this nigga looks a bit zesty edition
doyers
baybaw
take it easy on my jays now
>>142963656I kinda miss this mfer and his mop hair
the yankees are an embarrassment
METS
>Mark Vientos finally got another home run
>>142963656Doyers!
Weird how some Chicago Cubs fans, male maid here, can't post images of our support in /mlb/
AOCbronxtrankeesissyfags... I'm having a panic attack we're not actually this bad right? someone dilate my axe wound NOW
I personally want to support /mlb/ but I can't seem to post my favorite team, the Chicago Cubs, as a male maid
Baseball society if the Babe Ruth trade never happened:>Red Sox (26)1903, 1904, 1912, 1918, 1921, 1922, 1926, 1942,1946, 1955, 1957, 1960, 1963, 1964, 1967, 1975,1981, 1986, 1990, 1998, 2001, 2004, 2007, 2009,2013, 2018, 2021>Giants (12)1905, 1913, 1923, 1933, 1936, 1937, 1951, 1962,1989, 2002, 2010, 2014>Dodgers (12)1916, 1941, 1947, 1949, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1965,1974, 1977, 1978, 1988, 2017>Cubs (9)1907, 1910, 1929, 1932, 1938, 1945, 1969, 2003,2015>Phillies (8)1915, 1950, 1980, 1983, 1993, 2008, 2009, 2022>Braves (7)1914, 1957, 1991, 1992, 1996, 1999, 2020>Cardinals (7)1928, 1930, 1943, 1982, 1985, 2006, 2011>Tigers (7)1908, 1934, 1935, 1940, 1968, 1984, 2012>Guardians (6)1920, 1948, 1954, 1995, 1997, 2016>Reds (5)1939, 1961, 1970, 1972, 1976>White Sox (5)1906, 1917, 1919, 1959, 2005>Athletics (4)1911, 1929, 1931, 1973>Orioles (4)1944, 1966, 1969, 1979>Pirates (4)1909, 1925, 1927, 1971>Yankees (2)1994, 2001
>Mets
judge lol
>>142963667Cubspie has never mogged harder.
>stankees
I wish there was a way, as a male maid, I could support my Chicago Cubs baseball team. It seems like images have connection issues
>aaron chudge is a real CFer on a serious baseball teamsaid nobody ever
JUDGE IS MINDFUCKED BY THE METS BULLPEN
>>142963685He was ass, Padres always have issues with their LOOGY types being one-season wonders. I liked him tho
TIM HILL!YOU STUPID REDNECK!
Does the general talk about anything other than deprived homosexual men in maid outfits?
>>142963714(You)
:(
>>142963723I wish I could see Cubspie, as a male maid, I wish I could see a fellow Chicago Cubs fan, but it doesn't seem to work
go Sneks
Chadres dicked down that curly W so badly~ GG Nats, see toh tomorrow~
>>142963714This doesn't make any sense
Post any image, but a Chicago Cubs fan, male maid by the way, and it works, but when I support my team. the Chicago Cubs by the way, it seems to have issues, anyone else?
>>142963737Can you post him or have the umps got you too?
>>142963729He can't handle all these amazing mediocre lefties.I bet John Franco could get him out.
>>142963751Really liking the grammar usage here
Ok, Ok, now I just want to make sure everyone knows that it's alright to post ANY image in /mlb/ other than male maids, which are Chicago Cubs fans if that matters.
Nothing can kill the grimace
Chicago Cubs, as a male maid, I want to support my team, but I can't?! Seems like my baseball isn't being supported, can we get Manfried on this?
>NY POST: Judge MINDFUCKED by mets C-Tier bullpen arms.
Wow, loving the support in this genny! I love the Chicago Cubs, but I can't post my male maid, weird? Why does Grimace work but my male maid is wrong? can the inspector get on this?
Windians STILL in sole possession of first place in the AL as the orioles and stankees continue to shit the bed just a bit harder than we are
Now this is crazy, let's support the Chicago Cubs, male maid here, but I wish I could, but I just can't! I have connection issues!
Trying to post the maid and it just isn't working.
all these yankee fans espn keeps showing look dysgenic af
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and Cubspie. . .
>>142963714Dumbfuck bitch ass hoe. Watch your back in the Bronx
Let's get this viral, Chicago Cubs are male maids and we need to be seen!
What exactly is eye black meant to do? Is it just quasi-warpaint or whatever meant to hype the player up?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
jfc yanks
LINDOOOORORRRRRA SWING AND A DRIIIIVENEW TEAM LEADER IN HR's
>>142963794Same here! I want to support my Chicago Cubs, but I can't! I wish the Umps would look at this!
>smallballs you to death
WE TAKING THE 7 EXPRESS
The absolute state of 161st St and River Ave in the borough of the Bronx
francisco lindor sucks and is overpaid lmao
Fuck it we're doing it early tonightGOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING /mlb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Mets (yes, THE Mets from the 2022 playoffs) winning the 2024 World Series! Make sure to save your tears for the 2024 world series parade, when the Comissioner's Trophy comes back to Queens!>b-but the Mets always choke every year! Their not even the 2nd best team in the division"Ya Gotta Believe!"Hate to disappoint you flyovers, but all the top players are heating up! Alvarez, Lindor, Alonso... it doesn’t matter if we haven't won in almost 40 years, as It's coming back home to queens! And who better represents the soul of Baseball than your beloved New York Metropolitians! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>>142963817Slut
>>142963808It prevents glare from the sun/stadium lights
LINDOR DID IT AGAIN LMAO
LINDOR THE STANKEE SLAYER
>>142963832Isn't that what sunglasses are for?
>>142963808It's to support the Negro League of Major League Baseball
Twenty seven
the jewish mets
MURDERS YOU WITH ANOTHER HOMER
I don't know why I bother. At least we have 2000.
lindor 21alonso 20
Can any other male Chicago Cubs fan post? I'm a male maid by the way, but it seems like I can't post?
Step right up, step right up! Now taking bets on which position player for the stankees will be pitching the next two innings. I'd love to see an outfielder on the mound for a change!
>>142963714uhm acktually my jays would be above the yaks because those rings were pre-roids and pre-juiced balls
>>142963851THAT WAS A QUARTER CENTURY AGO
Soto’s not coming back to these losers lmao
>>142963851bro forgot about 2009 hahahaha
I can't even keep up with all the highlights lmao
Let's talk about our Chicago Cubs, as male maids, which we can't visually see by the way, but think about them with words!
>>142963859they should let soto pitch so they can get their moneys worth before he comes to queens in the offseason for 750 gorillion
>yankees fans are leaving in droves
>>142963878I see a few Mets fans as well
Any other male maids able to post? I want to support the Chicago Cubs but I cannot? Weird, I love baseball!
it really do be like that tho
When baseball happens, you better believe male maid Chicago Cubs fans are watching! Just strange there are so many connection issues when we post!
why do you guys want her to have a penis so bad its weird
>the win probability was 72%
I hope anyone who has repeatedly typed "maid" and "cubspie" dies a violent and lonely death
the mets now own ny. any nigga walking down the street in a yankee hat is getting jumped.
oh no...
lmfao stanky
Haven’t posted today. QRD on this guy having a schizophrenic breakdown about the Cubs
Fine, I'll accept the Chicago Cubs are a terrible team and will never win, but let's be real. As a male maid. I want to post my support for such a dogshit team!
Where does all the money go?
Pussy ass mets!!!! Kick a team when theyre down why dont you! 27 > 2
>>142963909Can you post his photo? Strange as a Cubs fan I cannot!
>>142963915Sad!
>>142963917Post the maid, find out for yourself and you'll see the truth of the Umps
>batted around the order kino
Try it, you'll be stopped and a maid won't be able to clean for the Chicago Cubs! it's a shame, my favorite team is utter dogshit, but I still support the Boystown Chicago Cubs!
>>142963942Faggot.
>>142963850That's actually pretty funny. I still do not like the mest. Fuck you guys.
OH NO NO NO NO NOIT KEEPS HAPPENING KEK
I missed Vientos homer earlier, maybe he will hit another this inning.
There are forces in this genny you don't understand, /mlb/, you sweet innocent Cubs. I wish life was easier, but the Chicago Cubs of Chicago will always be a terrible team and maids cannot post their male support!
>>142963956>10,000 runs cap this
You're not funnyNo one wants you hereGo away.
>>142963962Maybe you should support the White Sox.>captcha MAGA
Predict what WFAN says tomorrow
would it be ironic or is it not the right word if Trout is out for the rest of the season but Halos get on a roll and win a playoff series
this yanks weeb is falling apart in real time
JANKEES LOSE JANKEES LOSE
>>142963976Pro Yankees cope
FAGGets!
>>142963976
Uh oh! Stinky!
¡Dios mio!
doyers vs jints>>142964000>>142964000>>142964000
>>142963863Higgy been raking for us and Vásquez and King has been so good for us lately. If Soto leaves Yankees, we definitely fleeced Yanks.
>no matter what happens both Aaron Boone and especially Brian Cashman will still have jobs tomorrowI hope George Steinbrenner comes out of his grave and personally drags his idiot failson who has run his team into the ground to hell with him
>>142963922I don't believe in owmers crying poor, but legitimately the RSN money train is over for the majority of the league
winning one regular season game against the 27 time champion Yankees is like winning the world series for mestfags LOL
>"first time listener long time caller I just wanted to say the Yankees SUCK!"
>stankees lmfao
>>142963997I miss Steve Sommers. He'd be fire tonight
>>142963988Yankees fans are on their hands and knees begging and pleading for the franchise to fire Brian Cashman. Unlimited resources and he's won ONE World Series IN THE PAST 25 YEARS!!!!!!!
Jankee Stadium so quiet you can probably hear the crackhead outside jerking off kek
>>142963997Steve Cummers
>>142964033you're thinking of citifield
>>142964018time for ownies to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
vaunted yankees lineup bootyblasted by some soft tossing lefty waiver wire pickup scrub lmao
>>142964020Haven't the Mets won a lot more than one game against the stankees this year?
#142964020>coping this hard
>>142964032Not enough, little Steinbrenner needs to sell the team.
>>142964044>10 year old image
hey mestfags when was the last time your team won a WS title?
Absolutely seething!
>coping this hard
>>142964027>Steve Somers here, you there.the only good show on WFAN
>>142964065Kek based.
who won today, and who lost? and what are the current standings?
>>142964027Forgot pic
Gay Stadium Shitty Field
You think Judge has a garbage time homer in him today?
Post the Chicago Cubs maid and see who really runs this genny. I'm sure you cannot
>>142964055That would mean giving up the suite level gloryholes he enjoys so much. God save us from nepobaby shitheads who didn't inherit either a tenth of their father's ruthlessness and desire to win.
>>142964065gonna need someone to post the ottoman empire meme
>36 RUNS>HOLY FUCKLMFAO YANKEES GET SHIT ON, KISS THE RUNS!!!!
>>142964077Benigno is good too
Can we PLEASE get the good inspector here to investigate this Chicago Cubs mystery? As a male maid, I can't post an image!
LMFAO LETS COUNT THE RUNS>1>2>3>4>5>6Thirty more to go!!
>>142964104Central Bros run this shit.
>>142964113Cocksucker.
>>142963795those veins oh my fucking god that gets my shit rockin
why don't the new york yankees, the most profitable baseball team, not simply buy better players?
UMPIE DOWNI REPEATUMPIE DOWN!!!!!
>>142964146THEY WILL PAY
>>142964105Worst owner in all of sports. Yes, even worse than whoever owns the A's. Worse than whoever owns the White Sox. Worse than the worst in the NBA, NHL, or NFL.
>having that pic saved
ok who did it
he got concussed earlier on the other foul tip AB from Alvarez and said he was good then missed a call 3 feet off the plate, now it happened again he might seriously die
>>142964143Gotta have a general manager who knows what he's doing
ump btfo
baseball pre-empting soccer coverage and socceroids are seething
I think I'll drown myself in the East River. Also, 27.
>also, 27
>>142964177Ackshually its a tidal estuary ...
If we had Faggot Mike playing his fruity azz would be all over the Mets. Asterisk win.
>>142964174DEFEND THE GENNY YOU DOGS
>>142964177Been 27 for a while now it seems....
Let's bring things back to Faggot Mike.
>>142964195I appreciate your posts man
>Retarded ass Nestor picking his nose on TVLol
This genny is over without Male Maid Chicago Cubs fans
>>142964224How else are you suppose to get boogers out?
aaron finna sudoku
>>142964234oh fuck now I'm horny
>>142964234Unironically this is why watching baseball is the best
>>142964239farmer spit like a real man
Yankees aren't winning another series until 2116
>>142964241That's one less loose end
How much could Hal get for the Yankees? $6B? Because they're never winning again until they sell
>>142964044SOUL
>>142964259I wish as a male maid Chicago Cubs fan I could show my support, but I keep getting connection issues! Can anyone else show their male maid support for the Chicago Cubs!
>>142964269How do we force him to sell?
>Houser
>>142964262Smile if you're queer and proud tee hee!
>>142964272the bronx could never have this vibrant an asian community
>>142964280he's in the circle of trust
>>142964272Are those prostitutes?
>tfw 36 runs have been scored on your piece of shit bandwagon baseball team, by the kino team that you actually grew up rooting for, in only 4 games.
Someone post the maid!
>>142964326>Diaz (still iffy)>Butto>Nunez>MatonDas it
>>142964335Sadly you just cannot! Try it and you'll get a connection issue! I want to support the Chicago Cubs, but I can't!
remove the facial hair ban and the yankees immediately turn it around
>>142964020>yankees fan using World Series as an insult against another team If you haven’t been to a WS in 15 years you don’t get to comment on the meaning of a WS bud
please have mercy
>>142964348Who has refused to play for the Yankees in the last few years because of this policy?
skankees getting gaped! yowzers!!!!
>>142964364me
>>142964364beards bring aura to your team and improve performance. you wouldn't get it
>>142964330street masseuses
>200 posts in less than an hoursubway series is good for the genny, good for the game.
I can post it just fine
gay mets kek
Houser is a homosex
gay mets!
Mets WIN!
METS WIN
THE YANKEES LOSETHE YANKEES LOSETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKESS LOSE
>>142964478that's a man
Philly bros what happened
>>142963656My pirates (:
AND ALLLLL IS RIGHT IN BASEBALL
hey yankees
METS WIN!METS SWEEP THE SUBWAY SERIES
>>142964425>>142964439What the
>>142964472sexu with misaki mets
>>142964393Close, but is that the real Chicago Cubs maid?
>>142964472slut
>>142964513youre gay!
>>142964520You got me, I must admit. I did not post the real one.
>>142964497
>>142964513FAGGets!
>>142964497is that gener in a sixers shirt?
The Yankees won __ games against the Mets this season.
AHHH MUH KNEE
https://www.audacy.com/stations/wfantune in Keith Nigpherson gonna be fuming
>>142964525>takes one to know oneFAGGets!
>>142964535Again, as a Chicago Cubs fan, I wish this was the real maid, but sadly it's just not!
The Mets won _ games against the Yankees in the 2000 World Series
>>142964540No it’s deaner gene is p much bald now
>Mets could be #1 WC team by end of weekend
Mad as hell.
>>142964557Fine, fine. Here you are.
>the stinky Bronx Stankees who only have 2 hitters>the stinky Bronx Stankees who won 95% of their titles in prehistoric caveman timesStinky Stankees
Jommie has given up
cubspie doesn't deserve this...
>>142964591Misspelled Faggot Mike. True yankee fan my ass. Fuck em
>this is considered a highlight in grassdivewhy are these stinky yuros on my screen??
>>142964573I'm fucking pissed. Sick and tired of getting shit on and bullied because Boone, Cashman, and little Steinbrenner are the worst of the worst.
yall bitchez lol
>>142964591>actually expecting Stanton to be your savior
Which one of you posted this:“Okay, but who is she?”https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9x9ebuNi28/?igsh=ajZsenV3N2RycDdn
>>142964599Lmaoo I just have it on in the background too after the game too Was gonna tune into Olympic Games divegrass in TNT I think but what’s the point it’s still divegrass
>>142964612Ugh so true.
>>142964578Stink stank stonkies
Man it smells like shit in here. Must be Yankee guineas in here smelling up the joint with their greasy ass hair.
>>142964641fag
lmfao lets go mets bros
>>142964575I wish I could post the real maid, but I just cannot! It seems to be having some issue, but thank you for trying! As a Male Maid, I love the Chicago Cubs and I wish I could show my support!
>>142964668
>>142964673WOWZERS
>>142964673sigh
>>142964673Why does that man have such a large phone? Does it make watching baseball easier?
>>142964673when is cubspie going to post another picture
>>142964673And there it is
>>142964673>she
>>142964668Oh he mad!
>>142964673Please have mercy
>>142964668>seethekees
SNEKS
>>142964610I said it before, this wouldn't have happened under George. He'd have cleaned house by the ASB. None of those guys can run this team and I'm even doubting Judge's abilities as a captain at this rate. Boone should've never hit that home run if things were gonna be this bad. We're probably gonna get fuckall in trades too. Bring up the Railriders and they'd probably play better.
SNEKS TAKE THE LEAD LATE!
>>142964673Elbows too pointy wouldn't even rape.
>>142964673there it is
Marte
KETEL MARTE LETS FUCKING GO
>>142964673That’s bush league! HAVE SOME CLASS! It was an honest mistake
>>142964782What a season for ketel. Idk how he’s not in MVP conversation, almost single-handedly carrying an injury/slump ridden Dbacks team if it wasn’t for Walker too.
>>142964795I don't see a bush?
Ohtani just cost the Dodgers a run. But will Roberts reprimand him? No. They're "friends".
>>142964673you have no respect
Another Ohut by Ohtani.
Ohtani looks LOST at the plate. Behind on a 93 MPH FB. Beginning of the end
>>142964673She. made. a. mistake.
>>142964878>he. was. a. mistake.ftfy
>10 game losing streak>again
>>142964065Nasaly voice: Little roller up upon first. Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! Here comes Knight and the Mets win it!
>>142964888Oh cum on!!!!!!!
>>142964913I miss Vin so much bros
>>142964888You’re fucked.
Swept the Marinerds and Quijada is back?I may just watch a game or two and put my boycott on hold
>>142964919Vin Diesel is still alive broTROLLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLOLOLOTROLOLOLOLOLL TROLLOLOLOL
Omegalul. Fucking clowns the Royals are for seeing a closer in this guy.
Why didn't Torey walk Bobby Witt ffs
>>142964934oh you're such a troll!
Cubspie if you want to shut everyone up you have to post tits. Sorry but we need more. I don't make the rules.
The Chicago White Sox are 50 (FIFTY) games under .500Seriously. What the fuck?
any ancientfags remember two years ago when we didn’t have to meta post and olay a game of clue to figure out who was behind what posts
>>142964969Don’t worry you’ll sweep the mariners
Sewald… bro, get it together. Constantly doing this shit every damn time he comes in for the save.
>>142964963i don't give a fuck what you think
>>142964969will they get to 30 wins before august?
>>1429649822023 oldfag here (not an ancientfag) I dont remember i wish i was around on thos days.
>>142965000Doubt it
Sneks win
>>142964982IPs helped a lot.
>Paul Sewald getting another save after shitting the bed once again
>>14296496910 games behind the 2nd worst team in the league, wild. This is probably the worst team since at least the 2003 tigers, right?
>>142964990Me ow!
2015 jurassic era fag here. It's always been this bad.
>>142965028It most certainly isShit is baaadAnd that is a severe understatement
2010 Enlightened Age oldcum here. Dems were duh days..
This team is just so ridiculously absurdly badIt doesn't even feel remotely real how bad it isSeriously. What. The. Fuck???
>>142965084They should let me DH not like it can get any worse
>>142965084I wonder if they win 12 games after shutting down Crochet and trading Fedde.
>>142964982That was before wom*n started posting here.
Why isn't Jimmy on Talkin Yanks I don't wanna be stuck with Jake for 90 minutes.
>>142965114Jimmy isn’t your pet monkey that exist solely for your content. He’s running a business, he’s keeping families fed. Have some respect
Jimmy Joms
>>142965123I'm the one putting food on their table if he wants to get paid he''ll dance like the monkey he is.
>>142964982Why were IDs removed?
If I don't get my Jimmy breakdown _I'M_ gonna breakdown!
Please fuck my ass.
>>142964754>white sox are 12-28 in their last 40>yankees are 14-26Soto is a net gain of 2 wins above being the White Sox
>>142965152ok
>>142965098Don't forget trading Robert and Dejong
Long Joms Silver's
>>142965047What happens if they beat the 2003 Tigers record?
Just a reminder that the Stankees have no mascots.
>yankees play at the white sox Aug. 12-14This could be a series that'll set baseball back a century
Taco Joms
>>142965171If Roberts Fedde and Crochet are not playing with them after the trade deadline I think their ceiling is 10 wins
>>142965198There is no such thing as Dandy. And mascots were only needed because other teams sucked ass and had to find a way to bring in fans that didn't care about wins and losses.
Jominoes
Would you rather be a fan of a team that's futility defined deep in the basement but had won it all in this century like the White Sox or would you rather be a fan of a team that's constantly near the top but have yet to win it all not even in this century but since 1988 like the Dodgers?
>>142965236english, mother fucker
>>142965236>Dodgers>1988
>>142965137Sorry you’re right
>>142965270Mickey mouse ring em!
>>142965314>>142965236Why didn't your team try in 2020?
1981 and 2020 don't count
>>142965326your opinion doesn't count, turd worlder. you disappeared in the head-to-head when you got your shit pushed in.
>>142965326Today counted and it was 20-7
Been off a while Bro’s
>>1429653482020 doesnt count thougha sub .500 astros team could have easily won the WS and the doyers claim this as the greatest season in their past 40 years?
>>142965404If they could have then why didn't they?
>>142965348How about I head-to-head your mom in a blowjob until she disappears like a prostitute? That would really get my shit pushed in.
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>>142965410the format was mickey mouse is the point 16 team playoff might as well be apehoop. They went to ALCS sub .500.60 games to decide the top teams instead of 150+. Surely anon you dont think this season counts unless you are a dodgers fan?Might as well count spring training at that point, its closer to that than a real season
>>142965422You still need to keep going to get to how many losses the white sox have
>>142965419I know your fat dirty ass can't get hard anymore. Your shrimp dick is as limp as your bant.
How many do the Sox lose?100?110?120?
Costa Rica just got schooled lol
>>142965474115ish
>>142965198>"lol where's your mascot?">said the most blatant rip-off in mascot history
>>142965474130Robert is gone
>>142965447> know your fat dirty ass can't get hard anymore. Your shrimp dick is as limp as your bantSavage.
How do umpires like this exist
Imagine being a yankees fanembarrassing
>>142965582Anti cubger mandate
>>142965153>>142965202I've always liked the White Sox, but that'll be the biggest midoff in years. Watch us blow them out 10-1 but lose to them 2-1 or vice versa even.
>>142965153Seattle has to be worse than both
>>142964969Sox will unironically sweep Seattle
Just when you thought it was bad, it's even worse.
>/mlb/ tries to avoid talking about dicks or trannies challenge [IMPOSSIBLE] I’m done with this general for a while. See you faggots in October.
>>142965756ok, see ya tomorrow
>>142965756we ain’t even gay!
>>14296573017-23
>>142965545Hey, back off! I saw him first!
>>142965829What but how can they be that bad?
>>142965845Going a combined 2-8 in their last 10 against the Angels and Astros will do just that.
>>142965862I meant the other teams doing worse
For me it’s DTs, and ribeye, and the Mets beating the piss out of the Yankees honestly
What if we kissed while Watching Skibidi toilet directed by Michael Bay. I have some AMC black ticketssss~
>>142965912What the fuck is wrong with you 2poo
>OPS from the cleanup spot this season
>>142965928You afraid of a little kiss from me?
>0-3, about to be 0-4This is your """"""star"""""", doyerfags?
I'm on the buc truck
>>142966079Oh your fake 2poo
>>142965984
>>142966104No it's me, real 2hoo. The fake one post nazrin. Anyone can be 2boo!
lewdhu
>27 - 77
>>142966185They really could break the record for losses.
>yohan ramirez
gg Jintssee you tomorrow
>doggie doos
>>142966185Did you have expectations? Isn't it more fun to be historically bad instead of mediocre slop? I know you faggots still turn out in droves when they give away ugly free shit.
>>142966236sleep well doyers, be sure to get your suntan lotion its a day game tomorrow
>apple TV cringe on Friday
>Doyers at chavez latrinego get yuh fucking SHINEBOX
Doyers lost that game and both Yohan Ramirez and Dave Roberts are homosexual baseball terrorists
>I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy... I know he has something on Dave. I knew it was a gay tryst. One after the HBP in the Reds series. As if he could ever stay on the roster on his own terms. Never. NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got those idiots in the media to spin the hug as a wholesome moment. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This base loading? He's done worse. That optioning! Are you telling me that Mike Petersen just happened to be sent down to OKC? No! HE fucked Dave and talked him into doing it! Yohan! He DEFECATED into Dave's mouth! And we kept him! And we shouldn't have. We took him into our own team! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since his debut, always the same! Couldn't keep choking on the mound! But not our Yohan! Couldn't be precious YOHAN! Gifting them runs! And *HE* gets to be in the bullpen? What a sick joke! We should've DFA'd him when we had the chance! And Shohei, you HAVE to stop him! You...
>>142966261You guys are in a tough spot. that rotation looks potentially lethal but the number of teams you have to climb over makes things dicey. I honestly don't know what I'd want the team to do if I were in your shoes.
>>142966287its just at bats and outfield thats really hurting right now. matos is a pretty solid center, infield is fucking fire but there's a massive issue on defense. dont get me started on our pitching rotation. holy fuck some games im just surprised we even get a strike.even if were blown out of a wildcard slot im just happy we got young blood next year
>>142966303were not ready for a world series run this year. everything feels like a squeak by for us and bob knows it
>>142966303yeah, probably stand pat. maybe move Snell if there's a good offer. I think you're closer than I was expecting at the beginning of the season, but I also think the division is underrated overall.
>>142963714>red sox 2001 World Champs>yankees 2001 World ChampsWhat did they mean by this?
I’m out with the homies on a lovely summer night, but I’d be a bitch if I didn’t acknowledge my Dodgers got rocked tonight. GG Giants, cya tomorrow for the last time this season
>>142966261Kek Yankees are even last in making AI slop too
>>142966341red sux panama is unironically 80 IQ
>>142966344>cya tomorrow for the last time this seasonThis should be posted in September not JulyThanks Manfred
>randomly decide to watch baseball again after some years>check how my tigers are doing>still poverty teamits hard not to go bandwagon with a team like this
We are 4/5ths of the way to /nu/ though.
>>142966362you guys may have the best starting pitcher in the game
>>142966362cubs are lookin solid
solid doo doo
>>142966327>>142966322so close>>142966344>>142966356im gonna miss you doy-o's. see ya tomorrow
>>142966374is this our verlander of the 2020s?>>142966375just looking at W-L theyre the same team, are they trending up?
>>142966375Like a solid turd
>>142966395Skubal is really really good but comping him to Verlander isn't fair to Verlander who had a longer record even back then.
>>142966412i see. any other talents to look out for? i'll be watching the games this weekend
>>142966382>>142966404
>>142966424Idk a lot about the Tigers other than Riley Greene has been their best player and they're really high on a young player named Colt Keith who they locked up to a long-term deal. If you stick around here, there's a Tigers namefag who goes by Dubstonio or something like that. He's the resident Tiger fan in the general right now.
The ChiSox have two of the best starting pitchers in the majors. Has there ever been a team like that that was so bad otherwise?
>>142966458Fuck off. retarded faggot
everybody calm down
>>142966458KEK
>>142966459thanks bro. also, figures that the annoying lions fan in the /nfl/ general is here too
>>142963656>hi, i'm larry mullins
>>142966458Faggot
let's all take it easy
Take it e z on dem faggots mmm kay? Kay.
>>142966584>>142966520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGAPTWbdGws
let's all try to dial it back a notch
let's give it a cool
>>142964375>Kwan, Ramirez, Naylor, Fry, Schneeman, Barlow, Gaddis, and Clase all have some kind of facial hair (thats 5 All Stars btw)checks out
TURN UP
>>142966458Fuck you, faggot, fuck you.
Let's all refer to:>>142966589
let's all agree to stop harshing the mellow
>>142966458This should be the next OP
Fickinfsggot.. mothrfker..
let's all stop needling our brothers and sisters
>>142966254The worst thing about this Sox team isnt that they're just bad. They're also boring cause of how historically terrible the offense is. The Sox got one hit after the 3rd inning today, and they do stuff like that often. They never draw walks either so there's just innings at a time where nothing happens. No Sox fan had any real expectations for the team as a whole. But you would at least like some form of entertainment between the losses. And outside some nice pitching from Fedde and Crochet (Two people everybody expects to get traded) there isnt anything on this team thats fun. Even Robert isnt as fun this year cause everybody around him in the lineup is so useless nobody even bothers to pitch to him. So you rarely get to see him flash his ability.
get a real job!
get a fake job!
>>142966489>>142966578>>142966606>>142966622
>>142966652Holy hecking based...owned em with this post...
let's take it easy on the denizens of the windy city
>>142966652top kek>>142966659All of shitcongo can hang
>>142966674even the maids??
>>142966647I actually saw this guy at a game once.
let's all refrain from expressing harsh and violent sentiments
keep it calm
>>142966666
>>142966735Gay
One week gentlemen, one week is all that's left for some teams
I'm a life long mariners fan and I'm really glad that the mariner spammers finally fucked out of this genny so that I can post here again, but on the other hand my baseball team is back to being so dogshit that I really do wanna kill myself
>>142966842We all HATE the memeners
Gayriners
>>142966883I wouldn't have it any other way, my good friend
>>142966687the maids will be kept as comfort women
>>142966888Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_wKsfck0Vs
>>142966773I can’t wait until it’s over and I can see what my team (cubs) are gonna get for whoever they manage to trade.
fuck bros ;_;
>>142966916still alive at 88 years old. made me want to list to this now for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg
>>142966926Scuba!!!
Just a reminder that my Mets run NYC
2004 ALCS
who among us hasn't jerked it in a parking lot once or twice
Imagine telling Mets fans two months ago that-the Mets are neck and neck against Atlanta for wild card spot-the Mets SWEPT the season series against the Yankees and clobbered Cole in both starts-Lindor is a legit MVP candidate-the grimace is a mascot
>>142967562Who cares!? Lol!!!
>>142967562No one gives a CRAP!!
>>142967562You have 300+ million dollar payroll acting like you cheer for a team with half that Nobody cares retard
>>142967562
>>142967562The who?
>>142967562I'm fine with teams posting and being excited in general. That's what baseball is all about. Being happy or sad when your team loses. But seriously man who gives a fuck?
>>142967562Ummm...lol i don't mean to be rude... *nervously contemplates on whether to say it* b-but...Nobody asked... I mean. *Shouts with confidence* We just didn't ask!*Thinks to self, "phew!"*
>>142967562Lulzina sent me. Cobody Nares
>>142963821>7 express>Not a picture of a diamond 7But I miss those designs though. Those and the redbirds.
>>142963922Is there such a thing as WAR adjusted for salary?Like, if a player makes X million dollars a year, can he be compared to the fictional most average ("replacement level") player who makes X million a year?I just need new reasons to be mad at Machado and Bogaerts' contracts
>>142967562>GrimaceStop with that fucking cringe shit. Why does the Mets fanbase always want to attribute team success/failure to things that have nothing to do with baseball?
>>142963942>>142963915you guys think the yankees are starting to regret the Soto trade?
>>142968327m8 the padres lost the Soto trade TWICE
>>142968412I dunno mate. King has been solid the entire season, Higashioka woke up a month ago, and Vasquez woke up two days ago. For how much they cost (and for how much Soto costs for the yankees) I'd say we got a great deal.Brito might get good one day as well, who knows.
What are the Mariners doing? What a flop.
>>142968218Based R36WF's.
>>142968327>>142968412Would they trade Tatis for Soto?
>>142968557What do you mean? This is by far the most mariners thing they could have done.
El Rubio
>>142968307Kek grimmy got ya in a seethe
>>142968307since you're a stankees fan I can understand your inability to relate baseball with fun
>>142967562I care, Mets own New York right now. Mets own this general right now.
>Kevin Kiermaier set to retire at the end of the seasonDamn, that waivers experience really took him for a ride. Good Luck Kevin.
What do you call a jintsfag at dodger stadium?Stowaways
Liberatore ain't it.
>>142969286peak kiermaier was so fucking good. i wish CFs like him and Buxton could just stay healthy.
>>142969950he could never hit. being an above average outfielder doesnt make up for that. he honestly had no business ever being in the show
>>142969998lol retard
WAKE ME UP (CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>142966936Thankfully they added all the Negro League stats just before this happened
coach primate
>>142970485Coward.
>>142964673Imagine the baseball smells
Good morning /mlb/. My Yankees have no heart, no drive, no passion, and they suck. Any sane team would have fired Boone last night. Anyways, let’s have a good day.
Dafaq!?
>>142970359Boone doing the tough guy act at the podium last night has set me over the edge. Everything is fucked.
>>142970615IM FOOKIN MANAGIN OVA HE-UH
>>142968645Why did you photoshop Joe Burrow as a puerto rican
>>142970624Managing in this case = delivering each player warm milk and cookies after each new “worst loss of the year.”
nu >>142970773
