SF: 49ers OT Trent Williams holding out, WR Brandon Aiyuk holding inDET: Taylor Decker 'hopeful' to reach extension with LionsNO: Alvin Kamara on not holding out from Saints training camp amid contract talks: 'I ain't stupid'IND: Ryan Kelly says Colts not offering extensionMIA: Dolphins' Mike McDaniel: Situation with Tua Tagovailoa 'fluid,' taking participation 'day by day'DEN: Broncos WR Courtland Sutton expected to attend Training CampTB: Randy Gregory absent from Buccaneers’ Training CampSF: Kyle Shanahan: Bill Belichick 'politely' declined an offer to join 49ers coaching staffCHI: Bears' OC Shane Waldron believes Caleb Williams is grasping offense wellMIN: Vikings, OT Christian Darrisaw agree to 4-year extensionMIA: Dolphins reportedly signing DE Emmanuel Ogbah againDAL: Sources: CeeDee Lamb not expected when Dallas opens up
https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66Colin Cowherd: "Not relying on defense like Brady"
Make way for the real GOAT.
>>142963495Isn't there also news about the Chiefs safety Justin Reid being injured for the entire offseason.
I'm so lonely
Come sail away come sail awayCome sail away with meMuffugah ass bitch
>>142963540Get a GF.
>>142963540I'm your huckleberry Are you into rimming?
>college ball 25 is literally madden 25 (2024) but with college players and less ability to edit players
>>142963540...THAT'S OKAYI SHAVED MY HEADAND I'M NOT SAD
>>142963315>the game where the steelers were targetting his legs and took him out in the 2nd quarter?Shouldn't there be an asterisk in this superbowl run since Brady got injured early and Bledsoe won the playoff game for him?
>What about the game beneath it where he had 0 TD and 1 INT.Bro doesn't understand that Brady was the entire offense to win that game
>>142963587Should Mahomes's 2022 super bowl run have an asterisk since Mahomes got injured and Chad Henne had to execute a 98 yard touchdown drive? Of course not you daft bitch shut the fuck up.
Would you?
>>142963550Can I find them at the bars? I'm too ugly for online dating.My mom and dad met at a bar. They ended up getting divorced, but first they fell in love!
>>142963619That's a completely different situation. Mahomes was only out for one drive and not even a full quarter passed. Brady left in the 2nd quarter and never returned.
>>142963682patty's loggies! yum yum!
Go 9ers, also if that puto poster ever returns, fuck him.
>>142963588>Reply assistant challenged the ruling, and the original play was overturnedBRADYFUCKINGFUMBLEDFUCK YOU
>>142963725It's Patriots era refball. Deal with it nerd.
>magashits and Polfags rooted for this
>>142963752NO!
Joe Burrow is a FAGGOT!
>>142963778Joey ACK
god he's hot
these are very good looking uniforms
>>142963840*was
>>142963844By chud you mean chinese right. And by shithole you mean the nicest place in the country
>>142963844Die
>Elemunor only bruised his ribsKnowing the Giants we've used up an entire year's worth of injury luck in only one day of training camp
>>142963847*picture not related
>>142963916Its the retarded pol invader that claims the Bay Area is secretly some conservative cesspool
https://x.com/GOATED_LF/status/1815961988289204668is this nigga serious?
>cowboys contractual dysfunction
I need your NFCCG predictions!
>>14296399549ers vs Lions
>>142963995reffies vs. who cares lmao
>>142963995Eagles/Packers
>>142964011you will never be a gold panner
Brock Purdy looking jacked at training, reports say he's been calling people "brah"
>>142963702that's cool brady left the field with the lead
>>142964003Surely Dan won’t gamble again? I would assume he learned from last time to take the points. I mean it’s Kyle’s fate to always choke
>>142963926Take care of Jermaine...dude was solid in vegas...
>Patty Cuckitini
>>142964011Just leave retard
>>142964142Me on the bottom left
>>142963778>>142963833>>142963840
>>142963995Packers Lions
Can someone post that gay webm of Joe Burrow? That one where it’s like I NEED A QB WITH BLUE EYES or something
>>142964341>"Joe when are you going to give me grandchildren?">I think I'll dye my hair
>bustin sherbert
>>142963706He was a Lions fan. He stopped after the NFC championship game and given how that worked out for him, I doubt he tries it again this year.
Brady only has 6 rings since he got injured early in the 2nd quarter and Bledseo won the playoff game for him.
>>142963995Eagles @ Forty Niners
How far will the eagles go? I’m predicting another wildcard exit, especially with the loss of Jason
>>142964372sorry i dont save gay webms like some others on here
>>142964636Gays watch football too chud!
>>1429645556-11. Hurts and Sirianni are both generational frauds and now they're running out of Doug Pederson's leftovers.
>rams move Steve Avila to centerBut why
A new curse has hit the league boys. What did my vikings do to incur such wrath? I thought bud grant dying lifted it somewhat
>>1429645557 wins off the back of the defence, kellen moore doesnt finish the season as OC
>>142964555Eagles still have the 2nd or 3rd best roster but last season proved they need better coaching. >>142964696He gets fired and Belichick gets hired. He trades away their pro bowlers and installs his children as assistant coaches. The Eagles return to being irrelevant.
>>142964699They have a coach, he knows more about football than you, I'm sure they have a good reason
>>142964841I will fuck you up!
fuck this bussy up
Bros…I used to love her, but I had to kill her
>>142894040>He took Mecole Hardman over DK Metcalf for fucks sakes.Put some respect on my nigga Hardman. Chefs don't win Owl without him
>>142963495>>142895541I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>signals the first down while down 56 points
>Since his rookie year in 2014, Carr has lost to 30 of the NFL's 32 teams. The only two teams Carr has never lost to are the Raiders and Panthers and he'll be facing both of them during the upcoming season.
>>142964709i am never going to see a good coverage unit ever again am i
*enters thready*
>my mfw when when somebody tfw when talks about pedo mutthomes being the best QB in the AFC West near me
No way.... this can't be real can it?
The Chicago Bears have the best defense in the National Football League.
>>142965616Both the Carr brothers have always sucked but David took the quick and dirty route while Derek has drawn out this goon sesh of wannabe mediocrity for a solid 10 years now.
>>142966267Caleb would never let his bitch act up like that.
>it's our year
>>142966312Zach Wilson 2.0
>>142966257lay off the paint thinner buddy
>>142964709The Viqueens are simply destined for last place in the North. One good WR doesn't mean shit. God knows this and is rightly punishing them.
>>142965386Terry McLaurin would do this
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/RXhjutWTyPI?si=zP2-O_gKjZzrzaMK
>>142965386The DJ Chark special
>>142963995Rams @ Packers
Burrs
>>142963995Bears @ 9ers(guess who chokes?((again)))
45 sleeps until RAMS football.
>>142964084they're opening the season in Brazil too right? would be a kino rematch
>>142966746kino.
>>142966746LaFleur seems to have McVay's number and then Shanahan has LaFleur's number. I forget who usually wins the Rams vs Niners matchups
>>142963506>better at everything
>>142966823Niners usually win, but the Rams got em when they won it all. The whole 2022 postseason from divisional round onward was great.
>>142966832that coaching tree is kino knowing that they're all great friends. you just know they love kicking the shit out of each other
>>142963532>Chiefs threepeat bid over before week 1
>>142964477>if you arbitrarily remove one of his rings for a bullshit reason then he only has as many as the Steelers and Patriots franchises, 2 more than Montana and twice as many as Mahomes
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny.
>>142966267every top tier QBs are either cucks or homosexual like Rodgers
>>142966315this new generation of black athletes is obsessed with ytgirls
>>142963495What is going to happen to Saint Damar Hamlin IIIs clone? Obviously he isn’t good enough for an NFL roster but the Bills probably feel they can’t release him
>Shannon Sharpe has weighed in on his former broadcast partner Skip Bayless’ impending departure from FS1.What the NFL has been seriously lacking was the never ending stream of shitty podcasters
>Vikings CB Mehki Blackmon tore his ACL on the first day of practice Damn that sucks. A rookie CB dies before ever taking a snap and now this.
>>142966283I wish we could still make those...
>>142969214mfw kangz
>>142966400When he's finally bankrupt he should take Burfict to court
How long does Tony Richardson have before being benched for the Flaccie?
JOE FLACCO JUST THREW AN INTERCEPTION AGAIN
>joe sacko
>>142966828>Winning a 50-50 coin flip in overtime is a winEven Chiefs fans don't consider Josh Allen a loser for the 13 second game. Allen didn't beat the Chiefs but he didn't lose either so at best you could call it a draw. I'm glad the Chiefs went on to lose to the Bengals so now there's no asterisk next in Mahomes playoff wins.
if mahomes is so good why didn't he just win in regulation instead of letting it go to overtime
>>142965289>Put some respect on my nigga Hardman. Chefs don't win Owl without himThat throw was so wide open anyone could have made it though it could be argued he's such an irrelevant player that defenses assumed there's no way the Chiefs would have went to him. As great as Mahomes is I contribute most of the superbowl wins to Reid's schemes. In so many occasions his schemes made the WR wide open.>>142966267That tattoo means "eternal love" when it is black, but if it is colored it means "polygamy"
>>142966889Cool, so if Mahomes gets injured in the superbowl early in the 2nd quarter and Wentz plays the rest of the game then you're going to count that as a ring for Mahomes. Good to know. Brady left a playoff game so if Bledsoe doesn't win he would have never made it to the owl. All playoff games have equal value including the owl.
>>142969807How did he become so weird looking?
Why did she do it?
Stillers training camp begins THIS MORNING
>>142969868Make a webm of her cameltoe. That one doesn't show it. Her camel toe was exposed during the whole show.
>>142969918Fuck off and do it yourself you little idiot
>kiwicel>anything newPick 1
>>142970127>danny dogshitkek it's kino
BoBros...
Add annoying tripfags to your filter. Ignore them. Don't give them (yous).
>Somehow heading into his sixth year as the Giants' starting QB.How did he manage to make the New York Giants organisation fall so deeply in love with him?
>>142970247This. This SO hard.
>>142970247Also don't announce your filters because then the assholes will change their names
>>142970278Because John Mara is an imbecile. He believed in the David Gentleman Senior Bowl evaluation when he gave the greenlight to draft him and fell for the one year of competence he showed in 2022. Embarrassing shit
>Someday? Someday your team will win the soup herbal and not be a laughingstock? One day you're gonna wake up and realise it didn't happen. Was never going to. What the fuck are you still doing being a Bengals fan?
>>142970548sorry son, this is our year
>>..Anonymous >07/26/24(Fri)01:54:58 No.142970689>140 KB>140 KB PNG>>>142970548 (You) #>sorry son, this is our year
oh he seethin
You now remember the 2015 bongos and Vontaze Burfict's "walkoff" """game ending""" interception
Sonya Massey will never see Caleb Williams play
The weak should fear the strong
Any update on /ourguy/ Jackson Mahomes?
Mutthomes may have 3 rings but he never smoked a dart at halftime. Len Dawson is therefore the greatest Chiefs QB of all time by default
>Trent Williams>Brandon Aiyuk>CeeDee Lamb>Haason Reddick
Me when Jalen poaches my TDS
>>142971083One of those QBs is objectively worse than Joe Namath, and it's not the one whose wife sleeps around
>>142970689Your year for Burrow to have another season ending injury maybe
I think we can all agree the bombston cheatriots have the most beta fanbase of any NFL franchise (it's not particularly close)
>>142969868I would have sex with her if you guys know what I mean
>>142971208What did he mean by this?
>>142971153I still think it's bizarre that Bo Nix is the hill you're willing to die on. Imagine if Sneak was all in on Grayson McCall
>>142964555I'm expecting ~11 wins and one playoff win.A lot depends on how well the team reacts tot eh new coordinators. The secondary should be improved dramatically, with CJGJ and the CB depth. I'm worried more about the D-line than the O-line. Stout is the GOAT and they have the talent to maintain the level of play we've gotten used to, but the D-line depth is gone and they're relying heavily on Huff to be the guy.The offense should be sick though, a ridiculous number of toys for Kellen Moore to play with.
>>142971257>willing to die onI've been here 11 years. I've been right and wrong on plenty of evaluations. I was right about Jalen Hurts being worth a 1st round pick in 2020. I was right about Trey Lance being a project and only worth a day 3 pick. I was right about CJ Stroud being a better QB prospect than Bryce Young. I also said Baker Mayfield was still a top 16 QB before the 2023 season when everybody in the mainstream NFL media had written him off. I've been wrong a few times like when I called Trace McSorley a better prospect than Kyler Murray. I was also big hype on Hakeem Butler who bounced around a few teams but never did shit. I don't die on any hills. Full accountability about your correct evaluationa vs incorrect evaluations is how you learn
What rookies should i be looking at for fantasy?
Bix Nood and the Donkeys will be lucky to come in 3rd place in the AFCW
JFFM said Trace McSorley and Wil Grier were going to be surefire top tier QBs in the league
football in one week
What makes you think bo nix will be that good?
>>142971549Kiwicel received too much attention as a child and now picks a random loser to troll about
>>142971361That's called guessing you know-nothing cunt
>>142971549Go watch his film. The comeback win @ LSU in 2021 and his win over Oregon State 2023. He can do everything, has prototypical size, avoids sack+turnovers better than any QB in this class and had 61 cfb starts which is the most in history. I see him as a better Alex Smith since his primary weakness is that he struggles throwing deep outside the numbers
>>142971610>spend hours watching film, player interviews, reading background history and listening to draft related content from former coaches/scouts/QBs>Y-YOU'RE JUST GUESSING!!!!Okay mutt so how is that any different from what GMs do again?
>>142971727GMs dont know shit though. Not saying you are wrong but GMs lose their jobs all the time from picking the wrong guy
>>142971764Agreed. Tom Telesco is a good example. Very good draft evaluator but could never good the HC hire right and fucked up with some big free agent signings. JC Jackson being the most blatant example. It'll be interesting to see how his 2nd stint goes with the Raiders
>>142971727The level of analysis and resources spent. Like saying you know how to drive a car so there's no difference between you and a NASCAR driver.
>>142971864I'm driving faster than David Gettleman any day of the week and he was a 2x NFL GM
>Annoying tripfags>SchizosTime to go get into basketball. Anything is better than this.
How do week feel about the guardian skull caps? I personally like them if they stop players brains from turning into a cherry slushy
>>142972144Honestly I'm indifferent about them, I applaud the players who wear them to protect their health
>>142972076You will suffer with Inceltic, Weapschizo, and Bulgaria.
Will (((they))) vote him in 1st ballot or give him the T.O. treatment?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9x3W5jiuYF/?igsh=MXYxMHY1NGVucGNqag==
>>142972382Gisele isn't eligible for the hall
>>142972468Cool it with the antisemitism
>>142972144It's theater>https://defector.com/get-a-load-of-these-big-dumb-helmet-helmets>If the Guardian Cap's greatest utility turns out to be as a means of offloading blame for the dangers of football onto the players—Hey, don't look at us, we gave them safer helmets and they decided to play more dangerously—it will have that in common with no small number of earlier technological advancements.>That is to say, the first thing to know about safe helmet technology in football is that it is never less than directly scam-adjacent at best. It suits industrial football for the relationship between full-pad full-contact tackle football and brain damage—a complex and probably intractable problem effectively indivisible from the sport itself—to persist in the public imagination as one that can be more than marginally ameliorated with superficial changes to what happens on the outside of its players' skulls when they crash into each other. Individual players and their individual brains come and go; the sport turning its participants into encephalopathic husks is only a danger to the industry to the extent that people at large—fans, players, players' families and/or lawyers—know about it, perceive the sport as insufficiently safe because of it, and hold the industry's leaders responsible for it. The next funny-looking, cannily branded iteration of supposedly safe helmet tech can resolve 100 percent of the industry's problem merely by creating the appearance that We Are Taking This Problem Seriously And Investing In Forward-Looking Solutions To It, even if it does nothing whatsoever to prevent football from turning any given player's grey matter into a Slurpee.>To wit, here is a sentence from the NFL official website's blog about the Guardian Caps:>"It's the latest example of the league's continued work to foster innovation that leads to better, safer protective equipment for players.">That's it. That's the stuff.
>>142972544>The Guardian Cap's primary feature, in that sense, is that it looks ridiculous, like nothing anyone would ever wear unless it were good for them. If it happens to do anything for the players' problem—that playing contact football is damaging to their brains—nobody will complain. But if it doesn't, and events and/or science (as I suspect) get around to proving this, industrial football happily will let training-camp photos of the next, even more absurdly oversized headgear suffice to pacify a public happy for any excuse to change nothing about its consumption habits.
cuntcushions are.... LE BAD!!! ;(
>Danny Dimes unleashing massive sex bombs in training camp after retards spent an entire offseason claiming he was incapable of throwing deepComeback Player of the Year
>>142972678He's going to get sacked 5000 times and get injured and/or benched.
>>142963725Dumb rule called correctly. Cope.
>>142963995Bears Eagles
>>142968150Nigga acting like it was ever any different
>>142963995Packers Wions
>For the fourth consecutive season, all but two teams will play three preseason games before the regular season kicks off on Sept. 5.>The Chicago Bears and Houston Texans each play an additional preseason game due to their participation in the Hall of Fame Game on Aug. 1These two shit teams get an extra game to test out their rookies?https://www.nfl.com/news/2024-nfl-preseason-complete-team-by-team-opponents
Hot take: only pick 6's are bad, interceptions don't really hurt a team if it's an arm punt.
>>142972793>another opportunity for meaningless injurieswow, such privileges
>Football in a week
>>142972865That's a no from me dawg. Picks in the redzone (not on 4th down) cost you a roughly 85% chance at 3 points
>>142972678Giants o-line are already dying and having to play alternate positions in training camp. He's fucked.
>>142972872Teams have 90 players right now and have to cut it down to 53 before the real season startsHaving an extra game to help weed out the lemons is an advantage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sj1d7dQgfc
>>142972708>2023 Giants had the second-worst offensive line in NFL history>"um sweatie all those sacks that got you injured were actually your fault :)"The victim blaming when it comes to Daniel Jones is very telling. The national media has had it out for him since Day One to the point that they make the New York media look sympathetic by comparison.
My Eagles WILL win at least 1 game this season
most unlikely shoestring tackle I've ever seen, from 2010 the panthers punter prevented a td, his right arm has a white sleeve and is lined up with the line so it's hard to see but it was just enough
>>142973329This is what they expect you to do instead of the hip drop lol
danny dogshit kek what a shit QB and ugly mfer
All I neeeeeedIs your looooooooove Tonight
>>142973410heh
Ref bros.... when do we get our turn?
>>142972678can giants fans just admit the defense was the main reason why the giants was even a contender in 2022 and not the offense? yes daniel jones put up 30 points against the vikings in the playoffs but the vikings defense was aleady pure trash. the giants offense has always been mediocre
Is swift a better prospect than spears? Trying to figure out my keepers
>>142973489>defence carries gnats>bald faggot Daboll fires Wink MartindaleSeriously can't stand bald faggots
>>142973329>>142973410>>142973459Any update on /ourgoff/ Jared Thomas "Wions Savior" Goff
Hey faggots,My name is Justin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people?" I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic related: It's me and my bitch.
>>142973617>winless against Football TeamKWAB (kek what a bustin)
What are the odds of even 6 wins this years
>>142973020That's bot an arm puntAn arm punt is FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEP and it gets picked off
>>142973675Not great
>>142964438>Lion's fanThanks god. I got banned a few times shitting on that fucker.
>>142973726Can Derrick Brown and Adam Thielen play every position?Theyre the only good guys out there
>>142973757adam thielen is older than my mom at this point
>>142973767And he's the best WR the Panthers have
>>142973695The hot take was only pick 6s are bad. Turnovers in general are a negative since it means less rest for your defence since they're straight onto the field vs multiple downs+punt/FGA. That's why turnover ratio correlates so heavily with W/L ratio
>>142973757Xavier Legette is a beast. You're gonna love him. I still don't get why Dan Morgan traded up for Jonathan's Brooks when not a single RB had been taken in the draft yo that point. Those two 5th rounders they sent could've got them Mo Kamara and Jeremiah Trotter Jr. Brainless waste of resources
Which team has the whitest Line?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZOzHJ0zscH8
>player has a bad rookie year>BUST BUST BUST BUST BUSTWhy is everyone so quick to shit on players?Not every player is a world beater immediately
>>142973916groomerbros...
I miss Michelle Tafoya like you wouldn't believe
>>142973916KWAB
>>142973949I didn't know Michelle was such a fucking chud.
New to football. What is /nfl/'s opinion on the rams?
>>142973916tyreek is not used to 1v1 matchups when every team just throws zone coverage at you. his technique looks bad in this
The league was better when Jon and Jay Gruden were coaching. Kikedell couldn't handle their basedness so he blackballed em. Anti football pussy
>>142974113Ram this bussy
When will they learn?
>>142974113They're okay, they just aren't very popular because they left LA and most LA people grew up liking other teams because all SoCal had was the Chargers for a while.
Here's your ESPN diversity hire bro
>peanut oil>jaboo winsWhy did the clowns get rid of Mayfield and Flacco again?
>>142974113Love 'em
>>142974113They're a good team, they just feel very plastic though. Also, their Super Bowl parade was fucking empty.
>>142973916This is what avoiding pedo allegations looks like
>>142974289Why do they feel plastic?
>>142974323los angeles does that to things
Is Ravens-Steelers still the best current rivalry in the NFL? 49ers-Chiefs has two recent owls but both going the Chiefs way means it's not much of a debate who is better
>>142974323Because their stadium looks like an Apple store, they changed their uniforms wildly for the worse and when they moved back to LA they had the most fake celebrity campaign to get LA people into the team. They also share a stadium with the Chargers who have no business being there
>>142974323>>142974289Plastic is just a lazy stereotype people project onto Los Angeles and its teams. See >>142974347
>>142974359I'm in nor cal but refuse to root for the niners or the raiders. I won't root for a lightning bolt so that leaves me with the rams.
>>142974113Shit ass cocksuckers who have only ever won Owls cause they got lucky with Warner and Lions incompetence
>>142974355Ravens - SteelersEagles - CowboysBengals - ChiefsBills - ChiefsThese are the rivalries I currently feel are actually interesting, maybe Bengals and Ravens too but Lamar or Burrow are always hurt when they play.
>>142974403If I had absolutely zero allegiance to any team and hated my local teams I would be a Packers fan
>>142974381nah actually i worked hard to apply that stereotype
>>142974451Why packers?
>>142974473I just always liked them. They're an anomaly in a pro sports team, not attached to a major city. Also I like green.
>>142974381Ayyyy
>>142974432Bengals Chiefs has had some kino games for sure. Bengals-Ravens week 5 was one of the best games of 2022 imo and their first game in week 2 of 2023 was kino too but yea it sucks Lamar wasn't healthy for the 2022 wildcard game and Burrow missed the rest of 2023. I wouldn't mind watching them play 3x this season
>Dan Campbell is friends with Hulk HoganFormer Lions fan here. What team should I root for now?
>>142974706>not supporting the HulksterKWAB
i like it how a year ago everyone here thought brady was the best but now they're aware mahomes is betterthanks stat bros
Nobody here actually rates pedo mutthomes. He's a fish in the pan QB carried by Spags elite defence
my eye test > your eye test > statcel virgin cope
brady would lead the league every season with andy reid running his offense
>>142974706>>142974811The Hulkster is a nation treasureWhat kind of anti American pussy doesn't like him?
>>142975150the ones who won't vote for a felon fascist rapist
>>142973279Who cares who's fault it is, it's going to happen either way
Yeah she's from Seattle, but does she Hawk-Tuah?
>>142972793Why would the HoF game not just count as one of the 3 preseason games?
>>142973949cringe
>>142974123cringe
>>142975180>supports kangaroo court lawfarebig yikes from me chief
>>142974323They're a team with no roots and no fans. When the team isn't winning 13+ games a season their apple stadium is empty, and when they are winning 13+ games a season it's 50% Rams "fans" at best. The only team with worse support at home is the Chargers.
>>142975249>>142975268cringe
>>142975150cringe
>>142975086>Ummmm no actually you can't just use your eye test. I'm gonna need to see an advanced breakdown of EPA and APA before I can take your evaluation seriously
>>142975289cringe
Bengals are really going to lose both Chase and Higgins lmao
>Ummmm actually my eyetest is more valuable than the collective knowledge of over 600 professional analysts, former players, coaches, scouts>No, I've never stepped foot onto a football field, why do you ask?
>...Anonymous >07/26/24(Fri)06:31:42 No.142975249>>>142973949 (You) #>cringe>>>142975289 #>...Anonymous >07/26/24(Fri)06:32:42 No.142975268>>>142974123 (You) #>cringe>>>142975289 #
>>142975180>>142975290t. lacks Python Power
>Rams CB Derion Kendrick, who plays the Star position for the team, likely suffered an ACL tear in training campIt's already begun. And that's our weakest position group too.
The people who work for PFF and DVOA are not "professionals" in any sense of the word
Football season is upon us bros. You know what that means ...?
>a paid occupation, especially one that involves prolonged training and a formal qualification.nigga doesn't know the english language yet wants to talk ball
Let's all laugh at the Bengals.
>>142975269>fox news says it was a kangaroo court therefore it was!good boy
>>142975551Why would I laugh at that? He's right.
>getting paid to do something automatically means you do it wellKek what a mutt
>>142975553Courts never make mistakesAsk my boy and favorite NFL RB of all time, OJ Simpson
>>142975553i don't watch fox. but i get it you're a tinfoiler who thinks 2016 was a hoax, so naturally the charges seem valid to you
>still making /nfl/ seethe in 2024How does the Flaccie Kiwi keep doing it?
Bengals window closes when they lose Higgins next year.49ers window closes when they pay Purdy in 2 years or when they lose Aiyuk.Cowboys window closes after they lose Dak next yearChiefs window closes when Mahomes retires in 15 years.Dolphins window closes after Tua's signs his next contract.Bills window closed after they lost DiggsChargers window closed after they lost several pro bowlers.Eagles window closed after they lost those two coordinators.
>Y'all talkin' 'bout court cases?
>>142975352The writing is on the wall. Their once beloved QB is having a very public and gay-sex-fueled mental breakdown.
>>142975671remember when the democrats tried to murder the vice president before he certified the 2016 election results?
>>142975709>Chiefs window closes when Kelce retires next year.ftfy
>>142975791>deflectingdidn’t expect anything else
>>142975769I started shaving my hair but that's because I was going baldIs he going full Britney Spears?
>>142975997pic related for zoomers
>>142975859no deflection, you just seemed to be confused on which party allowed a peaceful transfer of power when their candidate lost is all.
>>142976041you understand the theory of bragg’s case, right?
Should I go burn in the sun at Broncos training camp? I know my dad will ask me to go
>>142976049no and neither do you
>>142976546better than you, clearly. it’s ok though just repeat the line and don’t think
>>142969711>Winning a 50-50 coin flip in overtime is a winCorrect
>>142963540Why
>With the #8 selection in the 2024 draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Michael Penix Jr, QB, University of Washingtonkek!
>>142974623As a bengals fan, my favorite game ever was that 21 afc championship. I look forward to my bengies knocking them out of a threepeat
Recently, a friend of mine predicted that the Bills will go 16-1 in the regular season and go on to win the Owl, a prediction that he is 100% serious about to the point of being willing to lose a table bet of $100. How do I break the news to him that the most wins the Bills will see is 11-12 if they're lucky and that their ceiling is a possible AFCCG appearance?
>>142975709>When bengals lose higginsHe is good but tell me how they cant get a solid rookie to replace him
>>142976761you can’t just wait until mid october?
>>142976141Yes, spend time with your father.
>>142971153The USA chant makes me laugh every time. Pats won the Owl that year btw.
My Rammies :)
>>142976575surely trump's team is pursuing the conviction being overturned because it was dubious, and he's definitely not simply begging for presidential immunity instead right? curious
>>142976860you don’t even understand what i’m referring to dude just drop it
>>142976776They already did.
>>142976860also>presidential immunity applying to something a campaign did before he was presidentyou don’t understand what you’re talking about
>>142964699He played center in college, and picked up a great guard in Jonah Jackson. They're trying to squeeze the last bit of football out of Stafford by going heavy into the duo gap scene.
>>142976794To him, apparently not.
>>142972382For as hard as it was for them to put TO in they're never going to let in AB after all his antics. Just for the way he conducts himself now would be enough. Even a goodboi tour like TO went on wouldn't be enough.
>>142972865"Arm punts" gives the opposing team momentum and a confidence boost that the opposing offense can take advantage of at full tilt.
>>142972382They'll never let him in. Which is bullshit because there was nobody better when he was playing.
>>142976879you implied the charges weren't valid. trump's team would be following up with this if it were true, yes?>>142976913trump's attorneys have literally argued the felony convictions should be overturned via presidential immunity.
>>142974113They’re “white”
There's a board for this you faggots and it's not /sp/
>>142976989> trump's team would be following up with this if it were true, yes?extremely specious reasoning from you. do you understand what the fraud was in the case?
>>142972865In a vacuum, I see what you mean. But for every harmless interception, there's an extremely harmful interception. Like a pick six, an INT at the end of a half or when you're already down two scores.
>>142975287There's no denying that the Rams have a weak home-field advantage. Half of that is a shaky fanbase trying to get off its feet. But the other half is that cold weather fans love to travel to LA for games. The Raiders in Vegas have the same problem. Nothing like a weekend trip to a warm weather party city capped off by a football game. On the flipside, no one in LA would go to Buffalo for an away game.
>>142977023>do you understand what the fraud was in the case?yes i do. will you get to your explanation as to why trump wants presidential immunity instead of proving the conviction should be overturned and he's not actually a felon?
>>142976975This. Arm punts are a cope unless it is a good distance farther than what the punter could do.
>>142975997>>142976035Britney who? Looks like a porn star in the middle photo. Link.
>>142976975Do they though? Does momentum from the defense transfer to the offense? An INT over 10 yards away I feel like doesn't really change momentum. Getting picked off on a slant though? I can see the argument.
If you dont support your fathers team you arent doing it right
>>142977293I'd feel that way if my father and I watched football. But I fell in love with football all by myself, so I don't feel beholden to his fandom.
I root for 3 teams. I pour all of my emotion into those 3 teams. I love them. You cannot stop me from doing this.
>>142977363What 3 teams and why?
>>142975352zac taylor said yesterday he's sitting guys a lot during training camp. chase isn't holding out lol
>>142977293My father is a 49ers fan but someone gave him a nylon Chicago Bears jacket as a gift... then when I was a teen he gave it to me since he never wore it and it was pretty warm and looked cool desu. So at that point I became a Bears fan.The mf cursed me with the Bears at the worst possible time. 25 years of life of endless Bears failures but hopefully this year will be it (been saying that ALMOST every year for a long time)
>>142977596You watched some of the best defense in NFL history, that literally took Rex Grossman to an Owl. And Devin Hester. Plenty of other franchises have been more pathetic and less entertaining. Imagine if it was a Browns jacket.
First fight of training camp is.... the Houston Texans>https://x.com/YouGewdBro/status/1816150942926135516
>>142977596I’m thinking about going to the bears at SF this year, I think it’s going to be good… already going to chefs at SF with my pops
>>1429774771. Hometown Texans2. Saints, spent 15 years watching Drew Brees, the real GOAT3. Bengals, just liked tigers as a kid and stuck with em
>>142977748I'm also a Leafs fan :(I just want to see the team win I don't care about consolation stats anymore. The Urlacher days were a fun defence to watch but the fun fizzles out by the Bears choking on offence.
>>142977842Is that in order? If not who do you root for when they play each other?
>>142977596Thats so sad but understandable. Their jackets look sweet
>>142978012I root for no injuries
>>142978058Well yes but lets say superbowl bengals or texans vs saints or afc championship bengals vs texans (realistic this year), is there any bias at all to any?
>>142973916Corner is a much more difficult position than wideout
>>142973617Why are hospitals buying nfl advertising
>>142963495>NO: Alvin Kamara on not holding out from Saints training camp amid contract talks: 'I ain't stupid'>I ain't stupid>ain'tHmm...
>>142978090Nah I don't think there's any bias. They're just my teams. it's like rooting for your favorite team playing against themselves I guess
>>142977842>real GOAT>durrrrr da memechuck shit-stained-face faggot is daaa ggooooatt huehuehuehue. I hope you lost everything to Katrina.
>>142978203>>142978228Zesty ATL boi
>>142978228I'm not from New Orleans :^)
>>142978241No, I am White, therefore, not from Atlanta.
>>142978264>nuh uh! i'm from marjorie taylor greene's part of the state!kek
>>142978304>you hate my favorite group of blacks in spandex so you MUST be a fan of their biggest rival!Retard
>>142978332only a seething piece of white trash would hate the Saints THAT much
>>142978349>he's still replyingkek, backwater faggot is SEEEEEEEEEETHING because someone on the internet doesn't like the group of blacks that he worships
>>142978390>backwater faggotyou are from fucking Atlanta kek. how embarrassing.
>>142977260>Does momentum from the defense transfer to the offenseYes? Do you even watch the games? A fucking decent punt return is enough to energize the rest of the team to take back momentum.
>Justin Fields is actually gonna be QB1lmaoooooo steelers are FUCKED
>>142978401This loser is CONVINCED that someone is from >his team's rival city just because they talked shit about >his favorite group of blacks in spandexMan, reddit sure isn't sending their best this week.
Trump will win the election and he'll use his presidential immunity to become America's first dictator. We will finally have monarchy. It's so bad it's good.
>>142978456>playing a kick returner at QBI understand this is the franchise of Antwaan Randle El types, but they are really pushing it this time.
>>142978456How will bustin' behave once tomlin steps in to do some buck breakin'?
Mahomes is 10-2 against the Raiders. Why would they risk awakening a sleeping dragon.https://x.com/HPointSports/status/1816577675714052308
>>142978546Who cares? 7>3.
>>142978456Russ must have fully checked out if he lost the job to BustinJust gonna make the Donkeys pay him 80 million then ride off in the sunset so to speak
>>142978546I thought pepe was an ADL hate symbolIs this Gruden 2.0?!?!
>>142971244>>142969868Disgusting jew yenta, made up a totally fake rumor about Manziel and just "sorry GOY!"ed her way through it after
>>142978546>mutthomes' response, "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!"
>>142978546Call me old fashion but i don't believe in talking trash when you're 10-2 against someone. That's what females do but not men.
>>142972544>>142972562>That's it. That's the stuff.Never post a nu-Deadspin/Defector article here again. What a faggy little millenial ending line they chose
>>142978636Raiders were up 17-0 by halftime then this exchange happened between Mahomes and Crosby, Chiefs ended up wining 30-29. You'd think they would learn their lesson.
>>142978636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJcxDIOXes
>>142978705That's nice. So anyways...
>>142978724Who cares about the raiders? lol
>>142978705>i'm here all day, and the reffies only let us play! i'm here all day, and the reffies only let us play! i'm here all day, and the reffies only let us play! i'm here all day, and the reffies only let us play!What did the mutt mean by that?
>>142978741He booty blast the Broncos even worse. He's 12-1 against them and his one loss was when half the locker room had the flu.
If, and it's a BIG if, the mutt ever makes it the Hall of Fame, his bust will have to include his trademark maneuver of waving his hands in disbelief that the reffies didn't call a penalty when he made a bad throw.
I don't blame the Broncos and Raiders for getting bullied in the AFCW. Put any team in there including the Patriots dynasty at their prime and they're going to become the Chiefs bitch.
>>142978456Guess Russ' career is just over then
>>142978765Who cares about the broncos? lol
>>142978792Wonder who he learned that from
Hmm...
>>142978831His wigger friend's zogbot whore girlfriend, obviously.
That nigga really spent a whole offseason crying about Brady and the other nigga posted mahomes ints kek
>>142978865He said he was going to ignore me and my "spam" webms, he made it 22 hours before he started crying about them. This was 5 months ago.
Better than everyone
>>142978886As far as I know, you're both immense faggots
>>142978924Hey, thanks!
>>142978918>Lost perfect record against Falcons and Cowboys in back to back weeksSad
>>142978681Cry more, bitch
>>142978918>Better thanI see some .500s there, anon
>>142978918Your mom was better
>>142978918Not a single person on /nfl/ can imagine Mahomes not having a winning record against every franchise. Crazy that Brady was tied with so many of them.
>>142979372chargers will have a winning record by 2027
There's really no point in watching the NFL this season when it's so obvious that the Chiefs will win it all again
queefs aren't even making the divisional lmao the dynasty is over
Jordan Love holdout...
>>142979478>>142979408>>142978918Did you know that the Chiefs have the best divisional record since the merger and the best win rate.
>>142979480At least now he has an excuse for being shit for the first half of the season.
>>142979531because the AFCW is the shittiest division in the league. it's not hard to beat teams that change head coaches and quarterbacks every 6 months
>nick triteOof
>>142979408Are they switching to the NFCS?
>>142979562They're almost as shitty as the AFC East was back in Brady's era. Brady didn't have an elite QB like Justin Herbert in his division. The eye test says Herbert is a top 4 QB.
>he mentions brady unprovoked againstill rent free
>>142979618
i am interrupting your forced mahomes vs brady spam to tell you that the Ravens are going to beat all off your teams this year.
>>142979531What a passer rating against cherrypicked opponents!>Brock Purdy has a passer rating of 111.4 in his career.
my bengies are sweeping your dumb bird team and their pants pooping quarterback
I'm gay
can any boomers tell me how good Jim Harbaugh the player was? All I know he was on the Bears for a while and he almost took the Colts to the superbowl during the 90s.
>>142979480Isn't he getting married? He needs the big bucks now
>>142980247>big bucks
>Raiders move back out to LA for training camp to piss off Chargers>Dress up Kermit in pic related to piss off ChiefsLol what's next? They better not get rocked in division this year.
Guess my team.
>>142980445Imagine being 10-2 against a guy yet still talking trash.
>>142980459Boston Hancocks
>>142980142probably not great
>>142964341When did the bungles sign Eminem?
>>142980459The Los Angeles Merries
>mogs your qb
>>142980459London Silly Nannies
>>142980142He was maybe slightly above average, but not great. Maybe in the top 10-15 of QBs in any given season on average.
>>142980487Yeah it's a bad look. I get they beat Mahomes last time with back to back picks, but he responded by winning an Owl in your building. Literally planted a flag underneath and in the middle of your stadium. Undefeated in Allegiant stadium. If they get swept by the Chiefs this season this will age poorly.
>>142980590>>142980142to be specific ranking 10 - 15 but not higher than that
Sheesh
>>142980619JUSTIN FIELDS JUST THREW A 4 YARD COMPLETION AGAIN
>>1429789186-3 vs NYG but 0-2 in the Superbowl
>>142978456According to Tomlin he sat Russ because he had tightness in his calf. Russ wanted to practice.
>>142980619That's cute.
>>142980658I can't imagine Tomlin and Russ getting along at all
>>142980619I almost can't wait to see him throw 6 interceptions in a half
>>142980725:(
>>142980701#6 on defense is a cause for concern
>>142980718Really? I think they're cut from the same cloth
>>142980746what did you mean by this
>>142980459LA Galaxy
>>142980459Las Vegas Vipers
>>142978724They have respect for each other. Maxx has said Mahomes deserves MVP while Mahomes has said Maxx is the hardest defender to play against
>>142980725Won't be waiting long, or for the talking heads and Twitter tards to start saying "peyton manning went 2-14 his rookie season and he's one of the greatest qbs of all time."
>>142980755Both blacks
>>142981018That's a perfect example of good sportsmanship and mutual respect, I wonder how many times Maxx has railed Pat's wife.
>>142981042Coward.
>>142981054It's a good thing
>>142981050Crosby looks like he's into teenagers
>>142981054Even the racists can't disagree
Disagree with this bussy
>>142981042I was thinking that they both won a suoerbowl ring because of the work other people put in, like the legion of boom and Bill cowher.
>>142981101Joe I've already told you I don't like your haircut
>>142975709>Bills window closed after they lost DiggsJust say you don't watch football man. Diggs was silent for over half the season.
>>142981107Wish I could tell you how wrong you are in full
>>142981115I used to know a bald guy everyone called haircut.
>>142981138OK, I should also give credit to Pete Carroll and Santonio Holmes
>>142981164Team sport nerd
Gonna need a lot of money to reward jordyn manlover for throws like this...
no good quarterback has ever thrown an interception
>>142981135He was also awful in the playoff lose. He was like 3 for 7 and had less than 25 yards. The Bills were missing their #2 receiver in Gabe Davis and Diggs totally disappeared. The Chiefs have a good secondary and may have gotten away with some holding but the Bills receivers, except Shakir, dropped every pass that was longer than 10 yards.
>>142981310What about Ryback?
>>142981310>goodNone throw and interception like this
no good quarterback has ever had a pass tipped for an interception
I am ready to meet my new stepchildren Caleb and JJ.
They're scared of Love again, what else is new.
>>142981441he throws off his back foot just like aaron rodgers did. his mechanics are fine
>>142981071Based god right here
>>142981505i know you just started watching last year but he learned it from rodgers who learned it from favre. these types of throws have been in green bay for 30 years at this point.
>Ja'Marr Chase, Zac Taylor decline to get into details of why the star WR isn't practicingThis is why burrow is never going to win a ring. He's a chase babby but Jamar chase is too lazy to want it all. Burrow isn't winning shit in shitcinati with chase
>>142964709you are gay and so is minnesota
>>142981334>some holdingA serious understatement. The past half decade has been defined by the Chiefs getting refball'd upwards. So many times at the Bills' expense. If Buffalo was serious about making the Owl, they need to make the team more marketable for the larger stage. Post-skill football means they need some feel-good story like a Taylor Swift romance or a Damar Hamlin disney climax.
https://x.com/chargers/status/1816647876975456301could your coach?
>>142975769Of all things this has me worried.
>>142980701They should have never allowed a baseball player in our league.
>scared>of this RAC-babby mutt throwing 7-yard out routes and letting his WRs do all the work for himkek, 5th year NFL QB, btw.
>>142980701>crowd goes insane because the mutt threw an uncontested "touchdown" in practice. >IN PRACTICE.
>>142981903keep seething, retard
>>142981964>re-retard!kek, the packturd "owner" is a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeething bitch, yet again.
>y-you're se-seething about our new "franchise QB!"kwab
>>142981775No, he's too little. He'd be a better route runner than Harbaugh though.
>>142981637WTF is his problem he got the bag. Reid and Belichick would never allow that.
>>142982078>Reid and Belichick would never allow that.Chris Jones sat out a regular season game because of contract reasons just this past year, dummy.
Getting injured in training camp is such a kwab thing
>>142982122It's also shitty coaching
>plays an ungodly amount of smash>is a ness main>incineroar is his secondary Incineroar is a but sus
I know Rodgers is old now but I wouldn't sleep on the Jets this year. They still have a top 5 defense and I could see them winning at least 10 games, if not more. They're definitely sneaking into the wildcard.
I could suck a mean dick right about now
>>142982095Sitting out for contract reasons is common, but Chase doesn't have a contract problem. That's Higgins.
>>142982293Chase is up for a contract extension and has watched the WR market explode. He absolutely has a contract problem.
>>142982232>is a ness mainKnew I hated this faggot
I’m a Fox main. What team should I support?
>>142982384Based. I’m not even a Faiders fan but I want the mutt to get his neck snapped. Dont care if it’s Crosby, the Bosas, Watt, don’t care. Kill him. Make the statmutt cry too
Snap this bussy
theirs no reason cfb and madden shouldnt be the same game and you can play georgia vs carolina
>>142982516>And the final score is. Carolina. 137. Georgia. 3.
>>142982384>"Muh bulletin board material"lol, lmao evenGood to see >we are in high spirits.
>>142982380what is a fox main?
>>142982540I thought we were talking about smash like manchildren? I mained Fox since the Melee days.Now what nfl team should I root for?
>>142977748imagine a dykequeens jacket kek
>>142978546Holy based
>>142982384Astoundingly embarrassing. How do raiders fans have anything but shame for the unserious clown show that team is?
>>142982540a CHAD
>>142982701You know "No Fun League" isn't meant to be literal, right?
>>142982724Complete lack of self respect. High schoolers would be more focused and mature and less plainly cringe.
>>142982433
>>142982746It was a fan that brought it to the training camp, they were just messing around with the fans but of course someone had to record and put it on the internet
>>142982761His team doesn't know what having fans is like, so he won't understand.
>>142982384cringe
>>142982756Cry more for your flopping mutt
New>>142982855>>142982855>>142982855
I’m trying to make new op with headlines but redzone won’t load
>>142982843>Cry more>Literally begging for anyone to kill a man you don't know>Because he's good at his jobKWAB
>>142982865The site is down, I'll post them in the new thread when I get the chance. You're free to do so as well when the site comes back online, fren.
>>142982384funny how they even got the mutt's dingleberry haircut correct.
