3rd ENGLAND v WINDIES Test, Edgbaston: friday one-off IRELAND v ZIMBABWE Test, Belfast: tomorrow the blundred and one-day cup matches on as well.
PROPER CRICKET ONThe Return of...THE ONE-DAY CUP>Division ALANCASHIRE v DURHAMhttps://youtu.be/QyUhhSRighg NORTHAMPTONSHIRE v DERBYSHIREhttps://youtu.be/eMzLKil3wYU WORCESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEXhttps://youtu.be/8ytD5JhwCx4>Division BESSEX v WARWICKSHIREhttps://youtu.be/Ocfr5p5ZS_ILEICESTERSHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIREhttps://youtu.be/d4C8QwL8kR8
>>142950797>TWO test matchesbrainful
app finds it itself mate
yeah nice job not linking it>b-but muh spambotsdon't you know how ridiculously easy it is for a bot to parse the catalogit's easier than a ctrl+f
*be's finding /cric/*YFO
>>142950829Didn't really take the allegation of bot/VPN spam seriously before but if you're the sort of guy who creates an app to find new /cric/ threads then I guess it could actually be true
Ethan Brookes holed out to his brother Henry BrookesPretty shite delivery though, leg-side full toss that was very close to no ball height Not sure he'll have the gall for the bragging rights over Christmas dinner
>>142950887that's an app with thousands of users mate
>>142950887see >>142950833 you fucking techlet
>trying to reason with vpn schizo
>>142950887>>142950946of course should really rename /cric/ to /test/ when tests are on and something else when theyre not. suspect it wouldn't go down well, I just don't bother copying the link itself now.
>>142950968this, i CANNOT be reasoned with.
>>142950976then the bot scripters (i'd say programmers but really they'd probably just use some dogshit language and don't deserve the title or they're effectively skids) would just add /test/ to the list
based van of peace driver but it's 72 iykwim haha
>go on! Go on mate play us a tune!>endless horrifically out of tune vocaroos by a*glo shitters>Soul Limbo voc posted>39k malder doesn't even acknowledge it (grudgingly says it's "ok" days later lmao)>a*glo shitters never post a vocaroo againThe Natwest 2002 Series Final moment of /cric/
>Didn't really take the allegation of bot/VPN spam seriouslylmao you must be BLIND
>>142951344>being this surprisedpeople call me crazy when i bring up pine gap glowdiggers
MY brave
scranning sardines in tomato sauce, with onion, tomato, rocket and olive oil
i've got the only rocket you need right here*unzips trousers*
As I suspect, this Essex bowling unit is looking wanting.
aktual new>>>/diy/2828449
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YATES finally essex get a wicket
>>142952143stay strong fella, trains is hard job x
Leaves Turn Inside You
>>142951924aren't sardines in tomato sauce ready canned? so you just added some rocket to canned sardine
donuts at the children's bouldering gym for lunchcanned sardines for dinner
zachy why don't you shut up for 5 minutesmong
>>142952586meth mostly
>>142952361didn't say anything different
>>142953553pretty sure you said you also added tomato sauce onion tomato and olive oil champ
no i didn't be quiet
>>142953632>>142951924sorry forgot you didn't add tomato sauce
>>142953680olive oil and onion would be in the tomato sauce too and pretty sure tomato sauce also contains tomatoit's just canned sardine in tomato suace with a rocket garnish
>>142952586demented fat laptop obsessed neek
>>142953764>he doesn't use palm oil in his tomato sauce
Huge win for the Pears 17th string teamMiddlesex are embarrassingly bad at the moment, should really be a better team picked to play at the quote and quote home of cricket
>shilling soulless unhealthy crisps vs shilling soulful healthy fruitI am now a Worcs supporter
Tyrells simply has a quality to it than Pombears cannot compete with
I really like nuts.I'm not supporting a Hundred team, I just love licking other mens' balls.
>>142954395cricket is viewed by the middle class and above who can be trusted to maintain self-controlunhealthy eating is mostly associated with the working classes who cannot stop shoving all sorts of shit in their mouth (more akin to zoo animals let's be honest)
>>142954556based KP Peanuts fan (generic name: oval invincibles)
>I really like nuts.
FAT BBW OPENING MY BATTING OFF
They're a disgrace to the Tyrrells badgeGuess we have no choice to bow to the pombear overlords: deliciously light and crispy, delicately flavoured and fun to eat.They are free from gluten, artificial colours and flavours, and also free of clothes!Have you tried our other bear-illiant flavours?Pom-Bear Salt & VinegarPom-Bear Cheese & OnionVisit Pom-Bear online at www.pom-bear.co.uk
>poms have no choice but to bow to pomsno shit?
t. Servin' the USA
enjoyed watching the Simpsons again you just concentrate more watching it on TV than you do at a computer like a fat neekbeard
Amazing how it's always some brain-dead zoomer fag who sits on the train backwards and fucks up the seating pattern for everyone else.Imagine that: being too retarded to sit on a train properly.
I hate writing dialogue. I wish I could be contented with low-effort shitposts like the rabble
rustles my jimmies was a pretty good meme buzzword why did it die
>>142960916Reddit adopted it. Sounds like something reddit would invent in the first instance
>>142960916pic rel was a good reaction image and it was gaining traction but then costanza baseball dot jay peg took over shortly after.
>>142961870no it wasn't
>>142962026
>>142950797>3rd ENGLAND v WINDIES Test>THIRD TEST englel really milking it innitreeks of desperation tbt
Can't tell if this regular at Ingleburn station is a regular or just retarded; there's a few blokes like that around here.
>>142966290Can't tell if he's a tweaker*Guess I'm one of those blokes too
Oh dearie me another police controversy Just a cheeky chappieDindu nuffin (except batter a female police officer bloody)
>>142966428>chappiehaha silly autocorrect i meant rapefugee
>>142966428notice the outrage from the left about this and the lack of outrage from the left about the solider who almost lost his head t’other day
>>142967008>ynr the outrage from the left during BLM that ACAB
>>142967008Guy literally assaulted and battered 3 armed officers who were clearly too pussy to actually shoot him tooAnywhere else they'd have just shot him
>>142966428>>142967008>>142967074>ynr commiepoofs chimping out about some nafri rapefugee being shot and destroying buildings that were hundreds of years older than anything rapfugees built because he drove away after being pulled over by a cop and he had around 20 convictions before reaching 20 years of age iykwim haha
sick of it
>>142967110
Test?
Cricket?
listening to the importance of being idle by oasis
>>142967210there’s a live-stream for the Belfast Test on the cricket Ireland youtube, don’t think either BT or Sky have it on.
>>142967397indeed there will be, crisp
>>142950803highlights:>Group ALANCASHIRE 287. (45.1)v DURHAM 344/4. (50.0)https://youtu.be/BuXT4nRLwg8Durham won by 57 runs.NORTHAMPTONSHIRE 235. (47.0)v DERBYSHIRE 236/8. (48.4)https://youtu.be/vMaDQR--M1gDerbs won by 2 wickets.WORCESTERSHIRE 371/3. (50.0)v MIDDLESEX 188. (25.4)https://youtu.be/4TTB0xmwQkMWorcs won by 183 runs. >Group BESSEX 324/7. (50.0)v WARWICKSHIRE 328/3. (47.4)https://youtu.be/HedVWYn-lbEWarks won by 7 wickets.LEICESTERSHIRE 369/6. (50.0)v NOTTINGHAMSHIRE 89/6. (14.0)https://youtu.be/G9fNgXaW7IsLeics won by 15 runs, after DLS.
see worcester still using a potato to stream on
Listening to what i recorded myself late last few nights. Doubt a certain cowboy chord a*glo shitter's ever been past the 5th fret lmao
>>142967008>create the illegal failed state of pakshitstan cuz muh great game geopolitics>import these deranged inbred pisslamic fucks by the millions>raped millions of e*glish roses>decapitate br*tish soldiers>now threathening police stationsAhem, repeat after me:You reap what you sow.But hey at least you got some spinners out of it so it's not all bad.
Bouldering later
stop focusing on the future and focus on the present, be in the now
here I am BTFO a*glo shitter’s and their soul limbo with my superior BHARAT tunes https://voca.ro/1hPulOttVbpQ
>>142967812kek
>>142966428Not really justification for stamping on his head when he's in a defenceless prone position desuThe police must wield the power we grant with them the appropriate responsibility, or have it removed from themThe police officer in question should be sacked and charged with assault
>>142967812>>142967968fuck off with this boring gimmick zachy. you really need to get a fucking life
Streams postTEST MATCH:IRELAND v ZIMBABWE https://youtu.be/-ov5xiqsKs8
>>142967968>>142967812
>>142967994Yeah for the policeman it was unprofessional but the guy wasn't a victim and had it comingThey could probably have just shot him whilst he was battering that policewoman and there'd have been less controversyThey paid for being merciful
looks like the fat neek clique are in
that zim anthem is terrible wtf is that shit kek
t20s and odi's are fine, but it's all about prestigious tests. let's go lads you can do this
DIRELAND DIRELAND TOGETHER A PILE OF SHIT
>It is the first Test match to be hosted in Northern Irelandis this controversial irebros
>>142968162nope, we are frens now
considering about half of them come from Belfast I don't see why it would be.
>>142968076Not just "unprofessional", but illegal By the looks of things they'd already done their job and neutralised the threat using tasers, and then matey boy decided to exact some revenge for his colleague by stamping on the bloke's headGross abuse of power, and deserves to be called out and dealt with appropriately even if the victim is a piece of shit
fucking finally ONE DAY CUP >group b GLAMORGAN v GLOUCESTERSHIRE delayedSURREY v YORKSHIRE https://youtu.be/pkdPCkKH-Po
>Ballance announced he would play for zim >signed a contract >played two tests against the grimdies >retires what did he mean by this?
>Strauss's investment company in talks with buying Hundred franchiseGrim, hope it's a terrible investment and makes him go bust
reckon the troubles and british military intervention show the apelike behaviour of both the uk and ireland perfectly
>Shinner FM couldn't get out of walking 200 yards and watching this test
only a run conceded so far, we are playing fantastic
>>142967968
reckon zimbabwe should start bazzing it now
>>142968196Not illegal. Plenty of people kick and stomp people in the heat of the moment - see football. It's all about the context. The man had a pulse - that means he's a threat. He did our country proud by making sure he down for the count.
Aneurin Donald is a qt twink, just sayin'
Pretty sure that’s illegal in Zimbabwe
Wouldn't mind a wicket
>zaki posting his paki stepdad singing in the shower after he's been horrifically betrayed by himGood stepdad/stepson bonding that
>>142963758Not him, but good point
>>142967372why is are all the bands you listen to from the 2005-2010 sorta erayou never quite moved on did youyou're still trying to relive your childhoodwhen you still had hope
so many fat women of student age with scribble tattoos in York see an exact clone at least 5 times a daysign it's not a very good uni anymore
how have direland not got a wicket yet?
>he can't even pull fat birds
They should do a ODI tri-series one summer with England and Ireland + a tourists.
This is quite a nice match, objectively not a test match, by a nice game of cricket.
Haven’t had sex in 7 years
umm....white boy summer bros?maybe next year eh?
5 months here
>>142969370still counts when it's with blokes m8
>>142969650no it doesn'tthat's what the guys at perth steamworks told me last week anyway
GONE GOTTEM GUMBIE MORE LIKE BUM-BIE
Bouldering looms
why is it so hard for bongs to make circular cricket fields?
>>142970968meth mostly
what can we do to save irish cricket?
what can we do to save Zimbabwean cricket?
>>142971039>>142971050meth mostly
Just climbed a route im v happy with Felt strong as with feet dancing all over the place
i got up to get a biscuit and a wicket fell
>>142971148how do you think i feel shitposting here but watching sevens which is a 14 minute game
V Promising on wall seshSurprising was expecting a dire one today
who was in the wrong here?
>>142971688>paki rape gang surrounded rochdale (HORRIFIC BETRAYAL) police station and threatened the coppersIt's beautiful to watch. You reap what you sow.
Absolutely nothing on at the cinema
>madandekek what a spastic
>>142971688the mum was asking for a stomping too
wake up and i'm feelin like a PUNK
WELSH FIRE WOMEN ARE KILLING IT
fucking jinxed them
reminder tomorrow this time onwards i'll be listening to tunes by myself on /cric/ cytube if anyone is bored or turkbro if you wanna watch a film together?
very poor showing from zimbabwe
> me watching Foid Cricket
I could literally HEEM every single Indian in this thread.
>>142972629/soundlounge/ never dies
in here lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ov5xiqsKs8
yeah, i'm thinking the welsh fire have got this
>>142973047Which crisp brand are they again mateHard to keep up with the secondary names
>>142973355h-hula hoops
Are Zim bowlers good?
>fanny shitshow
WALES ARE ON FIRE
>>142974195spam fillets?/ck/let here
Still wouldn't tune into shit if amir was on a ten-fer playing for Welsh fire
state of monchestoh
Fat neeks are my mortal enemy
>>142972266Don't worry, Sarah Lynn Gadon has 2 films I'm theatres next minth
welshbros we eating good tonight
fuck off gadonspammer faggot stop simping for a woman who doesn't know you exist
Reckon every series of the Simpsons 5 onwards is worse than 2
the simpsons is a seriesit has season like season 1, season 2 and whatnot
2 might be the best desu
we should watch from season 1 together lads
>>142975385what about true detective?
>>142975828Season 3 is the best Season of True Detective. It has Sarah Lynn Gadon
this nibba wants to play fetch
>>142975828I remember enjoying season 3 as well. it had decent acting
>>142976051I-is the other cat ok turkbro :(( haven’t seen it in a while
>>142975994jennifer hawkins has a better arse
>>142976276Sarah Lynn Gadon's is far superior.
Gadonposting is closer to cricket than t20posting or donedredposting
>>142976267this one always stays close to me and she's too much of a snob to acknowledge her
whatever happened there
>>142976236Especially from Sarah Lynn Gadon
>>142976434blessed kitty
dire start to the hundred (as expected)
Leaves Turn Inside you rather intriguing album Had never actually listen to it before
>it's another trend zachy jumps onto years after everyone else editiongreat, now you're going to shill this like Pavement and Parsiq yeah mate? we (/mu/chads) have been listening it for years
>>142976869it's very goodfor me it's scarlettesummer freeze and below the salt are also haunting and intense
>canada global t20 is backBASED!
zachy you up for some tunes tomorrow la
Bit like if the mysterious manuscript in War and War by László Krasznahorkai was an album
>>142976926I really like off this century desu
Summer Freeze one of my favs too yeah Sounds a bit like gorillaz lol
maybe gorillaz are just an unwound rip-off
took me too many years to realize nick cave and nick drake are not the same guy
Think I'll go Whitby next weekend in my new dragon print trunks
/fit/ but will never be /fa/
Will be maharishi dragon print trunk weather
love how they come with a bag
new chalk bag perhaps?holy....
>>142967846britjeet mate you ARE a paki
'no of the night
>>142978205direhope you didn't spend 300 quid on this bag though
>soros globohomo funded paki rats are spreadibg their little bullshit protesting up norf nowHilarious. Repeat after me a*glo shitters: YRWYS.
it was surprisingly a decent kino. I was entertained
>>142980204Was Sarah Lynn Gadon in it?
>>142978447you're wrong you fat neek
Zachys arse is public property
>>142980204how's Chief of Station? i've got it dled but haven't watched it yet
been dreaming about bouldering
been dreaming of a future out of my reach
>>142974754I prefer the term, Spam steaks. Cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
>>142975994this is the best shes ever looked and shes still mid
postdocsbouldering gymssternly worded emailsfive guysyork215k in savings trail seshwall seshportable ACslaptopsthumbsbunking off at 3
if sarah gordon was in the olympics would she be competing in
Test cricket just a few bongs away
hot today wearing relaxed linen trousers and a paper thin plaid shirt
>crickek
Terminus
Yep
what beers shall i get at Morrisons today lads
>>142984033shipyard mostly
all the women on dating apps my age look at least 5 years older than me wrinkly anglos
>>142984033duvel
4 duvel and 4 shipyards and then 2 wildcards for good measure
don't think noise cancelling with headphones is for me
>>142984113the only thing apart from my laptop that gets me through the day tbqhwy
deathconsciousness are essentially a rip off band of the song off this century gorillaz are essentially a rip-off band of the song summer Freeze
proper cricket todaynone of the devil's hundred nonsense
>evolving the game is le bad
>>142984033stella
>>142984249it's Popchips vs. Skips this evening actually
>>142984061>45 year old looking women on dating appsgrim
women all get fat around 30-35 if they weren't already and by 40 they're all obese this is the real cost of waiting to settle down
did you know the science shows metabolism stays exactly the same in humans between the ages of 20 and 60all it is is accumulation of bad habits and nothing more
What's the current /cric/ beverage of choice?
>>142984377Wilkins cider ooer
going to start doing weighted pistol squats
>>142971688actually this stomp meant they did a CT of his brain that revealed a cyst putting pressure on itnot only did he save this man's life by not shooting him when he was battering the woman and instead disabling him with a tactical stomp, he saved him AGAIN by revealing a potentailly dangerous diagnosis that might have gone unnoticedit was a curbstomp of kindness
leaves Turn Inside you first new album I've discovered that I really like since Future Days a couple of years back
watching law and order criminal intentwhy you ask? I don't know
both just sound unique to me
date on the cards
Hyped for popchips Vs skips tonight in the 'undred
>>142984560take him to five guys
any solution to crippling loneliness and isolation?
guess not
Tonight's kino: The Duke (2020)
you really do watch some shite kn
>Broadbent>Mirren2 of the most anti-kino actors ever
I liked Prime SuspectDecent grounded police seriesCannot remember what else I may have seen Mirren in though
Challenge Croquet today lads
wonder if a martin shrekli fanboy has had his life saved by the most reddit thing in existence
Is it worth visiting Olympics threads?
almost committed the war crime of listening to music while reading this morning
fine with instrumental stuff I reckon
>>142985171you mean ambient
>>142985110I'll be asleep through the whole thing. They should have held it in a timezone where it's daytime for everyone
never really listened to music until my early 20s
never really watched cricket until the early t20s
never really posted in /cric/ till the 2020s
currently in the climbing thread with zachy and the aus lads
hope you are all rallying around your local west indian
Nice day to drive a convertible v8, little 4-pot shitbox a*glo shitters could never
rallying around some west indian milf with the lads iykwim haha
>>142985450tabla x
>>142985571queem QUEEM hahaa
>>142985450rallying around him, lifting him up, never coming down
Booking next Friday off Boiling week that will be too long otherwise
>England, Ireland & Scotland playing sinultaneouslyMust be a record
proper bazball this from the windies
>certain balding man spamming boring blog topics and then replying to himself again It’s like he hates test matches, oh wait he does. Fuck off zachy you miserable faggot.
>everyone is zachymeds
wood is absolutely useless
first man to reply to this post gets smacked onto the floor
>>142986044no but steven may
i warned you champ*whirls up a haymaker*
Reminder:Windies are only good with Hindu /strongminds/ in the teamGBT > IPL > test cricket > franchise cricket >>>>>>>>> muh gashes
>>142985877meth mostly
>>142986100meant whirls up an iykwim hahaymaker iykwim haha
@turkbro shall we watch the olympics opening ceremony later? 6:30 BST
>>142985829meds then bed neek number 2 you fat toff>>142985877
>>142986216meth mostly
some dire gimmicks around these daysM/c/GA desu
the last 20 or so posts were nothing but grim mentally ill personas.
>Britain has said it will not proceed with efforts to question whether the international criminal court (ICC) has jurisdiction to issue arrest warrants for the Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahuhere's your labour strongmen bro
>>142986349he's not me retard
>>142986439goodisrael did nothing wrong
Thinking England should take some fucking wickets.
>tackles the argument that he samefags by samefagging
December is a banger too Basically all the songs are great
Straight terror, product of your errorsPushing culture baby, got that product you can't measure (Product you can't measure)Trend setter, the one who gets her wetterSwerving while I'm bumping Project Pat, yeah
>>142986475yh totally not a bot that posted this.
Unwound>Pavement
GONE
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/olympics/2024/07/26/australia-hockey-matt-dawson-amputates-finger-olympics/wtfis he retarded
>paki punches sister to death>admits it in texts>manc police refuses to file murder chargesUK is totally cucked by pisslamists
>>142981853looks like a b movie>>142986156maybe baby>>142986494sorry I picked the wrong model
Gonna think about leaving at 1POETS day and that
GONE GOTTEM FUCKING YORKED THAT CUNT
>sub 100 >2 downwho is this batting? England?
GONE GOTTEM PISS OFF TO LUNCH EARLY
useless black cunts
>Lunch interval>stream muted
poo for lunch
>>142987464based britjeet
not sure I've ever seen a ball that looks faster than that wood in swinger
just remembered our best bowler is a 40+ year old retired man
ITS COMING HOMEITS COMINGCRICKETS COMING HOME
>>142987585the ball isn't made of wood retard>>142987652HE SAID IT
caught off his glove PISS OFF
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c19k2rdzxyko>"The ick" and "boop" are among more than 3,200 new words and phrases added to the Cambridge Dictionary this year.cricketbros........
No Hindus no West IndiesBring back Tagenarine
Sucking a cider reserve
FUCK OFF
WANK INDIES
>>142987822>Just the Cambridge one everybody uses Oxford.
The slow and agonising murder of Test Cricket by the cowards ICC
>a*glo shitters ball tampering again
>>142987849prefer satsumas
>>142987822dreading the next season of cats does countdownor does suzie use the oxford dictionary?
>>142987941see>>142987883 she works for Oxford Dictionaries.In general she’s not that conservative over new words but there are words she has admitted she dislikes, she quite often defends americanisms on countdown.
never seen that show myself but thanks for consuming our products
>>142987922Satsuma Dream doesn't have the same ring innit
if pop music had been around 100 years ago would the Aussies have penned a song entitled "Servin' UK"?
>>142987974>he's never been unemployed
cant wait to start drinking2 hours
>>142987941>dreading the next season of cats does countdownIs it even coming back? Heard they stopped filming new episodes and have with nothing planned for future ones.Hasn't been the same since Sean croaked anyway.
>>142988129idki hope it does but they never had enough episodes per season except during season 7 i think otherwise it was like 6 perbut yeah i miss sean so fucking muchcan understand why he was such an alcoholic
not sure micksperg will never recover from posting Servin' USA (iykwim)
not sure you can recognise obvious satiregrim from a country that produced monty python, fawlty towers, the young ones, keeping up appearances, and are you being served
not sure that last one is something we made mate, sounds more like a lyric from your favourite song
>>142988294>Are You Being Served? is a British television sitcom that was broadcast from 1972 to 1985. It was created and written by David Croft, who also served as executive producer and director, and Jeremy Lloyd. Michael Knowles and John Chapman also wrote certain episodes. Produced by the BBC,[1] the series starred Mollie Sugden, Trevor Bannister, Frank Thornton, John Inman, Wendy Richard, Arthur Brough, Nicholas Smith, Larry Martyn, Harold Bennett and Arthur English. ?
>fawlty towersonly brainlets (like bard) find this boomer slapstick funny. OFAH is our GOAT
never laughed at only fools and horses
Going for a designer cider at the Royal Oak if anyone would like to join
Oh wait, I meant the duke of York
>>142988364it's literally slapstick kekbard lost him mind over this
I did find that Yorkshire sketch from another boomer comedy bard posted hilarious
the mitchell and webb cricket sketch is awful. show is ok overall though
>>142988489monty python's flying circus iykwim haha?
The M&W Look has aged the best out of the sketch shows from the 00s.
>>142988500there are no good cricket sketches tbf. only somewhat average one is Warne bowling his baby but it's by the most unfunny nation on earth (zero stand ups) so nobody outside /cric/ knows it
Sucking a designer cider
>Twenty-three-year-old Özge Ceren Deniz was electrocuted when she stepped into a large puddle that covered a metal storm water grating in a well-used street in Konak on July 12. A passerby, 44-year-old İnanç Öktemay, was also electrocuted while trying to help Deniz.does turkey really?
any point in watching the test?
>>142988500the one about diana's death was a bit retarded
hello
hi.Please state your preferred Cricket format and County of residence
Test Cricket Sussex by birth, Yorkshire by residence
I only care about England vs Australia (away)Surrey
Leicestersucking cock
pulling my sword out of your mum's stonecornwall iykwim haha
Women's HundredLancashire (Manchester Originals)
t20, melbourne renegades
Can- Future DaysUnwound- Leaves Turn Inside You What's the 3rd that completes this Trinity?
reckon its me stuffing my fist in the middle of your face
>>142988751so it's 5FDP - Momma Said Knock You Out iykwim haha?
>>142988761when we going FONT borough for an on wall sesh big man?
>female commentator
>>142988784dont know fuck off neurotypical borough lol
Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight
business idea: sports commentating but you can decide if the play by play or colour are men or women or a mixfucking hate listening to women analysing cricket
fuck off normie twat borough the best climbing gym (in Donedon)
im in peak physical condition like a welsh middleweight in his prime
>>142988871trip on pwyll iykwim haha
Might go Bouldering
>>142988806vpn persona>>142988824vpn persona>>142988888vpn persona
>if you know a little about Welsh culture you are... LE VPN PERSONA!
>>142989000?
>>142989064meth mostly
>>142989024 the only thing you need to know about welsh culture is HULA HOOPSdont' get it? then fuck off
1 fucking hour to go lads1 fucking hourspent 2+ hours on the phone today with a pissed off client (who it turns out was in the wrong)can't handle much more of this
>>142989202don't care didn't ask plus it's goy slop
having tattoos is like wearing maharishi that you can never take off
don't recall asking if i know what you mean
>>142989210who are you, and why did you reply to me
>>142989308i don't want to talk about it
>replies to you before you reply to xir>xir next asks why you replied to xir?
Certain man, heir to a catering business empire and whose ancestor literally founded a country, better not play the povvo card once in a couple of weeks
Walking to bouldering
I miss bard (our protag)he's supposed to save /cric/ on cricketing days from spaccy, micksperg, shitjeet and the other tryhard twats
i don't even tryhard and you're still mindbroken by my micksi am the man behind the curtain. The one pulling the strings. You are all dancing to my tune
>bard>Not try hard Lmao
I think I'm trans
Walking to bumdering
No one here can outgay me
Reminder: /cric/ a*glo shitters never recovered from the Soul Limbo vocaroo.
Like to think I had a primitive welsh ancestor or two who did a lot of climbing around the caves they lived in The cave men of ice age walesIt's as natural as running or swimming Or maybe not so primitive knowing Wales haha, late 19th century
>>142989763Huh? What thefuck are you on about you silly cunt?
The cactus I have I thought was dying because it has black spots all over it has flowered over night pretty much
>muted because the female commentator was a dumbass>alttabbed and found the game was still onanyone know a stream without a fucking annoying commentator
Meeting the woman I think my mate is trying to set me up with tonight
>>142989930looking good mate
Welsh Boy Summer
>Anon are you ready for your daily milking session?
>cave climbing ancestors>their descendant struggles to beat v5 with chalk for his precious little hands in his little indoor lego block gymsprobably not that likely, neek
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2024/07/25/newmarket-cricket-team-fields-entire-xi-same-family-jolland/
fcott is ready
>>142990080a year is absolutely nothing in any pursuit hobby I'm happy with where I am, comfortably intermediate atm
IM FREE LADSIM OUT OF TOIL FOR 64 HOURS
>>142990281nice
one neet vpn schizo and 3 losers pretending they're a part of something
I'm NOT a loser. Why does /cric/ attract so many VPN spammers anyway, this general is semi-dead.
Oh, don't mind me, I'm just having a quiet beer by myself tonight to celebrate.
>>142990486What are you celebrating mate
>>142990494Life.
tenaya osai are not sl*b shoes So soft can't press down on anything
A bad workman always blames his tools
I am not a neet vpn schizo
they're climbing shoes not slab shoes
having a wank
Im gay
ive never touched a dick in my life, not even my own
Only touched two other dicks :c
drinking duvel
Going to day 3 on Sunday with my dad :) not been since the ashes. Pints shall be consumed hehe
1 bong and i'll pop the olympics opening ceremony on /cric/ cytube
Just finishing up my 20mm max hangs Then Going on what I am not sure is a date or not
>>142991318hope he's a looker
It's f*ckin' over
what would a date by zachy be like? does he just talk about how he's going to make v6 his only goal before 2027?
Direland
with*
>>142991627I bet he has so much to talk about That time when he was spending all day every day on a Discord server dedicated to an ugly tranny (this legitimately happened) and.. lol you just had to be there! Women love conversation like that
dumbbells at bouldering gym only go up to 25kgnot sufficient for my weighted leg raises anymore tempted to keep buying heavier dumb bells and bring them in, because tieing a smaller weight to a dumbbell with a chain is a pain in the arse. Nothing wrong with it per se but does look a bit odd
>>142991627I'll be doing v8 overhang by then
>>142991627He'll brag about his bedsit, his dead end job, his lack of car, his lack of drivers licence, and his large forehead.
don't live in a bedsit nor do I have a dead end job you fat neeky toff
didn't deny the other ones despite past claims in terms of driving i noticed
have no reason to drive, would come in handy for mountain biking actually but meh don't really enjoy cycling that much
Our Legacy shirt for the '''date'' I reckon Can't go wrong
>have no reason to drive
driving is bad for the environmentbased zachy
>>142989429Thanks fella but feels like it's just a waste of time and effort nowGeneral has been ruined by schizos sadly
love the way bouldering kills a few hours after work in such a reliable and healthy way and it's something I actually doing. Mad
piss off bard matelook down on me you'll just see an uppercut sparking you out
This is more embarrassing than Spaccy attempting a conversation with a woman
uhhhhhhhhhhhwhat the actual FUCK are you doing england
Quite in awe at that unwound album
It's 31-2 nightwatchmen don't count.Sorry just drafting Zachy's chat up lines for tonight.
>>142992548sounds like certain fat neek is seething from their bedsit
the undroppable crawley
this bbc olympics shit is too lame to watch
>>142990070no but steven may
>>142989429bard already mentally fried shitjeet by exposing those lies about his cousin (note how shitjeet hasn't once acknowledged this and how he was run off the site and had to hide away like a pathetic coward for over a year)
Can't see a thing out there.
>>142992689Don't think he has come back still. Recent posts are just zachy or someone else pretending to be him.
can't decide which of my ten our Legacy shirts to wear
watching the olympics over boomer cricket, me
4chan is inherently a stream of consciousness and certain man blogs like a schizo anyway. He is rather smug isn't he
Leaves Turn Inside you and Future Days have stuff and sounds in common
Zachy's surely getting ready for his date now so you can insult him and if you see anyone seething it cannot possibly be him because he told us he's going on a date
Hmm...Trickers Or my cheap beaters (solovairs)
>zachys dateWhats his name?
Florian
I would wingman zachy by sitting on the table next to him and reading out 'facts' about how big foreheads mean a big IQ
skips are fucking killing it
watching opening ceremony
That wood delivery really looks so quick
not much of a ceremony is it
Not really watched the last few Olympics Dunno it's just lost something to me
its pretty fucking shite so farthey making london look decent
going to a russian restaurant tomorrow on a date what should i order brosgoing to get on the vodka shots https://bobbobricard.com/soho/menu/
>>142994979it's so bad lmao. like they didn't even try
>>142995360>£27 for a chicken kiev
at least boats go fastolympian walks are boring
>>142995360Ok mate it's not a competition you know
not even sure if it's worth arrowposting in the main olympics threadthe PPM is too high fucking hell
corrr canada atheletes look alri'
AHHHH AHHAHAAHHA ITS RAINING FUCK YOU PARIS
Zachy would've loved this But he's on his date so he is not watching
>famous french singer Lady Gaga
corrrrrrr check out them dancers showing a bit of leg
Anyway it's too hot for pie Id probably just get the fish
the dancers aren't into at allthe commentators are sounding boredthe boats are shitwtf is the random assassins creed torch bearer shite?dire
take me backhttps://youtu.be/CwzjlmBLfrQ?si=IQ_zgKHnn550qx_I&t=49
>>142995919'''Dates''' at half 8Altho you're right I'm not watching
Not sure unwound is pre date music
You could literally play December on a jukebox
>load of shite parkour and other reddit movesyep, zachy would definitely love this
hope that's irony
not a huge olympics fan but this gets me everytime nglhttps://youtu.be/CqMqBx5OJlg?si=zmffvsU8tE4dvtwW
Quite mad how Gorillaz entire discography is a rip-off of unwound- summer Freeze
>>142997062On his final attempt too, what a legend
the fuck is this now
>Lady Gagacouldn't get any FRENCH pop stars?
Zach cancelling the date to watch this
Colombia boat now, zachy just tuned back in
Best opening ceremony since Lillehamer
shake-shake shakeshake shake-shakeSHAKE DJIBOUTI
CHANDERPAUL MENTIONED
the gods are crying on france
Went for a summery our Legacy box shirt Some relaxed faded black element jeans And burgundy solovair broguesNot a date btw
>not a dateit's a rendezvous
p-pitball?
>60 ppmliterally impossible to arrowpost and have my hard work recognisedfuck the olympics
>>143006058I'm staying here. You can arrow post away
lmao absolutely pissing it downcan't even hear the music properlyfrogs btfo as always
fuck i hate myself drunk alone cat sleeping on me watching this show show olympics ceremonylistening to some doomer tunes on me headphones
When will /cric/ get a shout out?
>>143006333no i'm not going to arrowpost in a low ppm thread normally>>143007253steven july
damn pozztralia have a lot of athletesthose must all be swimmers
>>143008018they're not harold holt retard iykwim haha
Will only watch the Olympics if they get cricket in (actual cricket and not t20)
business idea: test championship points table lasts 4 years and each team plays home and away an equal amount. the 2 finalists / leading point scorers then play a 'timeless test' that lasts every day of the olympics
It could work as a 4 team knockout. Rain could pose a problem
>>143012741What about bronze medal?
>>143012909oh yeah, just automatically give that to 3rd in the tableit's a bronze so who cares anyway lmao
>>143012909no but steven may
>>143012909that's what she said eyequeem hahaa
There's a mosquito in here she already bit me twice, once on each foot
>>143012909free massage down the ‘works
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