Volta fever editionCurrent and upcoming races:22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro24.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>142925085 (OP)
curse the doper
Can't shake THIS FEVER
Ethias-Tour de Wallonie (2.Pro)Stage 3Arlon - La Roche-en-Ardenne192.63 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-wallonie/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-wallonie/2024/stage-3/liveRoadbook:https://www.trworg.be/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Guide_Technique_Ethias_TourdeWallonie2024_HD.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Proximus16:30 CET
I don't know where rusbert has the starting time of the broadcast from. it's probably wrong.
The weather is sooo humid.
>João Almeida>Filippo Baroncini>Isaac Del Toro>Juanse Molano>Rui Oliveira>Marc Soler>Jay Vine>Adam YatesRealistically, who is stopping >us?
Volta fever
>>142939810Glad they showed some restraint and remained dressed
>>142939818Jay Vine
Two (2) ice cold root beers with my lunch
Who /heattraining/ here?
>>142939810dekker is such a faggot
>>142940037
>>142940037i dont hate womenbut this one...
>>142940037>>142940078thats a man
>>142940052LtD is still a cool dude. One of my fav riders 10 years ago.
>>142940078She'll win an Olympic gold and there's nothing you can do about it, chud. Watch the Femmes.
>>>/wsg/5627219
Once a while an Allison Jackson type of femoid needs to be shot as a cautionary tale that violence is always on the table.Same goes with dysgenic lefties.
>>142940147>lottewinslol
>>142940215
I never posted Wallonie, shame on me
Whose the dark horse of the Olympics RR?
>>142940299Betiol.
>>142940299I dunno some shitter who got 15 minutes because no teams
>>142940037I do, waited until 6 to come back from work just for it to cool off a little
>>142940299Politt, Lazkano are some of my outside shots
Tarling wins easy
>>142940393Politt has the legs but 0 racing IQ
>>142940405>VincennesVegan bert's training ground, there is probably some piec of his collarbone left somewhere
Burger hours
Tomorrow
>>142940405
>>142940420
>>142940418based
>>142940063Just imagine the smell in that room afterwards..
>>142939728Yeah, fuck Vingegaard
We /aero/ now. 140 mm stem installed and I spent some time trying to find the best aero tuck for the upcoming prologue this weekend
>>142940418I approve
>>1429404080 racing IQ is an advantage on this course, those who wait will get their shit pushed in
>>142940299BOUGLAS, HAMZA, and FAGUNDEZ will surprise in the arrondissements
>>142940440why the buddy pregnant
>>142940446damn he fast
Nobody cares about the Olympics tbf. Who even remembers Carapaz is the current Olympic champion
>>142940405>going outside the PériphériqueI've never been to Boulogne or Vincennes forest before. am I missing out on something? all I know is that hookers are supposed to be there.
>>142940405Where can I find the most big bunda beurettes?
>>142940418that's bastehope you had a reeses milkshake for desert, you deserve it
>>142940523Not really. The donjon is OK I guess but the park is just a park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9oyB_DBxEWould you be happy with lukewarm Domino's after a big ride?
>>142940583shouldn't this retard support his own team instead
>>142940446>>142940483Also to get to optimum Merckx TT/breakaway position I'd probably need something like 170 mm stem. But that'd probably not be optimal for BIG Z2. And my front brakehose is now on the absolute limit so anything longer needs a new brakehose also. I'll probably explore this more during the winter.
>>142940583I worked at Domino's while studying so I wouldn't touch that shit with a ten feet pole.
>>142940548no, im having a beer or ten for desert if you know what i mean
>>142940583You need to pay me to eat that shit
>>142940583of course. nothing wrong with it.
Time trial helmets look so stupid it's hard to take this "sport" seriously
While it is the best numbers in history and his FTP is out of this world im not sure people are ready for this.I have it from several people in cycling that its even hard to judge his max from a competitor standpoint as he wasnt ever in red and max out some people say and in fact has more watts, how much its hard to know.
Test
>>142940966is this about big Moreira?
>>142941105about pog from a knower
>>142941105>>142941186Big Moureira
>>142940511everyone
>Big Brtek going deep>Mecha Rusberto in vacations>autismbert doodtell me why I shouldn't get rip roaring drunk this evening instead of going to the rampas
>>142941378do what you want, you're a free man are you not
>>142940583Don't they have better pizza in nice? I mean so close to Italy right
>>142941383Of course they have better pizza, but this is an ad
>>142940879fuq u meen?
>>142941382I got too much freedom and need some constraint, that's why I submitted this to the will of the council
>>142941446chug will smashing the rampas
this >>142941383 post is prime example of braindead american posters, it's obvious they have better pizzas. idk if it's (you) farming or some shit. christ I hate americunts.
>>142941479weren't you going to filter them like the sissy boy you are
>>142941378Think I'm going too. Have some of your very own Dziki Indyk 101 left but I would fancy to finish it off with a wine.
>>142941517I pour that on me wounds
>>142941491I really cannot be bothered and I don't mind rage fuel at the moment I need to have a meltdown sooner or later. Found a gf yet bort?
>>142941531I'm married, I already told youdon't know who you keep confusing me with
Me mates agreed on altitude training next year in Austria, we have to fix me bike by thenI can already hear the excuses once they sober upPig fucks
>>142940446Ayo that's very good speed to power ratio for a road bike
>>142941297How many W/kg is this?
OLYMPICS SOON
Man Grug or Harrie deserve to be part of the advertising.I know our women outperform our men but Bol isn't even the favorite.
ban helmets
>>142941383italian pizza is pretty bad compared to new york pizza.
>>142942109new york pizza is pretty bad compared to connecticut apizza
I bought a garmin edge explore and while it doesn't have a barometric sensor, I don't see why it can't just display gradient based on the gps data... The previous chink cycling computer I had could do that and it was pretty good, updating real time accurately if I turned back in the middle of a climb too
>>142942121because they are a billion dollar company that has to reserve something for their most best little paypiglets
>>142942119>new york pizza is pretty bad compared to connecticut apizzajust a suburb
>>142941931gib dutch fieldhockey meijses and nobody gets hurt
>>142941931femke will crush mcmuffin
>>142942094based cipo poster
business idea: recumbent tour de france
>>142942121curious, even my old ass 520 can do that
>>142940037/mygirl/
I climbed the highest point there is close to me. it's over. no more mountains to conquer
Pogi had almost as many stage wins in this year's Tour as Froome had in all his wins combined
>>142942270I use this webm for toxic purposes and it works every time
>>142942270>that middle picthe sanctity of this place has been fouled
>>142941931how good would femke bol be in cycling
>>142942280she's so silly!
>>142942314Better than P*ck, worse than Puck
>>142941931>elk moment
>>142942255520 has a barometer
>>142940471hgh gut
Wish my boy Jetse Bol was doing the volta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm6nEPP-F4Ypogisisters its overTapentadol is so last month, now its new and improved undetectable EPO
>>142941931>our women
>>142942620vadadustat, daprodustat, roxadustat have all been greatly improved according to this lad and basicly impossible to prove that you have actually taken it
>>142942620This guy retweets Antoine Vayer
>>142942706I can prove it
>>142942709just means it must be truePogi back to his "normal" lvl next year
>>142942730He's just mad Pogi beat Jonas lol
>>142942744naaahhh
yea that means no Vuelta alrightRoglic literally broke a part of his spine
Going full portuguese again, this is nearly a team fraudulence realistically.
>>142942730Anyone taking Vayer seriously is clinicaly retarded
>>142942767
>>142942855im ready
>>142942852heresyVayer is squeak jesus
>>142942791this awful
my new meds are on the prohibited doping list. won't be getting a tue, just not interested. will be using in competition. I don't play by the rules.
>>142942706the proof is in the watts weeman
maybe I should get asthma diagnosis whilst I'm at it, maybe testosterone replacement too. very easy to affect those tests. I put muscle on quick already though, maybe the recovery would be better. I may also have anemia that needs treating with certain pharmaceuticals.
>>142942965do they even test at the special olympics?
>>142943030imagine spacker olymipc villages they'd be so lame
I was destined to be an olympic chad cooming in all the qt south east asian athletes if only I wasn't so spasticated
I fixet the tyre
>>142943101How fascinating *hides post*
>>142941479I know britian doesn't have better pizza lmao
Here's a guy who started his athletic career as a ski jumper, soaring through the skies. When a catastrophic crash shattered his ski-jumping dreams, did he give up? Not a chance. He picked himself up, dusted off the snow, and jumped headfirst into cycling, a sport where the mountains are high, the roads are unforgiving, and the competition is fierce.Injuries? Oh, he's had his fair share. We're talking about bone-crunching crashes, skin-shredding falls, and pain that would make mere mortals weep. Remember that time he dislocated his shoulder in the Giro d'Italia? Any normal person would have called it quits, but not Roglič. He popped that shoulder back in like it was just another day at the office and kept pedaling because in his world, there's no room for surrender.Every race, every stage, every grueling climb and death-defying descent, he's there, fighting. It's not just about physical pain. It's the mental battles, the doubts, the moments when the body says "no more" and the mind screams "keep going!" Roglič embodies the spirit of the hardman, the relentless pursuit of greatness despite every obstacle thrown his way.He's faced heartbreaks, like the Tour de France 2020, where victory slipped through his fingers in the final moments. But instead of crumbling, he took that pain, that disappointment, and forged it into a weapon, coming back stronger, fiercer, more determined. The setbacks, the falls, the injuries—they're just chapters in the legend of Roglič, each one a testament to his unyielding spirit.Primož Roglič, the hardman, the unstoppable force, the living legend of cycling, shows us all that no matter how many times you fall, it's how you rise that defines you. Because in the world of cycling, and in life, there’s no one tougher, no one more relentless, no one more awe-inspiring than Primož Roglič.
>>142943152https://www.timeout.com/news/its-official-these-are-the-top-20-pizzerias-in-the-world-in-2023-091523french not even top 20 demented retard
>>142943167Is AI slop? sounds like it
Joan BOU will win the Volta.
>>142942570well, godspeed I guess....
>>142943101very nice
>>142940417Not only is the time trial going past where I fractured my collarbone, the road race is going through the exact street where an old lady in a Renault Tiguan bumped my backwheel causing me to slide on my ass and thigh causing my worst road rash ever
Not clicking the pluses, boss.>>142942791Based homeboy picker.This has felt like my last alcoholic endeavor, nearly bailed three (tree) times.We shall see if I am sub 110 in a month, almost sure it will be sub 105 if I quit.
VOLTA EVER
>>142940299Your Jorgensons, your Narvaezes
>>142940299Lazkano Stuyven Matthews
>Matteo Moschetti, was hit by a truck during training today, reports Gazzetta. Details of the accident are unclear.
>>142941479
After extensive (15 whole minutes of my life that I will never get back) I have concluded that bigfoot does not exist.
I think it's best we all go to sleep right now :)
Autismbert's favourite Abner GONZALEZ RIVERA is going to be the biggest Volta bust
>>142943828Fuck, a truck sounds fucking bad bro's
Luish Gomsh for ten points, FUCK
>>142940037h-hot
nice ride this morning before it hotted up
>>142944016One of the biggest Volta bait picks alongside Antunes and Joaquim Silva
>>142944016gonna pick /ourbert/ julius no matter what
>>142942620
>>14294262031:31>"But Tadej Pogacar, he's smoking, isn't he? Hehe. He's a smoker, he smokes cigarettes. Hehe.">"Is he? No, that's...">"I've seen pictures of him. Hehe. Doing that. Hehe." >"Okay..."He was trying to make a joke about pic related, wasn't he?
that drugs interview is confused. the guy is talking about small molecule peptides that have novel metabolic products but are functionally mimetic to EPO.
>>142944513probably. boomer can't into memes.
FUCK YES IT'S VOLTA TIME
squeakers lost all credibilty when vroomes ventoux srm data dropped
ok, haven't really checked the whole parcour, but that last climb is nasty, some proper rampas thereI've done it a couple o times myselfvery odd to be in the first day
>>142944695also, from Condeixa onwards the landscape is not awfulnice first day I guess
the TdF may be over, but my love for my french wifey will never end
>>142942767not fair, he is the only clean guy at the top aswell
>>142945696you seem to have forgotten a certain SEPP kussunderstandable, given the constant brigading in the m*dia against are dear Grand tour de vuelta winner
>tfw no GROS mathilde gfJDIMSA
Got ticket to see TWISTERS (2024) tomorrow evening
Have we discussed PENHOËT Paul? Up and coming talent?
How do we recover from this embarrassment?
220 days until omloop
>>142946494Last year
>>142942570Just read the interview. This dude has been micro dosing EPO and HGH for at least a couple of years
>>142947572https://www.directvelo.com/actualite/114498/jarno-widar-l-objectif-ultime-est-de-battre-tadej-pogacar?s=09Here is the link btw, dude sounds like a maniac
>>142945467bitch looks like she has too many chromosomes desu
>>142947572Squeaking already Paul?
>>142947784It's fine, turbomanlets don't win anything
>>142947818>Who is remco evenepoel
Reminder that today is POGI DAY
>>142947900He looks sick, cracking any day now
>>142943167>When a catastrophic crash shattered his ski-jumping dreams, did he give up?the only thing shattering his dreams was him being shite at the whole jumping thing. he never competed at the top level and as the years went on he was remarkably bad even in the third tier. his biggest achievement is 8th place in the second tier, beaten by such legends as SCHNEIDER Balthasar and ERIKSON Johan, which can be confirmed by our resident BuffonBJ not to be titans of the sport
>>142947594All of that just to be crushed by Seixas with the professionals
>>142948132The new dopeur danois is also super scary
>>142948119why dont you produce any more malyszes?
>>142948141Inb4 they all still lose to Pogi by 2032
>>142947900Poels was at the Tour?
One more year on a multimillion pound contract to go
>Matteo Moschetti was flown to hospital by helicopter on Tuesday after being hit by a truck during training. The Q36.5 Italian suffered multiple fractures in the accident, La Gazetta dello Sport reports .>Moschetti is staying at the Hospital Niguard in Milan, and is conscious according to the Italian newspaper. However, he does not remember anything and the physical damage is extensive. Moschetti broke his collarbone and suffered two fractures in the cervical vertebrae. He also has cuts on his face and there is also damage to the facial nerves.F
>>142948231fucking cagies
>>142948231broken collarbone? fly him to Herrentals hospital immediately.
>>142948231Sounds like he's happy to be alive
>>142948142Małysz's succession was never in doubt, as evidenced in his final competition, Planica 2011, where his prodigy, Kamil Stoch won and bowed to the old champion. Over the next decade, Kamil won everything there is to win while Kubacki and Żyła had some successws to themsepves. Now we are living in their twillight with no saviour in sight. Małyszomania is long forgotten and the talent pool is limited to people within driving distance of Wisła/Szczyrk, Zakopane and Karpacz, which does not help when the sport is taken swriously by five nations on earth, carries a risk of injuries and the phenotype prefwrred is an athlete from auschwitz
My Volta team is far from perfect, many a my boys didn't make the cut
>>142948460Many of my boys are just too expensive like LINAREZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g
>>142948231FCager genocide on the horizon.
>>142948460>>142948473Last year you still had some decent 4-pointers, now most of them are Puck Moonen tier. Veloinflation is real.
>>142948141>>142947594don't forget ayuso
>>142948684It's the 6 pointers where it's at. The 8 pointers are mostly garbage too.
>>142948692There's one good 6 pointer the rest is horrible unless you rate contte, there's unironically way more good 4 pointers
>>142948701I have tree sixpointers and none of them is CONTTE
>>142948719It's overParra won't save you
saw sub 80kg on the scale for the first time this morning, gonna make it-ometer is off the charts right now
>>142948753same but under 100kg
>>142948768you are going to make it slavchad
>>142948753>>142948768how tall are you guys?
>>142948837190cmbut i have long history of lifting, so i look like very weak strongman on the bike
I have none (0) of GLASSDRIVE Q8 in me team.
>>142948837175cm
>>142948867Not even mendonca?
>>142948867No MENDONSH, no BIG MOREIR, not even Artiom NYCH.Inflation is too high, I hope my cheaper picks can fill in for the big names. Only one above 14 I have picked is STÜSSI.
>>142948935>>142948897Yes, please be patient.
>BMI?>23
>>142948947BMI is such a bad statistic
Don't bother watching belgbros it's already over for Remco
based ayuso haterhttps://x.com/mou55981652/status/1815980351249924350
>>142949002He's right about this
>>142949002have they fired him already? poor lad, i don't think he's all that bad
>>1429490021st august:“Ayuso, UAE and Movistar have come to agreement for immediate transfer”
>>142949002This has to be either Almeida or Novak right?
>>142949135we already established it's urška
>>142945958GREAT soundtrack
>>142949135he has never said anything useful or insightful other than Pogi is strong Pogi will win. Could be any Bert here [spoiler]maybe it's me[/spoiler]
some berts claim to be BIG fans of the volta but they never even won their local pub league goombling on its outcome. veru suspicious
>>142949002T(otal)A(yuso)D(eath)EJ>coincidence? don't think so
mou is hilariously eastern european. just dropping the spanish rat like nothing.
>>142949245interestingly, Spaniards are quite popular herenot hearing them being called rats all that often
>>142948935>“The ambition must always be to win again. I haven’t had a perfect season, I’ve been sick four times this year. I don’t know what shape I’ll be in, I’ve been training well and we’ll see what happens on the road,” Stüssi told reporters on the sidelines of the team presentation.Adjust accordingly
>>142949290volta coinesseurs already know thisdon't tell the n*rmies, it will be hilarious when they all flock to pick STÜSSY only for him to kwak their velogoombling rosters
Volta starts today. thought it was at the weekend.
>>142948231I almost caged myself yesterday as I stood up to accelerate after a speed bump. But the car in front didn't accelerate as fast as I expected.
>>142949224>T(otal)>A(yuso)>D(eath)>E(xterminate)>J(uan)fix't it
85th Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)PrologueÁgueda - Águeda5.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/startlistno PCS livestats for this raceRoadbook (official link from website, but dropbox link says item was deleted):https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/aastoaks5mh016zql4jla/LIVRO_VP2024_ONLINE.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/RTP/RTP Internacionalhttps://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtpinternacional16:00 CET
>>142949002FUCK AYUSO
>>142949430hm...maybe I am big fan of TADEJ after all
>>142948981why so?
>>142949480Because it doesn't take into account muscle mass. You can be 10% fat and 25 bmi or like pic related.
>>142949002It's funny to pretend it's Novak
>>142949496>height 172,5he cute
>>142949509he was hyping up novak on forums also, hmmmmm
>>142949529Pogačar changed coaches because Novak recommended Sola to him. But Mou isn't Novak. You can see that Mou writes in Serbia/Croatia on X
>>142949578novak grandfather is from croatia
>>142949480>>142949496my BMI is 27 but i'm at ~15% bodyfat, it only works for people that don't work out at all
>>142949496>>142949480BMI is bad on a individual scale, a mirror is going to give you better info than that number. Unless you are literally a dimwit or have severe body dysmorphia. And if you want to be nitpicky, it is not a perfect square correlation, meaning that taller individuals need a bit more mass than BMI would indicate. It is however very good for a general population assessment to give an idea of obesity rates, as it is much much easier to be a fatty than a super jacked theoretical overweight or obese.
>>142949602>>142949496gotcha, thx
>>142949588The plot chickens
>>142949480just use Rohrer's indexcube the denominator instead of squaring it and it gives a useful measure, they monitor it for early childhood growth curves and it works just as well for twink frenchies as it does beefy amerigains and athletes alikeno idea why some idiot "public health" assholes decided to switch to BMI, probably they failed maths
>>142949591No, it works for people that work out and have some muscle mass but aren't huge. It works even worse for skinnyfat people that don't work out at all as you can have huge fat% without even going to the overweight category. As for huge jacked guys it's still not awful, even if you don't have a huge fat% but you're in the overweight but especially the obese category you're still putting a lot of stress to your body because of your weight. Sure it isn't as bad as being the same weight at all fat but it's still worse for your body than being in the normal weight range with reasonable fat%. As said it's still pretty bad on an individual level and a mirror will get you better results. However on a population level it is quite accurate even tho it slightly underreports the amount of overweight and obese people due to modern people having absolutely no muscle mass while it assumes that people have some muscle mass on them.And once you get to trained athletes in the same sport it actually works pretty well again on an individual level. Cyclists are pretty much all quite lean. So BMI works quite well as a way to determine their build. If you hear a pro cyclist has a BMI on the upper end of normal weight range you know that they're going to be more of a classics or sprinter type than a climber if they're on the lower end they're going to be more of a climber usually.
Damn, tomorrow is already a BIG Volta day and won't get to see it because I am [spoiler]hiking again[/spoiler].Some GC dreams will already die on the slopes of Observatorio Vila Nova
>>142949588>>142949578what about Marko Džalo?he's in ineos, but who knows?
>>142949796observatory stages are where the kino resideshow many pils did you quaff yesterday big guy
>>142949796what's the cause of hiking? dog? mom? gf?
5 or 6
>>142949812Bora has a slovenian nutricionist, Visma has that mechanic that won their reality show. Bahrain is operated by Slovenes, Valjavec sold his son to Lefevere... There's a lot of Slovene influence in cycling
>>142949899I am going to the Alps in september and I need to get back into (mostly descending) shape
c o m f yomfy
>>142949899[x] squeaking bike making click noises
What I'd Jakobsens BMI? I would think nearly 30.
>>142949917well, enjoy then, perhaps the stage gonna be a slurpfest anyways
>>142949935Yeah, that too. I originally planned a BIG ride but since I am not confident I put everything back as it should be, I first need to try riding around my house a few times
>>142949480Waist-to-height ratio is more indicative of obesity
>not hungry>have to carbload for the big group ride tomorrow
>>142949987Pssshh, I would be just over 0.5. Let's EAT.
>not using NMI
>>142949002>with Ayuso>Pog wins 1 out of 12 stages, gains 1:14 on Fish>without Ayuso>Pog wins 5 out of 9 stages, gains 5:03 on FishHmmm
>>142950014>Oh please dieu non. Not ze carbohydratés. Whaire eez mon white bread and cheesé?
Haven't done any exercises at all since last Thursday bike ride.Don't feel like it, what's the point with weakening kidneys and all its negative impact.My hematocrit levels have been declining steadily. Recovery gets worse and worse.
>>142950130Have you talked to your doctor about going on HGH and TRT?
>>142947594>Quietly, in the middle of a charming, freshly watered garden, and while the air was cool, Jarno Widar gave himself up like he had never done before.
>>142950130you need to die so the rest of us can make it
>>142950130how did you damage them in the first place?
>>142950130You mean to say you suffer from anemia? That's exactly what EPO was invented for.
>>142950130EPO and TRT time
>>142950175As a matter of fact the 'new EPO' dope that twitterturds have been talking about after the tour is all chronic kidney disease medication to treat anemia. Tailor made for >>142950130
Not excited for the nu-Volta. Actually the real Volta this year was the Tour de France
>>142950130soothes the unsettled mind innit
Marc Hirschi what's he up to? Hiding more than Lafay
>>142950288Waiting october to farm italian 1.pro again
>>142950301he's out of contract. he'd want to do more than that
>>142950317He's going to tudor, obviously
>>142950317Tudor connection has been confirmed by unconfirmed sources months ago
>>142946587true knowers would know that Healy has always been /fa/
>>142950357The ugly's man cope
>>142946587benny hill's always been a queer dresser knowers know this from years ago
the nerds are spitting some theories
>>142950403no serious rider or team would try this. not the same as doping at all. so much worse
>>142950403Reddit's brightest.
Made a stupid team in 15 seconds not going to win it anyway who gives a shit
>>142950403first 100 km is very low or rather low intensity anyways this post in nonsense
>>142950403Nevermind my previous post I just remembered MOVISTAR (I HATE them) doing this exact thing in 2015 https://youtu.be/TrOcB_1kVoQ?si=Ut4OFhAFjqI7DSSfWhy are you trying to hide the bike hombre???
>>142950435>not trying because afraid of failingcowardly and lame
>>142948753I shaved the beard today. marginal gains baby
>>142950458Show me your team then
>>142950470do your own homework
>Manuel Valls is riding the Volta
>>142950470I picked mostly /myguys/ but sadly the costs were too high to include them all.
>former first Frenchman in UCI ranking was a retired rider for months>now the first Frenchman is a rider that will be retiring in 11 months
>>142950535Don't worry, the next young star is going to break the curse
>>142950535Who is next in line?
>>142950552>>142950535Once Martinez gets out of the clutches of that old fraud Madiot he will be the next big star.
>>142950600the RAT du Col mar innit
Prologue vinderbud
>Tadej Pogacar says decision not to select girlfriend Urska Zigart helped sway Olympic no-show>nOOOOooooOo YOU MUST DO AS I WANT AND I WANT NEPOTISM NOWlmao what a pussy
Volta
>>142950719Are you going to stay broken for the full year?
>>142950719This, disrespectful to his nation who probably won't get a chance at any medals now. Manchild didn't get his way.
>>142950719it's clear that the national coach has something personal against urska, why else would he not invite the national road and TT champion to the olympics and instead choose a random shitter
>>142950719>>142950719Kings stand for their queens
>>142950719Jonas wont do Olympics until they give a spot to his wife.
>>142950719and Jonas doesn’t do olympics because he’s a loser tadej won two gc’s and a monument he deserves rest
>>142950750The slovenian coach is Pintar's DS in her continental team
>>142950719Please pay attentionBerts already discussed the real reason is much stronger anti-dopage testing
>>142950800yes we concluded that Remco is the clean winner
>>142950806You mean Simon Yates
>>142950719Based Pogi, I would never help traitor fed get medals either
>>142950842Carapaz?
>>142950844Dude wanted some vacations Paris with his GF.
>>142950872Just the usual discrimination aimed at the Latinamerican runners in the peloton. The always wanna keep the sudaca man down
>>142950842embarrassing for Bernal. career is finished
And we're off in PORHTUGAU, only 42 teams made.
>>142950842bernal is in rough shape why is he still racing (its money)
>>142951000He had covid during the race
was hirschi ruined by bald fraud too
26 Jonathan Klever Caicedo22 Mauricio Moreira20 Colin Stüssi16 Scott McGill15 Tyler Stites15 Daniel Babor12 Afonso Eulálio12 José Félix Parra11 Joan Bou11 Artem Nych9 Ander Okamika9 Julius Johansen8 Leangel Rubén Linarez8 Rafael Reis8 Antonio Carvalho6 Alex Molenaar6 Jaume Guardeño5 Frederico Figueiredo5 Tiago Antunes5 Asier Etxeberria5 Sergio Geovani Chumil5 Luis Ángel Maté5 David Delgado5 Mikel Bizkarra4 David Dominguez4 Tomáš Bárta4 Pedro Silva4 Alexandre Montez4 Félix Stehli4 Abner González4 Sergi Darder4 Luís Mendonça4 Abel Balderstone4 Henrique Casimiro4 Jon Agirre4 Samuel Boardman4 Diego Camargo3 Delio Fernández3 Xavier Cañellas3 Joaquim Silva3 Jannis Peter3 Andrey André3 Hugo Scala Jr3 Lukas Rüegg3 Karel Vacek3 Francisco Campos2 Bruno Silva2 João Matias2 Luís Gomes2 Tiago Leal2 Emanuel Duarte2 German Nicolás Tivani2 César Martingil2 Hélder Gonçalves2 Miguel Ángel Fernández2 Unai Aznar2 Francisco Juel Peñuela2 João Martins2 Alexander Konychev2 James Fouché2 Diogo Barbosa1 Diogo Gonçalves1 Gonçalo Carvalho1 Noah Campos1 Jesus Del Pino1 Óscar Cabedo1 Cesar Macias1 Stephen Bassett1 Michal Schlegel1 Keegan Swirbul1 Pablo Carrascosa1 Pedro Pinto1 Andre Carvalho1 Afonso Silva1 Gaspar Goncalves1 Ángel Fuentes1 Rui Carvalho1 Daniel Viegas1 Julen Arriola-Bengoa1 Hugo Aznar1 Edison Alejandro Callejas Santos
>>142951000Did he even try half those cols?
>>142951020we have no information but we know for a fact that Ayuso is still being ruined by the bald fraud
4 ======3 Mauricio Moreira Daniel Babor José Félix Parra Abel Balderstone3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira Scott McGill José Félix Parra3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Scott McGill Afonso Eulálio José Félix Parra3 Mauricio Moreira Colin Stüssi Daniel Babor José Félix Parra3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi Scott McGill Tyler Stites3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi Tyler Stites Ander Okamika3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi Scott McGill Sergi Darder3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira Scott McGill Sergi Darder3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi Artem Nych David Delgado3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Tyler Stites Joan Bou Ander Okamika3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Tyler Stites Joan Bou Jaume Guardeño3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Tyler Stites Ander Okamika Jaume Guardeño3 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi Tyler Stites Joan Bou
2 ======12 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira12 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi11 Colin Stüssi Tyler Stites10 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Scott McGill10 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Tyler Stites3 ======7 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Colin Stüssi Tyler Stites6 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Tyler Stites Joan Bou
5 ======>a whole lot of 2s6 ======2 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira Artem Nych Asier Etxeberria David Delgado Pedro Silva2 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira Scott McGill David Dominguez Alexandre Montez Sergi Darder2 Mauricio Moreira Colin Stüssi Daniel Babor José Félix Parra David Dominguez Abel Balderstone2 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira Artem Nych Asier Etxeberria David Delgado Pedro Silva2 Jonathan Klever Caicedo Mauricio Moreira Scott McGill David Dominguez Alexandre Montez Sergi Darder2 Mauricio Moreira Colin Stüssi Daniel Babor José Félix Parra David Dominguez Abel Balderstone
I couldn't fit CAICEDO in so my cope is that he's going to be a BUST
Bertao in yellow, Bertao lanterne rouge.>>142951099Same, he will SURELY underpeform.
>went to see inigo twitter to see if he said anything about pogi's win>nothing, but that annoucment about a paper in MDPI journalTopest kek dude really is a fraud. Maybe mou is right after all
>>142951021Barbosa chads will express their inherent superiority
>>142951128anyone who bases their marketing on mitochondria is surely a fraud of the highest magnitudeCf. TSATSOULINE pavel
my boy Camargo will shock the world in the passes
>>142951128Now that's a thorough reviewing process
>>142951194unlike navel gazing m*th autists, the life scientists actually have to produce results in a meaningful time frame
>>142951191Leading out caicedo
>>142951227I have both of them
>>142951194holy shit, that's lightning fast
>>142951224No one is reviewing your paper in 10 days, no matter the discipline
>>142951279I am not even reviewing Bert's post in 10 days
Berts and BertinasWe live in PORTUGAL
>>142951303Stop sending my reminders to spam you lazy fuck
a Bert is getting interviewed by Portuguese Hannah
>>142951340damn...Bert must have corpulence index of at least 13 cm/kg^3
It finally arrived:The final solution to clean me bike parts.
>>142951378The ultimate autism productThere is no coming back
>>142951378can you fit your whole [spoiler]oval[/spoiler] chainring in there?
>>142951378friend of mine has the same. good buy.
>>142951378seconding the chainring questionprobably not no? At least not a big one
>>142951413
Bertão looking sharp
>>142951436
>Colin STÜSSI
>>142951415>>142951435Should be enorme enough to even submerge my old 54 chainring there.Will report back with pics later, still some more waging from home todo.
>>142951340I think that's the Portuguese Prudhomme.
>>142951378supreme cyclismo autismbased
Sabgal / Anicolor will fight at the slopes but this guy's fight is already lost
>>142951583yep the pot is deeper than it looked at first glance should be fine
>>142951658dudes berting so hard he should just shave
>>142951658>>142951685holy norwood
And we are OFF with the first runner swallowing his first meters, it's Tiago LEAL, a MASSIVE VELOBUST from 2023 volta.>EULALIO 16:51>STUSSI 17:34> NYCH 17:45>MOREIRA 18:02>CAICEDO 18:10>DEL PINOT 18:11>RHEISH 18:19
Toni CARVALHO looks morbidly obese
>>142951378>>142951583>>142951659Old 170mm crank with 52T.
>>142951123A loyal bertão and a spanish bertão.
>>142951774shiny
portuguese is so funny, it's like a serious spanish, or maybe spanish is like a singing portuguese
>>142951864It sounds like they have a lisp (the speech impairment)
>>142951933very nice and fanow I'm hungry
Seems like we will have a successful breakaway for once in Belgium
>>142951933looking good sourbert. btw I tried making pizza dough with my sourdough starter just for shits, but it won't rise. I did like 100g of starter for 650 flour and 60% hydration. And in my eternal laziness I used the mixer. I usually put it in the fridge to rise over 3-5 days. I made it monday but so far it's sitting in the fridge and nothing, it's ded right? how do i troubleshoot this thing? Should I just autolyze it over 12-24h?
>>142947900was that even a serious race, i found nothing on pcs
>>142952028it's a fake race.
waar san sebastian startlist?
Thank god German Eurosport commentators don't feature these troon freaks. I can't stand hearing that disgusting pdf file talk. Ambient Sound it is.
>>142951021>2 James FouchéWe are brothers
>>142952020with sourdough I'd let it have longer at room temp I think; I haven't done pure sourdough pizza dough in a while, usually I'll do a mix of my starter and yeasttry going up to 70% hydration for your pizza dough, too
>>142952041it's later this year so not yet
>>142951540Imagine planning your holidays so you don't have to watch Colin Stüssi. What did rusbert mean by this?
>>142952028lad it's one of those scripted post tour criteriums
>>142952094only a couple weeks, most WT races have the big names set by then
>>142952125that's absolutely not true, the actual startlists are revealed barely 4 days before the race nowadays
Wake me when MOLENAAR wins the stage
>>142952093thanks, i'll feed the monster and try it tonight
>>142952120It's a scandal.And who's gonna make all the webms too?I can only make webms from streams where you can seek back in time and Volta is not one of them
42 year old Carlos Oyarzun best time so far
>>142952124>>142952040is it at least fun to watch?anyway, all over the news here, is why I am asking...
>>142952124Why does Pogi even participate like we're in the 70s. He already earns 6 mil + bonuses + sponsors
>>142952028>bert discovers criterium’s
>>142952178Enjoy your sleep for it appears team Illes Balears Arabay Cycling Team are riding on normal bikes rather than TT ones
>>142952212it's fun to go to and get drunk and see your heroeslast year there was a fun stream though with some absolutely smashed presenter
>>142952212they’re fun because you get shitfaced and watch the heroes of the tour ride in circles around your town
>>142947900just put the feet of the girl on the right in my mouth already
>>142952242haha nice, we have ski jumping for that
Aleksandr Grigorev is rusbertyou didn't hear it from me
New juraj just dropped
>>142952213UAE team pretty poor at developing revenue. they don't have the ketone shilling machine and still rely on boomer economy things.
Grigorev first rider to go under 7 minutes
>>142952213free money and have some fun, dude gets flown in on a private jetnot everyone has to hide on teide 9 months a year
>>142952289the left one is superior
>>142952350All women are beautiful
>>142952213dude's get to do 1hour ride 50k, what's not to like?
>>142952213zigger forces him to
>>142952383I read that it was close to 100k to get him
>>142952411Litteraly free money
>>142952394Russians have nothing to do with it.
Nice/Nizza to host the winter Olympics 2030. And there's still no CX at the Olympic games.
I am so excited for Olympic ciclismo. It's going to be so fucking stupid I can't wait. 20 riders will be dropped in the first 45 minutes and then we'll have a 60 man peloton trying to organize themselves for 5 hours
>>142952369easily and provably falsewhy lie?
>>142952568the real entertainment is the women's, that is peak retardation
fig with the hand brace, it's ogre
>>142952369only the beautiful ones are women
>>142952687Broke his arm at the nationals apparently. Really unlucky, this route could be good for him. I doubt he'll ever win the Volta now, sadly... 2022 should have been his
>>142952716Ipso facto... all women are beautiful
>>142952749all on BIG moreira it is
ffs, there is ciclismo going onno singing though, hmm
does anyone have the link with the live updated prologue times from last year?
>>142952716that's more nonsense
I will be a Streckenposten for the Deutschland Tour.
>>142952811This? https://www.volta-portugal.com/classificacoes/classificacoes-oficiosas-em-directo/
>>142952871thanks brother, for some reason I couldn't find it on the site
>>142950842froome tdf winning watts not even getting you in the top 5 nowadays
Is r*nning better for backpain?
>>142952902stretch and do heavy kettlebell swings
>>142952895even Gee would have left him in the dust
>>142952893
>>142952902yeah running is a great way to get backpain
UNO X stronk
Hoelgaard wins by running jimmy janssen johnson of his wheel
Reminder to switch to RTP Internacional during ads
>>142952921what you mean "even" GEE ?he is on the natty podium of tdf and deserves the according respect
shouldve been in the tour
>>142952991he's a carbon monoxider so he's definitely not clean
Is cycling the only sport where being better than the athletes of 10, 20 or 30 years ago is seen as suspicious and abnormal
>>142952895froome was a mediocre cyclist in a shit era
>>142952902better do core/pilates
>>142953036you can thank the media for that
>>142953007are you implying that every bert whom indulged in the huffing of a single brap is forever to be classified a dirty dopeur?
>>142953036I can't think of others. I think the doping scandals attracted a lot of people that mainly wants to complain about doping and care less about what the sport is about.
Our boy Julius is off
>>142953047What should I look for in pilate?
Froome walled earlier than british slags.
>>142953036I don't know if people started beating those roided throwing number records from the cold ward I'd be suspicious too
>>142953054braps are methane
cant say methane without meth
>>142953073attractive women mainly
>>142951021>2 Diogo BarbosaI hope my fellow Barbosa picker also only picked him because of the t. Alberto Barbosa memes
julius that rat beard ain't aero
julius heeming grigorev
>>142953128Looks like it is very much.
>>142953126Diogo is somehow even funnier than Alberto
>>142951136>>142953126
Stüssi is also on the road now
damn stussi looking slow as fuck
>>14295319917 secs behind Johansen at the intermediate
25. Welser Innenstadtkriterium live in 20 minutes>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH35KCirX2M
>joaquim silva doing goodI still remember him betraying me last year
Nuclear Nych time
So it turns out the Olympics Time Trials pass in front of my place. Might actually watch these fuckers pass by on saturday.
Just googled out NYCH speaking Portuguese, I always find it interesting how guys speak languages that are exotic for them.Doesn't seem like he speaks it very well but the Russian accent fits in perfectly.
>>142953381Oliveira looking good
>>142953381>even the very front of their house is not guaranteed to be close enough for yuroids to attend a bike race in personlet me guess, you pay for a tv loiscence?
my boy artem flying like a boolet
>>142953452Same intermediate time as Stussi, not that great desu
>>142953411>reading comprehension >you
>>142953464yes well he looks faster more aero and pro, Julius
>>142953036athletics has a bit of that too. when usain bolt first came on there was a lot of doping discussion. long distance running of recent years has a lot of dopng involved, but people got distracted by the shoe tech.
Nych not good, it's all on Big Moreira and REIS now
Pogacar is clean because he wouldn't take anything that harms his health
>>142953073form
Pogacar doesn't care about ethics and morals only his health idk that's kinda dumb
Poogacunt is using helium in his tyres like sure it isn't technically banned but is it moral?
Holy shit, almost murdered that Abner GONZALEZ who had a technical and both guys stormed out of the team car, the driver too, without pulling the handbrake, and car just rolled towards them.
Kek, Abner Gonzalez with a mechanical, losing heaps of time
I don't wish death on poogacunt it's too low hanging fruit but I do with aggressive debilitating bulimia on his first born daughter
>dog
He is here
>>142953643damn govekar got old
Big Moreira 10 down at inter.
>>142953666belgian ultras always present
Impressive, Abner not even last
was actually sent a copy of the psychiatrist assessment and she not only got half of the things I told her wrong she also described me as a dribbling spastic in the assessment, nasty stuff in there. Wtf I'm not even that bad, shan't be taking her zombie serum neither that'll show her. might also make a complaint
>>142953777why doesn't the uk just euthanize their spastics like canada
CAICEDO on par with your STUSSI, NYCH, EULALIO but faltered towards the end.
Good ride by Caicedo
>>142953036I guarantee there will be much squeaking when pic related records are broken (albeit it's only >women)
Inter:REISH at 3STITES at 6
>>142953899only troons can break a troonish record.
REISH first.STITES 3rd at 7''
BIG negative split by REIS as he goes fastest
Damn, that was close
Fucking Fouche 4th, didn't want to oversaturate with quick guys so he went out for me.
BIG news from Team V-LAB. Thomas GLOAG is coming out of hiding for the Grand Tour of Czechoslovakia.Maybe our very own Bertaček can verify he has not been replaced by an imposter.
>>142953810like really nasty demeaning stuff she said about me, not on. might just have a massive schizo meltdown to spite her.
>>142954122We've got a severe case on our hands Berts...
imagine if I just like killed myself that'd show them right???
>>142954199that'd just prove her right bruv
aww don't kill yourself. read some books and get lost in puzzles.
>>142954310https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJ-hBbsaC8for real man
my life is just a rick and morty episode
>>142954505repetitively dull. yeah we know
>>142954286ze germans nominal @100
>>142954286>Top half finish
>volta runners just did 5kph OVER pog's Nice performancewhen is doping ever going to stop?
>>142954563don't fucking start on rick and morty that's where I draw the line.
Is there any reason I can't run an R8100(12 speed) with an 11speed chain/cassette? Might be fuckery with the width of the chainrings being too small?
>>142954945I mean the 12 speed cranks with 11 speed cassette
>>142954286>8thI picked a literal meme teamOther Velogoomblers in shambles
they should make a rick and morty cycling episode
>>142954199If you pretend to be crazy long enough, you ARE crazy
>>142954968Pro teams did it when supply of 12 speed parts was very limited. Lots of chain drops happened. You risk getting shimano'd.
Elsasstour stream. they are doing a TTT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGO_aFOKjEE
>>142955228Have you ever had a meltdown? Catharsis is the best emotion ever. Basking in a pool of metaphorical slurry after you tore your life into pieces is exhilarating. I don't know if it's the anticipation of a new start or the emotional outburst but I personally enjoy it. Try it sometime bert, it might change your life.
doing a TTT with 2 riders. lol.
>>142955549Isn't there a minimum? Or did they write in some mechanics on the startlist again
>>142955589I have no idea what they are doing, but the TTT seems to be split with teams sending 2 groups of either 3 or 2 riders together and not the whole team. let me call this ITTT.
>>142939719New thread when
>>142955642I'm on it
>>142955642bertaczek just posted, so I let him do it. if he's not at home then belgebert said he would like to make one.
ok
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