>On Friday, July 26, 2024 from 7:30pm to 11pm (UTC+2), the opening ceremony of the Paris 2024 Olympic Games will be held. This event will take place on the Seine between the Pont d'Austerlitz and the Pont d'Iéna, a 6 kilometers long live show>"Ambitious", "historic", "spectacular" – these are some of the words used to describe the Paris 2024 Opening Ceremony since the first plans were unveiled three years ago.>Set to be the first Olympic Games Opening Ceremony held outside a stadium, the 26 July celebration will transform the French capital into a stadium and theatre as the traditional parade of athletes takes place in boats along the Seine, passing the most iconic Parisian landmarks such as Notre-Dame, the Louvre, or the Eiffel Tower.>"We will see the history of France unfold along the Seine with its monuments, architecture and the impact of Paris on cinema. The result is a plural narrative of France" says Thomas Jolly, artistic director of the ceremony>98% of the show will be live and 2% of the scenes were recorded beforehand, notably for scenes in buildings along the Seine. >300 dancers will be putting on a show, mixing traditional, contemporary and urban dance with the arrival of breaking at the Games. Musically speaking, the idea is to represent France's diversity and rich musical diversity. From opera to electronic music, from hip hop to classical music.Thoughts and expectations on the Paris 2024 opening ceremony ?
95% chances absolute disaster5% chances absolute kino
>>142935924Probably going to be some degenerate satanic Jew shit
Some official renders
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>>142935924Is the river still full of shit?
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REMEMBER:NO THIRDIES ALLOWED
Sounds like a globohomo fuckfest
>>142935987I SAID NO THIRDIES CHICANO
Will they booo Macron like at the rugby world cup?
>>142935968The levels of e-coli and enterococcus are below the official thresholds. They might go up if it rains in the coming days
>le opening ceremony
>>142935924It will be written by a guy who hates France and love niggers. Expect 100% woke embarrassing shit. Also it will be raining, and maybe there will be a dancers' strike.
>>142935995I’m white (northern European mutt)
>>142935958Wait so are the athletes going to stay on the boats or just arrive on boats and then walk?Looks pretty cool though.
>>142936074This is supposedly the moment where they board the boats.
>>142936023That's good news. For now.
>>142936082>>142936074This is the plan.Says:>85 boats transporting 6000 athletes>3000 dancers and artists on the riverside and bridges>12 shows along 6 kilometers of river>final show at the Trocadero, opposing the Eiffel Tower
>>142936039then you should save the le globohomo until you lose the medal competition
>only interested by skateboard>first price with a shitty view: 80€
Please god may a boat engine fail or something stupid like that
>>142935979> Lady Gaga is currently in Paris where she is rumored to be rehearsing her performance for the Paris 2024 Olympics Opening Ceremony.I don't care about opening ceremonies but that's extra gay if true. Wasn't Indila free to sing the Top G national anthem?
>>142936365I haven't heard about it
>>142936172I wonder where the terrorists will attack
french rapists
>>142935924POOP IN IT.
>>142936416this is not 24 or a trump rally, terrorists dont even try when there is so much security
>>142936416If they're not too dumb they'll attack in another town wheres theres less police
it should be mandatory for all athletes to attend the opening ceremony, but anyway im pretty excited to get it started
Will it top the greatest opening ceremony of all time?
what are the chances that the audience will boo the israeli team ?
>>142937464I don't think the audience will see much considering there will be several teams visible, and by design any team wont stay in the same spot for long
>olympics>franceESCUCHEN
>>142936700>>142936456>>142936172How will you prevent a sharpshooter attacking from afar?
>>142937615I'm really curious how they secured this stadiumSo many windows a shooter could be hiding behind...
>>142937615way better sharpshooters on roof and drones
Shame on the organizers for not recruiting daft punk/justice to perform
>>142937744Justice are one-hit wonder hacks, but it would be cool if they could get Daft Punk. But they seem like really pretentious assholes so I understand that they are not interested.
>>142937744I would have liked Woodkid, this is the type of music that suits an opening ceremonyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkb0kDacjs
>>142937615you block telegram countrywide for the week before
hopefully it's more soulful than the generic slop asians put up
Looking forward to the Spanish Arnada
>>142937744Is France Gall still alive? Her name is literally France so they should get her, even if she’s 80 years old.
Are they going to show the newly refurbished and woke version of the Notre Dame cathedral? You know, the Catholic building that was mysteriously set on fire while muslims in the streets of paris clapped and cheered on. That would be weird for a sports committee to show, but it is relevant to the olympics and sports, right?
>>142941202Which parts are woke?
>>142941336>macron in charge of preserving French history and tradition.Need I say more?
>>142935924This either will be remember by how impressive or terrible it was. How the fuck are they going to make sure no incidents occur in such a big "venue"?
>>142935924>Thoughts and expectations on the Paris 2024 opening ceremony ?100 dead 300+ injured when mohammed blows himself up
>>142935924>300 dancers will be putting on a show, mixing traditional, contemporary and urban dance with the arrival of breaking at the Games. Musically speaking, the idea is to represent France's diversity and rich musical diversity. From opera to electronic music, from hip hop to classical music.It's all gonna be black and arab rappers isn't it
>>142941520Infinitely better than the genre known as 'world music'
>>142937776>WoodkidHe did the music for the handover in 2021 and iirc he's also doing some of the music for these ceremonies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wykqg9712qI
>>142941469They called cops from everywhere in Europe, including our Guardia Civil. They even brought cops from Qatar to patrol the streets lmao.Also a lot of fences have been erected through streets and avenues. Parisians are basically told to stay in home. https://twitter.com/EricKLein_/status/1812534345715839035
>>142941469>>142942612Parisians can only cross the Seine on one bridge, all the others are off-limits and so are the areas close to the SeineI have friends in Paris, they're pissed
>>142942669Meanwhile most Parisien men are looking forward to getting laid with chicks from all over the World
>>142941368Please be specific
Snoop Dogg is one of the torch bearers.
Map of the opening ceremony
>>142937615give them a callaway golf range finder
why dont they just walk down the champs elyseedoesnt that make more sense
>>142943332Tourism went down actually
>>142937744>>142941153They should call on Neige to perform.
two and a half days lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBPcgH8G1RY
I want this whole thing to fail spectacularly.
Some dancers are striking because they haven't been paid the same as other dancers
>>142935924jesus what is it gonna take 8 hours?
>>142935924I think the ceremonies are a stupid waste of time
>>142946824Bizarre to use French and say “Pont de…” instead of “Bridge” but then translate Place de la Concorde to Concorde Square
>>142948520halfmade job like the rest of these games
>>142935924>opening ceremony on friday>competition starts the day before
>>142948834Actually its starts today
>>142935924>plural narrative of France as in one jewish and one shitskin
>>142936456>terrorists are not planned by the same kikes who own the puppets organizing the event what is this? 2016?
Here's the full country order for the 2024 Parade of Nations at Opening Ceremony:1. Greece2. Refugee Olympic Team3. Afghanistan4. South Africa5. Albania6. Algeria7. Germany8. Andorra9. Angola10. Antigua and Barbada11. Saudi Arabia12. Argentina13. Armenia14. Aruba15. Austria16. Azerbaijan17. Bahamas18. Bahrain19. Bangladesh20. Barbados21. Belgium22. Belize23. Benin24. Bermuda25. Bhutan26. Bolivia27. Bosnia and Herzegovina28. Botswana29. Brazil30. Brunei31. Bulgaria32. Burkina Faso33. Burundi34. Cayman Islands35. Cambodia36. Cameroon37. Canada38. Cape Verde39. Central African Republic40. Chile41. China42. Cyprus43. Colombia44. Comoros45. Republic of the Congo46. Democratic Republic of the Congo47. Cook Islands48. South Korea49. Costa Rica50. Ivory Coast
>>14295208551. Croatia52. Cuba <----has the Hulk53. Denmark54. Djibouti55. Dominican Republic56. Dominica57. Egypt58. El Salvador59. UAE <-----rich people 60. Ecuador61. Eritrea62. Spain <-----EURO CHAMPS63. Estonia64. Eswatini65. Ethiopia66. Fiji67. Finland68. Gabon69. The Gambia70. Georgia71. Ghana72. Great Britain <----for the King 73. Grenada74. Guam75. Guatemala76. Guinea77. Guinea-Bissau78. Equatorial Guinea79. Guyana80. Haiti81. Honduras82. Hong Kong83. Hungary84. India <----------------85. Indonesia86. Iran87. Iraq88. Ireland <-----they made it!89. Iceland90. Israel <-----might be booed91. Italy <-------the pizza makers92. Jamaica <------the track gods93. Japan <------- nippon!94. Jordan95. Kazakhstan96. Kenya97. Kyrgyzstan98. Kiribati99. Kosovo100. Kuwait <--------more rich people
>>142952298101. Laos102. Lesotho103. Latvia104. Lebanon105. Liberia106. Libya107. Liechenstein <----one person108. Lithuania109. Luxembourg110. North Macedonia111. Madagascar112. Malaysia113. Malawi114. Maldives115. Mali116. Malta117. Morocco118. Marshall Islands119. Mauritius120. Mauritania121. Mexico <-------107 strong122. Federated States of Micronesia123. Moldova124. Monaco125. Mongolia <------fancy outfits 126. Montenegro127. Mozambique128. Myanmar129. Namibia130. Nauru <-------one person131. Nepal <--------Dalai Lama132. Nicaragua133. Niger134. Nigeria135. Norway136. New Zealand137. Oman138. Uganda139. Uzbekistan140. Pakistan141. Palau142. Palestine <----they love Israel143. Panama144. Papua New Guinea145. Paraguay146. Netherlands <-----wooden shoes?147. Peru148. Philippines149. Poland150. Puerto Rico
>>142943332Quite the opposite, the entire area surrounding the parade and the olympic sites are deserted, since it's a clusterfuck to get there, and all you can see are barricades or huge walls/banners hiding the sites.
>>142952675151. Portugal <-----won't be dragged down by CR7152. Qatar <-----------rich people 153. North Korea <-----their people will be told they won the Olympics 154. Romania155. Rwanda156. Saint Kitts and Nevis157. Saint Lucia158. San Marino159. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines160. Solomon Islands161. Samoa162. American Samoa163. Sao Tome and Principe164. Senegal165. Serbia <------pride of the Balkans when it comes to Olympics 166. Seychelles167. Sierra Leone168. Singapore169. Slovakia170. Slovenia <--------made CR7 cry like a little girl 171. Somalia <-------pirates172. South Sudan <-----almost beat Team USA173. Sudan174. Sri Lanka175. Sweden <---------Vikings176. Switzerland <------neutral177. Suriname178. Syria179. Tajikistan180. Chinese Taipei181. Tanzania182. Chad183. Czech Republuc184. Thailand185. East Timor186. Togo187. Tonga188. Trinidad and Tobago189. Tunisia190. Turkmenistan191. Turkey192. Tuvalu193. Ukraine <-------fighting Russia194. Uruguay 195. Vanuatu196. Venezuela197. British Virgin Islands198. Virgin Islands199. Vietnam200. Yemen
>>142952958The Grande Finale of the Parade of Nations201. Zambia202. Zimbabwe203. Australia (2032 Olympics host)>gods of swimming204. United States (2028 Olympics host)>posting USA USA USA from their trailer parks205. France (2024 Olympics host)>Ricky Bobby : Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?>Jean Girard : We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois.>gave the US the Statue of Liberty
>>142935924>Set to be the first Olympic Games Opening Ceremony held outside a stadiumsoullessmixing traditional, contemporary and urban dance with the arrival of breaking at the Games. Musically speaking, the idea is to represent France's diversityc'est fini
>>142943634he's turning a traditional museum into an african museum
>>142935924C'est moi ou france.tv ne diffuse plus tous les directs ?
the bbc worship is going to be insane
>>142952834The city is going to be swimming in pussy from all over the world. Wtf are you talking about the parade for, you aren't going to get any ass there. You go to all the going out strips of bars and restaurants where all the single women are going to be going out
Gonna be gud
>>142936172>>85 boats transporting 6000 athletesThis sounds like a recipe for disaster, how wide is this river? I anticipate at least 5 bumping incidents
>>142957418I saw the rehearsals, the boats are one behind the other at 100m of distance. It will last forever.
>>142935958>>142935962>>142935967>>142935972>>142935979definitly won't look like that kek
>>142957176incredible dough
>>142955305Ouais seul Eurosport le fait maintenant...
>>142958044Les chiens, ils ont les droits sur toutes les épreuves, payés avec nos impôts.
>>142935972>women clinging onto giant ribbons with their livesAIslop
>>142935924It will probably be a disaster.I intend to watch select events and ignore the entire fluff around the Olympics altogether.
I'm watching a docu about the director of the ceremony, I have bad feelings, him and his collaborators are all pretentious unsufferable parisian wokists...
>>142935924the concept of it being on the river sounds very neat but I don't see any way how it won't be awkward or straight up a mess. Also how the fuck is the athlete parade supposed to workif anything I guess, it will feel fresh compared to DUDE 1,000 PEOPLE DANCING AROUND A STADIUM for the millionth time
>>142953166>next hosts go next to lastis that a new thing? When the heck did they start doing that
>>142960344>the concept of it being on the river>Also how the fuck is the athlete parade supposed to workOn boats genius...
>>142960489that's gonna take like 5 hours
>>142935924>urban dance
>>142960506Yeah I'm afraid so. Or mabe the parade will be mixed with the show.
>>142935924>Thoughts and expectations on the Paris 2024 opening ceremony ?It will be the biggest shitshow in history, can't wait to see this woke fiesta for a good laugh
>>142960653don't worry LA will take that crown from you in 4 years for sure
In the US, opening ceremony begins Friday at...West half of US>10:30am PT - West Coast>11:30am MT - Denver time East half of US>12:30pm CT - Chicago time >1:30pm ET - East Coast/Florida
>an armada of dragonboats appears and attacks the whole thingWould be the kino to end all kinos
>>142961850China qualified 14 in rowing and 18 in canoeing I hope they let them escort their main boat in dragon boats
>>142937615The entire area is surrounded by either museums, or rich owned appartments with restrictive access. This is litteraly the jewest part of europe, highest concentration of wealth and elite inbreeding of the continent. And since they are french they wouldn't now how to plan a terrorist attack, they are too busy organising orgies for their kind.
I hugely admire the ambition of this, but the total kino/complete gangfuck equation seems horribly skewed in favour of disaster.
>>142952085>>142952298>>142952675>no Individual Neutral Athletesbless the corrupt IOC, shitting on young people's dreams because of a war they have nothing to do with and have specifically renounced in order to compete
>>142952085>>142952298>>142952675>>142952958Nobody representing Kekistan?
>>142935924If they really got rid of all the shit it is impressive
By the way, it's going to rain on friday evening.
nice
>>142937464there is 0.0% that tv audience is going to notice even if the audience does
>>142963167wait is their river a sewage or what?
>>142966496Mayor of Paris swam in the Seine last week, apparently she's still alive..
>>142966496Sewers have to overflow somewhere
>>142937260Nope
>>142966496Rainwater and waste water are collected in the same network, so when the sewers begin to overflow (in case of important rainfall) they're designed to discharge the excess in the Seine
>>142967308>Rainwater and waste water are collected in the same networkWhy? Conserving rainwater is useful in case of droughts
>>142935924I heard the French upstream are planning a coordinated shit into the river so that the poo arrives just as the opening ceremony starts.
>>142967318The sewers were built in the 19th century, back then droughts in the Paris region weren't a concern, and neither was dumping huge amounts of contaminated water into rivers.
>>142967141That didn't look particularly convincing.
>>142967438Looking clean doesn't mean it's clean, and the opposite is true
>>142962945There's a "refugees" delegation, I thought anyone could apply.
>>142968257>>142968473Apologise for assaulting our women
>>142967438That's not the mayor, this one is the minister of sports, few days before.
>>142935958rolling for a truck of peace
>>142935958LOOK HOW TINY THE BRITISH BOAT IS, LMAO
>>142967438>>142968257>pic related>"Looking clean"Dude it barely looks better than our Río Guaire and all waste water in Calacras ends there. I pity those poor bastards that are going to be swimming in it.
>>142935924going to be so much better than the japanese bugs olympics
>>142968937It's not that bad, there are still fishes.https://www.nytimes.com/fr/2021/01/11/world/europe/france-paris-seine-peche.htmlAlso the athletes say they have seen worse in competition around the world.
Powerful..
This is the teaser they put out
>>142971322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6bAAy1Capw
>>142946824>Notre-DameIs that place still getting MODERN ARCHITECTURE'D or did they come to their senses
>>142952085>12.Argentina Ready to get BOOED the fuck out, Argiebrowns?
>>142972410Where have you seen that
>>142972464/pol/, of course
>>142972433Yes, yes, boo the athletes that have nothing to do with the song, very mature behaviour.
>>142936028>maybe there will be a dancers' strike.wouldn't be Paris without one
>>142936172>never work with children, animals or on water
>>142935924>opening ceremony>after events have already startedComplete bullshit
>>142943712Athlete Snoop will probably show up already torched then wander off in the wrong direction
>>142967141Macron dodged itapparently he is smarter
Its reign of terror is overhttps://streamable.com/3uwuga
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>>142972672>>142972661That is one of the ugliest olympic mascots ever, looks like something you'd see outside of a blood donation site.
>>142973229Olympic Mascots are always unhinged Charlton Heston was the 1984 Mascot
aw... paris is so beautiful... i miss when it was here
It's going to be a disaster
Forecast for Fri evening Paris looking goodWill be a lot of rain late Thurs night until Friday morning 2am-9am.But no rain 9am to midnight on FriSaturday is going to be a problem with rain all dayOf course the weather is fickle in Paris so stay tuned
>>142975579Uh oh swimmerbros...
Watching the documentary they made about the ceremony, looks kind of insane and megalomaniac. Getting excited to see if they pull it off
inshallah we gonna have some big ass terrorism act in this opening ceremony>>142960447since tokyo 2021
israel gonna false flag this and start world war 3
You can still get tickets for 2700€
>>142942669>I have friends in Paris, they're pissedaka how they normally are all the time? Being pissed is like a standard state of existence for french people
>>142981814Good to see they aren't pricing the ordinary citizens outLiberté, Égalité, Fraternité
london 2012 had the best opening ceremony. james bond, pet shop boys, the queen, it was great. will this measure up?
>>142968620our boats has got a cannon tho
>>142935924This looks pretty cool
>>142982162cant top a Danny Boyle lineup with Mr Bean, Her Maj + Toonz by Underworld.. but good luck in trying and failing to Frogbros
>>142957491>the boats are one behind the other at 100m of distancewith 205 boats, on a 6 km stretch of water?logistics are not adding up here tbqh, not unless they plan on finishing sometime Sunday
11 hours and we go
>>142982265Fuck that old, child-mutilating, royal cunt.
>coffee brewed >bacon and eggs fried >sending a few emails so I look busy at work >waiting for the kino to start Good morning sirs
Yeah I’m hyped >>142983939comfy and same
Just started raining in Paris
Give me some French music to get into the mood
>>142984116I'm 100% sure they will have something similar to this at some point https://youtu.be/JtFgAP0LSl0?si=DOpdAbDi9kTQRrye
>>142952085Are Greece the most oppressed BIPOCs? Why do they go first before the 'fugees?
>>142984154The cruel evil Germans keep asking them to pay debts
There has been coordinated attacks on the rail system during the night, with a lot of arsons. Several catenaries have been sabotaged
>>142984116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg
How many terrorist attacks are there gonna be? What's the over/under?
>>142984234>The alleged Russian spy facing 30 years in prison for threatening to bring chaos to the Paris Olympics opening ceremony was today named as former reality TV star Kirill Gryaznov.>The 40-year-old was on Wednesday in a high-security prison charged with working ‘with a foreign power to try and incite hostilities in France.’>According to Le Monde, Griaznov has been living in France for 14 years, and was first exposed when he got drunk and was kicked off a plane that was due to take him from Istanbul to Paris in May.>He switched to a flight from Bulgaria, and stopped off en route at a restaurant from where he rang his intelligence handlers in Moscow.>Griaznov then boasted that he was going to give Paris an ‘opening ceremony like no other’, according to phone intercepts.>It was on July 21 that Gryaznov was arrested in his flat on Rue Saint-Denis, close to Notre Dame Cathedral and the Louvre museum.>Prosecutors in Paris said the search of the Russian national’s apartment had been carried out at the request of the Interior Ministry.>Agents found evidence of a ‘large-scale project’ that could have had ‘serious’ consequences during the three weeks of the Games.Fast forward today>Sabotage” just hours before the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games: on Thursday night, SNCF suffered a ‘massive attack to paralyze’ its TGV network, severely disrupting train traffic on the Atlantic, Northern and Eastern routes for ‘the whole weekend’.>The SNCF was “the victim of several acts of malicious intent affecting the Atlantic, Northern and Eastern high-speed lines”, the rail group said in a press release. “In particular, arson attacks were set to damage (its) installations”.I think there's going to be some attempt during the ceremony, 100%
>>142984234Expect an Israeli false flag attack and for it to be blamed on Iran. The US need another war to keep the economy turning
>>142984214Probably more the act of the left than the Russians though. Who knows what they'll be doing this evening. Also the weather is currently horrible in Paris lmao. It's going to be a disaster.
why don't the terrorists electrocute the river?
it's raining this morning in Paris, will it be like Hollande and athletes pretending nothing is happening ?
>>142984316>Probably more the act of the left than the Russians thoughIf you sabotage the rail system you wont get a raise because you getting a raise wont make it work again since it's fucked.
>>142984214Part and parcel
>>142984400I can’t believe that cunt Khan got elected again after uttering that nonsense.
>>142984234First one has already happened
>>142984116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvmC7qxtQxs
>>142984409Is sabotaging train lines meant to be a distraction?
>>142984416Probably just the first part of a coordinated attacks that will last the whole games
>>142936172>85 boats transporting 6000 athletesIt would be a catastrophe if a boat full of athletes were to blow up...
>>142984606You know you're on a list now right?
Rain predicted for 7PM, it'll be nice and refreshing
>>142984718It’s already raining God I hate this depressing shithole At least the women are seldom beautiful
>>142984224>music?
>>142984116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMDVaaVrAMo&ab
>>142936172my zogbot sense are tickling. this is ambush city, easy removal of a whole countries team
>>142984116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYuM_r8cKQ
>>142972661reminds me of these legends, but even shitter
>>142984819If only religion these days had temple prostitutes who wore that dressit would be a higher society
https://www.meteociel.fr/modeles/arome.php?ech=18&mode=101&map=0&3z=1Good chances of heavy rain after 10PM in Paris
>>142985213>rain only in ParisKek, this is terrible luck
>>142985213>>142985223It's going to ward off the evil spirits
What are some things that are quintessentially French besides architecture? What are they going to showcase?
>>142985254They are going to showcase "modern" France, so expect n*ggers and cringe shit. Though, I heard Gojira will perform during the ceremony so it may not be all bad.
>>142985254From what I saw in the documentary, there's going to be opera, jazz, pop and electro, dancers on the roofs of buildings, BMX tricks on a boat, people in SF wacky costumes, "singing in the rain" kind of of segment, a guy in a hood doing parkour with the flame, dancers with french historic figure costumes, hip-hop dancing, and a finale at the eiffel tower
>>142985285>Though, I heard Gojira will perform during the ceremony so it may not be all bad.Nature is healing, unironically
>>142985339They will do a "symphonic performance" with Marina Viotti, a metal and classical vocalist
>>142935924Curently raining in Paris, looking from my window
>>142966496It's okay don't believe the memes
Chances of something going horribly wrong?
>>142968937That water is legit 60 to 70% mierda de sudaca, the Seine is dark because the sky is cloudy
>>142935924SO does anyone have any plans on infiltrating this. Not paying 2k
>>142985504High
>>142973229>tell me you're gay without tellingnme you're gay
saboteurs targeted signaling cables. Won't be repaired until Monday.
>>142985538it begins
>>142937260can't top beijing 2008. will always be the pinnacle.
Arsonist scum, they ruined it for everyone
>>142985538Who was it? Pro-Palestine people, French farmers, environmentalists?
>>142985538>Inconveniencing spectators. Alan Akbar.
>>142985581/o/>>>/o/
I really liked the 2012 Ceremony focusing on music from the UK. I hope France does something similar. From the Top of my head, I got Daft Punk and Eiffel 65. Who else could appear?
>>142985581>They're speculating it was a military backed attack using low level criminals to establish plausible deniability. >used complex strategy to cause maximum disruption and arson ensuring it can't be repaired easily
>>142985628You don't want to know...Daft Punk is killed, so we won't probably see them. We'll have Aya Nakamura instead.
You know what, fuck it, I'm rewatching the whole thing again. 2012 was good good shit. Fond memorieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4As0e4de-rI
C'est fini.
>>142985646shouldnt have banned russianswe're getting a taste of the consequences now
>>142985628The album they released was pretty cool, nice original music too. I've still got it somewhere should give it a listen.
>>142985662Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Putin has ordered arson attacks on France
What if the rain is actually kino in case this ends up being the only outdoor one everWhat if it only remains the last one ever cause it turns out to be a tragedyWhat if there's lightning that strikes and kills someone
>>142985628Carpenter Brut.
>>142985662Nice, fuck paris, fuck gauchiasse.
MASSIVE RAINSTORM EXPECTED DURING THE OPENING CEREMONYTHE SEINE RIVER WILL OVERFLOWTHE SEWERS WILL GET FLOODED AND REJECT ALL THE TRASH, TAINTED WATERS BACK INTO THE SEINERATS WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE SEWERS AND WILL INVADE AND RUN AMONGST THE SPECTATORS WATCHING THE CEREMONYIT'S FUCKING OVERI REPEATIT IS FUCKING OVER
>>142985696All according to keikaku
>>142985696QUI NAUD
There has been 15 reported incidents during the night on two RER lines (rapid commuter lines in the Paris region). Probably more sabotage attempts
>>142985719no refunds for +1000€ ticket holders who cant make it there
>>142985679It wasn't only the music. I was a teenager back then and had a blast seeing that short of the Queen and James Bond, Mr. Bean appearing out of nowhere and even the fucking Spice Girls reunion. Fuck it, I really liked and we never got anything similar after that.
A nigger will be Greece’s flag-holder in the opening ceremony. I hate globohomo so much.
>>142935924I really hope something interesting is happening
>>142935924I'm calling it now, it's just going to be Africans twerking or somthing, to a buch of American pop music sung in French.
>>142985736It's been all downhill since 2012.
>>142985733The biggest problem is for the parisians going on summer holidays so no big deal, most of the people involved in Olympics are already in Paris and Opening ceremony is free to watch.
>>142985748We live in interesting times anon. The Russians already did their move, there are at least other 4 groups that want to shit the event.
>>142985772Free to watch on TV more like
>>142984819Will her ass be there...
>>142985757Fuck it, I just remembered Eric Idle singing that Monty Python's Life of Brian song and the Kinks dude. Man, it just was too good.
>>142985733Theyd have assumed the trains would be on strike anyway.
>>142985538>plan a terrorist attack for years to kill as many people as possible during the opening>everything is perfectly timed for maximum damage and spectacle>invested tons of money into it for top of the art bombs and such>developed an extremely intricate chain of command over several months to perfectly time every element of the attack while staying undercover >end up killing no one because other terrorists sabotaged every single way people could've come to Paris with and there's also a dancers' strike>people think it's just extra effects for the opening ceremony because of itTerrorism really is a thankless job.
>>142985772Lolno, it's free only if you got an invite (mostly sent to the banlieues).
They announced it would be as woke as possible.Some keywords :. inclusivity. mixity. deconstruction. positive historiography (aka anything but French history). globalismetc
>mfw 50% of the athletes will catch a cold standing on a boat in the rainThis is gonna be fun
>>142985856ntr is best hentai genre.
Cheeky
A French-style dinner for the occasion.Chicken & leek in a white wine, butter, garlic & rosemary sauce with a side of grilled pumpkin
>>142985976Looks good m9
Uh oh, I gotta go..
>>142985925Is THAT Summer temps in Paris? It's like Winter in South Australia.
>>142985976Sounds good
>>142986004No weathers been fucked this year. We cant get a break
>>142986004It's usually 10-20 °C higher
>>142986028I hope the games are a success.
>>142986004no it's normally in the high 20°c or low 30°c
Bros... they're multiplying
It's like Paris is targeted lmfao
>>142986054They know what's good. Based gattos
>>142985990>>142986054cute! CUTE!
>>142986062fuck putin!
>>142986041Not off a good start
>>142986062Those pesky illegal Russians with their weather changing tech.
MORE ARGIES ATHLETES ROBBED>WE ARE GETTING TARGETED MORE ARGIES ATHLETES ROBBED>WE ARE GETTING TARGETED
>>142986125based
>>142986083Gang rape isn't that bad when you think about; only one of the people involved doesn't enjoy it, while the rest do -- so the total happiness in the world increases.
>>142986062rain machines
>>142986054mf would get yeeted off the table if that was my food take your hair and dandruff fuck outta here
>>142986125BASED
I've been consooming propaganda about the opening ceremony for the past 48 hours and even I am not confident it'll turn out well
>>142986177Its been raining all day, its already over
>>142985653didn't she pull out after you all got sigma about itshame I like her big melons
>>142986197Watching the doc about the ceremony they all talked about how much they dreaded the rain
>>142986125Man, they really got it against you this time. And judging by how Argentinians react, shit will hit the fan before it can be calmed down.
Will based diniz compete in the racewalk replacement
>>142985838Let's be careful out on that water, Ireland and Iceland
>>142986222You could still have an iconic 'Purple Rain' Superbowl moment. Or you could abandon it for a venue with a roof, like non-retards.
>>142985538>sabotage the olympics and also make a few hundreds euros selling the copperfair play tbhdesu
>>142986318Was there a roof in 2012?
>>142986040Greta Thunberg's full of shit.
alright, give it to me straight faggots; on a scale of 1-mum calls me crying about brown people: how bad is it gonna be?
>>142986347Does it rain in England?Did you see us planning hokey bs with x-thousand barges aimlessly meandering down the Thames or sinking, middle of a monsoon?You frogs brought this upon yourselves. You only had to listen.
Trans flag carriers ww@
There would be a female french spectator carrying black baby
Blood rule.
>>142986252everyone is getting robbed kek is actually funny how embarrasing this olympics has been before it even starts lol fuck france
>>142986414You said only retards would use a venue without a roof, yet there wasnt any roof over the performers at the Olympic stadium in 2012. What gives?
>>142986476seething
>>142986404everyone said Rio would be a disaster and in the end all that really happened was a pool that went green and smelled of farts and a burger swimmer lying about getting robbedI do think after the games there's going to be a reckoning inside france about what a wasteland paris has become, and since it's france that'll probably turn into countrywide riots
>>142986476>everyone is getting robbedno, just argies
i hope these faggot leftists or terrorists or butthurt russians don’t ruin the olympics. i just want to watch the games goddammit
>>142986504people love to talk shit about brasil in this board but the world cup and the olympics had no mayor problems for the most parthere you can how much they want to hide all the shit that is happening in paris right now
I thought we all agreed that after 2012 it was pointless doing any kind of opening ceremony because London couldn't be topped. I mean come on, Celine fucking Dion and Lady Ga Ga; hardly fucking showcasing French history or culture is it.
>>142986542Yes.Warner Bros and Coca Cola Co. have handed over large amounts of money to the IOC to make this happen. America Expects.
>>142986564>Celine DionI thought this was a troll, but apparently not. Daft Punk and Jean Michelle Jarre would have been infinitely fucking better tho.
>>142986585show a little olympic spirit
The Olympics channel is currently streaming opening ceremonies gone by in chronological orderhttps://olympics.com/en/live/Currently on Athens 2004
>>1429865492012 calling in the army to do security because G4S are worthless faggots was a much bigger fuckup than anything that happened in Rio
Our athletes will be on the same boat as Israelis. It's over
>>142986779It's the only way to curb Italy's rise in athletics and other sports.
>>142986564Aya Nakamura's performing too but she's probably going to get batteries thrown at her head by some Front National lorry driver
member at 2012 when the frogs got so mad about getting rinsed at the cycling that they accused GB of having wheels that were too roundthat was good times, I hope we see more salty piss from them this year
>>142986682>sign up
ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE RAIN RACIST TOO,FRANCE!?
>>142986476I've heard of several robberies but at least 50% of them being towards argies.
^seething lol
>>142986564london ceremony was a classless mash up of things you are foolishly proud of, some pathetic jingoistic attempt to impress the world, parading fictional characters and showing off your fucking NHS, "oh btw look at that dude who did the www in switzerland!"there was no art, no celebration of sport.
just tried a durian in the spirit of multiculturalism lads. not for me
>>142986995>there was no art, no celebration of sport.My dude, are we getting some of that today?
>>142986995>classless mash upTranny bashers, Underworld and Mr Bean, all at the same time. Top that frogs. And you know you can't.
>>142987055I don't know
>>142987080I only like mr bean
>>142987055Art maybe, "celebration of sport" I'm not sure what he meant by this
>>142986995>some pathetic jingoistic attempt to impress the worldnooooo that never happens at the OLYMPICS
>>142987055>Monseuir Non, but Diversities, Diversieness et Diversiemoont!
Who decided to have the Olympics in France?
>>142986995Seething. The Olympics are all about soft power, idiot. Of course you're meant to impress the world.>no artlol, the ceremony literally started with a quote from Shakespeare. You have no idea.>no celebration of sportThat's what the Olympics is for, retard. Did you want the UK to show off that it invented most modern sports? Thought you didn't want them to try and impress people.
>>142987080and they made a nice green hill too
>>142987166cope it was a terrible ceremony only made for tiktok tier audience. the only good part was when they made the logo
>>142986564Should have had Noir Desir
>>142986995must be embarrassing you don't have any international stars to show off so you have to hire a disabled celine dion
>>142987166Having Harry Potter fly over to light the torch was pretty weird
I have never seen any opening ceremony and this will be the first (and probably the last)
>>142987166>Did you want the UK to show off that it invented most modern sports?such as? amongst the olympics sports? football, rugly, cricket and golf? that's it?
it's going to be negro-centric isn't it?
>>142987193Imagine the seething from the feminists.
>>142935924I'll be interested to see if it can beat the peak of spectacle (Beijing '08) or the peak of soul (London '12), I just hope it's a good show. I still feel sad about getting absolutely cucked out of a kino showing for Tokyo because of the fucking wu-flu
>>142987217Every single opening ceremony is hated and ridiculed on /sp/ while it's going on, so I wouldn't take it to heart. People just want memes and to banter.
>>142987162a common complaint.The only imperfection in 2012's impeccable opening ceremony remains, someone spoke French.
Hope there's Jean Michel Jarre performing.
>>142987222also hockey, tennis, table tennis, badminton, curling and bobsleigh
>>142987250This. I just want memes. The Tokyo one was so shit and boring that we don't even remember it. There was no meme at all.
>>142987222Pierre de Coubertin founded the modern Olympics after a long standing friendship and association with William Brookes who had held the Wenlock Olympics in England since the 1850s
>>142987250genuinely think tokyo killed olympic hype for at least the foreseeable future
>>142987282>The Tokyo one was so shit and boring that we don't even remember it.Of course not just the Olympics, but football world cup, the winter games, all opening ceremonies.
>>142987250Aight. Hope it goes well, the weather has been shit so far and I want ambition to be rewarded
>>142987217To be fair everyone here, in classic British pessimism, thought we'd absolutely fuck things up and look an idiot on the world stage before our opening broadcast, but it turned out far better than expected. I'm sure it'll be a good opening for Paris.
>>142987222Table tennis, lawn tennis (the modern game), field hockey, badminton, squash (2028) from the top of my head anyway.
>>142987328Honestly only the Summer Olympics have an opening ceremony that matters. People didn't expect much from Rio, but Tokyo was a big disappointment.
>>142987354I don't think I've heard someone that is not involved in the ceremony being positive it'll be good
I was planning to watch it, never seen one live or on replay before, but I'll be going to the kinotheater, better use of my time
>>142987374>but Tokyo was a big disappointment.The lack of any real crowds was the major downside to Tokyo. Sucked al the life out of everything.
>>142987282I vividly remember the end of the Rio closing ceremony when Shinzo turned up with Mario and the hype for Tokyo was off the charts, fucking depressing how we had no idea what was in store for us
im not watchingHAHAHAHAHHAIM SORRYHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAIM SO SO SORRYHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAIM JUST NOT WATCHING THE FRENCHIE OLYMPICSHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142935924>traditional danceaI assume this will be african tribal dances not the can can
>>142967141You have a paki mayor too ?
>>142987471Spanish origins
>>142987479the pakis of Europe...
>>142973229Never heard of a clitoris mate?
>>142987423See - le can-can, Daft Punk and Jean Michel Jarre. We would have been halfway to an actually good frog opener already. If only they would celebrate themselves, instead of The Usual Fucking Nonsense.
>>142987495We'll have Gojira.
>>142987516I saw that, that's quite based actually
>>142986995>there was no artMr bean played the piano
The director of the show said Beijing 2008 was everything they didn't want to do, and instead he took inspiration from the Bicentennial of the French Revolutionhttps://www.jeanpaulgoude.com/en/archives/bicentennial
>>142986995If someone doesn't unload 4 rounds into an arab's chest live in the middle of the stadium I will be very disappointed.
>>142987627Why didn't they just get JPG to do it?
>>142987660The man is ancient
i hope they have guillotines for the ceremony
>>142987627A radical change in society followed by guillotining?
>>142987763I guess we'll see :)
>>142987405Your president is going thoughbeit.
>>142987479You made us have a french king, I say this is fair.
>>142987829Touché
>>142987829I mean a lot of people fought to prevent that
>>142987162They were the only ones bidding for the games, alongside LA. The IOC knew back then nobody wanted to host this event anymore, specially after all the scandal regarding Sochi 2014, so they decided to double award the whole thing and agreed to give 2024 and 2028 to Paris and LA respectively.
200 boats, 6km river cruise. How fucking long will this take?
>>142987892Half the athletes will be dead or dying by the time it's over
>>142987892at least few hours
>>142987892>6km riverhow are they gonna secure that shit? are they trying to get jihaded? for sympathy points?
>>142987892>A bunch of foreigners arriving by boat. It really is reflective of France.
>>142986564I liked the beijing one more
>>14298797645000 police, closed roads, but surely theres potential for le happenings
>>142986197I'm watching the flamme at the canal Saint Martin right now and it doesn't rain at all.
>>142988053pics nigga
>>142986564Lady Gaga was supossedly going to sing in Tokyo 2020+1 so i guess this is a compensation they give her. Also Celine Dion is still part of francophone culture and it wouldn't be the first time she does something representing an european country (see Eurovision 1988 where she represented Switzerland and won)
>>142987892calling it now>>142987997bejing was a great spectacle but it was sterile and took itself far too seriously, ironically reminded me a lot of something AI Weiwei would put together
>>142988065It's on live stream on france.tv
>>142988068calling a french canadian francophone is going to make certain people very upset
>>142935924I sincerely hope there is no terrorisms
>>142936028How will they address France's imperialist colonial history?
>>142936365Surely they would select a French artist over satanic Gaga though
>>142937744Daft Punk didn't want to perform
>>142988149What's their heckin problem?
>>142987394>we had no idea what was in store for usThe original ceremony was killed by the chink flu iirc, what we saw was not what was planned.
I really liked the Three Colours trilogy when I was a kid. Don't know anything else about France
>>142988119You'll see the many many faces of that legacy dont you worry
>>142941336>>142937776>>142937711Is it common knowledge in Francia that your PM Macron is married to an old mam in a wig who groomed him when he was 15?
>>142988135tbf beijing had fuckin sarah brightman for some reason
>>142988168They're le tired
>All these retards itt talking about Beijing and London>No mention of AthensWhere are my Athens niggas at? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh91qDz4xQU
>>142988179Asian people cant sing though tbf
>>142988178implying thats not a massive votewinner for pervert frogs
>>142988172never seen that
>>142988187because athens was shite, most boring olympics in living memory
>>142966496While not completely clean yet, they're saying that by next year it will be fine, and they'll open a few bathing areas.
>>142988172why the fuck were you watching that as a kid
>>142988214The only segment of London which was any worth it was Pandemonium and le quirky moment with the Queen in a parachute. Beyond that it was just shit.
I'm just hoping the TV direction is good. There's so many good angles they can have with the monuments all around. This is the thing that will make or break the Games in the memory of people.
>>142988236my parents had a big dvd collection
>>142988244Are you going?
>>142987976s'ok, there is surely no-one who h8s Israel trained in the use of sneaky small boat attacks.
calling in sick to work so i can stay home and watch the opening and drink and shitpost
>>142988292fucking based
>>142988292calling your boss and telling him you're lying
>>142988261No, it was a bit too expensive to justify. I wouldn't have minded watching preliminary trampoline rounds, but not for 85€
>>142936365man, that doesn't seem right, it should be french artists performing, not americans
>>142988292Olympic Spirit, right fuckin here
>>142987901we're all dying when u think about it...
>>142984116https://youtu.be/pN_PYThosEc?si=Nh74SCOxblJOxZwYhttps://youtu.be/OAlTZwInEuc?si=lMcE0GRMYXyYSf9r
Today's the day!
>>142987892How are they handling boat sizes between countries regarding the number of athletes? Are countries with 1 athlete getting a little dingy?
>>142984116This is the sort of thing I would have liked to hearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m42tonjaTrA
[NEWS] Flamengo and Brazil legend Zico was just robbed today. He lost 500k euros in jewelry
>>142988401>your boat sir
>>142984116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c977QdbTImUlet's fucking go
>>142988401put the refugee team in a dinghy and watch them have ptsd freakouts
>>142988464>implying they wouldn't complete the 6km stretch in Olympic record time and only stop when they hit Dover
>>142988053Rain starts at 5pm until tomorrow, or so says météo France.
>>142988508It's le official - God hates frogs too.
>>142988261I have a friend going there, she got a free place. But she'll have to stand with 220k people for more than 3 hours under the rain lmao, I'll ask her to keep me updated. I live a 20-minutes walk from the Seine but I think they are blocking everything now.
>>142988521He really does
>gf extends her trip to jamaica by two weeks>have more time to shitpost here with you guys
>>142987977kek
>>142988595>Gf>Extend trip>JAMAICAHuh I have some bad news for you Shlomo...
the opening ceremony you watched when you were 13 is the best one
>>142988595just jewish things
Wtf. They're forecasting the worst July rain in decades for the ceremony... You can't make up that shit.
>>142988595wait times for abortions are going up everywhere
>>142988659lol most of these boats don't have any sort of roof>>142935958
IS RAINING NON STOP>THE WORLD IS LAUGHINGIS RAINING NON STOP>THE WORLD IS LAUGHINGIS RAINING NON STOP>THE WORLD IS LAUGHING
>Between 25 and 30 mm of rain are expected to fall on the capital in the space of a few hours on the evening of Friday July 26, when the Olympic Games opening ceremony will be held.>“The equivalent of 15 days' rain in Paris tonight”, according to one meteorologist.
>>142988659heh not a problem
WERE THE FUCK DO >WE WATCH THIS LIVE?I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING WAIT AND WATCH IT ON NCB IS A PRE-RECORDING. I WANT TO SEE IT LIVE.LINKS NOW.
>>142988401Everyone is coming in their traditional ships
based rain gods
>>142988659GOD HATES FROGS
So fucking cool that they're surfing in Tahiti and all the competitors are staying on a cruise ship anchored there
OK google search reverse cloud seeding
>>142988659>Even the Heavens want to prevent this shitshow from happening.Maybe God is doing you frogs a favor and sparing you from he humilliation ritual. Lets see if any other retard tries to pull this type of ceremony in the future.
>>142988840honestly surprised me they're going full idgaf with the colonial thing, kinda jealous
LOOK AT THAT RAIN HAHAHAHAI CANT STOP LAUGHING MY STOMACH HURTSAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>French Olympics
>>142985565what was so good about that ceremony?
wtf kind of upset about the weather. do the french have a plan b?
>>142989042Not even sure we have a plan A
>>142989042Aha you'd think so right*dab*
>>142989042>do the french have a plan b?wait for the allies to come and bail them out
>>142989007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bufV3EgyPGUIt was the “look at me, I'm the world leader now” moment.
>>142989042Plan B is Plan A, but damper
>>142989042they've had several years to learn that sometimes it rains in the summer, so yes, I hope they've planned for that.
>>142989042one does not plan upon being smitten by The Almighty anon.
>>142989042It's a shame they don't live in a first world country that has invented something akin to a banana leaf umbrella
>>142989069*sighs**starts taking down all the west ham signage in preparation*
Last leg of torch relay features French actress Laetitia Casta
>>142989139cute
don't really wanna stay up till 3am to watch this shitshow, but I have the next two weeks off work and I'll probably need to readjust my sleep schedule if I want to watch a lot of these eventodds coffeeevens beer
I'm only here for the national team kits and flag processions.
There's a spectacle in Saint-Denis currently, there was Laetitia Casta and Pharrell Williams lmao. The spectacle is terrible and full of n*ggers, it's so fucking over.
>>142989251White wet t-shirt please
>>142989251Oui oui
>>142988659You know as well that all the storm water will dump into the Seine and the Olympic authorities have said if that happens the Seine will be unusable due to all the pollution that will end up in it.
>>142989330She's old now...but the booba are still there.
>>142989191>hello? is that Danny? >Get the band back together - we got a rush job on m8
>>142989356That's just rotten luck
Rain is pretty much certain at this point, can only hope it's not too heavy. Downpour would just ruin it
>>142989315Ever taken the metro from St Denis to Paris center and back? Quite the experience when you are white.
>>142989426Yes, the Ligne 13 was hell on earth. I heard things got better with the Ligne 14 since they prolonged it.
>>142989251I crushed on her so much at school. Those boobies made a man out of me
>>142989315Whatever happened to MC Solaar? Loved him as a kid
>>142989476He was just at Saint-Denis for the flame relay with Snoop Dog
>>142989074Nice
>>142989489based
Tokyo had the best opening ceremony
>>142985581My bet is on some left wing radicals rather than the ziggers. We already had few sabotage of the sort from deranged leftists in the past (the SNCF is polluted by commie unions, and some of them are retard tier). Doubt the russians have that many capable assets on french soil, we mostly have GRU drunktards who are absolute shitters at hiding their true motives. But how knows, maybe the FSB decided to showoff. GRU wouldn't even be able to do that.
>>142989623Why would they be against the Olympics?
>>142989526Damn he's oldhttps://www.tiktok.com/@brutofficiel/video/7395875074089291041
>>142936028lots of queers as usual
>>142989390>look Idle's not available, we're going to have to go with John>no John you can't say that in front of an international delegation!
>>142989638Blabla capitalism rich people sickening display blabla
Rain in 1 hour bros
feelsbadman
Please let there be no terorist attacks and shit like that.
>>142989670comfy
ok niggers who do you think is gonna be the final torch bearer ? The news are making a fuss about it, codenamed "zoro". So either it's>Zidane which is good because he's from a cool period and has Z on his name>someone else and it's sumply because the bearer will wear a mask
>>142989684Daft Punk
>>142935924This is going to be such a shitstorm.
Omar Sy
>>142989638Cause they are seething about the current political clusterfuck. Because they are chimping out on the cost of this event (eventhough it apparently remained reasonable). Because they "the current mainstream thing" like /pol. Because they are fancying that turning the country into a shit strom would propel a commie dictatorship.
>>142989684
>>142989684Macron in sports suit
A little taste of what's cominghttps://x.com/ritano83/status/1816848987892191255
New in a few>>142987218>>142987218
>>142989735>>142989735
>>142989747Please no
>>142989684Zidane has literally nothing to do with the Olympics, he never even played with the olympic team, only footytards want to see him.
>>142989684a drunk gerard depardieu
>>142989747by allah, some cleansing rain will be merciful
>>142989684>>someone else and it's sumply because the bearer will wear a mask
>>142986125Why only argies?
>>142990097argies were muh rayciss against the frogs
>>142990124As if robbers even heared or cared about that fucking kek
>>142989684he was already on le mansthey are not going to make he do it again
kek KINO
>>142987162Do the winners or the losers get eaten?
>>142986476hahahahaha:)
