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>makes you seethe
>>142965107Great post, Tord
Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
>>142965122what are you talking about schizo
>>142965118They should give it to Russia. Or even better, Denmark.
>>142965127Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
>>142965080>It's like 5 to 1I like those odds desu
>>142965121Thank you friend.Sometimes you've just got to post what's on your mind and not overthink it.
Jasper is BCAlberta starts at the foothills and Albertans are a lowland people
oh, it's an automated spambot.i see.
>>142965151Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
>>142965155Kek. Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
Pretty annoying being an Albertan. Flanked in the west and east by arrogant idiots. At least we have friends in Saskatchewan :)
>>142965155
Any penguins news
>>142965189Youre the penguins fan moron you tell us
>>142965177>SaskatchewanI'm not flat!
map is fucked
garry needs to make roller hockey popular again and then that could be put in the olympics and then he could put nhl hockey players in the summer olympics
time has arrivedwe are broadcasting /hoc/ live from my ass
>>142965111Appreciate you
>>142965228You taking a marner?
>>142965221How's the workhorse from whitehorse
>>142965227An intern will add that to the weekly PowerPoint deck
oatmeal tastes much better if you use milk instead of water
Wouldn't it be funny if the oilels got BTFO this season and eliminated in the first 1-2 rounds or don't even make the playoffs hahaThe hockey gods surely wouldn't let a bowman hiring team have nice things right?
>>142965269for me its adding so much milk that it pretty much becomes cereal
>>142965269This true?
>>142965317Assholes have won the cup beforeFuckin claude lemieux was a conn smythe winner
>>142965480arab zoomer arena worker did not think that was bussin'
>>142965514couldn't tell if he was arab or latinx
My truth is all of grade 8 I would grate the banana from my lunch into the class ventilator. It got pretty moldy and disgusting eventually breaking the thing. By December after ~100 banana's, the school got a maniac to take apart the ventilator. He got it working again.
>>142965587I hid chicken nuggets under our couch they tried to tell me it was an eating disorder but mom gave me too many damn chicken nuggets
>>142965587My bet is that your'e retarded. That's behavior for someone at about a grade 4 level
mom gave me too many damn chicken nuggets and dad opened my damn package
>>142965612says the guy who can't spell behaviour
>>142965587In grade 8 our classroom had heaters and vents high up in our classroom near some windows, like unreachable and unseeable unless you were on the roof, so every lunch period for about 6 months all the boys would would sit in that area and when somebody had something they didn't want to eat like 16 boys would all shout "up it goes!" and throw food up there, and the girls would just sit there on the other side of the room looking at us like we were retards. Then eventually the janitor was doing something on the roof and saw through the window a ton of moldy food and our class got this whole huge lecture about wasting food and the teacher kept demanding to know who did it, but nobody ratted, not even the girls who had no part in it. It was fuckin funny.
>>142965099*conspires against you*
Olympics start tomorrow numales
>>142965713is russia allowed to play
>>142965715Yes (as neutral athletes)
>>142965671Lmao based non rat culture
>>142965728My scouting report said I was a "neutral athlete"
>Phoenix Suns owner Mat Ishbia has his sights set on bringing hockey back to Arizona, Sportico reported Wednesday.
>>142965830sounds like someone put a mic in front of him, what else could you really say?
thinking about shooting my shot lads
>>142965269And it tastes even better if you use oat bran
>>142965830So what the only reason he wouldnt let the Coyotes use his arena was because he wanted the team for himself?
>>142965896
>>142965979An owner of a below average but basically normal sports franchise would look at the Arizona Coyotes the way someone in the 1300s would look at someone with the bubonic plague
>>142966017>oi mate i wanna pop yer bubbles initread a book midwit, the plague was so widespread because medieval people were literally retarded
>>142965118just like my pens
>>142965954shoot it right into your temple wrestlefaggot
>>142965269it tastes like shit if you do it in water
>>142966089Based
>>142966091it's wrestlechad
The only reason why Gary lifted the ban against bowman was because he would have sued
Oilers should have hired katey stone
>>142966089Dubas can save them
playing destiny
what should i watch before bed
THREAD MUSIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVPPLNLEZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVPPLNLEZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVPPLNLEZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVPPLNLEZM
Nobody clicked on it the first time, and nobody will click on it now retard.
Cause you got raped faggot KWAB
Can't believe they let Jasper burn. Fucking tragic
Nobody gets a (You) for rest of this thread
Where would you say is realistic destinations for some of the top free agents still available?James Van RiemsdykTyson BarrieTony DeAngeloTyler JohnsonKevin LabancMike HoffmanOliver KylingtonMax Pacioretty Jakub VranaNick CousinsAlex NylanderAlexander BarabanovFilip ZadinaJohn Klingberg
>>142967140The American Hockey League
Why didn't we specify the nation when we called the league the "national hockey league"
>>142967140Deangelo will sign with a contender for league minimum, the rest of those guys are done for, nobody is going to sign them except maybe Cousins.
>90 percent of the smoke is coming from out of provinceEVERY FUCKING TIMEhttps://weather.gc.ca/firework/firework_anim_e.html?type=em&utc=12bc saskatchewan and that random place in the usa need to get their shit together
>>142967358>90 percent of the smoke is coming from out of province
>>142965830Meruelo continues to be one of the shittiest owners in NHL history when Ishiba says this btw.
>>142967514It was actually Yonkisei! Gokisei would debut like 2 weeks later
>>142967337why would a contender sign tony d?
>>142965269i've been using bulgarian yogurt
>>142967544Cheap depth option and a power play 2 option. Carolina’s used him in that role.
>>142965480EVERYAY WE'RE SHUF-SHUFFLIN' PARTY ROOOOOOOOOCK
>>142965671Fucking Based
I dont think it was yogurt
>>142967140Everybody over the age of 30 will probably retire. Pussies who don't love the game enough to play AHL or European hockey does that and they all will get some bullshit job for a hockey team anyway.
>>142965587A bee died in the window and I kept picking it up with pencils I held like chopsticks and throwing it in there. One day we put it in and it started making a grinding sound where it was stuck and it kept making that sound the rest of the school year.
>>142967570he wasnt effective in that role
>>142969313Just like my islanders
>>142967358Once again, other provinces are ruining Alberta
>>142969489Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
>>142969495>core American valuesJust bring them in already
>laffs
I hate that feeling when jeans come out of the wash and they're tight
>>142965269neat, I should try that
>>142965954WINDY'S GONNA RAPE YOUWINDY'S GONNA RAPE YOU
>a grown man named windy
>spring of 22
>>142965480based
>>142965099My nickname used to be Dick-Dyke in college so I know I could take care of her as is, but I'd grow a vagina for Emma if she wanted me to.
>>142967206>The majority of NHL teams have always been US based.I don't think you'd like what country would have been specified.
my heart goes out to the humble people of Jasper but the flames are just too powerful to be stopped lmao
>>142965671lmao
While we didn't do it we were there, we knew, and we were complicit.
Dear /hoc/what do you think of my playlist
>April 26th, 1992>There was a riot on the streets>Tell me, where were you?>You were sittin' home watchin' your TV>While I was participating in some anarchy
>>142970525all good choices
>>142967140boston isn't keeping van reimsdyke but someone will pick him up for veteran presence
>>142970705Ring of fire. That's what they play when we win. Our la bumba
>>142965671>>142965587jen
>>142970733no one hears it often then, too bad
>>142970705include some prince and king crimson. when you're finished, upload it to the /hoc/ wiki
>>142970746cope we won our last game and wolfie almost got a shutout unlike dedmonton
>>142970733>ROFthe Cash original?? love that shit.. good classic track>>142970750>La Bamba in honor of Edmonton and their tragical victory lap and whoever that kid was >>142970750Copy that, Cap... I'll get some Bowie in there, too>The rusted chains of prison moons>Are shattered by the sun>I walk a road, horizons change>The tournament's begun>The purple piper plays his tune>The choir softly sing>Three lullabies in an ancient tongue>For the court of the Crimson King
>>142970766>wolfie almost got a shutoutthis is cope, and pretending that beating the shorks is the better than a scf berth is more cope
>>142970525>>142970705>no sandstormwew
>>142970815also basement jaxx is needed
>>142970811>losing your last game is actually winning nigga please flames had a more honourable last game
>>142970840>missing the playoffs is actually winningflames know no honor
>>142970856Oilers last game:>>142965317Flames last game:I rest my case
>>142970924>still pretending these games are equalnohonour
thanks for the helpful suggestions, /hoc/.. >what the hell is this basement jaxx thing? sounds like house music for drunk girls
>>142970937True they aren't because oilers lost because they suck and my flames rule because they won
>>142970965celebrating 38 wins in a season and beating up the shorks is really all the fumes havepretty sad considering
>>142970981You lost buddy stop coping
>>142971006nou
>just added Rock Lobster to the /hoc/ playlist fitting
Can Jasper bring climate action I want to preface this with condolences for the homes that are lost, the jobs and the personal chaos that evacuees are experiencing. It's devestasting.But I really really want this to result in some sort of meaningful action against climate change. Maybe this tragedy can get people on board who have the power to actually DO something about it. I want the vacation home of a high ranking oil exec to have been reduced to ash. The favourite honeymoon spot of climate denialism politicians to be ruined. Maybe then we can get the rich and powerful to understand that summers of smoke and increasing frequency of severe weather events is not normal. We need action, we need corporations to take real steps and we can't have environmental issues be split by political lines.We can't let this fade into the background. Something good has to come from this loss.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>142971020based. love shack next, please.
>>1429710155-1 buddy we won
>>142971044>missed the playoffs for the second year in a rowyou lost, stop coping
>>142971028Canada needs more all female controlled burn conferences
the bigger disaster is newfags replying unironically to a raped bitch
>>142971054Post stanley cup raising photo and i'll admit defeat
>>142971090
and if you're wondering Gary Glitter is on the playlist, OF COURSE!! who does /hoc/ think I am.. sheesh
>>142971129Obviously i was referring to the last 2 years that you brought up
>>142971161is that cup not more recent than the flames one?
>>14297116604 retard
>>142971175Post stanley cup raising photo and i'll admit defeat
>>142971178[muffled hava nagila in the distance]
>>142971161Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
>>142971178stFU gary
>>142971196What is the way wherever you are from? I'm assuming Ontario?
>>142971226already trying to deflect and blame otherstypical albertan
pooing outside and being cupless: the ontarian way
>>142971260Oh yeah? Then explain this!
>>142971275Doctored image
true canadians inhabit all provinces except ontario and quebec
>no true canadian fallacy
>>142971325Québec libre tabarnak
Anyone who doesn't experience at least a week of minus 40 every year isn't Canadian. Sorry!
you have 60 seconds to name one canadian
>>142971436Jagmeet Singh
>>142971436brett hull
>>142971436Crispin Roy
>>142971436terry fox
>>142971436Me
>>142971436Rob Ford
ya know you never hear much about new brunswick
>>142971637The old one was better
I hope they didn't fire Jeff Marek, 32 Thoughts is the only hockey media thing I listen to
>>142971653Full of pakis now unfortunately many such cases the west has fallen
Literally what happens in New Brunswick? Every other province has some kinda stereotype. All I know about it is it's bilingual.
>>142971757it's basically maine.
>>142971436
I speak for the Oilers:Oilers fan coming in peace.Just to let you guys know, im still a bit salty over the cup but im not here to spread any hate. Please dont downvote me for being an oiler - thats hockeyteamsist, lol.Anyway, I believe i speak for the oilers when I say screw Stan Bowman. Oilers fans around the globe are outraged and do not agree or side with him at all. We are just as outraged as other teams should be - their is no shielding of his actions just because he is an Oiler. r/EdmontonOilers shows it clearly, nobody is happy with who this man is.Please, as we do to you, continue to think of us as worthy opponents rather than using Stan Bowman as ammunition.Thank you. EDIT: Thanks for being chill. Also sorry if "coming in peace" is the forbidden term or something idk
>rags
>>142971757largest independent brewery in canada
>>142971794
>>142971888which one?, there's like a dozen
>>142971637Still not convinced Labrador exists
>>142971911there is only one that claims that title, retard
>>142971921Moosehead? Cause Big Rock and Steam Whistle compete with Moosehead, it's a neck-and-neck situation over there right now>source; I also do Brewwsery News along with sports page outfits
>>>Brewery News/sheesh/
>>142971948neither big rock or steam whistle produce the volumes of moosehead
no one cares about your interests you retarded bitch we aren't your friends
>>142971969if you say so, lad, I could be off my nut, who knows
Big rock is based because it's named after a real glacial erratic from Okotoks
Labrador and Herzegovina
Glacial Erection
>>142972087It was the 17th of April the Holiest Day of the Year
>>142972087Wat happened?
>>142972087see>>142970544https://youtu.be/gAQ7fGXHFJ8
>>142972139Raped
kyle beach is a homosexual who loved getting railed by brad aldrich and it's about time someone said it out loud. Degenerate homosexual drug addict Kyle Beach needed to make a quick buck and started this whole regret rape hysteria and the Blackhawks got railroaded for it.
what do kyle beach and tbg have in common?
>>
>>142972165/hoc/'s obsession
>>142972235Jealous?
>>142972235rape board newfag
Geronimo runs this shit
me when kyle beach
>>142971016
What happened to him? Was he tired of Friedman?
>>142972547
you called that number on 4/17/22 kwab
>>142972608he's an insufferable hipster, fucking hope he ropes himself
She called me a hipster doofus
HUMP DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
>>142972608He got the job :)
/hoc/ gets no hoessad
>>142972920*internal eternal squealing*
I took one 20 minute meeting today and am doing fuckall since. Deciding on lunch worries me. I may not be up for it.
>"no" hoes
jasper is ashesbanff is standinganother win for calgary chads
>not rooting for the Flames in the off season
>>142973007great post
>>142973081>San Jose Sharks>Detroit Red Wings>Buffalo SabresBeginning to think that God might not be on this guy's side
>>142973109hardest battles for his biggest retards
/hoc/ly reminder that Florida, the Sunshine State, is currently the Official State of Ice Hockey
>>142971436justin bieber
>>142972959such is the life of a remote wagie
>>142973150you missed the 60 seconds by nearly two hours I'm afraid
>>142973132This was fact checked as pants on fire
how do you think jeff marek is going to break the news to his wife (biomale)
>>142973204Sunrise and Estero FL would both like to differ and compare Championship jewelry, lad... >
>>142973237the news that he's gay?
>>142973250>Florida rules the NHL and ECHL What about the AHL?
>>142973132/hoc/ doesn't have enough doggy posts
>>142973399Calder is in Hershey, PA, but they earned it..
checked in with a source, he confirms that the Carolina Hurricanes fucking blow
>>142973421Gary had to take the sparkledoggoes to pound, er the um.. the vet, lad... >no worries, stand by for more word about Utah HC
>Panthers almost blow a 3-0 >gives Canada false hope>1993
>>142973492Good post and great contribution to the thread, and ultimately to the sport of hockey
why is hockey media filled with idiot ugly women, it's fucking terrible.
>>142973545
>>142973545Cope I'm a Karoline Kameron King
>>142973571shes hot i like her
>>142973545True the men are so smart and handsome
I’m here for Jeff and Elliot
>>142973613Bwahahaha fuck the islanders
>>142973613>>142973613
>>142973595They broke up, like Brangelina
>>142973651see>>142973539
>>142967140>James Van Riemsdyk BOS>Tyson BarrieSEA>Tony DeAngeloSHL/KHL>Tyler JohnsonTBL>Kevin LabancCHI>Mike HoffmanCHI>Oliver KylingtonSHL>Max PaciorettyMIN>Jakub VranaLAK>Nick CousinsSTL>Alex NylanderFLA>Alexander BarabanovKHL>Filip ZadinaMTL>John KlingbergSHL
STALKER 2 was delayed again, thanks a lot putler
>>142973813shit dev run by retards
>>142973591subban and messier should be replaced with two randomly selected dykepuck players
>>142973874PICK JAMIE!!!!! she's already been an NHL talking head, after all >sure, she can balance two different league desk jobs at once, right Jamie?? you're a dynamo
>>142973920>image related
>see qt>come to thread>not a single qt to be found in itwhy do you do this to me anon? I don't know jack shit about dancing on ice, only here to some grills so post them
>>142973943
>his team doesnt have an international followingngmi
>>142973943We don't jerk off where we eat bud
>>142973857>>142973813Thanks a lot Putin
Get this, the final day of the 2024-2025 regular season is...April 17th>PHI @ BUF>DET @ TOR>CAR @ OTT>TBL @ NYR>WSH @ PIT>NYI @ CBJ
Laffs and islanders... playing on the same day... that day being April 17... reminds me of that one year... that one day... that chilly day...
>>142974172>>142974200It was Easter that day
lol we cheated in soccer. no wonder we got so good all of a sudden
>a National Tradition
>The Flyers on Thursday signed winger Travis Konecny to an eight year contract extension with an annual average value of $8.75 million.retards
>>142972724I don't know how people enjoy him at all.
>>142974288Just like my islanders
>>142973938lizard person confirmed
>>142974104mutant league hockey was a great game and they should remake it
>>142974400shut the fuck up dumb redditor
>>142974408listen jeet, youre in our country now. I get they didn't have electricity or sega's back in hindustan, but you need to go eat some cow shit and calm the fuck down.I can smell the fucking brampton BO from here.
>redditor posts 40 year old shitty vidya with 3 pixels>another redditor says they should "remake it">tell him to shut up>boomoids start screechingpar for the course
man, that was harsh...
Welcome to nu Canadahttps://nowtoronto.com/news/it-makes-no-sense-toronto-building-had-to-tell-its-residents-to-stop-throwing-feces-at-electrical-workers/Diversity is still our strength desu
>open /hoc/>canada sperging out again for basically no reasonlike clockwork
>>142974545t. raped bitch after 04/17/22
Did Marek rape someone at the draft? who has the story?
Where would you say is realistic destinations for some of the top free agents still available?-James Van Riemsdyk-Tyson Barrie-Tony DeAngelo-Tyler Johnson-Kevin Labanc-Mike Hoffman-Oliver Kylington-Max Pacioretty -Jakub Vrana-Nick Cousins-Alex Nylander-Alexander Barabanov-Filip Zadina
>>142974901up your ass
>>142973813good, it looked like slop.
rumour is jeff marek (white master race) quit because dave amber (black) got to host the draft.MAREK CONFIRMED POL APPROVED
>>142975089dave amber looks like he eats live cats
hey can someone go make some AI porn of Caroline Cameron
>>142975089Sad. Despite him having woke opinions like wanting the Blackhawks to change name and logo and wanting the Conn Smythe to change name because Conn Smythe was ''racist'' he still put out a hockey podcast 5 days a week and had pretty good stories from the old time hockey.
>>142975169she (my wife) isn't like that
>- I am very motivated and grateful to have this opportunity to play for Brynäs. It will be an exciting challenge for me as I have not been to Sweden before. I have only heard good things about the country, the city and the club which made my decision easy. I am looking forward to a good season with my new teammates and all the devoted supporters, says the player himself.Would be much funnier if North American players that come to Europe said ''I heard the city sucks, the weather is shit, the team will definitely fight against relegation and the fans are only in the stands when the team wins''.
>>142975341That is what he is saying. Read between the lines Sven
>>142975401Well, it will be a miracle if Brynäs is having a good season since they are newly promoted.
>I think Sweden fucking stinks but I'm a bust and have to play in gay Europe in a gay fag nation with gay fans that's what I would say
was jeff drunk at the draft or what bros?
What is life without hockey?
>>142975795exactly the same
>>142975675it happens
>>142975675Heard he called David amber a house coon and had sex with Caroline Cameron (who is married to a poster on this very board)
>>142975940I told you she isn't like that she's only had sex the one time on our wedding night
>>142975649Beats playing in the AHL in fucking Hartford
small towns are way more kino than the big city and I live in a shitty big city
>>142976129Move to Jasper bud
>>142973967has gary give up on asia?
>>142976129for me it's mid-sized cities.
>https://www.nhl.com/bruins/team/centennial/100-days-of-hockeywho's going to this?
>>142976129what is this, planet retard?
small town living is based mowing your lawn is based waving hello is based
motivate me to go to the gym
>>142976229Couple threads ago Geronimo said he was going
>>142976129you need to go back to Mumbai
>>142975061>>142975016>>142974996>>142974953Real fucking original bitch
>>142976280https://youtu.be/MlmQONDjwWM?si=ZxzrUA3htAH2EMtH
>>142976229can't go, but will go to provincetown to attend bear weekend, lot's of former Bruins will make an appearance
Me asking Gary where the trades are
>>142976400you going to fuck any of them or are you too much of a coward to throat tims cock
>>142976400finna spend a weekend with a bunch of fat hairy homos buddy?
>>142976460>>142976461
>>142976400will ullmark go to hang out with swayman?
>>142976383Just like my islanders
>>142976280Literally who?
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>142976581bro all the respect is going to the flyers and michkov now, bro. prepare for a philly dynasty. dark times are ahead for us, bro
>>142976621you're right pensbro. michkov is going to put up such better numbers than jack poos and peeco hishittier, i can't handle it, bro
>>142976674this is the year the bruins finally miss playoffs. the future is looking dark, bro
>>142976699>>142976674>>142976621>>142976581All me btw
>>142976542Newfag
>>142976715can you post a flames one please
The islanders, pens, devils and bruins are all going to miss the playoffs btw
>>142976855She’s so ugly
>>142976877fight me in real life meet me in Jasper I'll drag you to hell
>>142976863My islanders are winning the cup
>>142976863bro the flyers are basically a lock for the playoffs with michkov
>>142976863mostly agree but the devils are making it
>>142976938how's the weather on planet retard?
>>142976729I've been on /hoc/ for a decade. Geronimo isn't real
>>142976956it just stopped raining
>>142976863Post slip
i'm disappointed in the lack of new gimmicks so far this off season
STOP saying the r word
>>142976892Jasper has fallen
>>142977008I'm debuting mine in august
>>142977024anon is falling with it after gets these hands
What up guys Geronimo here
>>142977073You a g, bro
>>142977073based galaxian
>>142977073which bruins fan fest are you attending?
>>142977144The one at the Colisée. It's the closest to where I live. Are you going?
>>142977093>>142977133Thanks fellas :)
>>142977249it's on a friday so I can't go
>>142977321Sorry to hear #bruinsfourlife
>>142977387I'll probably go to the lowell one
>>142976444>>142976444>/tits/>>142976444>>142976444>/hoc/>>142976444>>142976444>/gary/
have to go wo to work >:(
>>142977785good luck bro
>>142977785don't drop the soap
>>142977544Nice, have fun :)
>>142977759Good post
Why does /hoc/ give me onlyfans ads now? I thought this was a blue board?
>>142978035Retard
>>142978035hiroshimoot really doesn't care anymore
Please consider becoming a patron so I can continue to make high quality posts about the flames
>>142978035is there nudity in the ad?
>>142978311Unsubscribe
>>142978321Are you sure?
>>142978344Chargeback
Which team is the closest to going into a full rebuild? I'm talking blowing it all up and tearing it down ala the recent Sharks
>>142978388There seems to have been a problem kwab
>>142978394Flames. They already sorta started but once they miss the playoffs again the plug will be pulled
>>142978394vegass
Age: 18-34Gender: ~70% male, ~30% femaleLocation: United States (47%), United Kingdom (7%), Canada (6%), Australia (4%), Germany (4%)Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, moviesEducation: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college30% of /hoc/ is female
>>142978394>rags
>>142978475The femcel
is anybody going to post BIG ANIME TITTIES to this thread or not
>>142978527
>>142978394Kings if they don't show improvement based on their semi-rebuild and keep getting bounced by the Oilers. There's an opportunity to rebuild around Clarke and Byfield and to add around that core especially when Kopitar and Doughty are off the books.
>>142978418I guess a player like Rasmus Andersson will be traded for picks
>>142978614He’s worth one first round pick and a prospect
>>142978564Who even is this guy? Baseball?
>>142978564Kys
>>142978394>laffs
>>142978691Would be funny but no. Treliving is about to make the Huberdeau contract look like a bargain when he extends Marner
>>142978720Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Albertan way.
be fat retarded and paki this is the samir method
>>142978614I hate that shit and have no idea why conroy hasn't traded his ass. Andersson leaked his own trade rumours at the deadline. Fucking rat, gtfo
>>142978394Lightning. Vasy have played 82 games each season and is over the hill, Guentzel is 36, got a 8 year deal and is a left shooter who have no use on the power play, which will be God awful this season.
>>142978770well Alberta is the only functional province in this shithole country so yes it is right and correct we blame others.
>>142978825Cope we have Doug ford leading the way
>>142978825Denial of what is happening in your own backyard. This is the Albertan way.
>>142978804Southern Swedes are like that. Untrustworthy.
>>142978720Mitchell marner is 1 billion times the player pooperdeau is
It appears our superiority has one again led to some controversy
>>1429789071 billion times zero is still zero
Huberdeau quite quit since he’s a lazy millennial. You don’t see gen x or gen z pulling this shit
>Quite
>>142978394this is from reddit kek
>born 13 January 1997literally the cut-off, is he a millenial or a zoomer?
>>142978634
>>142978634>not knowing the maddog lmao
>>142978634https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_the_Interruptionalso>he is already 76 yo
>>142979180Milking a job long into retirement age.. that's the world we live in now, I guess.
>>142979180>boomer who's been on tv daily for over 20 years is in his 70s imagine my shock
/Happy_Hour/ will NEVER return after these messages from our vendors.. PLEASE DRINK!!!>... ...responsibly
>>142979122>>142979193>>142979240kys
>>1429791141997 checking in, I identify more with zoomers
>>142979279for me, it's 2009-2013
>>142979279>homestarrunner dot com
>>142979260Very good post
Apparently it's idiot retard client day at work lads
>>142979377Are you a retard, an idiot, or a client?? and How is the work day coming along, sweetie?
/hoc/ bros, will we watch grass hockey at the olympics?
>>142979413#retards
BUSINESS IDEA:a /hoc/ general App for Android and iPhone
>>142979432Why doesn’t Gary have an ice hockey competition at the summer games? It’s the 21st century you can make ice in the summer now.
>>142979413>teds
>>142979439business idea:/hoc/ island
>>142979457>JLMHI
Not a single mention on /hoc/
>>142979487no one cares
>>142979487not a single ticket kwab
>>142979487We don't discuss hockey here. I posted about TK extending and didn't any (You)s
be a retarded raped bitch that's the retarded bitch way
>>1429789651x1=2
>>142979522at least the Flyers give a fuck about trying to stay competitive. They should be decent if Michkov is legit.
>>142979487
>>142979578bro michkov is more than legit he's going to lead a flyers dynasty. he is going to make ochudkin look like yakupov levels of bust amongst russians
thinking of creating /hoc/ island 2.0, it's been years
>>142979625>National Anthem is Green Day"Do It Again" by Steely Dan is /hoc/'s International Anthem then
>>1429796685 years later we could do it
>>142979668no one askedno one cares+ youre raped
>>142979704EXCELLENT post
>>142979668Thats what you said to Stephen on June 11th
someone explain to me why my sharkies are dookie but management is charging exuberant amounts of money for nosebleed seats
>>142979811they think rich tech jeets and chinamen will pay those prices
>>142979811r-e-l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n
>>142979811what is, "the Bay Area in general is expensive" Alex..>Potpourri my good man, all in...
>>142979853has nothing to do with it, even giants tickets get down to $15-25 bucks. (Fisher doesnt count because he's a faggot)
>>142979853Stephen was all in on that fateful chilly Easter evening
>>142979811
>>142979413Ottawa should try
>>142979896how could blumpf do this
>>142979844boogie is lame as fuck, cyrax is the real deal and he's been sperging out almost daily for weeks now
>>142979879balls deep they say
Oh yeah sure that'll happen you betcha I got muh tickets
>>142979925>player assistance program
>>142979765Kek
>>142979811they think tech bros like hockey
>>142980051Without our precious lolcows this would be a terribly uneventful offseason. >pic unrelated God himself.
>>142979625Please do. A lot has changed
>>142980316indeedi am always prepared when it comes to extreme weather, frankie, thanks
>>142979668based
>>142978475all of the cute girls are on /a/
all of the cute girls in Alberta south of red deer
Bit sick of retards listing video games on facebook market place for a dollar and then when you click on it it's like ummm actually no it's actually 100 dollars.
>>142978504/hoc/ is a boys only high school
>>142980352you i had to do it to em
>>142979336I miss rage comics
>>142979487He looks like he is in pain
>>142980388for me, it's stoner comics
>>142980426kek
absolute cutie at the bar but she's with her dad and has cringe tattoos
>>142980461who goes to the bar with their dad?
>>142980473I do twice a week myself
>>142980461>>142980473"dad"
>>142980457
START THE DAMN SEASON BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
>>142980499he's taking her back to his hotel tonight
>>142980520he's gonna tuck her in good
>>142980506based robert, i miss early GoT
>>142980483you've scared away so many women
>>142980325the last one of these I have is from 2022
/hoc/ in 2014
>>142980534foodposter is my favorite poster
>>142980585love him or hate him, gotta admire his autistic dedication to his craft
not sure whether I'll study or listen to music
>>142980614do both, low volume instrumental, or take breaks at intervals (ssay 30 minutes), listen to one song while walking around, then back to studying
>>142980562>refs
>>142980629shall follow your directions
>>142980649cheers lad
Getting it ready, king?
>>142980351those are for me last time i ever used tinder i fucked a girl from okotoks and she was a super massive whore, i was ashamed of myself
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>>142980532only like 4
