>>142911860germans are so god damn ugly
>>142911852one friet met stoofvlees sauces alsjeblieft
>>142911881With sound but it’s kinda busy unfortunately just going to take out should be intime for big guns
ONLY 20 more minutes untill the top 10 starts zzzzz
I just hope all the riders had fun.
Yeah this semen slurping sport isn’t for me
>>142911901these are 2 prime specimens, you on the other hand are a *nglo. so shut the fuck up
hindleybros.. we can still make up all that time right
>>142911729someone get the drone
nice handstand lmao
>>142911901gaylord
>>142911924already noticed that with your weak watts but thanks for affirming
>>142911901
>>142911843I get mad when they collide with riders. I know the yuroslurpers here call it kino or sovl or whatever but it makes me mad. Glad that guy on the bike fucked up that running asshole a couple stages back
>>142911945Why do people with money have no taste?
Time trials are kino. We need more of them. Bring back team time trials
>>142911970>he wasn't there for MAL going postal on some roadside fan during the Giro
>>142911975I find this to be rather tasteful much better than modern office building homes
>>142911975It's like 100 years old bert
Very boring
>>142911975rich danes don't seem to be much better in that regard
>>142911862No one rides on highways though, i live in Philadelphia and have a comfy route frol my apartment with not so many cars as soon as i get out of the city, it's mostly just through rich neighborhoods with big ass houses and some farms. Other than that you can drive to some kino climbing roads
>>142911996the only thing needing brought back is slavery so you wouldnt shit up this thread
>>142911975Looks good aside from that greenhouse looking thing
>>142912002>this tailor built domain built for a Vanderbilt magnate is more tasteful than suburban serial copies for commonersretard of the thread
>>142911862>>142912022It's actually illegal to ride on America's federal interstate highways. Lesser state highways are fair game but you have to be insane and on a death wish to ride these for long stretches. I avoid them and look for 2-lane roads with shoulders to ride on if I could.
>>142912049nouveaux rich make same office style buildings just larger
>>142912027>hating time trials this muchThe 2001 TdF which was the first one I watched and followed had 3 individual time trials and 1 team time trial. How fucking BASED and KINO
Pédale
>>142911975i think it looks pretty good
BUSINESS IDEA: Start order remains but clock starts with the first runner. GC leader could lose 4 hours on the last one if he's not ahead enough.
based Carapaz, fuck TT wankers
>>142912086
>>142912086>Danes is 5 minutesyes we know
>>142911901? literally never question my handsomeness
degeneracy
>>142912154>>142911929*
>>142911970Same, would only have been better had he fallen off the cliffside. Fat fucks who run and just generally act obnoxious deserve to be shot.
>>142912176kek
almost time
CARAPAZ CARAPAZ CARAPAZ
>>142912176It's a full moon tonight
Hope that ASO won't return to the usual fake boring stage in Paris, this is so much better.
>>142911852>fritteriea what
>>142912176
business idea, the top 10 starts at the same time but the moment anyone sits in a wheel they're DQ'd
>>142912176Would
in a road race tour TT is gay
how much money do you think the prince of Monaco paid ASO to have the race start in his gangster town
>>142912234Prudhomme already said next year is the champ elysée again. Something like 50 years after the first one or something
>>142912239a chipshop but better
>>142912056I live in a big Texas city and middle class to rich cagers actively want to kill you. Only places you can ride are the poor side of towns on the weekend and gravel bc only locals ride ranch roads and they’re actually chill.
>>1429122690 euros + 0 taxes
>>142912176>>142912232Oh shit, I just said that randomly and checked the lunar phases for the hell of it and there literally is a full moon tonightKEK
>>142912154is that you, shizo brit?I imagined you look waaay worse
>>142911970Thoughts on the fans in the 00s who used to run next to Voigt to scream insults at him for sometimes up to a minute? Hecking soul innit
You bunch of whiners. If Pogi and Vingegaard would have been close in GC this final itt would have been a dream, competition to the very end.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
>>142912310If you go through the archive you can even find a pic of his dick if you're interested
>Vayer calling for the return of Lance's 7 titles if we accept this shameless dopage from Pogibasé
remco with the hidden rainbow jersey
>>142912294suburban/regional australia is the sameI was at a party once and someone was unironically bragging about how he tries to run cyclists off the road
>>142912321I don’t care what they say, just don’t get in the fucking way and look like a complete subhuman while doing it.
>>142912348multiple even
>>142912348I would rather not
fake bird
>>142912294Nothing better than some compensating small penis in a giant pickup truck revving his engine and almost running me off the road, sometimes paired with honking and yelling. I don't understand the cager brain, why is their masculinity so threatened by some guy on a bicycle minding his own business?
>>142912310you can question my wattage and mental retardation but you can never question my objective handsomeness, I'm probably top 5 most handsome bert. hair helps.
what if /elite/ wins the TT
based cicco with clip on aerobars... He's just like me
real bird
hannah getting wet looking at pog
grande cicco in his battle with the sticky bidon cheater buitrago
>>142912274J’emmerde Prudhomme je veux du vrai vélo.
>>142911970its a sign of a high trust society. Imagine if such shenanigans happened here. 100% guaruntee lawless blacks or female tiktokers would so chronically interrupt the race for social clout that they would have to have crowd bans
>>142912423she's lesbian
wtf did a pigoen just try and take out Bardet?
>>142912353Yeah middle class suburban areas and their stroads here are death traps, people just rage at the sight of someone not in a car. Rolling coal happens regularly. The south side (poor Mexican area) is so much safer except for the occasional loose dogs. Them folks are just more chill and tolerant and aren’t in a fake hurry to go nowhere.
>Skoda girl
>>142912385based
what a mickey mouse race
>>142912496it looked trans
>>142912474fake news
FINALLY the TT is about to start
>>142912516looks like you have braindamage
>>142912479>women who arent fat are attractiveits amazing
>>142912496meh
the king comes
>>142908865usa looks like that? would have thought straya or south africa
>>142912473Nah because people here would be way more open to self enforcement and you’d see grabbing and punishing.
Remco is getting dropped by the ebike boomer
Nani?
remcowinner
Come on Remco my son, save me velodrama
>>142912560this was reported even before the giro
bing
>>142912560One last paycheck before retiring.
>>142912396Yeah man and people wonder why gravel’s taken off the way it has.
I can't stop laughing at this stupid helmet
>mateolmao
Rolling for Pogacar career ending crash
>>142912262This is such a brainlet opinion. The tour needs at least 3 time trials desu
These helmets
Jørgenson chute comicale
>Jonas with that spaceballs helmetlollmao even
Matteo "I know these roads like my back pocket" Jorgenson
CHUTE
what a peculiar chute
>>142912599I doubt he goes to monaco very often
>>142912552USA bigUSA diverse(geographically speaking)
Tramadol induced chute. Roglic has a worthy successor.
>>142912589ROLL
>>142912604>Jorgenson chuteA tit top-heavy because of the RIDICULOUS helmet, innit.
>>142912408>I'm probably top 5 most handsome bertprobably true judging by the amount of berts joking about beer bellies and balding at 30
>>142912473What self trust? Every stage there's people about to collide into someone and it happens every major road tour. Go back to pol
>>142912540I'm so lonely
bardet went for the water and not the fanta
>>142912604Imagine Pogi having a Rasmussen tier TT
au revoir romain
>half the top 10 under way and we keep seeing slow mo bardetenough already he's still riding next year too, it's like he's already dead
Will we see alien Jonas from last year today?
>>142912679>pedalSTROKE
>>142912679Is that a gel smearing out over the road??
>>142912679WTF
>>142912679glides like a condom he is
>>142912679why is his bibs so fucking wet
>utiliser la langue anglais sur le promenade des anglais France has fallen
>>142912698that's just jumbo sweat
>>142912706the preparations we do...
>>142912679He clearly needs 120mm cranks
LFG REMKING
>>142912552doesn't rly look like australia—everything is kinda paler here and anywhere that red is not covered in grass and trees>>142912483suburbs where the avg cagie is in a land rover or a mercedes suv are the worst for it
okay serious time now
REMCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yep, I'm now clearly in nap age.They're AMAZING.
ATTAQUE DE EVENEPOEL
Here comes evenepoel
>>142912751Good luck falling asleep tonight
>Let Tadej wave to everyone. We are here for something elsefucking kek
Vingo will win
>>142912641I'm saying it would be so rampant here that they would have no alternative but to ban and segment crowds far from the action. It is simply too tempting for lower beings to resist the attention and clout that would come with it, and combined with the money at stake for sponsors, our country would ultimately ban crowds
Here comes vingegaard. By how many minutes will he win today
fishboi means business
that Jonas start looked like Combloux
>>142906830Western MassachusettsGreenville, SC area (where I want to move for year round riding)NYC (where I'd live if I had more money)
vingo looks rapid
CAM ON JONAS
Pogi will wave to everyone and still overtake the Fish and Memco
>Remco already 3 minutes ahead of CringegaardIt's so over
>>142912827fuckwe might aswell pack up
Are the kids still asleep on the side of the road? Someone wake them up.
>>142912780This is nothing unexpected, I am also now years in the age of bad sleep.
weak start from pogi, it's over
>60-46pogi not falling for the one by meme unlike jonas
pogi has a roadbike on the car is he gonna swap?
you know why Pogi won this TDF?he didnt get his lips aids this time around
Yeah the Paris crit is ten times better than last day TT
why do they never use the back part of their seat in time trials?seems very uncomfortable
are the riders who live in Monaco allowed to sleep in their own bed or is the shitty cheap ASO provided hotel mandatory?
pogi not even wearing aero sockshe is just bing chilling
am I high or have we gotten like 0 intermediate times since tejada
>>142912885the later, they talked about this on German Eurosport today
>top 3 finally started>ARD is showing recaps
Memco smashes it rn
What a hellhole monaco isJust a rich people's kowloon
>>142912885Probs ASO hotel for the team spirit and so they don't try to sex and loose pressious watts
>>142912885hotels are mandatory no exceptions
>>142912889Tissot timing is broken right now the commentators have alluded to it being unavailable
Danish Eurosport talking about how there is only 30 seconds between Pogi and Jonas if you add the times of all the TDF's they have done against each otherkinda insane
>>142912906that's what you deserve for watching the staatsfunk
>>142912885>Letting Pogachud go home to his doper's nest lmao
Remsisters…I dont think Pog is waving to people.
Jonas ST Remco atm also Visma helmets are so ridiculous
Blew out my back spokes today, they got caught in the disc, gears, etc.. Bike totally fucked. Gonna have to ride my gravel bike for weeks fuck me.
Gall is an absolute shitter, this Tour has exposed so many one-week babbies.
surely wearing a watch during a TT is not aero
GEE PAS NORMAL
Pogi negative split?
>>142912967How did you managed that?
>>142912967broke a rear spoke the other day too (but while truing my wheel)fuckin annoying because I'd just fixed something else and went for 1 ride and realised the rear wheel was a bit off
GEE going rapid
>>142912984Was just posting it, poutine power.
Boomer here. When did they introduce this goofy helmet design?>Carapaz not wearing itBased
>>142912967>Gonna have to ride my gravel bike for weeks fuck me.truly a fate worse than death
Pogi's gonna pass Jonas
>>142912877Explaining to people that men that shave their legs, stare at each other's asses all day and sit with the saddle up their ass is a perfectly hetrosexual sport is getting harder each day
>>142912967>Gonna have to ride my gravel bike for weeks fuck me.It's more fun anyways.
pogi waving
Doper signaling to up the dosage
radio programs
>>142913001Probably going on the biggest cog made his derailleur pulleys get stuck in his spokes. The most common way of fucking your back wheel up
horrible timing and camera work subpar tour standards
people with flags on a TT in the middle of the road is a bit much
>>142912967kwabbed
they swapped the wout figure with the remco vuelta winners pose kek
>>142913053walloon menace
>>142913053>>142913064Holy based
Can Gee do it?
>>142913001Happened on a descent, tight banking turn.
>>142913041said this aloud and my dad is choking laughing. Thanks!
Boring
>>142913064dedication
Clare won the hurling. Honestly the greatest sporting event I've ever seen.
gall is losing his 13th place to martin on a TT
jorgenson third despite chutingpas normal
>meme bike change
no camera moto for Jonas?
>>142913053flamoid plague
lmao Gall
gall not normal
Wtf is Gall doing?
Jonas smashing it
gall too cooked for a bike swap kek
>>142913107>>142913126kek
>>142912741Here it’s lifted ford f150s and dodge rams. I acknowledged and waved a car thru the other day and he just buzzed and honked at me. Like…ok?
>>142913111they're moto pacing him
can we get some fucking images of jonas vingegaard hello
>>142912877UCI has retarded rules about saddle position (nose of saddle cannot be farther forward of the center of the bottom bracket) and being very far forward lets you put out more power by having the down stroke be closer to your hip sockets
Peak ad placement. Wonder how much they're paying him
does he even look at that watch while riding?
bizarre scenes
how reliable are these times?
How much is Pogi's fashion watch worth?
>>142913155they did our boy no good
>>142913163a fuck ton
top g
>>142913155Too much radiation around him. Expect broken power meters.
>>142913175somewhere to the tune of 300.000 to 1.500.000 euros
>>142913163At least 200 000 euros plus free watches
>>142913163Everything is for sale with the tax dodging oil sellout cheat
>>142913174jorgenson chuted, so I guess not really
>>142913163What's that, a Richard Mille?Shit watches.
Jonas pas normale
>>142913174
>>142913174I think they're good
>>142913163a lot for surehe was also wearing it yesterday
>>142913163good thing he's wearing laced shoes
>>14291317540000-50000
Landa Is a beast btw
Gall is so bad holy shiet!
what kind of name is GEE, what is wrong with leafs
>>142913249He’s winning the Vuelta
>>142913248
>>142911365I would just take up fishing or wind surfing if I lived there10m of climbing in 100 miles looks to be the most boring place ever for cycling
CAM ON JONASTRAMP SUM FORKING WATTS
CICCO NOOOOOOO
Doping Dane about to repeat last year's pas normal TT.
>>142913169lol
Is this the silhouette of a king's favorite consort?
Remember the last time it happened?
Jonas spending alot of time outside the TT barsmhhh
>>142913271I hear all their components rust fast as fuck if you live near the coast line.
>>142913175https://www.chrono24.com/richardmille/richard-mille-richard-mille-rm-67-02-automatic-extra-flat-wayde-van-niekerk-rm67-02--id21042753.htm
>>142913270Sheeeeeeit why dont the moroccans and erythreans and romanians not ganging up on him?
>>142913284that was so fucking retarded but I don't think he would've won without the helmet change anyway
REMKING
letting the fish know
>>142913291It's over
>>142913163But you can't make out the manufacturer's logo anyway...
I actually love how everyone is calling him the danish pronounciation "Yooooooo-nas" and not the english "Joe-nas"
>>142913243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoXyXiwOBg
Remking smash.
>>142913318Meanwhile, americans: cee-sar
Jonas - 19
>>142913318but that's the German pronunciation
>>142913318Well yeah, it’s polite to call people by their names. The British are the only people who don’t like doing this, part of what makes them the most hated group of travelers.
vingo rapido
I have seen enough, Jonas wins the Le Tour today
It’s over Remsisters
Binge smash!
Remcobros....
Last roll for Pogichud career ending crash
WATCH OUT GEE A SUCIDE DRONE IS CHASING YOU
>>142913284looooool
Remco getting humbled
PAS NORMAL!
Pogi chute brutale incoming
Vingegaard pas normal
pogi -7
What if a fan jumped into jonas? what would actually happen? nulled?
Pogacaca winning.
>>142913404Rolling
>Memco
>>142913419i have had enough
What do the people in this part of France do? Launder money?
Poggi about to make a HUGE mistake
DOPAAAAAAAAAAAGE
its over
POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG
>>142913435Retire mostly
>+7"VeneKWAB is done.DONE!
aero skin not helping here
Could you win tours in the past purely by being a mountain goblin and being shit at TTs?modern day riders are both mountain goblins and TT specialists
pogi climbs faster than I can ride at max effort on flats
my horny ass could not win the tdf, id be turning my head at every cutie in the crowd
why is remco getting heemed
PogaChud not even trying to hide his dopage maximale.
>>142913460Americans need to be banned from entering Europe
here's how remco can still win
>>142913453No TT km's have been declining for a long time so futher past more TT importance
>>142913469Not a Remco parcours. Should be less heemed come T3 and Finish.
Insane how white are the supporters
pogacar heard his boy remco isn't winning so decided to take it from pissma
>>142913469too much climbing
>>142913461A testament to the quality of the stuff he's supplied with, innit.
>>142913458its overim back to work tomorrow toofml
Alien pogi
Will Pogacar slow down at the end to let Vingegaard have the stage?
lets hope Pogidopi goes for it and chute brutale on the descenda broken spine would be good
>Dope-a-car
Yates brothers within 1 second.
>>142913458
>>142913453Bahamontes won the tour buts it's much better to be good at TT
Proper rampas
>>142913499checked
please fucking crash into a wall
>>142913499>he doesn't want TDF 202x kino for the next decadeI'm ashamed to be sharing my country with people like you.
>>142913490"Så du dette dersens horrible visuelle i går?"
The 2nd climb will kill Remco.Too steep
>>142913496he would only do it for remco, if he knows it's vingegaard he'll accelerate
GeeGee /cyc/ see you next year.Bises*
>>142913271Yep, no hills here only flats. For a 64-mile ride, Strava tells me my overall elevation gain was only 1,450ft, basically a flat line.
why is pogacar risking his career for one more stage win
>>142913535Jonas losing time to Remco at the moment Pogacar still gaining
Mes amis le dopage maximale pas normale est ici aujourd'hui n'est-ce pa
pogacar lives in nice?
>>142913463may I inform you that one side effect of tapentadol is reduced libido
someone who is a bus driver in Nice needs to give Pogi the Bernal treatment in the offseason
>>142913517"I was there bro.. it was so cool..."
>>142913517>heels down comfortably>knees slightly over toes>ass to the grass>spine uprightthis nigga squats
>we are getting the womeme tdf instead of finally a proper vuelta broadcastwhat am I paying these taxes for?
UNSCHEDULED DOPAGE CONTROLE
>>142913547Hunter's instinct
>>142913535unless it's some old Italian road, French roads aren't steep
>>142913571I watch for she
Lmao are those the Daltons?
>>142913571>what am I paying these taxes for?
>>142913602farmers hate her!
>Its Remchudover
Jonas smashed that rampas it's Remcover
Put this fucking manlet back in the pit
>>142913571Maybe they sell the rights as a package like FIFA did with tournaments for a long time
Remkings we're not coming back from this embarassment
HOW IS JONAS BEATING THE TT WC SO HARD AND YET GETS DESTROYED BY POGII CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE SOMEONE KILL THIS SLOVENIAN SHIT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Remco won 0 seconds to Almeida between T1 and T2.
It's Vingover
>>142913571>what am I paying these taxes for?old people and black/brown "people"
P O G I
JV HUMBLED
jonas on suicide watch
>bomb ass TT>Pogi still better fucking hell
The plots from this TT will be AMAZING.
>>142913617WTF I love female CYC(hehe)ling now?!
Pogacar not even tired. This guy is such a fucking fraud
Woah
GODCRASH THIS SLAVIC FUCK NOW
NO SHAMENO DECENCY
IN MOU WE TRUSTIN MOU WE TRUSTIN MOU WE TRUST
fishbros.... it was OUR TURN
>>142913693
This one is for the 2022 and 2023 TTs
>Tout est beau sauf son casquelmao
I have no mouth but I must squeak.
Mon ami on a besoin de ton piss et avec un test dopage speciale ton ejac aussi tes resultats sont pas normale detout
6 TDF wins is crazy
This is the cliff. This the last hope Daneberts.
ALMOST CHUTE VINGO
>>142913547How is he risking it?
Wait, how is Tejada still 1st?
>>142913697Mou said pogi has ultra instinct now, no chutes
his time said Z5 but his face said light z3
AAAAAAAAHAHAH IMAGINE POGI CHUTES OFF A CLIFF AHAHA
>>142913712
Santi RAPING Cicco
why doesn't the yellow guy sweat?
>>142913729Tajeda Pogacar
>>142913709this turns out to be a pretty awful sports year for Danebros. Guess all we have to hope for now is handball in Paris?
>Remco is the world time trial champion>gets his shit pushed in by 2 different peopleso the TT worlds means nothing?
KWAB Of The Day: joint-winners Ciccone and Gall
>>142913729don't know why they didn't suspend that fucker after the maynard shit
>>142913728People will start noticing if he keeps it up like that, la.
Imagine Poggers crashes out of the tour because he runs into the back of Fish.
Now I know he's 100% NOT doped because if he was he would fake
BIG POGI CHUTE DRONE KINO INCOMING
C'est pas normal
CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW CRASH NOW
the cell color in the excel sheet is going to be pitch black at this point
I can't help but think about Dark Helmet when I see those stupid TT helmets, or those white Spaceball helments in general.Based Caparaz for not wearing one.
drone operators in grabel are so much better
>>142913765TT worlds isn't a mountain TTGanna wouldn't win this either
Puhoaw Pogi truly pas normal
GEE GEE GEE GEE
This TT is handcrafted for Pogacar the whole final weekend in retrospect based Preudhomme
Danes being extra stinky today
>>142913807kek
>>142913765smartest american
How do you feel about the Return of the King?
PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH PLEASE CRASH
literally 20 people at the TDF finish line LEL
>>142913765TT worlds dont happen after 3 weeks of peak athletic effort
Normal.
Danes think everyone must cheat because they are cheating
>>142913812Mou already did the route 10 times with Pogi in tow
>>142913807baby baby baby
>>142913800They should hire Ukrainian drone operators :3
>>142913484>French>sees white people and believes something is wrongabsolutely disgusting country
lmao he has 5 minutes and he's railing every corner what an idiot
this nigga almost crashed
Pogi haters stay mad
IT'S OVER
>>142913848the cannibal is HUNGRY
>>142913848Dopebrain
>>142913851i will
A WHOLE MINUTE GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
>>142913846Nice projection
baby got back
>>142913848he wants to overtake jonas
I HOPE SOMEONE THROWS PISS ON POGI
Vingo = cleanPogachud = glows in the dark
>>142913848He MUST attack
>over a minute on the world championhow is he not getting vivisected by WADA as we speak is beyond me
>>142913848Poos wouldnt get it, this mindset is what will bring whites into the universe
Normale status, /cyc/?
>ynr pogi will catch jonas
Wherever I go I must kwab the weak
where's the shifter on those tt bikes?
>>142913765>climbing>final day of a GTmuch different from TT at worlds
>we're going back to another 35 years of meme slurper champs elysses stages "DUDE THEY ARE LE DRINKING LE CHAMPAGNE" after this kino
>>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD >>>POG = GOD
holy kino
FUCKING CRASH INTO A ROCK WALL ALREADY
>>142913887
ITS OVER-59
This madman really wants to overtake Jonas at the end, he goes for 2mins
DOPAGE!!! PAS NORMAL!!!
>jonas almost crashed>Poggi almost crashed risk brakes look dangerous ngl
I never doubted mou
Okay lads, I'm off to try unclipping my chain for a thru cleaning and lubing tomorrow. See you in 45 minutes.
Pogi GAS
Not a fan of Nice id rather be in Monaco
>>142913892they have them on both extensions and on the base bar, brakes only on thee base bar
Seething danes = Best Tour in years
>>142913887for todays standard, normale
someone throw a flag into his front wheel
>>142913890Yeah thats why he is taking so much risk. Doper is sadistic motherfucker
>GIRO 6 stages>TOUR 6 stagesPOG = GOD
>>142913917>risk brakes
Why broadcasters don't show Tejada in the hotseat? R they racis'?
But how pas normal (within the limits of decency) is Jorgenson???
tiz is shitting the bed
>This was the... biggest... mistake of his career. Biggest mistake..... There's nothing else to say... What he did today?... What else can we say?.... biggest mistake....
>93km/h
>some dude with a camera sticking out the corner where riders are going 90km/h+ madman
2 minutes ago#5,541Is this performance more insane than what Jonas did last year? It probably is
>>142913931this. dane seeth has been amazing
Tejada PAS NORMAL
this years tour has been much more entertaining than last year 2bh
93 km/h on a bike would make me shit my pants
>>142913964Jonas performance last year was believable but this today, that's not normal
>>142913974>pogiwinslol>entertaining
Pogacar better never show his face in Danmark ever again
>>142913920cow goes mou mou
>>142913960what did he mean by this
Johnnyglamouresque
Jonas cycling with the fear of his life for the humiliation lol
Greatness.
What place is Lachlan Morton?
Landa's best TT ever?
>>142913990i cant think of any reason why he wants to go there in the first Place
>>142913968its just one autist popping off
>>142913983halfway through jonas was literally the bookies favourite
he nearly caught him, pas normal
I wish Pog would do the OG ITT instead of Tratnik
>>142913964Jonas TT is completely overblown in pas normalityPogichud descended like a turd in that TTHe also did a bike change last 6km was a 8% climb too which would greatly benefit Vingegaard
>>142913990are there any holiday destinations in Denmark??
this is just too obvious Tadej Armstrong getting nut cancer soon god willing
>>142913977I can't go over 65 km/h without freaking out.
>>142914024Costa Kalundborg is famous
So Nice is the Miami of France?
>>142914009it's about 98% of danish posts
>>142914024Germans seem to think so
>>142914028Same.. Once you hit those 89 kmh? Wew
final sprintit's nice
>>142913983at least the first two weeks
If i was Pogi i would buy me a comfy house here
>>142913990Like he ever did, lol.
Must be nice to spend a comfy day on the beach, then walk a few meters ans see the tour finale
Remco’s chamois look so much juicer than everyone else’s.
>german commentator says its okay to be sceptic about pogacars performancekek
never wished death on anyone before starting too now
>>142914042we lost cs:go, we've come to take cycling
haha benis
Valiant ride from /are/ matty
why doesn't vingegaard ever represent his country with power like this?
>>142914062You truly can't suffer in Southern France.
POGAGOAT
Surely he can leisurely win the Vuelta?
>>142914075why are statue dicks always so tiny
>>142914070please start with yourself
>>142914068I hate that fucking cuck so much
>>142914040More like Tampa, Marseilles would be Miami (big port, immigration)
>>142913970you spelled Tadej wrong
Based
>>142914077Only flat TT at the worlds
>>142914057He is in monaco though
ONETWOTHREE
well that was easywhats next
>>142914087Smol gaul dic
POGI IS A SERBPOGI IS A SERBPOGI IS A SERB
>>142914068>>142914087Wasn't it the german commentators who went on a complete rant about the protestors in tour de denmark when everyone else gave them zero attention?
>>142914075bigger than mine
>>142914083that's on the wrong end of his roid cycle
>>142914085yeeah thats pathetic surely everyone is like twice as big right? r-right?
TOTALDANOID DEATH
tadej has no radio?
>>142914096You may be underselling it kek.
nicht normal
can we stop pretending Jonas TT last year was doped
i want pogichud to chute brutale 10m from the line
>6 giro stages>6 Tour stages>6 Vuelta stagesDevilish
>>142914117reason for dane seeth?
POGI
>PoGOATPoGOAT>PoGOATPoGOAT>PoGOATPoGOAT>PoGOATPoGOAT>PoGOATPoGOAT
Jonas ;_;
THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS THREE TOURS
>>142914085people used to steal them
Pas normale
Probably the most glowing performance I've ever seen. At least Vingo was near death after the ITT last year, Pogi isn't even breaking a sweat. This is completely ridiculous and if you don't see it you're completely retarded.
Where Ayuso?
WAAR ET AYUSO
Absolutely mogged
When'd jonas nut a kid in his mommy?
crazy scenes
POGI POGI POGI POGI
OH NONONONONON
>>142914170>he?
at least his daughter doesn't have the Grönland features
>>142914068It's even less plausible than Lance Armstrong's was.
Total Pogi Domination
Imagine if Pogi had changed his coach in 2021
Jonas dead and Pog looks like he’s been for a stroll lel
Pogi is so dreamy ^_^
HOORAY FOR DOPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>vinge completely fucking cooked after the stage>pog is jumping up and down and just breathing casuallyat least pretend to be tired jesus christ
Lmao, not even tired.
>>142914187throwback to van aert's kid never looking at him kek
vingo dying while pogacar looks like he just did Z2Javier Sola I need you in my life
Who's that black guy in UAE jersey?
He is jumping around like he did a borderline Z3.
>>142914170>>142914185>[pointing stops]
>pogi not even mouth breathing>not even sweatingHe simply wants it more
what now?
Okay, but even IF he was doped, what would he be doped with? Undetected throughout the entire Tour, and giving him no only an edge but pushing him into a league of his own. Is it semen?
Remco bros we made it
Anyone get a shot of Pog with 3 fingers on his ass?
>that look on jonas faceOh yeah, the arms race is still on. He isn't leaving the mountain until the tour
>>142914231we leave the thread til next tdf
>>142914216Landismo's best TT ever?
>the tour of france is officially over
EMOTIONS
>>142914231
Insignificant results?
I CANT CONTROL IT ANYMOREFUCK I HOPE POGI GETS FUCKING DESTROYED IN AN ANTIDOPING TESTFUCK IT HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH HOPE EVERYTHING BAD ON HIM AND HIS FAMILY
remco walking to team UAE just to cry?
Remcobros..
We're gonna need a sniper on a roof
So happy for Pogi. Hard work paying off.
why is Pogacar not tried?
Remking crying tears of joy that there's no Danish winner
>>142914231Rugby at the Olympics
>>142914246
Dopey cuckitiniWhat a bitch. He's like a roofer monkey that can't slow down. Total roid rage
>just crashes the stage and his opponents >casually proceeds to celebrate
suprisingly close classement this year thoughwe normally see shit like +4 in the top 10
>>142914250that TT would have beaten froome back in the day
>>142914217mou
>>142914185I thought he looked familiar!
>not even tired after putting 1 minute on Jonastotally normal
>>142914231All eyes on Volta
>>142914276new coach
>>142914262Kek it's just cycling, go on a z1 ride or something
>>142914232More likely to be a Eero Mäntyranta situation. Just has a genetic advantage over everyone else, and in addition now has the best trainers in the world.
>>142914232Gene therapy
olympicsvoltaklasikoaworld championshipsvueltalombardiaseason is still long
>>142914230fucking how
>>142914231OlympicsVacationsVuelta
>>142914177Back when he was gutting fish
Mon ami pog, un test speciale, ton ejac maintenant, c'est tres urgent
>>142914276fish was pushing until the end, pog was probably not going 100 in the last 2kms since he knew
>>142914276He lives there
POG = GOD
c'est fini
daily reminder that Jonas was absolute shit for 5 years before suddenly becoming a world class gc rider only
>>142914286oh wait maybe that was the stage results and not the final one
did Almeida really diesel through this TT?kek
>>142914232>Undetected throughout the entire TourArmstrong was undetected throughout multiple tours.
>>142914232Carbon monoxide
>>142914332of course
Would you rather>win le tour? >get a kiss from a 45yo eskimo lady?
>>142914276these two climbs and descents he must've done it a 1000 times
>>142914316They gotta test him asap
i'm as big a pogiboy as anyone, but why wasn't he even sweating? why isn't he tired?
>>142914326he had a broken thigh or something
Pogacar beste man in koers
>Pogi can now just take a taxi to his homecomfy
>>14291423124/7 watching the Olympics i took my holiday for it, then watching Pogi win the Vuelta
>>142914332He tends to do negative splits
>>142914326Fuck that doper. So happy that a clean athlete like Pogi is ending that fraud.
>>142914317this. fish actually was losing to memco in the last section. pog just played with the tv camera
>he told me he would go easy
>>142914304The most sovlful part of the season
>>142914304Vuelta is before WC
now get your tits out slut
>>142914232I feel it's a motor, with a copious bribery fund from the sheikhs to stay undetected
>>142914355Better nutrition and coaching
>>142914342Armstrong was also 3 decades ago. You can't hide random research drugs from the tests any longer.
>>142914394stop posting that old hagbeing obsessed with woman of that age isn't normal
Remo is the king of the clean riders
>>142914387Insane.INSANEWHAT A GOD
>>142914395no way he's using a motor today
>Somehow, Fuentes returned
Mou has spoken
Pog should go to Vuelta, go solo on every single stage with 15' difference and break cycling
>>1429143871-10 was 26:30 last year, not too different.
>>142914387Quickstep good result
>tfw no Urška gf
obviously doped to the gills
>>142914387>Six minutes.... Six minutes.... Six minutes Vinge you're on
>>142914431MOUOU
How much money in taxes does pog save by not living in Slovenia?
>Vingegaard faster then Remco on TT
>6'17''more than the time it is impressive how easy he made it look
such a disgusting freakbring back Froome instead of this circus Landis wannabe show
>>142914444That's a man
4th place 19min down
>>142914450fish yes. pog has no gills.
>>142914431Can I get a quick Mou rundown?
>>142914431basado
>>142914326his best results was some tour of poologne stage and an opportunistic UAE stage win before suddenly becoming a world class TT'er and climber in the basque country all because pogacar beat roglic in a TT
>>142914454probably 50% of it
>>142914288
Last year was worst
>>142914232Genetic doping? mRNA-based?
>>142914387>not even 7 minutesfraud
champs-elysees tomorrow
>>142914461honestly if you look at how not tired he is after every stage you feel like he could've made it 15 minutes
>>142914444>>gf
>>142914387>4 more years of this
Pogi has as many pro wins as Roglic
yes, hello? is this wada calling?
>>142914520in 3-4 years he will have 0 wins
APOLOGIZE
you guys do know these roads are pogi's backyard. he trains on these roads all the time. he was on autopilot of course he did it that fast
Let's see the sheet, let's see if there is a deep enough shade of red in excel for this performance
>>142914520and three more tours
> 1 bad day in the giro
>big mistake... biggest mistake of his career
>>142914396i cannot even tell if this is gaslighting or not? what nutrition and what training can make you not sweat and perform better
>>142914506more like... just sticking to to vindegard, let him attack just to break him
>>142914364Second fastest T2-Finish overall behind Pogi. Second fastest T3-Finsh from the GC guys behind Remco.
>>142914486
>>142914404Armstrong had positive test results hidden by aso I believe
>>142914531I wonder how these people can claim to know the cda on a TT bike with a straight face
Give Lance his tour wins back now
spam the catalog with pogi threads you cowards
>>142914457Was all from the climbing. Remco lost his time there and was slowly getting it back.He needs to lose like 5 more kilos to compete with Vingo and Pog.
>Pogi is doped>not the guy who stepped right of the ICU bed and rode everyone to shreds
>>142914530why did they organize the whole tour to end right in his backyard??? something's fishy
>>142914387Fourth place +19m, ffs what an era we live in
>>142914549clear doping
is she preggers with twins?
new german article just dropped
biggest margin between 1-4 since 1997the ulle win
>>142914567they're both doped. Pogi is more obvious this year because jonas is worse relatively
>>142914232Peptides
don't forget he'll start feeling that 80km solo in Strade any moment now
his sheik overlord is happydidn't even need ayuso
>>142914580
feeling like an english football fan, about to fucking punch something
>>142914605Yermans are retarded
>>142914586This confirms he's sauber
>>142914549now do this for today
>>142914612grab the rope
>>142914612You just reminded me of that English fan yelling "When is it going to be our turn"
Why was he not even tired? He put more than a minute into fishboy and the TT world champion
>>142914605>Vingegaard using carbon monoxide to lose the Tour
>>142914612bro it's been over for weeks, surely you didn't huff copium all this time?
>>142914586>>142914623and first Giro-Tour win sice 1998 (Pantani)
>>142914423You're probably right. But that just springs to my mind when I see how relaxed he looks pushing these monstrous watts, like how does he push that hard without virtually any noticable tension in his upper body? Maybe this new """coach""" taught him, I don't know
>>142914625only 1km/h difference today
shit tour, shit summersee you lot next year
>>142914549data never lies. incompetent wada
>>142914640he was cruising the last sector. look at the time gap progression.
Never seen more obvious and blatant cheating kek what a ditch (doped bitch)
>>142914549Vinge is just as dope as Pogi but Pogi has more talent.
>>142914640He looked a little pale there when celebrating
>>142914578is she really of grenland islander descent?>>142914604ayuso just got firedhe can try ski-jumping for all that matters
>>142914661He's gonna do it again next year :^)
>>142914654With the biggest amount of stages in a Giro Tour double (12)
Tied Merckx for most dominant Giro-Tour double with 12 wins, but Merckx had more stages
Soul beats Dopage, a win for the good guys
>>142914571If you look back in time the first time it gets to these numbers is 1997 lmao.There simply ain't no way these guys are clean.
what is he thinking right now?
>>142914605didn't Visma also say that they use it?
Black guy wins green jerseyObvious doper wins yellow jerseyA rat wins polkadot jerseyIs this the worst outcome of the recent past? The only saving grace is remking on the podium.
>>142914688this. defeat visma to save cyclismo
>>142914690>If only I'd actually trained instead of relying on EPO
>>142914693visma and israelthe weird one not using it is Ineos, but seeing their state of affairs they'd probably kill a rider with it
>>142914704this
Landa all smiles in the post interview. Am I too hopeful in thinking he can win Vuelta?
>Tadej Pogacar: "This is the first Grand Tour where I was totally confident every day. Even in the Giro I had a bad day but I won't tell you which one. Next? MVDP looks very cool in that rainbow jersey but I want to take it from him this year."
>>142914690About Christina Jonsson. RIP
>>142914651huff copium to win the tour!
>>142914690>is a helluva drug
123
>>142914304Forgetting the TdP, la.
>>142914725Valverde that high is bullshit
>>142914690Nothing, he's dead
>>142914719These two were busy partying
Happy for my boy Almeida.
>>142914733GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
ce fini
>>142914690>finally someone has blood as thick as i had
>>142914721
KINO
>>142914664What about the other five stages he won?
Pogacar in grand tours won stage 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21Missing stage 1, 3, 10, 11, 12
>>142914739i thought he is signalling mechanical
USA USA USA>>142914741I was worried for a second forgetting about cyclassics
>>142914756Looks like I have won among the non-bullshit teams.Notable is are most dearest departed Autismbert's consistent climb up the ranks.
>>142914739BIG FUCKING MISTAKE POGACAR
>>142914075We call this statue "L'homme tout nu" (fully naked man).Never knew what it's supposed to represent tbqh
>>142914721>8Ill take a top 10, really thought jorge and yatesi would go crazy
>>142914444>gorilla bushy arms>weakest knee game I've ever seen>flat foot converse memesNah.
I'm on the highway to the danger zone
gonna make my kids anti pogacar haters when i teach them about ciclismo one daylike those people who hate mercx
>>142914605carbon monoxide: the next frontier of doping
>>142914444i don't think ursula is that attractive...
DON'T SHARE MORE THAN VICTORY
>>142914794Apollo
Orla won
Imagine if they had a french TDF winner
girl is much taller than pogiheatenings
>>142914599KWAB
>>142914827glad I didn't have to resort to watching any of this
>>142914835you son of a gun you made me check
why is there a random guy there
if only i was there in that crowdwould boo as his disgusting slavic copy paste national anthem played
>>142914772he started using a race computer to monitor his efforts, did not crack himself this year. stage 11 was a fuel situation, and he went deep on 15 and 19, rest didn't try too hard.
>The action doesn't stop>Tdf femmesAlso max pic limit reached
>>142914870it's real retard
is that jungkook?
limitage des images reachedfaisez un neaveau fil por favor
>if you chase your dreams, you can catch thempowerful
>>142914825Whatever, it's the fountain we meet the frens at before going to get drunk in the vieux nice pubs
>>142914891parody account
>>142914835>>142914870>>142914891Why do yuros care about our elections?
image limit reached new
>>142914835Will it be his vice president Trump instead?>pog_laugh.jpg
why are these jets doing MURICA colors, i thought this was in france
>Biden DNS
>>142914932you own us?
>>142914915the US of A is a parody in itself tbqh
Pogi couldn't even beat Gaard by as much as he was beaten by last year, is he washed?
>>142914932It's interesting to follow, also has some impact on our lives
>>142914756>>142914789now make a list without the mene teams
>>142914950Kek
Don't forget to watch your moldy Joe Bidons
>>142914954on last year's itt course this pog would have put 2 minutes on last year's vingo
It was given Bidon is on his final once there were even hints about his abilities coming from his side.He was getting whacked Tommy DeVito style.
Tony Parker? lol
>>142914677>is she really of grenland islander descent?Yes, greenlanders are danish citizens you know.
>>142914940If it was really France, you would only see white trails from those jets.
cav will keep the title 3 years max
>>142914932i laugh and think myself "thank god i dont have to choose between an orange clown and an old man on deaths bed as the leader of my people, literally choosing between plague or cholera"and then i laugh some more
>>142914789>>142914969what are meme teams? isn't everyone free to choose
>>142914282he is such a faggot i hope he dies
>>142914932Some people delude themselve into thinking it has any impact on us
>>142914969Some of them are not meme, I just don't know all the flags.
>>142914995and then those guys dictate half of what happens in europe anyway
When last year's Jumbo Jizzma dream team split up did they lose the Jumbo Juice formula?
we're all gonna be catching 1 day "politics belongs to pol and conspiracies belongs to x" banbut screw you new janny
>>142915009it has though? trump was the first mutt president in decades to not start a new war that would flood us with even more subhumans
take him to the vuelta you fucking bald fraud
Spurs-sisters we got a Tony appearance!
>>142914232its literally impossible to test for microdosing EPO, HGH, insulin IGF-1
>>142914932what you faggots are doing directly affect us
>>142915052Oh boy, curious to here the story on this one
>>142915003You get one entry or at least one entry for each guy, like every competition ever.I know Slovenians don't cheat ever and it is very on brand, but this is how competition works.And multiteam is very gay and faggot in the ass.
tonight i will pray and ask god for his help to deny Pogi the rainbow jersey
Nice looks nice!
>>142914232nofap
So Butrago is just allowed to steal 10th with his sticky bidon yesterday?
Biden was waiting for Pog to win til he finally dropped out.Yes it was just announced that he dropped out.
UAE just seem to have a much better team vibe than jumbo visma
>>142915078was there any footage of this anyway from spectators?
>>142914444> Hairy arms> thick legs Peak
IMAGE LIMITNEW THREAD FUCKING RETARDS
>>142915068but how do you know a team is a meme team?
>>142915052Ah yes, I remember when Trump mobilized Russian forces to attack back in 2014 before he was in office, and then again with a full scale invasion in 2022 after he left office.But really, I wasn't expecting THIS level of Danish retardation today.
>>142915090What?
>>142915110>RETARDSWe have nothing to do with it. Rusbert asleep at the wheel.
schizo posting through the roof today
>>142915110no we keep this one going until vuelta
giving the most combative to a jersey winner should be illegal
How tall is she?
>>142915076This but unironically
>>142915126you mean volta
>>142915117Unique ID as hashed from Velogames db.
NEW THREAD:is coming soon, please be patient
>>142915141The podium girl? Probably 180cm without heels, seriously.
my team with vingegaard beat out my team with pogichud how is that possible
Ok, off for a quick ride, will post /cyc/ championship update once veloman posts the scores and I scrape them.
>German commentator yet again creaming his pants over le meme black man
insane heightmog
How do they account for dropouts when doing the team time ranking?
Girmay won green
HAHAHAHAHA MEMCO MANLET SHE'S ON A LOWER STEP
I'm just glad Carapaz brings some good news to the shitty little country of my ancestors in a time it's fully engaged in a full on narco war.
bini
>>142915208Only top 3 from each stage count for each team.
>>142915208only first 3 every stage countif you have less than 3 riders, you drop out of the ranking entirely
>>142915208three best riders no?
>Veni>Vidi>Bini
Tour and Giro once again a disaster for the common manthank god we got comfy Vuelta coming up
>>142915208https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_classification
>>142915251vuelta was my first gt and always has my heart desu
Those black lolis are cute
When will one of the Visma LAB riders appear on podium
>>142915251Can't wait for del toro win
we NEED images
pogi taking his bike with him
>Over the past two months we have witnessed the most unbelievable shitshow in cycling history. Twelve stage victories without just 1 bad moment. The UAE management is a copy of the Saunier Duval management and no one asks questions. Abandon the profession of cycling journalist. If you don't ask questions now, you never should.>Laughable. Really laughable. I don't know anymore what I find worse. That the deception of Pogacar, Matxin and Gianetti is so blatantly over the top and in-your-face. Or that there are still hordes of people who believe it all. How can so many people be so limitlessly naive and have such a lack of critical thinking skills. (And for the fanboys: No, Pogacar is not the only one and Vingegaard, among others, is also laughable to a slightly lesser extent)
The fuck he's bringing his bike for?
Can’t believe my president is quitting the Tour de Election
that's itcancel your van rysel orders and get a colnago
>>142915291Who said this
>>142915296extra paycheck
>>142915296motor doping
>>142915291This is what facinates me the most about the squeakers is that they're mad people are enjoying the show.
>>142915296Can't let anyone inspect it.
>>142915296sponsor
>>142915291who posted this gold nugget
>>142915303It's always joever for someone
HIS WHEEL WAS SPINNING ON ITSELF ITS AN EBIKE
so when's the celebration in Ljubljana taking place? it will be on tv slovenija 2 like when primoz won the giro?
how long are those fucking podiums taking so annoying get on with it
>>142915296>>142915314Kek, they can't check his bike for mechanical doping if he's carrying it with him
>>142915291Reads like a Pissma Bunker post
>>142915324kek, even fwd!
>>142915277I would cum ngl
>>142915329lol, likely never
pogi and bini saving ciclismo
Mads P looking VERY tan this year
based danish social media calling Pogacar worse than Riccardo Ricco
>>142915311>No one believes a word of this charade anymore. That Slovenian is as suspicious as anything>Pogi, the real successor to Armstrong. Let's watch TDF again in 10 years
>>142915329no, nobody caresplus he's a monaco resident, so there wont even be an airport arrival
france gave girmays wife and daughter a schengen visa.
new thread >>142915392new thread >>142915392new thread >>142915392
think pogacar gifted girmay his gc lion fluffy
>>142915291maybe he should channel some of that butthurt and try to get some actual evidence
Jonas: my feet hurt
POGI POGI POGI
>>142904938>>142904977what, I wasn't completely wrong, just lucked out on that primož chute...
>>142905962no naggers tho
