OFFICIAL WNBA ALL STAR WEEKEND GAMETHREAD.>SKILLS CHALLENGE TONIGHT>ALL STAR GAME TOMORROW - ALL STARS VS TEAM USA
Noice
>>142874805none of them care about me, or would care were we classmate, etcwhy should i care?
>>142885414Quite a few of the players who will play tonight have played in your national league. Otherwise, you should not care, go and die on the ukie front.
>>142885414she cares about you
>>142885626That image is abhorrent.
>>142885667silence, asiatic
>>142885731Why do you feel the need to edit her face?
>>142885802it's not my image
>>142885898By resharing it you imply that it's appropriate to edit her (implying) face.
>Imagine hating CaitlinI already know what you are
Aren't the All Stars who didn't make the Olympics team playing the All Stars that did?
>>142874805>WNBA
>>142888426Looks like it
>>142888426>>142890654The difference is that people had no say at all about who gets on the Olympic team. While they had some say on who get's to be All-Star, but even that was rigged, because fan vote only counted for 50%, 25% are from coaches, and 25% from current players, only top 5 voted players totals were released, so it's hidden that who did people actually wanted for the rest of spots, aside of CC, Boston, and Reese, from those who made it to the All-Star. The top 36 voted names were released, but without showing how much votes did they get, so it's most likely that there would have been more Fever players, and more white players on the All-Star team, without coach & (black) player meddling.
>>142874805Who's the one below Dorka?
>>142891912Her teammate, Alanna Smith.
>>142874805>18 hours>17 postsman this thread is flying
>>142890996Cameron Brink is like the 3rd most searched wnba player. I'd be shocked if she didn't get any votes
>>142892340I thought Katie Lou had a mutt?
>>142892340it's the same zoomer californian who spams this shit, no one cares
oh shit bros its about to go down
Caitlin can win with these cats, LFG
WNBA AS game more intense than NBA.they're trying to play cool but you can tell these girls want to beat each other.
>>142895347Still full court pressing CC even in an all star game lmao
Has no one ever taken Angel Reese aside and told her how to shoot a layup properly? She hops into everything with two feet like a kid in elementary school does. These other women seem to be doing it just fine. How can you be in a professional basketball league and it's a dice roll on if you make an open layup or not?
>>142895347The players have more testosterone in them than the sissies in NBA
Who is the first one?
>>>/lgbt/>>>/trash/
Did Caitlin dye her hair?
>>142895428That's how it is with almost all WNBA players. If you can consistently hit layups, then you are automatically a top 10 all-time player in the WNBA.
>>142895428That’s how she stat pads her rebounds
>>142895684>That's how it is with almost all WNBA players. If you can consistently hit layups, then you are automatically a top 10 all-time player in the WNBA.A lot of them seem to shoot threes fine. I feel like that takes more strength than a simple layup but what do I know
>>142895762None of them can jump, and the rim is so high up that it's hard for them to get the angle right when they're under it.
Caitlin Clark forgot how to shoot. No wonder why she backed out of the three point contest
They're putting the NBA All Star game to shame by actually playing like it's a real game.I guess the future really is female.
>>142895428>How can you be in a professional basketball league and it's a dice roll on if you make an open layup or not?Idk, ask LeBron. Dude straight up bricks around 50% of his open layups. I even saw him airball a couple in the playoffs.
>>142895802Does playing in the olympics matter as much to women as it does for men in getting into the hall of fame? I can see the "WNBA" team getting butthurt about being left off and wanting to beat them bitches
>>142895791She's still getting double teamed
WTF??? Pitbull is performing
>>142895791Yeah, I agree. I stopped watching because I actually got embarrassed for her. She's not the same player she was at Iowa when she would put up 40 pt games. And it's not just that these players are defending her better. She gets wide open 3's from passes that she has to be able to hit but misses them almost every time.
>>142895835>can see the "WNBA" team getting butthurt about being left off and wanting to beat them bitchesIt's partly that, for sure. But also they ironically aren't as big of divas as the overpaid men's players. I've never seen a zestier group of men than the modern NBA.
>>142895539Dorka Johazs
>>142895879She has already broken like half a dozen WNBA records, dude.>Fastest player to 400 points & 200 assists in a season>Single-game assists record>First triple-double by WNBA rookie>most ever all star votes
I want to eat Caitlin Clark's sweaty ass
>>142895957>Most turnovers in a season....with 15 games still left
>>142895982I guess she really is the goat
breanna stewart talks like a fucking retard does she have a speech impediment or something
Caitlin with the AS game assist record
Does the WNBA just have the worst records ever? How is 11 assists the most anyone has gotten in an allstar game?
>>142896243They play 40 minutes instead of 48
>>142896005is that a google AI response?that doesn't make sense, it says LeBron leads Russ but Russ' number is higher
>>142896271reading comprehension
this shit is gonna be embarrassing if team USA loses this match
>>142896255I'm aware.But surely there were some all star games where no one gave a shit about defense or maybe i'm jaded because of the NBA allstar games
Someone on the TEAM WNBA just scored 21 points in the 3rd but I just don't care since it wasn't Caitlin
this is legitimately better than the nba all star game holy shit
I'm surprised Lexie Hull wasn't voted in by the fever fans
So I havent given a shit about the wnba until this year, but how is Brittney Griner not the greatest WNBA player of all time? That's the closest you can get to slotting a man into a woman's league and yet this bitch barely gets 2 rebounds a game. Is she just washed and old now?
>>142896271
>>142896282no, i'm reading it right. it's just completely wrong.point me in the right direction, finnfag, what am i reading incorrectly here?>as of June 12, 2024, Lebron James leaads hte NBA in career turnovers with>3.49>followed by Russell Westbrook at>3.95Why does it say "followed by," then put Karl Malone, John Stockton, and Kobr as having less with 3.07, 2.82, and 2.98?am i being gaslit?
>a tv show about a single mother with a high IQ solving murdersnetwork tv is such an abomination
>>142896387Spending time in a gulag might change your game up a bit
Why is Matlock being remade?
>>142896282>>142896391alright, so it's just a shitty description. Why didn't it say "leads the nba in career turnovers with 5211"?The description didn't say per game, but then used per game as the metric. It's retarded and I'm right
>>142896392it's ordered by total turnovers aka career turnoversthe per games just give context
>>142896387Because you're wrong that it's the closest you can get to using a man in the woman's league. She is masculine-presenting but she is not particularly strong or athletic. There are much more manly players currently on the court.
>>142896452The Dallas centers are very masculine
WE HAVE A CLARK TO REESE ASSIST
This game is unironically kino
>>142896465ESPN is gonna replay that shit
>>142896416PGs tend to turn the ball over more because they are running point. And Clark is very aggressive in pushing the ball up the court fast. She probably learned it from Haliburton and the Pacers.Here's another fun fact, LeBron is the only player in the top 10 of career turnovers per game who isn't a point guard. But I'm sure ESPN never told you that.
yfw caitlin clark gets the assist record on a pass to angel reese for a double double ;)
>>142896494clark makes some stupid ass turnovers. she tries to force a ball in from the 3 point line to the paint to a double teamed boston
0 turnovers for Clark in this game
>>142895957Daily reminder the WNBA uses a smaller ball
send Team WNBA to Paris. This shit is almost as embarrassing as only beating South Sudan by 1 point.
Team USA is getting blown out now
Angel Reese got that phat azz tho
>angel reese shooting form on a three pointeroh my god almighty
>last Caitlin game until August
>reese double double>cc potential record>ogunbowalekino
>"Clark was not invited because we've spent years putting together this super team that know each other, work well with each other.">[losing to a random mix of WNBA players thrown together at last minute]
>>142896598Maybe the coach will now answer those questions. Why was Ogunbowale left off
>>142896509Rookie passing PGs tend to do that. The good ones improve at making reads and some are just Elfrid Payton
>>142885414stop being pity, bitter and smile more :)
>>142874805this picture is racist
>>142896642Next year's #1 pick
Caitlynsisters, why is she shooting so bad tonight??
8-13 from 3 and somehow not on team USA
>>142896614>>142896676She actually pulled herself out of consideration.
>>142896675Her shot has been flat for a bit now. Think she’s just tired
>>142896675She still getting double teamed
Sophie with only a tank top
Here's your #1 WNBA All Star 26 min 2-9FG 0 for fucking 7 3 pt LMAO I don't want to see any more threads about this fraudAngel Reese double double, as usual
>>142896710>Think she’s just tiredYea, she's had a crazy schedule for the last year or so. It's probably best that she doesn't have to play in the Olympics.
>>142896723Sophie was bonding with Caitlin from the sideline
>>142896755Sophie to the Fever plz
>bring home the goldkek
>>142896600Makes sense that the randos would be playing with a chip on their shoulder, and there's probably not a big talent gap until the last few players on their roster
>team USA lost to players they left off>clark to reesewe won.
WNBA would make so much money if they got rid of all the black dykes and replaced them with sweet southern belles
>>142896819Watch a Lingerie Football League game end to end and then see if you feel the same way.
>>142896723post
>>142896735Team USA was double teaming CC. Crazy stuff. She would have scored 30 otherwise
arike and caitlin need a ton of shots and touches, even ignoring the farce of >women's international basketball it makes complete sense to not pick them if you can't give them that role
Aubrey Plaza tore her ACL in a game of HORSE.>KWAB
>>142896874gonna download it later
>>142896912The idea is to bring one or two of young players through on limited minutes to encourage continuity esp as this Olympic team is old af. They should still win easily but it’s short sighted and shows cliquey bitterness
>>142874805who is top left?
>>142896891They werent double teaming Arike
>>142896675pit slut, ponder the aroma
>>142893186That is a mutt.>>142895539Dorka Juhász>>142895905Juhász>>142896382She was, other Fever players were as well, but fan votes only counted for 50% of the players, 25% was decided by WNBA players (mostly blacks), other 25% by head coaches. What it meant in practice, that only the top 5 fan vote totals were shown, out of them 2 went to team USA, so only 3 players with visible fan votes got into the All-Star team, the rest were picked from the pool of 36 players, without fan vote total shown, nor put into vote order, and that 36 had basicly the entire Fever in it, plus white players like Sophie Cunningham, but the coaches and black players picked random blacks instead.>>142896598The only thing involving Reese and Ogunbowale that would count as kino, is them getting injured or killed.>>142896923Post webm.
>>142896923still wouldis she fucking one of the players?
I'm looking at stats, Kelsey Mitchell from the Fever did very well. 13 score with 75% accuracy, and an assist in 13 minutes. Boston have good stat for her little time given too.
>>142895905>>142898711thank you
>>142896620>>142896509especially when guarded from 94 feet and blitzed off the inbound, as a rookie, when ZERO other WNBA players have to deal with that shit
This game was entertaining as fuck. If you missed it at least watch the highlights on youtube.
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>>142895860>WNBA>W>can't find a female performer for halftime...>music about fucking women in random hotels>in a league where teams travel for half their gamesInapropriate.Even during the games, it would be better to only play music without any lyrics.
Paige and Cait hugged.
Kind of womp-womp game for CC. Made promises she could not deliver on (making a bomb 3 in first half, but could not even get one at all, and breaking the assist record, but she was off by one from even matching it). She recieved the most defense though, while the Olympics team were allowed some unguarded shooting on the 3 point line. Had a bad attitude about it though, as if throwing a fit, not moving, dragging herself, seem as if wanted to quit and go home. Still had a positive +/- rating though.Also, do CC have some dental issue? Is that why she puts a towel in front of her mouth so frequently, and wiping her mouth so frequently, because drooling after touching her tooth? Prior to seeing this specific footage I was guessing drugs, as the reason to why so much unusual tongue action, not mutually exclusive, could be drugs for dental issues. Maybe someone hit her mouth/tooth earlier this season, and that still not have healed.
Question, if A'goombaWALL-E can score like she did during this game, than how come Dallas is so far down in the league?Maybe the magnets were turned on for her (rim could have electro magnets, and the ball could have metallic coating on the inside), to give an excuse for the previous game rigging against the Fever, because so many people called out the ref rigging, and jews hope people will forget about that after this performance.Poor Stewart though, she almost set the record herself, one 3 pointer short. I think she even teared up a little, while Obamawhale was getting the trophy. If one would be invested enough, could rewatch the game, and find a missed foul, or an uncalled out of bounds, to challange the record, and/or the result.
>>142905495Is Paige our skateboarder?
Dun dun duuuunDun dun duun
Bye everybody, see you in a month
Team USA goes down in shambles
>>142892340What’s it gonna take to get these threads moved to /asp/? I’ve had about enough of this garbage shitting up the board. I’d rather read another 45 Pissi Cuckitini vs. Penaldo threads then see one more fucking picture of a woman in a basketball jersey.
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>>142921132How many outfits did Sophie wear
>>142919516What a bitch
I cant let this thread die
>>142892340Cait's mom > Cait
>>142895838she'd getting double-teamed in the lockerroom.
>>142896412they are out of ideas. I hope they bring back the light blue suit with the mustard stain.
>>142896535smaller ball, wider rims. but yeah, it's totally as good as NBA
>>142896535>>142926002Have you guys(or guy) tried having sex
>>142898711best I could dohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/XHKCKVeMJQ0
>>142926034https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QrPbCDYwycY
>>142926041is she actually like that or is she on character all the time?
In blistering hot Phoenix in the middle of the hottest park of the year on top of everything
>>142926332Caitlin with another record breaking game
Shockwaves in the American Southwest
>no Caitlin game until August
>>142931855>Soiface
Yes
Lit
Fever, please fire Christie Sides and hire Cheryl Miller instead.
>>142938930Is she even a good coach? Of course its easy to win when you have Caitlin on your team
>>142938930Fuck no. Sides is at least white.
>>142939174KEK
>>142939014Well, Cheryl had an impressive record during her short stint as USC coach, and brought the Mercury to the finals. People in the know say she had Caitlin running plays in practice that Sides could only dream of.
>>142939329>People in the know say she had Caitlin running plays in practice that Sides could only dream of.How come theres no vid of it?
>>142939413I dunno, search around, apparently there is footage of it.
>>142939506Ive searched all the white players IGs, TikToks and other SMs. Got nothing except bikini thirsttraps
>>142939198>Not even sure what peoples issue with Sides is? Mine is giving minutes to Samuelson at all (and signing her at all, if Sides was responsible for that). Only white free agents should be picked, and without any baggage (like Samuelson's coalburning), same with draft picks. Though don't blame Sides for drafting Boston in the 2023 draft, but should have picked Dorka Juhász instead of Taylor Mikesell (who she waived anyways), and probably could have signed both anyways (I'm happy for Dorka though, ended up in a strong team with multiple whites, and might win the playoff this year). Should not have waived Emily Engstler, nor Bernadett Határ in 2023 either, and why the fuck sign then waive Taylor Mikesell. Also in 2024 wasted the second round pick on Celeste Taylor, while white players were still avaible, Kate Martin (taller, former CC teammate), Elizabeth Kitley (injured now, but long term investment, since tall), and a spanish girl (plus possible more without photos). Listing all this, plenty of reason why be angry at Sides after all, but still, better to have her be the coach, than to have any non-white, or any male.
>>142939174 Based Cheryl is white-adjacent. She kept Reese, a top vote-getter, off the starting lineup and gave Caitlin way more minutes, despite Reese arguably performing better (with a double-double). As the wise William Luther Pierce once said, "a white traitor [such as Christie Sides or Cheryl REEVE] is 10 times worse than any black or jew". 卐 HEIL CHERYL MILLER 卐
>>142939689>Elizabeth KitleyWasn't Kitley picked before the Fever had their second pick
>>142939799Nope:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_2024_WNBA_season_transactions#Second_Round>Celeste Taylor 3rd pick 2nd round (15th overall)>Elizabeth Kitley 12th pick 2nd round (24th overall)
>>142939849I haven't seen Taylor play at all
>>142939883She was booted, and Mercury signed her. They had her play against the Fever, so you did see her play, if you seen the Fever vs Mercury games.
>>142939911They wasted a 2nd on her? They must have terrible scouts if they couldn't find a decent 2nd rd pick
>>142939948Why even need scouts? Spend a day or two going through stats of college players, for the roles you need to be filled in your team, and have a strong preference for whites, if stats are similar.
I found an other possible backup center (or power forward) for the Fever, a shorter one, but is a former teammate of CC, and is currently not active:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monika_Czinano>"Czinano and her teammate Caitlin Clark made history as the first pair of teammates to surpass 2,000 career points in the same season in Big Ten women's basketball history. Together, Czinano and Clark were known as The Law Firm."She is an ethnic hungarian, so that is a bonus too. LA Sparks drafted her 3rd round last year, but ended up not playing her.
>>142940525She might be too small to play center. Boston is 6'5" & got pushed around by actual centers of Dallas. Dorka is 6'5" also
>>142940591Still, could be used az PF.
>>142940609Dorka can play Dorka since she looks sturdy. Boston can is she gains some weight again. But a 6'3" center just seems too small. Imagine her guarding 6'9" Griner or one of the 6'7" Dallas centers or Cameron Brink
>>142940635>gain some weightThat is bad idea, for any player. Boston was slow early this season, and gradually losing weight improved her performance, but skinny Seattle talls can still run laps around her on court. Gaining strength with lifting weight is good, but to just gain weight is bad. I'd put her on carnivore diet (or keto), to lose even more fat, with some added 4 day dry fasting breaks, when there are no games to play. Also Boston was a fat kid, some ads, or game break shown pics of that, don't risk her relapsing, keep her weight in check, keep it as low as possible, while staying healthy.
Disbelief
>>142942910LOL
>>142942910Athlon Sports has the most ridiculous headlines and I keep getting suckered in by them
>>142942910I haven't seen a proper news headline in any language in years.
>>142947117It gets views so yeah
>>142953640LOL
