>Lap:#7266>Countdown to Waffle Deathtrap GP::https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142938299>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:219 (216 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:31>Femando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:192>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan81>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 265 (+10)NOR: 189 (+18)LEC: 162 (+12)SAI: 154 (+8)PIA: 149 (+25)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 389 (+16)McLaren: 338 (+43)Ferrari: 322 (+20)Mercedes: 240 (+19)Aston Martin: 69 (+11)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 806.32 (+54.52)RIC: 805.19 (+50.15)HAM: 770.13 (+18.37)>News:Adrian Newey reportedly offered €100m by Aston Martin to land his servicesJames Vowles: performance, character and belief in Williams’ will determine final seatF1 teams reject points system changesBinotto to head Audi F1 project as Seidl leaves in major management shake-up"I'm not a robot" - Who is F1’s latest race winner Oscar Piastri?Renault launches study on future of Viry engine facility amid F1 project reviewAlpine-Mercedes tie-up set to include suspension/gearbox and could start in 2025
good morning all
https://twitter.com/KevTs/status/1816002929674883244It lives
bearfellas...
>>142948757HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lando "No Rizz" Norris is a weakminded goblin scam and I look forward to seeing Piastri calmly punting him into a despair spiral to make Leclerc blush
>rebrand your team to promote brand of your sportcars>ditch supplying your own engines and start being a customerwhat's the point of Alpine? why not sell the team at this point?
>>142948797Kwan
Oscar was pretty good at Spa last time. Has a driver ever won their first and then got a second win in their next race?
>>142948845anon...just look it up yourself
Seething 35-year old, washed up fraud, boomer, has anger issues. Blames team, is slow, petulant little bitch. Manchild! Many such cases! I call him, you know what I call him? Last of the late seethers, Done Daniel! Recalcitrant Ricciardo! >https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/ricciardo-left-with-a-lot-of-anger-as-he-rues-rb-strategy-call-that-dropped.1YfGiRWsQzYwYi6ISQV6Ze
>>142948845Too dumb to use F1-stats?
>>142948855whe had this as news in the last thread, we've moved on
>>142948807Too ambitious. They need to learn how to be a good F1 team before they can be a good works team. You can't short cut the process. You need to be able to know how to build good cars. Simply throwing money at the problem doesn't change much. I fear that Aston are going to learn this lesson soon. Although they are investing in their facilities and personnel so they might avoid this fate
>>142948807the french are a really sad people. just imagine if ferrari started buying mercedes engines. how can a works team do this?
>>142948855Deflecting blame, he had obviously already destroyed his tyres which is why they called him in. Yuki managed his better so they left him out. Retardo has as much reason to be in F1 as screwgent
>>142948815calm down and try to think in nuanced termsdo you really think that all those people in the motorsport community instantly stopped talking to piquet in private after he said the no-no word? like i said, it's all just for showregardless, this is irrelevant to my original point - senna has an order of magnitudes higher amount of legendary moments throughout every single era of his career compared to piquet, you just have to read detailed accounts of what people thought of him to realise that he was held back by almost everything around him
>"I'm not a robot" - Who is F1’s latest race winner Oscar Piastri?NARB 2.0
>>142948891Look. Up. The. Definition. Of. The. Word. Vilified. I really cannot put it any clearer to you, you subhuman trash.
>>142948566>Arhur AndersenHow many anons did you really think would understand this reference?
>>142948807Typical french, think they are the best but are not willing to put in the effort.
>>142948912it's. all. for. show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vOLYPg1OE
>>142948923what 'show'? is it not real suddenly?
>>142948923??And that is opposed to what vilification is you incredibly stupid asshole? When someone tells you to look something up you better do it and don't rely on your thoughts, they're not cutting it.
>>142948960>>142948955someone isn't a villain just because you call them one
Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink
>>142948967there's no consequences to him being called that?
>>142948967fuck you're stupid holy shit. vilify doesn't mean a villain you ignorant fuck. To vilify is to attack someones reputation. Whether for "show" or not his reputation was attacked in a smear campaign. simple as.
Max will take the penalty at SPA, as expected
gimi
>>142948913i understood
>>142948983what consequences has he faced?
>>142948985Max's penalty will be taking in Kelly Piquet's big futa cock
>>142948880>Retardo has as much reason to be in F1 as screwgentI agree. Both should be removed.
>>142948984>>142949005>we're attacking him because... he's a good guy!do you get it now
>>142948967A villain needs to be racisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7PA_kshZh0
>Piastri celebrated F1 win with Macca’s run>The Melburnian celebrated in unique style; grabbing some Macca's with team-mate Lando Norris and Williams driver Alex Albon.>A delay in his travel plans leaving Hungary following the race meant Piastri didn't return home until the early hours of Monday morning, forgoing any lavish partying in Budapest.>“Celebrations are a work in progress,” Piastri told select media, including Speedcafe.>“Wasn't the most glamorous of after parties. We had a flight back from Budapest that was significantly delayed and then flew into a different airport.>“I didn't get home until about 5am, and my girlfriend was waiting at home for me.>“Spent with her the few hours that we were asleep, and that was about it.”>The journey home in itself was an ordeal, with the delay and limited food prompting an unusual dinner choice.>“Had McDonald's – we were flying back with a few of the drivers, Lando was there, Alex Albon, a couple of others,” he revealed.>“In our wait for the delay, we got a cheeky Maccas, had a Big Mac, got home at 5am and that was the celebrations.>“Just a couple of F1 drivers, getting some burgers and nuggets, really,” he added.>“We didn't take any trophies or anything, not that you can put anything in those trophies anyway.>“We had three or four hours of delays, and there wasn't any food around, so McDonald's was the nearest and most convenient thing, so that's what we chose.”>Piastri won the Hungarian GP after McLaren employed team orders, moving Norris behind the Australian.
>>142949016I will not have a demonstrably dumb Nigger like you ask me if I "get it". You don't "get it" that's what you don't "get".
>>142949021Fitting for the kind of "victory" he achieved
>>142949021I wouldn't have celebrated that fake as fuck non-win either
>>142949031>capitalising niggeryes, yes, the brainwashing is working very well............
>>142949049>t. NooticerIt's truly incredible how the dumbest of the dumb always think of themselves as smart. If you really were, you'd figure out why a German would capitalise certain words. But since you cannot even look up the meanings of words in a dictionary I think the point about your smarts has already been made. You dumb Nigger.
>>142949021>we got a cheeky Maccaswhy do bogans speak like this
>Red Bull has opted to take engine penalty in Spa for Max’s car, according to @Racingnews365c.>That means Max will receive a 10-grid penalty in this weekend’s race.
Max Verstappen will not partake in late-night sim races during race weekends anymoreHelmut: >I have to say that in Imola he didn't go to bed until three in the morning after a sim racing session - and then won the Grand Prix. Max has a different sleep pattern, and he had his seven hours of sleep.>His late-night sim appearance on the Hungary weekend only came about because a driver in his team had dropped out. Nevertheless, we agreed that he would no longer run simulations so late in the future.
>>142949111>max will never win anything ever again
>>142949111I think Mclaren will win again...
>he's still upsetcrazy how emotional people still are these days
>>142949123just respond normallydon't be passive-aggressive like a woman
>>142949128notice how i didn't insult him once yet he did nothing but insult methat says it all, really
>>142949140you can also just let it go, it's fine
Who will get a legitimate win first ?
>>142949147oh i don't really care really, he just seemed more eager about the definition of a word instead than actually talking about F1 drivers which i found pretty funny
>>142949159german /int/ poster is famously retarded and constantly seething, simply ignore
>>142949144you just know he walked her to the back rooms of the pits and gave her the Tyrrell pipe
>>142949117>No Nintendo anymore for You Maxie !!>But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad !!
>>142949159Are you trying to vilify me? You know, turn me into a villain??>>142949165Everyone with the German flag is the same person right? F1 fans truly are the dumbest people on earth.
>>142949117>>142949167this implicitly says he will still participate if it's like the virtual nurburgring 24h where it was planned and his stints were in the late-evening and in the morning
>>142949117Gamersissies...
>>142949161>most confident manlet
>>142949161>He takes the insultAre you woman ???.......Are you loli ???
gimi morning sirs. I miss the binotto and leclerc memeshttps://youtu.be/-Ep9IIKrpoo
>>142949220>Not seeing my postKWAB
>>142949208stop faking reynhard
>>142949111>10 placeDoesn't make sense, he's already at his limit for all components, he may as well just take the entire set since this is one of the easiest tracks to overtake on.
>>142949220Now that Bin8 is going to Audi, he should convince Sainz to come with him.
>>142949117>No more bideo games for you MaxKEK
>>142949111>4 loses in a rowImagine the seething
>>142949200idk, you've got some bravado yourself
>>142949374are all australians this rotund?(ricciardo and piastri are italian)
>Adrian Newey reportedly offered €100m by Aston Martin to land his servicesThats highly ambitious lmaooo earning more than an F1 driver
https://x.com/redbulletin/status/1816025037155229933You'll all be pleased to know that RBR and Max have agreed on a bedtime, and if he his cranky during the day he doesn't get ice cream that night.
>>142949401>piastri are italianapparently he also has yugoslavian and chinese heritage
>>142949407>past it: Ferrari"Dumb Italians wasting money lmao">past it: Aston Martin"Vgh, Alonso and Newey will dominate"
>>142949425>he doesn't get ice cream that nightIs this code?
ON YA!
>>142949465Ew
>>142949401I'm starting to think so
>>142949425we were already aware: >>142949117
>>142948845Chuck in 2019
>>142949481Is this the same poor sod that bet 10k on Hammy winning Abu Dhabi '21 just before Latifi crashed?
>>142949161i wonder if he fucks girls with his dick or nose
amx
>>142949117Max was a bad boy so his grandpa Helmut has to take his video games away the night before a big test at school
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>>142949433>also has yugoslavian and chinese heritagequintessential italianthe man to settle the noodle vs pasta debate
>>142949515probablythere's only like, 4 people in Australia with internet
>Alpine have unveiled their Deadpool & Wolverine themed special livery for the Belgian Grand Prix
alpine wolverine
A succubus (pl.: succubi) is a female-looking demon or supernatural entity in folklores who appears in dreams to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. According to religious tradition, a succubus needs semen to survive; repeated sexual activity with a succubus will result in a bond being formed between the succubus and the man; and a succubus will drain or harm the man with whom she is having intercourse.
>>142949579KWABwhat an ugly piece of shit
>>142949545kek
>>142949579>>142949580>>142949587Less of an ugly piece of shit than their current livery I guess.Shame it's just shilling capeshit
I had already forgotten that Ryan reynolds is an owner at Alpine. Embarrassing car.
>>142949579Hate capeshit but I like the aesthetic.
>>142949605The color scheme is right down your alley I am sure.
>>142949579Wait better than their current one
>>142949622Yeah. Wait.
>>142949579At least it's actually a different livery and not like 2 stripes along the side
>>142949657>Ferrari will have a blue livery in Miami
>>142949579Too much paint, they're gonna be slow.And wasted effort for the one car that won't retire in the early stages.
>the car isn't as fast>the strategy is worse>the second driver is not performing:|>the main driver who's been carrying the team has played sim racing until 3am before race day:O
>>142949758The team was letting him do it out of their own goodwill and he chose to criticize them. Verstappen got what he deserved.
Christian Horner power move
>>142949776Childlike reddit-thinking
It's over. All Toto has to do now is to give amx a contract that allows him to play vidya until 4am before a race and he'll sign it immediately.
>>142948778sexo con Oliver
>you see how I can get away with rape, Max? you better behave or else your throttle pedal might get stuck on the floor during a race
>>142949791gimixirs...
>>142948845Rookie Lewis Hamilton outduelled Alonso at Indy after winning his first race in Canada 07.
>Why hasn't Sainz signed with Audi>Audi knows their shit>Audi will not end up like Toyota>Trust Audi, broIt's already on fire and not even properly branded yet
>>142949942Audi is smart so they're doing all the dumb explosive shit before they brand the team
>>142949925>>142948845I'll do you one better, Damon hill won the Belgian and Italian Grand Preez after winning his first race at the Hung Aryan GP.
>>142949964>dumb explosive shitThey brought in Binotto just to get Sainz?
>>142949758How was the strategy bad? They gave him good tyre life advantage to make overtakes happen. The car wasn't fast enough to get anything other than 3rd. But they gave max a strategy good enough for the podium.
he will take what is rightfully his
>>142950025DNF?
>>142950001>They gave him good tyre life advantage to make overtakes happen.Which wouldn't have needed to happen if they hadn't got caught with their pants down (learning from horner) and got undercut.>But they gave max a strategy good enough for the podium.Evidently not as the car struggled to overtake even the Ferrari and didn't have the pace to overtake the mercedes which is why he had to go for a desperate lunge which the thread has been bickering about for the past 3 days.
>>142949776The team owes Max far more then he owes them. I do agree that both sides should have expressed their grievances behind closed doors, but drama sell it seems.
I'm going all in on being a Piastri supporter because him winning Spa this weekend would be the funniest thing possible
Hulk gets his first podium this weekend Check em
>>142949111
ZHOU GUANYU YOU ARE A WORLD CHAMPION FOR KICK SAUBER STAKE YOU ARE A WORLD CHAMPION FOR KICK SAUBER STAKE
>>142944816>
Over status?
Bit of a dick move for Hamilton to say cars don't need air conditioning at Qatar when he crashed out at Turn 1 last year
>>142950045Merc pitted at the earliest point possible. Because of the fact they had 2 sets of hards. Going earlier than them meant going even longer than Hamilton would have and he was on the hards. As well as getting through traffic And you also forgot to mention that he did overtake, but couldn't keep it on the road. That's not the pit walls fault, they can't drive the car for him
BURNOUT DOMINATOR ONLY AFTER SCHOOL MAX
>>142950123Dr. Marko is just some boomer that doesn't know wheel
>>142950049>The team owes Max far more then he owes themReminder if you erase max from 2022 and 2023 and replace it with a checo clone(which is logan tier according to experts here) both checos will win the WDC and WCC for both seasnsSo much for the modern schumacher
>>142950116kwan
>>142950123>simWhy the fuck would Max stay up late playing this?
>>142949092he grew up in an upper class household in one of the most expensive suburbs in Melbourne so he's hardly a bogan. this is a bogan.
>>142950128>he did overtake, but couldn't keep it on the roadI call this one the britcunts paradoxkill yourself
>>142950185Kino
>>142950173because dutch sounds like simlishhe needs to gaan
>>142950173He's racing.Training for GDQ!
>>142950001>good tire life advantageyeah, forget about 2021 hungary for a while
>>142950045>the car struggled to overtake even the FerrariNo it didn't, he overtook pretty easilyAnd he would've overtaken the Mercedes if he was just more patient
>>142949791>Vere do ve buy Mountain Dew in wholesale amounts? Find out and orter me a pallet I have a phonecall to make
>Buy al ze irracen tracks en kars for Max
are you all going to apologize to crofty now?
I took a big shit and i realized that Zhou is the best driver from Asia in the grid
>>142948875because Flav is steering the ship, he's entirely focused on results and knows that investing the money in their own engine program is going to cost far more and take far longer than buying an engine that has just won 3 Grand Prix in a row!!
New F1 manager game is too easy.Won 19 raves as mclaren, Oscar took the title, 56 seconds ahead of the next team in 2025 and I've recruited all the cute girls to my affiliate team.The goal is gonna be to make Sophia WDC in 2026.
>“Max Verstappen was rather thin-skinned this weekend, and of course it didn’t take long for criticism to arise – no wonder, since he spends half the night playing simracing,” Marko told Speed Week.>“I have to point out that at Imola, after a simracing session, he only went to bed at three o’clock in the morning – and then won the grand prix. Max has a different sleep rhythm, and he got his seven hours of sleep.>blame your shitty perfomance on amd staying up late doing sim racing>ban him from late night sim racing>admit that sim racing deosnt actually interefere with his perfomanceWhoa sasuga red bull
MclarenWinsLol
>>142950314>are you all going to apologize to crofty now?
>>142950427If it weren't a problem, then Max wouldn't have debated staying up late. There would be no thought.Ultimately this is a sport where they haggle for micro seconds. Everything they do in race weekends and even days before that is meticulously measured.
Don't most drivers bitch in the radio and its just FOM that chooses which ones get broadcasted to fit the narrative they want?
>>142950314
>>142950441It wasnt a problem in imola, so why should it be one in hungary? Almost like its down to the team falling apart, ignoring his complaints about the car for months, ignoring his warning about the undercuts, berating him on the radio and fucking up his strategy?
>>142949579Looks like shit
Bro is all neck
>>142950520Don't forget this...
>>142949702>Too much paint, they're gonna be slow.So nothing changes then
>>142950375Probably too old a game but if you want a challenge try to get Grand Prix World going and make one of the lesser teams a champion.
Ja, get Max on the phone and tell him he shall be able to play die videogames as much as he likes mit no bedtimes
>>142949579this warrants a double dnf on lap 1
>>142950520crazy what being in the best team gives you
it's childish in the thread m8, childish
I know you'll do the right thing, /f1/Remember all the early Sunday meetings we have, /f1/
>>142950906its funny how redditor is an insult on here but everyone here uses reddit
>>142951001>
>ynr Renee Gracie
>>142950906CultLH has their own reddit?
We all getting the latest news from r/formula1/new
for me its r/formuladank
you should all go back
>Max...stop money grinding...you can buy the Suzuki Escudo after the Spa grand prix....Max....
>>142950462This is exactly what hamilton fans used to say. Guess it really is just two sides of the same coin in the end.
Hey lads,I'll be in Spa for the GP.What are some things i could donto make it on TV?I thought about streaking but I am self conscious about the size of my penis.
>>142951376Giant gimi poster or AMX catfish poster
>Max Verstappen will not partake in late-night sim races during race weekends anymoremaxbros this can't be happening
>>142951376
>>142951376Dont worry bro , Belgians have small penises so you will fit right in .
>>142950097Probably not but maybe in Monza. The Haas has been one of the best cars in nearly most high-speed sectors this year.
>>142950314Plebbit can't even give him the credit for being right.
>>142950314He was rightVideogames are bad
>>142950141So last week both Red Bulls would have crashed into the wall instead of just one?
>>142951462Croftybros, we can't stop winning
>No longer can do late night jewracing stints>Red Bull is attempting neuter his AMDness>Basically doesn't even have a teammate When is AMX going to go to Merc? I bet Toto would pay for Max's iRacing subscription and would buy him all the GT3 cars if he went to them
>>142951462*switches timezone to australia so it's early morning*pssht that was easy
>>142948797>when poois sees your tiny asian pp
>>142951970A bit mean.
>>142951462new iracing driver Vax Merstappen is winning all races,how does he do it?
>>142951462This is just red bull saving face. I fucking hope amx tears into these faggots more and more. Mercedes 2026 is basically confirmed.
>>142951462Stop buying into it. It's all talk. Sim racing is insanely safe compared to what F1 drivers used to do in their spare time. Many would be up past 3am drinking and chasing tail or doing some form of extreme sports despite their contract.
>>142951920All Torger has to do is add a clause to his contract that Merc can't deny AMX from doing sim racing during race weekends. I didn't believe in the AMX to Merc rumors but Red Bull has seriously screwed themselves over by being this petty.
>>142952074>WhataboutismRace drivers are all pussies now anyway.With their survival cells and seat belts and crash helmets.
>>142951462Gimi is always getting trashed but AMX gets punished for playing vidya too much
>>142952064>gets BTFO by Russell
>>142951462Crofty unironically won
>>142952262>Race drivers are all pussies now anyway.Exactly why Max should tell them to fuck themselves. In the not to distant past a team would bust a nut out of excitement if they could git a driver to stay in for the night.
>>142952451>Exactly why Max should tell them to fuck themselvesBut he's too much of a pussyHorner probably reminded him that they don't have iRacing at gas stations
>>142952436Crofty was rightVideogames are bad
>>142952671>can't play sim that latedefine 'late'
Amx wouldnt be the driver he is today without sim racing. This is one of the rare non esports instances where video games arent actually a waste of time with no real life benefit.
lads, i got the rona
>>142952862The what now?
>>142952578Probably so, but Max does have some bellierance winning drivers used to have.
>>142952978>winning drivers used to have.Should have won some races then, shouldn't he?
>>142951462goodfuck sims
>>142951462>it’s not a sim, Christian, it’s a video game
>>142952848Sim racing is pure shit, bro. Old NES games require 10 times the skill to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCFv0KZ2VpUGimi vs Shoemaker
What in God's green earth is this? Alpine Wolverine x Deadpool livery for Spa
>>142951462>zoomers like Max, Lando, Leclerc and PS3 only play and stream simracing games or fotm slop like Warzone or CS2/ValorantWe need a real gamer in F1. Someone who plays Stalker Anomaly or Morrowind
>>142953148HECKIN DEADPOOL Y'ALL!!!
>Generational TalentsVerstappen, Piastri, Alonslow>TalentedGeorge, Lechuck, Lewis (as much as it pains me to say), Ocon (hurt by his cunt atitude)>CompetentHulk, Sainz, Lando, Bottas, Albon, Gasly>Extremely inconscientRicciardo, Checo (Checo looking finished right now)>AverageYuki, Stroll >Bad, but has potencial Sargent>Just BadZhou
>>142953163>you know remember ghastlys WOW commercial
>>142953201I remember his Minecraft Steve garage
>>142953195>Generational Talent: PiastriHahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaa
He won.
>>142953236Yep
>>142953148>The only time we see some yellow back on a Renault livery is because of a gay marvel movie Renault Sport died for this
>>142953236Gamers are the most oppressed group in human history
>>142953301Kek
>>142953050it pisses me off how the racing genre outside of sims is completely dead
>>142953195alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>142953345Kids only want to play battle royales and open loot boxes
>>142953213Yes. I rate him very highly. He's basically at Lando's level with not even 2 years on f1. And he's a much less emotional in races. He will be the one fighting Max for the Championship in 1 year ( maybe along George and Lechuck if they get their shit together)
>>142953345Your Nightmare KartYour ForzaYpur Trackmania Nations Forever
hallo? maks?you konnts with mercedes all ze simraces machen that du willst.
>>142953345that's because you're a chud
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>>142953345mario kart
can you tell me something about him being the most successfull f1 businessman on the grid? because i randomly thought about their big deal into chelsea
Michael was going to out Ralf after he got back from skiing with his son. Ralf is an accomplished marksman. Ralf had a secret lover somewhere in motorsport during his year in German F3 but he was reportedly devastated when said lover refused to go public. Devastated and violent. Ralf decided to live closeted for decades.Until Michael told him he would out him once he returned from the mountains.
>>142953926that's not eddie irvine
It’s up.
>>142953195>Just bad>Literally higher in the WDC than the "competent" one
>>142953967I disagree heavily with all but Russell and Leclerc
>>142953016True. A 100 point lead is no enough.
>>142953195>ocon>talentedhuh?
>>142953967
>>142953926>arguably the greatest tennis player of all timekek
>>142953345You can blame simcades (especially fucking Forza Horizon) for that one, the general sorry state of zoom zoom car taste and the older population being hyper autistic with actual sims. I just recently replayed NFSMW, easily the most fun I had in awhile and yet it falls under a simple premise>wow someone stole my illegal literal race car>better become a domestic terrorist >>142953457NFS died with HP (2010)
>>142953148>Ryan Reynolds is one of the team ownersah makes sense
>>142953148
>>142954240I enjoyed Bullet Train
>>142954262where he goin?
>>142954240>make shitty films>don't care about your reputation, keep making them>get paid huge amounts of money>use it to pursue interests you actually care about (wrexham)>marry blake livelyidk seems pretty based to me
So Red Bull is really trying to make amx move to a different team huh?
>>142954278Gran Canaria AirportOut of the way AMG fucking shits
>>142954272Bullet train was good yes>>142954155Maybe it's because I was a kid at the time, but I miss how 2000s games were trying to be cool instead of cutesy and quirky like a lot of shit nowadays.
>>142954333This is pathetic. He's not even being distracted at his job. He's doing that in his free time.
>>142953479Science has gone too far.
>>142954368>He's not even being distracted at his jobTrue, he dive bombed people way before he got into sim racing.And considering he is in the 11th fastest car, he is still vastly outperforming everybody.
>>142954333he just needs a proper hard pegging from kelly
>>142954422>demolishes everyone in the 17th fastest carGenerational talent
>>142954432sovl
>>142954448We all do.
>>142954240Ted was good though
>>142954432
>>142954474maybe if true
>Make the car shit for Perezfor what purpose. they were slower than last year
>>142954656hate that xp
>>142954656So he's gone from merely being useless to actively holding amx back.
do you have any images that you would like to post in these threads but you find it difficult to relate them to formula 1, so they stay forgotten in your image folder for years?
>>142954656perezchads we can't stop winning
>>142954792no
>>142954656just like they had faith in gasly and albon
amx is gonna ditch these clowns and then they can show how much fun they're having with two perez level drivers fighting with VCARB and AM for WCC P6
>BANG BANG BANGopen the door max.. OPEN THE DOOR MAX!!!YOU WERE PLAYING YOUR COMPUTER GAME AGAIN WEREN'T YOU
*BANG BANG BANG*MAX GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELFGO TO THE BATHROOM NOOOOW!
>>142954928It's not a computer game Crofty... It's a highly sophisticated racing simulation program.
>>142954333>leaving the best team in racing because you’re not allowed to play computer games all night before doing your jobYeah sure
I still have faith in Jean Alesi (convicted terrorist)
>>142950141Reminder if you erase checo from 2023 and replace it with literally nothing (which is DNS/DNQ tier according to experts here) both max and nobody will win the WCC for that seasonSo much for the modern Barrichello
>>142954980MAX! IT'S PEGGING TIME
>>142951462Toto is calling Max as we speak
>>142954980>secret strugglesWhat are they?
>>142955072But muh abba dabby 2021 (after an entire season of being useless)
>>142949018
>>142950123News: Dr Marko to take away Max's Computer until he learned not to stay up late
>>142955072Does this account for the times Perez took points off of other drivers ?
>>142955206It's in the catering budget
>>142954368it makes some sense from a publicity perspective. i don't think RB really cares, it's only to make the seething anglos shut the fuck up about it. it was fine when he was absolutely dominating and now they think it's the source of red bulls misfortunes and not a piece of shit car
>>142954980NUH YEH
>>142949835>joke on you, I already sabotaged your car since Jos started his shit with me, remember Australia? Have fun while we silently move the setup of the car to please Sergio.
Why do Daniel and Josh Allen act so gay for eachother it's insane
>>142955387Gastly - can't crash it if it's not drivingSmart
>>142950141>Skip 2021You are fooling no one...
>no more late night sim racing allowed before racesMax is going to send someone into orbit up eau rogue isnt he?amd amx returns
>>142950520>
>>142955467They've also started making the car shit for Checo >>142954656He's going to kwab someone (with a brick)
>>142951360>But you don't understand...... I still need to pay for upgrades and setup the car....for the 99 lap at Laguna Seca
i>red bull fucks up the 2nd driver's car on purpose" Been seeing this meme for years.Is there any truth to it?
>>142954448>uh, again? I'm tired
>>142955618They're actually developing the upgrades for Perez while ignoring Amx' feedback, which is what makes him rage
>>142955618maybe but maybe not.
>>142955021
Max just needs to grind 200 more iRating score after Hungary
>>142955355>Have fun while we silently move the setup of the car to please Sergio.What are they going to add some Super Swamper so he can navigate the gravel traps.
>a full on multi world champion in F1 has to be told to stop playing iracing at nightEasily some of the funniest news to come out of eff juan in a while
>>142955748worse than that
>>142955771what was the equivalent back in the 2000s and earlier?>Stop partying on your yacht?
>>142955618Other shitters couldn't into oversteer like amx
>>142955816>stop snorting coke, getting smashed and banging girls before every race Hunt
>>1429546562 more weeks
>>142955816Reminder that Hunt was so hungover he literally fell asleep in his car during testing. Imagine the fucking outrage if this happaned nowadays.
funny how quickly things can change>max fans last month: why would he ever leave red bull>max fans right now: can't wait for him to leave red bull
>>142955816>Gimi, wake up!
why is f1 riddled with sissy twinks?
>>142955923torger always wins
evening lads
would you give Sargeant one more year?because i would
Bernd Mayländer is the best defensive driver in F1
>>142955816they went against are jense for buying a yacht before ever getting a podium
>>142956020the way he avoided a spinning toro rosso in nurburgring 2007 is great
>>142955816Stop assaulting your mechanics, Jos!
>>142954656>wache is... le bad because he is not british like pencil fraud neweycome on, we are on 4ch, not reddit or jewtube
you ever just
>>142956095I've
>>142956066Your wife tooAnd your sonAnd the old lady at the sidewalk
>>142954792
>>142956018Wouldn't even have given him the second. He is an embarrassment
crowdstrike status?
>>142955618Truth or not, the person in the second car never succeeds in red bull
>>142956018I'd give him the red bull seat. Just to watch Vowles and Albon suffer.
>>142951376Put up a "Gimi Kimi" poster during F2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaiQkn-TQA
>>142955789Instead of going through all that trouble, why not just pre-install Perez' car in the gravel trap. That way it doesn't coats a fortune in repair and they can just clean it up for the race. If you are listening Red Bull, I'm available for hire as an outside consultant.
>Brad Pitt F1 film and Skibidi Toilet Michael Bay movie in the worksWe're in for some true cinematic kino
>>142956470what the sigma fr fr?
>>142956470Here's a clip.
>>142956496yoooooo ong that looks goated with the sauce, miami vice type beat
>>142956496No cap? Is this fr? Cuz this buzzin
>insert rant about how this is villeneuve's fault
>page 4>in raceweek when the win is up for grabs now that red bull’s illegal car got caught/f1/ is dead
>>142957101shut the FUCK up, I'm simracing
>>142957101I killed it with stupid little pictures that require no insight or whatever it was
>>142955816Gimi in a monkey suit partying in a yacht.
>>142957101Mclaren domination killed /f1/
>>142955580>builds a fancy simracing motorhome so that he can do simracing during european F1 weekends>grandpa Helmut forbids him to use it for being a naughty boy
>>142956444You may be on to something...
>>142951920How can they even enforce that? Threaten to fire him if he doesn't sign a new contract with that being in it?Get real, it's just for show.
Max has at least one iRacing alt. He can dodge his punishment if RB are scanning his profile to see if he's not sleeping.
>>142957600They can't do shit. If I were max I'd take up loose women and drinking then see how they like it. He'd still be better than his non existent team mate.
>>142957864Or just say fuck you. They cant do shit.
>>142957541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7_A
>>142951920>Toto lures max to m*rc with a fucking allowance for vidya and dlc>Eorge gets stuck with autistic brother that will bully the shit out of him>max is the favourite sonmy sides would achieve orbitmfw
>>142957884>They cant do shit.They've proven they don't shy away from decisions that hurt them.Like keeping Checo.
RB empire is falling apart because Horner couldn't visit hookers like a normal unfaithful husband.
fucking KEKhow can someone be so basedhttps://x.com/SCUDERIAFEMBOY/status/1816197052512059902
>>142953345GTA 6 will have a fun and loving racing community
>>142958079GTA Online is cancer bro
what do you think George is doing right now
Red bull going full retard is almost Ferrari-esque. Have the Italians infiltrated them somehow?If so why not go full Italian and start firing/sabotaging key personnel due to some inane power struggle.
>>142958098It's a fun and loving community, no one gets bullied and the racing is fair
>>142958125red bull is going to win every race in 2024t. still in 2023, verstappen just won 10th race in a row in monxa
can someone post the pic with the racists looking at each other? ty/f1/ related because F1 pilots are the best racists in the world (apart from Hamilton ofc)>Verification not required.
>>142957973>They've proven they don't shy away from decisions that hurt them.>Like keeping Checo.All doors are currently open for Max. They wont be forever, but right now he can do what he wants. Any team would gladly take him.
>>142958234
>>142958264nope, there's only one racist on this pic (+Perez)
>>142958296
>>142958324nope, it's actually three true racists looking at each other (and it's funny because one of them is you)
>>142958361>>142958296i got you
>>142958072kek
>>142958403this picture is literally the opposite of my description :( :(
>>142958482>>142958361say no more
>>142958566nice, we are getting closer
5 days until he wins Spa and saves his career.
>>142958622They got clearance to enter the RB20 into the F3 feature race?
>>142958622this picture is pretty feminine
>>142958622you are correct that someone is going to get their 7th win
>>142958622something really faggy about this image
>>142958840yeah, Perez is on it, that makes it faggy by default
how can toto sabotage RB further to make max leave?
Can you guys imagine in your head Lando Norris winning a WDC? I really can't see it in my dreams or my conscience. The idea of him taking a picture of the F1 Drivers trophy at the Prize Giving Gala is bizarre
>>142958938It's less realistic than Leclerc winning one
>>142958938It's more realistic than Russel winning one
>>142958927gonna ddos his gome connection, no iracing for max
>>142958938
>>142958993>gomehome
>>142958938It would be a Damon Hill tier WDC
WhatsApp is actually kind of shit. Tell me why I can't turn off this call feature. Just random people calling me, and the bloody thing takes up the entire screen.
>>142959040You can simply press the red button, anon
>>142959098isn't it reserved for Sky Q or Sky Glass customers?
>>142959059why did you let this happen
>>142959059>when mom says we're having tendies for dinner
>>142959059Saved.
200 podiums on this dick
>>142959263The buck breaker of Birmingham
>>142955923Most people cant think ahead. They think in the moment. Same when piastri moved to mclaren
>>142958072>scuderiafemboy
>>142949117at least he doesnt play wow imagine having to fill his mates shoes in a raid
What was Max's teammate who dropped out excuse? Must have been important than the Hungarian GP
Somehow I missed the fact that Russell said that they were surprised about Perez's pace in Hungary and they expected to finish ahead of him.Lol
>>142959745He was conducting open heart surgery
>>142959745He had work next day
>>142959751Not surprising since the Dead Bull is the 11th best car
>>142959263That sounds painful
>>142959751that's because despite what /f1/ femboys and sissies insist, red bull is the 2nd fastest car, not 3rd, 4th or whatever
>>142959968
>>142960097Yeah dude it's actually just a F3 car
Bye bye /f1/. See you tomorrow
>>142960084>/f1/ femboys and sissiesgod i wish
Edd Straw,The Race:How will Max Verstappen cope with the fact he can't play Ridge Racer anymore?
TRICKYRICKYBROS,HE STILL GOT IT
>>142960311>um if you look at this ((("""corrected"""))) graph he's actually not a shitterSad cope
>>142958072
>>142960311The only thing I can deduce from that graph is that Retardo's lap times are inconsistent. Also it's irrelevant anyway because TSUUUUU was doing a 1 stop strategy.
>>142949021Prestige is dead anyway, someone becoming a race winner means nothing to me. He will not be remembered.
>checo had an ok sunday>usual fuckers from social media dont trash talk him>instead they go after max I wonder if they are still gonna attack max once he becomes a mercedes driver next year
>>142960587mercedes will become the great heavenly savior then
Good afternoon cucks
>>142960606afternoon bull
>>142960097You know what’s interesting about that couple is elastigirl is probably the only woman who could take his absolute sledgehammer loads inside her without getting an exit wound in the process
>>142957869>loose women and drinkingHe's halfway there
>>142953050fuck Jewvenwest
>>142960201
red bull should hijack antonelli so horner can shit all over toto and max can buckbreak him
>>142961080good post
yugi
Please Max Verstappen save F1 please, save F1, please save F1,please save F1 please get these people out of the grid, in God's name please stop these bad people please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dyli_nXn4
my kitten escaped and ran up a tree and I spent three hours trying to get her down and I am so fucking exhausted physically and mentally
>>142961258my goon sesh was almost three hours long today and I feel the same
>>142961258>>142961283i just saw my estonian neighbour jerking off to a cat in a tree and i'm so exhausted from living in this neighbourhood
Do you think any F1 employees participated in UC? Link related, Lia Block lookalikehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQOR8k9k3KQ
https://www.instagram.com/p/C9ze4QGsdqu/Cat sport
>>142961258my mouse wheel is dirty so scrolling with it feels soft sometimes and I hate it, but to clean it I'd have to open it and I hate that too
>>142961351the nasty of nashville
>>142961351the slob of spartanburg
>>142961351the greasy of gainesville
>>142961349dayum nigga went full autist with those #catfacts
>>142961258Don't you have guns in your country?
'adders
Reminder McLaren are gonna get caught out for their dodgy brake ducts and illegal front wing at Spa, back to RB domination
>>142961516One hand washes the other when the British are involved.
>>1429615162 weeks
giim
this is the cababby ratiorates how much of a carbabby each champion was>take total number of races raced during years in which the driver drove the best car on the grid>divide by total number of wins>less or equal to 1=not a carbabby>above 1, less or equal to 2=carbabby>above 2=total shitter
any worth watching?
>>142961765AMDs was good comedy . I guess if you want a soap opera you can listen to Norris
>>142961660>verstappen only 229 races from second half of 2022 + 22 races in 2023 + first 6 races in 2023 = 37 races
max grid penal will be interesting but he aint winning, curious if the car is good enough to take on ferrari and merc from behind
>>142961845full seasons only. 22 is ferrari, 24 is mclel
>>142961809it barely has any team radio, looks like they not feeding it to the public watching Ham vs Max battle now, but its only back cam from Lewis
>>142961889that's some timeline leaf tier manipulation with numbers to fit the agenda.
Why are Alpine so fucking shit?
>>142961351Do you have logitech? it seems to be an issue with them
>>142961880Unlike 2022 and 2023 they know the redbull is now the 4th fastest car so NOW everyone will actually try to defend instead of just letting him pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dr1kQDGgRk
>>142962113Is he ok? needs more therapy
>>142961979yeah a g502
Where he going?
>>142962232He thought Hamilton has a ghost lap car
>>142962137>>142962232Big fan of this camera desu.
much is said about the amount of rest max gets when simracing but nobody has considered the idea that he forgets to not drive like a dipshit
Baking
>>142961660lmao your chart is retarded
>>142961109HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i forgot how crazy the 2019 ferrari engine was, DRS speedshttps://youtu.be/nNCQ_MDeVFE
>>142962592>>142962592>>142962592
