Volta a Portugal (2.UWT)Stage 3Crato - Covilhã (Torre)161.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/stage-3Live stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/stage-4/live/livestatsStreams:https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/16:00 CETPrevious Thread:>>142976165
>>143008344Current and upcoming races:24.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.UWT24.07 - 27.07 Czech Tour 2.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
Lame edish should have been a preemptive McNulty edition after he shits on your Remcos, your Pippos, your Tarlings
soon
Music has been slapping for the last 30 mins
>>143008344>Stüssi
TWW
All your Cassiuses, Justices, Stardusts, but still no Daft Punk proper.
The TT tomorrow
If remco doesn't medal I won't be angry. If wout doesn't medal I'll be the first to arrive in the HLN comments and the last to leave
I will be up at 5AM to watch the Rowing, the Swimming and of course the Chrono
>>143008717But Daan Hoole!
that's some short odds for a young lad against two TT beasts
>Meet Xer at the Love Parade
>>143008891This shouldn't make me kek, but it did.
>>143008891HehheI'm surprised I haven't heard Aznavour yet.
GIGI!
>still no voyage voyage
GIGI DAG
darude sandstorm lol
where is kraftwerk
>>143009470with a cripple breakdancer
Hmm I did not see DYGERT or MCNULTY or JORGENSON or SHEFFIELD on the usa boat
propa boomer playlist
Tarling had done 17 TTs4 2nd1 3rdwon 12only people who have beaten himRemcoGannaMads!!and Gustav Wang
this is just eurovision OL version
Well I thought it was a funny tweet anyway
waar daft punk? aren't they squeakers?
Yup, ESC is officially straight now.
THIS IS FRANCE MESSIEURS DAMES
why is this shit so fucking gay
>>143009949They're true squeakers probably squeaking about the olympics
>>143010114wow, wiggo has lost it
Weimar issues need Weimar solutions.
getting quite boring now
this dance thing kind of goes hard desu
>>143010132you had ONCE chance to show off how cool France can be and you fucked it up on such a scale that there is no words for it, everyone around the world now will think France is nothing but black faggots and cripple weirdos.how does it feel knowing your tax money went to this clownshow?
>>143010132Topest kek
>>143010114Today is going way farther than ESC
>>143009898ok that was decent
>>143010114
>>143010114why do they do this? who wants to see this freak show shit?
nothing more french than imagine by Bart Lemmen
>>143010334Clearly the French don't want people visiting4D chess
nice careermaybe he is the reason Bahrain are shit now
Those Saudis are hating every minute of this
I stopped watching after the USA boat, I am watching Gojira's 2018 Pol'And'Rock festival set, some of the best sound engineering in concert history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISJtvWhkMFQ
>>143010334They should have made something like Puy du Fou. But we got polyamorous gay blacks instead
>>143010428Thank you portubro, you've always got my back
horse category
>>143011060The singer looks like Allah Flip
>>143009949>>143008717bought Homework back in the days, good memorieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwdZy7OExlY
Is this Jeanne?
>>143009949They refused to be part of that shitshow. Pretty smart of them
>>143010880Ironically, with the proper nutrition and coaching, he could've won the tour
ciclismo
>>143011605based
Zatopek was literally me
>everyone on their phones
cool montage
Bob Beamon best Olympic moment of all time agree or no?
there's something larger than life about athletes coming from every little corner of the globe to duke it out in sportsit's a shame the event is so obscenely bloated with stupid sports and variations though
I'm back from my ridetiem for some comfy TV again
Based moments of communist victories
BIG Czech flag bearer.
They're going to show the Bertolo and the Qatari high jumpers from Tokyo, I know they are
>that german weightlifter that won with a picture of his dead wifedamn that was good
robo horse turned into real hors
German weightlifter still makes me cry
>>143012113why is mma not in the olympics? very fitting sport. gladiatoresque but with added bonus of fighting for your country
Poor Horse is nervous
>>143012375imagine his watts
>>143012113It's the politics and the extreme commercialization of it all.
>>143011211meds and slavs have to stick together
So which demon are the summoning tonight
yup, wtf are the Czechs even wearing? did you design it yourself bertaczek?
>>143012709A kid was playing with scisors type of dressEverybody hates it
I spotted 0 cyclists
CAM ON FLAG! YOU CAN DO IT!
>>143013009most of them are already in bed by now
tour de france stock images used! we are so back.
Grande Filippo
Ciclismo
>>143013215>>143013231Did they show Top Ganna during commercial break?
For me?More like itty bitty titty committee.
Is /deathmarch/ still a thing?
I hope Bach dies of cancer.fucking nigger
>>143013445All Breasts are lovely
>>143013467Nope. They shortened it in the name #equality
>>143013467Sadly no.They even took that away from us
>>143013313>>143013205>>143013467nerfed
Handsome lad this .No homo.
>>143013205what year is that? looks like jumbo on bianchi bikes.
>>143013582>>143013599>>143013604They can't do this to us brehs :'(
>>143013703Not even a bow tie in a tricolore
>>143013555>>143013555>>143013555
>>143013703He comes from PAU
How much left. Don't want to ditch it if it will last 15 more minutes but it is sleepy time.
>>143013998gn Polackbert
If france is top 5 in the medal table I am going to squeak
Why do they talk so much
>>143014111France are impervious to the demons of dopage
Yeah, I've seen enough.Night berts.>>143014076
>>143014111last 3 they have been 8th 7th 7th so I would expect a 5th on home soil
BlahBlahBlah......
Megadeth mentioned
atleast the french speak fast, this guy is falling asleep in front of us
>>143008344I like portugal. A comfy country. People are generally nicer than Spain France and Italy where they are generally massive cunts, and the girls are prettier. I understand why Americans and Brits are moving there and driving the rents up
>>143014437Why is this fraud still there didn't he lose?
Umbreally man like "ffs, come to the point"
Empty words as long as Israel is allowed to compete
VIVA PANTANI
>>143014495It was a race incident
>>143014495He doesn't have the guts, or balls, to resign.
If only they all game a speech like Macron's
sans dopage? I didn't sign this.
>sans dopage
>sans dopagePogi couldn't come
zidane wandered on stage
>light em up Zizou!
Oh shit it's Zizou
rafa nadal?he's not even a squeaker
god damn, roidal can't even walk straight anymore
Why didn't they bring out a French Tennis legend?
>sans dopage>Nadalkek
Ciclismo bros, there's still hope
>>143015287Nadal is probably one of Paris' biggest ever sporting legends. He's won 14 Rolland-Garros'
>>143015388But FIGNON is dead
Waar Hinault?
>Gaudu lurking behind a corner>"my treasure!"
Samuel Dumoulin coming out any moment now
>>143015502I don't think Hinot would support this shit
>Cerrone based
>>143015452By that logic they should bring in lance. Although pretty sure he is on record saying cycling is bigger than the Olympics and shouldn't be a part of the games
>Nadal and SerenaDo they not have their own athletes
Ulle will appear any second now
I honestly don't get this opening ceremony
And the final torch bearer....kamala harris #slaykween
Bert was rightIt's gonna be the great Lance ARMSTRONG
says on me tellybox that this is going on til midnight. 1am local time like. surely not.this song is a banger anyway
>>143013205>>143013723The red and black kit looks like BMC. The bright neon green/yellow kit could be Tinkoff and with Jumbo on Bianchi this could be 2016.Could probably other seasons as well but that's my best guess for now.
>>143015652>>143015971indeedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGK4qBTwpw
>>143015971fine by me desu, got a wedding tomorrow so whatever
>>143016004The green is Sagan
I like the TdF because we get to see the beauty of France. I wish the Olympics had chosen to do the same
200km tomorrow, time to sleep soon
incredible lights
>>143016231quality
>>143016231The lights on the tower are the coolest parts of the whole thing
when I was a teenager every night disco had these laser lights kek
carl fucking lewissans dopage lmao
>>143016377Teenagers aren't allowed in Discos
Parisian RAI shitting the bed?So many shots from the starting line
Ignoring everything else, this opening ceremony is a logistical nightmare.
are they really going to light the torch with a non frenchy? can't be doing that nowBig Ted Riner not available
>>143016392that whole boat are sinners
>>143016403bert PLEASE seek help, the laws in your country are literally retarded
Flame keeps going out
>>143016377Your local disco has the eiffel tower?
>tony parkerwtf
he literally can’t run lol
>>143016111I don't remember the green jersey being that brightly colored.
Ayyy Tony Parker
bruh Parker gimpy as fuck
>>143016808>me catching the night bus after 8 duvels
>comms don't know who it iskek
Will Mark Cavendish be there? He's a French sporting legend now
I want to jog through empty Paris in the rain
>>143016907same here topkek
fun fact Tony Parker has cte from playing sports in the us
z2 jog this, Sola would be disappointed
>>143016908Too busy DOMINATING post tour crits
aye pick up the pace yeah we ain't got all night
>>143017072ain't got no legs chief
>They're running to the Arc de Triomphe
Where is Oscar Pistorius
>>143016907I dont know any of them since nadal
Mikkel Hansen better
get on with it
>we're assembling a teamwaar legendary runner FROOME?
>>143017206You didn't know the people on the boat with him?
who thought a 20 minute torch jog was a good idea. fuck sake lads this is a shambles
>>143017206One of them played 18 years in the NBA
No cyclist is grim.
my boy Riner
CICLISMO>https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/charles-coste
A few cyclists in there, we take those
>>143017459there was a track cyclist
>>143017459The guy in wheelchair was the great Charles COSTEhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/charles-coste
>oldest living Olympic champion is a cyclist ok based
burning water?
>>143017530>mogged by Ferdinand Küblerheh
>>1430175304th in the 1950 Paris-Roubaix
I was just talking about the history of hot air balloons with my friend the other day. Its an entertaining subject
Oh shit it's my girl Celine
I got vertigo 3 times in my life. Once was going up the Eiffel Tower. Had to turn back. Couldn't do it.
>>143017803VERY significant result
Now it feels like the ending ceremony
>>143018008I got it once in a bell tower in San Juan Bautista
>>143017803Losing to Coppi and Magni is no shame
Be honest you would
this will be visible during the ITT tomorrow?
>>143017803that's impressive tbqh
KÜNG KÜNG KÜNGI believe
>>143018322I mean it has to stay on no?
What time the TT on at? planning a BIG one tomo but I don't do early mornings
suisse tv showing me that they have the Greg Lemond documentary on their streaming platform. I want to go to sleep though
>>143009898Haha , genuinely clever and funny
>>143018945>The last clean rider
>>143018057231 starting, only 76 make it to the end. Pretty brutal.
my mates are going to torre tomorrow while I have a wedding not fair bros
>>14301912339 avg on the cobbles on those shitty bikes #respect
Predict TT podiums bros1. Tarling 2. Remco3. Ganna I somehow feel disappointment coming from top gooner
>>143019197remco will win ez
>>143019227I bet his wheelchair has better wheels and tires than he had on his bike back in the days.
ynr the stone where grug chuted
>>143019227they could have sent a press release naming the athletes. commentators didn't know any of them. although I suspect they did and commentators were just useless
kinda grim that poga doesn't participate
>>143019394Eurosport here was struggling at the start but then seemed have got the name list from somewhere.
>>143019394was kinda weird, I assumed everyone had a "roadbook"
>>143019251I am rooting for himBut I fear the Anglo twink
>>143019394They kinda got lost between the cripples and the rapid fire at the end here
>>143019604The firestarters are always a secret
>>143019675indeed
NEED a Remco Gold like I need air to breathe
good night, have this as a starter for burger hours
>>143019882This except VAN AERT double gold
2024 La Vuelta Ciclista a España champion Richard CARAPAZ
>>143020511fuck forgot textthank you krautbert for cheap imported macro beerslooks expensive on the receipt but was actually on special and is usually much more expensive. such is life in canada
>>143020511thought they were spelling kombucha weird at first
>>143019746Why is Snoop Dogg carrying a torch?
Time for Torre kino tomorrow
What for France made bad show?
>>143021079Less steep, Torre is MADE for BIG Moreira
The torchbearer's gold medal
>>1430212302nd and 1st the last two times he actually competed there. The comeback starts now
it's new tire time: what are Berts recommendations?
Watching FIVE EASY PIECES (1970)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-b8P1yj9w
>>143021446Pirelli P Zero Race TLR SpeedCore, retarded name but fastor go for the classic conti 5000
>>143021628I was about to bite the bullet on the Contis, reading a Pirelli review now
>>143020526
>>143021847I was about to bite the burger
>>143022036not happening, he got the one GT win for us this decade already
>>143008634
Does Memco get to ride last tomorrow or do people from flyover countries go after him?
>>143022368EVENEPOEL starts last 17:21 at CEST
>>143022447In burger hours what is that?
>>14302245811:21 am eastern
>>143022471I will be awake for that (I get up at 530 most mornings)
>>143022613Every time you make one of these a polar bear drowns
>>143022646I don't make them. Its unreleased footage from the ullrich documentary
QUIZ ZEIT: Fastest runner up LPDBF?
>>143022829Pogi
>>143023314No it was Aru
>>143023390Oh, ok
new FTP just dropped. its 159 now? holy BASED. i did this one with a heart rate monitor. my garmin says my VO2 max is 50, which is "excellent". how reliable is that rating?
>>143023555Wifey looking long
>>143023682shes a bit chonky irl
She's not even French I have never understood this bit
>>143023920burger hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICKOVZePhc0
>>143023920less oogling my french trophy wife, more admiring my superior VO2 max and wattage fren, merci
>>143023731Who is she?
do you guys ever wish you were riding, when you are at home or at work or it's late and it's not the time to ride, and you are just looking forward to your next ride.Happens to me all the time. I'd ride all the time but I know my genetic dead end ass won't afford me the recovery I'd need to adapt to the training stimulus.
>>143024041was on the side of the road during the Le Tour and the most annoying burger I've ever seen won't stop posting her
>>143024067vous preferez comme ca?
>>143024191for me, it's Mathieu vends des poules
>>143024256moar like vendes des pouffes
So many good riders skipping the olympics.
>>143024067>the most annoying burger I've ever seen won't stop posting herI wonder if it's the same burger posting tommy mommy and Fignon? They seem so similar.
>>143025012It’s 10,000% the same retard
Its wild that the leaf woman/food-poster is not even the most annoying north-american poster.
>>143025012are you from pol? hiiii frennnn
>>143025177He’s not annoying he just posts funny. The brit and the Burger are miles worse
>>143025249youre just a fag. fagggg
>>143024638if only they had put urska...
How many WRs in Athletics and Swimming this year?
>>143025102Poor fellow has the 'tism and really pushes his memes. Hope he gets what he's looking for out of them.>>143025189Hello frennn
>>143025177>Verification not required.
>>143025668I live less than a mile from where this pic was taken
>>143025589youve seen my sweet french mother on pol? holy BASED
>>143025765>Rare tommy mommy
>>143025856are you a regular here fren?
please don't all anhero tonight frenchies, we know it wasn't you who planned the ceremony, just meditate on happy memories of the tour and it will all be alright
As much as it would pain me personally it would probably be best if we banned all burgerberts for a while
>>143025954I lurk mostly fren.
>>143025242there is cum on the wrap
>>143027196it's donAIR sauce from Canada, it's like traditional doner sauce but it's made with a base of condensed milk instead of yogurt or mayo. I think it's supposed to be more runny.Just watched the first 3 episodes of yowamushi pedal and I haven't been this excited about an anime since I first watched Initial D 20 years ago, but not exactly as hyped. When Iwaizumi was saying how he was doing 90 kilometers daily as opposed to 40k to Akiba and back, it really made me want to ditch weights and just focus on riding. Kinda want to just go out for a late night hill climb at this place near my house, but i've had a few too many beers. Hills only 8.8% average according to google earth gps, can't imagine how it would be to go up a 20% hill for like 2 km like in the anime. Man anime is so much more tolerable when drinking.
>>143027145based lurker-fren. >picrel: literally us
>>143023555what are you, a dwarf?159W at 50 mL/kg•min is comicale
>>143028418Where do you read his vo2max?
>>143028365Based figanon, my tan looks even for once
Good morning.Burger hours are over.
>>143020781Well, yes.>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-13675983/Snoop-Dogg-Olympic-torch-opening-ceremony-Paris.html
Oh my, I will get cooked today.
>>143028723lmao
>>143020511supermarché?I thought you had to buy alcohol at the state monopoly shop SAQ
>>143017803elite list
>>143028433In the text part of his post?
>>143029325humm, critical level of attention paying
>>143028418nah its epic. at this rate ill have 500 watts in 4 months. youre just butt blasted fren its ok
>>143028562hinault teh fren-o lookin sporty. you mustve gone en vacances, oui?
You guys should ride your bike more instead of posting all this weird crap
>>143029832my garmin said i need 68 hrs of rest and relaxation after mogging the FTP test fren, youre stuck with me til then
Thank god I wasn't here during the satanic opening ritual because I would 100% be reported by that one snitch in here and banned again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7gnhelWeQI'm rethinking my priorities of having a /cyc/ gf vs other sports
>>143030272Handball they're 100% lezbian though
>>143030272>tfw no cycling mommy to sniff her butt
Demented spastic threads desu
>>143030272Sport women are far to extroverted. A nightmare to deal with.
>>143030652They're all infertile as well
>>143020337Unironically french food is a pile of shite. Poncey and tiny portions, nutritional value is appalling.
>>143030715theres my schiz fren
>>143030829You dream of achieving my wattage kid
>rain during the TTalready lost all my interest
>>143030864whats your wattage junior? im doing another FTP test at some big hills in 2 days, im playing myself with these hairpin curves fren
>>143030912>juniorMy ftp is literally double yours CHILD
>>143030973youve had years of sucking off daddy for bikes and protein, give me 4 months and ill do to you what fignon did to hinault in 84
>>143031031dysgenic amerishart genes, I don't think my ftp was ever that low, maybe when I was 8 or 9. yanks have a terminal case of ngmi. I pity your puny heart and lungs. I possess and ox heart whilst yours is a gerbil or lickle bunny wabbits heart. it's a racial purity thing you wouldn't get it.
>>143031151>racial purity>a bongyou dont have green eyes like me, you have poop eyes, and i can smell them from here. post vo2 max
>>143031241newfag
watching badminton cool shit
I'm at stage 8 of Giro 1999, the first big mountain stagePantani already in maglia rosa, I think he's gonna win
When do the yanks and Brits get their meds again
>>143031311>Pantani already in maglia rosa, I think he's gonna win
>>143031272post vo2 max achmed.
>>143031368Btw before this stage riders were ready to all go home if they continued with so many doping controls, they had surprise doping controls every dayThe feeling was they were trying to get some positives at any cost
thank god the dopeur has resigned from the olympics likely because he fears the doping controls so we can have a fair and exiting race
>>143031455based
>>143030137I see my report led to some resultsvery nice
>>143031476thought Jonas was your guy?
I had a WEIRD dream about the olympics time trial>It was happening on a roof of a gigantic megabuilding>I was a soigneur for Memco and there barely were any people>There was also van AERT who begged me to get some of that magic "aero skin" cream Memco uses>Pipo GANNA ignored me>Memco started first, next was some guy competing on a commute bike with a rucksack on his back>Then SAINBAYAR wanted to start but started too early and was stopped. He didn't speak english so the starting lady yelled at him in czech.>I went to see Memco finish a floor down but I went two floord by mistake and there was an olympic concert in silent music (they played electronic instruments and had headphones) and there were no floors back up, so I woke up in panic
>>143031643I don't believe any of this happened but nice post
>>143031495stahp
>>143031349the bong needs it, hes schizzing out fren. meanwhile fignons garcon est tout naturelle
>>143031495Good job danebro, these /pol/-sissies and their incessant offtopic whining was getting annoying
I have just seen fantastic paprikas and zucchinis at my local lady who comes over with her stall two days in a week to sell her produce.There are seas of lecso incoming.>>143031643>>143031654Well duh, it was a dream, I BELIEVE.
>>143031710>offtopic
>>143031710I was reported and warned for posting an image of grug off bike because it was "off topic".
>>143029832Literally pinning on a race number rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjnRDHEjgHcAnime scouting the TT parcours
>>143031796>race numbers>picrel, fignon sporting race numberswhat do you frens think fignons wattage was?
We live in POLANDWith polish girls
>>143031822
Bissegger: 17:02Sheffield: 17:03:30Van Aert: 17:06:30Foss: 17:11Bjerg: 17:12:30Tarling: 17:15:30Küng: 17:17McNulty: 17:18:30Ganna: 17:20Evenepoel: 17:21:30
I'm here to see Jambaljamts destroy all the weak westerners
>>143031938supposed rain till 17:00
gm let's Rock & Roll
Went over to see what's up at Maribo since she is riding that race again. >>143031869Still looks 10 years older. More tatts. More contrived. Sad.
>>143032027seeing a roastie hit the wall at warp speed and still think shes got it is topzozzles
>>143032027looks good to me
>>143032080she is hot though and aging well
>>143032027>"29"well that is unfortunate
>>143032155>aging well>those eye bags and wrinklesfollow your hero mutt
>>143032210Smile lines means she's lived a life full of joy, makes her more attractive
>>143031695increasing the quality of this general one German ban at a time
>>143032355what does this photo say to you fren? >god i wish that were me
>>143032379Focus on the Burgers for a while please
fignon is the greatest and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>143032430and the brit
>>143032473so difficult to pick my favorite fignon photo. all of them show different sides of our hero, frens. but this is one of my favorites, showcasing fignons hardnosed personality dans la rue.
>>143032430I actually just made an effort in this area
>>143032587>this post violates a rule>announcing a reportenjoy, retard.
>saturday monring with brits, danes, burgers and german fighting it outThe fucking state of /cyc/
>>143032655I didn’t announce anything
>>143032731>Using pedals
>>143032731I'm watching Swimming I ain't engaging
Hello berts, I'm looking forward to memco pushing the pedals very hard this afternoon. Surely he has to win right?
>>143032877It's raining, the welsh got this in the bag
>>143032750>increasing the quality of this general one German ban at a time>I actually just made an effort in this areawho do you think youre fooling mutt
>>143032897>ineos rider>Staying on his bike>remco>staying on his bike>Kung>staying on his bikemcnutty wins
Only Volta a Portugal will save us from gaylimpcs (pedolimpics? jewlimpics?)
>>143032928Speculative. Why are you even calling me a mutt?
>>143011726this photo oozes of soul
sim olá colegas medsI am a very Portugueso person Donde estas la Volta
From my MODERATE Marbella ride
>>143032931
We need the remco wet webm, I don't have it on this laptop
>>143033228nice
9 eurosport channels I have now. they are growing by the day. and nothing worth watching on any of them. some of these sports are absolute dirt. judo and hockey I was watching. fucking terrible.
kung is going to win gold it would be so kino how can you not root for it
jambal will win
>>143033289The hockey match was boring they’re showing judo in between which is also horrible sport T&F can’t start soon enough
retard question: why is there so few riders? we could have had 2 for every country, and probably at least twices the countries
>>143033683The number of slots is even more limited for some reason
>>143033683There are quite big constraints on the number of athletes, so federation get some quota.
>>143033683You need to qualify for it the system is too lenient as is already
>>143033603When I root for him he chutes and comes home with a bloody face
>pogi not riding the road olympics next weekwtf? it was all cooked for him
>>143033763It's way too easy for him. Might have been a great ally for grug though
>>143033123Donde esta la biblioteca?
>>143033683Men-women parity. Same reason /deathmarch/ is gone this year
>>143033835Isn't the answer to add women rather than subtract men?
>>143033868adding women makes you substract men because of the limited atheletes you can send to the whole event
>>143033903I think the answer is that we move the Olympics to Greece permanently It's too big for all these random cities to host now
>>143033831Sim la bibliotheca esta in El bano de gatos
>Lotto lost his 2nd sponsor because of some retard working for the national governmentdamn
Peculiar
These Chinese boys are rapid
>>143034262do you think he's related to Stussi
>>143034326They are both from the Jaw Valley
>ywn get a handy-jay from a female rower
>>143034451if he goes any more broke you might be able to get one from sir bradley wiggo
Dutch quad boat very fast
Ayo why this night Pidcock looking so zesty fr namsayin? No cap
>>143034096great webm that
>>143034848he a homo No cap
>>143034848
Grug should have went to the XC. Free win with this parcours
On met la patate aujourd'hui?
>Although these are my second Olympic Games after Tokyo 2021 and I still haven't seen the Olympic village. That's a shame. I hope we will go and have a look there in the next two weeks.”Vollering ready to spend 2 fun weeks at the village
>>143035558Oui oui hon honI mean sim
>6 min 42 s @ 404 W Pretty decent desu.
Rowing and Swimming finished. Nothing interesting before Ciclismo now
Any Dygertheads on this very /cyc/?
>>143036657Short shorts fan here. But Emma will win.
PALZER Anton wins today
W*men jumbo visma wins in Poland, first win for Jumbo in months, men or women.There was a girl being lapped and therefore the winner thought she was second
How many collarbones cyc?
>Volta edition>Not Olympics TT?
>>143037093It rained all night until 1 hour ago or so. Though I've never had a slippage problem myself, the roads are pretty good here. At 55km/h though, I don't know
>>143037130I mean at leasth sheffield
>>143036020Nice numbers bjert 10m at 400 is very fancy landmark
Who do you have berts? Remco looked too thin when I saw him outside. I think the Tour de France has done him in. This is a Ganna or Tarling moment
>>143037097Grand Tours have priority over mere races
Philippe?
The Danish girls will bring home the gold.
>>143037295What did Squillaume think of that?
>>143037282>Volta a Portugal>Grand Tourhuh?
>>143037419>huh?huh?
>>143037419you seem confused like a tourist
>>143037468HUH?
Why are the olympic time trial so short? This is only 32km flat and already one of the longest
>>143037488no idea, should be 45km minim
>In road bicycle racing, a Grand Tour is one of the three major European professional cycling stage races: Giro d'Italia, Tour de France, and Vuelta a España. Collectively they are termed the Grand Tours, and all three races are similar in format, being three-week races with daily stages.
>>143037488Usually there are between 40 and 55km. This one is short for men-women parity again I guess
>>143037570lame
>>143037488What are you on about, this is the shortest TT ever and this is because they wanted men and women to do the same
>>143037192KUNG KUNG STEFAN STEFAN KUNG KUNG
>Young talent CFHagz on commentary hereJust needs a little more time
>>143037295I didn't watch it but a friend sent me videos of the light show at the Eiffel tower and you have to admit it looked insanely good. Just on that our forefathers of the World's fair would've been proud. The queer shit, eh what are you gonna do it's the agenda>>143037660he's done bert. For me it's Tarling, Ganna and probably Sorenjskold
Remco's celibacy status?
>>143037747he's in the city of beurettes
WE LIVE IN MORAVIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyDe6lbb3VoFinally we will get to see the legendary Dlouhe Strane climb I have been talking about on many a occasions
>>143037765Bouhanni's nafri is much hotter though. More girl next door look. Remco's girlfriend looks like the myriad of golddiggers you see around here
>>143037705I'm sure they can make good light show with the tour eifel. I also didn't watch because I had 0 expectation, but gilbert retweeting something slightly critical of the woke thing is fun.
>>143037799>girlfriendwife
>>143037747Oumi was spotted with him. He is likely not in no-nut mode - sell your bets before it's too late
WE LIVE IN PARIJS
>>143037816https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYBv8Use7-0 this is really some maximalist stuff you'd see people a century ago fantasize about. I love it>>143037818I forgot about that whole thing where he also wore the morrocan ceremony clothing. I mean she hasn't kwabbed him like other wives do with riders so maybe she's much better than we think in her head
New doku of Emma, Lea Sophie and Pauline if any Germbert is interestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTsSk95JmY
Gilbert is the one with the hottest wife
>>143037799>Bouhanni's nafri is much hotter though.
>>143037879I mean after our boy Valverde of course>>143037799>Remco's girlfriend looks like the myriad of golddiggers you see around herekek
>>143037879
>>143037639they should have made the women TT longer, it's time for UCI to change their retarded rules
Based Fabian spotted
>>143037906blessed bala
Commentary completely drowned out by the ambient noise
>>143037886She's an actress and filmmaker. Got that homely look about her. Looks like a bit of a Lidl Isabelle Adjani though
