ASSORTED FRIENDLY GAMES>26th July 202417:00 1.FC Nürnberg - Juventus>27th July 202415:00 AZ Alkmaar - Atalanta15:00 Hansa Rostock - Lazio>1st August 20242:30 Bbilan - Real Madrid>3rd August 202421:00 Juventus - BrestRemember to PLEASE take your meds, shave your balls, not post if you're from a third world country, text your sister that you love her and keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
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Barrenechea: SOLD. Iling Jr: SOLD. Soulé: SOLD. De Winter: SOLD. Kaio Jorge SOLD. Huijsen: is going to get SOLDMax Allegri (criticized by “not trusting the young players and destroying them”) is going down as the manager who used most of the youngsters ever at Juve.
>>142972730he got old
>Colpani to Fiorentina on loan with an option to buyviolafras we got our guy
>>142972974Refute this (you quite literally can't)
>>142972974yeah but heckin grimtoli is preparing food or something
Shhhh, Go Ahead Eagles is playing
also kys mottard
Thats how a /seriea/ meet up would look like
>>142973368What a bvll Holden
I want to come watch a serie A game and also a Sampdoria game this year. Any advice on how best to achieve this as someone from England?I understand you need a fan card or membership but can I get this if Im from abroad?
>>142973368Why did they separate the white players from the negru ones
>>142973593They did? I see 0 ethnically white people in that image
BREAKING: BORDEAUX WILL GIVE UP THEIR PROFESSIONAL STATUS AS A CLUB! Players' contracts will be terminated, the training centre will close.
You now remember that Gourcuff goal for Bordeaux
>>142973664rip
>>142973368me on the far left with the hat
>>142973775hey :)
>>142973706Yeah...
>>142973157disgraceful that grimtoli is going after literl who ngubus instead of italian talents like colpani.he will be sold for 50 mln in a matter of 1-2 seasons
>>142973664farewell to my favorite french club
>Italian player>sold for 50mil
>Soule: 26+4M, 10% on future sale>Huijsen: 15+3M, 10% on future saleis it a good deal for <us?
>>142974156Realistically yes, but we will always wonder what could have been if htey stayed
Do you think Udinese will avoid relegation this year?
>>142974156It's honestly okayish, but man it makes me mad to see talents like them go for such a cheap price when shit players get sold for ridiculous amounts of money in other leagues. There were sacrifices to do, and here they are, now there's a lot of other players left to buy and sell.
>>142974156considering that jj would have to pay 2x for a similar player and that the money will be wasted on garbage?probably not
>>142974212i wish apudinese all the best for this year
>>142974039> he will be sold for 50 mln in a matter of 1-2 seasonsfor me he’s not bad but he’s not better than luis alberto to be generous >>142974156soule, we scammed themhuijsen, they scammed us
>Following Calafiori's departure, Bologna are looking into replacements for the centre-back. Jaka Bijol is among the names that are liked by the club. Udinese ask for 16M+ addons, while Bologna are willing to spend 12M at best (Di Marzio)
>>142973608Bisontega
Juventus probable XI versus Nürnberg>Di Gregorio, Gatti, Djalo, Cabal, Cambiaso, Locatelli, Thuram, Fagioli, Miretti, Weah, VlahovicAccording to Cazzetta, Weah's back at playing striker (his original role)
>>142974685Giallo's first starting spot isn't it?
>>142974746So it seemsSo it seems
>>142974685> adzic benched for a serie d player if true, one between adzic and motta is a complete imbecile
>>142974774He's probably gonna come on at half time, it's a friendly anon, the point of the game is to let everyone play
For me, it's those friendly games played in 4 parts of 30 minutes
>>142974685So it's actually a 4-3-1-2? Belgio, we were right all along
>>142974810He never really played a 4-3-3 at Bologna, and players like Yildiz or Adzic fit in the role of second strikers way more than they do in the role of wingers after all. It's probably gonna be between a 4-2-3-1 and a 4-3-2-1 all season, and it may even somewhat explain the interest in Adeyemi.
2-7-2.
>>142974774I told you he was a shit coach given his stint at Bologna but you didn't listen.
Mo we're supposed to listen to schizos
>>142974156selling soule is crazy to me. looks like di maria on the pitch
>>142974911Getting mad at the starting line-up of a friendly is surreal stuff
>>142974924What do you expect from a coach who barely reached 4th place with a scudetto tier team? Motta is retarded
Im waiting for the Motta flop
Latest Transfers (mostly Serie B movements)>Moustapha Cissé (Atalanta U23) to FC.St Gallen <Loan Transfer>>Riccardo Pagano (Roma) to Catanzaro <Loan Transfer>>Niccolò Pierozzi (Fiorentina) to Palermo <1M>>Zinho Vanheusden (Inter Milan) to KV Mechelen <Loan Transfer>>Alexis Blin (Lecce) to Palermo <1.5M>>Filippo Pittarello (Cittadella) to Catanzaro <Loan Transfer>>Mattia Aramu (Genoa) to Mantova <Loan Transfer>>Marlon Mustapha (Como) to Greuther Furth <Loan Transfer>
>>142975019He already flopper massively sy zbologna
When the valium kicks in
Redpill me on Circle Bruges
>>142975199/seriea/'s approved belgio club
There's no way Fiocretina actually spends 15-20mil for McChicken, right? Seems too good to be true
Country Ranking - Top 5 Race. Netherlands are already struggling in the Top 5 Race as Go Ahead Eagles drew at home with Brann.- With this draw in the first leg of their UECL - QR2 tie, Go Ahead Eagles added only +0.083 points to Netherlands. France are 3.753 pts ahead!
>>142975199Says all you need to know really
New predicted formation is up>Di Gregorio; Savona, Djalo, Gatti, Cambiaso; Locatelli, Thuram; Weah, Miretti, Sekulov; Vlahović.
>>142975205>he doesn’t rate Koninklijke Patro Eisden Maasmechelen
For me, it's St Truiden
Abominio tecnico but I'm not supposed to say that
>>142975273Owned by an amerimutt somehow even shadier than 777 partners, the same one that tried to get his claws on Vitesse (but failed because the Dutch FA actually asks where the money comes from)
>>142975246for me its the third one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-sYscgZRJs
Amerimotta
>>142975246I like the colour scheme. >>142975303If a club runs out of money do the Dutch FA ask them “wat nou?”
>>142975389You don't even get a licence allowing you to participate in professional football if you can't show a balanced budget for the season
>>142975414Germanic fiscal responsibility. Shitalians could never.
>the 24/25 season starts>Henderson still plays for Ajax and even captains themWhat a weird timeline
>>142974794every minute weah plays is stolen
How shite is the Belgio league man? Killie are more than holding their own here
>Facundo González is impressing in training and the coaching staff are very happy with him. The thought of him going out on loan is an idea but no longer 100% certain like at were at the end of May, because there is a small possibility that he could stay in Turin.BELGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142975595What did you expect from the second team in a medium-sized city like Brugge?
>>142975668I-It's above average
>>142974685curious to see gatti as terzino and weah as striker, also 6 italian starters, not bad
>>142975246first logo reminds me of the Real Oviedo one
Business idea: Real Orvieto
>>142974924kek, comparing soule to di maria is like comparing kean to lewandowski
>>1429756684th in the league innit. I’ve grown up watching Scottish teams in Europe. Outside of the Glasgow clubs it’s a fucking disaster usually.Just googled the size of Brugge and it’s a lot smaller than I thought it was.
>>142975768>4th in the league innit5th in the actual league, but they ended up being 4th in that meme Belgian championship group where the points get halved during the full moon the ref whistles are made from elvish silver
Based EA devs being Gatti knowers
>>142975640i dont want my boy rugani to leave
>>142975768>Outside of the Glasgow clubs it’s a fucking disaster usuallyYeah it kinda says it all that the last time a non Celtic/Rangers club won the league was Aberdeen with fucking Alex Ferguson. Tells you how long it has been
>>142975227We have 0 right to be top 5 to be fair, we will always duke it out with Portugal to be the 6th league and that's fine
>>142975871Depends if French teams decide to do fuck all in Europe like they usually do.
Dutch defensive midfielder and centre-back Melle Meulensteen makes a surprise transfer to Sampdoria.
>>142975799Splitting the league is both based and dare I say it… redpilled.>>142975846Aye it’s been 40 years. Nobody has really got close since the early 90s when Celtic were in huge financial trouble. Even when Rangers were demoted there was never a real challenge to a poor Celtic team.
>>142975934His sister is a commentator on ITV
>>142975925They'll always have PSG and a solid rotation of teams below them like Lens, Lille and Merdseille. We have 3 teams that can make a fist but never more than 2 at a time.>>142975982Their dad was a part of the Fergie years at ManU, she's a nepobabby. It's very cute when she speak flawless English but also manages to perfectly pronounce even the trickiest of Dutch names. She did BBC radio commentary at some point I think
>>142975960>>142975799what i don't get is the need to do it for clubs who finished midtable as well. I get rewarding a chance to play in europe but it feels retarded to me >>142975960>Nobody has really got close since the early 90s when Celtic were in huge financial trouble. Even when Rangers were demoted there was never a real challenge to a poor Celtic team.No foreigner yank/saudi has tried to do a city like takecover ? Is the league really not marketable enough to attrack those types of owners?
>>142976082>what i don't get is the need to do it for clubs who finished midtable as well. I get rewarding a chance to play in europe but it feels retarded to meBecause otherwise you get 10 clubs that don't have anything to play for for the last 20% of the season. Having them fight for play-off places and then those play-offs at the end of the season are some of the most fun times to keep up with the league.
Kek was he a Milan fan all along?
>>142976082>>142976113It's probably cuz play fm23 with a belgian club and it really gets annoying sometimes, especially how the european playoff spot works>winner of the european playoff group faces 5th placed team in the champions group for the final spot. they don't even consider the 6th placed team>>142976044true. it's just funny how the only competition frenchies have been mostly successful at it's the fucking intertoto
Allegri has a bigger penis than Motta.
>>142976193>winner of the european playoff group faces 5th placed team in the champions group for the final spot. they don't even consider the 6th placed teamWell the Belgian system is next-level retarded. But it can make for some exciting games and you get more 'top' games in a season which the broadcaster likes>true. it's just funny how the only competition frenchies have been mostly successful at it's the fucking intertotoWell there's only so many trophies UEFA can hand out so once you go below a certain level the likelyhood of winning is pretty small. That's why the Comfyrence is sucha. good idea although it's a shame that even then teams from big leagues end up winning it
Macc-ACK! Haif-ACK!
>>142976349> good idea although it's a shame that even then teams from big leagues end up winning itcurious to see how the new league format will influence that, since it's supposed to be for all 3 european competitions and no way to move to another now
>>142976412>mfw it's factually impossible for Roma to play Feyenoord this season
>>142975640(btw quick reminder that i am not the only one anymore who doesnt use caps and puts the space after the meme arrow)
>>142976171literally the "I say this as a gobbo" schizo
>>142972740Based
>>142976446mfw Sevilla can't shithouse their way to the Europa League with a 3rd place in UCL
>alberto angela mogged by temptation islandKWAB
>>142976609ded "country"ded sborrt
>>142976609Temptation Island gets you fika doe
>>142976537Edits WILL be made
>>142976658one more reason to become a faggot
>Torino are interested in Lille's left back Gabriel Gudmundsson (Di Marzio)
>Stuttgart are interested in El Bilal Touré (Di Marzio)
https://x.com/CalcioNoContext/status/1816241849658429603I miss him
Negotiations between Karim Adeyemi’s camp and Juventus continue, after direct contact exclusively revealed yesterday.Discussions ongoing over contract terms, salary and more.Juve will prepare opening bid to Borussia Dortmund right after.
>>142976997He's having a great time over there if you go by all the videos and photos that pass by. Insigne by comparison is a ghost
>>142977011I accept the fate, I'm betting on him being strong like Kean will be for Fiocretina, may the calcio gods bless me
how flies riomma legend marco violi
Had some quality torn leggings sesso, good night /seriea/
H-h-haha same
MAx Allegri reached 3rd place with a Serie B tier team and people hate him.Thiago Motta barely reached 4th place with a scudetto contending team and people rate him.Can any non-shitposting idiot explain this to me?????
Don't let the score fool you, Farioli is continuing the Ajax downfall and it's beautiful
>>142977796>Don't let the score fool youWon 1-0 against some random team with a late winner, the score doesn't really indicate a rise in Ajax's level honestly
http://x.com/ReadyPlayer2__/status/1816455457940091341
>>142977999Reminder Pedullà is a Motta shill and an Allegri hater. That tells you a lot about him.
>ajax barely scrapes by some random serbain team>panathinaikos barely scrapes by some random bulgarian team>austria vienna loses against some random finnish team>cska sofia barely scrapes by some random montenegro teamhonestly i feel kinda sad for the nobili decadute, i hope they'll make it at least to the group stage
These early European play-offs are always great to separate the elite from the petite
>>142978102They aren't early, they're right on time!
>>142977011kys grimtoli was just a shitpost at one point
>>142977011prime crackhead era paratici transfer, dortmunders haven’t been this happy since the allies stopped bombing them in ww2
It was a comfy evening of July and I just HAD to be reminded of Paratici's existance
New Trannie Robots trailer is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2NuUWuwPCM
>>142978578Hopefully they'll make him cheap, dude isn't worth any more than 30mil. Dortmund fans are gonna riot of the management gets too greedy and kills the deal kek.>>142978646I'll never forgive him for some of his fuck-ups.
>allnegru and muttuidi drag bunch of shitters to a ngoppa title and champions league classification >get rid of allnegru >actively trying to get rid of muttuidi >hire meme coach>buy meme playersjJcvcks finna crash and burn worse than a Fiat G212
Independence referendum reference!
>Allnegru>longest winless streak of the past years>Muttuidi>Rabiot-tier few months of good performances only to go back to shitter status directly afterSeems like some of you weren't around for the second part of last season
>>142978674Blud is watching caroons :skull:
>>142978729see >>142977743
is grimtolis fever dream also allnegrus kurp?
>>142978856Is the fever dream that Alex Sandro was getting paid 6,5mil/year and that Allnegru was one of the highest paid coaches in the world? Because if so, yeah
>>142978856It's actually Pavel/Andrea's kurp, but foei if you say it
>>142976609who the fuck watches tv to begin with?
>>142978882Yeah, pretty much. I'm actually thankful of the last management's fuck-up, the team needed a wake up call
I'm going to take a look at Rabiot's club, a strong and charismatic player such as him must've been locked down to a contract as soon as July 1st hit
>>142978968The club? Driveclub.
>>142979033Too soon
>>142979073So that's how Giuntoli will gather the money for Adeyemi
Gonna be loling at juventus under montenegru flag from tomorrow till Monday
Another Bosnia post, another post about Juve
I just can't stop being obsessed with old ladies
>Bosnia so shit he escapes to a country with the word negro in its nameloleeee
Periodical reminder that germano is the best poster
>Italy so full of migrants they can't fathom the idea of a temporary migration
>Todibo deal completed soon>Koop likely next week>Adeyemi isn't concrete yet, just a meeting between his father and Giuntolus
>>142979242Can an AI really be the best poster?
>La #Fiorentina vorrebbe #Rugani e #McKennie.I am in love with this club
>>142979249>>Koop likely next weekSource?
>>142979249New barrel of delusionfuel got delivered?
>>142979338Romano, just watched his stream. Todibo's deal will be done right when the Huijsen money comes in, and then after Soulè's one is completed Jj will make an offer (and the negotations will thus happen throughout next week). Should've worded it better eh.
If de rossi doesn't win the league with the sqvadrone they're buying him it's a Motta 4th place last season-tier fallimentozzo
New (shifted) gimmick just dropped
>>142979269Commisso sleeper agent folder grows larger and larger each day
>>142979269t-thanks
I smell a Nico Gonzalez to Juventus
>>142979747I'm going to say it, he's better than Adeyemi
Douglas Costa to Juventus
>>142979808I might be one of the few retards here that unironically rates Nico, my delusion tells me money + muttuidi and it's a done deal :)
>>142979747Isn't he the retard who started missing all his pens after Sommer traumatized him?
>>142978888sclerotic boomers (and one somehow ended up here on /seriea/ posting about tv programmes every day)
>>142979845The scary thing is his stats are bretty gud, but when you see him play there is just so much 'Almost there...' about him and I don't know if he has it in him to grow and make that step from almost to arrived
>>142979864He was bound to miss a penalty with his retarded jorginho-esque run, that said I'd still get him any day over the porto frauds or Adeyememe. Too bad jewntoli has a passion for shitters (he probably doesn't even know about Nico's existence)>>142979892It's mostly a mental thing which can be worked on I think, skill wise he'd be exactly what >we need
To pick myself upTo pick yourself upYou'd need a motorized hoist
What if Giunto-Lee took a look at this
>>142979269selling rugani would be a mistake
>>142981207There's a ton of other CBs left in the team, def wouldn't be a big loss.
Che umiliazione
>>142982964Warra hvmiliation
samefagging at 6am on a Timor-Leste Vabio Canavarro's online noticeboard: [X]
Good morning /seriea/
>>142983445
Why are shitalians so obsessed with sex to think that tennis players should all be singles?
>>142983299based
>>142981112didn't he go back to live in the favelas? or was it another sobstory by the eternally perfidious sport journos?
>30 million for Soulè>40 million for Dovbykwhat's their endgame?
>just 8 hours and 22 minutes before >our team Juventus FC plays the first friendly game of the summer against Nurenberg in Herzogenaurach, Bavaria
nobody cares
>>142983883*fighting for the conference league spot with como
kys grimtoli and mottard
>>142983896roma comes from three consecutive 6th placed seasons and doesn't play UCL football since 2019.pellegrini and dybala are not getting any younger, soule is incredibly overrated and dovbyk might be good but he's just covering the role freed by lukaku's departure..i dont see how this team could perform better than the last few seasons
you now remember THE GREEK GOD IN ROME
>>142983959Panagiotis Tachtsidis, absolute legend
>>142983797 Their new director (Ghisolfi) has more experience in managing teams in wymmynz football than in managing teams in able-bodied football, so he might as well burn through money before he becomes unemployed again
>>142983957>You're the med student right?no i'm not
is the med student even real?
>>142984057it is in the minds of the obsessed
Timor Leste pundits Vabio Carresa and Bepe Berggomi
I need you to shut the fuck up you abominations
do NOT look up Barcelona's rejected offer for Olmo
>DAZN in France will be around 25€/month
Why do I have a feeling that Soulé is going to turn into another Iturbe?
-6h 41m
>>142984511Kek
Is Nürnberg a pretty city?
>>142984542not bad
I wouldn’t go to France
>>142984578I WILL go to France
Giovanni Tot-ACK
He should have not done it, fell for the ricatto of the magistratura
How is it possible that Fagioli always looks depressed?
>>142985001It's almost worrying, the last time I saw him express a clear emotion was when he cried his ass out before the ban, since he came back he always does this face
>>142984989Being constantly aware of how much of a fraud you are does that to you
>>142984989he realised the vibrant lardball has sold huijsen for the same money he bought weah
>>142984584Not on the train you won’t
>>142985204i dont think bonko was doing the mercato until 2 days before grimtolo was appointed
>>142985203Im not poor so I go by car
>>142985178Did you expect Bournemouth to offer 30mil or some shit? He's a bench player, and even though bigger clubs wanted him, he turned them all down. As long as clubs like Chelsea or City weren't interested, considering he's not English, hard to get anything better.
>>142985257manna i meant of course. i dont think they would have let him finalise deal one week or even 3 months before getting sacked.
@FabrizioRomano to @Meczykipl :"Milik could leave Juventus. Bologna and Several European clubs are interested in him."
>>142985314yes, i think he was already preparing the Juve season months before, but even if he wasnt, it is obvious that if grimtolo didnt approve weass they would have never bought him literally 6 days earlier, so he is at least guilty of having greenlighted weah>>142985268no i excepted him to go only for crazy offers or to stay, not to get sold for a bag of peanuts because the obese gaylord cant sell chiesa, mckennie, kostic, etc
>>142985361>no i excepted him to go only for crazy offers or to stayDo you think that he's Soulè or something? He's one of the the few who have done nearly nothing to prove themselves all season, Barrenechea and Illing were much bigger losses if we're being real for a minute.
Good day /seriea/
Kek shitalian media seething at france organizing the olympics and blowing nothingburgers out of proportion (mo whatever happened to the TGV lines is a "terrorist attack")
>>142985400then what the fuck is his job? also mckennie had a good season (i would have renewed him), and nobody expects him to sell chiesa and the mutt for 50m each. just to sell them for a decent price considering their contracts end in 2025. also, what’s the point of signing djalo for 4m when he could come for free and then targeting todibo 5 months later (who is a good player btw, that’s nor the issue here)? what is the point of buying koopminers for 50m when >we have 0 decent wingers/second strikers? what is the point of signing a literal pacy negru who for 50m (never watched him play, he could be the single pacy nig winger which also happens to be an actual footballer, who knows, and yet based on grimtolo ‘s previous signings at nabbule i suspect that’s not the case)? what was the point of alcaraz at 4m? >>142985417soule went away for a fair offer based on the market values (i think Juve scammed them but that’s a whole different issue) not a crazy one. and again, if huijsen didnt have crazy offers, then i expected him to stay, period.
>>142985528good tummy right there
>La giornata speciale di Enrico Valentini: il capitano del Norimberga è un tifoso della Juventus
>>142985608>mckenniehe's a lardass who turns morbidly overweight the second the club's backroom staff loses sight of him for three days, turned down a transfer to an eplel club that would've easily doubled his salary (Aston Villa) because the league has scaring running drills for a future diabetic, could've also jeopardised the Douglas Luiz deal since he was one of the players involved in the exchange. and if the rumours of him wanting to move back to the MLS at 25 are true, then it also means that ambition was never meant for hima bunch of assists don't compensate for the whole package, Giuntoli knows this and at the first barely decent offer the amerifat is out of the door too
McKenny is FAT
>>142985744ok, he cant negotiate renewals with the players, he can’t negotiate deals with buying clubs, he cant negotiate deals with selling clubs, what does he do?>>142985766i just said i would have renewed him with a reasonable contract or sell him for a reasonable price. i am not whining because they want to sell him, who cares. i dont want to bring negativity, but people are taking for granted that grimtoli is good for no reason at all. he still has to prove everything and he fucked up a lot of times with the transfers at nabule.
How do you bathe a riccio without it becoming angry at you?
>>142985845>a reasonable contract or sell him for a reasonable pricetrouble is his agent is already opposing to both. he's asked for a compensation even with the proposed move to Aston Villa on the table because the contract made by Paratici is chock-full of retarded bonuses and clauses linked to easily attainable performance parameters, like the ability to breathe before seasonal medical examinations or shit like thatMcKennie's camp is probably waiting for the contract to run out so that they can capitalise on a free transfer with all the free agent bonuses to keep their hands rubbing togethernow I am not saying that Giuntoli is automatically the best in the world, but often in the job of a sporting director the most important thing is to do as little wrong as possible. the challenge he faces is not only trying to achieve that but also clearing up all the mess set up by the retarded chimps in charge before him, which is still creating huge financial havoc for Jj
do you guys have any sayings/proverbs including hedgehogs?in Croatia it's common to say that someone "fucked a hedgehog" to imply he brought ruin upon himself
Reminder that cleaning up the mess of many previous transfer windows of nigh on impossible
>>142985939>Thuram, Douglas Luiz which was on the verge of becoming a nothingburger because of Muttuidi, Di Gregorio on loan and apparently Todibo on loan too? Did I just imagine those signings?none of them was a bargain, they might be all good, i don’t know because i never watched them, but luiz from aston villa at 30m + 2 players is fair, thuram whose contract was ending in 2025 at 25m is fair, di gregorio at 20m when you already have szczesny certainly is not a bargain, todibo at 35m is all but a bargain.
gm /seriea/ >Alfred Duncan is set to sign for Bologna after leaving Fiorentina>David De Gea wants to join Genoa>Monza are trying to sign Marco Silvestri alongside Pau Lopez after DiGregorio's departure>Fiorentina is surveying a possible move for Jens Cajuste,who's likely to leave Napoli>Sassuolo are eyeing Como defender Cas Odenthal>Torino are looking for a left back, with Sassuolo's Martin Erlic being discussed by the club>Venezia are set to sign OH Leuven's Richie Sagrado for 2.5M
>>142985810Kek
>Martin Erlić>leftbackhuh
our favourite Scudetto turns 18 today :D
>>142986111oh sorry i made a mistake while writing. got confused because there was another report of torino looking for left backs
Honestly, poor Sinner, dude looks in pain. I can understand why he's missing the Olympics.
So why was his DNA on her underwear exactly?
I wouldn't buy from blundersliga
>Bonaventura is set to sign for Al Shabab, as the saudi club's sporting director Domenico Teti managed to convince him
>>142986253Horse racing tracks down there must be state of the art facilities
>>142986249
>>142986249I have a dream
im watching the new Jj video, for the dining room scene you can see there are 3 distinct groups, the italians, the white strangers and then the blacks
Thiago Sbroffa had the best squad in serie a by far and lost against fiorentina in the coppa italia.Max Allegri had a bottom 10 Serie B squad and won the coppa italia.
Oh, a reversal back to the old variant of the gimmick!
>can't explain why Thiago Motta couldn't finish above Juventus last season with a much better squad>can't explain why Bossetti's DNA was found on her underwear (!)Why can't poorfags ever give an explaination for their retarded beliefs?
>>142986453Nuuuuuuuuuuuu muh baggio wasn't a striker (he was but it would be too embarassing to have his stats as a striker), he was a wholesome regista offensivo with piedi di velluto or something
I want to see Allegri's next club, if he just retires with the Jj money it'll be boring
Blud really went on his summer school lunch break and went for the double self-reply :skull:
>if you don't conform to the Jewventus Discord approved posting rules you are a samefag spammer
based
Mo 'not being a retard' is too hard a concept to grasp for (((some)))
>>142986590Erm ackshually white isn't really a color
As a reddito di cittadinanza perceiver, I think baggio is the greatest player of all time because just like me he drives a poorfag car that he parks just outside of his 4-story mansion with private zoo and indoors olympic pool!
>welfare jokes>long ass winded baits>pisspoor englishthe holy trinity of the average twitter retard
Baggio retired like 20 years ago, are there even many people here who saw him play? The ones who did probably saw his last years where he had like half a knee left, there's absolutely no point in arguing about him
>>142986840it's one giant faggot that has to remind everyone else about his spare chromosomes, don't bother
>>142986788>>long ass winded baitsAnd you complain about bad english
He said while using double meme arrows
>>142986840>you can't watch old matches
>>142986885>implying /seriea/ watches matches in the first place
So I assume baggio raters watched enough of his matches to say he was one of the greatest players ever, right?
buy an ad faggot
>>142986927Me? I just listen to what my dad says about him
>>142986840It's not even about Baggio here, its about a role in football that no longer exists. I doubt average uni-attending zoomer ITT watched a single match featuring a true number 10
I swear this general wasn't THIS much of a covo di juventini up to just a few months ago
>>142986979"Number 10s" disappearing was the best thing that ever happened to the sport
Real poor baits hours
14:02
>any post that doesn't adhere to the covo di juventini status quo is bait
>>142986987Jj is the Italian club with the biggest fanbase, the most trophies, and the most Serie A titles by a large margin. The fact that >we are a majority here is anything but a surprise.
Sure, he missed that penalty, but that can happen to anybody! Surely he scored or provided an assist in the previous 120 full minutes + recupero of playtime!
>>142987007It would've been if you chased all the dinosaur coaches away or at least started importing foreign ones. This way you kept all the old tools and dumped the old ideas and all that remains is hoof it to wingers/wbs and spam crosses. There aren't 5 creative midfielders in the entire league
Casemiro shoots from the distance...
>Yara Gambe RaseKekked loudly
>>142987126Let me handle this-Gianluigi
>Dovbyk scored 3 (three) goals in 36 matches in >our farmers league>now being sold for 30-40 million
Did Elon shut down X or what?
Juventus and Bournemouth are now exchanging all documents for Dean Huijsen deal, medical on Saturday.Meanwhile, Juventus will bid for Jean-Clair Todibo in the next days — on loan with option to buy to become mandatory.Plan has always been: Huijsen out, Todibo in.
imagine the seethe chadzic is going to disseminate among these spergs if he actually plays half as good as he does in the trainings
Jean-Clair is 50% a women's name
Am I having a deja vu or did we already have this Diochan-tier Italian shitposts
>>142987255Funny thing is that "clair" means "bright", so his name is basically "Jean the bright" even though he's black.
>>142987177don't look up how well Bruno Petković did in Serie A... and Serie B against the mighty Juventus before going to Dinamo and then singlehandedly eliminating Brassilalso Rise of the Ronin demo is finally up, andiamo ragazzi
>huijsen failed and sold>faggiuoli humiliated in and out of the field, for club and country>soule sold to buriniAnd mo we all shill adzic
>>142987314
Business idea: Jean-Eclair Todiboulangerie
>>136094930>>136760151Would you look at that!
tannernoun1.a person who is employed to tan animal hides
>>142987352Did I just hear...boulangerie
>>142987378Did you really have those saved for later use
>>142987352
>Feyenoord and Brighton & Hove Albion FC are in talks over Facundo Buonanotte!The Buongiorno/Adopo arc just gained a whole new chapter!
>142987292never rated soule as im saying it from 2021 when he came, eg pic rel beans is the best player for both Juve and italy and i kept saying this since when not even his own mother knew he played footballhuijsen had a shit ton of offers and was sold for 15m (still to little) after only 6 months in serie a, he will be a great player for sure and a phenomenon if he gains weight about adzic i am joking/hoping
>Buongiorno>Buonanottedo Italians really
>>142987440(many typos as per usual)
>>142987440Funny how soule is actually the one decent player out of those that actually showed something for a full season in serie a
>>142987472see you the next year when you will be begging sampdoria to take him on loan
>#Genoa, per la porta #DeGea ha dato apertura al progetto rossoblùt.Di Marzio
>Fiocretina considering McKennielmao they really are Jj's gutter
>>134667993Still applies
>>142987489>2 years and 317 days agoS-Surely that's a typo right h-haha
O PALVINO
Schizo whisperers, why is it saying 'Chiesa Federico' instead of the other way around?
jesus christ this place is just turning into /epl/ but instead of Man Utd it's fucking thinking about Juventus 90% of the time, most of which aren't even posts from juventus fans
Impressive amount of newfags huh
>Fiorentina about to sign Rugani and McFatty in one fell swoopno wonder the Chiesaschizo is melting down live lmoa
>>142987674>McKennie to la violawhat are the traditional dishes in Firenze that can entice him?
>>142987674My love for Fiorentina is dangerously rising, and same for Tottenham if Chiesa doesn't want to renew and they actually get him.
>>142987640babby found its first AI paragraph generator
>>142987716It's literally shitposts from 3 years ago you dumb newfag
ynr Wanda
>142987723yeah whatever you say unimaginative faggot
>>142987728Did she get work done on her face? It looks different
northern cuisine + wines > terronian cuisine > t*scan “cuisine” + “wines”
Lots of papirozzi today
Dogshit >>>>>>>> northern cuisine + wines > terronian cuisine > t*scan “cuisine” + “wines”
>>142987742botox for sure, she also looks a bit younger as a brunetteand shitton of filters obviously
>>142987697You might as well offer him a plate of cured Santa Maria Novella crusts with ketchup on it
>>142987797Mogs most 'talian cuisine
È partito Saka no wait
>>142987787Yeah, her cheeks look much skinnier. But not in a buccal fat removal way
He used to look like a good kid
Nice colours :)
Milan Škinnier
Yesterday was Hulk's birthday btw>In 2019 Hulk broke up with with wife after 12 years of relationship and three kids>He came out and confirmed that he's dating his ex-wife niece who he has two kids with. The pair got married in 2022. >This means that he is married to his children's cousin
>>142987926I used to rate him a lot, but the man really did not give one fuck about football, all he likes is money and pussy. He's still apparently good doe.
>>142987893In which angolo rotture may I come across this fine tzigane lass?
>>142987971I don't keep up with her whereabouts, but surely there's is some paparazzi schizo that could tell you where Gio currently lives
quelli di /seriea/ parlano di negri h24. negri che corrono dietro a una palla. negri che calciano una palla. negri che parano. negri che rimettono dal fondo. negri che segnalano il fuorigioco di altri negri. negri sulle moto. negri che corrono per la Mercedes e vengono trasferiti alla Ferrari. negri che prendono a schiaffi altri negri sul ring. negri che fischiano il fallo. negri che palleggiano. negri che giocano nell'NBA. negri che giocano nell'NFL
>>142987947>but the man really did not give one fuck about footballto be fair it was clear the moment he decided to go to japan instead of europe like most brazilian youngsters as soon as he left his country. just look at his career transfers>2004–2006 Vitória 2 (0)>2005 Kawasaki Frontale (loan) 12 (3)>2006–2008 Kawasaki Frontale 2 (0)>2006 Consadole Sapporo (loan) 41 (26)>2007 Tokyo Verdy (loan) 42 (37)>2008 Tokyo Verdy 16 (8)>2008–2012 Porto 170 (75)>2012–2016 Zenit Saint Petersburg 148 (77)>2016–2020 Shanghai SIPG 145 (79)>2021– Atlético Mineiro 147 (81)I remember he was linked to premier league clubs when he left china
This thread needs more Juventus rumours
Latest Transfers>Andrea Colpani (Monza) to Fiorentina <4M Loan + 15M Option to Buy>>Jesper Lindstrøm (Napoli) to Everton <2.5M Loan + 22M Option to Buy>>Simone Bastoni (Spezia Calcio) to Cesena <100k>>Melle Meulensteen (Vitesse) to Sampdoria
Monza are going down this season
>>142988131Here's the make your own Pedullà velina formula: [Insert Juventus player name] close to [insert PL club name] for [insert actual sale value + 15m]
I said Juventus rumours, not Juventus induced seethe
Friday plans??
>Il Napoli saluta Jesper Lindstrom che ha firmato con l'Everton, lasciando gli azzurri dopo un anno. L'esterno danese era stato acquistato dall'Eintracht Francoforte per circa 30 milioni di euro e ora passa al club inglese con un prestito oneroso con diritto di riscatto che porta 3 milioni ora e altri 22 milioni a fine stagione se l'Everton decide di confermarlo. Il 24enne non è riuscito a lasciare il segno nel Napoli deludente dello scorso anno, senza convincere gli allenatori che si sono alternati in panchina, Garcia, Mazzarri e Calzona, e giocando pezzi di 29 partite, senza segnare e senza fare assist.
>>142988290Having dinner with a friend who just became a dad, maybe catch the Olympic opening ceremony
>>142988334Sounds nice. We never do dinners with friends here, only backyard bbqs but even that is getting increasingly rare.
Mo it's possible to get 30 points more than Inter (94 pts) in a 20 team league
>>142988403blud did the maths with a Casadei-calculator :skull:
>>142988347It's becoming more and more regular in my group of friends since people are starting to move away from the city and not going out to get pissed as much. I like it desu, at least when the one hosting can cook
-1h 9m
Accidentally fell asleep
Di Gregorio; Barbieri, Facundo Gonzalez, Tiago Djalò, Rouhi; Thuram, Locatelli; Comenencia, Miretti, Hasa; Sekulov
>>142988825CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Enrico Valentini's special day: the Nuremberg captain is a Juventus fan
> beans outdisgusting fraud the schizo was right all along
Oh no, it's a asymmetric meme formation. I want Motta out and Giuntoli skinned alive
You just know Giuntoli told him to start Barbieri so he can plusvalenzamaxx
>>142988825>HasaHoly shit, finally in the first team
403rd for all the pics posted by Jj's photographer being shit
>>142985528SAUCE
>>142989129OhItsEmmaRose
>>142989129The same girl you replied picrel to before
*panics*
>>142989190I fucking love buses so much it's unreal
*listens to Aria's voice*
https://www.youtube.com/live/Z7k3J2AagN0
>>142989260Link? I've never heard her voice
Just saw this parked at the supermarket weirdly enough. No stickers or anything on the rest, just the hood being like that
>>142988825Based, I bet on Comenencia to be the next big thing
>>142989371Based SonyGOD, you just know he bought the DS Collector's Edition at day one
We're up :) but the video is lagging
Found a working linkhttps://www.youtube.com/live/h0hJZ6fmAqUlet's FUCKING go
>>142989667DAZN moment? The official stream on juventus.com is working great and it even supports PIP
>>142989667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnpj1z7qogMthe German sky stream is working fine, no idea if there is a geoblock though
>>142989704Geocucked yeah>>142989694Was watching from the YouTube link above but the 2nd one is working
Not a big fan of the shorts, there is too much white on them with that diagonal stripe. Thuram is a much bigger guy than I thought and the shirt looks really good (from the front)
Motta inquadred :)
>>142989761They might swap colours with the 3rd shorts, sometimes they do that
>>142989782If they keep the same template it will remain a but iffy, I prefer the shorts uniformly coloured
I see Miretti still has polioGood recovery from Thuram anyway, also I love commentaryless streams because I can hear players yap kek
Miretti and Hasa look good
I see the high counterpressing, the inspiration from Low's Germany is there as expected. May be what I was the most hyped about.
>>142989798No they don't
From afar, it looks like Digregorio has an open battlefield of stempia at the back of his head
>OfGregorgs top of his headOh no no no no, and he looks short too...
How is it 2024 and we still can't pop out a YT video outside of the dedicated tab
Vintage Locatelli that
>>142989845Use Brave
>>142989845You can doe, in firefox at least. Right-click and click 'Watch in picture-in-picture'
>>142989883>>142989871Fucks sake Chrome, I can't defend it anymore
>>142989877He's like 1m92, absolute titan in the midfield
I have one HUGE problem: given their shared haircut and position, I keep thinking OUR Livano is the Forbidden Colombian
>>142989877Sadly he can't control a pass
>>142989175That wasn’t me
>>142989895Google has their own official extension you could try: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/picture-in-picture-extens/hkgfoiooedgoejojocmhlaklaeopbecg>>142989912Literally me
Just seen Giallo move. Day instantly improved
>>142989926Thank you very much, God bless
Who lost that ball kek
>djalo
>>142989998Either Locatelli or the youff player next to him. Giallo should have defended more aggresively too
Todibo would've sent that Nurburgring defender to Prague
>>142989998Barbieri tried to dribble into Locatelli i guess? What the fuck lmao
For now it's meh, but I really didn't expect so many Next Gen players
Allegri would already be on a comfy 3-0 btw
Allegri would have already lynched a linesman, ripped his tie of and thrown his shoe at a fan
>>142990086Yeah that's a Barbieri chapel + Giallo slept
Nice corner faggot
>>142990152Locatelli, Miretti or Thuram should be doing the corners and the free kicks honestly
Surely one day we'll learn how to take corners and exploit Thuram's height or so
>>142990174Just because you're tall doesn't mean you can score with your head, see Big Rom
>>142990188We don't have many other giants tbf, even the zingaro can't
>>142990215Gatti seems good at scoring headers
Yeah Barbieri is getting plusvalenza'd at half time
>>142990233I heard that he's going on loan to Cremonese or something
>>142990230Bremer too is great
Negative aura
I'm thinking this Next Gen needs a Pro upgrade...
Hasa is always doing the same move, Antony-tier dribbling
Hasa learned from Yldiz how to dive
>>142990294He'll learn kaioken as soon as he's forced to wear a suit tbf
link?
>>142990322Just like with Sarri r-r-right?
>>142990333https://www.youtube.com/live/h0hJZ6fmAqU
>>142990333/tennis/ op
>>142990338Nothing happened during the COVID year :)
Ondrej Kaliphate
How nice of Nurnberg to only hire players whose name is Nurnberg
Ondrej Arafat
that's a loud ball
No proper 9 in that box otherwise that would've been the easiest goal in the history of goals, maybe ever
lmao
GREAT save by Tiger Woods
Montero will need to make a miracle with Next Gen kek, so many wouldn't even be able to compete in the local 60yo bocce team
Now they're starting to link up
Will Locatelli EVER stop with his shitty long passes, I'm going insane already
>>142990453It'll take months to get the Allegri out of him
Not gonna lie, Locatelli is not it
>>142990453proper progressive midfielder
Good job done with the pressure, Miretti seems to be given more freedom everywhere up top, Next Gen dudes are still too rusty and need some more playtime (it's gotten much better these last 20 minutes)Giallo sometimes is caught sleeping or simply can't make decisions, wonder if there's some language barrier that blocks his communication or soNow lemme see babyzingaro pls
absolute state of dgiallo btw
Facundo is great tbf, hope he won't get sacrified this summer
It's the first preseason game and pointing out negatives all the time is not really fair, so i'm just going to say i really like Hasa's effort
>>142990568Yeah, I like him, he seems pretty aware on the pitch. Probably gonna either stay or go on loan.
mother of god we are so shitdjalo didnt do 1 thing rightthuram looked like poor man’s kean all the rest just plain unadulterated trashmottard’s tictocs too are just long passes on the wingers with the cf running deep in the midfield to make space, something you see every weekend on lega pro pitches, btw now i get why he wants the pacy niggerhope this just 1 game
>>142990604Agreed, Huijsneeduccio would've fixed everything
Mr. Hasa pls renew
Chadzic and Zingaro time soon
MBANGULA kings!
My mom will now watch the game with me :)
Half-time substitutions IN: Perin, Savona, Gatti, Cabal, Cambiaso, Nicolussi Caviglia, Fagioli, Weah, Adzic, Mbangula, VlahovicOUT Di Gregorio, Barbieri, Facundo Gonzalez, Djalò, Rouhi, Thuram, Locatelli, Comenencia, Miretti, Hasa,
weah :DDD vai vai
Ready for the opening ceremony? Looks like the weather is going to be terrible too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6DNwx2_Ac
>>142990744>Hans Nicolussi Caviglia
>>142990846>he doesn't rate Aosta Pirlo
Nicolò CALCIO Fagioli
I'm really liking Savona so far
Don’t go Mbangula
Samuel-Germain Kinduelu Mbangula Tshifunda
no era penal
Wew Adzic
bruh
>ZingaroHeh
Why is the zingaro still taking penalties?
>Vlahovic
Zingaro really needs to stop taking pens, even Perin is better at it
>exposing your shit hairline like that:skull:
>Mottaball is just glorified AllegriballK E KEK
>LB>LWB>RW>ST>CAM>GKWeah can really play in every role
GATTONEEEEEE
Mbamgula being the best on the pitch so far is truly telling
lol
Lole
You can't blame the defense if there was nobody defending there, I see
Damn. No way they're losing to nurnberg
Jesus fucking christ man lmao
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
:skull:
LMAO
the only dude who looked like a Juve player on the pitch today was beans
Well I guess we know who's not gonna do better this season
>Fagiolino benched: 1 goal conceded>Fagiolino subbed in: 2 goals conceded
Big fan of the Olympics guys, never heard of calcio nor that "Juventus" thingy though
gonna need a JUG copypasta for this season
hey but weah looks fantastic
Bring him back
Allegri won his friendlies against Real Madrid.Motta got demolished with his started by Nurnberg.
Actual thoughts about the match : shame on Zingaro, Beans is good with the ball, Thuram needs to start every game, Weah is better than Perin, and please let the Koop deal work or the pens are all fucked. Btw I still want Adeyemi at Jj, even more now that I realize how vital the pacey negrus are.
>>142991606Big troubles are coming to you in this very moment
>weahgiuntoli masterclass
Beans is so good Nurnberg scored two, but without him on the pitch it could've been 0! Massive performance by the prodigy
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
>>142991650>check who's #32
Kek mo the Loffabots are saying friendlies don't count or even that losing friendlies is actually a good sign Just fucking imagine the sheer thiago leccatazze if he won
This game was a great filter desu, lots of things proven. Defence is absolutely DEMOLISHED and Todibo is an absolute must (can't believe I've ever said this), Next Gen needs to be oiled up proper. Some confirmations, some horrors from the old coaching team, both Giuntoli and Motta have an Everest to climb
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Miretti's lack of footballing ability, we can blame fatigue after a grueling week of training, we can blame the lack of hair on Di Gregorio's head, we can praise Barbieri’s effort to lose the ball, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the leftovers of Bonko's scouting reports, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in this transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in in getting out of the Champions League group stage for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /seriea/? McTominay IN or Giuntoli OUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://store.juventus.com/https://www.juvefc.com/https://www.blackwhitereadallover.com/https://www.instagram.com/helenka_demidova_/
My mom said the shorts are horrible and the white lines make it look like they're suspenders to make the ass appear bigger
Reminder Allegri got kicked out because he dared to win a Coppa Italia and reach third place with an Eccellenza-tier team and got replaced with Chungus Muttus who couldn't even reach top2 with a scudetto contending team
>>142991784Yeah, pretty awful but it's a good wake up call to realize how many things are still missing at least. I'd rather see shit like this happen now rather than to see it happen later, the players need to get their game up.
>>142991784>both Giuntoli and Motta have an Everest to climbKek mo it's still kurpa de alekre becase of how he left the squad, kind of like anything that happens in rome is kurpa de la raggi because of how she left the city when she was mayor (great reasoning in shitaly)
>>142991863Allegri left a winning Juve but mo winning is bad better hire losers like Scemotta
it is true friendlies don’t count for the result, but they count a lot for the single players and honestly the that wewuzkang thuram has shocked me negatively (not talking about the u23 memes because i don’t give 2 shits about them). i really hope it was just this one game.
>it's self-replying again
He's schizoing about us again :3
You now what else doesn't count? Anything Allegri won because Alekre bad Schifus Mottus bettur
>>142991928He's good at marking, just played some passes really poorly. Some pieces missing in his game, but he can be bretty gud in the future.
I don't even care who he signs, just needs to bring them to the ritiro ASAP otherwise the beginning of the season is compromised
You know who can't be good in the future? Thiagus Lossus
Calcio, baby, put your players on line mineCould go to hell but we'll probably be fineI know you want to, baby, you can score itOh, I've never done it, let's make it cinematicLike that one sex scene that's in Mulholland DriveI wanna score, baby, what is it like?I know you want to, baby, you can score itOh, I've never done it, naked in Torino.
>>142992098completely useless based on what we saw today in my humble opinion (also the opinion of someone who used to say he was better than wijnaldum when wijnaldum played at liverpool and he was a nobody). we need 2 technical wingers. we need offensive players with literal silk on their feet because the level here is abysmal.
Dean's goodbye's are up ;_;
This, we need players who can make the difference just like Nicolus Fagiolus
>people who care about preseason friendlies
>>142992344For creativity, Sancho seems gud, but his arrival is looking unlikely.
The best thing about tonight was Facundo. Hope he starts the next frenly as well
>>142992383Mo friendlies do not matter when it's not about Allegrus
>>142992325wtf is this salty water dropping from my conjunctivas? i am not aware of such a disease
Inaurugarion is almost up
ALLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes, I would go there.
>he wouldn't go there
it's that blud from Asterix & Obelix!
Juventus DNA is up.
>>142992806P.S. you now realize the intrinsic comedy of Zizou's character in those films being Numerodix
Crocodiles in Paris
>Catacombs of ParisAnyone remembers that dude on /b/ who stole a skull from there and put his dick in the eye socket?
Was that the man who lost the 2006 Ngoppa Mondiale finale?
>>142993283>>142993283>>142993283>>142993283>>142993283Bye now
