Bert Julius editionCurrent and upcoming races:22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro24.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>142939719
Word around the /cyc/ office is that suissebert is due for a BIG quarterly bonus for his new thread initiative
I thought picking Reis was a nobrainer, but /cyc/ loves big moreira.
remco
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85th Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)Stage 1Anadia (Sangalhos) - Miranda do Corvo (Observatorio Vila Nova)158.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/startlistRoadbook and Livestats:https://www.volta-portugal.com/etapas/1%C2%AA-etapa/Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/RTP/RTP Internacionalhttps://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtpinternacional16:00 CET
Czech Tour (2.1)Stage 1Prostějov - Ostrava 151.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2024/startlistLivestats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2024/stage-1/liveRoadbook:https://www.czechtour.com/files/2024/07/ct-race-guide-2024_final.pdfStreams:youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPdTff4li0k15:30 CET
>>142955907I didn't pick him because we're hitting the rampas immediately this year so I stacked on GC riders
Ethias-Tour de Wallonie (2.Pro)Stage 4Verviers - Herve188.51kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-wallonie/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-wallonie/2024/stage-4/liveRoadbook:https://www.trworg.be/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Guide_Technique_Ethias_TourdeWallonie2024_HD.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Proximus16:30 CET
>>142955808RARE and BASE edition
HYBRID THEORY (1999) now that was a Burger Hours
>>142955808He looks Scandi or Dutch
>>142956259It's much worse
>>142956272What is he doing in our precious Slavic Kingdom of Portugal???
>>142956289testing new dopage for Jonas
>>142956289Runners come to Portugal to sing and restart their careers. There have been MANY successful stories such as WHELAN or TOLHOEK
101st Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika (1.1)Ordizia - Ordizia165.7kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/prueba-villafranca/2024/startlist/startlistLivestats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/prueba-villafranca/2024/result/liveStreams:Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/live/g5g5OF48Yfs
>>142956289>Portugal>Slavic
Hello /cyc/, ya seethe?
>>142956371yeshonorary slavic if we are being precise
>>142956349Made for Jefferson Alveiro CEPEDA HERNANDEZ
ok, that's done for tomorrow, so I can for a BIG ride tomorrow. I won't do those for junior and girls races. Princess Anna Vasa Tour simply isn't the The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand.
>>142956391imagine doing the impossible and such a weak ass crowd show upcringe effort from the slovenian people ngl
>>142956371Portugal is Slavic and Belgium is Med. We've been over this
>>142956416This is the Neverlands
>>142956405Anna Vasa Tour gonna be wlodarczykwinslolAlternatively this polish superstar might winhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/meis-poland
>order food>arrives in 20 minutes>check again after 5 minutes>arrives in 47 minutes
>>142956349Jan CHRISTEN will get his 2nd pro win hereor a UAE 1-2-3
>>142956349forgot to add the time. it's full coverage starting from 10:00 CET.
>>142956464Don't EVER order food you retard
>According to Revista Mundo Ciclistico, Daniel Felipe Martínez recently heard from his team Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe that he will ride the Vuelta a España next month. That round starts on Saturday, August 17. To optimally prepare for the Vuelta, he would skip the Olympic time trial in Paris next Saturday. Martínez would report to France next week to ride the road race together with Santiago Buitrago.>Antena2 has heard other information in the Martinez case. Administrative problems are said to have occurred, which prevented the 28-year-old climber from traveling to France on time. According to an Antena2 journalist, Martínez has surrendered his passport to the Canadian embassy, because the diptych in Québec and Montreal is on his program, and he has not yet received his passport. That would be the reason why he has to miss the time trial, but can ride the road race on Saturday, August 3.Canada let this man GO
What if Zakito the Bull wins la Vuelta?
>>142956532im gonna order slop and there is nothing you can do about it
>>142956576>funding pakisTrue dane
>>142956576I know you have 6 different kinds of fish and a brick of dry bread right now, eat that
wtf STITES aged torty years in last couple months
>>142956464>>142956576>ordering foodas we say "Selbst ist der Mann!"
Our Bert Julius is dining good tonight
>>142956670is that his doctor next to him?
>>142956670>podium thotsliterally feasting tonight, all night!
>>142956464serves you right, it's the middle of the week, unless there's a special reason just fucking cook something, it's better for your health, your finances and even your taste buds unless you are retarded and can't cook
>Prime headline on most popular czech newspaper is article about CO2 sniffing
>>142956748it's just COHuffing pure CO2 would be torture
>>142956609i got chinese food>>142956651no>>142956734timer was fucked, delivery guy is on his way right now
>>142956666Having a full time job and a family and then managing to get this fat is impressive desu
czechem team presentation photospierre baguette without SaganIsrael sending their academy team this year without Kris Frum, but with Itmar Einhorn
>>142956798post photo
>>142956914dude looks 5 years younger since his victory
>>142956912
>>142956972what being away from Marion Rousse for a month does to a man.
>>142956992prime slop
>>142956992Disgusting sloppa
imagine being a netflix jumbo fan, but not spending the money to be up-to-date on visma lease a bike gear.
>>142956942Jersey is such a down grade
>>142957004man I'd love to see him do an old fashioned allah attaque on montmarte for the victory
>>142956992looks good don't listen to the haterseat big to ride big
>>142956942>>142956992
>>142957025>t. "look i make cloudy dogshit soup with soggy vegetables and overcooked meat"
>>142957137kek, even looks like it's real
>>142956992>d*nish "cuisine"really, really grim
>>142956992looks ok
>>142957204what
>>142957226Looks grim
>cute lady was sitting on my wheel for ~10km>didn't realise because I autistically had headphones in and was holding steady tempo>only noticed when I had to cross the bike lane and leave it, so I looked behind me>she smiled, said thanks (I assume), sped up and passed meCan women have autism?
>>142957226>d*nish reading comprehensionquite grim indeed
>>142957276Puck Moonen has autism
>>142957276I knew she was sitting on my wheel because I passed her much earlier because she was noticeably slower
>>142957297That's right. Denmark is rightful chinese clay.
what wrong with you bertsits just noodles, beef, vegetables and sauce
looks really weird when the German NC isn't a rider from Bora.
>>142957325one of those american flags lives off coffee and rice paper rolls
>>142957204You can go into virtually any café in Copenhagen and get a 8/10 meal that'll look really pretty for instapage don't worry bro just come visit, we even have burgers. All the guys in this thread are from J*tland. In the countryside you're stuck with slop
someone please post some proper (homecooked) noodle dish to mog this clown
>>142957342who's the fucking tank?
>>142957357>homemade noodle dishdoesn't exist
>>142957372>fresh noodles don't exist in the shambling village of denmarkoh no no no no
>>142957372>No Fresh Noodles out on the Jutish heath fields
>>142957325That's even worse, having to order FUCKING NOODLES!Just noodles!
>>142957355fuck you faggot dont EVER call me a jyde again
>>142957403i was lazy okaysomething i KNOW (you) understand
>>142957425Teutonbert is a glutton but he is NOT lazy
it would be different if you had ordered SIX pounds of FRESH pasta with kilos of BEEF and RARE spices
>>142957445being a glutton you need to be lazy
>>142957468No, they are two separate sins. You should watch SEVEN (1995) again
>>142957425Indeed, sometimes (Me) is no better.You wanna improve, right?But (You) still have to be mocked about this.I mean NOODLES. If I'm craving big sloppa, I just order BIG from my native italian or native thai.Fuck, I am hungry now.
Nothing wrong with ordering noodles. Just part a meal, a succulent chinese meal. Here's some of my previous slop
>>142957572Much better
>>142957572get your hands of my bidon
>>142957519no good thai place where i livealso all the "italien" places are run by muslimsthis chinese place i ordered from is family owned and actually run by asian people so i would rather place my money there
>>142957612I was told I could squeak
Thos profiles on the official site and on PCS differ a bit. I thought it was much flatter looking at the official site while I am accustomed to looking at PCS and less on Bertollo's.But the PCS ones always seem to exaggerate more, so maybe I am not farked.
>>142957711Ah yes, I see that you know your noodles well.
>>142957762it's pretty much the same route every year and those climbs are no joke atleast they won't get blasted with heat
>>142957711Berts and Bertinas this is Dopage manifest
In all honesty though Danish food selection in supermarkets is abhorrent. Pure trash. I remember this guy on tv referred to us as Europe's asshole. Apparently Danish people are so stingy when it comes to groceries, we only get the cheapest shit available. The type of trash they can't sell anywhere else, we get it.Our meat is from Poland, our fruit is from Morocco and Italy (trust us, it's organic!). I went to Sweden a month ago and their grocery stores are like castles compared to our shit.
Anyone watch rick and morty?
>>142957835I played the voltagoombling once, last year when I still had little idea of what I was doing but I remember the climbs being proper, as for the official profiles the count is 3 mountains, 2 hilly, 4 sprints + prologue and a TT.Not so clear cut when you look at exaggerated profiles.
>>142957612And you sir? Are you waiting to receive my mouldy bidon?
how good this guy looks after that obese dauphiné
Remco be like: zoom
>>142957995nice legs. Reis-esque
>>142958032meanwhile pogi has those soft meaty legs
>>142957519yo gluttonbert just how many burgerinos have you been ingesting lately
>>142958172The time of the soft legs is over.The time of the wattmonster is now.
>>142958210holy based but I do wonder how much these guys spend on tailored pants outside of cycling
>>142958172more gains yet to come. imagine him on ving skeletor training
>>142958204Me lazy lately, last time was about a month ago:Homemade Zinger with Cheese.And homemade Mayo oc.
>mfw a new rick and morty season is announced
>>142958364>homemade burgerbastejust the one ?
>>142958364looks nice and not even sloppy
>>142958315I am not that big but I think I have measured 80cm last time I felt like it - he is probably a meter or so - and I really can't buy comfy pants or shorts, I had to default to burger sizing and have everything Carhartt plus a few stretchy items from the Fjallraven meme - the comfiest shit I have.There is literally no well fitting sizing for me in regular shops, tops or bottoms. But since I have my manufacturers and sizes I haven't entered a clothing shop since many years.He has to surely either buy some skateboarding pants or everything bespoke.
could he do it in a polish 1.2 race?
>>142958364Noice, now I have to go take a bite of kiełbasa.
Only rick and morty fans will get it
>>142958488no
>>142958488Don't think so, no.
Interlude and quick boastpost between rick and morty posts
>>142958394A shitton.
>>142958523Who won?
>>142958638do you use batter or dry+wet dredge?
>>142958769the eternal grande
>>142958597shizobrit?
>>142958799Dry and dredge, just batter was too thin.
>>142958871I was shocked to be honest but I was training with me dad and he was doing 30 seconds, I chased him by 3 or so seconds caught and past him he did 800. He's hes so fucking strong for his age, but ain't no way I'm letting my dad beat me. Pb was 850ish until the other day, 1 minute is about 650ish. Nothing particular good but a good off season and I'll be back to e12 nats like as a junior
>>142958920Ah.I use dry (flour+baking powder+spices), then wet (beaten egg+sriracha) then panko breadcrumbs.
>>142958638
>>142958475You'd beat most track runners then (though the measurements here are done seated (unflexed), not standing).
Showing my mum the pickle rick episode but she don't give a fuck
fucks sake in addition to bike stuff the sale algos now suggest me anti berting meds
>>142959136>73.5Oh lawd
My athletes foot caused this dry crevice between the two last toes of my left foot. this shit is killing me. aside from putting iodine every morning and evening there's none that I can do. Not really a bother while I pedal though so that's good
>>142959013>I use dry (flour+baking powder+spices), then wet (beaten egg+sriracha) then panko breadcrumbs.Basically that, but without breadcrumbs. Just a bit flour.Egg is really essential, and Sriracha too. But had to limit the Sriracha dosage because of female squeaking.
>>142959199How'd he do it brosHow did he get away with it
Only fellow mortists get it
>>142959136Looks like a ~70 when sitting, loose, without pulling on the meter.
da fuck is wrong with b*its
>>142959395Don't you like rick and morty? I am a fan
>>142959395They all died in the warsWhat's left is the bottom of the barrel
>>142958830He was the only runner here to make it to WT
week 4 ITT of the tour de france. nobody told pogi and jonas about it?
BIG Moreira looks dangerously lean
>>142959537Lars van den berg is WTMalecki was WT I think
Nothing wrong with ordering even though cooking is obviously better Today I came home tired and lazy so I ordered Indian food, a cuisine I can make a few dishes in but am not totally versed yetYeah it was expensive but sometimes you can treat yourself
>>142959579Lars is a FDJ jobber and Malecki was on Lotto for 2 seasons
>>142959590Just eat some cod or tilapia
>>142959649Ok? So your post was wrong
>>142959672Don't reply to me again
>>142959576I would pop a stiffy in me bibs
>>142959682Make me bitch
>>142959684Portuguese men are desensitized to Beauty, it exists everywhere in their paradise.
Jumping on a train to Georgetown now, going to see TWISTERS (2024) in a few hours
I'll take British lunatics over American wastes of space anytime , complete insanity can be more interesting than boring plain moronity
>>142959791jonas assessing pog's body fat level and quivering in fear at the unrealized potential still to be unleashed
>>142959791the fuck
>>142959791ehh, based no hoverhand jonashmm
>>142959747>boring plain moronitySaid this for a few weeks now they're plain and say whatever they think will be popular. So fucking boring. Ironically that's what chinks are like and they seem them as their nemesis.
I like americhumps but I think they should embezzle their post styles with a little more pizaz. I want to be excited when I see an american post but right now I'm just deflated.
>>142959887That smiley tattoo is crazy. I know it's related to his gabber past but it's so retarded still
>>142956714>>142956670do you get to eat those afterwardswhat kind of eating?
>>142960432Cunnilingus I believe is the implyed joke
>>142956416whole event was very cringe sadly, only pog and his rapper friend saved it from a time to timeactually the stupid sport journo wanted pog to rap and the other guy saved himi felt all sweaty of cringe after watching halfway through it and it's like coldest day in three weeks...
Barry Bonds doesn't ride his bike much anymore. Mostly plays golf
>>142960609you really need a bigger square that can fit more people
>>142960508not badmy first thought after seeing the picrel was that it's another podium with a gender reassigned winner, but the girls look way too happy for that
Jonas Vingegaard is the one true, clean winner of the 2024 Tour De France.
>>142960751BASED
If I see a public manual water pump like this in France, and there's no sign saying "potable" but no sign saying "non potable" either, is that drinkable water?
I work for the CIA and have hacked Tadej Pogacars doping regimen AMA
>>142960729it's hopeless as we would soon run out of people to fill the square anyways
>>142960782what is his secret, what is he taking that improves someone by 12% over one season
>>142960777>free waterStop with the antisemitism
>>142960782don't believe this guy pog is clean -actual cia
i miss him already
OFFICIAL Czech Tour GC /bet/>Storer 3>Higuita 5.5>Ulissi 6.5>Allah 8>Staune-Mittet 8>Leknessund 9>Double 13>Pickering 21>Hirschi 23>Brenner 23>Voisard 23>Bowman 29...>Vader 81>Gloag 126>Otruba 201>August 301>Kopecky 751
lol, lmao even
>>142960806the truth is even more bizarre than you would ever imaginethe actual doping regimen is a mixture of perfluorocarbon injection during racing, recombinant DNA gene therapy expressing the PGC-1α gene with lactate blockers (Metformin) during off season with EPO, HGH and test microdosing for build phase. How does he get away with this? He doesn't. Tadej Pogacar is actually an identical twin to Bert Pogacar. Both are somewhat gifted cyclists but it was chosen that Bert Pogacar be the race horse with this extensive doping program, all actual testing is done on Tadej. They usually hide Bert Pogacar in the mattresses they carry around or in the unique washing machines, some of which are fake and empty where one or the other hides.
>Camarades et amitié (Tour de France, Tour de France)https://youtu.be/uYFHfKX7_ew?si=ugS5EtUmxNUFXTLN&t=22
>>142960973Okay this is a better ameriplop post and I cracked a smile reading it keep up the good work bjert
>>142960973basedso this explains a lot, bert pogi is actually the big pogi and tadej pogi is the small (tamau) pogialways seemed the guy racing is somewhat bigger than the other stunt/frontman guy
>>142961297Yeah, but what it actually is I believe unironically is testosterone and growth hormone in recent years. Still young enough to develop and boy did he. Generally you don't develop so much when you're elite endurance sport into your mid 20's unlike other sports because it nukes hormones. But not our poogi! It's so obvious.
rain the entire day in Paris saturday for the TT
>>142961358pog just didn't train hard. pure talent. lesser men just can't appreciate talent and superiority
>>142957939To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Knew this lad was the murderer as soon as I saw that bike, Only a menace would ride such a monstrosity.
found this old picture of 2020 OLholy fuck Remco was fat
>>142956942>my legs already hurtwisniowski fraudulent
>>142956992
Lmao, Martin squeaking about the heavy Look bikes.But really, 7.7 kg is disgustingly heavy topkek.And that is without a powermeter.
I wanna go for the short cranks meme but all the R7000 and R8000 165m are sold out
>Canadian wildfire smoke completely smothering my city and making it impossible to ride outdoors Why are Canadians like this?
is fishboy doing the la vuelta?
>>142962912no
>>142961935how tall are you165mm feel real weird
>>142962422now that's what the fuck I'm talmbout
>>142962956makes no sense, he'd blow everyone up with the nuclear performance he's been putting on
>>142963169It's Roglic time bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRsYbb8rWoEburgerhours
>>142963186rog would be fishboys bitch once again easy, that'd be hella funny actually. I hope Kuss beats him up at least, that'd be hilarious
>>142963186he's definitely not going with that fractured spine
Just came home from the kinographie, Twisters is pretty good but nothing special, Glen Powell is a movie star he reminds of Tom Cruise in Color of Money or Cocktail. Got home late because a lot of trains aren't running on account of the massive protests in town
>>142961903Just think he wanted to let the world know he doesn't ride with power meter.Also the bike weighs 7.4kg fully assembled from what I can find online so ks he weighing it with a full bidon?
>>142966291Just wanted to shit on the sponsors before leaving
>>142966501To the giants of performance FDJLmao
>>142966585This transfer makes 0 sens
>>142966635Maybe he gets along with Gaudu
>>142965490#not my president
>>142966680I think they'll send it to giro/Vuelta to farm top 15
>>142966680The philosopher and the old zoomer twitch streamer. Quite the duo
>it's another Slovenia vs Denmark episodethis time in ladies handball. I'm getting quite tired of this matchup.
>>142961271>32 BMI
Who will be UAE vuelta leader assuming no pogi? Current PCS start list has many candidates
>>142967030Yates and allmeida. Ayuso is punished so no Vuelta, and del Toro is still young so he'll dometisque
>>142967030Either Yates or Almeida. Ayuso for total chaos mode.
>>142967030Achooso has the honor, but I don't know if elite has the right in his contract to start at least as the co-leader.
Cyc should apply for humoring some clinicaly retarded shcizos
>>142962965We should all ride on 150mm like track cyclist in the 1980s did
EYOB pas normal in Indonesia
>>142961935Why?Because Pogi?
>>142967296Pog is on 172.5mm now. Having shorter cranks causes your hip flexor so extend less with the pedal stroke and it does make a difference. This should be relative to height anyway. When I first got my bike I was on 175mm and switching to 165 really did a comfort different during long rides and during intense efforts. If they manufactured smaller I'd probably try 155-150mm to see how it's like. 172.5 to 175mm are just industry standards anyway, there's no biomechanic study behind it
WE LIVE IN PAIS VASCOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5g5OF48Yfs
>>142967322>172.5 to 175mm are just industry standards anywayThat's what I don't get. I have always been on 170mm, and only tried longer crank arms and found them to be uncomfortable.Even small frame sizes now come with 172.5 and not with 170mm.Granted, 165mm also helps some chute merchants to corner.Also, don't you need more power with shorter cranks?(shorter lever arm --> more power for the same torque)Or you can use a smaller gear to achieve the same torque while pedaling faster...
>>142967412as per usual: pedal harder
Excuse me I am in Spain and have NOT been PATTT. I demand an executive summary of the last week (including post ITT squeaking) and I also request an extension to making my Volta teamBertina was alarmed when I was suddenly panicked at dinner last night at 1145pm (because these people think this is a reasonable hour to eat) when I realized the Volta had begun
>>142967485No to all
Just go harder works everytime.I still have deadlift and squat technique issues, want to have it dialed in before I move up with the weight.But I watch "my favorite youtubers" and their technique is also just so-so, they simply go hard and power through.So I went and powered through a set of weight I am usually ending with a single, because it becomes uncomfortable and awkward with the technique.And nothing hurts, I feel the growing sensation, can't wait to go again.Just pedal harder.
>Be in Spain on group trip>My friend arranged a road cycling day in the mountains with a local guide>Five of us agree out of the group>Four show up wearing jerseys, chamois, and road shoes >Last guy (a Pajeet) shows up in basketball shorts and designer dress sneakers from Prada or something >Store owner looks him over and offers him an ebike since he's obviously out of element >Turns out there was a miscommunication and we don't have a tour booked, just bikes >Owner says there is another tour starting soon with just one guy who arranged it and he will see if that guy is ok with us joining >The guy rolls up and he's a legit 2m physical specimen with SWorks Tarmac SL8>He takes one look at our raggedy ass crew including the Pajeet and refuses
>>142967505Ego lifting is incredibly retarded. Do the proper movement
>>142967412Well in my case I switched from 50/34 at 175 to 52/36 at 165 because I was aware of that possible torque issue so it didn't really change much. You'd have to do some research online on the effects of crank length at the same gearing. But the hip and knee comfort gain makes it worth a try alone
>>142956247Hybrid Theory and Meteora have gotten me through many rape sessions in the dark of winter.
>>142967532>He takes one look at our raggedy ass crew including the Pajeet and refusesbased
>>142967546You sure it isn't a saddle too high issue instead of crank arm too long?
>>142967532>We make best of it and owner recommends an easy local route that we can guide ourselves >I'm most experienced cyclist so agree to lead group>Load route into my Wahoo and set off>We are stopping every two blocks for Pajeet to catch up, figure he's having a mechanical>Someone gets on his ebike and does a few loops to make sure it's ok (it is)>It takes us legit 45 minutes to go 8km to start of country roads because he's so fucking slow>At the 8km mark, he appears to have bonked and has to be brought into shade and given all our water >While people are deciding what to do with him, I review route more closely>I realize route has a 5km stretch on a 6 lane highway with no shoulder or bike lane >We decide to take Pajeet back, drop him off>We fuck around on a littl flat coastal path and go to a bar and get drunk and eat barbecued fish5 hour ride, 38km
>>142967572If I don't put a show up on the tv, it's either techno or DnB for me to get me through a proper rape sesh.
>>142967590No I took some time to dial my saddle in perfectly so as to not have any knee pressure due to a low saddle but no knee overextension due to a high saddle. The pedal stroke going over the top just always felt bad on a 175. And having a tall inseam relative to general height made it that I were always destined to have a lower positioned body on the bike so I needed something to alleviate and open my hip flexors
>>142967606got any good sets? quite bored of the usual mid-2000s dnb I listen to
>>142967532>>142967601KEK, fucking amerisharts
>>142967123ayuso will instigate a chute thermonucléaire, laugh a bit and win the red
>>142967606>tfw going to rearrange my apartment this winter so the tv is in the rape room>>142967636I'm not really an EDM connoisseur but I do quite like most genres, mostly house - and youtube gives me pretty good mixes as suggestions. Imagine you'd get some good DnB also.
>>142967690Actually the Pajeet was the only non-American (from Yorkshire which I believe is in England iirc)
>>142967412for me the advantage of shorter crank is how much more comfortable it is when you're on the drops trying to get aero, everything else I stop noticing after an hour
>>142967706It's over for England, as usual
>>142967636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wL2o5mICTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-oa8Ji0iqA
>>142967636look up Brisk God on spotify it’s liquid/breakcore dnb very smooth
>Strava confirmed that Pogacar is now the most followed athlete on the platform, taking the crown from Wout van Aert, with a following of 728,087 people.Add it to the 2out list
>>142967542I don't mean ego lifts, I never maxed out, I mean pushing through while struggling to keep proper form but still not crumbling.I may never do stuff with Klokov form, I may have to concede my squats will have too much bend forward and will be half-goodmornings, my deadlifts will always have too much ass shooting up and bad foot plant.Just lift harder and get a stronger lower back.
>>142967636Noisia Lowlands 2022: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GU5fLh9mbkNetsky 2010 Essential Mix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ENF0zB5ewSub Focus DnB Allstars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c4DFNy2t9EI also just curate my own playlist with new stuff from Beatport/UKF feeds
>>142967802Ouch.
>>142967606>>142967636https://www.youtube.com/@HATE/podcastshttps://www.youtube.com/@hoer.berlin/videos
>>142967834https://www.youtube.com/@IntercellEvents
>>142967636https://soundcloud.com/subvertedscene/parallel-transport-dj-set-subverted-x-olam-ohm-berlinSubverted Berlin has pretty good noisy industrial techno at 160bpm+ which makes it perfect to lock in
Dios mio
>>142967980Someone call the UCI
>>142968036There are no rules against double discs
>>142967980
>>142968045Yet
Remember the kid that got that water bottle from Pog in the Giro? This is him nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga35UcKB-34
>>142968102i knew it was a fucking PR stuntfucking redditčarjonas would never
>>142967980why uckrane coloring scheme tho? or is it some regional pride color?
>>142967980Why the blue belgian?
>>142967532
>>142968136Nothing is real
>>142968102Heckin wholesome kinorino!Didn't seem like a PR stunt at the time but the capital surely cannot miss an opportunity to make the line go up.
>>142968244We used to be all blacks it was too hot kek
>>142968404A bit wild to use a color not on the flag but ok. Worst is Slovenia though
>>142968425red wasn’t an option (spain) yellow was the color of the jersey so we went with blue which was already in use by a belgian equippe these decisions come from back when the tour was still a national effort
>>142967532>>142967601
>>142967532>>142967601ebin
>>142968102>Elite Fly looking perfectIt's not even the same bottle. You put a brand new in a cage and byt the end of the ride the graphics are all fucked
>>142968432I see, thanks for the answer. May remaking wins two gold medals
>>142967980who is the nerd who decided to ruin a perfectly good jersey by being creative. shite on a stick
ah yes just what I needed for the cold weather.
>>142962965I'm 173cm, ride a 52cm frame. I have felt the 172.5mm cranks I have been using are too big for a while, yes pogacar going shorter convince me to switch. I have had some knee pain issues and wanted to try it out
got myself a jersey from pulling turns, will report back once it has arrived and been tested out
>>142961935>>142962965>>142968578>>142967711>>142967412>>142967322So the benefit with short cranks is what they make possible in terms of bike fit. If you don't have problems with longer cranks and you're not looking for marginal gains there's no benefit in changing. There's plenty of studies that show your power output will be pretty much the same on all reasonable crank lenghts, from like 140 to 200. Yes you bave slightly less leverage with shorter cranks but shorter cranks also means less leg speed so keeping higher cadence is easier. It's all irrelevant as long as you have appropriate gearing for the terrain so you get to ride at your preferred cadence. However if you have knee or hip impingement issues then shorter cranks can definitely help.In terms of pro use they make certain fit changes possible. Paired with forward saddles you're opening up your hip angle a lot and it means you can get lower and more aero without thigh clearance and hip impingement issues. Also if you're going super marginal gains and don't have clearance issues with longer cranks you can lower your saddle with shorter cranks to get lower on the bike which is an aero improvement while keeping the same hip angle as longer cranks. All of these changes together bring you further forward on the bike and rotates you more on top of the BB. Which also brings some issues with modern race bike geometries. You need massive stems to have appropriate reach with the new position. I'd like to see race bikes gain ~5 cm of reach while keeping the same stack. Of course that would make the bikes unusable for anyone who isn't subscribing to the new fit philosophy because most people couldn't just add 5 cm reach to their bike without it completely ruining it for them. I have a 140 mm stem right now and even that feels quite short when in an aero position. Longer front centers would also completely remove all toe overlap issues.
Business idea: dropper cranks
pas normalthis is the very definition of dopage
>>142969119bald fraud sure did a lot of damage eh? growth trend between 19-20 is consistent with 23-24. the middle missing part of growth is still to come.
Went to go for a ride and the BOA lace on my shoe snapped :(
>>142969019Look has a system like that already on their proprietary full carbon one-piece crankset, which is a pretty unique and crazy item. Very expensive to produce and it didn't really catch on
>>142969333Lace up chads, convene and jest.
>>142968909>All of these changes together bring you further forward on the bike and rotates you more on top of the BB. Which also brings some issues with modern race bike geometries. You need massive stems to have appropriate reach with the new position. I'd like to see race bikes gain ~5 cm of reach while keeping the same stack. Of course that would make the bikes unusable for anyone who isn't subscribing to the new fit philosophy because most people couldn't just add 5 cm reach to their bike without it completely ruining it for them. I have a 140 mm stem right now and even that feels quite short when in an aero position. Longer front centers would also completely remove all toe overlap issues.The issue with this is that while the general bike fitting meta for pros is to get more and more forward with your seat pendulum point as vertically aligned with the BB as possible which is the logical outcome for power output the general population which buys bike gets fatter and less fit as bikes become crazily out of reach to teenagers/young adults. You can't make bikes tailored for 22 years old with a great power output while the actual consumer base are 55 years old sedentaries who ride bikes to get away from their family on the weekends
This younger Christen guy seems like a Pogicaca I could get behind.
gonna make my OWN noodles today
>>142969476Lame conformist
>>142969119Z2 has never been more dead
>>142969457Damn I said he would win yesterday but didn't put a cheeky tenner on him
>>14296911940/20 brother, we're winning again
>>142969457del Toro is the new Pogi however
>>142968703surely it was this one?
What 2 beers do to a mfhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C90ZVPXOkKp/
>>142969724nice enough apart form the bottles on the back making it boomer cringe
>>142969427Exactly. The pro/race fits are moving further and further away from regular people fits. It used to be just more drop and a bit more reach. But now it's hell of a lot more reach as everything is pushed further forward and everyone is rotated over the BB so the effect is even bigger as they can get further forward. And to top it all off narrow bars require more reach. It's getting close to the point where they need Pro and Fred geometries. Which honestly would be the best for everyone. Right now the current geometries don't really work for the Fred crowd but they don't work that well fornthe pros either. Just remove all the endurance bikes and make two geometries of the race bike.
>>142969724My buddy has this one
>>142969292cyc is leaking again
>>142969770does it have big bottles in the pockets ?
>>142967601There is no way you can ride that slow on an e-bike. Is this story true or exaggerated?
i am n USA (i am not)
Kool kit
>>142970007What if I told you Bert was the slow one all along
>>142970040did they forget to make the ñ or perhaps couldn't finda bendy enough log?
>>142970060its hella lame
The big guy yesterday. Looking fit>>142970084No it looks nice
>>142970178Looks leanIs he doing la vuelta again
Why the FUCK was Stüssi so bad. And Nych too. My whole team is based on them. I am GONE, I am DEAD
>>142970178Remking brothers, I'm not feeling so good
>>142970248Stussi was alright for a climber
>>142970257He's looking extra lean. His doctor went ham on the corticoids
>>142970257It's impossible that he wins against Ganna and Tarling after a Tour de France full gas where he had to get skelly
>>142970276Damn, even the thighs are gone. Should go to the vuelta
>>142970265Hmm he was 27th in the prologue last year. Okay I am BACK
>>142970257Are you really a remking believer with doubts like that
>>142969119What about a proper scale on the x axis (that truly reflects the timeline), and some confidence intervals around those "numbers" ?
>>142970178ganna has been pursuitmaxxing it is unclear how this affects his road tt ability, bet at your own risk
>>142970335I mean he did lose to roglic last time
>>142970360Pretty hilly TT that one
>>142970384I don't remember that much tbqh. But the Paris tt is lame, 32km is too short
Why am I shadowbanned ?
>>142970328Now that's a woman
>>142970438Oh for fucks sake it's because it's the same length as women.
>>142970248Stussi did arright, Nych seems a bit weaker and is generally overpriced.You and other Babor pickers may be more fucked in this department, his results from the last month suggest he stinks and this may be a Thijssen - Girmay situation for Babor - Barta.Not calling Barta a subsaharan THOUGH.
Rare correct quote from Jens
>>142968909I just posted my experience, since my crank actually allows me to change the length (look zed 2)it's not much but 5mm can feel different in a very aero position >>142969383yeah I have this, it's pretty cool especially because of how you can use compact or regular chain ringsthe downside is how easy the bearings can get ruined and how expensive they are
>>142970040Tinking about doing the funniest thing and going hunting slendermen in the Krkonose.(I am not, I would't even know how to approach one)(I don't even know if this is in Bohemian Alps but this is my guess)
>>142970496you get to ride on a kewl golden bike or wear a golden helmet though
>>142970605You could technically do that anyway. It's a UCI sanctioned thing like the championship jerseys.
>>142970617*NOT a UCI thing is what I meant.Not sure if anyone did the holden helmet before Houden Hreh
>>142970496>#Voight: "For me, I love sucking UCI cock mmm mmm mmm yes please daddy please tell me what events I should care about"
>>142970496golf is in the olympics. raton de mickey
>>142970445you once said w*ut was alright
>>142970178Doesn't matter, TWW
>>142969119>est.Into the trash it goes
>>142970445over 25 BMI
>>142970445you said the evil P word
Zhuliush JOANSN on the move.
>>142970248Your Shmuel BOARDMAN is in the break though, hitting all the sprints.
Jan Christen really is the new Hirschi?
are berts gonna watch the opening ceremoni or no
>>142971134I may peek at the teams coming out, not giving a shit about the diverse and inclusive "dancing".
>>142971134Fuck yeah love that shit
>>142971170no one gives a shit about thatjust wanna watch the ciclismo lads
>>142970496Rare broken clock moment from Jens. UCI is pretty based from the Gran Fondo series and amateur world champs though. >>142970529Yeah I just mass quoted everyone in the thread. 5 mm can make a huge difference or none at all. It all depends on if you're over the limit in the aero position and if that 5 mm brings you below the limit for your physiology. I have like half a dozen Rotor crank arms in different lengths and have tested them. As long as the cranks aren't too long the length doesn't matter much. But on 165 mm cranks I still have my thighs hitting my chest when I've got my chin at the stem. So using "normal" length cranks would definitely hamper my performance in an aero position.
>"cycling is full of dopers!!"lmao, pogabus is getting tested nearly every single day at the le tour. have you seen running? track and field?? swimming??? FUCKING WEIGHTLIFTING???? not to mention the actual roiders at NFL (not a sport).>>142971134I will NOT watch in protest (I am natty).
>>142971225>pogabus is getting tested nearly every single day at the le tourjust like Lance
Like Lamperti
BAMvery bittner for the home crowd
can't tell if squeakers are genuine retards or memers. this >>142969119 clearly shows early career stagnation under inigo's training by a generational talent. pas normal would be pog not improving at all in 3 years. admittedly the jump between 23 and 24 is huge, but can be explained by beginners gains from max heartrate/intensity training blocks and heat training.
>>142971262don't get me wrong, I do think they are light doping, flying under the radar and using some questionable drugs aka tapentadol. This is just the whack a mole game that will be forever present in any sport. It's part of the game. But it's nowhere near the full blasts that other sports will do in the off season.
>>142971338this is what doping looks like
>>142971476or this
this is what doping looks like
>>142971338Most squeekers are either tards or tinfoilers who don't actually know anything about training, physiology or doping.
pogs vo2max has got to be like 120+ right
>>142971505You could just post a Danish flag instead
>>142971515>t. asthmatic langrendski doper
>>142971545UAE and Visma are now on whatever Padun was
>>142971545
>>142971523Probably high 90s, maybe broken 100. Considering only 1 person has ever recorded even a possible 100 VO2max it's a very big barrier to break.
>>142971523between 90-110 maybe let’s not get crazy here the GOAT of trail running has 97
>>142971505
>>142970328The most perfect photo of a women in existence
>>142971564>>142971565that triathlon norwegian has 103 at race weight and he is leagues weaker than pog
>>142971571one of these 2 ended up finishing 2nd in the tour that year can you guess who
>>142971600Guess Blummenfelt beat the record. I hadn't caught that. He's the second I've heard of the break 100 then. The other being another norwegian, Bjørn Dæhlie, who measured 99 in the off-season, and you usually gain about 5 points for competition time when training specifically for a season.
>>142971476Kek I didn't even need to open the thumbnail
Fulgsangs career is so well known to berts that they know it by heartvery based
>>142971628>Bjørn DæhlieThe comfiest of times.
>>142971661I will never forget his 2nd place in the olympics
>>142971681prepare to never forget Wout getting >2nd behind Mads
>>142971697unlike gouden ghreg, I do not like wout van shart at all so all good by me
>>142971673He's worth 50+ million Euro now too after starting a clothing brand and using the company to invest in a bunch of lucrative real estate projects.
>>142971681The magnificent seven legendary crew
>>142971719this webm will never not make me smile
they finally got ride of the white jersey
>>142969333another w for lace chads
>>142971798mcnulty looks more disgusting every time I see him
>>142971828did he always rock a bertcut? Man he looks rough
>>142971798bruh what is thisthat dutch flag on the side just looks like someone spilled toothpaste on the jersey
>>142971828anglos with the most boring jersey award
>>142971722Good on him, those times were the first I have long term memory of, him and Johan Olav KOSS banging out medals on those two Olympics.And Manuela DI CENTA and Stefania BELMONDO.
Carlos Canal still in the top 10 in the Etihad-al belgiqi tour GC.
>>142971857
imagine changing your national jersey because of OL
>>142971798Lmao we went full aquafresh with the flag
>>142971861I actually saw DI CENTA at the 94 olympics. Only thing I really remember though is that it was cold as fuck.Also KOSS isn't doing so well. Got his career ruined when he did a little IOC-ing and spent a bunch of money from his foundation on luxury hotels, expensive meals and wine.Guess it happens in every sports org.
this setup should be banned for the sake of aesthetics alone
>>142971951why dont you guys just make a jersey thats a mix of the walloon flag and the flemish flagcould be kinda kino
>>142971951this guy about to get 4 de gloved fingers
>>142971951The helmet isn't even the right blue
>>142971973why does he wear the rings
>>142971978it's the one from the tour I think, why those guys willingly wear that is beyond me
>>142971999to punch anglos
>>142971999he's a zesty boy
>>142971999wants to break his fingers when he chutes
>OL press conference >RemcoI want two medals>WoutI’m not a favorite don’t look at me
this kit it actually kinda good
>>142971934Yeah, too bad for him but this is true, for every Daehlie there will be multiple Kosses.Discussed extensively is that sportspeople are predominantly morons.
>>142972007It looks cool. Some evangelion shit
>>142972070wout has never had the winner mentality, he also rides like a wheelsucking wimp that doesn't believe in his own abilityhe will never win big like that
>>142972086It's not really that they are morons either. It's that power always corrupts. Too long in power with many temptations and eventually someone's ego will be too large to not rationalize grabbing a little, big something for themselves.
>>142971999He has two (2) wives.
>>142972196caked up whore
>>142972196based big bunda beurette enjoyer
>>142972206
>>142972123You have to be already corrupted to get into any position of power, you already have to either be able to fulfill the interests of enough inside factions who run illicit activities and probably you also already have to have some blackmail on you.Some people will just run their course and blackmail starts showing up when its time to install someone else or be dumb and think they can outplay the system.
>>142972196She is good looking but I am still repulsed.
>>142972196>>142972196>>142972196her bum
>>142972196based family man
not a bad place to have a finish linestill think they should have used the champs
>>142972331I can't even go there I don't have the QRcode. They're passing by close to where I live though before the Montmartre laps
>>142972384what QRcode?
>>142972395to prove you're not a terrorist
>>142972395whiteness check
>>142972196what a king
>>142972400>>142972406
sprinters dropping like flies in portugal
>>142972395the QRcode you need to cross the city I haven't looked much into it since all my business is on one side but you need it to get past police barriers. Grey on that map, in the center of the city. All the Seine border area is QRcode only
those yellow jerseys are so good for catching the eye
>>142972424Mendonca putting down the hammer, Figueiredo next in line. Stites dropped
>>142972431you guys dont fuck around with security huh, what if your some old boomer who lives in the Seine area but has no smartphone? are they just fucked
>>142972431why add a new one shouldn't your vax card be a good enough ID? or maybe that's to what you refer
>>142972457why are they elite
Really Belgian/Czechian/Polishian from 10 years ago roads down in Portugau.
>>142972431Bertrand how would you advise me to drive if I have to get to southwest France from NL? Avoid Paris in it's entirety or Francilienne?
Badly timed mechanical for Helder Goncalves, top 10 candidate
>>142972539they said on the radio earlier if you're leaving this week to go widely around paris or you will be fucked beyond belief
VORALBERG takes the initiative STUSSI is ready
>>142972070Why is Belgium sending Wout? There are so many other riders you could send. Wout is obviously not in form.
>>142972539If you're going directly to SW avoid the Paris area yes>>142972489The vax qrcode isn't in use anymore I don't even have the app on my phone. You had to candidate for this one specific QR code and you need an actual reason as to why you're crossing the Seine (ie. your employer gives you a paper to justify it). Else you use the Périphérique belt but it's already congested during the rest of the year
we're hitting the rampas down on Portugal
>>142972431The security theater in France is ridiculous. I have to open my backpack to visit the cathedral of Strasbourg and the fucking army is patrolling with machine guns at train stations.Germany just waits until the CIA tips them off again and does raids instead. To keep it cyc, what happened to the good old team hotel raids at the tour?
>>142972752Looks like it was a simultaneous crevaison for CANELLAS and FERNANDES of Credibom, maybe something on the ground.
>>142972784DUARTE of Credibom, not FERNANDESH.
Rampas !
all the big players moving to the front
That PETER 4er is still there.
Reis lachée
For now, Figueiredo seems to be riding for his two BIG teammates.
Fuming Fig setting the scorching pace
>>142971191Just out of curiosity what crank length did you go with in the end? Settled on 160 myself
STÜSSI looks ready
Stussi attack when?
>muyte gente perdero contacto
our boys in yellow with the jerseys wide openkino
CAICEDO being a very dangerman.
Surely no bert fell for the Joaquim Sulva trap yet again
unfortunate bike change for /cyc/ legend chumil
Is Big Fred the Portuguese Yatesi, or is Yatesi the British Big Fred?
petrolike manlets are having a hard time it seems
love that glowing yellow
STÜSSI responds while not even breathing
Caicedo goes, Stussi follows. Mauri now chasing
CAICEDO and STUSSI off the frontMOREIRA closing the gap
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE
Nych going backwards, Stussi pas normal. Get this freak out of my Volta
Swiss dopage.
Moreira crackingParra (?) going solo after Stussi
PHUOAW
your Pogacars, your Vingegaards, your Stüssis, etc
>>142973080I think so.
Less than 15 riders left now
>>142973080correction it is AGIRRE
I love observatories
god damn this is a spicy climb
It blew up completely.
Delio, Caicedo, Okamika all struggling now
Caicedo exposed and exploded
Still 3km to go.Nasty this one.
For now, Moreira defending well on a climb that doesn't suit him too much
MOREIRA is pure diesel
love that Antonio Carvalho always shows up no matter what
PINO(T) on the move
Agirre cracking
Stussi doesn't look good.
>>142973190I think he peeled a while ago.
>>142973213who's at the front? eulalio was dropped
>>142973213Second on the road with Luis Fernandes
Or maybe that's him, too many similar names.
I did not believe in the Stüssi
kino rampas
>>142973239I did, he was keeping up way too well with the WT riders in austria
KINOINO
>>142973254Great camera angle. You could actually see how steep it is.
>>142973255I thought he would be a one hit wonder never to be seen again. Impressed by these Voralbergers.
Keep me posted
>>142949301>volta coinesseurs already know this>don't tell the n*rmies, it will be hilarious when they all flock to pick STÜSSY only for him to kwak their velogoombling rosters
DOPAGE
STUSSI "big jaw" WINS
Yeah, I'm thinking Stüssi is a new Volta legend. Hoping we see him down in Algarve next season.
He could beat Pogachud
>>142973290BAAA
carvahlofernandes del pino agirrecamargoor something like that
It's over Moreira bros.
MOREIRA loses more than 1 minute.It's over.
DEUS LO VULT
Casimiro and Nych losing heaps of time
>>142973323not as over as it is for NYCH pickers
Uhhhhh... Sabgal bros? Caicedo bros?
Fucking Autismbert picked this DEL PINO guy, how the FUCK.
caicedo almost dropped back to behind fredgod damn it's over
>>142973320Great I have absolutely no one. It's a complete disaster
>>142973356Top 10 in previous two editions. Did you slack on your research?
lots of exposed riders
Entire shanty town of Euskatel before.
>>142973393Btfo*
>>142973385Artem Nych and Luish Gomesh BIG losers today.
>>142973418and caicedo
>>142973434He's not used to riding in Portugão so I never considered him a real contender.
Quick finishline report before the wholer esults are up.
i didnt pick Stussi
>>142973566didn't the irishman have camargo?
>>142973624Yep, another DNF Martinez situation where Velogames has one of his names and PCS two.
>>142973418Gomes isn't really a GC guy
BALDerstone was the real exposed rider today21 minutes
>>142973718Biggest frauds are as usual the Efapel guys, no idea what they even do
how good would the kenyan dopers be in cycling
>>142973718Yes, that's me. I am SURE he is going to own stages now.
Stussi will crack in week 3
>>142973835his jaw will grow bigger every stage and there's nothing you can do to stop it
pogi haters how will we cope next?
>>142973933It amazes me how little the doping tinfoilers actually know. It shouldn't, but I guess I just assume when you are that obsessed with something you actually check out information.
>>142973973
>>142973933the last time I heard of a re-analysis was MAL this year
>>142973903Swiss genetics
The good ending
>>142974040more people come when some random guy plays on accordion nothing can reach the greatness of jonas
>>142973973I mean their guru will tell you a 95+ cadence is a scientific proof of doping. There is nothing rational at that point
I thought Stussi wouldn't be able to do it again Velogames status = shambles
>>142974143We are /clean/ now, it only makes sense the dopeurs would come and win.
Have anudda traguardo, with CAMARGO included.Full results make take a while to relay.
Could remco save his 2024 season by winning an Olympic ITT medal?
>>142974153Carvalho looked like he was on an e-bike
>>142974187there's people with angel mate too bertnot a good look for your performance review next week
>>142974253That's why you need whole teams for CI/CD of a bunch of software, it's not like you're done once and then it is clicking it from time to time.Besides, I would like to see a positive review and a raise FOR ONCE.
>>142974285how about I take some funds away from your department instead
>>142974303Yes, go on, outsource it to India, very well.
>>142974285You will be demoted to write only unit tests for a month.
>>142974363What is your team name sir?I think there was an extra 2000 points allocated to it by the intern, I have to fix it.
>>142974285>He doesn't have an automated release pipeline perfectly configured with tests and quality checks before deployment Embarrassing
>>142974702-3000
where the nerds at with Stussi's estimates eh?
>>142974738Just pay Microsoft or Amazon a million dollaridoos a month (plus tip) and they'll set up a nice landing zone for you
>>142974676Hey, look, that's Puck!btw, was about to leave, bye...
>>142974786busy with lots of projects I see
>>142974871WC soon
>>142974786>>142974945i just know her tight shithole cuts the most perfect formed pieces of turd in the world
pogi could never
>Horrible, il regardait dans le vestiaire des filles, lors des étirements on se retrouvait très souvent dans des positions qui montraient les fesses, on en a déjà parler mais le collège fermait et ferme encore les yeux(Mon petit frère l'a encore cette année)Vayer bros, our answer?
just got home and started to watch today's stagedunno who won but that last climb is nasty as fuck from what I remember lots of frauds exposed today I'm sure
>>142975165was proper inhumanas
>>142975165where do you watch it? i pay for discovery + and dont get it
>>142975165/Cyc/ in full cope mode should tell you all you need to know.
>>142975181RTP play, it's free toodunno if you need a Portuguese VPN but that should be easy
>>142975181https://www.rtp.pt/play/p13682/e785688/85-a-volta-a-portugal-em-bicicletapart 1-5 beneath the player
>>142975181>>142975197https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1didnt need a VPN for this today, its good quality
just arrived home. looks like I missed Stüssi destroying Portuguese jobbers today. good for rusbert that he doesn't have internet.
>>142975197>>142975236>>142975244obregado
>>142975281too late now, veloman already did your work for youI'll be bringing this up later with your manager bertacek
Who removed Carvalho from my team?
>>142974187Of course, when I barely even know any of the riders' names and pick semi-randomly, I end up #1 on a stage, but when I actually put in effort, half my team crashes out by stage 3.
>>142975306Nobody watches ofishiel scores anymore anyways.
>wout gonna ride the TT with a full front wheelone gust of windt and it's over for hime
>>142975381gonna be 1-3 m/s for the TT so he is not in danger
I'm usually a really calm person but on the bike I turn into a real hothead. Shouting at people for minor things. Basically like in the Goofy driving video. Curiously this doesn't happen to me while driving a car.
>>142975381Has that ever been done on the road? Wout is getting desperate, either 1st or DNF. No more 2nd places
>>142975715
No on site live reporting from the Czech tour.Pay cuts imminent.
>>142975715>Has that ever been done on the road?Yes?
>>142975715doesn't even matter because he doesn't even stand a chance to get podiumdon't know why he's bragging about working on this for a long time when his last good TT was in the tour last year
>>142975605I have that when hearing unnecessary noises. I know, maybe autism and shit but it drives me up the wall when I hear subhuman music blasting out of bluetooth speakers, children squealing from the top of their lungs or gypsies/eastoids being loud in their reptile languages.But I am passive aggresive, I will say "shut the fuck" up but just barely audible, so they maybe hear it and think I said it to myself a bit too loud while meaning it for them.
>>142975715used to be the norm for a while, when olympics had TTT they were all on double disc
We used to be a serious sport.
Olympic Road Race, Tokyo 1964
we need to go back
>>142975751>>142975758Why did it stop?
NEW THREAD:>>142976165>>142976165>>1429761652 Swiss victories today, so I guess it's my job.
Remco Gold Medal this weekend
>>142975346Not bottom top 10 is a victory
>>142972912165s. My flexibility is pretty good and the only time my thighs are hitting my chest is when my nose is touching the head unit. I did try 160s but they didn't make much difference.
>>142973933>>142974005kwab
