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>>142873559No I literally just don’t have the patience to deal with it woman and children. That’s literally it, you’ll catch me dead before I have kids. I usually avoid talking to woman at all costs. I’m not even gay.
Duncan>Shaq>Kobe
>>142873573
>>142873681Two of Kobe's rings are really Shaq's rings, while Duncan only has one ring that arguably belongs to someone else (Kawhi in 2014).
I tried watching some summer leaguethis is the most boring, uninteresting sporting event i have ever seenholy fuck i'd rather watch a 2-day cricket match
>Poozelis 4-17 FGYeah he's trash
>>142873609Someday you'll grow up and realize having a family to care and provide for is literally the purpose of life
>>142873732>this is the most boring, uninteresting sporting event i have ever seent.has never watched WNBA
What exactly was Kobe good at?
>>142873843never afraid to take a shot
>>142873843Obligatory he didnt take no for an answer reply
>>142873843I hate Kobe but I cannot deny he was the definition of /strongmind/. I actually think if he'd had any less of an iron will he wouldn't be all that great of a player. He's a guy who forced himself to become elite out of sheer force of will, despite having no really dominant physical characteristics. You've gotta respect that.It's funny that he's so iconically paired with Shaq, because Shaq was the opposite. Shaq is the most God-gifted player ever to step on a basketball court, but he was a lazy piece of shit who never really wanted to put the work in to maximize his talents. Kobe and Shaq are basically mirror opposites of each other.
>>142873843destroying the raptors
>>142873843Sex assault
>>142873916the mirror opposite of kobe bryant is vince carterhe should've been one of the goats but instead he regressed into a role player
I’m worried the Rockets might have stumbled on a young core between Reed/Whitmore/Sengun. Jury’s still out out on Williams.Probably have too many decent young guys competing for playing time for them all to develop.
>>142873681in a bronze medal contest
>>142874004Real ones know that Thompson is the most special guy on the team
>>142874006In a successfully travelling my helicopter competition too
>>142873573duncan clears lebum easy
>>142873596>Chris Paul
>>142874015duncan doesn't have a helicopter
>>142873916>Shaq is the most God-gifted player ever to step on a basketball courtno
1 jordan2 lebron3 kareem4 duncan5 magic 6 bird7 shaq8 curry9 hakeem10 kobe11 durant12 russell13 wilt14 jokic15 moses malonePlumber era taxes apply
>>142873843Good defender. Awful shooter but it didn't matter in the isoball era he played through
JamalBBCbros, how do we respond to this?
WiltDuncanMagic
>>142874079real ones knock up kweens
>>142873993Nah Carter, arrogant as he was, still put in a lot of work. He still cared, he just didn't care *that* much. He was like Kobe with the motivation slider turned down from 100 to 20. But it was still tunred on.The real anti-Kobe is someone like Simmons, who went from #1 overall pick and all-star to complete dead weight in a few years, or maybe Royce White, who gave so few fucks he cashed out and went home before he even played
>>142874056these fags that keep saying plumbers. There was literally 1. Only 1 plumber that actually became an NBA player. Anyone that keeps saying "He played with plumbers' will now translate to "I'm a huge retarded faggot, please rape my face".
>>142874056>LeBron >ruthlessly team hops and colludes with other players to ring chase and still only winds up with 3 real rings and one bubble ring>gets heemed by Dirk despite forming a superteam>gets his milkshake drank by Curry >ends his career being completely and totally owned by Jokic>2nd best player of all time
>>142874056>ranking soft jorbabbies playing after the introudction of the flagarent foul
>>142874134An interesting plumber fact: Normie was 6'7, played for Layola chicago in college, and played only 1 game in the NBA. He took one shot, and he fucking made it.what a fucking legend.
>people are starting to accept jokic in top 15 listsim gonna VOOOOOORP
>>142874267*Loyola Marymount, in California*
>>142874134it's all that fag JJ's faultI can't wait to laugh at him when the lakers fire his ass
>>142874132He had anxiety
WiltDuncanBirdKareemOscarJordan Hakeem Kobe WestMoses MagicRobinson ShaqErving Russell GarnettBaylor Wade Sam JonesGervin Dwight Barry Jokic Bron
Damn the Craptors summer league team really only scored 7 points in the first quarter.
>>142874468Masai why
>16 - 54
>>142874267>>142874267this literally means, "he played with plumbers" means that one 6 foot 7 guy that played one game, took 1 shot and made it. That "plumber" shot 100% from the field. "B-but He played with plumbers" can't possibly have the same meaning more.
>>142874500They want Copper
>>142874582Trust the plan. Trust in Masai. Two more weeks. Two more sub-saharan african prospects.
My Heats summer league ring gonna mean more than a certain other teams * "ring"
>>142874680>weapschizo flexing a summer league ring
>>142874680KWAB
Bronny needs a Latina to BLACK
>media already talking about Lebron being part owner of the the eventual Vegas expansion teamCompletely obvious for years given his relationship with FSG and the CBA carving out a clause just for players like him to own parts of a team while active.
https://streamable.com/359tdjKolek gonna be an easy fan favorite
Yall ain't ready
>CRAPtors
I see ware is still ballin'
One of my best friend/ neighbour from high school un added me on snap. Granted I rarely use that app anymore and spoke to him once on that app since I graduated. Was a bad kid anyways, smoked weed, cheated on his girl and stole money from his parents in 8th grade. Don’t even know why I hung out with him.
>>142874947they're gonna be goodlike steven adams and russ should've been if he wasn't farming mass triple doubles
raptors are going to be so bad this year
Explain a contract buyout for me. I thought it's paying off a player the rest of their salaries to get them off their books but the Jazz did it twice for Westbrook so does that mean they have fuck you money to keep buying him out for virtually nothing?
>>142874997Everyone in my graduation class is either dead, in prison or living off of food stamps. Hillbilly towns are the absolute worst. My childhood best friend is in prison for killing his father and grandfather. Shits no joke…
>>142873573What's the more casual take, having Kobr in the top 1000 or NOT having Duncan in the top 10?
>>142874500>>142874582>masai fell for the jakobr meme
>>142875045growing up no one told me how quick people die. also a good chunk of my class is drug addicted
>>142874048coincidentally Wilt was also a softie compared to other all stars at the time like Jerry West and Bill Russel
>>142875120Two people died before I graduated high school, one hung himself in his closet the other was hit by a car (no one liked her, not even me), both were in my yearTwo other people in my district died, dumb teen driving drunk and speeding on an icy road and crashed into a tree going. The girl who was with him died instantly, the guy was impaled and died slowly.
>>142875151Still less pathetic than >>142874680.
>>142875187jesus
>>142875012Clips paid the Jazz more than what Westbrook was owed in that trade so they're the ones with fuck you money.
>>142875187Niggas going to school in hell
is Westbozo a Nugs already?
Westbrick is joining the Nuggets strictly for the purpose of trying to stifle Joker's chance of taking over as leader on the all time triple doubles list. Jokic needs about 3 or 4 more good season to displace Westbrook as the leader.
Kel'el is so good
>>142875272he's been a nuglet all his life
How many blocks for ClingGOAT tonight?
>>142875342Overrated shitter.
>>142875053
>>142875510duncansissies…
Objective all time top 10 list btw>LeBron James>Steph Curry>Kobe Bryant>Tim Duncan>Shaquille O'Neal>Kevin Durant>Dwyane Wade>Kawhi Leonard>Nikola Jokic>Giannis Antentokounmpo
>>142875599>lebum is better than the guy who built a dynasty on his watchnah
>>142875599>Wade>Kawhi>KobumTop ten what?
>>142875599>all time
DJ Steward hit 8 threes and scored 37 points for the bulls win, but nobody cares. If that were Bronny, there would be a media shit storm frenzy for the rest of the entire fucking offseason
>>142875658dudes pop off in summer league every year. It doesn't matter. The only noteworthy things that kinda translate are when a relatively high profile dude really sucks or really pops off
>>142875658Great game and he hit his meme shots, but he's a young player on the Bulce, so he's an irrelevant bust until he's not on the Bulce
>>142875634Players of all time.>>142875638Yes. Sorry but we ain't counting anyone before 2000. Too much faked stats.
>>142875394>11 points, 8 rebounds, 5 blocks at the half>on his way to a trippie dub with blocks>about to smash the summer league record for blocksyou were saying?
>retarded kobr/lelbron debate going on for hoursbruh what kind of autism leads to this
>>142874997Most of my HS classmates are white collar middle class plebs. a few became druggies and OD'd
I've seen and heard enough Clingan is a future star
Clingan = best big man in the draftBuzelis = best wing in the draftSheppard = best gaurd in the draftWhite. Boy. Summer.
>>142875857Buzelis is not better than Knecht
>>142875234Ohh now that makes sense if the Clippers sent refunds for the Jazz, for a minute there I thought Utah was doing charity work
Do you guys remember that classic picture of the person in the crowd at a LeBron game, don't remember if it was a man or a woman holding a sign, but the sign had like an entire paragraph and was written like a boomer Facebook post? Something like >"The fake KING of Akron, who CRIES like a BABY!" and it went on and on. I cannot find this fucking picture anywhere. It was everywhere on /spuh/ in like 2014
>>142876085Jazz also got picks both times they acquired him. Ainge doing Ainge things.
>>142876161I remember when shaq played with Orlando. After the game he was giving an interview. The reporter asked him, "how would you analyze this game?" Shaq looked at him confused and said "what does analyze mean?" I remember laughing my ass off. I can't for the life of me find this anywhere on the internet. Am I the only person on the planet that witnessed this?
>>142876161>2014Damn. I'm an oldfag from 2016 but not that much of an oldfag
>>142875510how many without Shaq
>>142876224Nah, now they only got a 2030 2nd round pick swap In the 2023 trade Jazz traded away Conley, Vanderbilt, Beasley, Alexander-Walker and two 2nd round picks to receive a top4 protected Lakers 2027 1st round pick
Howard or Black wins MIP this year
>>142875857Bronny is the best player in the draft in terms of comic relief value. Lakers should win some sort of trophy for managing to get Bronny and Knecht in the same draft.
>>142875689>It doesn't matterWhy do we have to remind people of this. It's the NBA. Actual regular season games don't even matter, exhibition games between rookies and benchwarmers are so inconsequential that they're basically randomizers. The results aren't replicable. It's just filler. Honestly don't understand how people actually attend these things. I know the tickets are probably cheap as fuck but still, this shit's glorified practice
Reading the game 5 nuggets vs wolves gamethread.All the jokic praise, .They dont know how hard hes about to get sabotaged by his team
>>142876593surely summer league is a better indication of skill than college or lower level professional play, which is all the information we have on rookies before they're drafted
still thinking the Nugs sacrificed 3 2nd-round draft picks to get the guy who immediately got a season-ending injury
>>142876916it's not. It's too unstructured and too many guys are trying to stand out. Historically the only thing summer league sort of consistently shows is who is really bad, like immediately obvious visibly bad and will probably get somebody fired like Johnny Davis or Jared Culver. Other than that it doesn't project well
>>142873573>system babby edition
>>142875187I graduated in '96. I find out people I went to school with randomly died or got locked up every so often when I read the paper.
>>142877158>I graduated in '96.we gotta unc on 4chan...
>>142877183yep. I feel for zoomers who hated on the warriors because they won so often. I was in 7th grade when MJ won in '91, Hakeem won when I was 10 and 11th grade and MJ kept winning until almost done with college.
>>142877158adding on too this, somethings ill go though my old yearbooks and go "oh, that person got hit by a car 9 years ago and died, I sat next to her in art class freshman year" (this actually happened). life really hits you.
>>142877344Its weird seeing people you knew for years just vanish overnight. And they dont even reach old age. Or close to it. Shit for all i know i might be next
>>142877383>Shit for all i know i might be nextthis is the scariest part. I bet you none of those people expected to die young.
>>1428771583 am and I'm reminded that my bulls are a poverty franchise and that I will die one day. Fuck You.
>>142877523matas looks nice. its funny that literally no team wants lavine lol
>>142877549>matas looks niceI thought he would go top 5, didnt expect him to slip at 11th but im glad we got him. has lots of upside and only is 19. Only issue is that G league ignite players start off slow but we can wait>literally no team wants lavine lolbecause our retarded GM thought he could honestly win a chip with Demar/Vuc and Lavine. We would have gotten decent value out of him 2021 or 2022. Now its over.
>>142877569That first seed we held for a week or two 30 months ago ended up hurting us
>>142877784Fucking based
>>142874056kobe is not a top 10 player
>>142877784WestGOD
>>142877784Do the Nuggets get those followers as part of the trade or does Utah get to keep them?
>>142878662LDS insta just went up 140k
westbrick
WestGOD leaving OKC and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>142873681even shaq himself doesn't believe he is above kobehe has said that kobe is the closest thing to jordan and no one comes close to kobeas for duncan, even though he was great he needed multiple hall of famers and all time greats to win titlesand he never defended any of his rings too unlike kobeso I don't really understand how you even come to this conclusionmaybe you mean that you like duncan and shaq more as players
>>142874997This is a solid team, I miss when the nba had no white sissy ass white boys
>>142877784thats obviously fake
>>142874997its crazy how not so much long ago black people used to be scary as fuck
This team beat a prime shaq and a prime kobe. Shaq and kobe ain't shit
>>142877784WestMIGRATION
>>142882208What the fuck is this group pose man lmao
>>142882416That's the I'm gonna beat the shit ouch you pose
>>142882208Sheed and big ben shut shaw down pretty good and kobe shot them outta games
lolkeklmaoroflaudible laugh even
>>142882208This team beat prime Luka and prime Kyrie. Luka and Kyrie ain't shit
Expansion chads gonna be eating good soon
>>142885188>ruining an expansion team before they even play a gameBased LeSwept, can't wait to see them be the Hornets of the west coast
>>142882208Some teams are greater than the sum of their parts, and the Wallaces completely muffled Shaq and let Kobe try to beat them
KobRAPIST might have been a brickchucker but at least he's better than LeBron and didn't try to buy NBA teams to ruin them. He's also burning in hell for his sins but that's another story
>>142885188Bronny and Bryce just secured a long career in the NBA
>>142873609is that some hallongrottor
>>142884573That team is one of the best ever assembled. '04 Pistons are super underrated though. Casuals don't recognize defense and ball movement.
>>142885377Just call them cookies you foreign faggot
>>142885265>didn't try to buy NBA teams to ruin themEthical Kobr dying in a helicopter crash before the NBA began serious talks of expanding.
>>142885662Hey, come on now. There's no reason to call Euros faggots. It's assumed.
>>142885688Kek true
>>142885662shut the fuck up you flintstone vitamine gummy shapped bitch
>>142885377>>142885662We call those "pepas". I am just now learning they exist in other countries. I thought it was a local type of cookie.
>>142875599You could use a lot less words to tell us you're retarded.
>>142885934They look delicious bro
>>142885724Yeah in America it's called a vitamin, why do you Yuros extend shit so much
>>142886583>>142885724Vitamins are a meme. If you aren't receiving the necessary nutrients from natural food alone, something is wrong with your diet.
>>142874297like baron davis said: you had all the time in the world to be a ball player and u jj reddickthey had to do it as a side gig and they're legends
>>142887101Just because you slurp gallons of cum doesn't mean you don't need your daily vitamin anon
>>142877158Jesus christ man I’m 13 years younger than you and thought I was the oldest retard here
>>142887368I mean the basics: carbs, protein, fat, etc. Meat is filled with tons of vitamins itself, and generally speaking you don't need as much carbs as you think. I berries and fruit are a great source of carbs, the best I think. I encourage anons to avoid processed carbs like breads. Potatos aren't bad.
>>142877257imagine the seethe here when ANT wins 6 chips in 10 years
I legit think Gaytum would shoot 30% in summer league. That guy is fucking trash!
>>142887899Tatum has a ring.
>>142887938So does Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma. Doesn't mean they're any good. Gaytum is just Kyle Kuzma with good PR.
>>142887972Poole and Kuzma didnt do this tho
read this for comedy https://archive.is/P2iUa
3 years ago today.
>>142888243They probably could've if they stayed in blowout games after Steph/LeBron did the work to statpad.
>>142888326>17-19 FTs
>>142888389Suns were fouling the shit out of Giannis.
>>142888326One of the greatest finals closeout games of all time
>>142888396everyone gets fouled in the finals
>>142888419Hence why he took so many FTs
>>142888243jordan poole had 17 ppg in 27 mpg on 50% shootinglooks like he was better
>>142888456Did he lead his team in 4 categories in his finals run? What is Poole doing now?
>>142888479he did it vs the guy that u say is better
>>142888490Tatum is better than Poole. I’m not arguing with an idiot troll.
>>142888498stats and results say otherwise
>>142888479Maybe if he averaged 40 minutes in blowout games.
damn
That's wild
He's spamming his images again.
>>142888872
>>142888888I kneel....
Inceltic got a scripted get and now he's going to samefag it lmao. That doesn't make Gaytum not a fraud.
>>142888888>>142888735*
>>142888888Damn nice digits. You win this time, incelticbro.
cryami LOL
>>142888888>those digits
>>142888956Good thing you don’t get to decide what ring counts or not
>>142889033You don't have to cope about nobody outside Boston not respecting the run either.
>>142889101>I don’t like the team that won it so therefore it doesn’t countWeapschizo logic
Imagine being a cryami weap fan and thinking your opinion on basketball means anything
>>142889129You're so mad that nobody outside Boston respects your fag team lol
>I would be the GOAT if not for injuries
embid is a bitch
>embiid still being fucking slow on defense>tatum being his usual brick layer
Why are we losing
>thank you based deng
>>142889693memechucking with no conscious
why did they bring haliburton if hes just there to sit in corner instead of actually being a pg???
meant to be the best in a game only you niggas play down by 5 to fucking south of fuck sudan hahahah and you niggas think youd be good at football hahahah
we can't lose to the youngest country in the world.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCiZLLtt4oeverybody get in here
Why doesn't Mexico have a good team in the olympics ? We need our fellow CUM bros to do good...
>team USA gets better with AD and Bam out there instead of Embiid
couldnt ad just guard the rim and it would have went in for 3
>>142889693Blacks are pozzed now. They’re soft and gay.
losing a quarterjustquitpack your shit uplol
>the best era in nba history's greatest stars trail south sudan at the end of the 1st quarterhmmmmmmm
>>142889829but stockton is a can if you hear what fat youtubers say
down by 7
it's over
man these dudes a whole different kind of dark
fucking 10 the state
OOF
> World champions of what??
>5 of the worst bricked shots you've ever seen in your life into a ref bailout against south fucking sudanyeah it's over for you "muh plumber era" retards
us anons to scared to post
What the fuck is going on
>>142889920South Sudan would sweep the 96 Bulls lol
Kerr is a basketball terrorist
Does South Suddan even have any NBA players? ....
Joel Embiid for Team USA (3 Games):17 Points8 Turnovers
>>142889960they have this guy
>>142889960> Bol "Better than Wemby" Bol
jesus what a fucking embarassement
if you replace the current team with the 2024 celtics who's better
took a shit at end of 1st qtrwhat the FUCK happened?
Curry is washed
Lmao and I was mad we didn't get Embiid
who the fuck is Harley Jones
>>142890033>tatum shitting the bedhe is one of the main reasons they are doing bad
>Embitch
Hahahahahahaha
Team USA is clearly not even trying. I'm sure people will overreact to a exhibition game. You fucking pieces of foreign shit.
Embiid sucks
getting buck broken
>>142890033Derrick White and Gaytum are on team USA so they'd probably do even worse.
>>142874317Kek
>>142890064Unironically this, this shit looks like an All Star game they're not even trying to defend
>>142890055curry open so he passes it to a area with 3 sudan players his got the mind of a monkey
>let's just not try and lose to south sudan it'll be funny nobody will care lolwhat brand of cope is this
embiid being a retarded turnover machine when doubled is as much of a reason for his lack of playoff success as his injuries.
>>142890117>nobody will careIt's a exhibition. Nobody will care when they're holding the gold.
>>142890117we thought shit was sweet after crushing big vorp. These SSD niggas hoopin like they came straight out the jungle
>>142890146nigger < niggest
>>142890143ya that's what they said in 2004 when lebum got raped by puerto ricans
I told you American bitches that Afrika was superior and that Embiid was a pussy ass nigger, will you apologize now?
>>142890146they the niggas who sold you they the real niggas
Lebron looks like if they took Demarcus Cousins and shrunk him then forced him to play PG
>>142890064The thing is I don't trust them to try in the Olympics either.
>lebum got ripped by south sudan
thank you based deng
embitch loses the ball again
>all of that effort into the lebum media crafted narrative unravelling before your very eyes
Where are the white guys?
can south sudan miss?
>>142890266on sudan there playing so good they be leaving shadows
>>142890266You can't be a consistent white star in the NBA you have to shoot 35% and be a highlight machine.
>>142890290seemingly not
why the fuck are we getting bitched by south fucking sudan
Dog bless the USA
>>142890322real negro ball anon
>embiid goes out>lead evaporatesreally makes you think
Curse of Cameroon, told you not to let Embiid join Team USA with his old African ass
embiid has been cursed
>>142890349south sudan is not cameroon you geographically illiterate retard
>>142890322full black blood > redbone bitch slave hybrid They’re scared of the Sudanese
>lebum pulling out the "EYYY" against south fucking sudanhow did it come to this
>Embiid is probably going to win a gold medal>But everyone's shitting on him now and his refball tactics have been exposed hardWas it worth it to him, you think?
>>142890345lead was like 11 when embiid went out, it's 14 now.
>>142890364africans are not the same race as american black
deng outcoaching kerr
>>142890363Cope whitey you’ll never beat an African team again until Embiid retires or is made to retire
>>142890382Don't worry Steve is going to jerk off all the black dudes in the locker and get their morale up. They'll be a different team
Basketball gods don’t fuck around, Embiid has no business on team USA should be Jaylen Brown and Kyrie
Caption this
What a disaster
>>142890457>You betrayed two countries to give this kind of performance Joel?
i know they're trynna trick me, they want me to bet on south sudan dont they. They're playing me, hustling me, bamboozling me. And its working
They’ve won none of their minutes with Embiid, it’s actually amazing given he’s a top player surrounded by top players playing against farmers
thank god team USA got embiitch so they can blame this fat L on him and everybody will be ok with it
>nobody knew who the fuck they were
SOUTH SUDAN is up 14THEY DONT HAVE RUNNING WATERlmao fucking USA poverty team
>>142890373only thing that stank bitch will ever win
>>142890491because tatus is the most boring super star.
>embitch has so much negative aura that he can drag down even team USA
Embiid playing like an African double agent
>>142890457game so bad got my line up fucked
jrue holiday and joel embiid are the only players on team USA with a positive +/- but retards are just gonna blame embiid
>>142890526Tatum has no aura either
>>142890518and london ppl wont even look at you till you ask them something
Curse of Jaylen/KyrieCurse of Cameroon
Well well well.....world champs huh?
>>142890586>AD and Tatum when they see real African niggas
>>142890622national basketball association world champions
To think none of these guys can get contracts in the NBA but Tatum is a ‘world champion’
>>142890622It’s funny how he pissed off a whole group of people shit was wild.
>>142890622>>142890668it's not what he said it's how he said it. dweeb ass nigga
>AD and bam just got dunked on by a total scrub
>>142890664South Sudan has like seven NBA / former-NBA players.
tatum is so much better when he just plays like pascal siakam instead of doing a dogshit kobe impression and shooting retarded middies.
>>142890664Unironically replace Gaytum with any of the South Sudan guys and the Inceltics still get the * since everyone already is injured.
YOUR APOLOGY SHOULD BE JUST AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT WAS
>>142890744tatum being able to guard rim-running bigs and making pnrs 3v3 instead of 2v2 was what made the finals so easy for the celtics, so I don't think that's true.
>>142890744That’s exactly what I’m saying, Tatum has no skill he shot 42% FG and 20% from 3 on his “championship” run he’s literally replacement level but treated like a superstar cause his team is eliteLight skin faggot bitch has no aura
it's over for south sudan
This is the US team people are afraid of? Freak got us /nba/
>>142890744True that ring is more mickey mouse than the Lakers bubble
USA overrates star power every year, trying to rebuild a dream team. That shit worked back in 1992 when we fought Angolan fishermen and Croatian farmers but only one guy can even have the ball at a time so stacking offensive allstars is pointless, especially under FIBA rules. We never have enough size or defense on our rosters, and zero hustle players. We should have put some perimeter defenders like Caruso and athletic bigs on this team.
>>142890774Many people are saying this.
Eyebrows is so ass
>>142890814They're winning Olympic gold easily.
They don’t seem to have any answer to Davis. Why do people say he’s bad again?
>>142890814they brought those types of guys to the world cup and lost 3 games, what the fuck are you talking about
Why did Steve name his son nick kerr?
>>142890853Cause Jordan bullied him
>bam to tatum>"nice give">instant turnover into a 3lol
get tatum's trash ass off the court
>>142890874Tatum can’t handle high pressure situations, he’s never delivered with the world watching
HAHAHAHAHA nigga snatched the shit out that ball from bron
sovl
>>142890851Our world cup roster was ass
>lebum gives up the offensive board to a literal african midgetthere's so many webms that need to be made from this game
these team is filled with a bunch of bitches
Embidd flopping again
>>142890897because it had hard-nosed role players instead of america's actual best players.
getting cooked by a sudanese leaf
tatum has no aura…
>lebum goes up vs 4 players and gets swattedi thought he was a pass guy
Inceltic really tried to convince us Tatum was better than Jrue and Jaylen…
WORLD CHAMPIONS OF WHAT?
Embidd shouldn't even be on the team he need to go play for the Congo or whatever
>>142890851They didn't bring a single defensive guard and went with an ANT/Hali/Brunson/Reaves backcourt instead with Paolo being the big who played the most minutes.
>>142890907I never said to have zero star power, I said it's overrated to just stack it. Synergy matters a lot.
>>142890913in the china league
kek lebron is such a faggot
>if only you knew how bad things are
Jrue is so good. Just makes all the winning plays
Jrue turned rhe game around. yeah tatum a bum got carried
>>142890940ant's a defensive guard to a degree but if your point is that jrue should start every game this olympics then i won't disagree.
Embiid is tied to failure because of the Process, basketball gods really don’t fuck around everyone from that team aside from McConnell is ass or injured or both like Embiitch who is African not American
USA USA USA
Lmao the 76ers will never win anything.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
South Sudan bros :(
Sudan will win God wills it
>LeBron, Curry, Durantuh I thought the Olympics was for rookies and 45 year olds?
Total Embitch Death.
>barely beating SOUTH SUDANgood luck against France or Canada, frauds
USA USA USA USA
>embiid missing a layup
>embiid farms a rebound real quick to pad his statswhat a fagggggg
was fun to shitalk but seems like its over jew just fucked those guys
>>142891056>usa already beat canada
>>142890986If antman played defense the Wolves wouldn't need a bunch of defenders around him. You don't even need Jrue Manleet or GP2 would be more than enough.
>>142890997>>142891028>>142891050OBSESSED
>>142891076and look at usa now, embiid will make you lose the gold I guarantee it.
>Curry is familiar with African styleit's over
>>142891084stfu faggot
>durrrr curry can’t shoot What now?
>>142891086His wife has a very dark lover
>>142891078the defenders are for KAT
>>142891084God I hope so. Yes, I root against my country because I'm a patriot and Steph Curry hates the poor.
>>142891078there is a cavernous gap between defensive guards that are dogshit on offence vs someone like jrue.
>>142891124>And the US is down by 1 against France>Embiid goes up!>airball
>>142891140You couldn’t beat us in your wildest imagination, leaf
>>142891124Everyone on the US roster grew up privileged and in the suburbs. Some grew up in multimillion dollar homes. Of course they hate the poor.
LEGOAT WILL NOT BE DENIED
i can't stop talking about embiid, bros
>>142891084lol its kinda funny hearing a fucking leaf shit talk
Jaylen > Gaytum
I could go for a whopper jr right now
I never doubted u legoat
>>142891174You were down 14 to south sudan, i'll take those odds with shai and murray, who is leBrick's father
>>142891215>you were>what if Any takes in reality leaf?
>>142891243this game is literal proof they have talent but are taking things for granted, Jordan's team was winning by 40+ pts on average.
>>142891215Didn't Canada get blown out by USA literally a week ago?
>>142891256Jordan's team lost to college kids in an exhibition
>>142891256quality of competition in 92 and 96 versus today is way different.
>>142891270if you cant handle south sudan have fun with wemby and france.
>>142891205Have to settle for leftover kwik trip chicken sandwich
>>142891256Leaf I also am having my doubts about this USA team, but come on. The competition in the 90s internationally was ass.
>>142891256Bro thinks this is an Olympics game
Canada going out bad as per usual
>>142891303you were fucking losing to a country with no NBA players and is in a civil war.leBitch and Embiid are not Magic and Jordan.
Celtics/Lakers/Heat/Wolves line-up
>>142891313*also, dream team didn't need to bring in Cameroon/France mercenaries to play center.
>>142891335>4 teams>only 5 spotsWOW BUD YOU CRACKED THE CODE THATS TOTALLY NOT NORMAL AHHHHHH
>>142891313>leBitch and Embiid are not Magic and JordanYeah they're better.
>>142891256dude it's a fucking exhibtitom game. Last olympics USA lost to Nigeria before the tournamnet started before winning gold
>>142891355Why the fuck are you so mad?
>>142891359imagine unironically thinking a guy swept in the finals and a guy with exploding knees are better than mj/magic.
>>142891256this is the equivalent to rating pre season games
>>142891385Imagine thinking two players with faked stats who faced plumbers are better than players who faced actual dynasties.
what we learned from this game:anthony davis is the only star player on team USAderrick white is the centerpiece of this teamjayson tatum is trashbooker is trashsteven curry is trashinternational players are scared of lebum and will give him free drives for ez points
>>142891404unironically defending embiid, oh no, it's retarded
>>142891370It is but if you watch now both teams are playing deadly serious kek. US was playing for fun in the first half, but sudan was playing serious, and torched the US. Now it’s like the NBA finals out there.
>>142891410>light skins are trashWe already knew this
>>142891416Im more defending LeGOAT who is better than Jordan and Magic.
>>142891404yeah the TORONTO RAPTORS (Kawhi and some scrubs) were a dynasty.
niggas thought we were gonna lost to south fucking sudan LMAOOOOO
i see we're still in unfunny zoomer hell years later.>>142873609the fox and the grapes.
>>142891438Maybe they could've been in Kawhi wasn't retarded.
It's official bros. My rapshits were a dynasty.
https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1814762288760471906i love curry, bros
DEMON Shayok
>>142891437lmaoJordan is a better scorer, Magic is a better passer, you're just a zoomer retard.
>>142891446uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>142891480Curry only clutch against farmers
>this best usa roster put togetherwho the fuck is saying that
>ADisney
FUCKING KINOOOOOOOO
curry choking
THORGOD
Kwab
>>142891446You jinxed it
WHAT THE FUCK
Thor - claiming him for Norway
lol south sudan got them dogs in them. that was a crazy three
what a fucking shit team. stop taking dumbass threes
Curse of Cameroon
Dark skin GODS
USAbros I can't breathe..............
Embiid is a fucking bitch
>Losing to a country that's 14 years old LMAOOOOOOO
Is the average Dinka tribe member really that much better than any NBA player
genuine unironic national embarrassment
I told you guys USA has no size. They rarely call rebound or paint fouls in FIBA.
THANK YOU BASED DENG
we're either gonna hear>i told u lebum is the goat he was so clutch against the local ymca squador>wtf lebum needs a better team they really let him down out there
>>142891558he's on the bitch you stupid leaf
imagine struggling to beat a team with no NBA players and in a civil warthis is already a win for south sudan
wow lol they had it but they fumbled it at the goal line, to use an expression from american football
>>142891480Curry hates you because you're poor
>No fouls on that playBullshit
>>142891594why defend that fucking fraud? davis should play over him, even though they are both soft
that was a foul
this is the miracle on woodwhere USA behind lebum "the goat" james managed to upset the best national team in the history of africa
>>142891610im a millionaire
>>142891596They have current and former NBA players
south sudan better make it out of group stages
AD carried this team
USA refs
>>142891615>AD fails a putback dunk and leads to them taking the lead on the other end>"grrr this is all embiid's fault"
Edwards was all over that arm
>>142891639they have a guy who avgs 3 ppg
I am unironically rooting for team south Sudan for a rematch.
Never in doubt!
>>142891654Embiid is shit and at least AD can defend
>>142891665usa will win the rematch by like 60
>This is the best the USA hasOh we're definitely getting PR 2.0
Moral victory chads, we won in the 3rd quarter itself. In other news, are these USA niggas really that dependent on KD for FIBA ball? Why can't the zoomers(Tatum, Shooker, Edwards) score freely in FIBA like they do every night in NBA?
>>142891679where are the raptor's olympic representatives?
>South Sudan is mostly underdeveloped, and one of the least developed countries; most cities in the country have no electricity or running water, and overall infrastructure is lackingYou can't even say we beat plumbers because most of them don't have indoor plumbing. This team is so cooked
Look at these traitor Americans rooting against America. The same people who say "LeChina!". It was never about America, you just have LeBron Derangement Syndrome.
>>142891693Kawhi got bored after torching KD and Curry and said no
>>142891705>Kawhi
>>142891702>making this all about LeXingLook guys, I spotted the Klutch mafia Wuhan factory worker!
>>142891719shit i'd take scottie barnes over derrick white even
LEBRON MADE A GAME-WINNING SHOT … against South Sudan. In a practice game. With a right-handed layup driving left. SSudan had 2 good chances to win, wouldn’t go down. But … great game by Bronny’s dad.
SKIEEEEEEEEEEYUP
>>142891687>Why can't the zoomers(Tatum, Shooker, Edwards) score freely in FIBA like they do every night in NBA?FIBA defenders can legally get away with way more, which is why stacking offensive players is stupid to me.
>>142891702>Waaaahhh don't root for the underdogs from a super poor country but have SOVL waaaaaahhh
>>142891702https://youtu.be/sJ8YlcjYOzM?si=epLnqtCsVAz2DPrE
when do the GOOD teams play
>>142888888Gotta check those sexts
>>142891698Kek, they beat literal starving 3rd world people by 1. BEST ROSTER EVER!!!
Highlights from the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn_TlQu9SV8
>>142891881better than the 2004 roster for sure
LeBron about to be the first American basketball player with 2 Bronze medals
Ant fouled at the end
>>142891881It's an exhibition game. The 1992 Dream Team lost to college kids before and nobody says shit about that.
>>142891987Fitting given his finals and excuse record, even his wins have been underwhelming
>>142892137College Kids have water, electricity and proper nutrition.
>>142874881Thibs ain't ever letting that kid see the court
>>142891804They all grew up in America/Canada/Australia not Africa
*yawn*
THE GOAT OF GOATS
Why are we so good?
>>142873573from san antonio and grew up around the block from his specialty car detailing shop or whatever it is which itself was across the street from their old practice facility. whenever the monster trucks were in town he'd have the grave digger in the parking lot and let kids get inside and shit. he's exactly how you'd expect in person, quiet and unassuming but with a solid presence and sarcastic one-liners here and there.
>>142892524>and let kids get inside and shitHe sounds like a pedo
Curry earned my respect for winning so much with that fraud Kerr
>>142892524are you mexican? did you meet any other players?
What happened to all the foreign flags that were in here celebrating earlier?
2012 was the best USA team ever and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
N
>>142892706>Bron hairline nearly gone Hmmm
New>>142892728>>142892728>>142892728>>142892728
>>142892717What's there to hmmm about? Lebron's hair transplant is well documented
>>142892706No team with prime Chris Paul, Kobe, Westbrook, Olympic Melo, KD and Iggy can ever lose. God bless the USA
>>142892706>KobeThe face of a man who never once lost a game in the Olympics and knew all along he was winning that medal
Shan't be taking any team that almost loses to South Sudan seriously
lebron james paid chinese assassins to kill kobe>somebody else do the other 3 posts
