>ik we had 2 days of games already, but today is the real start so count them as -2 and -1 >OPENING CEREMONY @ 19:30 CEST (GMT+2)5 bongs and 15 bings aprox. >LAST UPDATES- Korean girl breaks archery record on the preliminary round- A member of Brazilian Olympic Comitee was arrested for flying a drone on the Olympic Village- Football legend Zico robbed, lost valuables amounting to up €500,000- Somebody sabotaged Paris train systems - First OC to not take place in a stadium, delegations will parade by the Seine
Not to mention > Heavy rain is expected for the entire duration of the opening ceremony
I uniroincally cant name a single French superstar / pop star who can open this thing. do they even have any?
>>142987334>superstar / pop starThis is what you call sovl?
>>142987358kek no. but if you use someone like Celine Dion thats the ultimate cucking. shes Canadian
>>142987218H-henlo
>>142987406Québec is rightful french clay.
>>142987334Teddy Riner?
>>142987334I like indila, she cute.
>>142987358Only one answer is possible here...
>>142987526Why the fuck do you foreigners know about Indila? She maybe did one song years ago, no one remembers her here.
>>142987334if only they hosted two decades ago.. what could've been. But nowadays? they dont have much good desu
>>142987541she's covered in dumb tattoos now
>>142987551I guess she’s like our shakira. Liked more by foreigners than actual colombians.
>>142987334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7MqmI8_jhY
>>142987564>C'est pas moi fauté...She was indeed GOAT tier
>>142987334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQthat would fit well
>>142987718I still think that those two fuckers will perform today or at the Closing Ceremony.They are just too great French real state to be overlooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rui0hzN-EFEmoon safari is one of the best albums of the 90s
This legit feels more like a funeral procession for France/ Paris than the opening ceremony for the Olympics
So the ceremony will take place in the Seine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpe_KHDEfgw
WTF Grindr is banned in the Olympic village?
NBC is being total faggots and not broadcasting live again. Is there somewhere online that will be live streaming?
Is spee close with their sisters?
>>142987218how can i watch the ceremony bros
>>142987934gay.com
>>142987564>decadesalizee popped up 2 decades ago buddy
>>142987757I would really be surprised if they managed to keep it secret until the end...I seriously doubt it.
bleh, no one fucking cares
>>142987334I was going to say Coeur De Pirate but turns out she's Canadian.
>>142987943dr.dk 1930
>>142987962exactly two decade, therefore decades
>PoE league and olympics at the same timeGoing to be a super comfy weekend
STATUS: HOLY HYPED
>>142988009i can't fucking read
Sometimes I think the 2008 Beijing Olympics was a turning point. Everyone thought China was going to not become a giant asshole anymore, people were happy and shit. The opening ceremony was pretty good. Then everything went to shit.
what are the events the rooskies dominated in? Who will get those golds now?
Personally looking forward to the climbing events its a very comfy sport honestly
>>142988063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADycTGK3IM8
Whens Skateboarding?
>I just learned francia is an anagram of africa
>>142988344came and went
>>142987912Not banned, gay athletes will still be able to use it from within. People outside just won't be able to "travel" to it to protect any closeted athlete. Some countries still arrest and kill people who like to suck cock (spider fights are tolerated in some)
>>142987955All I'm seeing is wrestling
>>142987334Even i have no idea who the biggest francophone "popstar" nowadaysAngele ? But shes belgian, i see no one elseAya nakamura ? Very french yes
>>142988745I thought Angele and Stromae were French but it turns out they’re Belgian. Indila is a popular French singer.
the first Indian to win an Individual Olympic Gold>Carrying the Olympic flame yesterday in the Paris 2024 Torch Relay was an honor beyond words. The spirit of the Games lives in each of us, and I am humbled to be part of this incredible journey. Let's continue to inspire, dream, and achieve together!
>>142988745David guetta i think is still the most streamed french artist, not invited, too white.
>>142988799He gives more Closing Ceremony vibes.
how many bongs and bings till this shit starts?
ARgenbrosWhich channel will show the opening ceremony?
They should have used sexion d'assaut instead of a Canadian
Ok how much alcohol have you drank already anons? I am on my 4th beer currently...
>>1429897022 hours
>>142987334GojiraWhich is weirdly enough confirmed to be part of the event.
>>142987334Daft punk revival
>>142989747AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES BOUGNOULES AND NOGS AS TRANNIESTHEY WILL HATE IT
>>142987218>Zico robbedthe irony here is that he lives in fucking Rio de Janeiro and ended up being robbed in Paris
I’m honestly pretty excited for the Olympics this year. What are your favorite events bros?I’m really looking forward to keeping up with basketball, swimming, judo, women’s volleyball, table tennis, fencing and wrestling.
>>142987334Brigitte Bardot
How do we feel about this frenchies? You get a new state of the art AI mass surveillance system that’s never going away as a reward for hosting the Olympics. How neat, right?
>>142989881In Rio, nobody fucks with him.
>>142989741you made me burst out laughing, I just imagined him unveilling his mask like pic related "IT WAS MOI PARIS, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG" under thunderous boos>>142989768I don't see why it would be a problem muhamad Ali carried it, same for Platini another soccer legend
What's the atmosphere like in France right now? Are you excited to host the events?
I'm in Paris and it's starting to rain NOW
It's the finaaaaal count down dunna nuh nun dunna nuh nun https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw?si=9gdDDoBPySZ8vz0-
>>142989925just wear a covid mask, problem solved
>>142989893some say it's the far left, some say it's Russia>>142989962Medias talk about it everyday, most interviewed think it's nice but most don't really care out of the camera
>>142989900Athletics
>>142989989It's iran
Athens 2004 the only truly kino opening >>142987970Nobody here really gives a shit about her anymore
>>142989962I'm currently working from home, but live nearby. No, it's not raining yet. I hear police sirens every 10 seconds, helicopter circling the skies, streets kinda empty where I live.
>>142989979>Zuhh what did they mean by this?
whats it like to live in paris? looks cool
>>142989979Polska Polska
>>142990006our greatest ally...
>>142989962No one cares lmao
>Canada’s Tokyo Olympics football gold medal stripped amid drone spying scandalThe Canadian Olympic Committee (COC) have removed women's football manager Bev Priestman following an alleged drone spying scandal; assistant coach Andy Spence will lead the defending gold medallists for the remainder of the Olympic football tournament.>Canada's gold medal victory at the Tokyo Olympics has exposed as fraudulent by new information brought to light around the spy drone scandal which has seen head coach Bev Priestman suspended from the Paris Games, according to the country's Olympic Committee chief.Canadian Olympic Committee (COC) CEO David Shoemaker said he has been made aware of information which he says "could tarnish that Olympic performance in Tokyo.">"It makes me ill, it makes me sick to my stomach." he added.Three years ago at the rearranged 2020 Olympics, Canada beat Sweden on penalties to claim their first major title. The COC believed to be two separate incidents of a drone being used to record Football Ferns training session>However things escalated on Friday when Canada Soccer announced Priestman, who was previously England's assistant coach under manager Phil Neville, had been sent home from Paris after "additional information" came to their attention regarding previous drone use that took place before the 2024 Olympics.The COC also now believes Priestman was "highly likely" to have been aware of two alleged incidents involving drones being used to spy on New Zealand.>Addressing a press conference at Canada Olympic House, Shoemaker added: "One of the key pieces of information was the conclusion from Canada Soccer that she needed to be suspended based on their accumulation of facts.
>>142990006pay no attention to the dancing isrealis near each incident
>>142987334daft punk would be kino, aya nakamura would be good and also makes chuds seethe
Shan't be watching this globohomo spectacle for goys. Have fun listening "Imagine" at the end if you like it so much
Why would anyone take $500k worth of jewelry on holiday and leave it in hotel rooms while they are out? Very hard to believe
>>142990063your loss
If I don't see Grande Armee reenactors marching down the Champs-Élysées as part as their historical reflection France can go fuck itself.
>>142987218OooooooooeeeEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
could 20 elite olympians stop 20 well trained terrorists?
>>142989991Is that muh Kween Shacarri Richardson?
I hope everything goes well. I really like the Olympics, and fuck you everyone who doesn't.
why does the hbo max stream look so shit bros
>>142990139this!
>>142990139Well said Argie
>>142990069>contraband>smugled goods
>still no rainWill we make it bros?
Watching the ceremony for Gorjira only
>>142988010do people still play poe 1? i thought poe 2 killed it.
>>1429872182 BONGS TO GO
>>142987334i would call France Gall but she is fucking dead
>>142990211What is that supposed to be? A bell?
>Paris organizers said they expect 6,800 of the 10,500 athletes will attend
>>142990224The Phrygian cap
I'm boredI'm coldI'm going to bed
>>142989991if the track isn't that colour then I don't aknowledge the competition
>>142990079I will watch the events and least the ones without Nazi Israel, but opening ceremony is just too much.
hilarious how macron called a snap election a couple of months before frances biggest event since they hosted the world cup the whole time he has been in charge they have been building up to this event only for his party to lose and have to form a emergency party with another group
>>142990195Also buzz about An airport in France was evacuated for security reasons.
>>142990131No, that's a brit Nicole Yeargin
EUROSPORT COVERAGE STARTING
>>142989938>muhamad Ali carried it, same for Platini another soccer legendCassius Clay was no less than Olympic Champion before being Mohamed Ali, and Platini did play at the olympics. Zidane is a nobody in that competition and has no place in the ceremony.
>>142990251they haven't formed an emergency party and besides the JO organizers are different than the political government. He used the JOs as an excuse to delay nominating a new PM in hopes the left group implodes
>>142990251Actually we still don't have a government. He has been (successfully) stalling things.
drone shots of paris so beautiful. might be the prettiest european city
>>142990283putain what a bait, I hope it's Jul' or someone even worse than him to carries the torch. Zizou is beloved and known by all
>>142990139I'm surrounded by people that trip over themselves to say how NOT interested they are
>>142990251The same government is still in place, this hasnt changed much for the Olympics
>>142990306i see youve never been to slough
>>142990063utter and complete lack of Olympic Spirit. im going to root for your javelin thrower, maria andrejczyk. she sold her previous olympic medal to help pay for a kid’s cancer treatment, truly a hero and embodiment of all that is good in sport
>it's raining
>>142990006from everything i have learned about iran (all from spee) i find it highly unlikely that members of such a honourable country are capable of any wrongdoing such as this
>>142987334the banana split girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZ1G0e5bWU(her nudes are out there btw)
>>142990006>be politician>Israelis discover your phone number
>>142990405is this channel on freeview or do they want my shekels
>>142990229>Up to 45,000 police and gendarmes, plus 10,000 soldiers> 320,000 paying and invited ticket holders
>>142987334Jean-Michel Jarre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w434qhNJMdw
>>142990416https://freestreams-live.my/eurosport01/
anyone got a link to watch the ceremony?
did we get any sexo from the pre-ceremony games or was it only football
The Philippines marks its historic Olympic return to Paris, 100 years since the country debuted in the world’s biggest sporting event in the French capital
>>142990428thanks m8>>142990435nope.
>>142990241>tf>coldhmmm
can I have sex with the hat mascot
>>142990306Out of the places i've beem to, edinburgh and straßburg were the prettiest.
>>142990467no you may not
>>142990467It's not a hat it's a vagina
>>142990192nuke?
>>142990428Doesn't work for me mate, help pls :)
>>142990529gotta turn off adblock and all that stuff
One more hour yeah?
>>142990308Silence, you wrongly picked 2 legends who did well at the OG to prove that any non olympic guy could be the last bearer, accept you have no argument.
>>142990541Is he going for a gold meal ?
wtf is BST
>>142990540RAREby the way I play tons of EU4 and Ethiopia is my fav country to play!!
>>142990532Still not working :'(
>>142990559British Sausage Time
Tonight we will be witness to an epic shitshow. The weather + French organisation will see to it
>>142990559gaylight savings time
Fuck it I'm not watching this crap fuck
>>142990079>tattoos1/10 wouldn't rape
>>142990577are you on virgin, by any chance?they block a lot of fs sites altogether
>>142987218What are the chances of 2 boats crashing?Must be at least 10%?
>>142990577Maybe you have to change your DNS.
>>142990584amen
>>142990428CUTIES
>>142990541un petit creux?
Is Maria going to be there?
>>142990627some frog in the prev. thread said they were singly spaced 100m apart in practice run. Which @ 205 boats on 6km course, would make this one fuckloooong event.
>>142989874Zesty.
>>142990617Sky mate, when Sky block something it takes me to a totally different site. It's ok, I think I'll just leave it, thank you for the help though <3>>142990645I don't know how to do that Jacques, the universe is telling me not to do it. C'est fini. Putain.
>>142990405ahahahah big ass light show around paris momuments, everything will be hidden behind fog and rain
>>142990674she broke my heart when she told me no
>>142990680hopefully they put the jamaican boat directly behind the samoan boat, it should easily be able to catch up 100m and crash by then
>>142990710>Implying it won't become cyberpunk kino instead
>Lady Gagathis shit will be satanic as fuck
>>142990564mods, sticky plz?
>>142990054Didn't daft punk break up years ago?
>>142990503all the better to have sex with it then
getting lady gaga to perform is abit embarrasing
>>142987334What about Lea Seydoux?
>>142990736that was the chemical brothersor the prodigy
>>142990767jealous
>>142990736Yes actually. The organizers said they asked them but they said no.
nice weather here right now the suns out
>1hours 23 minutes left
>>142990792guy on the left is quintessentially german
god is british and thus hates the f*ench ofc it will rain
>>142990809He won decathlon silver in Atlanta.
>>142990728and with a Gorjia! Going to be based AF
>>142990809Nah he looks like all the jew mischlings. Very semetic phenotype.
>>142989925What's the point when they will do nothing to deport muslims?
>>142990733Fuck no, stickys always ruin everything
ARIANA SPOTTED
>>142990840just mean the hair, clothes, glasses. feel like ive seen him 100 times before, ralf rangnick for example also has this
>>142990874eva green, lea seydoux and juliette binoche
>>142990868the last olympics to now has been tough on her
When our team comes on the boat I'll start blasting Laibach!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymH2hs14WE&ab_channel=LaibachThe best song ever!
>Most rainy hours of summer in Paris will be right during the ceremonylmao
Surprised by how dead this thread is. /sp/ is getting less active for every year. Reckon 2012 Olympics was peak /sp/. I guess a lot of 4channers have grown up and gotten families with kids.
>>142990917its the opening ceremony. theyre always pretty dead desu
>>142990917Rightwingers and Trump idiots broke it. It was so much fun when they weren't around.
MIDGET ON SCREEN
>>142990914as opposed to it being 40c so everyone dies from heatstroke?
>>142990881Yeah thats every modern male after 35 or even earlier here.
>>142990917no they just moved to /vt/ and /vg/
SHORSTACK ON THE TELLY
>>142990917euros had the biggest threads ever. dont think people care about the opening stuff, or even the first few days before the big events start
Why do Frenchies never fail to show off the eiffel tower whenever they host some sort of event. How fucking proud can they be of that tower?
I'm still mad that the COVID hoax spoiled the Tokyo games.
Any cute asian girls?
>>142990980honestly its a pretty shit tower. they have tons better stuff there. saying that we have a literal knockoff copy in the uk so i cant really shit too hard on it
>>142990980Is it still there?
>>142990990boxing has a couple this year
>>142987218.
wtf is this
>>142990980Because it's not a monarchic building, or, worse, a beautiful republican Christian building, so they can showcase it as part of the deconstruction of France.
>>142987218Shit games
uk media comparing adam peaty to michael phelps
>>142990917Most opening ceremonies are pretty boring, London was pretty fun but aside from that the only thing I can remember from one of these was Japan playing some Nier music.
what major historical event in french history will be presented in the opening ceremony?which great mass chimpout that they venerate for some reason will they choose?
>>142991046Le Mis
>>142991027It's hilarious how none of the promotional materials featuring Paris have a cathedral in sight
I'm in awe of the scale of this opening ceremony and I can only hope they pull it off. The grey sky wont allow for the sunset to be part of the ceremony, but it should be alright
>>142991040cant wait until some guy breaks a world record and we ignore it to talk about the british guy who came a distant 4th for 20 minutes in the same event
>>142991046French history is too racist so it will be focused on Congolese history
>>142990728are you stuck in 2011? It's gonna be girly as fuckhttps://x.com/AMENARTPOP/status/1816857117112041480
>>142991059person on the bench is quintessentially french
>>142990980It's extremely popular and attracts a ton of tourism why would they not?
Why is the opening ceremony always watched by so many people? You are looking at hundreds of people in stewardess outfits walking around with shitty music playing? How are 2 billion people tuning in for this every time?
kanye predicted the future, "niggas in Paris" is real
>>142991046Napoleon blowing up the pyramids
>>142991081its already the most visited thing on earth and everyone with a tv already knows it. i doubt it will attract more people who didnt want to see it but now do.
Will there be snide comments about chocolatine vs pain au chocolat?
>>142991086Beijing opening ceremony was fucking cinematographic thoughever
>>142991086The music is only a small part of it
Ghana is 71.3% Christian thanks to how it was was a British colony known as the Gold Coast from 1821 until it gained independence in 1957.
>>142991086ive never watched one before. the only opening ceremony ive ever watched was that russian one where robbie williams swore at the camera. im gonna give this a try but i expect it to be dogshit.
>>142991098>stop marketing the thing that makes a ton of money because it already gets a lot of attentionThank god none of you are making decisions in the real world
Fellow US niggas, why does Peacock own this shit now? wtf is this shit
>Montmartrewhat a arrondissement that is by the way
>>142991110whats that 50 year old boomer on the right competing in?
Let's get serioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BqLv2T8vSc&ab_channel=Laibach
>>142991046>>142991093>Gojira the famously environmental metal band will highlight the time the French intelligence service blew up a Greenpeace boat
I'm just waiting for disasters to happen
>>142991093Fuck up Ridley your movie was SHIT
>>142991045London was kino until they did the RNHS worship and the 'modern life in the uk' thing which was total cuckoldrythe countryside getting ripped up to create foundries which forge the rings in real-time was great
>>142991102I never saw it, I'm not gay so I'm not really into musical theater
>>142991121The chief of police of Paris was punched in the face by an African illegal peddler a couple years ago over there
>>142991086it's pure kino desu
They've been so secretive about the ceremony I'm expecting either the best ever or total collapse
finally got round to watching Ratatouille the other day decent film pixar rarely miss
>>142991086because it's the only modern mass performance that has decent production values?
>>142990728I hope the ceremony will have a bunch of esoteric, freemasonic schizo shit, would make for some fun threads on /pol/ and /x/.
>>142991161You're missing something desu desune https://youtu.be/pgUaXP5v4nw?si=TiXgc098XHRgypD7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zYS6VE6b5c&ab_channel=Laibach
>>142991165this looks super fucking lame what is wrong with people. This is literally what you see when boarding first class in Tokyo airport.
>>142991171as usual with these things i hope its complete meme worthy cringe kino. bonus if it makes people mad.
lady gaga snoop doggembarrassing
>Here's wishing Team India, a phenomenal performance at Paris 2024, as a billion hearts beat in unison for Olympic success
>>142991185Why does a Norge have French name
B E L G I U MB E L G I U MB E L G I U MB E L G I U MB E L G I U MB E L G I U M
>>142991153There wont be. Security is far too tight
Lady gaga before or after the country ceremony?
>>142991190too abstract and clean, I wanted to see an artistic re-enactment of the cultural revolution
The London 2012 opening was kino on /sp/ even moot showed up. People saying opening ceremony's are dead are new. Do the Frogos have a chance to top 2012? it's not even been close yet.
>>142991211>french>security Pick one, Argentina Morocco was a shitshow, an Australian journalist team got beaten up and the TGV network has been killed, and that's before the games even officially began.
Hey friends, I have to run to Sams Club real quick to pick up a few snacks for the opening ceremony. Do I have enough time to run there real quick? Nothing has started yet right?
>>142991190this is stupid and has nothing to do with sports. It's a shitty travel ad for China. No thank you.
>>142991236youve got 13 mins
>>142991236Stop stuffing your face, fatso
I FUCKIN LOVE TABLE TENNIS
>>142991234>implying DGSE didn't allow it all to happen
>>142990934What? No, we usually get a sticky. Too soon maybe.
>>142987970coeur de pirate is based she is québécoise aka french canadianshe spent a good part of her twenties in france and on some songs she sings with a purely french accent from france all in all, understandable
The blob
>>142991236Starts in one hour>>142991189The director said he took inspiration from JPG's Bicentennial of the French Revolutionhttps://www.jeanpaulgoude.com/en/archives/bicentennial
>>142991236Some hummus chips, and RC cola please
i would rather be on a pilgrimage, but i will be watching this event in a ded country, it will be funny, white people on the stadiums and majority of the shitskins in the media
>>142991275>tfw no french goth gf
anyone watching the Laura Woods stream?
>>142991221>pristine countryside gets torn up to build unholy factories which forge globalismit was kino but I think it was deliberately macabre, makes sense as Danny Boyle directed it and he's a raging leftist
>>142991161You're brown
Chance of Arabic terror attack?
where do you watch this shit
ALL COUNTRIES REPORT FOR DUTY
It's just not going to be the same without them
>>142991086Because it's probably the only event where every country in the world is represented, so it's broadcasted everywhere. I guess that even if you live in a third-world country you'd want to see your athletes.
>NBC coverage of opening ceremonies>red carpet like it's a movie premiere with celebrities who don't know jack shit about sports and no one gives a fuck about them at the Olympicsswear to god the media is made up of retards these days
>>142991314how long are they gonna be banned for. surely theyre not lame enough to keep it up for the entire war
>>142991314Are they just not gonna show up?
>>142991254DGSE is exterior intelligence, it's DST or DGSI or whatever their name is now, and they are more incompetent than an Indian power lifter
>>142991314>>He doesn't know
>>142991314They're evolving, give them time
>>142991314how about they don't cheat?
>>142991328Kek, this. Wanted to give NBC a try because of generally higher production value but it's truly unbearable.
>>142991341A lot of them couldn't even go that way because sports feds banned every athlete.
>>142991341Wait a minute…..
who /Gojira/ here?
>>142991263I remember I sent her a dm and called her a pisseuse de tabernacle de criss de crosseuse when she released her album in English, also sent her some of her naked pictures calling her a frigidaire.Good times.
>snoop dogg>lady gaga>lebron>celine diondont french have their own talents to display??
>>142991328try the eurosport stream outhttps://freestreams-live.my/eurosport01/
>>142991314It's bullshit they were banned from the World Cup and Olympics for doing what every other country does. Are you gonna say with a straight face that China and USA don't dope as well? Why doesn't USA ever get banned from sporting events for invading and bombing other countries?
>>142991341ROC isn't there this year there's only a handful of Russian athletes and they're categorised as AIN
>>142991314banning countries is really gay
>>142991328Kek the red carpet in Trocadéro? It's the same on French TV. I guess that's the waiting zone for medias.
>>142991372Like who?And please don't mention 'literal whos' We talking world wide popular here
>>142991372Gojira and Aya Nakamura.But you have to understand that french elites hate France.
>>142991368criss de jambon, il faut protéger et servir béatrice (also kek)
>>142991372>>lebron>lesounds french to me
>>142991399Daft Punk
>>142991287Eurosport are awfulLike unbelievably honkingly shitBBC coverage kicks in 5 bings.Clare Balding is no Laura Woods, but its not worth suffering the rest
>>142991362Meds
>>142991329Why didn't USA get banned for invading Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya?>>142991356Every single country cheats and dopes. USA, GB and China dope too.
>>142991297many, many rapings
>>142991376Attacking white European countries is off-limits. America can blow up as many desert dwellers as they want
>>142991411They don't exist anymore
>>142991372>le mickeyquintessentially french
>>142991376Nobody but Russia sent glowies to tamper with piss samplesNobody but Russia is retarded enough to pay million dollars bribes in clear view to high-ranking federation officials
>>142991372>Snoop Dogg will carry the Olympic torch on its final leg to ParisLiterally why?Why are they having Snoop dogg light the fucking cauldron ????HUH?
>>142991420(((who knows)))
>>142991418balding is insufferable at leats I can watch laura on mute
>>142990006omds jeff
>>142991372It must be a globohomo propaganda
>>142991423God i hope they get terroristed again
>>142991436Our degenerate culture is now the "free world's" culture.
>>142991426I hate sandniggers but it is very hypocritical how Israel gets to send athletes
I expect a grandiose ceremony from the French, if there's one thing they love to do it's this kind of thing
>>142991423chances of Israel pulling a gallery flag to shore up support for an attack on Iran?
>>142991423>watcha doin to that boat with that drill rabbi?
zico got robbed in paris lmaohe was with a rolex and some diamonds in a taxi and got stolen
France is so lame and have so few great athletes, that they need an American Rapper to open their Olympics for them
>>142991372in 1989, on the 200th anniversary of the storming of the bastille, the french state decided to invite an american negress to sing la marseillaise at the conclusion of the ceremonyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3vGVR770WE
>>142991356>american flag talking about dopingevery time
>>142991399Carla Bruni
SWITCH TO BBC1 NOW LADS
who is the greatest french athlete of all time?
>>142991486And isn't obst German family name ?
Anyone got a good streaming link for the games? I had a bunch saved back in 2021, but lost them since then.
>>142991435Every country bribes, dopes and cheats. Why punish only Russia? It's anti-Rus discrimination. Why punish athletes for the actions of their government? USA and China athletes were never punished for their governments crimes against humanity
>>142991483literally who?
>>142991501zidane
And I’m out
>>142991508>Every country bribes, dopes and cheats.Proofs?
BBC bros ww@?
>>142991480Talley ho!!
>>142991501Lance Armstrong the guy won like 10 straight tour de france's
HERE WE GO DRINK IT IN
>BBC wanking themselves offevery time
>>142991501Fourcade or Hinault
I like her ass
>>142991334Well my mistake. If anything happens I'll post my balls in this thread and take my ban as a man
>>142991463shit's gonna be great
>>142990443Were they boycotting the Olympics for 100 years?
>>142991534ergh yeh look at me boom
>>142987218What cunt is it best to VPN to? Last time it was Canada for me, they had some website where every single event had a channel.
>>142991534same women complain about not being allowed to wear the same outfits as the men kek
>breaking>formerly known as break dancingi dont understand why they thought this would bring in youth audience. isnt this a gen x thing?
>breakdancing in the olympicslol what a joke
>>142987218Post your opening ceremony predictions.For me, I bet there will be plenty of:>gay shit>tranny shit>nigger shit>kike shit
>>142991516It is known
national broadcast or max?
>>142991501Me
>>142991501luna rival
>>142991550ive heard good things about palestinemaybe france, but itll be in french
>>142991046hastings
>>142991564>source: it was revealed to me in a dream
>>142991501this lad>>142991569
why didn't french add petanque to the olympics instead of break dancing?
>>142991508Athletes are free (and are encouragned) to refuse to be doped, to cheat or denounce corruption and bribery at any time
DOLPHIN SPOTTED
>>142991567National broadcast had unsynced lips, had to turn on max
>>142991511go to be ZOOMIE
does anyone have that webm of a bunch of french nergroids twerking on war graves that was an officially sanctioned commemorative performance? I think it was commemorating the anniversary of the somme
>>142991557I was in Paris several times. There's a gHuge community of youths who break in to abandoned malls to practice breakdancing infront of the store windows which they use as mirrors. I forgot what it was called but it was extremely gay. French youth culture is gay and lame
Alright, who's famous enough in France to be in their opening ceremony? We had James Bond and the Queen in ours, who will they have?
where is the latam stream? which number? I know is on the Claro Sport channel but only see live interviews on site.
will there be Dressage again?
>Tom Daley hasn't died of AIDS yetlife is so cruel
>>142991590ours didnt even start yet
>>142991501Tony Estanguet for me
>>142991608they should roll out the guillotine and cut a couple of heads off
I will only be supporting Whites
>>142991608Gerard DepardiueAmeliaVincent CassellDaft PunkThierry HenryZidaneThat's basically it
>>142991612They showed him on TV with his new black gf 15 minutes ago
>>142991608Some black guy and a 98 years old socialist probably
>>142991608Belmondo and Francoise Hardy
friendly reminder that frenchoids eat this
has she got cancer
post some french related stuff you have saved
Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that the first NFL preseason game is in 6 days
>>142991610CazeTV will stream @ Youtubebut it is in Portuguese
>>142989839>Gojira
>>142991608Pepe le Pew and Quasimodo
I WAITED FOR PARIS ANON!
>>142991647
john legend looking extra gay prancing around
>>142991608alizee and the corpse of serge gainsbourg
>>142991646monkey skull
>>142991564>>142991508>>142991376Fuck off Boris. Go back if you like it so much and go to the frontline when you're at it.
>>142991608Nicholas, 30 ans
>>142991646burn le coalpay le toll
>>142991644your country eat dogs
Oh yeah Gold Zone on Peacock is going to be eliteThey got the NFL Red Zone guy to host it every day
FREE PALESTINE
>>142991653it's locked for non-hues
For me, it's skateboarding and wall climbing/bouldering
>>142991678Literally me
>>142991682your country eat monkeys
>>142991661They fucked up their flag colors again?
what are best streaming sites???
>>142991682yours eat monkey soup..
they should get Gaspar Noe to direct the opening cermonies
>>142991653It turned out it hasnt started yet so that's why there are interviews for now, but I was in the right live still. Thanks
are we winning a gold medal today bros?
>>142991690*tips virginity*
Who will light the cauldron?
>>142991633Don't know the first three, Daft Punk coming out of retirement would be cool, Zidane I expect but Henry is basically a bong now, bet he's watching it on the telly from his house in London
>>142991644it's surprisingly good
I have such a raceplay/nationplay fetish its unbelievable. I can't watch the Olympics or the World cup without getting an erection
>>142991693Are they all in the same building? US media is literally is the same area lol
>>142991718a nig
>>142991643>Francoise HardyGiven that she recently died, I don't think she's gonna be there.
I FUCKING HATE CELEBRITIESI FUCKING HATE CELEBRITIES
>>142991660>Pepe le Pew based
WE WILL WIN 7 MEDALS
>>142991710brat in the 'hread
>>142991718Zidane
>>142991720Snail itself has no real flavor, just consistency, it's the garlic and percil sauce that does it all
just realised>if Trump wins in 2024 he will open the Los Angeles olympics
>>142991731they are like shipping containers all stacked on top of eachother
Will she appear?
>>142991733Oh, well Belmondo is worth 5 Hardys anyway
Looking forward to the warmup for the paralympics
>>142991718Daft Punk
>>142991691C'est moi aussi
will he appear?
>>142991749Absolutely based
>>142991718snoop dogg
>>142991733JVPITER can raise the dead, he brought Hollander back after all
>>142991760Would be amazingly based
>>142991480I always find it amusing how the French celebrate the revolution like it wasn't a complete fucking shitshow
Quick lads, claim your olympic-fu
Carl Lewis looks old as shit
>>142991759YES ANON!
>>142991683TEN HOURS!!!!!!! of commerical free olympics (last three with scott hanson because it's still the offseason for him). can't wait to pay zero dollars to watch that>>142991608mbappezidanejoakim noah's daddaft punkaudrey tautoualizeebernaud hinault (would be poulidor if he was still alive)>>142991719thierry henry is literally coaching the french men's olympic team.
>>142987334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllgShame on you all.
STOP THE BOATS MACRON
Triples and USA gets most golds
>torch is being lit at the Eiffel towerso not in a stadiumis there going to be any mass games at all?
>>142991748Why do you eat snails? Was it a tradition started in a time of starvation?
What race is this?
I was thinking of a French artist I'd like to see during the music performance then I realised I don't listen to any, might as well get some Canadians to perform.
>>142991704>does it in reverse>90 minutes of rape
ANON I AM LITTLE TOO EXCITED!!!
>>142991788how come they arent using the champs elysee at all?
>>142991765Soclé URSSAF souffrant
YOU FAGGOTS HAVE TO STOP WATCHING THE GODDAMN SKATEBOARDING TRANNIES REEEEEEEEETHEY’RE RUINING THE GAMES
>>142991780The paralympics are unironically more fun and comfy
>>142991508Get off your VPN, Ivan
>>142991794
>all these celebrities on a red carpetWhat the fuck is this shit? Did this happen at Rio or London? Why isn't this just about athletes?
Musée d'Orsay > Louvre
Is Paris really as filthy as it looks in these live shots?
>>142991794They should get Drake
>>142991774It was based, it put the fear of God in kings and queens forever
>muh celebritiesi hate this yank shit
>>14299179840% chance it is under siege by 58-year-olds about to retire
>>142991790french food has never been about taste, its about who can come up with the most obscure and autistic dish, so snails were probably some edgy artistic thing back in the day
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>french cuisine
>>142991738do you think she just fell out of a coconut tree?
STICKY WHEN?
Any stream links?
>>142991810The athletes are getting in order to board the boats
>australian woman hosting is called "sarah abo"
>>142991787Only per capita counts...
>>142991788Closing ceremony is in a stadium
>>142991805I LIKE BOTH ANON!
>>142991797wtf is wrong with her skin
>>142991790Easily available in nature, used to be all over the place when it rained, probably a fine source of nourishment with a lot of proteins.You have to understand that France is an extremely rural country despite Macron pretending the entire country is New York.
>>142991798the final relay is going down a rivercan only presume it's for security reasons- sad!
>>142991776Sorry lads>>142991534She's mine
>>142991810France has no atheletes only 6/10-tier landmarks and snoop chien
>all the british exasperated blogposts
>>142991801No one is watching the women's skateboarding broWe're watching the 30+ dudes trying to not break their hip
>>142991812it looks even more filthy
Opening ceremony match thread>>142989735>>142989735>>142989735>>142989735>>142989735>>142989735
>>142991749>Its going to be the greatest olympics ever, better than the Bum Beijing games, better than Loser London, better than Robbery Rio, better than Tiny Tokyo, better than Puny Paris, trust me, the greatest really.
>>142991797...Ariana Grande?
how can i get the bbc stream online???
Is everyone /comfy/?>before 500
when are the jannies stickying this shit
>>142991864vee pnthen type in iplayer
>>142991850Thierry Henry>Kante
>>142991781>coaching the French men's teamdamn, I haven't been following shit this time round, only remembered the Olympics was happening the other day.
A CENTURY GOES QUICKLY ANON........
>>142991731NBC will never have Loki working for them
Are tom is a flagbearer
>no Max coverage here>only 2 channels full of leftist tranny niggersIt's over
>>142991812there were tents everywhere when i last went
>>142991861YES ANON!
>>142991879me on the far right
>>142991877He has experience holding a poll
I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!@@!!!!!
>>142991874I was there in 1924 and I'll be there in 2024
>>142991794>French artistsfor me, it's Asylum Party
>>142991898>poll
>>142991895....why?
>>142991661>>142991780>>142991797>>142991841>>142991874>>142991895NICE TO SEE YOU BRINGING POSITIVITY AGAIN {EVENT} ANON
sneedlympics
>>142991876>MUH CELEBRITY CAPESHITTERS!!god i hate zoomers
>>142991916Yes he conducted the general election by himself recently
ugly dyke
nu thread?
>>142991797>OLYMPIC ANON...good to see you back in /sp/ (and you front).It'll also be good to see the Swedetard fail as always the next couple of weeks or so, eh...?!
Why do french cuck so hard for americans?
Daft Punk broke up.I have no reason to be hype for this anymore. Unless Thomas and Guy-Man do a one-off reunion and DJ for the athlete parade, but that's unlikely.
>>142991931based poo, I flush you last
>>142991913O_____O>>142991918YOU TELL ME ANON!>>142991920>>142991953^______^
YOU WILL EAT THE SLUGS
>>142991954Our fates have been aligned since the beginning
>>142991931>sneedHe was killed by Worf in Star Trek: Picard
>>142991945>CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THIS OLYMPICS
>>142991994worf was such a gigachad
From the catwalks of gay Paris
>>142991954>>142991989them aligning together is the only way to beat us british
>>142987564This is no ass for today's western standards btw
the french will cook their way to victory like one of them shonen chef animes
Where are my Equestrian enthusiast fellows at
>>142992064i dont like Animal abuse
>other thread got the stickyits joever
>>142991989You immediately betrayed us after our own revolution and refused to pay back your loans (our revolution was in part because the kingdom went bankrupt funding your revolution)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
>>142992084You fucking liar
>>142992064Is an horse a athlete
>>142992096das rite
>>142992064that looks fantastic desuwe had ours in Greenwich Park
>>142992120I don't know about "an horse" (sic), but people riding horses are
>>142992096Why would we repay loans from the faggots who just killed the royal family that helped us become independent?
>>142992079horses are just fancy cows
>La BaguetteAppropriate: like a torpedo, and I trust his yeastiness is waterproof too...!From the resulting sponsorships, promotions, he'll make a crust.
>>142991812I was there last weekemd and it felt worse than Los Angeles. The only upside was that there wasn't so many brown and black people on the streets. Smelt like nothing but piss and cigarettes
>msnbc nerd analyst on the olympics coveragewhy
>>142992096they only rebelled against us due to not wanting to pay more money to us why would they pay you money either. never trust a country that only cares about shekels
>>142992147Nooooooooo te re regalaste
>>142992079The horse will let you know if it doesn't like it
>>142991811truth
>>142992186Do I have to become an hero?
>>142992188LMAO forgot about this kino
>>142991937Because you asked so nicely, more Loki:
>>142991501Alain Mimoun, the mad lad has been wounded in WWII, insisted and kept running, francised his name and converted to catholicism because fuck being a nafri, won the Melbourne marathon without drinking anything just the day his daughter was born, and he called her Olympe... Perfect story.
>>14298721815 bings
who is the hot girl on cazetv holy fuck
>>142992181>msnbc nerd anal on the olympics coverageftfy
nu>>142992360>>142992360>>142992360>>142992360>>142992360>>142992360
I don't care, I am here to remind you of this.
>>142992281bougnoule
WHERE IS OUR STICKYRACIST JANNIES WTF
>>142991501Diniz
The idea is nice but in motion it feels so soulless
>>142987334No
hahahah holy fuck just look at that heavy rain
Any juicy webms yet?
How's the fat slob's pioneer dj set doing under this heavy rain ?
