Catcels, your thread is over here: reddit.com/r/mma
Ace and Hap are NOT from Africa
>>142964344dogs are haram brazza
he cute.t adesanya
bom. edshet. ded.
Manel Kape has given the dishonourable nigger disgrace Mohammed Mokaev a permanent mark in his face denoting his status as a slave. Manel Kape now owns the disgraceful nigger animal Mohammed Mokaev
Leon isn't pillowfisted If you watched his early career, you would see a rangey power puncher looking for singular potshots. He has a decent amount of KOs on his record from just randomly getting one shot that connected well and shadow realmed his opponent. As he developed his game, rather than really learning how to pressure, he decided to instead stay at range and pick them his opponents off with kicks and jabs. He doesn't like to push the pace and he doesn't like putting himself into vulnerable positions to get someone out of thereA lot of times you'll see Leon land one or two good shots, the opponent will go "What the hell this guy is supposed to be pillowfisted that one hurt" and then they'll turtle up and let him walk away with the fight at his same slow, low output, pot shot style he's always had.It's like a more intelligent version of Jon Jones with a lot more power
>>142964344fuck dogsthis championship bout is brought to you by cats the official animal of ufc
reddit tom is an atheist
Glory to Mohammed "The Human" Mokaev.
Cats are for fat women and homosexuals
>>142964398this post was brought to you by a toxoplasmosis infected brain
fuck did mokaev even do to kape
tommy 4chan is a catholic as every pole should be
>>142964344Fuck Dana
>>142964522>chinese filename>tfPottery
>>142964514You are mentally ill
>>142964517dudes a high strung lil nigga. havent seen him not have beef with anyone
Always amuses me when these ex-special forces turned male motivatiors portray themselves as hardcore badasses taking on the struggle everyday in a kill or be killed mindset yet carefree jock types like Rockhold and Dricus reach the pinnacle of unarmed combat sports. Pic related owns a jiu jitsu gym and it’s just him and a bunch of balding manlets. When they make videos like these yet they have no real combat accomplishments other than doming people from half a mile away with superior weaponry it’s hard to take them seriously https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7kfgkPGX2c&t=5s&pp=ygUcam9ja28gd2lsbGluayBsb3ZlIHRoZSB0YXN0ZQ%3D%3D
>>142964344AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDSTILL!!!!!PETWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, WHOOOOODEENEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>142964547that's cyrillic retard
>There’s no denying me now, simple as that. I’m fighting Jon Jones next, and I’m going to beat him.SOON
>>142964590Shutup chang
Cyrillic Gane
>>142964633Damn, imagine if gane was russianHe'd be the first black russian since maybe pushkin
the most gangster thing aspinall could do if he wins is to call out volkov or gane. and implicitly not even acknowledge jon jones as the champion of the division. (but secretly want the jon jone fight)
>Leon decisions Belel>Blaydes subs Tom>Bobby ktfo Paddythis is the parlay
>>142964390Thank You Manel Kape
Giga Chikadze is preparing for his fight with Arnold Allen
>>142964517be a fag
leon was almost knocked out by nate
>>142964692All true except Asspinal will win
Belal will dominate this dude.
>>142964762why did nate throw this fight
>>142964640T-WOOD, NOOOOOOOOOO
>>142964762this only worked because peon lowered his guard from beating nate up for 3 rounds
If you don't have a 86" tv mounted lower your time when replying to me
>>142964823Which he will also do against Belal. Leon always loses focuse at some point, which is why he lost the fifth to RDA, Cowboy, Nate and Colby despite showing himself to be much better than them for most of the fight.Same way he also got knocked down by Bryan Barbarena or lost the third to Gunnar Nelson.
slipping up in the last round is never good. leon does it too much and it will be his downfall.
My gimmick as an fighter would be to say in pre fight interviews that all fighters I defeat in the octagon become my slaves in the afterlife. My nickname could be the Zodiac or SoulNado. Food for thought.
let mike tyson cash out on his legacy for a couple milli. who cares if he gets battered by jacob paul, at least hed have a nest egg to retire on
>>142964931My gimmick would be picking up the tecniques of the fighters I defeat
my gimick would be to concede defeat of a controversial decision, then have a delayed seethe about it on twitter.oh wait that's jan's
>>142964925It will cost him, but I don't think Belal is the one to do it because he's exclusively a round winner.Shavkat might be able to get a submission in the fifth.
holy sleeper banger
>>142964823Usman beat him for 7.9 rounds imagine how lowered his guard was for he headshawt
>>142965019forsure peach of a fight
Literally everyone is picking leon to win (wrong). Kinda reminds me of charles islam
*enters thread*
>>142965214wha happen?
>>142964344>Catcels, your thread is over here:>reddit.com/r/mmaCats are quite literally a shit tier pet. All they do is meow when they want food, that's about it.I'm just glad most of them stick to reddit. The weird ones try to push it here but nah
>>142965217boyedKape will run over this faggot
I maintain that Leon will beat up Belal but lose to Islam in stunning fashion. The way Leon fights is uniquely suited to getting chewed up by Islam. He's super low output with mediocre striking defense, Islam's pace will be hell for him. Islam is very good in a Southpaw vs Southpaw fight and knows how to dominate closed stance exchanges. Leon has the range advantage but Islam is very experienced in fighting at range deficits, he was the shorter striker against Poirier, Olivera, and Volkanovski and outstruck expertly. In fact the reason he finished that Darce the way he did against Poireir was because his reach is so short of a LW and he needs a tighter finish to get a good choke. Leon's reach is around Oliveira's range almost exactly, I don't think Islam just dancing his way inside and lighting him up is really unlikely. Also all the grapplers Leon has fought are guys who are just looking to steal rounds and sit there, Islam doesn't do that, he's going to make Leon run the gauntlet of jiu jitsu positions, and we have seen that Leon consistently makes mistakes and lets the tempo get away from
fish are the true heemster's pet
>>142965293For me is this little retard
>>142964567true mokaev even hates amir albazi because he is a shia
>born in the US>trains in america>reps his ethnicity flag onlycringe when fighters do this. hope peon heems belawl.
>>142965293true heemers rated this post factual
>>142965334my ancestor :)
Will the illegal knee change be legal for the sphere card? I think Merab might actually KO O'Malley if true
>>142965369Peon does this too though
>>142965420he represents both
kek LMAO BEASTlal will make easy work of flukeon peniswarts
GODwards is gonna make beLOL POOhammad cry like a bitch again
YAKUBlal will obliternate SMEGwards and I for one find myself positively ernect at the idea of watching it SATurday
heheh brits have to stay up all night
king "bobby" green
>ACK please dont plap my anussy GODlaydes-Tom Aspinal soon
>>142965589even her sunglasses are droppy
>>142965589Virna the professional
if the video of conor shitting in duckbitch's house doesn't revive heem it's fucking over
My dog took a belal in the neighbors yard
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEIM SORRY MASTER BLAYDESPLEASE DONT UNLEASH YOUR WRATH UPON ME AGAIN I'LL DO ANYTHING
mcshitter buying khabibs house and taking a shit in it would be funny
Belal looked shook when Leon was in the elevator with him
Conor can't win fights and has to resort to shitting in houses. Sad!
KWAB(Kek, What A Badass) of the day:Dana White for hosting a BADASS media event today.
>bro, I heard this dude took a shit in your house and then you beat his ass, is that true?>no brazza i hev beat his ass then took shit in my house>wait, he took a shit in your house AFTER you beat his ass?>yes brazza number one house shit
What has Colby Covington had to say about the recent political events in this country?
Colbitch Cuckvington? Never heard of her.
>>142965625Such a disgusting movie
HEHEAHAHAHAHEHE look at zis guy franzis...HEHEAHEA
>>142964582He just looks and sounds like peak meathead so people trust him
watching the jones arrest now that we know he's a cock loving sissy bitch really makes it look like a fag having a tantrum
>>142965851
What do we do if Belal actually heems the shit out of Leon cold
>>142965851that's Colby at the start?
does belal walk out to fort minor
>>142966140who?
>>142966196Remember the name fgt
>>142966140what's fort miner?
OPTICS /HEEM/ OPTICS!
>>142966234acoustic version of fort major
>>142966255*shoots a takedown in the last seconds**gets up raising my arms in victory*
>>>/asp/
>>142966255*shoots halfhearted takedown and puts palms on floor when opponent sprawls*
*points at the center of the octagon**continues to circle away*
>>142966255*lift my arms up in victory*
14 time mma journalist of the year Ariel Helwani
>>142965019Odds are backwards
>>142966466Who made the award Mama Helwani?
Jean Silva is essentially Leon Edwards but he knows how to pressure Knowers know
>>142965019Hadley -812Loughran +081??
Leon vs Belal is essantially worst GSP vs better Fitch
>>142966500Both of them would dawlgwalk GSP
Who decides who gets to slap first in powerslap? Do they play rock paper scissors?
>>142966522They coinflip you stupid cazzie.
Cyril Gane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that dumbass can’t wrestle for shit lolololololololololololololololololol fucking idiot
Michel Pereira does a cohenflip in his fights
>>142966524Do they compete in several slaps in the same night? Is there a tournament bracket?
>>142966534Watch an event.
Codybros…
>>142966536How are the slaps scored if the bout goes to a decision?
>>142966500You stole this take from the Heavy Hands podcast
>>142966536Nah I get bad vibes from Dana and his promotion of it.
>>142966500You stole this from the mma guru members stream
Which fights this weekend are /Thug vs Scholar/ ?
This is now an Armani Arman thread
Michel Pereira demolishing 3 middleweight cans in a row made people forget that almost half of his fights are decisions and that he lost a third of his fights on the regional circuit.Fluffy fraud checks him easily.
>>142966579To be fair, outside of Ihor, the cans he was crushing were the type that give other middleweights problems. Petroski isn't a guy who goes down easily, for example. I think Fluffy is too tough and experienced to go down easy, but I would be surprised if Michel wins somehow
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>142966466Kicked out of how many events?
>Unironically shartman postingOmagine boying this boring manlet
>Ave you eva been fingahd by an mma fightah befowSOON
>>142964344
>>142966609He probably just is way better at 185, still really weird to think about him going the distance with Niko Price, or to the third round with the corpse of Diego Sanchez after seeing him get one minute finishes of Petroski and Oleksiejczuk.
>>142966670
>>142966670Where's the turd on 'is chin
Michel is using Jewish powers to defeat his opponents now, like how Alex uses freemason powers in a similar vein
How did this guaranteed barn burner go unnoticed on the prelims
Coupla roses
Fun fact, when Tom Aspinall wins this weekend, Alex Peiera has been flown over to face off in the rings. Perfect distraction from interim champ defending belt
>>142966555olivi should be wearing latex from neck to ankle 24/7
>>142964397>It's like a more intelligent version of Jon Jonesthen why has he been average his entire career? why did he need a miracle kick to beat a kneeless usman? why did he let nate diaz meme on him?
Admit it, you would
who got it >>142966666
>>142966718Leon is pure sportsman, no will to fight or even to win really, he often loses focuses in the middle of fights.He might do some thing technically better than Jon, but he doesn't have the mentality to be nearly as great.
>>142966725Ok
>>142966718>22-3, 12 win streakBy which metric is that average
>>142966752He probably means that he scrapes by most of his opponants, and has been mostly fighting unranked fighter for most of his career.
>>142964344cats are true /heem/ animal
Dogs are vicious grapplers but cats are lethal strikers, it’s a parallel to and part of the oldest rivalry known to man
Heem Peem Heemcraft already handled the cat/dog debate. Cats won to the surprise of no one
>>142966788counterpoint
>>142966701Obamas technically better but hitlers just got that dawlg in him b
>>142966788
>>142966710>>142966725The beauty of the Celtic woman must not perish from this earth
>>142964582Jockos a black belt in jiu jitsu and competes, he’s more legit than most these no name gracie faggots coasting off their name that everyone gives a pass to. Jiu jitsu is a joke of a sport btw.
Cats have much tighter holes than dogs, thats why I prefer them
Just peemed all over myself
Did they give Blaydes custom shorts too? That doesn't look like a normal colour they use
>>142966854Absolutely not passing the eye test here, zika head, little pecker, muffin top
>>142966854They had to make custom ones for him to contain his bbc
Reckon she sells lobster pasta?
Readers added context:Curtis Blaydes does not in fact have a BBC. While he does have a set of massive testicles, they are accompanied by a tiny black micropenis.
Patrick vs Robert
Curtises penis is hidden safely inside his pelvis for maximum fighting efficiency, it reaches its natural bbc size when erect
>>142966886interesting...is he also hiding a negative chin under that beard?
>>142966899Ever since the Lewis KO it’s been permanently retracted
Khabeastialitybros...how do we respond?
You can’t have a discussion about micropenises without mentioning Max “Hawaiian Shrimp” Holloway: The Undicksprouted GOAT, who KOd the guy who exposed his pecker to the world
>>142966911Must post more burger and sell more khabib water
>>142966911Drink Kvass and relax, brazza
I love women so much it's unreal
paddy looked like he was barely holding it together at media day
>>142966876Why does she have two watches on, fucking dumb retarded bitch
Broke retard can’t afford a classy timepiece and functional tech watch…
>>142967010It’s not classy if you have it on the wrong arm and an ugly virgin watch in its spot, you fucking idiot retard
alexandr romanov grappling on karate combat tonight, the fat fuck weighed in at 290lbsaljo's on it grappling at 171lbs too
I'm starting to wonder if Connor lurks here. His khabib DMs read like an average post
>>142967029>171He's as bad as Merab in almost all ways
Conor once got offended at the suggestion he would message Khabib's DMs, now he's sharing his DMs to Khabib on Twitter
>>142967029efrain escudero is fighting wtf lol
>>142967094Another episode of Canor not keeping his word to add to the list
I really don't like the Mac Life ferret with his terrible questions and preferential treatment
>>142967125He's actually fought in the 'gon yo be fair to the little rat
>>142966621Not funny didn't happen charles won
>>142967130And won too, good for him
>>142966911Fazza had a plan and Khabib accepted that plan as a commitment and promised to see it through. And in that plan, Fazza SPECIFICALLY said numerous times that Khabib MUST fight Tony Ferguson and he MUST retire at *30-0. There are mystical repercussions at work here. Until Khabib at least attempts to finish the plan, the curse will get worse and worse.
where do you enjoy /heem/? for me, it's the schaubroom
>>142967011Monkey want a banana?
>>142967221I’m in the tonycellar
>>142967221For me? Schaub-Force One
>>142966725I'm not into the unisex bogged bimbo look b. So no.
SURAH AT-TAUBAH AYAT 29 (9:29 QURAN)“Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture – [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.”
>I'm waiting, Nigubu...SOON
>>142967292Holy shit… No one has ever done that to Maurice Greene and Ryan Bader before…
>>142966901>>142966911>heemed by Dustin P>>142967212>subbed by Bobby Green
>>142967221For me it's after I creampie dana's throat
Give me one good reason why you aren’t a top 15 ranked ufc fighter
>>142967212Imagine what heem will be like in 10 years. Your boy loses a decision. You're coping so you quickly make an ai webm of him heeming instead.
>>142967212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUXzJkbeOYfazza never mentioned 30-0, he wanted goobs, tony, GSP and then to win the welterweight title
>>142967304Very true. No one's made it look so easy so fast. Especially Bader, who just heemed Fedor into the living death! But it's not the end of the world. Nigubu will still have a little pretend job on PFL Africa series.
>>142967356just how shit are pavlobitch and volkov?
Ngubu 3.0 is here
When is Shaub’s new comedy special coming out? Gringo Papi was years ago
>>142967370No Khabib said his Dad's plan was for Khabib to retire 30-0. Dana, Mendez and Khabib have all said this.
>>142967398Hes a professional race car driver now
>>142967398Next year Not joking
>>142967398He's coaching TUF next season opposite Reyes
>>142964633
>>142967388Damn this is worse than I thought. He's already ready to get out of this life. I actually hope he just calls it quits. No need to see him actually die in the smart cage.
>>142967398it's over b
>>142965256Cats are not really a "pets". They just let you feed them and don't give a shit about you, only toxoplasmosis, kek
Covid good?Fazza evil?
The ufc should have twitter polls to have the nelk boys pull pranks on the fighter mid fight while drinking happy dad hard seltzers
>>142967477>jelk boys
>>142967515You must be one sorry SOB to hate on the nelk boys, steve will do it and Kyle and the somalian guy happen to be in Danas inner circle.
meng would have fucked up peon in that lelevator
>>142967292NGANNOU I'm gonna take you to the seventh level of hell... WE'LL SAY HI TO YOUR SON
>>142967477>nelk boysliterally who? is this a zoomer thing?
>>142967388>DC lost a child>Mike Tyson lost a childngannou is ascending. he has felt the touch of death.
>>142967847Yeah basically, it's the kids Daner hangs out with in casinos they have a podcast or something and make alcopop absolute bums like Colby shill for coin
>>142967469Wrong and dogcel-pilled, my siberian waits for me behind the door and is extremely sociable
me mentul 'ealf lad
King "King" Green?
>>142968025>siberian catcute
>rob wants soccer kicks added toobased
Curtis Blaydes is a difficult matchup for Tom Aspinall.Tom is going to absolutely batter him with ease.Two things can be true.
gotta eat ill take ur plate
>>142967323why the fuck do you keep yapping about creampieing dana you stupid faggotwhen you die I celebrate
>>142968368She is very, not interested in watching heems though not even when bribed
>>142968525IM PICKLE SEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Belal - Edwards will be decided by judges, and they will say Edwards win. Why? Belal larps as a Palestinian brazza, however since Dana is a boss, and also a friend of Donald Trump aka Zion Don MIGA 2024, they simply won't allow Belal to win.
>>142968525this is so incredibly gay
The lineup is so fucked.Blahal and LeonBobby Green and Paddy????
>>142968820petrol is toxic as fuck
Paddy is essentially Sakuraba
Aspinall in many ways is the Arsenal of the UFC
ciryl gane soaks his knuckles in lava
>>142968984this actually made me chuckle, well done.
ciryl gane soaks his knuckles in his boyfriend’s cum
>>142969060
When is Sanko debasing herself again (weigh-in show if I have to be specific)
>5 am local time main eventwhat is poona white thinking
>>142969224it'll be something to do with the TV timeslot being agreed well in advance. both leon and aspinall asked for it to be brought forward and were given a hard no
>>142969224>>142969238That's what Leon told Sneedwani at least but it doesn't feel like it holds up to scrutiny somehow idk
>>142969224america first :)
>>142969224According to Leon they wanted to make this another Utah card. Plans changed but they already had broadcasting deals signed
The new rulings on elbows and strikes to grounded opponents will do irreparable damage to the integrity and competition of MMA and will unfortunately railroad and screw over promising and exciting grappling dominant prospects.Absolute bs ruling for braindead casuals, the ufc and other promotions will see a steady decline in viewership
>>142969301shut up retard
>>142969287I don't know if I really believe this though
>>142969349what motive are you imagining for having the card late
>>142968437of course robby reddit does
>>142969357what if dana wants tom and leon to be tired and lose
can't fucking wait for leon to elbow the fuck out of shitlal
>>142969224that his thoroughly conditioned slop consumers will continue to consume at whatever time he decides to let them chow down. no refunds
>>142969393The burger fighters are going to be just as tired
>>142969357Saving a bit of money probably
kinda wanna see trump host a ufc press conference and sperg at shitty media questions
>>142969404well in theory the americans could for the most part maintain their sleeping schedule ignoring what time it is there, but any bongs with normal sleep schedules would need to adjust if they want to be wide awake for this card including all the preparation
>MMA Guru? Of course I know the Guru, Joe. Best in the business, just like me.SOON
>Thanks for making me co-host Michael, things have been quiet round the Aspinall house since the Curtis lossSOON
>>142966788Cats are expert jiu jitsu players and judokas. I've seen a smaller cat pull guard and throw upkicks to win a fight against a larger opponent
Gambling is haram
>>142969620OHHHH HE'S GOT THE NECK
>>142969620"experts" in the ONE Championship electronweight manlet division maybe. this sort of shit is on par with pound for pound larpers. cats are sizelets and get heemed by even mediocre dogs, cats don't take their weight seriously which is why they get consistently btfo by dogs
>>142969775I guess you're a horse guy then. Horse would beat the shit out of a dog
https://youtu.be/k_xmZOfBb7E?t=2512kek
LEON BROS, I AM SCARED
>>142969949Yeah peons going to sleep
>>142969949leon bros im literally shaking right now
>>142969949Didn’t think it was possible but he’s going to be even slower
>>142969949just clean hard work with dagestani brazza u kno dis...
CHADrate combat tonightONE CHADpionship tomorrowSuper CHADzin sunday morning
>>142966718Jon does the same thing, especially if you look at his late career. Like Leon, he is supremely uncomfortable any time he's in a mutually dangerous position and often times ends up squandering shit to get back to his normal shit. And like Leon, he just keeps on winning anyways despite giving fighters who are simply worse than him massive momentsThe main reason so much hype is around Jones is because he's been around for so long and the UFC has been shilling him. He's every bit as boring and flawed as Leon, and just as lucky
Belal talmbout bringing in a crippled child from Palestine called j*wed, seems a bit much
Paddy is trotting out the mental health card now lol.These fighters are so fragile.
It's notable that Leon has never actually lost by throwing away a fight, he's only lost when his opponent was outright better than him. He's always managed to salvage things or het enough of a lead that round 4 and 5 don't matter much
>>142969802correct and an elephant would heem a horse twice on sundays
I put on for T-City
>>142970190So why even watch MMA? Even heavyweights lose to any large animal
>>142970190Boxcels are firmly of the opinion that an elephant is not a heemer
>>142970104I watch all of that shit (I don't)
>>142970154Paddy's audience is literally teen girls
>>142970188i mean he's never lost at all in the UFC besides>on his debut by split decision to a Brazillian in Brazil in 2014>to Usman in 2015people seriously underestimate him because he fights safe or whatever but he's world class. he's basically undefeated
charles beat arman
>>142969949Wow he looks better than when he was coming off the couch
fun fact: Aspinall has the record for least time spent on his back in the entire UFC (1 second, when he fell over kicking Volkov and then stood back up)
>>142970200if you can recommend a human vs animal fighting promotion i will be glad to watch manlets getting stomped out by elephants and drowned by hippos
>he fell over kicking Volkov
https://youtu.be/VE2R1r6n-M4?si=XQASSQzn9WLaNxEglatest top dawlg heems up
>>142969357ppv prime time for usa of course
>>142970435That would just be can crushing. Elephant vs elephant is the only fight to make on land
>>142970530>on landimagine if blue whales cared about mma
omalley walk around at 157
>>142970648That's normal for a bantamweight Most fighters are cutting around 20 pounds or so for a fightIt would be concerning if he was walking around 160 or 170
I wonder if Helen Mee or Khabib have a bigger head than Bibi, with Helen there's a chance to find out
>>142970648Bantamweights are fucking huge these days. When you see dudes like Chito and Cory and compare them to the last generation of bantamweights like Cruz, TJ etc the difference is night and day. No room for manlets anymore
>>142966679>>142966902
>>142969381>soccer kicks and head stomps are reddit
>>142970648Aljo was 170 lbs when they fought.
Jake's next two victims
>>142969949Are steroids halal?
>Alex Volkanovski: 'I'd be open to step in in for welterweight title fight at UFC 304'is this guy serious?
Cage Warriors is on
>>142970935Evidently a loophole if you ever see them at a gym
>>142971013I know b I'm typing this while sleeping
>>142970941He's mentally ill and will pull a Benoit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSwT0D_cIy8Cage Warriors early poolims are on pootube
>>142971048>mogged by a journalistprobably sooner rather than later
>>142971063>journalistThat's a ferret
>>142970941hes gonezo
>>142971063why is forrest aiming his meng at me?
>>142971087Why are you calling him forrest
Mohammed "Monkey" Mokaev
>>142971111Step back or get cracked.
cant wait for musa kape to heem that english inbred rat inshallah
Ciryl "Gane" Emanuel
>>142971063that's undefeated MMA prospect Oscar Willis you're talking about. he permaheems Volk in the simulated deathmatch
>>142971061uhhh id have to check but i dont believe we watch that crap here
>>142971144*squares up*
idk what this is but its probably good if I have it saved
>>142971160He's a little fag always trying to get fighters in trouble for saying no no words
heeminder these niggas is doing media on bong time all week before fighting on america time saturday
>>142971184*drops ass to floor**butt scoots menacingly*
will the muslim get more cheers than the negro in manchester
>>142971249no
>>142971242*looks nervously at Goddard then back at you*
>>142971242
>>142971249Manchester is some 60% hap largely Caribbean like Leon
leon edwards is just as british as any white britmore, even
>>142971310
belel has home court advantage over leon
>>142970941he's kidding
>>142965019wait, did they switch opponents or something?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142969949If you think this is steroids, you don't know what steroids looks like. This is absolutely natty and easily attainable with diet and exercise
im gonna heem
>>142971350Yeah obviously , england is a muslim nation
>>142971249literally no one likes Belal outside of people on heem being ironic
charles won
Sean Strickland, ladies and gentlemen
>>14297155620 year old joke. Dude is legitimately brain damaged
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142971556dude drops some 2001 islamophobia and then hops on a podcast and cries about mental health or whatever
>>142971509nah peon has been such a dogshit champion with shit gay fans that people want to see him lose to anyone
>>142971556based strickbeast
>>142971556This dude is freakin twisted bro
oohhhhh fuccccckkkk i just heemed
>>142971556nooo not the heckin islamophobia
3 fights 3 heems on heem warriorsWDWTCHcels in shambles
>>142971556D'sean just doesn't miss
sean is the most boring fighter known to man which goes to show the things people will back if it lines up with their ideology
strickbeast marching down the dogbender was extremely entertaining
>>142971556Heeminder Sean "FYFG" Strickland was routinely heemed as a wee bairn and beaten from pillar to post by his based father Sean Sr and we know about it not by police reports but because he's a gossiping cow
strickland vs du plessis was based strickland memeing on costa was based too
Mydadmolestedmeland got boring the week after the Izzy win b
If you don't smack the shit out of your son from time to time then you don't really want him to succeed.
strickulon will glon glin pon
sean stricklandia
TDScels really lose sleep over strickchad lmao
>>142972172Big fan of Daner's friend and don't like Fawn Shartland
is this still against the rules?
>>142972246i count four rapists and 3 brain cells
>>142972268coulda just said 'based'
>>142972321ill fuck you until you love me, faggot
>>142972321Based
<----- crispiest fade on heem
who is the smallest active ufc fighter who could beat jake paul in boxing?
>>142972365I doubt anyone beats him in boxing except HWs
>>142972365luque
>>142972362Hap and Ace will become Uncle Toms. This cannot happen. The state needs to take those children and give them to Jamalhalal or King Green
>>142972365King Green
>>142972365Tom Aspinall
>>142972365>>142972394Pyotr Yan
>>142970858
>>142972420hap seem like a black kid from the suburbs.
>>142972420bobby is white raised b
Finna zeem the man whom disrespects my name.
*heems you*
>>142972456Whats ur name
Who's my name
>>142972545KING Green
>>142972558Ugly ass bonobo
I have forgotten the name.
>>142972572QRD? There's no way officer stomp-on-head is going to keep his job
>>142972572OHHHHH THOSE WERE ILLEGAL MOVES JOE
>>142972597rat on the floor was molesting women and fighting female police officers
>In the build-up to the incident shown in the clip, a police spokesman said that firearms officers had been punched to the ground after trying to make an arrest following a fight in the airport.>dropped by a punterAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142972597Cop has already been suspended
>>142972572DON"T FUCKING MOVE CRAWL TOWARDS ME
>>142972597i don't know if it was the guy getting stomped but one of the people being arrested here broke a female officers nose so tensions were high
>>142972611Sure thing b
It's a hard choice between a policeman kicking someone in the head and a random brazza on the loose so I'm finna remain neutral on this one and just laugh at the cop getting dropped
Y'ALL MUSTA FORGOT
>Go ahead, say there shouldn't be a 35kg weight class for WMMA. I DARE you.>there shouldn't be a 3->HIYAH! >ugh!
>>142972675That's a man
>>142972669best in the biz marc goddard stops that
>>142972675ugh indeed, brother!
UFC 304 press conference in 45 minutes
>>142972742Uh, we watch PFL only here
>>142972675you need to kill yourself
>>142972669This was 10x worse than what happened to Aljo and didn't get stoppedFuck Goddard
>>142972742oh boy I can't wait to hear the same shitty questions asked twenty times
>>142972742Oh man I can't wait for Leon to sit there and passively hate Belal'a existence without saying anything of note
>>142972767>>142972781I'm going to have to miss it and catch up later please don't pretend it was good and trick me into watching it if it's shit
only jandiroba can save wmma
OOOOOHHHHH BELAL WHIPPED OUT HIS 2 INCH ERECTER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH LEON WITH A MASSSSSIVVVEE LOW KICK
>>142972572>the redhead having a panic attack
>>142972365jdm
tracy bros theyre trying to clown us again
If I were a woman, weighing in at anything more than 45kg, I would be ashamed and disgusted with myself. It is a woman's duty to be mindful of her weight. Let this be a lesson to you!
>>142972895>If I were a woman
>UFC 304 press conference in 45 minutes
>UFC
>if I were a woman
tom aspinall jacked off nina drama
>>142972937Jewish sport ruining faggot in the background
If I were Joe Pyfer I would punch 10x harder than Francis Ngannou
>>142972803I can tell you right now that it will not be good. And SPOILER ALERT: There are at least 4 Conor questions.
>>142970498>>142969357>>142969349>>142969287>>142969224I've never understood this. Why is 10pm primetime for a ppv in America? I don't want to be watching fights until 1 in the fucking morning. Start that shit at 8.
If I were a WMMA, I'd simply engage in tribadism with my opponent whereupon the victor would be crowned the pants wearer in the ensuing relationship
Official Powerkube punch records:>Ngubu129161>Joe Pyfer170218>Alex Pereira191796>Eddie Hall208901
>>142972895shame isnt really a concept that exists anymore for women desu
Leron or Blehal?
if i were a man i would join the ufc and try to become ufc champion
>>142973011Joe Pyfer punches harder than all of them. Chills.
>>142973025Not the fans that's fersure
>>142973029You'd lose to neil magny
I punch harder than a baby's push pram released down a gently sloping hill.
ok yeah i dont have knockout power but i could 48-47 split decision any one of you faggots
joe poofer doesn't hit hardstill knocked that keknadian bitch out though
So long as we acknowledge Gaethje's victory over Ferguson
>>142973104>no keknadian heavyweights so this is the best cope you've gotKWAB
>>142973118I stand with whatever you say b
>I love taking me shirt off, stepping in a cage and finding out who the better man - ACK!!
>even doe ferguson was about to heem gaethje
just a heads up, people of the future will look back at the current ufc featherweight lineup in astonishment
If there was a fight beeteen me and Francis, ther e would be only 2 punches :<e ::::: Me kicking Francis in the leg, and Francis kicking the floor!
>>142973148You're greatly mistaken. Vanilla Thunder (6-0, 100% FINISH RATE) assisted Curtis Blaydes in toppling Tom Aspinall, and he's about to do it again.
anyone who stills supports conor mgcregor is low vibrational
>>142973011>tom aspinal44946
just a heads up, people of the future will look back at the current ufc light heavyweight lineup and laugh
>>142973160Juuska Gääiti is the most powerful Finnish phenom the world has ever seen
Gaethje won the war but not the fight that much is clear by now
>>142973209alex pereira stiffs every former 205 champ with the exception of dc
The sign is a subtle joke
>>142973203wow pavlobitch must have a glass jaw
>>142973217IMAGINE if that punch had connected
>>142973228everyone else in the division is a bum
Islam won the decisionVolkanovski won the fight.
>>142973104Damn. Thats what happens when u get locked in a cage with sergei pavlovich
Pantoja won the decisionErceg won the fight.
>>142973280Hoholsyk looks extra fruity here
>>142973217Just because the world hasn't seen me yet
>>142973001kids are still up at 8
>>142973199>>142973280malykhin murders
>>14297300110pm est is 7pm pst
>>142973001Ideal ppv start time is noon
>>142973324no idea who that is but I bet he's better than tom aspinall
>>142973337It's the ONE champion are Chatri pbuh says would make minced meat of Ngannou
malykhin would wrestlefuck ngubu but he'd get heemed dead by GODspinall just like the rest of earth's population
>>142972597I fought the law and the law won
TKO Merchant Tom Aspinall has a Chin of Glass
Ludacris Curtis
Retardedness is not binary. You are not either retarded or not retarded. It is more like a spectrum. I am probably about 25% retarded. Gaethje is probably about 55% retarded. But wherever you fall on the spectrum, you are loved; you are important; you are just as valid as anyone else, retard.
>>142973444That's a funny way to admit you wear a helmet
FACT: Ben "Vanilla Thunder" Tynan has ZERO wins by knockout in his MMA career.
>>142973444
>>142973181Not really Featherweight is kind of a sharkpool>IliaUndefeated champion>VolkOne of the greatest UFC champions ever>MaxOne of the greatest UFC champions ever>OrtegaA supremely fun and underrated fighter, the best jitsuka MMA has ever seen>Yair A bit of a mickey mouse record but he's a really unique striker who has only ever lost to good fighters>MovsarThe descionater to end all descionaters, undefeated, a bit overrated (not nearly as dominant as some make out) and a bit underrated (surprisingly versatile)>Arnold AllenA supreme athlete and surprisingly technical fighter, was only a 15 fight winstreak until just now, had very close fights with Movsar and Max>EmmettNgannou tier power, goblin mode>AljamainLiterally the best bantamweight of all time>Calvin KattarJourneyman on his way out>Giga Chikadze Can crusher on his way out>Lerone MurpheyUndefeated prospect, extremely versatile and promising>Diego LopesCan, but a fun fighter>Bryce MitchellCan on his way out>Dan IgeELITE bum>BarbozaOld veteran on his way out
>>142973478Ortega is a 155er now
>>142973503nah he's not
>>142973478i'm astonished and it's not even the future
Kek what a KO machine!!!
It's about to start, in theory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxsZsPfEs5g
>>142973564>shatpoology
>>142973569its also about to end because these press conferences are all like 5 minutes longwhy even do them
Incredible......... The power of Gaethje.
hunrid pahcent brahv yano wut ah mean brahv ah ah truly believe brahv
>>142973626I think you made a mistake in your edit, Usman's is Gaethje's friend, he would never heem him
Let's get this shit started already, word to Tony
I am not astonished by the current featherweight division, but I am astonished by the future featherweight division; or at least my past self is.
>>142973693The very same Tony Bumflushsson who got pieced up by Justwins Godthje into perma retried flushed bum status?
Let's get it started (Hah)Let's get it started in hereLet's get it started (Hah)Let's get it started in hereLet's get it started (Hah)Let's get it started in hereLet's get it started (Hah)Let's get it started in here
>>142973693Tony Flako submist Michael Cheesa
y nuevo>>142932208>>142932208>>142932208>>142932208>>142932208
>>142973626>not having every ko be from wmmaIt's like you're not even trying
>>142973732Oh you rascal
/box/cels are pathetic
>Press conference delayed because an athlete withdrew due to gasoline poisoning
its so goofy how brits call gas petrolwhy cant they just talk normal
You are all cordially invited (not you two)>>142973802>>142973802
>>142972572why are female police officers allowed
>>142973011that was Ngannou who still had the fear of death holding him back
>>142973444it's sad knowing how certain fighters are forver held back by being retarded, like Garth always forget he can do a jab for most of his fights despite being real good with it.
>>142973478Yair and Ortega are insane rank squatter, both are still top 5 despite the fact that they both have only 2 wins in the past 5 years, one of them being against each other. With ore or as many loses respectively.Excluding their fight against each other, they have one combined win against ranked fighters.
>open presser>starts with a cyclops ad>ufc marketing Bisping as a defending champion
