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>Patty Cuckitini
>>142982855BASED
>>142982855Nothing would please me more than to see the Choofs miss the playoffs.
My Steelers :(
>>142982855Objectively funny. They just better to back it up.
>>142982931It'll be an emotion filled game, that's for sure. With Pierce at the helm everybody is going to be fired up come gameday. You can't win a battle on will alone, but you sure as hell won't finish one without it.
>>142982855funny how they even got the mutt's dingleberry haircut correct.
>>142982931The Choofs are the more talented team, but for somehow in the whackiness of the football universe the Raiders surpassed them in pure SOVL. Season will be interesting nonetheless.
>>142983016>Raiders>SOVLCap
>>142983016>The Choofs are the more talented teamsure helps the STATS and YARDS and POINTS when the reffies come to your rescue every time you fuck up.
>>142983016>somehowIt's been that way since before the merger. Flyover bullshit doesn't equate to HECKIN SOVL
>>142982855>The only team to win a playoff game in Allegiant Stadium is the Chiefskek
>>142983122Fitting that MaKEKolmes participated in on of the saddest cuck presentations ever. His wife's foot must be proud.
>>142983122Neat, so anyways
>>142983135Hey don't bully his wife. It's hard being being cuckqueaned by other women when your husbands on the road.
>mfw the Jags win the Owl this year
>>142983056If they were still in Oakland or atleast in LA I would argue against. But I agree that Las Vegas doesn’t deserve professional sports teams
>>142983155Unironically true
>>142983213LV sports is ascending and your opinion will never matter. Stay cucked
>>142983056The fanbase, despite the move and goodell actively fucking them over (Gruden), they do have soul, much less than before but still a crazy amount of it, they need to lower ticker prices so actual raiders fan can come visit
Damn you got that brother seething
>>142983284What do they have? Golden Knights? No one cares about hockey. The only reason people in LV care about them is because they rallied behind them after the Vegas snipe shooting.>AcesOh woah wow back to back championships! Too bad no one cares about womens basketball lel
>all these newfags not spelling soul with a Vplebians. The chiefs are the most soVLfull team
the raiders are so easy to hate but I admit I like when they're a good team so mine has a villain
How many seasons if you had to guess?
>>142983311>m-muh heckin politerinos HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAjust go to bed, kid
>>142983318They lost all their sovl with this manufactured t*ylo* s**f* shit, they had a chance to regain it with that bank robber and blew it when mahomes was found to be a cuck
>>142983311Oakland A's are moving to Vegas apparently.
>>142983335Unironically true
>>142983301Raiders are more popular for the logo and dress-up than for the football. The definition of superficial.
Should I pull the trigger on pic related? I can't see myself wanting any current player's jersey in the legacy reds but there's something about getting this jersey with a pre-WWII player that feels novel and hardcore.
>>142982855kek
>>142983339Yeah. They’ll be playing in Sacramento for a while. Reminder the As played a part in the relocation of the team
>>142983344lol fag
>>142983341And the fans beating your ass in a parking lot, chanting fuck X player, having a lot of scary rocker white dudes, scary rapper black dudes, scary in general latin dudes, sexy cheerleaders... i'd keep going but you'd think I was a fan of them
>>142983335lol
>>142983361God I so badly want a Raiders-Eagles owl and see both fanbases kill each other
>>142983380Eagles fans are notorious for being fake tough guys which is why Nick Siriwigger is so perfect for them.
>>142983344I would personally advise against it as the jersey in question is aesthetically ugly and is too expensive to justify the purchase.I think it's clear if you look at the original jerseys the century red is based on, the entire shape and material is so different that it's hard to even consider it a throwback. It would however be cool to own a Mel Hein jersey. But very few of us even know who that is.
>>142983366See that ain't sovl, that's corny zoomer tier shit with the old boomer element designed to trick young viewers into believing the team is cool, popular and sovlful, and once you recognize it, you can never ignore it, especially in vidya, these nu-chiefs are similar to that nu-saints row game that flopped in terms of aesthetic and sovl, and before you get mad or accuse me of being mad or whatever, remember I am neutral and don't have a dog in this race
>>142983361>Scary fansI'm not afraid of Mad Max cosplayers.
>>142983394Yeah but if you understand the fear of being outnumbered, you'll get nervous, like when you're walking in a dark street and you see a couple black dudes and think "oh shit, better watch this guy"
There’s stories that apparently raiders fans would sneak knives in the Oakland Coliseum and take turns stabbing a dummy wearing the opps uniform kekAnother funny thing is back in the LA days, you could attend a raiders game by handing in your gun
>>142983394You should be
>>142983284woah woah woah we gotta lifelong vegas knight fan here kwab
>>142983391>nu-saints rowgoddamn, I'm not even a queefs fan but that is fucking cold
>>142983413t.
So anyway
>>142983421Fanbases start somewhere, cuck
>>142983454>Raiderfan>Obsessed with cucksChecks out
>>142983454mmmm gary must LOVE you. buy the jersey, good goy,
Yeah im thinking thats a rape
Sigh…
>>142983408they need to bring this back fuck vegas
>>142983522>kirk cousins
>>142983391Is Weird Al boomer?
PLS SIR! FUCK MY BUSSY!
>>142973590>>142973590He got married it was stunning and gorgeous and crazy work or something
>>142983548He's 64, so yeah a boomer basically.
i only just noticed that smokey the bear is just shirtless all the time. im a huge proponent of the shirtless lifestyle but in smokey’s case he’s a fucking bear, he doesn’f need a shirt or pants. the shovel i get because he’s super autistic about forest fires and thats very based but the pants imply external genitals where they dont really need to. look at king kong, you never once realized that his gigantic ape cock should be flopping around all the time if not previously ripped off by one of the horrible things on skull island, why imply smokey is so hung that he needs pants? the parks service cant back off on it now though because he’s been wearing pants for like 80 years. cock implications aside, if he lost the pants now he’d be naked, not just a bear. its like how donald duck cant go shirtless without being a naked degenerate either despite a sailor outfit being superfluous on a duck.smokey’s got no shoes either. just noticed that too. thats fucking weird too.the hat i get though, that’s kino. anyway go pants
The fuck lel
Unfunny poohbitch
Why is everyone sleeping on the Browns?
this looks fucking stupidfuck player safety, I want the sport to look cool and not a bunch of bobbleheads running aroundalso didnt they do a study where adding more padding to the helmet doesnt even solve the concussion problem so whats even the pointbetter off getting rid of helmets entirely and making people be more careful with contacting other players
>>142984151>entire chorgers OL dies againpoor philip herbert
>>142984151>Alex "meme connoiseur" LeatherwoodRIP Bustin Pervert
Kelce will get a songhttps://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1ecezeq/totally_not_a_red_flag_taylors_view_on_breakup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>142984880Kelce was always getting a song, only question was what would it be about
>>142983056Raiders have always had the most SOVL. Especially since their 1970s Soul Patrol secondary.
>>142984127Because Peanut Oil is their QB
>>142983344Can't imagine anything more soulless. Just get his actual jersey rather than the plastic blackface version.
So what do yall think about my preseason rankings?1) Chiefs2) 49ers3) Ravens4) Dolphins5) Jets6) Eagles7) Lions8) Bills9) Cowboys10) Bengals11) Texans12) Browns13) Packers14) Rams15) Steelers16) Saints17) Falcons18) Raiders19) Jaguars20) Buccaneers21) Chargers22) Seahawks23) Colts24) Cardinals25) Titans26) Vikings27) Giants28) Patriots29) Bears30) Panthers31) Commanders32) Broncos
>>142985813They're shit
>>142985813
>>142985813Jets too high, Browns too high, Bucs too low, Raiders too high
1. Chiefs2. 49ers3. Texans4. Ravens5. Lions6. Bengals7. Packers8. Eagles9. Dolphins10. Bills11. Rams12. Jets13. Cowboys14. Browns15. Buccaneers16. Seahawksidc about the rest they're not making the playoffs
>>142987727>Texans at 3>49ers above ravens or bengalsRest of the list is fine.
>>142987770Texans are a damn good team. I'll stand by that all the way. I don't think I even need to argue why the 49ers are 2.
>>1429879091 decent season isn't enough to put them at 3Plus CJ isn't the most cerebral QB so let's see how he handles teams having a seasons worth of tape on him
>>142988142it's 1 decent season + all the talent they acquired in the offseason. stroud can regress a bit (i expect he will) and they will still be a better team overall.
Dan Le Batard said Max Kellerman was paid by ESPN not to work for 2 years and now that arrangement is coming to an end. I predict he's going to take Skip Bayless job on Undisputed but the question is, which black athlete will be his debate partner?The Keyshawn-Max experiment didn't work, but the executives are so dumb they might go back in that direction. I can't listen to Keyshawn, something about the way he talks initiates my ADHD. Should just go with two non-black host, Nick Wright and Max Kellerman.
>>142985770>peanut oil and crab legsLET THEM COOK
>>142987909They were a good team but i dont think they have proven they are the third best team in the league. You do need to argue why the 49ers are better than the ratbirds or a healthy bungles(who both smoked them last season).
>>142984127>>142985770Deshaun Watson had so much potential. In 2020 he had a 70% completion percentage and led the league in passing yards. He was also arguably the best rushing QB, doing stuff that made Lamar seem slow. Makes you wonder what happened to him.1) He was a Texans roster baby?2) He's permanently rusty from taking a season off?3) He has no motivation to get good since all of his money is guaranteed?4) Injuries?5) Bad coaching?
>>142988542>Roster babyProbably not. I think he had actual talent>RustyAge. He hit the running back wall. If he was in that position no one would question him starting a downward slope. As a passer i think its more of...>No motivation He got fully guaranteed and everyone already hates him. >Injuries Probably just lead to less motivation >CoachingJust being on the browns
No ffg so gonna ask here - who should I pick as my keeper? Finished 3rd in a 14 man league - feel like I don’t really have a keeper-friendly roster
>>142988426No they haven't proven it but I believe they will. 49ers kept virtually all of their talent, Ravens lost a lot. Bengals retooled and are on paper just as talented as before, they could be better than 6 for sure
>>142988542I really think the whole peanut oil ordeal has done quite a number on his psyche and he will never be the same player again.
>>142988581Dak or Kittle
>>142988542>Deshaun WatsonHe never has to work again, he's probably buried in escorts as we speak
>>142988578>He got fully guaranteed and everyone already hates him.>>142988656>He never has to work again, he's probably buried in escorts as we speakThe craziest thing about his 5 year, 230M contract is that all of it is guaranteed. He's been injured for the last two seasons, so this guy is literally being paid hundreds of millions of dollars to sit on the bench and watch football. Only thing better than that would be getting paid to have sex which he ALSO was doing when the team was paying for masseuses. Say what you want about the guy, but he's winning the game of life.
>>142988709He's following the Jimmy G playbook. Get guaranteed money, flame out, fuck pornstars
I remember saying that the Texans could be a contender in as little as 2 years, it seems like they've reached that status already but we will see.
>Trent Williams>Brandon Aiyuk>CeeDee Lamb>Haason Reddick
>>142988581No one cares about your fantasy team
>>142987727Seems reasonable, but I would move the Texans down a slot or two.
>>142986765caucasians can't say 'nigga', please keep that word out of your mouth.
>>142984151>this looks fucking stupidIt's literally supposed to looks stupid. The dumber it looks the easier it is to convince people it's actually doing something. It's all a farce. If they actually want to prevent injuries they need to make football illegal. In reality they just want the public to think they're Doing Something so people continue buying the slop.
Where were you when football was saved?
>>142986668I didn't care what you think anyways :(
>>142988542He has the 3rd highest career passer rating of all time.
>>142989070go eagles
>>142988318>>>/tv/
>>142988901I don't fault you for having that thought.
>>142988656You think they're oiling up his booty hole still?>>142988709Saint Hamlin already won the game of life
>>142983583Jared Goff looks like he drinks a lot of milk
>PEANUT OIL SKEEEEUP! PEANUT OIL. They said the boy wanted peanut oil in his booty hole! Now Skeeup, you lie down for dem massages, aint not one time, nevuh, you gun say ‘Che put it right dere in my bootyhole’.And whadda league do Skeeeup?! Tell the boy he out for 6 gayums? SIX GAYUMS SKEEEUP! You mean to tell me i could be out here with all dese women up in my booty and aint no one gonna say nuttin? What has dis world come to Skeeeup?
>>142988318Nick recently told someone in an interview that he went out of his way to let the bosses know that he wasn’t interested in replacing Shannon when he left. He said he likes the format and chemistry on ftf and doesn’t want to end the show.
>>142983696The 50s or whatever were a very homoerotic time
>>142989280Minisoda should start planning out the 8th pick in the draft now
>>142985704Maybe the Raiders had soul in 1970. But not today. Them and their entire fanbase act like the toughest team around. Meanwhile they haven’t won the division in two decades with a fanbase that doesn’t show up to games, just buy the merch.
>>1429892800 owl wins is truly the thinking man's hat
>>142989280The Vikings have 3 conference championships. If you give them 4 then you have to give the Lions 4.
>>142989280>minnishitters insecure cause detoilet had a single good seasonkek
>>142989280Big think time
>>142983696>in smokey’s case he’s a fucking bear, he doesn’f need a shirt You post a picture of a bear wearing a shirt daily. It’s your favorite. You don’t even agree with yourself.
>>142989420>Detroit talking all the shit after only one good season>Will still ask for sympathy if they choke again this year
>>142989280>two owlless teams talking about who is less shittylmfao
If conference championships don't matter then neither do owls.
>>142989280>retard fightahahahahaha
Be straight with me, brosIs Dobbsanity ever coming back?
>>142989484Pooh has giant areolas
What did they mean by this?
>>142989709Could be, if a team loses their starter to injury and makes an offer the Niners can't refuse.Side note, related to backup QBs, I just realized Carson Wentz is on the Chiefs now? When did that happen?
>>142989816Who'd've though Kelce was the straightest man on that team
>>142989866
>>142989890why
>>142989862Wentz was with the Rams last year, but his style of play was too different from Staffords. So they went with Jimmy G.
>>142989355>act like the toughest team aroundEven when they're not good they're still in fact the toughest team around. The Raiders usually lead the league in fight win %. That's why when Richard Seymour punched Big Ben in the face, his offensive linemen didn't even pretend like they wanted to go after Seymour.
>>142989936ESPN Body Issue, and lack of insecurity
>>142989964Fratboy faggotry vibes
>>142989862>I just realized Carson Wentz is on the Chiefs now? When did that happen?A few months backDude will probably win another rang for bench warming
>>142989960Getting into fights on the field is a typical KWAB move for teams that are losing the game and can’t handle the disappointment. Also where’d you find that win % stat?
mahom3s
>>142983331Three tops maybe four, I mean the first thing this nig did is install a basketball court in their training facility lmao!
>>142990202Sucks
>>142990262Willing to bet the Pats and maybe Saints were the only teams without a basketball court at the facilities
>>142990393Was it Sirianni that thought he was so cool because he played horse with draft prospects on their visits?
>>142990193No it's not, you're projecting because you're obviously a fan of the Niners or some other equally faggy team.And I got that stat from watching the games. >>142990193
>>142990187Watch him not even win the backup job.
>>142990202Mahonm3<7s
>>142990580He’s going to be their QB not so sneaky sneak player for 3rd and 4th down situations.
tfw you realize Carson Wentz has as many rings as Aaron Rodgers
>>142990656Having rings and earning them are different things
>>142989280>No, I’m the 3rd best franchise in the division!
The Eagles would not have won the super bowl if they hadn't had Carson Wentz.
>>142990436>Claim Raiders and fans act like tough guys but it's all fake>Fan then makes up stats about winning fightsCase and Point.
>>142983696This post is offtopic
>>142988542Skin color?
>>142983202I hope Dougie reigns in Press Taylor's autism this year. Also not confident in the o line.Excited to see what Nielsen can do with Joshy and Travon. Hope the secondary shapes up.
I have a tiny white penis
>>142990876Kek
>>142990947Announcing reports is a bannable offense
>>142988542JJ Watt literally publicly apologized to him because the team was so bad so calling him a rosterbaby would be asinine asaten and asaeleven
>>142991008That’s what your mom said to me last night
>>142991008Anyways, go Pack go
>>142990902Name one Raider who lost a fight on the field. I'll wait.Actually, I need to go to sleep. But I trust someone else will hold you accountable while I slumber.
>>142991008based
Reminder that white men simply can't help themselves. They all are fruitcakes on the inside and everyday is a fight to not give into their submissive, buttslut, cocksucking nature.
>>142990902Gayder fans are literal bottom of the barrel of Murrican' Society trash! They are white trash, nigs, dumb low IQ spics etc...Faider fans can't even talk to you about the game its self because their a dysfunctional organization that hasn't done shit in over 20 odd years! All the can do is scream RAIDUHS! over and over again in their drunken stupor! there is no point in wasting your breathe with these boneheaded losers. The funny thing is that Mark Davis keeps making money off of these tards and is laughing all the way to the bank!
>>142988542>He was a Texans roster baby?This. They had bad QBs between he and Stroud but now that they have a competent field general, you can tell how talented the roster is, especially on the offensive side. Collins looked like a top 5 WR, while Dell, Brown, and Woods were solid, too. Just imagine if the Texans still had Cooks last season. They've had good personnel, Mills just wasn't the guy and Lovie's defense was out-of-date.
>>142991357>t. Assmad chorger fan
bussyposting realSeacocks, please explain this zesty nigga you drafted
>>142991357https://youtu.be/RkId07Gn_MU?si=xak2lBEEkp-HZPM2
My Bears finna fuck around and win the North :)
>>142992237
>>142992237>>142992267Just let the man live
>>142992237>>142992267>xhehawks
>>142992267>15k over one night they spent together >Fifteen thousand dollarsTrans hookers are really that expensive?
>>142992263Based Bearbro
>>142992432there is the package add-on, that's why
>>142992237>>142992267Just downright peculiar
>>142991145Off the top of my head, Crabtree after Talib snatched his chain.
>>142992237Is he saying he wants to get a blowjob, or is that something else?
>>142992237>>142992267>herIsn't prostitution illegal in Washington state?
>>142991145Whitworth beat a raider defender one on one so the team jumped him. Did woman shit too going for his eyes. Imagine being less tough than the fucking Bengals.
>>142992746She’s not a prostitute she’s a trans OF model
>>142992539Crabtree was ready to throw hands with a helmet off while talib kept his on and missed a sucker punch kek
>>142992774Since when do you spend 15k nights with OF ethots?Did they have a sleepover and watch Lord of the Rings while eating caviar and drinking 70 year old wine or something?
>>142992237There's nothing wrong with being fucked in the ass, the prostate is an erogenous zone.
>>142992927Looked it up, Talib kept his helmet on while he was throwing Crabtree kept throwing punches. Crabtree even got a lick while his teammate was holding Talib.
>>142993856https://youtu.be/1-6Dt-0lloMfot those wanting to see it
got a quick game of classic tecmo in
>>142982855LaKermitus
>>142992267Not cheating if its a twink
>>142992237>>142992267
>>142996297Where's the lie though
>>142992249Kek. That also reminds me of that one black kid crying about how the cowboys lost to the raiders on Thanksgiving
>>142992267Down-low is a real thing in the African American community
>>142995742How do you explain to your wife how you contracted HIV?
>>142997272Down-low is hilarious. They engage in homosexuality but do it in a hyper masculine way since they want it to be different from white homosexuality which is considered gay, and when both are finished with the deed they go back to acting normal as if nothing ever happened. It's usually bjs and zero affection or emotion involved. Don't ask how I know all of this.
>>142995742This. If my gf ever cheated on me with a girl I wouldn't consider it cheating. If anything I would get mad that I didn't get invited to watch.
>>142999676Even he's not dumb enough to do a twink escort raw.
Reminder that Mina Kimes said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" when the Bills drafted Josh Allen over Josh Rosen.
>>142999946Mina kimes was proven right about that. Allen was shit in college and has been a below average passer in the league. What she didn't realize is how good of a hybrid running back he would be. Look at Allen's stats without Diggs.
>>143000409>Allen was shit in college incorrect>and has been a below average passer in the league.Incorrect.
>>143000479Nick Wright made a graph that showed he was ranked 10th - 15th in various stats in the last couple of seasosn. Don't recall it off the top of my head. If you ignore his >black running QB stats he's mediocre.
>>143000825>Nick Wright made a graph that showedPilpul and irrelevant.
>>143000170Rosen would have been fine if he hadn't gone to the Cards
>>143001250Has there ever been a successful jew QB in the NFL?
>>142985813Flip the Bears and the Jest and it's perfect.
>>143001250incorrect
My Rammies :)
Here's Josh Allen's league rankings in a few stat categories across his career. He was elite in 2020 but since then I think he just throws too many ints to really be in the top tier of QBs.
>>143002957see>>143001099
>>143003024I don't give a fuck about Nick Wright, I've never read or listen to anything he's said. Suck my dick.
>>142995451>55 and 45 passing yards
>That will be 53 million plus tip
>lelphins
>Drake Maye has looked pretty good so farIt's over for the NFL
>>143004040He's shit, sorry
>Friends don't let friends dress like they play for the Los Angeles RamsThanks for the free advertising Ryan.
>>143004040>pretty good>but not quite good enough to beat out Jacoby Brissett
A lot of niggas are getting paid because of the position, not because of merit
>>143004040>Carson Wentz/Will Levis regenWaste of time to care
>>142989279who gives a shit what that greasy nasty grimy little slimeball wants? his takes are trash, he literally only exists as a piece of trash to suck off Cowherd and his show is three morons screaming dumb takes and interrupting each other. you literally cannot have a successful talk show with more than 2 people and he's so fucking gross to look at that he should be dumped immediately. (((clan))) nepotism at its finest - I cannot think of an uglier human being on tv in my life. name one, I dare you to try.
>>143004157Not even just position, it's teams being afraid that they can't improve on average
Trevor Lawrence. He will be elite! He just needs more time!
>>142985813Bears weren't that bad last season and only got way better through the offseason. Going from Fields to Williams is akin to the Texans going from Mills to Stroud.Also, >Jests>>143001490Correct
Does anybody have the Pooa dancing zesty in the locker room webm? I need it for the collection.
>NFCN1. Lions2. Vikings (wildcard)3. Packers4. Bears>NFCE1. Cowboys (bye)2. Giants3. Eagles4. Commies>NFCS1. Saints2. Falcons (wildcard)3. Panthers 4. Bucs>NFCW1. Cardinals2. 49ers (wildcard)3. Rams4. Seahawks
>>142983344the Montreal Canadiens became a football team?
>>143005934kek you're an idiot
>>143005934Amazing, you got literally every single position wrong. I feel like that actually takes skill.
>>143005986You're right. I went back and forth on it, but my initial instincts were correct and I should've had the Seahawks over the Rams. My hatred of the Pacific northwest may have clouded my judgement.
>>143005070TLaw is just white Deshit Rapeson. Clemshit QBs are trash in the NFL and anyone who thinks otherwise is just objectively wrong. Peanut Oil was a JJ Watt defensebab who never did anything and tricked the dumbest franchise in sports into thinking he was "held back" by his team. And now Faggy McGirlhair just signed a team-imploding contract after showing he can only win a playoff game against one of the biggest collapses of all time. Surely he's destined for greatness, right Faguar fans? How people defend players that show you every year they aren't it is just beyond me, but this place is full of retards like Temujin and JFFM so who knows. People here still think Derek Carr was good.
kek lol oh nofor a second i thought that grier actually got a clue and wouldn't go through with re-signing pooa this offseason despite the reportscongrats on committing franchise suicide, lolphins
>>143002957Josh Allen is, was, and always will be a fantasy QB first and foremost. He's at best an average real life QB, and how someone feels about him is a good barometer for "can you differentiate fantasy from reality"
>>143006529Dallass is going to have to pay Dick Poopscott $60 mil per year L E L
>>143006490>>143006529AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY DID IT the absolute madmen. 4 more years of laughing at Bahama bitch I can't wait the LOLphins are fucking over. God I hope he gets concussed again
>>142982855Dolphin Chads, what do we think? I was expecting it to come in at $60 mil/yr, so I'm stoked with this contract.
>>143006529There is only one top 5 QB in that group
>>143006529>frauds breaking the bank; collapsing franchisesAhahahahahahahah do Jordan Love now!!
>>143006666MY Giants are paying Dak, actually
>>143006849It's based on recency of signing not quality
>>143006529Once again, apologize to Howie
>Jordan Love tradedGreen Gay ohnonononoNO
>>143006529The Mutt isn't even on the listKeksimus Maximus
>>142989816They mean that moms are for sure putting that one on the fridge because it's a wholesome photo
>>143007146He probably makes more on endorsements then all of them combined
>>143003228>passing when you have bo and barryalso schroeder vs peete, no thx
>"uh oh...UH OH...OH NO...OH WOW...!"
>>143007051>Jordan Love traded >semen with man he met at truck stop outside of milwaukee
>>143007017>Fire your DC mid race when you're 10-3 and replace him with Fat MattNice job lol
Imagine giving 53 million a year to tua turndaballova...
>>143002957>>143001099>>143000479>>143000409If you ignore his rushing stats he's a basic bitch. Led the league in turnovers and has 60 fumbles. He's had a top 5 defense and offense for the last 6 seasons so you can't blame it on his team. Allen is elite if you add in his rush TDs, but as a QB he's just slightly above average.
>>143006529Bills are winning the AFC East for the remainder of the decade.
>>143007146>>143007279Colin Cowherd said he makes 40M to 45M from endorsements. It pays for QBs to take team friendly deals and win more. He wouldn't be making all that money if he wasn't winning rings.
>>143007279He also has 3 more rangz than every other QB on that list combined who have a total of 0 rangz
>>143006529what a joke this has become.
>>143000479>>Allen was shit in college>incorrecthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Allen#College_careerThese college stats are meh so Mina was justified. She was proven right for Allen's first season where he had more INTs than TDs. If we're being honest he didn't get good until Diggs got there, so it makes you wonder how he'll look without him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyBSu6xOdqY
>>143000825>mediocre
212.4m
>>143006529List is kinda bullshit since Peanut Oil will be making 60+ million his last 2 years in the NFLPretty sure that's gonna make him the highest paid QB for the next 2 seasons
>>143005070TBU. Jags offensive line was poop this season, Calvin Ridley was running schizo routes, and they still almost made the playoffs.>>143008683He ended up getting >us Fangio so I'd say it worked out
>>143007146He was the 2nd and 1st highest paid QB the past two years. only looking at AAV is misleading.
>>143010003Like I said, if you ignore his rushing he's mediocre. Your pic shows him rushing. Did you not read?
>if you ignore half of the offense he's mediocreyikes
>>143009727Are those numbers bad for college? I really have no idea, I don't follow amateur sports. Those rating numbers are huge though, wtf.
>>143009727True. Josh Allen didn't become seen as a great QB until 2020 when he took a massive leap in improvement.
>>143010583Yeah, they only ever do that shit with Allen, too, if you try it with Jackson you're a rayciss
>>143007718
>>143010162Even worse than I thought63 million for the next 3 seasons, all fully guaranteed, and that's not even counting the draft picks they gave the Toxins for him>2024 $63,774,678 >2025 $63,977,000 >2026 $63,977,000
>>143010685>True. Josh Allen didn't become seen as a great QB until 2020 when Diggs joined he took a massive leap in improvement.Fixed that for you anon.
>>143010194>almost made the playoffs**AFC south
>>143008766He's a country gunslinger, like Favre with lower IQ but bigger and faster. Fun QB to watch but not great for actually winning. It'll only get worse this year, he basically has zero weapons left.
>>143010875>Yeah, they only ever do that shit with Allen, too, if you try it with Jackson you're a raycissNo, it's actually the opposite. They mock black QBs for relying on rushing yet give Allen a pass for it.
>>143010465If you close your eyes and don't watch football, all the players kinda seem the same.
>Mac Jones reportedly "noticably outplaying" TLaw so far in camp. Tense scene with the major contract signed only months ago
>"Immense talent but he makes a lot of mistakes," the exec said to ESPN's Jeremy Fowler. "He's underdeveloped at winning at the line of scrimmage, tends to lock on to targets, more of a thrower than precision passer, forces throws into traffic
>>143011729TLaw is a fraud
>>143011751offseason drivel fluff piece to get engagement on twitter and you took the bait
>>143011487To be fair, Josh Allen looked almost like a completely different QB that year. In his first two seasons, he seemed really raw and limited but somehow that off-season he really put it all together and became elite.
>>143011729why doesn't he just buy a dog?
>>143011751He was overrated. He was discussed as the best QB in football, an equal to Mahomes. At best he's 4th, behind Lamar and Burrow.
>>143011503>Favre with lower IQThis is biologically impossible
>>143011890>QB looks average for his first 2 seasons.>Then gets a top 5 WR>QB suddenly looks goodWhat does that remind you of? He's Tua with rushing TDs.
>>143011964I would take Joshy boy over both of them because he isn't injured half of the time.
>>143012046>injuries>ability to play in the cold>ability to play beyond November
>>143012046Tua doesn't look like he's significantly improved individually from say his 2nd year in the league, he just got a better coach and fast as hell receivers, he isn't really making any better throws or leading the team any different than he was already doing.
>>143012046ITT people defending Hawaiian Kirk Cousins
>Puka still an absolute zoom goober>Jordan Whittington looking good in drillsLove Sneads WR meme magic.
>flip on NFL Live>three women talking Amazing
Tua has played 8 less games, yet their stats are similar. Both looked like shit for their first 2 seasons, then got an elite WR1 and magically looked better. I'm seeing twins.
>>143012554Maybe next year you should sit down and actually see some NFL games.
>>143012679Statmutt is retarded
>>143011729source?
>>143012766Many lolphins 'fans' are
>>142983339>be the shitty of Oakland>smack in the middle of one of the most affluent areas in the world>full of enlightened people who are all progressive as fuck >high taxes, lax policing, hipster school boards, gay as fuck, ((diverse)) as fuck>leftist wet dream>it's a perpetually broke shithole that can't even afford to keep the most ghetto franchise in baseball
>>142999743How do you know all this?
today marks 1 year of travis and taylor together
my company got acquired so I lost my really good vision insurance but right before I lost it I got glasses that I knew I needed for the last 4 years and now a bunch of cuties at work tell me I look great with them and it make me feel greatanyway go dolphins
>>143012902The As fucked the city up. Raiders needed a new stadium. The As wanted a new one as well. The city was gathering money for it, Instead, they sign a lease over the Coliseum, ending any chances the nfl team staying.It’s hard to believe Oakland three professional teams that were great in the 20th century
>>143012913If you ask one of them about it they'll never tell you. So I don't know what you're talking about. I've already forgotten.
>>143012554First of all:You could not find two more stylistically different quarterbacks. Tua is a quick distributor. That's a skill set, no question, but he's reliant on Mike McDaniel's scheme and speedy skill players creating spaces to throw into. Stronger armed QBs like Allen are less scheme dependent.Secondly:>>their stats are similar>those TDs>those rushing statsThird:Everyone expected Allen to look like shit in his first two years. He's basically Brett Favre 2.0. Incredible physical ability but also extremely raw coming out of college. Tua was advertised as "Pro Ready".
>>143011490*Was unironically the 2nd best AFC division
>>143013501I'm not arguing they're similar, I'm arguing Tua is better as a pure passer. More yards per game, less INTs, superior completion percentage and passer rating, etc.... When you factor in Allen's running back stats and canon arm he's obviously better. My original argument is that Allen isn't that special when you ignore the rushing.
>>143013501Both were sus before they got Diggs and Tyreek. Look at their stats for their first two seasons before they got Tyreek and Diggs.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Allen#NFL_career_statisticshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tua_Tagovailoa#NFL_career_statistics
>>143010623Those numbers would be bad on an elite team but for a shitter team like Wyoming where he was probably the only NFLer on his sideline and they weren't using a pass happy offense they're pretty good
>>143013750>My original argument is that Allen isn't that special when you ignore the rushing.nta but of course he isn't special when you take away his running ability, his running ability is what makes him special
>>143013086Shut nubahamafag
If you plug Allen onto that Miami team, they unironically beat the Chiefs in that wild card
>>143014210Well then maybe Allen should request a trade instead of wasting another year of his prime youth on a team that’s clearly rebuilding
Mahomes response to the Raiders:https://youtu.be/kHZRy0YtiqI?t=29
>>142988318I just want one fucking show without the obligatory ethnic balancing. Because it only works one way. Blacks are the lest prevalent ethnic group in the country. You can have shows with 4 black panelists, no whites, no hispanics and it's cool. But a whitish jew and an actual caucasian being on a show together would be some unfathomable act of discrimination or something. The "we have to have at least one black guy where's the black guy" mentality has produced almost nothing but pure ass. Keyshawn sucks, Irvin sucks, Sherman sucks, LeSean McCoy sucks, Kendrick Perkins sucks, Dwayne Wade sucks, Booger sucks, Shannon was fun when he had someone to play off his ghettoness but Club Shay Shay is club Ass Ass and Stephen A. Smith is allegedly popular but I have never met anyone IRL or on the internet who will admit to finding him even tolerable.Why do we have to force it? If you find a Charles Barkley then by all means give him a job. And if he can make Shaq seem interesting, go ahead and pair them up. But it has to actually work. None of these people work.
>>142988810
>>143014457it makes sense to have a black guy as a panelist because many former athletes were black and a lot of black people like sports. Most caucasians don't really care about sports.
>>143014457>enjoy shows hosted exclusively by whities for the last X decades>get pissed the instant a black hosted show pops upget fucked bitch
>>143011751This is objectively true, and not even very difficult to see. He's an incredible athlete and can fucking launch the ball, and he can even win you games a lot of the time, but he's not consistently an elite QB.
>>143013655Chiefs, Ravens, Bills, and arguably even the Dolphins were all better than Texans.
>>143014457
Are you rooting for the right espee?!https://nflteampicker.nfl.com/
>>143014457Incredible that you care enough to write this essay
>>143014668>things getting worse is good because things used to be worse for X GROUPPathetic
>>142983339Vegas here. We're also in the early stages of building yet another arena on the Strip for an NBA team as part of a $10 Billion dollar luxury complex. So A's in '28, NBA in '29-'30,The city and the NBA want an expansion team but Seattle needs to get their shit together to make that happen. So if your team has a shitty arena get ready for threats to move by your team's owner Milwaukee.>Vegas Megabucks
>>143013750Arbitrarily removing sections of stats is a retarded coping mechanism. Dolphins just sold away their future by marrying Tua for that much money. Florida's own Daniel Jones.
>>143014862Dumb as shit, why would I do this
>>143014862FUCK! NO IM NOT BROWN!
>>143015144Welcome to the Ramily
>>143015091Because it’s not like you have a job or anything
>>143014996>things are worse because the skin color changed
>>143013750>>143013950>Tua is better as a pure passer>When you factor in Allen's ... canon arm he's obviously better.So Tua isn't better as a pure passer.Arm strength matters a ton. It basically gives you an extra half second to make a read since you can throw off-platform and the ball gets to the target faster. Miami's offense works the way it does--all speed, no Oline investment--is because it's specifically designed to compliment Tua's skill set. His arm isn't strong enough to make a delayed throw, but he does have a very quick release. So gameplan around getting the ball out ASAP. The problem is that if McDaniel ever loses the rock-paper-scissors against the defense, the whole play is boned. Whereas Allen has like twenty different ways to rescue a dead play.
>>143014305Allen is going to be a great quarterback for a long time. He'll eventually lose his rushing ability, but that arm can carry an offense into his 40s.
>>143013162The Raiders playing games on a field that still had a fucking baseball diamond on it was kind of accidentally soulful but at the same time it was an embarrassment. Imagine playing for the most lucrative sports league the world has ever seen and your home grass has dirt patches all over it like booby traps because neither you nor the baseball team can have a dedicated field for your own individual use. Also I find it amusing that the same armchair socialists who want to increase taxes across the board and have the government subsidize literally every facet of human existence get their panties in a bunch when discussing stadium financing.
>>142982855>raiders stirring the hornets nest
>>143014862Here was my top 10
>>143014374Cringe
>>142983339They're not making it out of Sacramento. Nobody is coming forward to provide funding because everyone in the business knows the owner is an utterly incompetent failson.
>>143015425Go watch a clip of Sportscenter from the 90s. Every on-air personality was objectively more talented, regardless of race. They were hired for talent instead of diversity and the outcome was diverse anyway. Prioritizing diversity over merit will always lead to incompetence being promoted and a worse overall product.
>>143015405It's so dumb though, makes no sense. Just because I would choose a beach for a vacation doesn't mean I want to live there or identify with beach towns.
>>143016025Why wouldn’t they? The city of Vegas is determined to be a sports team that they’re willing to steal any team with a taxpayer stadium
>>143016091Based, t.bh
look so basically the best move for the dolphins was to pay Tuaregardless of what you (an online retard) thinks he should be paid, the options the dolphins have are >pay Tua, who played every game last year and had (at least) above average statsOR listen to you and the other onlline retards that he sucks and (choose 1) >try to orchestrate a trade in fucking July>throw away this season and burn a year on multiple star contracts (Waddle, Reek etc.) and hope they get a high first round draft pick to get a QB that MIGHT pan outpaying Tua was the only option
>>143016025The Tropicana is getting imploded in October. The stadium will be built.
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select: Quinn Ewers. Quarterback. Texas.
>>143014811Broussard's actually all right. He has chemistry with the other guys. I can watch the show and not feel like he's there just to fill a checkbox. Same for Wilbon *most* of the time although I hate when he throws a pity party for himself because on time in 1962 a random guy looked at him weird for a second or whatever "racism" he thinks he encountered. Bruh, you got to attend a very respectable college, got an A+++ job 99% of all white people would kill for and now you make millions talking about sports for like 20 minutes a day. No one discriminated against you.
>>143015990What's cringe about it? He's basically saying they're going to beat the fuck out of the Raiders for that disrespect. Raiders HC ended up having a talk with those players in a meeting since he knows he's going to be the one to answer for it once the Raiders get booty blasted and his job is on the line.
>>143016768https://www.twitch.tv/livefootballsims
FOR SALE: Anybody out there wanna buy this for $212 million?
>>143016874Cam Newton also streaming NCAA Football 25https://www.twitch.tv/meandallmyk1ds
>>143014668Yeah I don't like the complete marginalization of my own ethnic group and the gross misrepresentation ethnic demographics in literally every form of media (according to commercials America is 50% black, 45% white, 5% hispanic and there's like 2 asians hiding somewhere in Rhode Island). Fuck me, right?
My reffies :)
>>143017188https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/32254145/sports-media-remains-overwhelmingly-white-male-study-finds
>>142993695The pats fan is back. You are fucking gross.
>>143017188this nigga getting upset at fictional characters in advertisement
>>143017093>JERRAH THE PRICE ON DAK KEEPS GOING UPWhat are Dem Boys going to do at this pace the number will be $70m/y
>>143014457>>143017188>watches the lowest effort shock value sports media on the planet>gets upset about too many blacksSports media that actually covers analytics and strategy is like 90% white. You are outting yourself so fucking hard, anon
why is schefter such a little bitch
>>143017665>study findsOh well then, Ill just ignore what I see with my own eyes every fucking day and go with what the study said. Good thing there's ((academics)) out there working to reveal the truth
>>143018378>mindbroken by the Chiefs: the image
Remaining ignorant to the world around you does not make you a free thinker.
>>143018361Would?
>>143018909KNOW ME BROKEN BY MY MASTER
Break this bussy, master
>>143016389Ineptitude. They painted themselves into a corner. Bum franchise.
>>143012679Yeah, watching Josh Allen makes it very apparent how fucking trash he is.
>>143015776The dirt in the round coliseum made it feel like attending a gladiator match. I agree. It was a dump but that was part of the charm
>>143018746I feel like the Bengals are at least semi-entitled to be salty about the Chiefs getting their balls washed constantly because they've actually beaten them in the playoffs. Reporters just want to bait them with questions about how Mahomes is better than Burrow but Burrow's the only guy besides Brady who can look at Mahomes and say he knows he can beat himThe team actually mindbroken by the Chiefs is Buffalo. Mahomes is doing to Buffalo what Brady did to, uh...Buffalo. I'm truely sorry about your lots Billsbros
*stares at you winningly*
>>143019186Enjoy second in the AFCE again :)
>>143018746yeah he looks real mindbroken there
>>143006612An idiotic statement on multiple levels.
>>143019086Based, just heard this on my after-work jog
>50 mil a year for a bottom 10 QBoof
Imagine arguing about Tua vs Josh Allen kek get baited harder dumb mutts
>>143019571>this guy here lol tua has been good. fucking worth it then the alternative. Just we cant expect much from in in december
>>143014862I got the Texans, stroud is pretty cool but I'll stick with my raiders
https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1816887774060118205>QB Lamar Jackson remains sidelined with an illness and will not practice today. He continues to undergo further evaluation and receive care from our medical team.Ravenfags, what's going on with Lameme? Sickle cell? Shitty diet during his youth turning into IBS/etc.?
I have a feeling Joey is gonna severely regress this year, won’t be the same after that injury
Who is your absolute favorite player in the NFL right now bros? For me, it's Damar Hamlin. I just get so hype whenever he hits the field on punt team
How many of you guys still watch college football?
>>143019712Who cares it's July cunt the real games are still 5 weeks away
>>143015939>mfw
lol
>>143019738>legacy will forever be dying on the field and getting a game cancelled
>>143006160Getting every single answer wrong requires knowing the right answer to every question, it's objectively as impressive as getting 100% correct.
>>143019712>loses significant mass over the offseason>immune system wreckedYeah, I'm thinking he fell for the plant based meme.
>>143019843Don’t respond to the autistic kiwicel
>>143018667>((academics))Why trust professionals when amateurs will do?
>>143019786Is anyone gonna answer my question?
Whatever happened to this mutt who got so assblasted by the Flaccie he threatened to tell the cops? KWAB
>>143020000>>143019999
>>143019872You'd think people would learn. Nobody was more of an autist about their diet than Brady and even he never fell for the vegan meme. Although we are talking about a guy with a 17 wonderlic whose mom is his agent. Its possible he's been eating nothing but skittles and sprite for like a weekAnyway, $185 mil guaranteed, lol.
>>143020070Not if you're going to be a woman about it.
>>143019577Lots of faggots, blacks, and jews in this thread. Tale as old as time.
>>143019920I trust professionals whose work can be objectively evaluated, not pseudoscientists who write opinion pieces
>>143020275One less negroid shitting up the Bills now that Diggs is gone. Fucking little retard can go shit it up for the Texans
>>143019786>>143020070I never did to begin with, although I might watch a few games this year just for the Deion schadenfruede.
>>143019355burrow only won that afccg because mahomes choked in the second half. I'm a bengals fan and even I realize this. We would have lost the next afccg even without the late hit on mahomes, our D wasn't stopping shit. Burrow is a glass cannon and can't preform when it matters. Remember the only playoff game they won decisively in the burrow era was the divisional against the bills.
>>143015939We finna ride on these fools
>>143020353Coach Prime
>>143020487Who
>>143020292And you include statisticians in the unobjective category?
>>143020203>17 wonderlicIt was like 13 or 14
>>143015939Just rattling his cage a bit
>>143020349>>143020349>shit it up
Reminder if you hate the Chiefs and Mahomes, you are a racist chud! Mahomes is the future face of the beautiful melting pot that is America.
>>143020349I'm baffled at how a team can watch Diggs be a pouty malcontent who spends all season whining, often publicly, and then gets stone hands when he actually has a chance to make a play and back up all his talk. The guy's a diva *and* weakminded, which is a bad combination.I'm guessing Allen and McDermott are both secretly thinking "thank fuck we don't have to listen to that asshole ever again, he's your problem now"
>>143020611I'm racist but I like the Chiefswat do?
Just want to remind you goyim that Madden 25 is up for preorder and launches next month
>>143020698Mad coaches are always kino
>>143020611>the beautiful melting pot that is AmericaOh no no no...
When will bahamanon learn? It's been what 23 years since the Dolphins won a playoff game?
>>143019738Imagine being this father and encouraging your young daughter to admire this nig. Disgraceful.
>>143019715he looks fine. (this was months ago)
Real chud hours here. Attack of the chuds.
>>143020487>he was changing the game forever>this was historic moment in college football>we've never seen anything like this>finished 4-8Most reprehensible hype train I've ever seen. And the worst part is none of the shills would listen to reason the first few weeks, wouldn't shut up about it and then acted like they never even knew he existed once the wheels fell off. Every Deionfag was a front-running cunt with the integrity of a woman
>>143020746italians are here, deal with it chud
pissi bradytini pero caca
>>143020828Mason Rudoplh clears both
>>143015939Chiefs might go for the single game score record, but unlike the Dolphins-Broncos they won't show them mercy
>>143020891OH N-
Butker did nothing wrong
>>143020871>1st-round bust N'Keal Harry>Mohamed Sanu for a 2nd-round pick>39-year old Benjamin Watson>Edelman with broken ribsBill really turned up the difficulty that season.
>>143020522You can cherrypick statistics, and they usually do because they know what gets published and what doesn't. Like, what do you think the motive was in conducting this study in the first place? Who funded it? Were they just idly curious about the racial demographics of sports commentators? The only reason you would give a fuck about that is because you're looking for some racial bias to begin with. An article that says "actually everyone is equally represented and in many cases minorities are overrepresented" doesn't jibe with the current outrage culture infesting academia and probably doesn't even get published by any noteworthy journal in the first place. But if you find racial bias? Well, now you're fighting oppression and propagandists like ESPN pick up your article for clickbait purposesI say this as someone with an advanced degree and multiple peer-reviewed publications myself (none of which are important at all and probably have been read by less than five people, just so you don't think I'm feeling myself here): contemporary academia is very, very much NOT objective. It's becoming a borderline cult. There is one paradigm and you agree with all of it or you GTFO.
>>143020828....Dolphin chads....our rebuttal?
>>143020803>practicing on a field near an interstate overpass....soul.....
>>143021287Did read and based. Sexy Beast is high kino too
>>143020746Reminder that she divorced him and took all his money which is why he started agreeing to any script he could find as long as he got paid
I’m not reading all that
>>143021287>You shouldn’t trust academics due to their bias and dubious funding>I should know, I too am an academic with multiple peer reviewed papersThe duality of man.
>>143021491If a guy who worked at a restaurant told you the food was shit and the cooks were unhygenic, wouldn't you believe him?The people who see it from the inside usually know best
>>143020746>>143020611What's with Italians having black children.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILN_OkTwqqE
I've been seeing a lot of conversation about Josh Allen again. Is he rustling the jimmies of /nfl/ for some reason?
>It will never be 2020 covid season /nfl/ again
>new rules that will undoubtedly make everyone shit their pants in rage when they're enforced, despite being the ones to ask for themreffiebros, i'm psyched out of my mind
>>142982892Goodell will never let that happen as long as Swift is on the TV
>>143020986He's fine
>>143021404aka "you're right but I don't want to admit it"
Wish I were dead
>>143021009Except be a huge fucking faggot
>>143021889You sound like an envious faggot or woman. Butker said nothing wrong. The only thing I don't agree with is that he's Catholic. Strange denomination
>>143018361Way more sexy than orange poopy-pants guy. I'll bet anyone $1,000 she will win this election.
>>143020532That's literally borderline retard. Tim Tebow scored really low like that too. He's a Christian, so that explains a lot. Those people are about one notch above Muslims in regards to low intelligence. If they weren't so dumb they could probably figure out that they are just pretending. But they are that dumb, so here we are in society.
>>143021367The Football Giants have this too.
Friendly reminder a 30 minute test doesn't decide wether you're smart or not. Wonderlic and S2 Cognition tests are pointless wank
>>143018361Failful to the bay....by putting more nogs away.
>>143017665>https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/32254145/sports-media-remains-overwhelmingly-jewish-study-findsFTFY
>>143022164All "intelligence" tests are a sham. Intelligence is literally too complex to measure and put a number on.
>>143021929>Strange denominationThey're about as cut-and-dry as Christianity comes. The really strange denominations are Unitarians, Mormons, and Baptists.
>>143022197>intelligence is too complexmaybe for a retard
>>143022214Catholics believe in the concept of a Pope as God's representative on Earth. The cardinals/bishops who vote on this are as human and flawed as anyone else. I wouldn't entrust flawed humans to decide who God's representative should be. Just my opinion
>>143020487And there it is
>>143022358Second half of the new testament says you don't have a choice, retard. Nobody asked your fucking opinion about what God has told you to do.
>>143021953>>143018361>>143022169Nobody likes her and she forced her way into the position. Like Hillary before her she felt entitled since she was next in line. Now that orange buffoon is going to become our first king. Blacks reject her since she has an Indian mom. She even changes the way she talks when she's around black people which is patronizing. She went on a black radio show and talked about the importance that smart phones are having in exposing the racism of police yet when she was in a position to decide if bodycams would be mandatory she let the police departments decide. This Indian cop lady locked up so many black people. Trump is going to booty blast her. RIP America
>>143022525Cope
>>143022459Guessing the Jest and Rasm can be explained by the saturated media market in those cities. The Failcons is just sad.
>>143022539I am coping. That orange wannabe dictator is going to become a king. Probably will move to Canada. The democrats don't belive in democracy. Look at the fuckery the DNC did to nominate Hillary, then Obama engaged in fuckery to nominate his friend Biden, now Harris has forced her way in. The dems wanted Bernie Sanders. When kimg trump arrest all of them my dick is going to be rock hard.
>>143022459>lockedonrams>lockedonfalconsyikes
>>143022475We always have a choice, son of Moloch. Shalom
>>143022622For my Rasm coverage, I prefer the Rams Brothers.
>>143022645the fact none of my conservative friends were happy about it was a sign it was a good decision
>>143022697>follower of Paul is jewishwhat if I told you the fake jews and hypocrites they both talked about is you? You are not very loving. You attack others and spread almost nothing but bitterness and emptiness. Get a grip, kiwicel
>>143022459>rasmsLel
>>143014779Ya livin' in the past, babe. All four of those teams are declining.
>>143023049>spread almost nothing but bitterness and emptinessI regularly make OC, copypasta and post "Christ is King" here in /nfl/ just ad I've done for more than 10 years. Project your insecurities on somebody else mutt
giwtwmf
Well?
>>143023495>blameless Yep praying for you (to have sex)
My stepdad has 0 shame in asking my brother & sister for money, it's honestly very based.
>>143023633I've had sex hundreds of times if not more than a thousand times in my life. It's based but not everything. I'd rather have a loyal wife who will bear me intelligent, healthy children. To that end I'll be patient
ITS UP
Tua is not very good and they're wrapped up in him for 6 years now. One less team to worry about I guess
>>1430236222020 SB, Jimmy G choked hard. 2022 NFC Championship, Matthew Stafford choked less than Jimmy G. Super Bowl 58, they stopped running the ball, that 4th down where they were stopped by the Chiefs, not taking the ball 2nd in overtime
>>143023700>hundreds of times if not more than a thousand times >I'll be patientretard
>>143023717Jordan Love is fun to watch and the Packers have a schedule that should be filled with a lot of entertaining games.
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
>>143023717Post last year's for laughs
>>143012913My dealer who is down low made an offer I couldn't refuse. I'm straight but I sucked his dick that night. The rubber tasted disgusting. The next time I saw him I asked about what happened and he responded with I don't know what you're talking about.
>>143023717Might honestly be one of the most inaccurate things I've ever seen.
>>143023836Based Cardinals fan
Holy shit I found Youngcuck
>>143023940>Rams have no fa-ACK
>>143023940Is this the fabled Rams fan?
>>143022358I know that, but that isn't really that weird since most denomonations believe in the absolute authorityof their cardinals and bishops. I'm referring to their latergical calender which is the same year in, year out. It's about as cut and dry as a Christian denomination can get
So, let me get this straight:The Memephins basically just became the Cowboys of the AFCE (will never become relevant again). The Jests are garbage and will continue to underperform regardless of how high payroll gets. Patriots MIGHT have a good future soon IF their head coach isn't an idiot or they move off of him soon. Bills it is, then.
>>143023836>bj with a condombut why
>Pickett has reportedly "noticably outplayed" Hurts at #Eagles practice thus far. No official statements yet, but players in the locker room are starting to talk.
>>142982920This
>>143024156Doubt
>>onefourthreezerotwothreesevensixthree>reading comprehensionStop @ing me mutt. You lost
>>143024216>t.Jalen Hurts' agent
>>143024219Just trying to warn you. Being a Christian is not something you can turn on and off.
>BREAKING: Joe Flacco has reportedly "noticably outplayed" Tony Richardson at #Colts practice thus far. No official statements yet, but players in the locker room are starting to talk. #BuckBreaking
Steeler nation, let's ride
All our CBs are maimed or dead and our QB is Darnold or JJ McCarthy. But be 100% honest. Would you rather have (Your) team's offense, or:>Jefferson / Addison / Nailor>Hockenson>Aaron Jones>Darrisaw / O'Niell
>>143024377>Chase / Higgins / Burton>Gesicki>Moss / Brown>Brown / MimsPretty happy with that
>>143022164>>143022197Standardized tests don't accurately measure intelligence but they *do* act as a retard filter which is really what they're for even if no one wants to admit it. Anybody with half a brain can cram for the SATs and do okay but a complete moron will bomb it and reveal if their diploma was just a rubber stamp or not. And the wonderlic doesn't tell you if someone's going to be a good qb or not but it does give you a warning that you're about to draft a Jamarcus or a Vince Young because you have to be either dumb or lazy to just bomb the thing completely.In Lamar's case he's just so athletically gifted and works hard enough that him being a potted plant doesn't stop him from being fairly successful. But it still is a detriment and not one that's easily overcome. We've seen it every year: deny the home run plays, make him sustain drives by being methodical and consistent and he'll struggle. He averages 220 yards per game in the playoffs and throws 1 interception for every touchdown. A cognitively limited qb has a ceiling and Lamar hits his every year. Be butthurt all you want but it's the truth
>>143024377That's only the tackles. How is the rest of that O-line? :^)
Next thread is gonna suck
>Sources: #Packers QB Jordan Love has agreed to a 4-year extension worth $220M, which makes him the highest paid QB in NFL history despite only starting 1 full season.
>>143024469>>143024454>Green Gay
>>143015939>chofs can't handle the bantsAlways a bunch of thin skinned faggots
>>143024469holy shit
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JLove got the bag
>>143024469>All these teams overcommitting to mediocre qbs because of the sunk cost fallacyThis is NBA-tier logic. You want to be the Clippers? This is how you become the Clippers
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>>143024137Cause I'm not going to touch another dude's dick. Wouldn't do that for any amount of drugs
>>143024469The browns gave pnut $230M guaranteed
143024441<<Lamar Jackson has as many playoff wins as Peyton Manning did in his first 6 seasons and has 2 NFL MVP awards compared to Mannings 1 through 6 seasons. This is despite playing in a significantly more competitive division. Go seethe somewhere else, mutt
I’m about to make the new thread before Statmutt doesYou have one minute
>>143024646From his perspective. He must have thought you were cute. Otherwise you just do a handy j and maybe put one in
>>143024646Bruh if you're gonna suck a dick might as well savor the dick flavor because, as you noticed, condoms taste gross
>>143024664Peyton Manning isn't negative iq or a quitter
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>>143024712Penis tastes way worse and cum is vile. That's why I always use lemon pepper flavor condoms. Go Falcons
>>143019738>ignored the boys>went straight for the teenage girlsuhhhh should we report this?
>>143024664the difference is that Manning coud get better because he was highly intelligent and not reliant on raw athleticism and Lamar will be close to useless as soon as he loses a step because he processes slowly and will never be able to survive as a pure pocket passer.This whole generation of AthLeTiC qbs is going to wind up a lot more like Cam Newton than Brady and Manning: a few good years, broken by 30, out of the league by 33 Also why are you so butthurt about Lamar and his subpar IQ, bong? Did my comment about retards getting filtered by standardized tests hit a little too close to home?
>>143020747Bahamabro owns your bitchassMember Tua dropped 6 tuddies on your shitbirds
