PREVIOUS: >>142946609ATL: The second game of Wednesday’s doubleheader between the Reds and Braves has been postponed due to inclement weatherTEX: Josh Jung (wrist) will begin a minor league rehab assignment at Double-A Frisco on WednesdayLAD: Dodgers designated RHP Ricky Vanasco for assignmentMIL: William Contreras delivered a go-ahead RBI single in the ninth inning on Wednesday, leading the Brewers to a 3-2 victory over the CubsCHC: Seiya Suzuki went 2-for-4 with a solo homer on Wednesday in the Cubs’ loss to the BrewersMIN: Max Kepler delivered a game-winning RBI single on Wednesday, lifting the Twins to a 5-4 walk-off victory over the PhilliesPHI: Trea Turner walloped a solo homer and also stole a base on Wednesday in the Phillies’ loss to the Twins
>leadoff runner on >GIDP or FC EVERY FUCKING TIME
Based Quijada is back
doyers
go Cubs
>>142960304thank you bakespie
>>142960301yep
>new york yankees
>>142960333checkeddanke
>The Seattle Mariners have scored 3 runs in the last 28 innings >bullpen will blow it (again) I want off this ride lads
takeover of NY resumes in 2h bros
Chicago is the worst sports city in the world right now. Every single team sucks balls.
I missed this spicy MFer like you wouldn't believe
>>142960384windy city fucks ya!
>A’s BRA71L Stros yesterday>Stros BRA71L A’s todayBaseball sure is a strange sport
the league that's always getting mogged by something else during the season kek
Sex with Red Soxs girl.
>>142960384What is with MLB's obssession with the numbers 9 and 11?
Sex with Cubspie.
>>142960454she's an animal abuser
what an animalhttps://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1816213915946438773
>>142960483lmao, worthless homeless bum looking retard
>>142960483https://youtu.be/ZM06mcpEU5M?si=zssK5HqQ8FjFK-2oNot as bad as this
Fishman :(
>>142960524I'm getting more and more nervous that he's going to have a career ending injury
>>142960524it's over (again/still)
yinz are finna be so mad when the bucs make their first non-retarded trade ever and win the central
I heard the Patriots were getting crushed by the Broncos this evening. Is this true mlb?
>>142960454She fucks dogs
>>142960569she does prefer doggystyle, we have photographic evidence that confirms.
>>142960569vid?
>>142960569>>142960470what the fuck are you on about schizo?
rate this throw
>>142960569I believe it
Teams that absolutely fucking suck:CubsBravesMarinersBlue JaysAngelsPadres
>>142960680didn't ask
>>142960680let's take the cubs off that list
>>142960687The Cubs suck
>>142960680>the team that sucks the most not even listedTry again
>>142960688The Cubs suck
>>142960670lol wtf
>rockies beating the red sox 20 to 5what in the fuck
>>142960670Was it hubris?
>>142960670yep, he's getting sent back down
>>142960654I'm going to need an analysis on this photo on my desk pronto
>>142960661
>>142960680Is there another level for the white sox or something?
WILLIE!
based willie
>>142960753Inside this cage is my sanctuary
>>142960752sigh
>>142960727Panamafag wouldn’t shut the fuck up
The fact that the memeiners are going to be under .500 at the trade deadline has me absolutely roflcoptering
>>142960787I didn't even said anything you faggot retard
Probably nobody remembers or gives a shit but a few weeks ago I said I was going to do some research on MLB teams etc to find a team to follow. I asked for advice etc. Anyway I decided to go with the Texas Rangers
>>142960365>bullpen will blow it againMLB's script writers are getting lazy. Seattle has been using the same general storyline for over 20 games
Anal yzing Cubspie
>>142960817You passed the test (the test is to not pick the >cusb)
>>142960670He did the gay wrist fling
>>142960812>pitching wins championships...
>>142960817>RagsDisgusting and revolting choice
>>142960812bravo jerry
>>142960817>man city customer decides to follow the defending championYou got a rude awakening coming friend. USA sports do not work like European soccer
>>142960817excellent choice
>>142960838fuck you faggot
>>142960727keeeeeeeeeeeeeekred sux getting gaped
>>142960817Based. Anyone who doesn't agree is a Cheastro fan
>>142960812*refuses to trade any pitchers**has worst offense in the majors* Get DiPoto a bronze bust in Cooperstown right now
>>142960817the t.rannygers? retarded bong.
>>142960856Haha, I remember I said in my post I didn't want to be like an 'American who picks Man City'. And yet, here we are.Actually came about as me reading a book about this nigga's pre-presidential life right here and it all came together from there.
DRURY!don't know why he tried to go to 2nd but hey he got us the lead
>Some in the industry expect the Chicago White Sox to hold left-hander Garrett Crochet, believing that an even greater number of buyers will emerge in the offseason and that his value is greater in his additional two years of club control than in 2024White Sox are standing pat. Can't break up this bunch.
memeners memed it up
Mariners trying to steal KWAB of the year from the White Sox
>memeinersKEKEKEKEK
>>142960889if it makes you feel better the rangers have been historically bad, lost the world series in one of the most painful ways possible in 2011, only finally won the world series last year and are back to average again this yearso it's not like picking man city or whatever. but you're still a plastic.
every mariners game>excellent starting pitching effort, usually 0 or 1 runs through 6-7 innings >1 hit at most with risp >leave the bases juiced at least once with 0-1 outs>bullpen comes in and gives up 1-3 runs in less than 2 innings >lose 2-1 Did I miss anything
>mariners about to lose 6 of their last 7 against the angles
MARINERS SUCK>MARINERS SUCKMARINERS SUCK>MARINERS SUCKMARINERS SUCK>MARINERS SUCKMARINERS SUCK>MARINERS SUCKMARINERS SUCK>MARINERS SUCKMARINERS SUCK>MARINERS SUCK
>mariners cleanup hitter is Jorge Polancocheatstros must be laughing their asses off so hard that the buzzers are falling out
>>142960932>>142960931i'm a diehard lifelong mariners fanif we get swept by the chisox i'm done until servais, jerry, haniger, garver, and polanco are gone
>Mariners collapsingjust as predictable
seattle are somehow one of three teams that haven't been swept so far this season
>give up 6 runs>one earned>no errors involved How?
>bawston blow sux
>>142960680The cubs do NOT suck. They're the hottest team in baseball and that's despite the umps screwing them over every game.
>>142960966Seattle has the best starting pitching in baseball. With an average offense this team would have the best record by at least 5 games and I'm not remotely exaggerating
>>142960470>>142960569>she
>>142960877>/mlb/ thinks your team is shitty and forgettable>immediately blames AstrosKeep us out of this Ragoo. We have bigger fish to fry than worrying about our little brother from Arlington.
>>142960981Jerry is going to work up a 4 team trade in which he lands another starting pitcher
LGM
M's bros...
>>142960981Actually the Phillies have the best starting pitching
>The Seattle Kraken will win a stanley cup before the Mariners get to a world series
>>142960970there was an error, on the third baseman when brendan rodgers reached
>>142961023Seattle has the best starting pitching among world series contenders.
>>142961009Here's the top half of our draft
>>142961059The Sonics will make the NBA finals before that happens too
>>142960975Dodgers broke these chumps
>>142961023Nah. Suarez was a fluke. The Phillies staff has been regressing. Still a great staff but not as good as Seattle, where guys go 8-12 on the season with a 3.09 ERA
>>142961065Nope. All 4 errors the Red Sox committed happened before Pivetta left the mound, the last one being committed by Pivetta himself. Anderson came in, gave up 6 runs and 1 of them was earned. No errors involved.
>>142961077>Seattle has the best starting pitching among world series contenders.>seattle >world series contenders kek
>>142961059Hockey is by far the easiest major sport to win a titleFootball is next cuz you just need a QBThen NBAThen baseball
>>142961077Seattle coming back down to earth and not even in a playoff spot. It's over.
>>142961111>phillies>world series contendersKEKEKE
>>142961114if baseball is so hard to win a title in, why does a team manage to do it every year?
>>142961111checked and kekd
>>142961078>that will be $2.3M plus tip
>My Metsies won't take KWAB of the year this yearFeels good man
>>142961134Fuck. He's right. He's absolutely right.
>>142961164still early
mets are going to sweep the subway series. many people are talking about this. it's the word on the street.
>>142961114NBA is hardest if you're a small market team like Milwaukee, Utah, Sacramento, Portland, Memphis. Your only chance is to draft a generational talent and hope he stays after his rookie deal.
>>142961114they're all hard but I bet baseball will have the longest dry spell for back-to-back championships
>>142961134i never thought about it like that...
:)
>>142961174guess who already lost today too...
>>142961114what a dogshit take. Hockey is one of the most difficult sports to win a chip in. It requires tons of depth, and you have basketball as the second hardest? You literally just need a trio of good players in basketball with moderate players around them.
Which MLB fanbase most enjoys the 7th inning "stretch"?
>>142961134>>142961168>>142961186nah the other dude is rightBaseball is the one sport where the most things about your team need to be perfect to power through the competition.Football? Just have a QBSoccer? Just pay the ref
Let's go Estevez
>>142961217i hear dodger fans really enjoyed that gura performance
>>142961201>hockey is the hardest>expansion team literally makes the SCF and a couple years later another expansion team makes the WCF it is not hard to win a Stanley Cup compared to MLB or NBA
>>142961218stfu giuseppe, we're talking baseball here. go make me some linguini.
>>142961218Baseball is unique cuz you have to be top third in the regular season but don't have to be elite. It's such a random game you just gotta get hot at the right time. Arizona was not the 2nd best team last year. They were barely 10th best and they won the pennant.
Hey angels any chance that you'd trade Quijada at the deadline?We need a LH bullpen upgrade so badly
>>142961201>basketball is easy to win a title>same team/players make finals every single seasonyeah super easy my guy
>>142961228You skipped the part where they got to steal great players from every franchise, including Fleury and Neal
>>142961243>They were barely 10th best and they won the pennantENTER
>>142961217Cubs easily. The 7th inning stretch at Wrigley is best in the majors bar none.
>>142961251Probably not, we just got him back. Moore is probably up for grabs but idk if anyone would want him how he's been these past few months
stop talking about hockey in my baybaw thread thanks :)
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>142961281cubs
>>142961286i'm so sorry...
>>142961269>steal great players from every franchiseEvery franchise gets to protect their best players in a franchise draft
Get swept nerds GG Mariners
gg mariners
the mariners season is over
Hahaha Mariners bats are genuinely worthless
>FRAUDiners
angels bros… We just can’t stop winning!!!
>score 1 run three consecutive games vs the AngelsJesus christ I hate this team Congrats LAAbros we didn't deserve to win any of those games
>>142961296maybe in the early expansion draft, the 2017 version didnt offer enough slots to protect everyone
>Angels sweepIt's so over for this team
baseball is the hardest to win the chipA goalie can dominate a series to deliver a cupA qb can dominate a game and deliver a Super BowlA player can dominate a series in basketball and win a championshipIn baseball, only a starting pitcher can dominate a game and he'll only pitch every 3 days at maximum in the playoffs
the absolute fucking STATE of the red sox
>just get a QB bro
i genuinely hope it just keeps getting worse because nothing short of absolute catastrophic fuckup will get dipshit and beaker fired, theyre really working hard to get there it's hilarious how bad beaker is at managing a team and yet the fanbase still fucking loves him.
what was that about the memeiners not being swept this season?
>>142961332>A goalie can dominate a series to deliver a cupyou cant win with a scoreless tie
>>142961326Each team got to protect their goalie and all but one defenseman on their top 2 lines
>>142961262it's easiest to build consistent dynasties in basketball. Bulls, Lakers, Warriors, Celtics, Spurs, Heat. Most hockey dynasties are pre-expansion era. Basketball you sign literally like 3-4 dudes and ride them, you can't do that in hockey
fucking fraud ass seattle faggots wouldn't shut the fuck up earlier this season, where are you now? lmao
>>142960817I hope it wasn't because you could relate with how they blew it in 2011
>>142961346>get swept by the lowly anglelsTruly pathetic
>>142961389Still hereWe're not doneYou're gonna be so fucking mad when we get healthy, make a couple trades, and win the AL:)
until dipshit and beaker are gone useless retards who have no business being in baseball are going to continue to get jobs on team staff through nepobaby hires.
>>142961389FAGGOTers make ya seethe?
>>142961398the astros are taking the division, dont fucking kid yourself faggot lol
>>142961381not sure how that math works out when it was protect 8 + goalie or 7f/3d/1g
>>142961394many are saying this
as a memener im so sorrry...
Well at least we got our fried crickets....right M'bros?
>>142961394Please do not hate on my good friends the angels :(
so sorry....
>>142961410and mariners will be taking the alcs
>>142961475lmao
Well well well guess who’s in sole possession of 1st place in the AL West. I don’t care if that’s the equivalent of being the least retarded retard on the short bus, we were in last place for the longest time this season. I can’t wait to get swept by the Doyers for that to change immediately.
as a mariners fan please take my ass as an apology...
>>142961403>>142961430>>142961468ERG has arrived
>>142961447thanks bro, my angels catching strays
The shitcongo white sux will sweep the memeners for maximum memes
Bros I'm so happy Vientos doesn't suck.>Carson Benge>Drew Gilbert>Ryan Clifford>Ronny Mauricio>Jett WilliamsThe Mets just gotta hit on two of them and they'll be going places for a long time
My barfs....
>>142961554Clifford is going to be legit, I don't know about the rest. The Mets can only develop power hitters it seems now
please cum in my ass...im so sorry
>>142961529I think "smartest kid on the short bus" gets the point across better.
>>142961571Straightest marinerfag
>>142961571bravesbrahs know that feel
>>142961588It's my atonement. I'm straight but if I need an asspounding to apologize and show my regret I will...
>>142961571You and that cubs guy in the dress should hookup
>>142961543ERG isn't real
>>142961543who?
ERwho? I never heard of the guy...
>>142961285I didn't think so, but dang anyways. The LHRP trade market is thin as FUCK this year
>mets starting soon!
>>142961631>ERG>guy
who???
didn't the mariners have a ten-game lead in the division at some point?
>espn
>>142961693please take my ass as atonement...
Eduardo Perez talks like Jabba the Hutt
ERG isn't real but if she was she deserves love
hi /mlb/, subway series kino starting! lets all watch together.
>ESPN game for the Mets>its just gonna be endless dick sucking for Judge and Soto anyways
Hey Mets, the Yankees are going to lose all three games to the Phillies next week, because we suck.
>>142961829we would prefer if you didn't. thanks!
I need a pounding to cope with the mariners blowing a 10 game lead
>>142961737He's a total faggot. Slurps any latino player. Always overdoes the latin accent and shit. Randomly inserts spic words and stuff. Total faggot. Hate EPSN.
>POODRES
>>142961780this is ERG
>>142961819What are you talking about? ESPN likes the Mets more than the Yankees. If they truly did like the Yankees, they would be calling out Aaron Boone's, Brian Cashman's, and little Steinbrenner's shit demanding them to be replaced.
>>142961863Fake
>Feggit Hole
Cole needs to be an ace's ace. That's a pitcher who can go long and get anybody out, no matter how good of a hitter they are.
>>142961894>throws 9 pitches to the first batter
1, 2, 3 easykek mest
umpie just mindfucked Austin Wells
>>142961930shut up bitch before you end up like this faggot
>>142961554It's a shame Jett broke his wrist. I was pretty high on him. Mauricio has negative plate discipline. Gilbert is ehh, and I think Clifford is just behind Williams as the most likely hit prospects in the system
>>142961869The fuck are you talking about? ESPN and their associates shit talk the Mets at every opportunity
LOL MEST
>>142961967I haven't seen any of that tonight
>>142961971KEEEEEK
>>142961971pocket watches need to make a comeback
>1-0this is just the mets vs yanks handicap that was agreed to before these two games.
Gleyber home run is this yesterday all over again?
mest just mesting
>>142962059It didn't amount to anything
>>142962025>mest27 KEK 27!!
>yankees planned that bad throwespn
>>142962087a franchise with 27 titles is on another IQ plane
>>142962104they got them when there was 4 teams
>>142962109the other 3 teams do not have 27 rings
Mets lost
>>142962117because the yankees bought them
LOL
kek the mest thought it was gone
>>142960293My pirates (:
>>142962161KEK
>>142962185Ah yes "the st. louis hello" they call it.
>>142961251Can i interest you in Michael Kopech to solve those bullpen issues? I am being serious and definitely dont want him there to sabotage the Twins season :)
Swaggy V!
Shut up Iglesias, you're annoying
Faggy V!
>>142962257>he doesn't have a latin pop start playing infield for his baseball clubkwab
>outdians
Are the Angels, dare i say it, buyers at the deadline?
>>142962288>trout deadno
>>142962272He's just lucky the Mets are doing somewhat good right now, because he'd look like a fucking idiot if they were losing while trying to amuse /mu/.
>>142962288angels are buyers for 2030
HOLY BASED THANK YOU WHITE TYRONE
WHITE MAHFUGIN TYRONE!
WHITE TYRONE!!!!!!
TYRONE
Cole just isn't that pitcher. The Yankees need a true ace pitcher who doesn't give up home runs like that.
>it'll be 9, 1, and soto, when we come backi fucking hate espn
>>142962342watch it kid. that's the reigning cy young champ you're talking about
>>142962291Sounds like its time to trade for a CF!
>>142962371The Yankees need a pitcher who can deliver a win, when the team only scores 2 runs.
Manaea has no command Yankees have no excuse if they lose this
What team does staten island support?
>>142962400my islanders
gerrshit buttcole
Soto eying Alvarez like he's tryna fuck that brother is ZESTY
>blue jays not trading vlabby or bitch-ettewho has the most incompetent FO in baseball? feels like blue jays or mariners to me atm.
Doyers
>Its a manaea can't throw strikes episode
>>142962443Yankees
Fuck you shartson lelly
>>142962443shapiro bar none, but at least rogers got their arena mods done for cheap
>>142962453suck
>>142962443In a few years the mets, stearns was already the top gm even without access to top resources and money
>>142962477and you think these things will make him worse?
>You ain't buying jack shit this deadline, Jankees. If we are selling our own players, YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME!
Soto :)
>>142962443POLAR BEAR'S BACK
Cole is another free agent failure.
>>142962495Who are the Red Sox trading away? They're on fire right now.
>>142962525my big strong guy
>yankees up 1 run, win probability 72%>mets up 1 run, win probability 50%
>>142962525Against the worst pitching staff in baseball
>>142962580kek you paid that nigga 360 million to give up a home run to White Tyrone.
Cole is overratedJudge is overratedI'm so fucking tired of have these fucking failures on the Yankees team. I want good players who know how to win games. This team is just barely better than the White Sox.
>>142962585And that is all Brian Cashman's fault. He's the worst general manager in all of baseball. He's even worse than whoever is the Mets GM.
>slurpway series
>>142962580>>142962589>27!!! KISS EM FAGZZZ>uwwwwuuu gerrit cole is le worst pitcher in baseball, mets stop celebrating a good back and forth baseball game ;_;meds, bipolar stankeefagits
2024: yet another season where the Astros are the stankees daddies. Many such cases
Trade Kermit Cole back to the Pirates
Varsho is fucking mental in the outfield
this really is the mets' world series lmao
Yeah, I'm switching over to the MLS all star game, fuck this Yankees team.
My based Poodres VILL be mortgaging their future at the trade deadline
>>142962614How so?
>>142962637seriously, heading to the bathhouse fuck this shit
mets are historically pathetic
>>142962022Tbh I would rather have a dopeass pocket watchthan a gaudy ring
A stantonian home run by Alonso off Gerrshit Buttcole
>>142962589>This team is just barely better than the White Sox>got walked off by Tim Anderson in that Field of Dreams game three years agolol
>mets are historically pathetic
>>142962644We'll trade you Soto for your prospects, but only if they're good. Do they dominate prospects who belong to the Red Sox, Mets, Rays, and Astros farm system?
having a 3-2 lead in the 5th is like winning the world series to mets fans
Its not like the Mets have good pitchers, these Yankee players are just Double A level bad.
>>142962698Their fans are annoying as we all see on here. I feel bad for the Braves and Phillies who have to deal with them.
>>142962715it's mental illness
>>142962689Merrill did pretty good against the Sox. All their other prospects of note are garbo or below AA
>>142962715>I feel bad for the Braves and Philliesyeah okay
>>142962725>>142961836
>>142962637Average fag Yankees fan would rather watch gay ass soccer than a 3-2 game
>>142962715They also cheated and blame the cubs they cheat it's weird, I'm a cardinals fan but even I can recognize how weird it is.
Please tell me the local New York media wants to hang Boone, Cashman, and little Steinbrenner.
yankees>can't pitch>can't hit>can't memeKWAB
You guys aren't talking about White Tyrone enough
>>142962742I'm sick and tired of losing time and time again. At least New York City FC plays with pride and care, and they win. Hell, they won the championship three years ago. So far, they deserve to be the primary tenants at Yankee Stadium.
Who is White Tyrone
I bet the mets are cheating lol
I’m glad that the Mets are having a good year but you have to relax.
>>142962786An over rated guy who can only hit against Yankee pitching, which isn't impressive.
holy fucking based lindor
this yall best pitcher yankess? lol. lmao even.
LINDINGER!!!
AOCbronxsissies....
Cole needs to be DFA'd
at least >mest fans are fun to laugh at on the genny, unironic Yankees fans are the most fucking miserable fans in all of sportsthe seethe on here after Phillies run back 2009 might crash the board
yankees SUCK
>be mest>cheat
which team has the hottest trannies
THE WHITE TYRONE MARCHES ON
>>be mest>>cheat
Mets cheated
>Cheatropolitans
FTCM (Fuck The Cheating Mets)
keep it white tyrone related
>cheatets
>cheat>winyeah im thinkin based
metscheatyes they do.You heard it here first
>>142962743>>142962791>>142962845>>142962853>>142962860>>142962866>>142962867>>142962874>>142962874>>142962887when cubspie starts spazzing you know the mets are crushing it
After the game, I want to give the Yankees an ass chewing like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRFSTswIV4
>>142962893when cubspie starts spazzing you know the mets are cheating it
Have we ever actually thanked Edwin for getting tossed and suspended? because had it not been for that we'd never have gotten cubspie's pic...
>>142962903
Screw this team, I'm gonna jack off to tranny porn
>Barves lost today
>A Manaeaean Sweeper
fuck both NY teams desu
>>142962914I coomed to her at least 5 times now
>>142962918do yankee fans really
>>142962918based doyers fan
Not to be a Manfred cum catcher but this is a really good parity season and I'm thoroughly enjoying it
>>142962914fucking dumbass
Can Manea actually get thru 5 innings?
i hate manaea
Does there happen to be any maids in this general? I'm new and I feel the presence of a maid in the thread.
>>142962964Nope
>>142962964guess not
Brieske more like brisk career
What a pathetic offense the Yankees have. How did these losers make it to the big league?
>Ottavino
OTTAVINO
lindor is just that dood
>Ottavino actually got an out
Only the Yankees could make the Mets pitching look like Cy Young winners
How do you have bases loaded and not get anything.
>>142962400Either or>Staten Islandlol fuck that place
Mets are peaking too early
What is the connection between the Mets and the Cubs?
>>142963048I'm from NYC. What is a Staten Island?
>brieskekIs this really all we have
ya like jazz?
>>142963051nah, just split a series with the fish... and for all the shitposting this is only a two game series against the yankees. they gotta maintain, and add some bullpen help. if pete's bat even halfway recovers we got a shot; I hope lindor leading in homers motivates him.
>>142962893Daily reminder people mocked the mets for choosing Mendy over Counsell Daily reminder the Cubs got Imanaga because of "muh wrigley" even though Citi is a better pitchers ballparkDaily reminder the Cubs should've easily won the NLC this season
>>142963070In my ass?
>>142963081no one wants to play for the mets lmao
>Jeff & Pete are the key
>>142963080Honestly they just gotta fix up their RISP issues but it'll sort itself out
I want Cole booed after he's pulled
fuck THIS
Why don't the mets call up Sproat and Tidwell and put them in the bullpen until they are ready to start? Worked for Strider and Crochet
lmao @ this pitching
>>142963112Both are too raw and the Mets never do that. Ever.
Reminder, posting the Maid is forbidden, just try it and see how the /mlb/ umps feel about it...
Plz let Bogaerts be back this lineup would be so dope
Cole was carried so hard by sticky stuff.
>>142963081Neither teams are making the playoffs and also Imanaga was right to choose the cubs over the mets. Senga isn't happy.
>>142963150Then who do you propose makes it in? The Mets should make the wild card
>>142963150>tick tock colester
>>142963156Peaked too early.
>>142963070Yessir, in my ass! Yes please!!!!! Go braves!!!!!!!!!
>>142963149Should have just voided the contract and do away with him after that
>>142963164t. Mets fan that observes Kosher
>>142963164>mest
WHITETYRONECHADS WHICH PART OR NEW YORK ARE YOU FROM?
YA GOTTA LOVE WHITE TYRONE YA JUST GOTTA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHITE TYRONE IS 3-3
Cole is an overrated loser, we got tricked when signing him. DFA his fat ass.
>>142963184Shalom, brother!
>Tyrone Taylor saved his best stuff for the Yankees
Reminder, the Yankees are terrible, that's why the Mets are winning. Let's see how the Mets fare against elite championship contending teams before crowning them champions.
>LEAVING IN COLD TO PITCH TO BASED WHITE TYRONEBoonefags, explain yourselves
>>142963198Jew York cheating??! Unbelievable!
>>142963191
>>142963156Waaaay too early to call, NL wild cards could be any of Mets Padres Dbacks or Pirates and that's assuming Braves hold on because they've been having terrible injury luck. Only semi-confident WC prediction I'd make is that Cards fade
SNEKS
ahhhh, now that's the stuff. another 1 run loss for my tigers
>>142963198Mets and Yankees are from the cheating capital of the world so it makes sense
Is there anything call Cole that would offend him? Because he deserves it.
>>142963215I support Israel and the New York Mets!
>>142963198>cheatkees>cheatetsI told you...
Try to post the maid, the umps will give you a "connection error"...weird
this is who the mets are playing for
>me when they try to derail the thread (mets are winning btw)hate has no home here
>Cole chimpoutHAHAHAHAHAH
>>142963245LOVE THIS!!! Supporting Israel since 1933!!! Love the METS!
WHITE TYRONE LEGACY GAME
Holy shit Tyrone Taylor
DENIED L M A O
>>142963240Post her! Try harder!
Reminder, the CUBS are the shadow of /mlb/ (post the maid to reveal who owns ya)
>>142963241yeah, she's cute, but can she cook?
WHITE TYRONE PLAYS DEFENSE TOO!
>>142963275Who's at the forefront?
>>142963286We need the inspector for a real breakdown of power
absolute kino.
Where's the faggot who said ESPN hated the Mets? Because they're sucking the center fielder's dick right now.
>>142963275The White Sox are the shadow cause they never see the sun.
>>142963286>>142963292The puppetmaster pulls every string..
OFFICIAL Teams who have /mlb/ posters I would have sex with tier list.
Dear I say 2024 Gerrit Cole?
>>142963299Cole has aged like fifteen years since he got on the Yankees.
>>142963308Can he pull Cubspie's g string off?
>>142963322Access to all that cock for a faggot will do that to you.
>>142963310(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
All shitposting aside it seems pretty clear Cole rushed back before he was ready to try and help the rotation.
not too thrilled about this motherfucker joining the dodgers
>>142963278yea
is that MY jaysies scoring off a line drive???
>>142963301when white tryone says suck you say how hard
holy heck !!!
>>142963310pls be gentle...
holy fuck what a K by Young
>>142963363Can't even do a promotion for any current Giant? Sad.
>>142963352>random jar of peanut butteryep, its based
>>142963380Can you name a current Giant besides Daniel Jones?
>>142963351excellent defense. that's the main thing and doesn't cost much of anything.
>>142963363I want the David Tyree bobblehead...complete with attached football
>>142963310Let's throw the royals on the top tier
Is it over for Trout?
collapse (not us)
>>142963386That negro they drafted
>>142963310Give dem royals a chance
wow rasy
>>142963403He got traded.
>>142963398We can't at this time given the evidence provided.
>>142963386Isaiah Hodgins, but that's because he played at my alma mater.
ERG is a girl using a voice changer
yellich is ded? what's wrong with his back?
Reminder, the umps of /mlb/ are giving connection errors for certain maid images. Weird...
>>142963449you see that pitching staff he has to carry?
Kiss the rings bitches.
Is there a more zesty nigga in baseball than Tim Hill? He looks light on his feet if you know what I mean
You have NO RIGHT to post the Cubs maid, and the umps of /mlb/ want it that way
Seems strange there tends to be connection issues with the maid images, it's almost as if the umps don't want that in baseball...
Maybe Pete Alonso could be the third man to join Soto and Judge.>pete alonso is the third man. pete alonso has joined the new york yankees, he is the third man
Maids are FORBIDDEN, never post a male maid in regards to the Chicago Cubs!
>>142963322he won the cy young last year. I think he's just still affected by his injury
What the Yankees need is a Japanese pitcher. Always livens things up.
/mlb/ has been owned by the Chicago Cub maids, just try it. Your connection will have some "issues"
>>142963458Weird. I just tried too.
having pete alonso fly out weakly to right is like winning a post-2009 world series to modern yankees fans
>>142963483>>142963458So the jannies are misogynist incels? Faith in humanity restored.
>first pitch
It doesn't matter anymore, /mlb/ is Chicago Cub owned and you have no choice. The Maids run this genny
TELL EM THE MAIDS SENT YA!
>>142963490Tried that, it failed miserably. Couldn't win a pitching duel against Boston, and was broken since.
Wild, I wonder if Chicago Cub fans, which are male by the way, are allow by the umps to be maids? It seems like they're not because the umps want them to have connection issues. Try it!
Does this genny talk about anything other than tranny dicks?
>Alfred Molina>Paul Walter Hauser>Michael Stuhlberg>...And those fags from BostonCoulda been kino
>>142963504>/mlb/ is Chicago CubFemdom with Cubspie...
Did cubspie complain on the IRC or something? Lol
>>142963465Not zesty but does seem like he got a sex dungeon
Any other Chicago Cubs fans, male by the way, having connection issues when they try to post an image?
>>142963523Seems that way! See if anyone can post a baseball maid without a strange "connection issue"
Dominating Cubspie against her will...
>bringing in the resd reject in a fairly lose game
Personally, I don't mind maid posting, even when it's male! Because I enjoy the Chicago Cubs of Baseball! I hate when things are censored!
Can anyone post a maid without a connection issue? I want to support my Chicago Cubs but I don't seem to be able to do it!
>>142963548Reds swept the Yankees, he'll be alright
>>142963503nothing to see here
I want the Chicago Cubs to be successful, but I hate when I can't, as a male, support them!
>>142963494lmfao based
When the Chicago Cubs lose, I feel bad, as a male fan that wears maid uniforms. But I feel as though the umps of /mlb/ won't let me post! Weird! Anyone else having issues?
>>142960670Astros/10
Edit it to say maids and have maids
judge is lemahieu tier in 7th innning or later
>>142963557Weird. Same issue here.
I think everyone should enjoy baseball, I support the Chicago Cubs as a male, but I feel like I can't really support them without my maid outfit which doesn't seem to be postable in /mlb/
>>142963494
As a Chicago Cubs and Baseball fan and /mlb/ fan, I'm upset I can't show my male maid support due to weird connection issues!
Sometimes it seems like Soto is the actual star for the Yankees and not Judge.
Astros schedule is really tough through August. Seattle unironically is very much alive. The Rags aren't dead yet either
>>142960817Liverpool fan detected
Reminder, never be a male maid Chicago Cubs fan, you'll never be able to post in /mlb/ because of some limp umps
When the Chicago Cubs talk, maids listen, but the umps decided that it's not for /mlb/ which I think is a shame!
>>142962443Mariners can't have the worst since they're like 18th in payroll. If they were paying like the Mets they'd be the worst.
>>142963558I kneel
Male maids of /mlb/ are Chicago Cubs fans
I wish there was a way to show my support for the Chicago Cubs, as a male maid, but it seems like I'm not able to show my support! Strange
>the maid cried to mods to have them block the photo
rrrrgh....blugh....gahhhh
>>142960889The Rangers were robbed of an historic season due to the '94 strike/lockout. They were leading their division with a 52-62 record when the season got canned, and would've had the worst record ever for a playoff team.
Let's all be male maid Chicago Cub fans, I love baseball and it's a shame they're a terrible team and will never win the world series, but I wish I could support them as a male maid fan!
LINDORLINDORLINDOR
y'all some boring unimaginative faggots
>>142963624why are you doing this :(
Can anyone else, a male Chicago Cubs fan by the way, show their support for the Chicago Cubs?
ngh...mfh
>>142963639Would've been swept by the Yankees.94 was the Expos year
>>142963647I want to support my Chicago Cubs, as a male maid, but it seems like the umps won't let me, strange?
Pretty good bit you should make Cubspie the next OP image and repeat the joke 40x more
LMAO
VIENTOS!
Vientgoat
Posting any other support is fine, but male maid Chicago Cubs fans are denied their ability to support the Chicago Cubs? Weird
>>142963656NEW
New genny?
>>142963660The challenge is, I don't think you can post an image of a cubs maid, can you?
Bitch ass tiny ball park
Which one of you posted this:“Okay, but who is she?”https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9x9ebuNi28/?igsh=ajZsenV3N2RycDdn
>>142963839virus, don't click!
>>142963608I'm annoyed at how this is correct
