Stüssi pas normal editionCurrent and upcoming races:22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro24.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.124.07 - 27.07 Czech Tour 2.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>142955808
I'm squeaking
Remco d’Or soon
Rusbert isn't here so I'll do it for him.>Stüssi
Someone post the webm
Anglo gold medal I'm afraid
>>142976438>"I pretend to hate anglos on the internet to be popular and liked"Pull the other one lad
>>142976438nah he'll chute and fail like his countrymenitalian gold medal
>>142976165His watts were très normal actually. This isn't the Volta anymore
>>142976685Sad
>>142976685The dissolution of Porto was a disaster for the Volta and /cyc/.
not the crossover I expected
ok now since France activated the full doping mode, it's our time to shine Vauquelinbros !
>>142976784laporte is going to be glowing
>>142976774Who is this mid thot?
>>142976899Ice skater.
>>142975060
>During last year's Tour of Denmark, Banaszek violated articles 2.2.038 (obligations for riders) and 12.4.007 (endangering others) of the UCI regulations while driving the team car. He had already received a provisional suspension, but now the disciplinary committee has issued a final ruling.>This decision was made after a reconstruction of the event, which the UCI partially shared in a press release. Banaszek's dangerous driving occurred during the individual time trial of the Tour of Denmark. He had followed one of his riders to the finish, but another rider from his team had already started.>This prompted Banaszek to step on the gas, overtaking various riders, team cars and motorcycles, while other riders were still coming in the opposite direction during their time trials. The UCI's disciplinary committee condemned this reckless driving and also charged Banaszek with endangering his colleagues.Sovl
>>142977091are there any cyclists left that aren't riddled with herpes? is it because of podium thots or wtf is pogi doing when urska isn't around?
>>142977105you have to be more specific when mentioning the name Banaszek. it's a whole Polish clan of the HRE.
>>142977091those cardboard beds are gonna suffer
>>142977091>>142977145Perfect time to make the ultimate athlete if you think about it...>>142977145
>>142977377or catch a season ending gonorrhea
>Colin STÜSSI
>>142976899Femke Kok. Ice skater and home wrecker.
>>142977551Very Stussi day
>>142977551>>142975754
>>142977551købe
Anyway, I am back from the Bohemian Alps, I survived this timeTell me, was there a Czech Tour stream? They promised stream for this year. Was it any good. [spoiler]did anybert even watch?[/spoiler]
>>142977612he was "in montaña" please pay attention
>>142977377athletes probably hang around and go out into the town when their event ends. plenty of opportunity to breed your own super athlete baby
>>142977676here, you can watch the last 90 minutes. really funny that there are Czech cities that are in Moravia and Czech Silesia at the same time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPdTff4li0k
>>142977774Oh great, thanks, that's a surprisingly great quality, they even got a helicopter.And is that a voice of Carlton Kirby? Kinda sounds like a bootleg version though with all the breathing and pauses
>putting spd cleats on new shoes>bolt instantly stripped>not tight enough >not even the right position Should I kms now or risk going for a ride and not being able to unclipped cause the cleat is loose?
>>142977902Aldays use a torque wrench
>>142977902just go ride with normal shoes and stop making excuses[spoiler]or use the jay vinester contraption[/spoiler]
>TTT in a 2.pro racewhy did Danmark rundt do this
>>142977930The torque wrench stripped the shitty shimano bolt
>>142977902Never had that happen in 10 years of riding. Certified 'it's over for you' moment if I've ever seen one
>>142978027Me neither, in fact stripping a bolt that easily sounds insane to me
ah yes, beautiful Ostrava
>>142977930>using a torque wrench for cleats
>>142978112The Checz Charleroi?
>>142978112As a kid we used have these Quartets cards of czechoslovakian cities from 1960s made for kids to learn about them.And Ostrava was proudly boasting something like>Industrial heart of the Czechoslovak Socialistic republic. The air is always covered in fog and the skies are never visible.
>>142977961why not?
>>142978112only beautiful when they win meaningless hockey tournaments
>>142978112>>142978215Besides the Czech Tour and some V4 race, a cat C2 (?) cyclocross race is organised there in the derelict Steel mills, looks pretty lookhttps://www.cyklokrosostrava.cz/#gallery
>>142978247cope
>>142978300we'll see how czechia does in the Olympics, with actual NHL stars in Canada and America's roster
>>142978300wait a sec, we lost the final.
>>142977143>>142977105Exactly, this is a well known clan of underachievers who try to stack Polish races in their favor via their dad.Fuck them desu (to be honest).
>>142978358>hockey
>>142978281Colors of Ostrava, the Mecca of my old, definition of midwit friends.
>>142978387really disappointing from Alan Banascek after winning the Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorns Cup Tour of Thailand (2.1), he made it into the pro tour where he was just a DNF merchant. and now he's just a conti shitter at the old HRE team again.
>tfw we'll never again get kino like pic related in the VoltaWho could have thought that we'd end up missing Porto? The Vorarlberg menace is just too strong for the squeaky clean Portuguese peloton
do you guys ever find out you've made improvements, when you see that your heart rate for a given power level has dropped a bit, but even then, you still struggle to complete intense(intenser) intervals even if your heart rate and power are right on track. You just feel like your legs are getting tired and stop the interval prematurely. I've mostly just been doing zone 6 30 second intervals and endless zone 2 recently because of that with nothing in between, except when I noodle a bit in zone 2, I'll just up the power a bit but not long enough for effective training at higher zones.
>>142978622nope
>>142978622Sounds like you're fatigued and once your anaerobic energy system is depleted you have nothing in the tank for higher end aerobic efforts.
>>142978470Raul Alarcon, so pas normal that he won Vuelta Asturias in 2017 ahead of Quintana and legendary Oscar Sevilla
>>142978470And João Rodrigues winning Volta ao Algarve in 2021. Dios mio, what a team
>>142976685#notmyvoltaI come here for dopage damit Give me W52 give me efapel or give me death
>>142978470I've been trying to get /cyc/ to listen for a while now. Only foreigners are allowed to dope now.
We need to bring back Porn Theatres
>Info Gazzetta_it: According to our sources Juan Ayuso is trying to force his way out of TeamEmiratesUAE after feeling disrespected at LeTour and reportedly getting a more attractive offer from an unknown teamWelcome to Visma-Lease a bike Ayuso
>>142979135just like the le tour
>>142979252>welcome to Movistar But honestly he has a super long contract . I doubt.most teams could afford to just go and get him.
>Info @Gazzetta_it - According to our sources @juann_ayuso is trying to force his way out of @TeamEmiratesUAE after feeling disrespected at @LeTour and reportedly getting a more attractive offer from an unknown team. @cycling_podcast>Most likely Red Bull
>>142979297normally if a rider REALLY dont want to ride for a team they are on because of a dispute its normally in the best interrest of the team to let them go, no reason to pay them a montly salery for nothing but headaches and drama
>>142979324update the fucking thread before you post you donutalso PPATTT
>>142979252>>142979324ahahha that fucker is gonna go to MOVISTAR and he will be irrelevant and useless AHAHA it's over that rat fucker is finished
>>142979324>feeling disrespectedlmao
>>142979324It's over Ayusobros...
AYUSO PESQUERA will slave his youth away in the services of Nairoman QUINTANA
we all know Ayuso is going to Redbull Bora after Roglic choked the TDF (again)
>your team telling you to do your fucking job and take a pull at the front is disrespectfulahaha fuck this rat I will celebrate every chute he ever has
>>142979407fine by me, that team is just as shit as movistar which means ayuso has no future
>>142979411ngl Pogi would have won even if Ayuso sat at the back all TDF
>>142979344Eh you underestimate the UAE drama.Obviously Pog is untouchable but everything else is fair game especially with the Spanish part of the management being team Ayuso.
>>142979252>feeling disrespected at LeTourThat fag is seriously crying because he is not allowed to be captain over the best rider in the world? If I was UAE I wouldn't let himm ride the Vuelta if that's the attitude he brings.
>>142979411they'll chute in tandem with roglaredbull makes you fly or whatnot
>>142979470how am i underestimating the drama
God damn those were Pogacaresque gaps down in Indonesia
>>142979528The Spanish DS's are more powerful then we realise. It's wild wild west on that team. Only Pog and Gianetti have the authority to contact the actual Sheik....
Fuck leafberts and their goddamn wildfire smoke I haven't been able to ride all week
I don't get that Ayuso runner desusuper talented guy that clearly pits in the effort (doesn't he weigh his food since he was like 16 and can only eat shit food once per year) but then has massive tantrums if he doesn't get it's wayit's like he's on the edge all the time, he doesn't look like he has fun at allhe's gonna be burned by the time he's 24
>>142978894I was afraid it might have been that, but hopefully it's just a lack of mental strength.
>>142979297On the other hand, he might be desperate to get out of his contract exactly because it is super long. I'm sure he's not fond of his prospects of slaving for Pog at the TdF for another 4 years.Not that long ago Denk said they wouldn't buy out a rider's contract, they'd only consider it if the rider buys out his own contract. Maybe that was just a psyop. Or maybe Ayuso is really desperate enough to do just that.>>142979528The only reason Pog isn't riding the Vuelta and completing the GT treble is to give the opportunity to other riders on the team.
>>142980088surely a contract that long has got to be a fuckton of money
https://streamable.com/fwl365
Soudal and Visma are trying to swap riders mid-season
bert LEMON for allah FLIP straight swap need it or keep it
Julien VERMOTE and Remco EVENEPOEL switching
>>142980786>Info Gazzetta_it According to our sources vismaleaseabike and soudalquickstep have filed a joint request with the UCI_cycling relating to the trading of riders.remco rumor wheel about to spin
imagine KUSSEN for LANDISMO
Is the Volta the hardest non grand tour stage race to win? Some stages in the past were harder than tdf queen stages of late.
>>142961578Remco will blow up like a balloon the second he retires.
REMCO and HIRT for WOUT and VALTER who says no?
Remco for Vismas entire Ronde squad
Maybe somebody like Gloag for Remco's train, don't know who you switch for though maybe Martin Svrcek Also Soudal's Pro team currently has famous runners Ayco BASTIAENS, Gil GELDERS, Antoine HUBY, William Jr. LECERF, Pepijn REINDERINK, Jordi WARLOP and Warre VANGHELUWE. I repeat, the SENIOR pro team. Did you all know that?
Neighbors new baby ain't learned how to sleep properly yet
>>142979252Doubt visma would want him because he would pull the same stunt with ving as leader. Only teams desperate for a GC podium contender would be interested
>>142980075For me it is. I just get bored and some days I dont have the focus and motivation to do anything but z2 for an hour even if my legs feel good. When I'm indoor I often finish a ride not really feeling that fatigued but I just can't do any more and go do something else to spend my energy
>>142980968nah they want to get rid of w*ut, probably paying qs to sign him, too much bad Karma
>>142979908just inhale all the CO, pog does it and he just won a giro tour like it was nuthin
just dropping by and posting my 700 dollar bike, ama
>>142982410i think i need new tires. should i get continental gp 5000? right now i hate bontrager r3.
>>142982410What's your favorite movie?
>>142982508Le Samourai ou Spoorloos, mon ami
>>142982506Do I need new tires?
>>142982525VERY good taste
>>142982679thanks fren, whats your favorite cinema?
>>142981618Gonna be a long couple years for you bert
>>142982717KAKUSHI-TORIDE NO SAN-AKUNIN (1958) of course
Burgerian-Mongolian heures.
>>142982735nice, i've seen rashomon from that director. ill give your movie a viewing soon
Gojira hours
>>142979324>>142980968Stop getting baited by this fake account.
>>142982785Check out RAN (1985) and THRONE OF BLOOD (1957) also all of his other movies
>>142983104saw Ran in the cinema on like 70mm earlier this year and it was peak
>>142983247RAN is such a based movie
Czech Tour (2.1)Stage 2Zlín - Pustevny172.7kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2024/startlistLivestats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2024/stage-2/liveRoadbook:https://www.czechtour.com/files/2024/07/ct-race-guide-2024_final.pdfStreams:youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67wshSrYdPQ15:45 CET
Ethias-Tour de Wallonie (2.Pro)Stage 5Mouscron - Thuin192.15kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-wallonie/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-wallonie/2024/stage-5/liveRoadbook:https://www.trworg.be/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Guide_Technique_Ethias_TourdeWallonie2024_HD.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Proximus16:00 CET
>>142983432>Swisbert taking his job as a backup Rusbert seriously Dog bless. Thank you for your service.
85th Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)Stage 2Santarém - Lisboa (Marvila)164.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/startlistRoadbook and Livestats:https://www.volta-portugal.com/etapas/2%C2%AA-etapa/Streams:RTP 1https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1RTP Internacionalhttps://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtpinternacional16:00 CET
>>142983477I even added the streams that aren't just tiz-cycling.today, but berts didn't pay attention.
>>142983496I always pay attention, I save some of these links in my cyc bookmarks
other races today with live coverage:20th Tour Alsace (2.2) - Stage 3 Vesoul - La Planche des Belles Filles (132.6km)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9P_7Ut_FEg13:10 CETPrincess Anna Vasa Tour (WE 2.2) - Stage 2 Golub-Dobrzyń - Golub-Dobrzyń (116km)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKQkI97Gjg15:30 CET
>3 months of stressed at work/interviewing>finally in vacations>back painLife is suffering berts, don't forget your core exercises
>>142983541it's always over for someone
>>142978112The beautiful Ostrava is for me always connected with the wonderful rollercoaster that is dálnice 1. The bumps can send you flying if you don't heed the speed limit.
>Marvila é para Lisboa o que Brooklyn é para Nova Iorque, ou Shoreditch é para Londres. Hoje, Marvila é sinónimo de estilos de vida alternativos, inovação e uma atitude decididamente hipster.this is straight outta the volta homepage. and what part of Lisbon is the Harlem (not Haarlem) of Lisbon?
>>142983564I think I messed up my position when putting a new saddle. I guess I'll work this summer and "work from home" when I get back
Have you abandoned the false prophet Z2 yet bert?
>>142983639They still do a lot of z2 for their endurance ride if I read correctly. The main difference is what to do for intensity.
>>142983645We've upgraded to z3, next year who knows what z we will reach
Ayuso to Bora is ridicules. If anything he would go to Ineos, where they already have a big Spanish speaking contingent.
>>142983968>Ayuso the betrayer and Pidcock the deluded on the same team
>>142983968It's a rumour by some fake account
>>142982410 that's a cool 700 bikeold school rear wheel with pm too?>>142982655maybe not right now, but if you puncture more than twice then yeah
>>142983968>>142983978poor rog (pbuh) ending up in the same shit he escaped from in visma, only that it's two levels worsebut even he is probably not getting to the same level he was in visma anyway
>>142984009yes sir, my trusty powertap g3. i just paired my heart monitor too, gonna do an ftp test today frens.
>dopage?>oui!
Please pay some respects for those collected by a cagie
>>142984330I assume the road is closed so it's probably some shimano car's incident
>>142984371It's veganbert on dane patrol.God bless him
>>142984540holy based
The bottom bracket and the tools arrived, afternoon is the Day D
>>142984580The end is near
>« I used to push the pedals you know »
>>142984741he sees the chutes
>>142984741now he's just enjoying wine in france
>Pajeet has left the group trip, very much ashamed of his performance >My other friend is pissed off>"I was really looking forward to cycling, that was all fucked up">Offer to do a day with just him>Research a gorgeous yet moderate climb in the mountains above Marbella>We set out at dawn>Beautiful climb, average about 5.5% for 12km, moderate enough for a beginner >We get to the top just as the sun climbs over the mountain>Have a coffee in a little square in a sleep mountain town>Blitz down the hairpins back to our villa>"Thanks Bert, that was actually one of coolest things I've ever done"The power of ciclismo
>>142984580Oh God what have I missed
>>142984892https://streamable.com/qwxljhNOT SAFE FOR MOLD
>>142984921>if the bidon is BLACK you can not see the MOLDsmart
>>142985055It's a new one tooWhat is the incubation time of mold anyway?
>>142985073Depends on the type of mold, temperature, humidity, and air flow.Just keep the stuff dry and disassembled while not in use, and you will be safe.
>>142984330is it just me or does this seem to be happening more frequently latelysurely someone has statistics and a nice graph
>Wout van Aert: "Two years ago, I would have aimed for the gold medal, but now..."Honestly a bid sad. Dude should be peak of his career, not pre retirement
Unfortunately I am not jumping to the very satisfying R&D job, I am stuck in the /cyc/ dungeons for a bit more.The very Indian standards of the project outgrowing its intended scope while no support, only demands from the higher-ups is concerning to say the least.
>>142985639At least we are not speaking Hindi.
>R&D jobHe's fooling no one, he's a toilet cleaner
>>142985717nahin, lekin ham urdu bol rahe hain
>>142985639Didn't you say you nailed the interview?
>>142985865No, I said I didn't ace it but they seemed to like very much that I can reason to what I didn't know pretty quickly.And I thought they are suggesting that the HR talk is happening and it is just a formality. Well, guess you never stop misreading people intentions when you have a blue hat.
>>142985784We're not doing this here bort fuck off back to cricket or eternal arse you dirty paki. Strickly zero minorities allowed on cyc. We're an exclusively white general.
>>142979434He did sit in the back. I think he pulled once for 15 seconds
>>142985639>>142985940Damn that Belgian wasn't lying when he said your mishap would affect your performance review
>>142985945>>>brit/pol/
>>142985993We should make a brit/cyc/ free from anglophobia
Rumour is he's doing one more year, watched the sky interview. We're so back.
>>142985956I hope there was no snitching going on.All in all it is not ideal news but it is great news that I am considered, I thought R&D jobs and writing papers is for PhDs, an auto-didact like me has to stick to engineering jobs.Turns out I may still have a page at Google Scholar.
>Mythical slopes of Alto Pustevny>Mythical slopes of Alto des Belles Fillesrampabros feasting todaywallonie and volta need not apply
I see I now have 8 (HUIT) Eurosport channels on me tv. This raises many questions like where did they come from when I am not paying for them and why are they not showing the Volta
>>142986483Why are you not feasting in Portugal in person anyway? I thought that was your alley
WE LIVE IN ALSACE
>>142986512I refuse to seek the good weather until it comes to me first. I will not budge until it arrives. It can't hide forever.
Hello greyness my old friend.at least it's not windy
>>142986239I do R&D and I haven't written a paper in yearsComfy job though, get to plan my own stuff and just get a report done in a reasonable amount of time. All the grunt work is for others
>>142983645From what I understand, they're doing z2 at the lower end now whereas the bald fraud had them doing high z2 almost z3. Essentially he had them doing sweet spot for long hours
Alsatian RAI is shitting le bed
Fisher-Price-Black to Bora for 3 years
>>142986686Bora has a women's team? what do you mean she has a brother who currently rides for UAE?
There's still 20 superclasico races lefthow is there so many races?what the hell is Sparkassen Münsterland Giro?
7 races in 9 days. Veloman pls
>>142986801goombling is back
>>142986483What. I have left the times of a TV in my then room when there were 1, 2 and news. What do they even run there.>>142986512Wasn't Irishbert more of err.. architect?>>142986562Would not be expecting to churning them out anytime soon, but it would be pretty satisfying to be one of et als one day.
>>142986686Bora are just throwing money around at everything
>>142986686>Finn Fisher-Black>Tim van Dijke>Mick van Dijke>Oier Lazkano>Laurance Pithie>Jan Tratnik>Giulio PellizzariGood classics squad they're buying, they need to because they don't have any others left by next year unless they re-sign Haller, Denz and Meeus
>>142986997As they should. No reason to let the Red Bull money go to waste.
>Olympic TT is the most prestigious TT in the World>Olympic Race is barely top 10 most prestigious raceAgree or squeek?
>>142987284>>Olympic TT is the most prestigious TT in the WorldIt's the Worlds TT. But there are barely any prestigious TTs now. Before, you had GP des Nations or Trofeo Baracchi who were prestigious time trials
>>142987341There wasn't much point to GP des Nations once they started doing TT Worlds. Baracchi was actually supposed to come back last year but went nowhere.
>Willy in the van
>>142987284>barely top 10It's nowhere close to top ten you dumb burger.
>>142987284Olympics carries more weight because it also appeals to people who aren't cycling fans and it falls under the banner of the Olympic medal table
Where rusbert at? Did they finally get him?
>>142987442if you paid attention you would know
>>142987468>Haha I did the /cyc/ me meKill yourself bub
>>142987442Ppattt
>>142987401When you think belgians can't get anymore stupid and disgusting, you have to write a post like this.
>>142987442pay some fucking attention bozo
Woke up from my 1h20 nap.
>>142987601nice
>>142987533Hey TdF tourist, you can go home now
>>142987601what zone did that count as?
>>142987601based siesta napper
>>142987631Make me toothpaste boy.
>>142987657Should just retire from road
>>142978131YesOvertorquing can ruin your solesUndertorquing can loosen your bolts which may lead you unable to clip out while riding. It's a good idea to use a torque wrench if you have one
I find farting so funny even still
>>142987601Nice bit of crosstraining
UAE has achooso until 2028. There's a reason why so many young prodigies are there, they apparently really know how to scout. No way they will let him go, they'll probably make his buyout something ridiculous. When a rider with actual future does something ridiculous you work it out. I'm sure he'll find many opportunities to win without being a dickhead. You only let people go when they are shit, like rog, and think they are worth much more than what they actually are. Only other team worth even considering is Pissma, but I bet bora must be foaming.
>>142987657>Put me in coach
Had a dream remco was taller than me. Needless to say woke up in a cold sweat
>UAE have "friendlist" and "blacklist" hanging in their busses of riders from other teams who are allowed and not allowed to win no matter whatlmao how fucking pettywhat happend to le hecking respect among riders and pogi spreading the good vibes?or is it all just for the cameras like knowers and attention payers have known for a long time nowpogi and the rest of UAE are two faced cunts who are only "friends" with riders who get camera time, just look at Girmay this TDF
>>142987889why does this surprise you
>>142987889>entire uae squad makes fun of vingo getting nervous and constantly checking behind his back when he has no team mates around himbased lads
>>142987889Based if true
>>142987889Seething jumdrone
>>142987898it does NOT>>142987911karma is a thing UAE should take serious, we might need to summon to leaf
>>142987889mindraped buckbroken danois
>>142987889That is shitalians and spaniards for you. The most petty vindictive people in europe. As soon as they get a sense of control they totally abuse it. Very self righteous and arrogant.
>>142987889Hating your opponents is a sign of respect in pro sports, Jonas
>>142988002okay Lance
>nooooooooooooo you have to be friends with everyone and gift wins WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN AHHHH
>>142987889Is it a med thing? Moviestar rides like that as well. Not very Christian of them.
>>142988022literally no one says this you retard
>>142987889
>achooso having to see his very own name on the blacklist every time he got off the busyou'd want to change teams as well
>>142988035>literally no one says this you retard
>>142988047kek
>>142988034>>142987998It is 100% a med thing, they are piece of shit as soon as they have power and influence. Truly the most pathetic petty race of people. I absolutely hate meds.
>>142988051you really are stupid beyond words
>Friendlist168 names>BlacklistJumbo lmao
>>142987889blacklist: Jumbofriendlist: everybody else
>>142988075>you really are stupid beyond words
Reminder meds are LITERALLY just arabs, not even true europeans.
>>142988083Ppattt we joked about this 20 seconds ago
>>142987889Fans of the anchovy seething on twatter
>>142988090
>>142987889based
>>142987889https://youtu.be/JpvozpzUGso
Are Slovenians meds? I know Belgians are, it's easy to understand from their behaviour. But I can't figure out Slovenians.
>>142988155Slovenians are Nords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xha0NvJg9rcHallo kijkers! (Olympic edition)
>>142988155slovenians are rape mutts
>>142988095I beg your pardon, I shall immediately lower my thread update interval
>Pogi wanted to go for the sprint in Colombey
>>142988155No they're slavs but with a lot of shitalian influence so often their behaviour and culture is impacted by the meds. They want to be italian but they will never be italian. Just slavs
>>142988170Catholics are disgusting people.
>>142987889This is why they are the best team in cycling. Killer instinct. No participation medals. Love these lads even more now.
>>142988155part roman, part napoleon, part slav, part german, part hun, part turk ...ultimate mutts
>>142987784his buyout is supposedly 100m. seems like he's now docile after the mob style punishment but won't be doing anything this year. he just needs to ditch the bald fraud and do real training and redeem himself next year.
It wasn't the BB
>>142988205they are the best team because they got the most money and best dopage simple as
>COVID went trough the Peloton, they had 4 Positives on UAE but nobody let it affect much but Ayuso immediately "shut down mentally" wanted to drop out
>>142988219Yea I know I already said so many days ago
>>142988219next suspect: the n*w wheel spokes
>>142988208finally some truth from a slovenianim suprised
>>142988166finna kijk me some puckse now
>>142988238The sound appears even on the rape machineI ruled out:>BB>Pedals>Saddle>Handlebars>ChainNow it's possible it might be chainstay cover
>>142988256kneecaps
>>142988219How many times must we teach you this lesson old man
>>142988256>he still hasn't cleaned and retorqued the chainring boltsits like you dont want it to stop
>>142988047big kek
>>142988256don't foget to re-grease your BIG seatpost
>>142988273I don't understand, they are in rock solid>>142988311Happens out of the saddle
>>142988034Remember that Vuelta that Roglič was going to lose to Carapaz, then Movistar decided to help Primož just so that they could stick it to Carapaz for leaving them.
>>142988345i will NEVER forgive them for that
>>142988339but what if some dirt washed in there during one of the many many wet rides you and really, all of us had to do this year?
The first two PCs explained ∼16% of the variance with Slovenian samples grouping together with the Croatians, Hungarians and close to the Czechs. PC1 represents a west-to-east cline with the Basque at one extreme and the “Eastern-European” cluster made by Lithuanians, Estonians, Russians, Belarusians, and Mordovians at the opposite side. The second principal component highlights a north-to-south cline with English, Norwegians, Orcadians, and Icelanders at the top and Sicilians and Greeks at the bottom. PC3 explains ∼5.5% of the variance and emphasizes this cline by separating more clearly the French and the English from the Spanish and the other Northern-European populations, respectively.Genetic Landscape of Slovenians: Past Admixture and Natural Selection Pattern (2018)
the final solution os to throw it in the dubster and restart from a new platformperhaps a gravle bike this time?
>>142988345Yes it was based, Movistar pettiness is SOUL and only boring angloid robot cunts would hate it
>>142988345that move made me a movistar fan and i will always root for them
>>142988373>d*tch rooting for underhanded, petty tacticsI remain unsurprised, /cyc/ truly is the most petty general as I've said for years.
It wasn't the chainstay guardNow dismantling the chainring bolts, two went alright, two went squeaking out and there's plenty of what appears to be sand in the thread
>>142988582THE PLOT THICKENS
>>142988545Cry some more bitch, maneuvering politics has always been part of the game >Making deals to work together so one guy wins time/points and in return lets the other win the stage>Not letting known wheelsuckers join your break>Proper teamwork in peloton based on shared interests or to screw someone who screwed you firstAll pure cyclismo, if you don't like it you can fuck off
>>142988582It's always a good idea to occasionally unscrew bolts, put some grease on them and screw them back in. Really helps makes the bike run quieter, especially if you ride it in winter or rain a lot
BIG mistake, I don't have a q-tip for DEEP cleaning
>ride it in the rain a lotyes well
>>142988582Man I had a friend who did a shit ton of maintenance only to find out it was a bolt on his bittle cage that was ratteling
>>142988714just pop it in a cheek and swish around for a few momentssaliva is actually slightly acidic and a good solvent
>>142988256are you sure it's not the Ultegra cranks?
>>142988671Anglos don't know what soul is
>>142988718yes well not voluntarily>>142988724tried that tooeven tried with just one pedal mounted on
>>142988724what if the squeaks are coming from...INSIDE the bidon
>>142988047ebin :)
If you ran more instead you wouldn't have so many problems with your bike
>>142988737Does he have the splitting death cranks?
>>142988737>>142988744oh SNAP are you riding an old ultegra crank? Did you ignore the recall? Could be it's debonding somewhere, that sounds like clicking
>https://youtu.be/JpvozpzUGso&t=2436Kek
Did she have cancer before?
moravia looks scary
>>142988783I checked originally when it was new and I was not affected
>>142988802No she has HPV, which can lead to cancer
>>142988820>newbut they debond over time they are all fine when they are new
>using c*nyonI thought germon engineering and qc was supposed to be reliable anyway
>>142988837I have a "TD" codehttps://bike.shimano.com/en-EU/information/customer-services/corrective-actions/important-safety-notice-11-speed-hollowtech-road-cranksets-inspection-program.html
>>142988820it still might be the culprit of your clicking noises. the shimano bonding issues don't go away after riding a lot in the wet. too bad you threw away the cranks of your previous bike.
>>142988828how did she get it?
>>142988886How do you think Bert?
>>142988886sheiks do nasty things bert
Hello, please watch my hometown
>>142988886nooooo it's totally normal for a large fraction of women to have cancerous tomb wombs!!!!!
so this is supposed to be the brooklyn of lisbon?
>>142988933swear I seen that carousel in the background of a burger pic>>142988914what does your sign say?
>>142988866I have 30.000km on my ultimate cf disc ultegra and never had any issue with it, it's a fantastic reliable machine from my experience. Don't think I'll ever want another bike desu
>>142988940
>>142988961
Dude really went at 100km/h on that eze descent.
>>142988976>after 159km she wins the longest stageshameful really
impressive crowds in Portugal
>>142989012juicy thighs on the left
hirschi the UCI points farmer
>>142989036looks fat
it wasn't the chainring bolts
>Race cancelled Stage cancelled due to safety reasonsPoland isn't safe?
>>142988671Those are all real TACTICS except >to screw someone who screwed you firstHowever, going out your way to screw riders and teams that you don't like is childish. It's something I'd expect from a teenage girl. Incredibly petty.You're just a fucking idiot.
>>142988976>>142988961Too many w*men
>>142988961Consonni, Narvaez, Milan, Alaphilippe, Kopecky, Ghekiere, Thomas>>142988976Niedermaier, Ganna, Longo Borghini, Lippert, Plapp, MagalhãesToo many women is right. Only Ghekiere I had to think a bit.
>>142989045I mean it has to be your cranks at this point no?
>Top 5 goomblers all have default jerseyHow far we have fallen At least that means I'm on the real clean podium
wtf is wrong with slavs?
>>142984889I should also add>Rent disc brake bike>Gentle ting ting ting from front wheel throughout a several hour rideWas certainly not good to go
Stüssi
>>142989071over half the jerseys don't even work on my machine anymore
>>142989053Nah, keeping teams on your good side is part of the game. And likewise, if you don't punish riders for screwing you, other riders will know they can get away with it.You're just a spastic soulless sperg who doesn't get it.
>>142989088Ah yes finally the beach club wifi kicks inHello fellow meds I am not going to work at all today, have dinner from 8p-1a accompanied by six bottles of wine,.and then wonder why the economy is in shambles
>>142989107typical eurofaggot who loves drama and childish antics. That is the european union in a nutshell; petty controlling behaviours that fuck people over with no gain. I hate eurocunts so much it's unreal.
>pelotaõlmaõ
>>142989145glad this unlikeable ginger retired to be honest
>>142989127this dude here is spanish AF!
Took me forever to add the single letters in paint kek
don't forget you're all shilling for team UAE the most soulless, petty and obviously doping beyond comprehension team since... well forever. full of stupid medcunts. arrogant, fake humble and retarded. take your bootlicking opinions to reddit.
Stier velodrome
>>142989127I mean it's better than not doing those things and still have an economy that's in shambles
>>142989045shoes innit
>>142989152He won the giro
>>142989045impossible
earpieces should be banned in all high level competitions. you either carry a walkie talkie around and hold it to your ears, or motorcyclists come by to shout at you
As a Med and therefore a soulful connoisseur of ciclismo, I am laffin at these Brits and Danes seething over fellow Med and all around good guy Tadej POGACAR
>>142989182yeah and never showed up again, classic weak minded anglo
>euroscum get totally BTFO'd >proceed to gang up on smaller riders and teams to make sure they don't winIt's absolutely pathetic behaviour.
>>142988368get a grizl
>>142989206>Be British>Become irrelevant in cycling>Seethe
how to watch 3 races at the same time?
>>142989205Project 35 was a success.
ok, coverage of elsass tour is really patchy, as there is no live feed from the woods.
>>142988360in other words, nothing specialeuro mystery meat, even
>>142989217meds are irrelevant though? literally zero wins at the tour this year lmfao you utter dipshit.
should they let lennergy win here 2 years ago at the tour?
I guess I will just go out and ride me bike or something
>>142989265>meds>0 wins at the Tour ever opened a map?
Ecuadorian Olympic officials are probably regretting snubbing Carapaz now
having a slither of coastline on the med don't make you a med, slovenians are just mongrel euroslavs, nothing interesting. they love to larp as shitalians but that makes them even more pathetic. should just be nuked.
>>142989255pa da ne bo kdo hrvatov not vlekelsem na morju!
>>142989268I was literally screaming at my TV when that happened. fun times
>>142989278>>142989291another retard, it isn't a med country. you're a spastic.
>>142989269Hold on for a bit, we're getting into real schizo shit
>>142989269same here
mighty britain about to be overtaken by a nation with 2.5 riders
>>142989269make sure you put an earpiece so you don't have to listen to incessant squeakage
>>142989326considering it was a total non-sport over here until recently idk why you take that as a win? oh yeah because you're a petty eurotwat. go fuck yourself
>>142989326this one is even worse for them
>>142989205he would have won it a second time had bertollo not seeded clouds to save us
oh yeah I forgot, I called it. pure anglohatred after the Project 35 was completed. europrats have their worst nightmares realised. most tour stage wins from an Anglo-Celt chad.
>>142989296wtf I thought you were Mou.
post europeeun cyclistas
>>142989377nobody cares about sprinter wins.
uh oh! melti
>>142989395nobody cares about your opinions your nation is irrelevant to cycling
pogi with the 5d chess predicting putin sabotage during the olympics and staying away for safety.
>>14298940810 TdF since 1998
>>142989448Sorry, 1986
Nordhagen pas normal
Attaque after attaque after attaque down in Moravia
>1986>almost 40 years agolmao shut the fuck up medscum and have another siesta you fat lazy cunt
HIRSCHI PARANORMAL
hirschi thermonuke
hirschi attaque massif
Lmao this fucking schizo is so fragile
hirschi wins 14 UCI points
why the fuck doesn't hirschi ride like this in proper races
TANKMAN!!!??!
https://x.com/i/status/1816596753702858856kek
UAE 1+2 lol
Vermaerkebros… what went wrong?
>>142989573good effort, sprinting against the bunch would have been futile
>>142989547RemKING Evenebased
>Girmay Eritrea flag bearer in olympics ceremony
So Czech Tour went all out, hired helicopter, /tv/ crew, tank man, kirby (right?)
>>14298955460th win of the season
If Tankman's there your race is officially validated as ciclismo
>>142989582He’s probably their most prolific international athlete ever, makes sense
>>142989586and yet they still couldn't find the budget for on-scene live reporting to this very cycSad!
nordhagen wins on the planche des belles filles
top 20 Czech
might filter every euro flag, idk
top 30 czech
czechs even hired a nice looking girl for doing the interviewsand yes hirschi sounds exactly the same in Swiss-German
>>142989673lol jumbo in the dirt
>>142988802Cancer brought to you by DHL
AUGUST bros we managed to kwab CRAPS and DOUBLEthings are looking up
sprinters getting overtaken by local mountainbikers in czechia
>>142989740is that himthe bertacek
top 10 alsaceimagine the squeaking
hahah kek, they gave Ermakov the Afghan flag
>>142989771is it already biseover?
Colin Stüssi suddenly in the tour alsace GC hahalolwhat are they smoking?
czech GC
gc top 20 czech
>>142989586is the guy who is financing patje behind it? Zdenek Bakala?
volta a suécia em bicicleta
Which cyclist will FUCK the most at the Olympic village?
>>142989662It will just be me and you and a leaf named Bert left
>>142989586Kek, Brtki got the good stuff.
the Netherlands of Portugal
>>142989955One of the Polderbullies
>>142989955harry lavreysen followed by marie le net
>Tom Pidcock has criticised the mountain bike course at the Olympic Games in Paris. The defending cross-country champion believes that the course is not a real mountain bike course, as it is ‘just gravel’. Pidcock is not the only one who is critical; Puck Pieterse previously told WielerFlits that she also has reservations about the circuit in Paris.>“It is boring and I think they could have made it more of a mountain bike course”, Pidcock was blunt at CyclingWeekly. “It is not the best course in the world, but it is the same for everyone, so… We mountain bikers love our sport for certain reasons. You ride on special places and courses. But if you just ride over a hill with gravel on it, that is not mountain biking.”>Pidcock’s criticism is reminiscent of Pieterse’s words at the Dutch press conference. “The top layer is gravel, which makes it slippery in some corners. You have to be extra careful in that respect. "It's nice if the course can be determined on the climbs. But I certainly think that if you have the rhythm here, you can also make up a lot of time on the parts in between," said the young contender in front of the camera of WielerFlits.frenchbros...
Nordhagen or Widar for Avenir?
>>142990058looked at some preride videos from puckse I think and gravel aside the course looked lame
son of watts wins last stage in Wallonia, Trentin wins the GC.
that reminds me of the long straight roads we saw at the tour
>>142990083the future goat ofcourse
>>142990127i like long straight road stages for the shots
Wallonia GCTrentin and not so Strong with same time. Carlos Canal in the top 10.
>>142990127>>142990162Long straight roads are kino. As long as I don't need to ride them myself.
>>142990164Grande Carlito
>>142990164how is that GC decided? sum of places?
>>142990162shame there isn't a proper tour in aus we have heaps of those
>>142990226benis seconds
>>142990234damn that's pretty tight
>>142990164Trentin... taaie krijger
>>142990226Fewer children sniped by sponsors
Stüssi Pogacaresque
>STÜSSI wins intermediate sprintpas normal
So it was MENDOSH who lost the sprint and almost chuted doing so, he should just retire at this point
>>142990409he's going to win a stage and you'll regret saying this
>bidonsh freshcosMakes me want to drink.
stussy
7 km to go down in Lisabon
>>142990227I did that longest straight road of Australia it was quite the drive and after your first turn it's just endless straight again kek
>sinky lomtreshmuich obrigad
BENZ chads feastingDENZ chuds starving
light evening traffic in lisboa
I have no clue why would anyone have the finish line therevolta madness I guess
decathlon spottedthis is where bertaõ bought his triban gravelbike on which he chuted.
>>142989662
what a strange finish on a arterial road without specators.tomas conte wins
>>142990895this is actually LITERALLY true btw
Holy mogging
>Tomáš CONTTEWhere the FUCK is the bert saying he's a fraud
good that the winning team speaks Spanish, so at least I can understand what they are saying.>>142990923kek
joyful scenes from the emerald fields of marvila
And STÜSSI almost got assassinated some 400 metres before the meta
baborbros it's dark times for us
it's a 1+2 day today
top 10
GCStüssi gained 4 seconds.
headed down to Edo Sushi Parque das Nações for a post race snack, anyone want anything?
Volta has faster results than the Tour, pretty based.
top 20 GC, but some of the numbers are fucked
>>142991044ah no, it's just top 15, they don't have 15-19 yet.
Traguardo.
>>142990994Damn, my guys are fraudulent. Even had Tivani in an early draft
big gleb doing the olympic ITT tomorrow. I thought Russia paid its athletes lots of money if they wouldn't participate at the olympics. astana really needs the UCI points, but he would need to finish in the top 20 for that.
>>142991241Only 34 riders on the startlist, seems like the lowest ever tally at the olympics
>>142991097My research paid off with my secret pic Darder
>allemagneGermans cutting the line today. also rain reported at the finish line of the tour de france at the champs elysee. adjust accordingly.
>>142976438Doubt
For me, it's Burberry Qhubeka Nexthash
>>142991097Could you post the overall standing after the Tour?
>>142990058>>142990094What is that surprising is that those test ride were done a year ago, so they would have had _a lot_ of time to change it.
>etats-unisburgers cutting the line today as well.
>>142992257Oh shit we're at E already.
>french host shittest olympics in yearsunsurprising
>>142992109
Cancellara in Paris today. he will win tomorrow.
already berts im ready for this OL thing
>>142992372ready for the spectacle
>>142992364>le trendy reddit dude xDDD
>>142992419ready to watch kwabout tip over the side of his boat
>>142992342Cheers
>>142992364Fuck that moto doper
>rain and grey shit weather in Paris>rain and grey shit weather outside my windowcomfy
>>142991307Why is the order of the riders' firstname and lastname essentially random?
the old man of the mountainbike community
Will ciclismo be featured in the opening ceremony?
>>142992612it fucking better
who will win the final sprint?
>>142992673cav
>>142992518It is not random, it is alphabetical as I use it formatted this way to map between PCS/FirstCycling/Velogames.Not perfect, especially for multi names, but outside of exemptions it works very well.
>>142992612Lance Armstrong will make an appearance
>>142992716beyond based
The sound is gone, I do not understand anything.
>>142992612LeBron James is the USA flag bearer
cyc house - édition paris
>>142992954Don't jinx it mister.
>>142992954just wait for next ride
alright this is kino
>>142992954It was probably chainring bolts
>>142993374>>142993408Yes I fully expect that
>>142992954is that meant to be good wattage?
>>142992954>Balkon Bertacek I hope you have your own KOM there!
>>142994065No, the KOM is about 3:30 by a guy with a PCS profile, my PR a minute longer
>>142992954Nice, I'm happy for you. Don't forget you can always get earphones that block out noise
belgiquewhere are your cyclists on the boat?
This Balderstone guy is a big fat DNS incoming.Lost 4 minutes again.
>>142995061My cope is that he's going for a stage
>>142995355Mine too but there is clearly something off.Or maybe an Ayuso situeish.
>>142994335Well, don't give up, you can still go for local legend!
>>142993373:)
relaxing post volta ridelife is good
>>142996325>cries in backpain
I apologize for mocking the tour opening ceremony
>>142994929wtfwhere is remchad
>>142996485It's okay imo
>>142996465never forget your core exercises
Humiliation ritual
>>142996770why is there a gay black man dancingwhat is wrong with you people
>>142996724I have failed you...
>>142996698athletes competing the next day usually don't participate in the opening ceremony. it's not mandatory to participate.
I think it's much more fun than the average "200+ people are dancing in a stadium" opening ceremony.
>>142996914you've only failed yourself
>>142996770Will you go watch the tt tomorrow?
that was cool
Holy shit GOJIRA? This is already better than London and Beijing combined
Did I reopen the stream for Gojira?
what in the gay is this
Cool thing about being an American is that we have commentary during the ceremony so we can't hear the performers
>>142997558idk? did you?
>>142997783Gojira/Bizet medley.
>>142997783>getting angery at opera singersngmi
>>142997827Felt compelled to comment how I forgot about this whole thing, reopened and there is a pretty unexpected sound coming off.
>>142997783just french "people" being french
>>142997783Culture, maybe one day it will reach Lelgium
CASSIUS BASED
>>142997783Mélenchon's gay Afrance
Oh man. Fuck the rain :(
>>142997974what about the homos kissing on my screen
Cassius makes Daft Punk appearance at 1.0001 odds.
>>142998201*kisses you* ;)
>france
Will based Jean-Luc make an appearance?
ynr that Guillaume Martin was awarded by the academie française
what the fuck franceexplain yourselfs
>>142998232>cassiusDidn't one of them fell from a roof?
>>142998700For what? This is like every other opening ceremony
>>142998700you don't like gay sex?
I wasn't aware that Assassins Creed was so popular in France, I suppose they did have a game set during the revolution
>>142998837>interracial gay polyamory
>>142998953Sometimes I watch sweaty men in tight spandex suits for 4+ hours a day, so the concept of gay sex isn't a foreign concept to me.
will they send the refugees on rubber dinghy?
Buitrago spotted
>>142999048Isn't Ubisoft partly french?
>Rui Costa Rica
>>142999250it shows
>>142999368French Canadian I think
>>142999368I thought it was quebecois
>>142999453*wink* *wink*
>Commercials as soon as Denmark shows upkek based
>>142999457No it's Breton. They have dev studios in Québec
didnt see Mads
>>142999543>commercials during an opening ceremonydamn you guys do have it rough
>>142999603They have commercials during commercials
team UAE. waar Pogi?
>>142999597boat would tilt too much
>>142999603During Gojira they had some woman from one of the morning shows go "Oh my god, is that Heavy Metal?" so I didn't get to hear them play.
>>142999675Pogi is from Slovakia though
>>142999705hahaha
where's girmay?
>>142998796Didn't know that.
Girmay transitioned
bini cucked out of carrying the flag
B I N I !
>>142999705
>>142999797now you know. R.I.P ;_;7
Ayuso spotted
Eating dried fruit and nuts a year after their expiry date.Doesn't look I will die.
>>142999956yeah mold doesn't kill you it's fine
143000000 incoming.
BENISLAND :-DDDDDDDDDDD
something very french about playing soft piano in the rain
>>143000074what was it?>>143000000
>>143000068Not even, stored sealed, dark place, lower temperature. They look a bit more dry but that is all, no spots, no nothing.
>>142999956>Shelf Life does NOT mean expiration date>A standard's expiration date and shelf life are two entirely different entities. Chemical stability is only one of many factors involved in defining expiration date and shelf life.FACTOS
>GeorgiaNorth Carolina when?
where is the UCi and Hansen?this amount of rain is not okay
waar Red Walters for Granada
>>142999780
>>143000493Lmao cute
>Brits on live televisionday RUINED
>>143000549where was shitcock?
>>143000246>>143000379I know Bernd, I am old.Although the raisins taste a bit funny.
Guatemala
>>143000597I once got a GET shitting on Bayern Munich. funy
Big Lasha Talakhadze carrying the flag. Imagine the watts
>>143000700you now remember the evil hexas of jumbo dominance
NBC cut to commercial whenever theres a long stretch of African/Carribean nations
>Bungary
Magyarbros.
Big Debussy admirer, but claire de lune is kinda overdone
why is iraq all old men
>>143000977Same, my second favorite after me Chopin.
Based van Aert carrying the flag
lmao van aert as the indonesia flag bearer
>trimming my pubes with electric razor and 3mm guard>somehow accidentally touch blade against taint >blood everywhereI don't think I'm going to be able to ride for a month
>>143000811This never happened.!
Next boat better be Israel Premier Tech and Iran
A lot of athletes skipping this. Iraq said 23 athletes but only 3 on the boat as far as I could see
that's a lot of bertolos
Hope the Italians and Icelandics are pelting the Israeli dogs with their trash
>>143001203football team innit
>>143001173FIHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>143001173somali pirates attacking the israel boat!
what if Julian is the torch bearer
>>143001158This is why you always use electric Bert.
>>143001095Big Liszt guy myself
Pixar commercial?
Fraaaaaaance
this minions commercial must have cost gorillions what the fuck
huh
Whats so bad about showering your bro off in a parking lot anyway
>Minions
>>143001095>>143001591Mein Negers!
>>143001591I like him too but he is virtuoso personified, almost too much.
>>143001783They're FRENCH
it should've been the rabbids
>>143001842They're from Santa Monica, California
>>143001203I would skip it. What cyclists were there. I hope Remco is not out in that rain
>>143002074*ALLEZ THIBAUT*
>>143001517Should've read read your post twice before posting.You used electric! How does something like this happened?!
who the fuck are these french women and why should we care
c'est quoi ça?
>>143002266Don't know they played a commercial as soon as the Minions disappeared
>>143002266They will manage to not put Jeanne d'Arc
>>143002121
last statue is Le Pen I heard
>>143002420J'saispas.>>143002439I am thinking that too, kek.
Alice Guy-BLANCHÉ
>>143002439she already has like a million statues
>>143002439She's not a real person
>>143002266Apperantly Joane D'Arc had some big ass tiddies.Louise Michel had quite an interesting life too.
this stuff is so lameand it's all always so predictable in addition to being boringgimme basque song and dance anyday
>Statue of Marie Le Net appears
>>143002439yepno statue for Joan
>>143002588*JeanneI blame it on the wine
team astana
vino spotted
>>143002266simone veil made killing children legal. a saint
vroome dawg spotted
>breakdancer flagbearerbro what
>Missing Kazakhstan because Peyton Manning is in the studio
My sources have confirmed a surprise appearance of Autismbert in the Mongolia delegation.
>>143002913Breakdancing is olympic?
>>143002991das rite
>>143002981KEK
>>143002913Breakdancing is now an olympic discipline...
ciclisme?
CICLISME!
>BMXi guess we won in a way berts
>>143003082
A bike is a bike ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Libyans look like they're fresh off a Toyota Hilux.
>>143003265lmao
This whole olympic opening ceremony is more gay than the ESC.
>>143003318>Kepi BlancFrench foreign legion looks like THAT?
My commentators say this breaking tenor is a Polack.
>>143003397Well it's something different for once.
Rem-Ko Eh-Feh-Neh-Pool
Would of been more kino at night
Well it's probably going to rain in +1 hour, so I'm off for a quick evening ride.
>>143003600CUT
>>142993235mmmmmmm this nigga based (yuh)
>>142992342i see some of you shitters put moho in your team
>>143003709It's too late
Based Mexico, waar Zakito?
Where did they get the boats
waar sanbayar? oh, yes he does the ITT tomorrow.
>>143003939yolo
Cute Monegasque girl
SAINBAYAR AND AUTISMBERT SPOTTED
Autism bert not spotted
Tismbert somewhere there, dressed in a carpet.
>>143004071I thought that was him at the back? can't take screenshots anymore from vrt
I'm not watching this shit but my gf has been spouting homophonic stuffs for a while
Be warned the czech "costume" is truly hideous
waar chris froome?
>>143004208based gf
>>143004208You should get rid of her, sounds toxic
>>143004242not invited due to his antisemetic wife
>>143004200
uno-x country, hide the asthma inhalers
D O P A G E
>>143004268guy under the flag not sainbayar? looks a little too fat maybe
>>143002121I don't know somehow the angle allowed my skin to slip through the guard
>french rapgiga yikes
Akhenaton?
Only Pinot lighting the cauldron could save this
>>143004744what if it's Gaudu
Jesus, can't be less in yo face?
what we sippin men (and women)?
No, the guy was Rim'K. Listened to it when I had a rap phase.
woman with 2 robot hands
someone nuke paris already
>>143004918Stunning and brave
>>143005015This one is shit, although I think I have drank a year old. Clearly needed way more time.
Diams lmao.
>>143004918
A lass with a beard, comedy gold lads.
>>143005015hands looking kinda moldy there you should get some sun
>
>>143004918That's a man
>>143004612listened to Demain C'est Loin the other day. Still an absolute banger after all these years. IN fact I think I'll listen to it right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eObAFn9F4E
>>143005015vinho verde innitjust enough dose to cure my volta fever
pays? pas!
>>143005594Top 10 if not top 3 for me in frog rap songs.
>>143005594Insane how shit French rap is now compared to what it used to be
Negerlands
Holland starts with a P in French?
>>143005541
>Kind van de duivel plays in the background
>>143005839Pays-Bas.Nice we are dressed in curtains.
>>143005541>AsterixWaar Obelix?
bertaõs
JOÃO SPOTTED
>>143005541man Beyonce looking rough these days
>>143005950>>143004918
>>143005643Wich one?pls tell me it's not casal garcia
>>143006029kek
>>143006029
>>143006045Casal Garcia innit
>>143006260Lovely
>>143004918Now THAT'S an athlete
>>143004315I don't chose my gf for her political opinions
>>143006363coward
This just in, Marc Madiot will light the flame
I used to go to drag shows a lot in college. It was only gay dudes and girls, super easy to talk to qts
>slovakia and slovenia on the same boatplease
>>143006174poor you
>>143000977For me, it's Erik Satie
Lebron looks like such a cartoon character
Slovakia mogged by slOVENia
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
Hand this poor dehydrated man the final bidon.
>>143006642well he is one
>>143006652BRUTAL mog for our Jozefs.
>>143006642he was in Space Jam
>>143006471The opposite really. I'm not insecure enough that I try to surround myself with people thinking like me
>>143006569Should put the entire Balkans into the same boat just for the memes
>>143006760Nice little rhetorical ju-jitsu there. You're in hiding, you're weak
>>143006716more like give him a final bullet, to the brain
>>143006605I used to play gymnopedie to fall asleep
mfing Swiss of course have their own boat
>>143006716Christopher Eccleston looks rough these days
>>143006894yes of course. we aren't poor.
bertaczeks with their own boat as well. no sharing with slovakia.
Boat just for us
The Olympics featuring Lebron James, Rory McIlroy, Antoine Dupont, Carlos Alcaraz and so onI'd nuke the whole thing down to 10 sports
bertacek wtf was that suit
>>143006990>>143007144This is just compensation for landlocked pays.
>>143007119>>143007144Yeah, but cramped on the balcony, not allowed inside or on the deck ;^)
>>143007180comfy cow suits?
moo :)
>>143007263lots of bald brothers
>>143007171I'd the Olympics aren't the biggest event of your sport it shouldn't be in it, simple
waar paduni?
>>143007252Few of them are allowed of me deck
page 9 btw, just saying.
>american virgins>british virgins?
>>143007616Let yo nuts hang Suissebert, do yo thing
>>143006642Wait your telling me lebron from multiversus is a real guy
>>143006045this one is Arca Nova
Business Idea: Le Tour de Space. Like Space Jam but with cycling
USA USA USA
PHWOAR
USA!
>>143007754bertaczek has to work off the loan so he could have his own boat
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
danish eurosport keeps fucking talking about Assasins creed
The hooded figure was Pinot this whole time?
lots of admirers of marie le net on that boat
waar julian
>>143008344>>143008344>>143008344>>143008344
>>143004208Wish I had a gf. A nice one though that doesn't have extreme or conservative views
>>143008645Being conservative isn't bad. Only if it's to the extreme or it's their entire identity. But that's not just being a conservative it'd also be an issue with the other end of the spectrum. Or most political ideologies or religions.
