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EURO U19
>15th July 2024
16:30 Italy 2 - 1 Norway
>18th July 2024
20:00 Northern Ireland 0-3 Italy
>21st July 2024
20:00 Ukraine 3-2 Italy
Semifinal
>25th July 2024
20:00 Italy - Group B runner-up

ASSORTED FRIENDLY GAMES
>22nd July 2024
19:30 FC Kosice 1-0 Roma LIVE!
>24th July 2024
18:00 Bologna - Brixen
>26th July 2024
17:00 1.FC Nürnberg - Juventus
>27th July 2024
15:00 AZ Alkmaar - Atalanta
15:00 Hansa Rostock - Lazio
1st August 2024
2:30 Milan - Real Madrid
>3rd August 2024
21:00 Juventus - Brest


Remember to PLEASE take your meds, shave your balls, not post if you're from a third world country, keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
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nihao
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>not beebeetoni
One job, also I lost the Beengsbo edit
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>>142928880
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>>142928898
based
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Mister Musk... the sponsor, thanks
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pato was just a shit nilmar
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Thiago Motta has been impressed with Locatelli and Adžić in training. Motta believes he can bring Locatelli back to the levels he was before joining Juve.

Adžić is carving out a space for himself in the first team, the Montenegrin is a very interesting player.
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The Euros feel like they were on months ago
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>>142928998
Mister Musk is already paying me well, i would love having one of his meme companies on the shirt
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England lost :)
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>>142929022
you don't know shit
Pato was way better than neymerda
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zoom zoom doesn't even know about the goat nilmar
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negru
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The sponsor will be Aldi
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>>142929464
Played them both back in Fifa 12
>>142929585
Lidl (they're forcing Giuntoli to sell all the zingari)
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/ZW+SKDaSl5azFRs3c33NhA==/
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Loftus-Cheek, Ibra, the best female tennis player (after Martina Hingis), cardinale and la flame
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>>142928880
butterface
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Like clockwork lmao. It is so easy to bait him
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montenegru
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Polyphony Digital to sponsor Juventus FC for the next 5 years
t.Granturizio Romauchi
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Democratic Party to Juventus
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democracy to the toilet
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Referendums ey, what are you going to do
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He turned into ministro Sangiuliano
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Niccolò Pisilli
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Just bought this, finding it in a normal size was hell
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>>142930492
Those heady days where Juve still only had two stars, imagine that!
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>>142930492
God I love this shirt, looks so fucking good
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>>142930514
In the 90s that is. Imagine only getting your second star in the 21st century lmao
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>>142930529
Or not even having two of them in 2024 lmao
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>>142930492
>club logo is on the sleeve
Don't know how to feel about this desu
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>>142930525
I think out of all the retro shirts it's the most popular one, it's pretty rare and quite expensive now. I ended up paying a little over 200 with Zidane on the back
>>142930551
Kino imo, it's a bit edgy but works
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Talking about old Jj stuff, I have this old ass badge that my dad gifted me
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>>142930589
I don't dislike it. It's an interesting idea but my brain is just used to seeing it on the front like almost every other kit
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>>142930604
>two stars already
>>142930610
I know what you mean, but I really like most mid/late for experimental stuff like this. A lot of them are hideous but when it works it's great
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>>142930674
speaking of which you reminded me of Hartberg, an austrian team whose kits are plastered by ads. literal volleyball tier amount
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>>142930674
Jj got its second star in the 81/82 season I believe, and this badge is from like the 85/86 one. Means that >we have had the two stars for about 42 years.
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>>142930721
I think they've been doing this for a while in Austria, a few teams even have sponsor names in their official club name. I remember Flyeralarm Admira Wacker
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>>142930674
>>142930721
>>142930755

yeah they're not the only ones iirc, but they were the most notable ones, especially for some of the shirt sponsors.

forgot to attach pic before. this is from their 2022-23 season
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>>142930771
>spermbooster
And I thought FC Emmen's sextoy sponsor 'EasyToys' was on the nice kek
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>>142930492
Sony mentioned
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Crime of Twitterposting but
https://x.com/Nathan_Gr_/status/1815496120501490152
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>>142930771
>inserting sborr- jokes in your official kit
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>>142930863
If this isn't funny to someone, they're a legit psychopath
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Now I got needlessly hyped about Conceicao so if he doesn't come I'll be permanently disappointed
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sneedlessly hyped
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sexo with Pilar Fogliati
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>>142931040
He was at Ajax too btw last year for the first half of the season. He couldn't even get a starting spot in that team fra
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Also Conceicao isn't a memeable name
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Conceicao? Too short and generally just a prescritto because of his father. Sancho? No point in buying a negru if he's not extremely fast. Adeyemi? Funny haircut and pacey enough, I'm buying the stock.
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>>142931159
https://x.com/aritrabvb1909/status/1815034048546275647
Here's your Adeyemis trying to score goals bro
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>Adeyemi
He'd bring an Alb*nian with him so no
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>>142931184
I know that his finishing is catastrophic, when I said that I only rated him for the speed and the haircut I wasn't joking
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>he rates Dirtmund's prospects
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>>142930492
>finding it in a normal size was hell
lose some weight then you fat waste of life
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What did he mean by that?
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>>142931201
>tf
>tp

Captcha:NYWAH
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Also, Dortmund fans seem to want him dead and his price has gone down by a whole margin since he lost the CL final and didn't get called up to the Euros, so he'd probably be pretty cheap
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>>142931260
Yeah, 30m for a pacy weeb is cheap nowadays
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Wild prediction: the team will not change until the winter window
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De Winter window
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>>142931284
Sancho costs 50mil, the Porto negru costs 60mil, and the Portuguese manlet is also around that price. From all the mentioned names, he kind of is the cheapest one.
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Now that I think about it though, if Soulè will be the one to be sold, buying a LW is kinda useless
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I wouldn’t go to France
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>>142931382
Chiesa can play on the right, not that I rate HDMI though. Really it’s pretty stupid to be selling Soule anyways when there’s few if any upgrades available on the market.
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DisplayPort > HDMI
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>>142931469
Even the club wants him to stay honestly, it's just that the money would be too tight to buy Koopmeiners (who is the club priority it seems). Wouldn't have been much of a problem if some clubs were willing to offer like 25-30mil for Kikko, but even Riomma doesn't want to pay for him.
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AC games with side objectives > the others
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>>142931526
Any excitement for the chinky AC? I have bought literally every AC game, collectors editions at that, on day 1 but I'm not feeling it
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>>142931547
Yeah... let's just say that an extremely compressed & low bitrate video didn't help at all
The Naoe bits seems to have potential, the setting is cool (they rarely drop the ball on this one) but the rest looks mid (going full GoT with Yasuke's gameplay does not fit AC's DNA to the slightest).
Also, from an all-current gen game I expected much less recycling
>collectors editions
w-would've copped maybe if it wasn't so tall
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>>142931609
>Yeah... let's just say that an extremely compressed & low bitrate video didn't help at all
I know the marketing/PR people are the prime nepotism appointments but surely there's at least one person there who know stuff about making video look good and providing clean 4K footage to whatever place is streaming it. Youtube's limitations weren't the culprit with that Ubisoft presentation, it was on them.

Like you said, their worlds are always good (although Egypt is yet to be beaten in recent years). I just hope the progression elements and gear are better thought out, that hasn't been great in years now.
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Martina Smeraldi
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What club should I support?

After watching this Euros, I’ve decided to start watching more football and decided that I wanted to follow Serie a because my family in Italy does. Once I choose a team there’s no going back and I don’t want to be seen as a stereotypical bandwagon. Would appreciate if anyone gives me the lore behind the big 6 and pros and cons
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>>142932602
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>>142932602
ask to your italian family
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>>142932602
Please lend support to Caritas FC
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>>142932614
Got one of these for EPL?
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>>142934943
yes
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>>142935005

there's a prem version? i only know about ours and the portuguese one, which is older and more extensive
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>>142935060
I've got Bundes (three different versions, not sure which one is the relevant one though), EPL, MLS, Brasilerao, 4cc cup, Ecuadorian League + the "Is it really a sport?" flowchart
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>>142935218
post the bundes, prem and brasilerao, i need to see them with my eyes
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>>142935233
uploaded them on my imageshack
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kys grimtoli
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kys puffon
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Where are the 3 millions @FRIEDKINgroup @Toyota @Riomma @cesaroni_official
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Reminder that Cesaroni will be back
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Chiesa? At the Jmedical
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>>142932537
>Tricked juve into buying five trash players
How does the split eyed man keep doing it
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>>142935704
Thuram isn't bad
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>>142935737
speaking of thurams the performance from marcus in the euros was very questionable. even the french fans were wondering how he was still playing
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>>142935704
Marotta also tricked Giuntoli into hiring a coach that barely reached 4th place with a scudetto contending team by releasing rumors about Inzaghi's renewal being difficult and how Motta was going to become Inter's next coach
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>>142935704
Brother just accept that Inter are dirt poor, you couldn't even buy that dude from Venezia
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Kamala pazza Harris Kamala
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Allegri palmares as a coach
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Dynamo Kiev's manager has announced that his team will not shake any Partizan Belgrade players' hands before their Champions League qualifier because they played a friendly in Moscow.
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Thiago Motta palmares as a coach
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Source for tits?
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>>142935781
nihao
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>>142935776
>>142935780
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Anon FC-hooker update.
New proposal from Anon FC that increases by 3€ total (between fixed fee and bonuses) the previous offer, bringing it to 29€. No from her agent who continues to ask from 30€ upwards: however Anon FC is strong on the player's yes reached long ago.
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Allegri's Coverciano thesis: smart argument, you can tell he understands football to its core
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Thiago Motta's Coverciano thesis: some bullshit about MUH HEART MUH SOVL and MUH 2-7-2 BEKUZ IM A GENIOOS
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the twitter spaz on a rampage today lul
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>>142935811
This new gimmick gives us double the Jj posts, so I'll take it :)
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>>142935799
any news on the Neet to Jobs FC transfer?
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Allegri's thesis also has diagrams and pictures because the focus of the analysis are, after all, the tactics he will be using across his career
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Thiago Motta's thesis? A long ass papiro about his career as a football player (he was literally a bench warmer in any club he's played at) which nobody cares about
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>>142935807
>pallone
SOVL
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>Juventus are tipped to soon announce their new main sponsor. Meanwhile the kits without sponsor are quickly becoming collectors‘ items, in fact Adidas’ lunar-style items are on a roll: sales figures are the highest in recent years.
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The ball is what lets people play football
- Retardus Mottus
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>>142935781
Paola Ferrari with no makeup
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Massimiliano Allegri was on the verge of marrying Ambra Angiolini, one of the most beautiful italian women.
Thiago Motta? Married a 3/10 bitch, his children are also really ugly
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>>142935737
He really is tho
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Zazzaroni bro, chill out
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Fabio Bergomi posting
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>No Saudi shit
Sborring
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Kamala Harris is the daughter of Indian and Jamaican immigrants who married a Jewish man. Her experience is the American dream and melting pot, but not really the black experience, particularly that in southern swing states like Georgia and North Carolina.
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>>142935888
i dunno, you can clearly see the brazilian genes in the kids
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>>142936005
Which makes them terribly ugly
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>>142936002
>even the stripes have smaller stripes
christ
remind me why nike still make kits again?
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>>142936014
To make poorfags like you seethe because you can't afford them
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Me? I'm about to pull the trigger on a Miretti home jersey
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>>142936031
whatever works for you man
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Campobasso Bros!
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>>142936088
>Liquid Death
Why is diarrheanon sponsoring Campobasso?
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>>142935866
Just release the third kit already PLEASE
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>>142935827
to be fair the schizo has a point here, why would you put that shit in a thesis (yes almost less valuable than a philosophy degree at bofogna but still..)
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If the new sponsor is going to be Tesla they have to kick all those niggers out of the club
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>>142935895
still not as bad as your anal cancer bossnia
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arsenal cancer
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>>142936290
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>Galliani is pressing Szczesny and wants to hurry up. There could already be news this week, given the ever-open dialogue and the very good relations between Monza and Juventus.
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Now let's see top earners (that actually earn said money)
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>>142936372
Will Motta underperform with another scudetto contending team too? Or will he finally become a decent coach?
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Best poster? Germano
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>>142935804
>>142935807
>>142935821
>>142935827
Holy terza elementare tier writing
Mo you're telling me I couldn't shit out some similar bullshit just by playing Football Manager for a few months, NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FIRST YOU HAVE TO COACH FATASS POORFAG PLUMBERS IN PROMOZIONE
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L'estetica del calcio e il ruolo del portiere - Francesco Farioli
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>>142936452
>e il ruolo del portiere
Parare?
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>>142936290
Two frauds one locker room
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Il Calcio che Vorrei - Andrea Pirlo, 2020
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>>142936465
One car no scratches
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Passaggio calciatore-allenatore: cosa ricordare e cosa mettere nel cassetto
t.Vincenzo Shitaliano
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https://www.figc.it/it/tecnici/aula-multimediale/documenti/?p=1
For anyone who's interested into what a bunch of losers think about calcio
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>>142936483
But I already read posts on /seriea/
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>>142931547
I might buy it when the price goes right down. The level of wokeness is getting too damn high for me to buy it in good faith.
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GUYS ITS FINALLY SUNNY OUTSIDE I AM GOING INSANE
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>>142936483
Most of these are MUH SOVL spalletti-style babble, also
>that leao #17 one
Holy kek
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>>142936562
Surprise surprise, the only decent ones are Pioli's and Allegri's
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Calcio isnot what you think it is - Maurizio Sarri
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ABBRONZATISSIMA
E BELLISSIMA A A
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>>142936529
https://www.eurogamer.net/assassins-creed-shadows-team-acknowledges-elements-that-have-caused-concern-among-japanese-fans
Funny how this was just published kek, you'd tell us if you were a game journalist right?

Still a more respectable job than football journalist btw
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Ejaculate (v.) - What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he's not on time.
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>>142936623
Funny how they didn't apologise for making some of the Vikings black in Valhalla. Almost as if there's some sort of agenda at play.
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>Cesare Casadei has been left out of Chelsea’s 28-man preseason squad, and is likely going out on loan or sold
Genuinely what the fuck is the point of sending young Italian players to the EPlel if they always end up either flopping or never playing? This dude was promising at the U20 WC and he can't get a minute of playtime even under an Italian coach
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>>142936904
>Genuinely what the fuck is the point of sending young Italian players to the EPlel if they always end up either flopping or never playing?
money laundering
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>>142936904
Why should any Italian club care about the future of the NT?
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>>142936910
Reminder that the top clubs there sell academy players for 20mil to balance their books and still have fans that are retarded enough to call out Jj on plusvalenza btw
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>>142936904
B-but they told me the epl was actually overrated and serie a was superior because of muh defense????? How is it possible that scamacca gigaflopped at west ham and then did the fenomeno at atalanta???????
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>>142936959
I mean, they're basically benching Casadei for random pacey negrus that they bought for like 50mil each more than anything else. Gasperini managed to beat Liverpoop with Scamacca in the line-up after all.
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>>142936924
Wtf jj fans caling their own team out???
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>>142936986
The management fucked up many times anon, there's a reason why the whole board resigned when the points deduction happened. Does make me seethe to see other teams do the same thing and not get any punishment though.
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The Man of the Preseason is Simon Colinet for the time being.

The Frenchman is the club's new physical coach/athletics trainer, but for the time being he mainly profiles himself as a torturer. Phrases like “He who is not aggressive does not exist” and "No time for a break" have been blaring across the training field for weeks.
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Don't you have like a job there in Belgium, how the fuck can you spend your full day posting papiri here on /serieass/
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Bord-ACK
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>>142936998
Last summer Sassuolo's DoF Carnevali openly admitted that Sassuolo helped Roma by taking in two overpaid shitters whose plusvalenze were bloated enough to cook their books and of course nobody was bothered to look into it
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>>142937049
Sassuolo does some shady shit
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Marx era povero perché si rifiutava di cercare un lavoro.
Preferiva far vivere la propria famiglia nella porcheria pur di lavorare.
Pregava famiglia e amici per il denaro che poi sprecava invece di pagare i debiti.
Era un inetto, un irresponsabile, un alcolista ed un drogato.
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Venezia is coming to the Netherlands next week for a training camp.

The lagunari will stay at the Fletcher Hotel Doorwerth-Arnhem and will play against FC Utrecht (7:00 PM) on August 1 and against PEC Zwolle (14:30) on August 4.
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>>142935704
cambiaso is pretty good/decent, Bremer is one of the best CB in serie A, they just payed too fucking much. I have no idea about Thuram and verona guy but 12M for a reserve seems bad, Djallo was injured all past season,
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>>142937171
>Cambiaso
>good
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Bremerd
>one of the best CBs in serie A
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>142936959
EPL plays different type of football to begin with, they need pace merchants or to be the absolute best in a position to be viable
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>>142937186
Bremerd wasn't a starter in Torino until that single season where he only won the best cb award because of the jewe rumor, he's mediocre in a 4 at the abck defense
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He's back at it
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What if one of the Belgio's is actually Celinedept (the first Belgian to reach 10 million subscribers on YouTube)
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I think that Lilian may have a favorite son
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>>142937217
>where he only won the best cb award because of the jewe rumor,
Mmmmhhhh, really reminds me of how cagafiori basically didn't exist until the jewve rumor, after which he ((((((((((coincidentially)))))))))) scored 2 goals against juventus in that totally genuine match, and was made starter by spalletti in every match he could play him despite buongiorno being a way more enstablished and reliable player!
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Mo bremer is good
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>>142937186
and that's not even the funniest thing itt, we have got Fagioli raters
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>>142936452
HOLY BASED
I always thought that the idea of keeper is what make calcio really good
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Nicole tosi died
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Nicole Doshi still is alive and bimbomaxxing
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Matteo Guentosi
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>Mattia Binotto to Audi
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conceicao, todibo, galeno, this adyemi or whatever is called NIGGER… who the fuck are these people?
just close the mercato e focus on the organisation of the next season
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>ebenezer akinsanmarino
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https://youtu.be/_OKAwz2MsJs
Joker: Folie À Deux trailer is up

This is /seriea/ related because Gatti is the Joker
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>>142938023
uh oh the merd student is mad maaaad
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>>142938063
True, true
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>>142937294
based lilian, you can see when he goes to inter games to watch his son playing that he can only barely tolerate the presence of prescritti cartonati
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>>142938023
You can't stop them anon, they have a dream
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Bro what the fuck is that
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>>142938346
:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
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>>142938346
>that combover
Just give up bro for christ's sake
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>>142938346
che toro(s)
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>>142938418
The stripes on the right are so weird, the pattern changes like four times and sometimes it just stops midway through itself, almost looks AI generated. They should've just done two different types of stripes at this pont
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>>142938346
>>142938459
Apparently it's meant to represent San Siro, but only from a very specific angle kek
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>>142938470
The more I look at it, the stranger it gets, I don't know what the dudes at Adidas who designed the kit were smoking when doing this but it is not it
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>>142938490
Fentanyl
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>>142938470
Yeah this will age so w- *crumbles*
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>Adidas
I might just be retarded, it's Nike
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>>142938459
one earlier shirt had more stripes. i think the new is okayish. classic is the kinoest
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Factos
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>>142938943
Thought 'noglu
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Just spoke to Motta, I'm staying
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>>142938983
>Italian flag
Stop posting here Kikko
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>>142939001
this but deano huijsen
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>>142939015
We need the money, he needs to be a real human Dean and take one for the team on this one
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>>142939028
they just want to take my boy for being a coomer and replace him with nignog n. 17 instead of understanding his issues and supporting him as they are supposed to do as a family
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>>142938490
>adidas
it's nike belgianon. those guys make mediocre kits
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>La Juventus farà una proposta di rinnovo a Chiesa
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>>142939139
Corrected myself after the post >>142938503
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>>142939134
I like him, but his defending back when he was on loan at Roma (and even in the Next Gen) really wasn't convincing at all. Betting on a young player when we can get a starter for the CL just looks dangerous.
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>>142939134
Your boy currently can't defend to save his life therefore he can't be a starter
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>>142939214
>>142939202
he can defend, he suffers the man marking which is the easiest thing to learn
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>>142939335
So not only he will have to get used to Motta's tictocs but he also has to learn the basics of defending, nothing to worry about right?
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>>142939335
Again though, why betting on that when we can buy a more experienced and skilled defender from the money he'd give to the club? I get that you don't rate Todibo, but he wants to come to the club and is a far better option than an unexperienced and skinny teenager.
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>>142939405
he turned 19 in april, tell me one cb who was ready to play as a starter at 19. when he’ll be 23 he will use bastoni as toilet paper
>>142939431
honestly todibo is a good defender (actually watched a game of his) i just dont want to sell dean. also i dont want any more nigs in my team
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>grimtoli
>still alive
grim
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>>142939487
Sadly the sales were to expect, Giuntoli has been clear about how the Next Gen would be used to build a squad, from both sales and promotions for the players. Also, ironically enough, the number of negrus in the team hasn't really grown since like two of them got sold (with McKennie likely leaving soon too), and two got bought (with Todibo possibly being the third).
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>>142939487
That's exactly the point you dunce, he has potential but he's currenty no starting material which is what Juve needs atm
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Not sure why but i rate Conceicao, but eveything is better than Adeyememe i guess
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Fun fact Uranus was discovered in bath by William herschel
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>>142939487
>he turned 19 in april, tell me one cb who was ready to play as a starter at 19
M*tthijs di Luce
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>>142939594
Is he that bad? Saw that he wasn't even called up for Germany at the Euros, maybe I should stop rating meme players
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>tici esque short term planning with negative long term consequences
>but without the delusionposting
grimtoli…
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>>142939640
km/hour he can run>amount of braincells he has
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>Rebel Moon is getting a Director's Cut version
KINOOOOOO
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What the f-
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we are at the point that Italian clubs are losing bid battles with Turkish clubs
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>>142939684
I know that it's wrong to rate him, but deep down, I believe
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>>142939487
https://x.com/milosjr_/status/1815741675395834002?s=46&t=BDs1dys_y-vHarr0QF80Og
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>>142939640
He's just not a winger, he is as his best as a second striker, playing around a tall classic forward. Also about 70 IQ, making runs is all he does (he is quite good at that though)
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>>142940069
It's mostly that when I think of Motta's tactics (which are mainly consisting of pressing, switching positions and creating spaces), a player like him would be incredible with that speed and stamina. Chiesa used to be perfect for something like that, but since he lost his knee his speed has never been the same.
He's also apparently kind of cheap since his reputation is going down recently, and I haven't seen many clubs interested, so it could be a great deal.
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>go to toilet
>look inside
>no diarrhea
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>Roma, at the moment, do not want to make a new offer to sign Soulé.
t. SkySborrt
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>>142940389
They both wanted Chiesa and Soulè at some point, and dropped them because of the price, kinda crazy
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Beppe Iachini taking over the Secret Service on a caretaker basis.
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>>142940389
grimtoli status?
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>>142940432
Currently visiting Laufhaus Eros Center Arabella
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pussyclart rassclart yoots you get me blud yeh
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>Thiaw to Newcastle for 40m
>Simic to Anderlecht for 3m
Ciao Thiaw! Ciao Carlo!
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>>142940400
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Why are they making them bike so much
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>>142938346
I liked
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>>142941064
Why not? Cycling is the best way to get around bar none
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>Yep... that's another kys grimtoli post with the Belgian flag attached
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Fun fact: Cristiano Giuntoli is actually a high-ranking member of the Freemasons, orchestrating a grand plan to control global football and influence world events.

It's no coincidence that his career took off with an almost supernatural speed, quickly establishing him as a key figure in Italian football. Insiders whisper that this rapid ascent is no mere result of talent, but of secretive and powerful backers from the shadowy world of Freemasonry.

Giuntoli's involvement in the Freemasons can be traced through several mysterious symbols and coded messages. For instance, his choice of transfers often involves players with numbers and initials that, when put through Masonic numerology, reveal significant dates and codes related to Freemason rituals. His seemingly random signing of players on seemingly illogical dates aligns perfectly with the lunar calendar used in Freemason ceremonies.

Moreover, Giuntoli’s influence extends beyond the football pitch. Reports have surfaced that he frequents exclusive, hidden lodges in European cities where Freemason leaders gather. These meetings are shrouded in secrecy, but leaks suggest that the agenda often involves discussions on how to leverage football to shape political landscapes and sway public opinion.

Giuntoli's public appearances are another giveaway. Observers have noted his subtle but consistent use of Masonic hand signals and his penchant for wearing ties and cufflinks that bear symbols strikingly similar to those found in Freemason iconography. His recent Instagram post, which featured a seemingly innocent background of a football stadium, actually contained a hidden compass and square motif visible only to those who know where to look.

In conclusion, he is far more than a football director; he's a key part of a secretive and powerful Freemason agenda, weaving an intricate web of influence and control over one of the world's most beloved sports to steer humanity towards an enigmatic new world order.
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Fenerb-ACK
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>>142941444
>lugano
Road to 6 italians team in Champions
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If Fenerbahçe manage to fail to qualify for the CL with that squad, it's going to be the funniest shit ever
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The 2nd photo from the latest Gio
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>>142941490
Extremely nibbleable
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>all turkish players are benched
what did mourinho mean by this?
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>there are people who want Vinicius to win the Ballon d'Or over Rodri
I honestly don't know if it's brainrot or just a lack of knowledge when it comes to calcio
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>>142941546
We don't define them as "people". See: the post above yours
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>>142941560
>t.Mario Balotelli
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>>142941560
It's not even about him being Brazilian, he's genuinely not half the player that Rodrygo is, Bellingham-tier player
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>>142941589
It kind of is about him being Brazlian doe
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Paid 6 and a half of the King’s Shillings on an artisan melanzan sandwich today. Starmageddon.
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Always heard good things about girls who wear fucsia
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>>142941647
King? Starmer? What do you mean? I thought you voted for Independency. Are you relying on a third country?!
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Humble Gam-ACK!
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gud calcetto practise. scored like 3 and lead our team to victory. we had one player less too.

now cooking some steakkerinos
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>They report that the Nerazzurri will receive around €400,000 out of the €1 million fee that the Brazilian club pay to the 22-year-old’s club.

interkings #wearesorich
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>>142941752
please sign for jj
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>>142941033
>>142941033
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>>142941877
based

>>142941797
i would try to og every game
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The first goalscorer's name in UE Santa Coloma-Midtjylland
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>>142941935
I now rate a new player
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>>142941682
>IGN
lole, why does everything they touch turn to shit
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>>142942011
Digital Foundrybros... the end is near
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>>142942083
I will unironically rate IGN if they somehow manage to destroy DF and Eurogamer too, that'd be quite the achievement
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>>142942103
As long as they don't play Doom near me, then can do whatever they want
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>>142940389
Seems it's a done deal according to Minchiolino (not a tier 0 but can be considered to be the club's spokeperson).
Seems the deal is around the 30m mark (bonuses included) with a sell-on clause
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https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/07/google-will-not-disable-tracking-cookies-in-chrome-after-years-of-trying/
Reminder not to use Chrome
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Arsetechnica ahah
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https://x.com/tvdellosport/status/1815799765994438808
Very cute accent from that black nihao keeper
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>>142942540
A better AC Shadows trailer than whatever Ubisoft dropped
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>>142942540
cute
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>>142942540
nihau
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>>142942540
This is actually wholesome, he sucked at the Asian Cup but I really hope that he performs with Parma next season
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>>142942676
First black person I've seen riding a horse in years
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>spaniard coomer (formerly dutch) and nordic rapist to Stuttgart
t.Dean Marziusson
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Stuttgart is a promising club (kind of) that will play in the CL next season, surely Dean will sign for them instead of trying to become a benchwarmer at PissG
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intrasting mercato rumors when?
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>>142942715
loan or is grimtoli really that desperate?
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>>142942795
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>>142942676
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>>142942801
Getting sold I guess
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>>142942801
Desperation is the key
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>>142942802
>i now remember vanjas brother
imagine the blooters
>>142942816
i really dont expect stuttgart to overpay
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>>142942831
>i really dont expect stuttgart to overpay
Imagine if the club gets paid in Porsche GT2 RS' though
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>>142942795
Nothing for now, but here's Perin and Locatelli balling
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/1815824204802965942
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>>142942847
Why would you want those when the gt4 rs exists
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Fun fact: Stuttgart is called Stoccarda in Italian
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>>142942847
>no liquid assets to waste on poopmeiners
wtf based
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>>142942860
I would mog them (I trained a lot with wii sport resort)
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>>142942863
Because when it comes to cars, uneven numbers are always best
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Name my band
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Not gonna lie bros, this documentary on Rai 2 tonight is pretty gud
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>>142942969
Storie di donne al bivio?
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Pancrazio open the fanta
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SAN MARINO GODS
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Dzeko - Mou kino in the menu for this season
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We need a defender who has a permanently visible vein on his right temple
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>>142943257
Not *that* one doe
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>#Todibo-#Juventus: la formula dovrebbe essere quella di un prestito molto oneroso da 7/8M€, riscatto obbligatorio da 20M€ più bonus. [Alfredo Pedullà - SportItalia via AJ]
There is absolutely no way, this would genuinely be a steal
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>>142943327
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>>142943335
Nice already rejected a 35mil offer from West Ham before, I know that apparently Todibo only wants Jj and that we've already done business with them but it seems impossible for this price
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Wait AC shadows is NOT a reference to bbilan?
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Sleep tight /serieyasuke/
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>Como would rather get Miretti (on loan) than Arthur
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Hieronymus Bosch marmotta when?
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Pokemon will be the sponsor
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Pokimane
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>La #Juventus dovrebbe annunciare a breve una partnership (non sarà il main sponsor) con un brand che già sponsorizza #BayernMonaco e #Arsenal e di cui #AlishaLehmann è testimonial ufficiale
Fucking hell don't tell me that Prime sponsored >us
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>>142944249
?
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>>142944295
>Visit Rwanda
I genuinely have no idea about what this brand is, I thought that Rwanda was a big desert with trees and animals or some shit
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>>142944313
kinda rayciss
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>>142944313
>a big desert with trees and animals or some shit
now you're just describing the area around the San Nicola stadium
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>>142944295
Grim
>>142944313
They’re trying to become Africa’s Singapore, the sponsor is just for promoting tourism
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Rwanda Nara
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>>142944318
It's not that racist when you consider that there are regions in Italy that are as empty as Molise and Sardegna, which might even fit the description more accurately
>>142944338
I always knew that Bari was a shithole deep down
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>>142944313
I think the president/despot of Rwanda is a big Arsenal fan and that's how it started kek
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I now remember the Jjacademy that opened in Tajikistan
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>>142944389
The memes about Assnal literally write themselves at this point, they should probably declare independance as an African state so that they could play in the AFCON
>>142944403
SOVL
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>>142944414
I think there was a debate in our parliament one time because of that Arsenal sponsorship, calling into question was exactly is happening with the development aid being sent that way
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/biz/ idea : sell Milik and buy Furuhashi
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>>142928880
Lame
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kys grimtoli
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Who the fuck is this Galeno dude
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>>142942795
koopminers 60 million done deal lad
phew, i almost feared we would start the seasons without our 7th midfielder
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Mo Fagioli, MIretti, Nicolussi Caviglia, Locatelli, Paul Pogba and McKennie are good midfielders
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>at 27 yo, Galeno's only presence with the Brazil NT came in a friendly against Spain where he was subbed in at 82'
grim
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>>142948179
I don't think >we are ever going to spend 60m on a portuguese winger fratm
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Bournemouth are pushing to sign Dean Huijsen in transfer battle with Stuttgart, talks on with both clubs.

Negotiations accelerating as Bournemouth are insisting to get deal done, after Stuttgart initial bid.

Juve want to sell Huijsen asap to proceed with Todibo deal.
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>>142948199
>Galeno ha una clausola da 60 milioni, ma in Portogallo sono convinti che alla fine ne potrebbero bastare anche meno di 40 (magari 30-35 milioni più bonus)
t. cazzetta
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>>142948210
any idiot, even paratici, could sell huijsen for 25/30m. what about selling chiesa in his last year, mckennie (after a decent season even), szczesny, kostic, melo, weah, or even gatti, nicolussi, etc? kean was sold for 15m when fucking mulattieri was sold for the same price iirc, still celebrating sassuolo’s relegation btw
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>>142948253
So according to Gazzetta (let me guess, Sborriana Delle Palle?) Porto, a club known for being a pain in the ass to negotiate with, is willing to sell one of its starters for 20-30 millions less than his actual release clause?
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>>142948275
>Il Porto è sempre stata una bottega cara, proprio come il Borussia Dortmund, ma questa è un’estate diversa dalle parti del Do Dragao. Alla storica svolta presidenziale, con Villas Boas che ha preso il posto di Pinto da Costa, è seguito un accordo da lacrime e sangue con la Uefa per rientrare nei paletti del fair play finanziario. Tradotto: il Porto ha bisogno di vendere alcuni dei suoi pezzi entro la fine di agosto. E Galeno è uno dei maggiori indiziati. Di fatto la Juventus si trova in una situazione simile a quella vissuta a giugno con l’Aston Villa, costretto a sacrificare Douglas Luiz per rispettare i parametri finanziari della Premier League ed evitare una penalizzazione.
not saying that i trust them but that's what they say; frankly i'm annoyed that we're going after another ngubu, >we should rather give chiesa a chance to prove himself under motta
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>>142948275
have a Portuguese friend who told me that they all consider Galeno a shit player, and they hope to sell him for a decent amount this year after some good performances in CL
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>>142948290
This, let's give Chiesa a chance so in case he performs under Motta, he can ask for more from his next club (he's going to leave on a free because Juve won't renew him for the same or higher wage).
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>>142948290
> we should rather give chiesa
nah. sorry for kirke but utterly finished player at a deep technical level, and motta is not jesus christ. would seel him for 20m even just to make room for another high salary (the winger’s)
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>Chiesa and 20 million to Inter for Frattesi: sensational exchange with Juventus

GRIMTOLI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>142948319
(and of course i wouldn’t by that galeno monkey even for a bag of caldarroste)
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>>142948336
It's a Barzaghi cocainum moment
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>keeps complaining about negrus
>will still watch every single Jj match like the little cuck he is
Merd students, everyone
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>>142948336
100% unironically would
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Buongiornio /seriea/
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Sborreinmouth
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good morning /seriea/, plans??

>need to recaulk the bathtub
>will probably fuck it up on the first try
>if there is enough time left might go for the first bike ride in almost a month since today temps are around 30 and its tolerable weather
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>the first bike ride in almost a month
kek wha a KWAB
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>>142943139
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>>142948755
based schizo calling a kumplotto
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>>142948755
i answered to that thread
it doesnt trigger me that baggio gets compared to alex what triggers me is when they do it with totti. as i said there, everyone can be great at riomma where you play friendlies every sunday
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Gm sirs. It’s cloudy again. This is the worst summer I can remember, I haven’t even been able to sit out in the garden and read my books about National Socialist economic warfare. It’s embarrassing. It’s a disgrace, that’s what it is, a disgrace.

Starmageddon.
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>ACMilan is proud to announce an innovative collaboration with KraftAnalytics (KAGR), a leader in data and analytics in sports and entertainment. This strategic collaboration will use KAGR's advanced approach to data to deepen consumer understanding of AC Milan and set a new standard of excellence in European football
literally BBilan customers
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>>142949053
Is Mara the quintessential french artslut?
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>>142948755
glad to see foreigner (thus unbiased) anons recognize del piero as the goat of italian football
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>>142949068
>del piero as the goat of italian football
lmao the absolute state of this board
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>>142949065
Mara Maionchi
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>>142949102
FACTOS
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>>142948579
Going to the olympig games, it’s gonna be slurping KINO
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>>142948579
thanks for reminding me that i need to i need to get my to the shop to be fixed
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>>142948210
Do they still own Hamed Traore? Asking for a friend who is the only person left on earth who rates him haha
>>142948275
Genuine question but who was the last outgoing FC Porto player that wasn’t a scam? Ruben Neves? I don’t even think he counts since he’s playing in the camel league in his prime
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>>142949126
I wouldnt go to france (I will actually go to france soon but not to Paris)
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>>142949126
France is no longer France
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>Agreement found between Napoli and Rennes for Ostigard. Price fee around 8M
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>>142949162
Luis Diaz? I only watched the CL matches btw
Also I just found out Militao was a Porto player
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1994 Italy could've easily been world champions if Sacchi wasn't an obsessed integralistcel all about muh 4-4-2 spezzato
just the fact that he'd asked Signori to play wide mid before the final is enough to have his coaching badges revoked
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>>142949163
I’m not in Paris either, it’s full of stupid regulations, half the streets are blocked, people are seething and restaurant owners are complaining people cannot access their restaurants, good lmao

>>142949173
t. Gypsy rioter in Leeds
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>this is the bitch Huijsen is shagging
madre de dios...
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>>142949209
Quintessentially Dutch from the blank stare alone
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>>142949209
Bogged?
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Kek mo the narration is that del siero actually had any relevant contribution in the 2006 mundial
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>>142949209
El ogro de los Hollandaisos
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>>142949235
he scored the winning goal against germany, you mongoloid contraria bitch
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2-0 at tempo scaduto is not a game winner lol
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>>142949205
Well the French voted to import more and more barbarians, deal with the consequences.
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>>142949225
Sardinian actually
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>>142949241
falseflag actually spitting facts. the 2-0 is a winning goal also the most beautiful goal scored by italy in the tournament
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>>142949246
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu if he didn't score that goal there would have been a 100% chance that germany would've scored another goal goy
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Kek now tapins are beautiful goal
Also del siero fucked up badly on the corner before grosso's goal but pirlo saved the day
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Italy was ruined once and for all as a country when grosso scored against germany and did that reddit ass esultanza shaking his head left and right with a gay smile and eyes closed
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Yep. It’s another morning where MY captain drove all schizos to the asylum.
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None of you faggots were watching games in the couple of seasons where the doped fraud was still decent (1995-1998)
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Dybala was a more impactful player for jubentus than del pierre
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Warra more than 1 goal in the indian league del siero
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yep, it's that time of the day again
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>>142949314
had a half-boner (no homo)
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Me? I was 10 months old when the WC 2006 happened but that won't stop me from thinking Shitaly rigged it
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Yep it's that 0.3 goals/assists per game time of the day again
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>talking about their tottis and cassanos

*cracks open a Monster*
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>>142949247
We didn’t though, RN won the popular vote by a wide margin, all other parties ganged up to prevent them from taking power, starmerfags ought to stfu
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>Gazzetta says that Riomma is about to buy Soulè
>Corriere says that the deal is on hold (and basically that it's ogre)
I most honestly loathe journos, these shitters cannot say one logical thing
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>>142949375
Don't be obtuse. The average Frog had a choice in the 2nd round between RN and a Bolshevik Algerian rapist and chose the latter.
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>>142949381
Not just that but Zarbonzaroni also claimed the Jj board threatened Soule he would be forced to play with the Next Gen team (he actually can't since he's played 50 or more matches in Serie A already) unless he moves to the EPL
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>>142935781
t. horny strayan also,
VERY NICE
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>>142949381
nothing is truly done until you see the official annoucement belgiobro
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>>142949398
Same shit as the Yildiz rumors about a fight with Motta even though he is literally on vacation, the attempts at trying to fuck over Jj are getting creative
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>quattrocchi
lmao
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I made the third pup of the day
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Oi oi want a go on me chebs daaarling
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Gnonto to Atalanta
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Miransneed to Atlanta
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>>142949395
Wait a minute, are you saying that there are people out there making the wrong choice in an election where you can only choose one of two things? Wow, can you imagine that, of course the French people could not be trusted to vote in their own interest. At least all the proud people of the United Kingdom would make the right choice in such an event, even the most northern ones.
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>>142949194
Yeah I guess it’d be him or Militao, I’d say the jury is still out on Diaz because he cost like 60m and hasn’t done anything on the level of Salah/Mane but he is a decent player
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Messi's most recent ballon d'or was still more justified than baggio's
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>Thiago Motta intends to put Nicoló Fagioli at the centre of his project. The new coach greatly appreciates the midfielder's technical qualities and is trying to talk to him a lot these days.
>Motta believes Fagioli is at the center of his project and against Nuremberg he could be tested in the two men behind Vlahović, given his ability to dictate the timing and methods of the final pass.
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>>142949738
Risky, but given the fact that he'd have physical midfielders around him and the wingers to create some space around, I can kind of see what Motta wants
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Kek thiago loffa still doesn't even have a vague idea of what formation he wants to play with and therefore is blocking almost all Juventus transfer targets since no one knows if the team needs wingers, fullbacks, or what
But they told me he mogs allegri so
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>formation
>with 60 games on the fixture list
somebody please remove this boomer from MY /seriea/ please
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>>142949637
I have to say you type very well in the English sir. I’m glad Dutch taxpayers money is doing good work at the refugee centre.
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Bad news for Heracles Almelo: they will have to make do without striker Jizz Hornkamp for quite some months.
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>>142949738
based motta
but then why they want to buy poopminers?
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>>142949928
Mo thats a real player playing for a real team
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>>142949943
Because poopmeiners is a better midfielder than Fagioli or any other Jj midfielder atm
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>>142949878
It is, and I've always maintained it's better to spend it on those things than trying to spend it on referenda where people end up voting against their own interests
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Imagine carrying a baby boy for 9 months before squeezing him out your mboffa then calling him… Jizz. The horror, the horror..
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>>142949966
I’m not convinced breaking apart the union would be in the interests of the Scottish people desu.
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>>142949980
Good goy, who cares about self-determination right
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>tfw americans can watch all of serieA + every champions/europa/conference league games for 5$/month
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>>142950056
>tfw I can do the same thing
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Stop iracy, m'kay?
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>>142950075
is not piracy if Im paying
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>>142950056
Having to use the failed abortion that is the Paramount+ app cancels it out a bit but otherwise yeah it is pretty nice. I’ve heard some people abroad have been able to sign up using a vpn but I dunno if that still works
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I like these summer friendlies so far, but I miss the last ones where Kean somehow scored against Madrid in the first minute
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as for now the power tiers at Jj are:

1. fagioli
(gap)
2. vlahovic, thuram?, bremer
3. luiz?, locatelli, cambiaso, (huijsen was here)
(gap)
4. yildiz, soule, chiesa, milik
5. miretti, danilo, mckennie
6. gatti, rugani, nicolussi
7. scoglio, kostic, weah

?. unknown: adzic, cabal, djalo

the best 10 are:
fagioli, vlahovic, thuram, bremer, luiz, lock, cambiaso, yildiz, soule, chiesa.
but to make a formation they lack 1 cb and 1 rb, so 2 between yildiz, soule and chiesa (the weakest 3) get out, let’s say the latter 2.
thus the formation should be:

yildiz (/adzic) vlahovic
thuram
fagioli luiz lock
cambiaso bremer cb (/djalo) rb (/cabal on the left with cambiaso on the right)
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Blud so good at calcio he will get permabenched
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The fact that Italy isn't even at the Olympics is such a joke, calcio isn't doing well
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CALCIO
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>>142950664
>Telelombardia
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>>142950342
>thruam trequartista
>>142950664
como will fight for the conference league spot mark my words
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>>142950837
Not if they chase those washed up players
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Big fan of football players who are real enthusiasts.

Former Napoli player José Callejón - now 37 years old - will play for Marbella in the Spanish third division next season.

Top transfer.
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>>142950837
People said the same when Cagliari was stacking rejects like Godin, Nainggolan or Asamoah in their ranks and yet they barely avoided relegation each season
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>>142950664
>antichita massara
>geriatric team
checks out
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*cycles to the bathroom to take a semi-liquid shit that looks like lava*
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>>142951134
litteraly me 10 minutes ago doing the 4th of the day
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>>142949184
>Lindstrom is another player set to leave Napoli, going to Everton on a 3M loan +22M option to buy
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>>142951134
Does it also feel like lava? This burning sensation as it leaves your body
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https://www.asroma.com/en/news/71575/successful-meeting-with-romes-mayor-highlights-vision-for-as-romas-new-stadium
Successful Meeting with Rome's Mayor Highlights Vision for AS Roma's New Stadium
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I wish I had saved the timeline for the construction of Roma's stadium when Pallotta was president, where the date for laying the foundation stone was January 2015
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>Argies getting refballed
total nafri death
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>Top Russian Economist Dies After Falling out of Window
Damn
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>>142950056
>tfw mfw i see the rocket red glare
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Gazprom as sponsor when
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Gazprot hehe
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cazzprom
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Gazborr
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>Soulé smiled to a Juventus fan who said:
>"Don't go to Roma
Riommerd bros…
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>>142952049
Pretty sure that he wants to stay, he wouldn't have come to the pre-season camp otherwise (the very fact that he's in it kind of confirms that the rumors of him being threatened by the club are bullshit kek)
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Also, Zazzamerd bros…
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Shomurodov scored
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I'll just take this chance to once again remind /seriea/ that literally no one knows what Giuntoli is cooking and all the (((media))) is doing is a shotgun approach so they'll get something right by accident.

All the media has is what agents (even a lower lifeform than calcio journalists) and directors at other clubs are feeding them
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Fucking angolian bots stop spamming me on WhatsApp AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>142952311
Audio: https://x.com/milosjr_/status/1815741675395834002
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>>142952311
Based and true, even Agresti doesn't get the DS's notes anymore. At least his close club contacts didn't vanish
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>>142952049
> and then i said them, see you at trigoria
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>>142952417
Agresti stopped being an insider the moment he got too cocky about Dyballingz renewal, now he's just a tap in master at best.
With Giuntoli at the wheel the most reliable journos are, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, Romano and Pedullù
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I hope they don’t kill the internet at the stadium, or I will not be able to blogpost.
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>>142952460
>Agresti stopped being an insider the moment he got too cocky about Dyballingz renewal
Really not his fault there tbf, but I guess that's the consequence of """transfers journalism""""
Anyway threadly reminder that FUCK Arrivabene
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Don't know what he's training his boxing skills for, but he seems ready for the season
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Jannik Sinn-ACK!
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Rise of the Ronin Demo up
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>>142952506
Why did he get a Zelensky tattoo
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>>142952449
Me with the hat
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>>142952596
Wtf, you're Josip Sutalo?!?
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>>142952506
Nice Life is Strange tats
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New drink sponsor is up
Good choice, will get plenty of zoomers to bandwagon and buy shirts/merch so that we can fund SM- uhm... mercato objectives ahah
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Meanwhile in Argentina-Marocco
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>>142952735
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>>142952735
>+15 mins
wut?
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If you think about the Greek incel should be simping for brett cooper
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>>142952735
15 bings of added time is crazy
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>>142952735
Lol Moroccan fans made a mess after that
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>>142952735
Based Argentina already rigging it
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>>142952735
that #10 doesnt seem bad
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>>142952797
>>142952773
The WC22 added time was extra kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
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The idea of stop clock during the extra time seems good to me
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>>142929583
Based
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Would
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Underboob? Would.
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>>142953225
Imagine the imprinting those chairs have left on her cheeks ahah!
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my boy needs to do something with those female-tier legs
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>>142953377
Who knew sitting at the one-armed bandit all day would be ruinous for your legs!
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Final Borderlands trailer is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icnysn53neU
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>>142953721
>Production was so problematic that writer Craig Mazin (from CHERNOBYL and THE LAST OF US) asked for his name to be removed from the credits
I smell kino
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>>142951595
>there’s a Russian bank called sberbank
sborrbank sponsor when?
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>>142953721
Kevin Hart is my guilty pleasure. He always plays the same character in every movie but that little negru always cracks me up
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Gran Turismo 7 Update 1.49 brings six new cars, updated physics simulation model, and is up right now
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>>142954039
Reinstalling right as we speak
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>>142954332
>>142954332
>>142954332
>>142954332
>>142954332



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