>Lap:#7269>Countdown to Waffle Deathtrap GP::https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142971214>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:219 (216 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:31>Femando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:192>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan81>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 265 (+10)NOR: 189 (+18)LEC: 162 (+12)SAI: 154 (+8)PIA: 149 (+25)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 389 (+16)McLaren: 338 (+43)Ferrari: 322 (+20)Mercedes: 240 (+19)Aston Martin: 69 (+11)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 806.32 (+54.52)RIC: 805.19 (+50.15)HAM: 770.13 (+18.37)>News:Verstappen concedes engine penalty is ‘likely’ in Belgium as he admits Red Bull’s competitiveness is an ‘unknown’Norris acknowledges he ‘could have done things a bit differently’ in Hungary but says ‘everything’s clear’ after post-race talksBottas identifies what new Audi boss Binotto will need to focus on after ‘unexpected’ team changesSergio Perez '100% sure' Belgian Grand Prix won’t be his final race for Red BullMax Verstappen disputes Helmut Marko’s sim racing ban claimHamilton ‘surprised’ by stewards’ verdict on Hungary F1 clash with VerstappenPiastri denies Hungary F1 win was "given" to himSainz: Binotto's Audi arrival doesn't influence my F1 futureAlpine set for new F1 team boss with Oakes tipped to replace Famin"Nobody ever told me I wasn't the same": Felipe Massa on his near-fatal 2009 accident
gimi
>>142981363gimi
I am in Spa tomorrow for the entire weekend.I should be sound asleep to be well rested. But i am too excited.I am going to fuck this all up.How strict is security at the event? Asking for a friend who always gets drunk and doesnt sleep a lot and may cause trouble or be denied access.
>>142981381NO.do. not. sippy. before. 12. local.no. bad.
Lewis Hamilton>“There was a time, I think, when I didn’t leave my room for three days when I was his age, so I know what it’s like." Wow, three days. What a nerd!
>>142981395Come on, lad. One little sip wont hurt.Just to get the taste and have something to look forward to at 12.What's the worst that can happen? It's just one beer.One beer has never killed anyone.Have one, cool runnings. Beer is great. I'll have one with you, ok?
Its over
Does this warrant a penalty?
>>142981399>Wow, three days. What a nerd!He probably saw a vagina and got scared.
>>142981401when youre at the gas station buying fireball shooters at 7am dont call me
its ooooovvveeerr
>>142981391>How strict is security at the event?It depends on how you luck out at the entry.Some don't care; some are power-hungry retards who won't even let you in with some food.Inside no one cares
>>142981413>Does turning in for a corner warrant a penalty?
>>142981363Never remove Checo's counter.
>>142981413>car fully alongside and visible to lewis>turns in harderyep, it's lewis time.
>>142981439What if he gets fired? Should we keep it for a cheep laugh?
>>142981363>Bottas identifies what new Audi boss Binotto will need to focus on after ‘unexpected’ team changesBottas going to audi?
>>142981413according to the globohomos, this warranted a disqualification from the entire season
Question:When did the European races change the start times at 3pm instead of the old school 2pm?
>>142981413Yeah, crazy that they just let Max get away with this.
>>142981462ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS
>>142981462it's actually annoying how many times schumi threw away a championship
Yuki usually has good helmets, this one is shit
>>142981510If he underperforms this weekend will they blame it on him having video games on his helmet?
>>142981413Oh wow would you look at that, I was 100% correct and Hamilton did in fact turn directly into Max causing the collision.Crazy how exactly what I said the video would show is exactly what it showed.I wonder if the stewards thought the exact same way which is why they placed him as predominantly at fault.
>>142981413lewis was just taking the racing line you chuds. get over it, max needs to stop playing vidya.
>>142981429I think you are allowed to bring your own stuff in Spa. I always see tons of people with lawn chairs and coolers trackside.Mostly i just care about sneaking in my special cigarettes... Sorry. My friend cares about sneaking in his special cigarettes. I dont that. No no... Not me...
>>142981591>special cigarettesIs this code for weed? Isn't it legal in Belgium?
>>142981467When faggotry media took over.Thanks America.
>>142981569>which is why they placed him as predominantly at fault.>accordingly we determine that no driver was predominantly to blame
>>142981616I believe so. I wouldnt know. I dont do that.But my fren did aome research and it seems to not be legal in Belgium but possession of up to three g wont be prosecuted. So my fren fears that security might have an issue with that.
>>142981633The entire Media side is British.
>>142981363HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142981616Let a man be. If he wants to bring a fag inside, let him bring one.
Range ban would be nice
>>142982021for you.
Verstappen/Dead Bull will blow this WDC
Timeline status?
>>142982159ronpaul_happening.gif
Alain Prost is still seething decades laterDamon Hill is still mentally fatiguedMichael Schumacher is a vegetable, his son is an F1 reject and his brother’s a faggot
>>142981591If you want enjoy THC stealthily in 2024 you need to be vaping
find a fence away from eyes and have one of you go in, go to the fence and pass your shit through the fence bro, then the other guy goes in normally
Max Verstappen is Neweybabby fraud. Worse than Vettel
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
not me eating the edam, habanero, black pepper, mayo, whole wheat, mixperethmexicohabanero formula 1, janny
>>142982469newey is pure shit, bro
Poorez's last f1 race this weekend.
>>142981897Actually he's going to win Spa.
>>142981462This is why I wanted to wait for the onboards.>>142935458>Hamilton only ever kept turning for the corner as normal when Verstappen locked up and went straight on causing a collision.Seems to me like Hamilton could fully see Verstappen next to him, straightened his wheel out slightly, and then proceeded to continue turning in after. Doesn't quite line up with the 'kept turning for the corner as normal' statement, though it was hard to tell from the other camera angles.Hence I said >We still don't have onboards for Hamilton, so we don't know that for sure.
>>142982604If this week he won't outrace Max, who has a 10-place penalty, then what is the point of keeping him?
>arguing for a full week about a racing incidentWhen it comes to anything about lulu /f1/ will reach /gunpla/ general levels of autism. Never change.
>waaah you can't just have discussions on MY imageboard!americans are never genuine. video evidence proves what happened as it does again and again. drivers have complained about lewis since his debut and lewis took pride in his dirty driving style. idk why this is an issue for lewis fans.
>>142982703They’re unhinged and see what they want. It’s like how trannies on twitter see Verstappen as the cause of every accident. The fact they’re replying to a post from an old thread shows you have mental they are.
/f1/ - Max Verstappen #33 fanclub
>>142981569>why is neekeri turning right in a right handed turn?>why is neekeri not expecting a lock-up divebomb coming in three miles out from a frog-like seething /weakmind/?nobody knows
fp1 soon but I'm not asleep...
>>142982912Cool. Now explain why Schumacher was disqualified for an entire season for that exact same maneuver. You can't. Because you're pozzed in the head.
>>142982918You've got 7 hours
>that mentally ill leaf who refuses to see the point where schumacher’s car suddenly violently jerks to the right into villenueve’s carHaha you’re stupid
>>142982950see:>>142981413
>>142982973>max is alongside>starts to turn expecting max to turn>max goes straight, cars contact>steers to keep car under control I bet you don’t even have a driver’s license
>>142983008He continues to turn right well after hitting Max. Sorry bro but you are pozzed in the head. There's nothing anyone can do for you at this point.
Now that Alpine will become Hitech, will Mercedes keep their car BLACKED or will we have two silver teams on the grid?
>>142983039Alpine can't afford the weight of painting their car until 2026 and by then they'll be a soulless customer team so who cares what they do
>>142982869It's apparently mental to respond to an old post with new evidence?Must every rebuttal come within the hour lest it falls to the statute of limitations?
>>142983065Why are you talking about Alpine?
>>142983078Nothing ever happens. Hitech isn't going to be a thing
>>142983092American posters confirmed for retarded yet again. I've never seen an American post that wasn't 100% delusional falsehoods.
Here's a video for all the pozfags who claim Kwabmilton couldn't have predicted Max's maneuver. There are 2 ways you can respond: either he's utter shit, or he did it on purpose. As for why he didn't get penalized, there are also 2 explanations: either the stewards are pozzed or they are corrupt. Your move.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43cS4F2qSi0
>>142983025He countersteers to keep control. You don’t even drive.
>>142983154>countersteers by turning even more into Max's caryeah you're pozzed in the head son, I'm sorry
>>142983186Post driver’s license
>POZ POZ POZ, POZ IN THE HEAD >YOU'RE POZZED!!!!!get some new material you mentally ill retard
>>142981413Seeing Hamilton assassinate Max in a moment of weakness make me actually begin to respect Hamilton
Oscar Piastri is a fraud he is not a generational talent... he's a generation fraud, a carbaby. He was fed the best cars during junior formula and was fed arguably the best car in F1 rn. He can go back Australian stock car racing and his cartoon porn addiction.
>>142983359>>142983262>>142983154>>142983008>>142982950>>142982912>>142982703>>142981644Go buy some gasoline, pour it on your body, then light a match.
Hm thread seems agressive today
morning lads
@Anonymous fuck off
>>142983648FUCK YOU
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!
sweating frog jpg
the schizo leaf was pozzed in the head by african fellows during the 2006 canadian grand prix
Is our Canadian brother okay?
>>142983722No, he's pozzed in the head
spent 20 min thinking of the best ways to roast alonso, i had some pretty good ones too like how he'll never win again, and so and sobut im just not in the mood anymore, maybe in 10 min
if i see one more perez replacement clickbait article
>>142983722im not your brother.friend
Which driver is the hardest to rate?For me it's Gasly.>solid but not amazing pre-F1 career>beat Brandon Hartley (kek) in Toro Rosso>trashed by VerstappenSo far all the tools to be a forgettable Vandoorne-tier shitter,BUT:>beat Kvyat >beat Tsunonda (rookie though)>beat Ocon
>>142981569>>142981413Fraudstapen is pure shit bro.
Max will never win anything ever again :)
You put your petrol in the F1 car it stays
>>142983676mi hermosa ~
>>142983946Gasly is the defining midfield driver of his generation like Alesi and HHFHe's a front runner in a pinch and deserves a long career in F1If a podiumless shitter like Hulkenberg can last this long then he'd be in F1 for at least 10 years
>>142983651Based Frenchman.
Fshitter in 8
>>142983651>>142983676good morning
Gasly is among the very shittiest drivers on the grid. You’re talking about the third year kwab who got beat by rookie Albon in not one but two cars. The loser who ran away from Alphatauri the moment Tsunoda stopped crashing every race. The redditor who should have been multi race banned for a series of retarded collisions but the FIA didn’t hit him with his deserved last penalty points because he’s Daniel Ricciardo 2.0 and only has a career thanks to marketing.
The Nobels family have all of their 2 children on F4
Hamilton: Verstappen should start to act like a champion>You have to be a team leader, a team member. Maybe not so much a team leader but more so just always remember you are a teammate with lots of people and you have to act like a world champion.It means a lot coming from a guy who spent the last two years saying that his engineers should kill themselves
rain status?
>>142984237trainig, quali wet; race dry
>>142983925
>>142984271On the one hand, Ricciardo getting the promotion over Tsunoda is absolute bullshitOn the other hand, there's a very real chance he does worse than Perez and completely sinks Red Bull
>>142981413>doesn't even try to avoid MaxWhat did Hamilton mean by this?
>>142983613lol butthurt maplenigger
>>142984291>On the other hand, there's a very real chance he does worse than Perez and completely sinks Red BullThe final exposure...Gotta say, the scriptwriters are milking the retardo downfall arc empty. Can't wait for this season to end.
>>142983613apply yourself to a mental ward, timelinefag
>>142981569>Garry Connellyat this point what % of stewards have a personal dislike of AMX? Gotta be like half. Crazy this "sport" doesn't have impartial stewards.
>>142981413>hamilton was just turning for a corner Incident is max fault but you can not just turn into corner if there is another car. Even if max didn't lock up hamilton was gonna hit him.
>>142984297why would he have to avoid him? he left him enough room on the inside, and max drove straight into him.
>>142981413>Love is Love
>>142984387You don't steer into another car. Max caused that incident but Hamilton caused the touch. Both are lucky they didn't dnf.
>>142984387>risk DNF just for the sake of being the good guyNow that's what I call GOAT-tier racecraft.
>>142984271does he have even more dirt on Hornyman?I don't like Tsunoda either, but at least he's better than washed up Ricciardo
>>142984121Hülkenberg was only slower than Ricciardo and in his rookie season in his entire career. If he would have had different number on his wikipedia people would look at him as one of the best drivers on the grid.
Crofty might have been right.I had a good night's rest of 8.5 hours of sleep and I've woken up to a new outlook on life. Refreshed and ready to attack the day
>>142984455you're fat
>>142984452The thing with Hulkenberg is that even when his machinery isn't going to get him wins or podiums he's consistent as fuck when it comes to points finishes which is realistically all a midfield team can ask for
>>142984412>>142984414he wasn't steering into max, he was steering into the corner, if you think that he reacted in the 50ms he had when he saw max on the inside and made the instant decision to keep turning into max then i can only say "based"
>>142983946Gasly has been beaten handily by Ocon, and Kvyat was better than him sans luck, he’s a dog shit driver, a bald fraud if you will
The harsh reality is that if Mick had beaten Magnussen the way Hulk has Ferrari would have signed him instead of Hamilton, meanwhile some people even question Hulk being in F1 let alone Sauber signing him.
>>142984271Fuck, no. Please, Red Bull, don't do it! Send DC home. I beg you.
>>142984468>doesn't assume Max will attack when he's lapping another car>doesn't look into mirrors at allSay what you say but that was very clumsy for Hamilton and if not for his status he would get bashed by media like K-Mag did earlier this year.
>>142984458I'm not fat. The opposite. Actually very underweight
Question, did Japan go full Nanking on Thailand? Maybe the Thais are blocking Yuki for what Japan did in WW2
>>142984493Verstappen was way out of attacking range. Of course homolton doesn't expect a retarded divebomb up the inside, because he thinks the froglike being has at least some sense left in his seething head
>>142984498go get yourself some bangers, beans and mash bruv
>>142984500thailand was and axis state
Hopefully, Max will win this Sunday after his video game ban
Discrimination against gamers must stop.
>when you forgot that ryan reynolds owns a significant stake in alpine Fuck him and cricket wireless
>>142984508>JUST DON*T LOOK INTO YOUR MIRRORS BROWhatever, but Hamilton didn't try to avoid contact at all, not even when Max was fully alongside him
Why is Marko making Max's sleep pattern an issue. Max's sleep schedule seems alright if he had 7 hours thats good.. Marko's an old man he probably needs about 13 hours to function lol
React /f1/
>>142984619
>>142984468Normally driver should have instict to turn left when you see another car. He just keeps turning right. I guess Hamilton is not normal driver.
>>142984619Its rigged man.jpeg
>>142984619where's an irishman when you need him...
>>142984619I dont want Max to act like hes the god of motorsport who literally drive 20hp Dacia into 900hp Pagani Zonda.
>>142984619World Champions should like act like this right, Lewis?
>>142984619Sit down white boy
>SHIT>SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT>THIS IS BEING MANIPULATED MAN
>>142984664>human costAny westerns died?
>>142984705plenty white aid people from the UN have gotten killed, you just don't hear about it because they own the media. the number is probably close to 200
>>142981413I fucking hate Hamilton, really, but how is he at fault here? Why the fuck would he have to move out of the way for anyone divebombing him on the inside with locked wheels 5 meters from the apex of a hairpin?
>>142984619>act like a world champion like me, Max!
>smilingDoes he know something?
>>142984782wouldn't he have seen him in the mirrors? also pretty sure this can be settled by checking what al-hamil's line was on all the other laps and if he turned in the same place
ok lewis I'll do it, I'll stop the israel palestine conflict
>>142984816I just don't care about palestine or israel. They should just nuke that whole area.
>>142981494It was funny at the time.The Italian press were calling for Ferrari to sack him.
>Belgium power rankings1) Mercedes2) Red Bull3) Mclaren4) Aston Martin (Yes)5) Ferrari6) Haas7) Alpine8) Williams9) RB10) Kick Sauber
>>142982922Retarded leaf.Cheatmacher went full right turn after Villeneuve went inside deliberately trying to take him out of the race.Villeneuve would have made that corner even without the collision.He tried to do what he had done for Hill in Adelaide.Hamilton here does not do sudden movements. He is just taking the corner and doesn't expect Max to dive bomb so far away and doesn't have time to react.And when people dive bomb you shouldn't react. Let them crash if they are so desperate.
>>142984916Who would have joined Ferrari in leu of Schumacher?Ralf?Trulli?Fishy Fella?
Max Verstappen will never win anything ever again
he already won my heart
>>142984619>React /f1/
>>142984974He does that.He's just so likeable.
>>142984974You're gay
>>142984984>*locks wheels and make contact* >*throws tantrum at his engineer instead of salvaging his race*yup, it's WDC timeIn his defense most WDC act like fucking retards when things don't go their way for some reason
Anyone else feeling sad that this could be the last time we ever see Sergio 'Checo" Perez race an F1 car?
>>142985010I think Max of Verstappen has now dropped 16 points because of his little tantrums.I hope it won't hurt him when we get to Abu Dhabi.
>>142984984>>142985010after becoming a world champion the only thing left is to see how much shit you can get away with
>An actual Belgium power ranking1)McLaren2)Mercedes3,4)Ferrari Red Bull5)Aston Martin6)Alpine7)RB8)Haas9)Williams10)Sauber
lmao
Big Juan
>>142985030>Anyone else feeling sad that this could be the last time we ever see Sergio 'Checo" Perez race an F1 car?>"Are you 100% sure this won't be your last race with Red Bull Racing?">Sergio Perez: "Yes, correct."He's gonna be extended for 2 more years.https://x.com/Motorsport/status/1816508710098743444
>>142985010he's going to Alpine or Williams after this, they're desperate for that coke cash
if mclaren can't win this they should disband
>>142985030Perez has not impressed in a F1 car since 2012 Monza.He was long overdue a dropping.None of his F1 wins have been on merit, he has had to rely on the misfortune of others to win the races.Sakir was thrown by Mercedes and Leclerc took Verstappen out.2021 Azerbaijan had Verstappen's tyre explode for no reason and he had to rely on Hamilton making the most stupid of mistakes to win.2022 Monaco Ferrari threw and he cheated in qualifying to beat Verstappen.Singapore 2022 Red Bull accidently underfuelled Verstappen for qualifying.Jeddah 2023 Verstappen had gearbox issues in qualifying.Baku 2023 Red Bull pitted Verstappen before the safe car which carried perez.Good riddance to a bad pilot I say.
Real Power Ranking F1 : MercedesSuper Formula : MclarenF2 : Dead BullF3 : Everyone else, exceptF4 : ASSTON KWABTIN + Sauber
>>142985082I was hoping he wouldn't win until Monza, which by my calculations, the Saturday qualifying would have been the magical 1000 days.
clean it up jannies
>>142985010>>142985068See also: Lewis Hamilton.
>>142984619>drive the fucking car already louis>it was rigged man, i'll sue you and unfollow everyone on social media>rams you off the road and celebrates whilst you are in hospital>learning moment x50Aside from that he did the exact same multiple times in his career and never apologized for it. If anything Costcappen is following his example pretty well. Can't wait for him to go to Mercedes and wear Black Pete make-up for old times' sake. I'll just pretend Lewis is Sainz, it's not too many shades of difference. Some zoomer can be the Costcappen stand-in.
>>142985104>Jeddah 2023 Verstappen had gearbox issues in qualifying.>Baku 2023 Red Bull pitted Verstappen before the safe car which carried perez.Perez was faster in both those races. There’s also Saudi 2022 where Perez put it on pole and was controlling the race until an unfortunate SC dropped him to P4 after the stops.
>>142985104Man you got a great memory, I don't remember shit.
>>142985125?
THE GOOAAATT
>>142985209track jannies were sweeping grass and bits of car off the track after that shitter crashed
>>142985030I hope so
>>142985215goat? monkey!
Hamilton tells Verstappen to 'act like a champion'
The GOAT of f1 is either a vegetable or black man.. pick one please
>>142985010Clearly you don't have winners mindset. You have to be aggressive otherwise it's impossible to overtake. If you admit your mistakes and never take risks other drivers would think that you're a pussy who can be pushed around. Such aggressive driving style is what made him greatest driver in the history of F1. Saying dindu nuffin is like sending death threats to the rest of the grid. That is just how life is Billy.
>>142985215Kinda looks like a someone sharted over sharl.
If the 2021 final race was fine then why did Masi get fired? WHY DID MASI GET FIRED IF IT WASN'T A FRAUDULENT WIN????
>>142985244
>>142985266The better question is why Mercedes were okay with the result as long as Masi got fired. What did he know?
>>142985244why do people keep saying lewis is blackhe's as white as he is black
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>>142985281He wants to be African American. We are merely respecting his identity, bigot.
I've changed my mind, free practice is boring. Give more sprints.
>>142985266Because the FIA didn't want rule abiding racing anymore
>>142984291The funniest result is that he's still shit, but slightly less than perez, and as a result he steals enough points off max to lose RBR both the WDC and WCC.
How will the Br*t*sh media cope with this shitter getting dropped after a disastrous rookie season?
>>142984520So was Taiwan, didn't stop the japs raping and killing them though.
Duugga :D Dabonen :D
>>142985356Just like Leclerc's 2017 Bahrain F2 race, Bearman has the Saudi race from this year that will get repeated with no end in sight as to why he is a generation talent that will end up being great and that the critics will eventually be silenced.
>>142985356Ocon is painfully average so that helps him a lot.
>>142985356Ocunt will behave like an absolute fucking moron and get himself kicked out of the team for crashing into otter twinkman, this will give them ample room for excuses about him not having enough time and needing a second season where he can score some good results.
>>142985356They will vilify Ocon even more which is good
>>142984450>Ricciardo likes the same kind of pointy car as Amx>Ricciardo rarely crashes unlike Perez and Tsunoda>his crashes since his comeback: avoiding Piastri at Zandvoort, Albon sticking his nose where it doesn't belong at Suzuka, Stroll going full retard behind safety car at Shanghai>Ricciardo is more marketable than both Perez and Tsunoda combined>Tsunoda is a hothead>Tsunoda is Honda property so he'll be gone soon anywayI detest the dildoman but there's clear reasons why he would be promoted. Red Bull need someone who can help them win the WDC & WCC this season and the next while they sort out their future driver lineup.
>>142985399ocon is the perfect teammate for him, if he loses its because he is a bad teammate, which he is, if he wins, then he won agaisnt a race winner with, how many season in f1? 7?
>>142984471>Gasly beaten by OconDo you even watch F1?
>>142981569>car 44 was following its racing line (confirmed by examination)>car 44 didn't move under breaking as claimed by MaxYou are braindead retarded. The stewards literally said the opposite of what you claim. Stop seething and learn to read, pajeet.
>>142985281Because he acts like a nigger.
>>142985433at the start of the season it wasnt even close, but in the races where the alpine was in the points gasly did betterand last season ocon had some bad luck
>>142985452Gasly said that his car had software problems which is why it was slower, but since he said they have been about equal again.
>>142985360And the Taiwanese should be thankful.The Jap admixture absolutely makes them smarter than mainland chinks.
>>142985452>2023Points: 62-58 (GASLY)Races: 10-6 (OCON)Qualifying: 14-8 (GASLY)Fastest lap: 15-6 (GASLY)Laps in top-10: 754-704 (GASLY)Best result: 3rd-3rd (DRAW)>2024Points: 6-3 (GASLY)Races: 5-4 (OCON)Qualifying: 9-4 (OCON)Fastest lap: 6-4 (OCON)Laps in top-10: 185-184 (GASLY)Best result: 9th-10th (GASLY)>handily beaten by Ocon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142985485yes, they are close
>>142985474The ruling class in China largely came after the war, not beforehand.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waishengren
Think about it.. Ocon being a dickhead only makes Bearman being a dickhead. Bearman is 18 now and he has little life experience and probably has a class aura against Ocon.. both will heem each other at races..
If you cause a red flag during quali you should lose your time and start at the back of that session, so if you cause it in q2 you should start in p15
>>142985552nah, shitters should learn to set a good time early on if they don't want based chads to crash on purpose to ruin it for them
>>142985562Thank god, we thought you might never recover from that coma.
A key scene in the Brad Pitt movie will be filmed at Spa today before the first practice session. As such, spectators have been asked to take their seats early.“Filming continues at Spa this weekend for the major Formula One movie, which will be released next summer. A key scene is being filmed today from 11:55am to 12:35pm on the starting grid with one of the fictional APXGP cars in front of the Gold 1 grandstand in the shot.The film's production team would greatly appreciate ticket holders in Blocks A, B and C in Gold 1 coming to their seats at 11:35 a.m. to be part of the filming of the big Hollywood movie. Please be in your seats starting at 11:35 to prepare for the 11:55 filming.
>>142985573Hope they're there for their Hollywood debut
>>142985573>running 3 carsCheating amerifucks
>>142985616>It's ok when Red Bull does it
>>142985573>Fernando, why are you so early in the... WAIT FERNANDO NOOO-
>>142985573
>>142985573Fuck them. What a bunch of cheap asses.
>>142985573>Please please please please pleeeeeease come early and do fuck all for an hour so we can get some crowd for our slop
>>142985521Schumi was a dickhead, Alonso wad a dickhead, Vettel was a dickhead (and he stopped winning as soon as he became more polite and friendly). And finally Max is a massive dickhead.It's almost mandatory to be a dickhead to be at the top
>>142984619fuck off nigger
>>142985703>And then I told him, "no problem, you can play games as long as you want at Mercedes".
i unironically hope norris wins and verstappen is out of the points so the last race can sting a bit more
Terrorist attack will happen at Spa or Paris
>>142985771>Norris>Spa
>>142985651B-b-b-but people in the 70s...
>>142985771I hope something like that happens because then there's a genuine fight for the WDC in the 2nd half of the season
>>142985782i read yesterday that a second yihadist was arrested in france since the start of the olympics
Saw a 70 yo man with a Ferrari cap. Lewis better get the 8th WDC for him.
I just want amx to get progressively more angry each race.
what's our plan, /f1/?
war to Libertypestilence to Libertyfamine to Libertydeath to Liberty
>>142985876i like brad pitt, i won't interfere
>>142985886I love him so much bros
>>142985771Sorry but it will be another win for Piastri
https://youtube.com/shorts/GvvME4pF4ls?si=bXK4x7B1t_Kfe9k4
Does anyone have the "I really shouldn't stick my penis there" picture but with the old Ferrari sidepods? I used to have it but can't find it anywhere
People die when they are killed
>>142985886They censor it already, who the fuck cares?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svwsK5NU2C0
>hollywood movie!
>>142985886they'll get allocated one f-bomb per race
>>142985876I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER>at the camera sensors
it's so over
Just saw a picture of Leclerc carrying the Olympic torch. Did Gasly and Ocon not get to carry it too? Because that would be fucking hilarious
>>142986061Is an a car a athlete?
>>142985886BUT THAY'RE BLEEDIN ROLE MOD'AHLS M8 YOU CAN'T CURSE WHILE YOURE DRIVING PAST 100+ MILE AH HOUR M8 THINK ABOUT YOUR FANS FIRSTLY AND YOUR PRIDE SECOND JESUS THIS MAN IS LITER'OLLY KILLIN THE SPORT MAN
>>142985886The fucking Halo™ brought us here. Absolute fucking cunting faggotry from the chutney-ferret Safety Sallies who've gone bloody turned this sport to shit. Cunts.
>>142985886based
>>142986080>Is an a car a athlete?No but your mum is a whore. At least that's what your sister told me while I was hanging out of her.
>>142985886Its gotta be the jews
>>142985841>end of season>amx's radio now just him angrily screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for 2 hours
>>142985886Max Verstappen frequently posting on /f1/Based
>>142986120They are gonna make radio messages into a monthly subscription system
>>142986114This has been debunked.
>>142986136>This has been debunked.We fell out of her bunk
>>142986093Apologies for the language.
>>142986182Too late, the stewards will summon you in about an hour.
>>142986153Apologies for my unfunny banter.
>[Autosport] Hamilton will speak to FIA officials over Verstappen crash partial blame and radio messages
>>142985886 swearing's bad mkay, but keep wearing those "love is love" helmets
>>142985886kekwhy does FOM broadcast such messages (even with censor bleeps) if it's a problem?
>>142981413He expected more rotation from Verstappen, when Verstappen's wheels locked he went straight... into Hamilton who was turning with him.
>>142985886Just censor the swear words like you already do
I bet you Max is freaky in bed
Why do they call it Spa?
>>142986277Why?
>>142986277It's actually the name of the city, innit?
fuckingFUCKING räikkönenwhat a FUCKING idiot
>>142986297wow
>>142981413Yeah max had to steer away which locked his tires. hahah
>>142986297rude
don't swearbe betterchildren are watching
Oh boy...can't believe I'm still awake at this hour...might as well watch some of FP1
I hope Poorez crashes in every session and his car has to be completely rebuilt every night. And then crashes into turn 1 in the race
>>142986353ok this rizzed up af
This swearing shit can be avoided if the TV team doesn't broadcast team radios containing swears.
>>142986373That's like hoping the sun will rise.
Did anyone see that Lawrence and Adrian talked in the background? I'm surprised the pundits did not bring that up.
>>142986384Or they can just fuck off.
>>142986373I know you're eager to get a spot Liam, but it's just a matter of time
>>142985573>This movie cost more to make than avengers endgameThis shit flop to infinity and beyond
>>142986353If there's a kids broadcast for F1 then why isn't there an /f1 kids/ thread?
Chadders would never swear :)
>>142986384this and sometimes they only display text, not audio. they could alter the texts to make it look like the drivers never sweared
Newey has to be richer than Lorrence Stroll by now. Aston martin don't have anything he wants
Just ban the fucking radio, you are not an F1-level driver if you can't make sense when to pit, avoid accidents by being aware of your surroundings or be okay with sound defenive driving without crying to stewards.
>but but but buh ChildrenFUCK CHILDREN
>>142986528I'd prefer not to
>>142986528We wish you wouldn't
>>142985886that's my wdc :)
the moment that broke Checo in 2023
hamilcoin?
>>142986548the moment that broke Checo in 2024
>>142986528t. Mr Beasts pet tranny
>>142986569He's just posing with Leclerc?
>alpenis
>>142986569he's a bottom if I ever saw one
Jensen butthole
Wolverine?
marko the seat...
>retardo already spun Somebody get Liam Lawson on the phone
where he going
>>142986432you're already in it
HELMUT!!!!!
Its over....
>>142986640If you want to take Perez spot you must become Perez.
kwan
>>142986644Back to Ausfailia.
Ffs why are the alternatives to checo sabotaging their chances
If only everyone had the balls to do this to mad max
>>142981413When exactly did max plan on turning lmao thinks he's still sim racing he didn't even see the track just his racing setup and 3 monitors
i kneel
how 2 filter indogs
>alpain
>shaking those lovely teeth out of his gumswtf, ted?
If Max has to take a engine penalty the race strategy should be max waits until everyone else has pitted then Checo bins his car into a wall to bring out the safety car for max to pit and come out back in the front
>>142986640Lawson is not a PR guy
>>142986695
Dubs and max wins
>>142986696>When Newey turns the aero back on
What happened to Ferrari?
>>142985886>Liberty media>Want to regulate everything
those sparks are too dangerousbring back the chicane
>>142986730Sandbagging so they can tank and get first draft pick for Newey
That merc front wing is illegal
CGI tires
Gimi 2007 comeback mentioned
>>142981413Max was aiming for the barriers
>Le red bull is good on this circuit!!!Ok now explain checo outside of the top 10
>>142986768mexican
>>142986768Its max and his vidya gays
>>142986768Lazy South American
>>142986768>now explain checo outside of the top 10It's checo
Lmao how many hundred euros did these people pay to sit on a dirt bank?
redpill me on alonso and hamilton's time as teammatesno bullshit
>>142986768Senior Marco me too sleepy ayy caramba
>>142986768behind the scenes, they have already told checo that he's out, so he's not even trying anymore
>>142986768He's a generational fraud
>>142986780maybe it wasnt xavis fault
>>142986786how big will the lawsit be if some fat fuck slips and breaks his ankles there ?
>>142986786GA is cheap
>>142986807it's Belgium he'll be rightfully laughed out the track
>>142986786wonder how hard it could be to sneak into the wilderness at night and just camp it out until its time for the race
>ted fakenews
This is why you hire pajeets
>>142986807>lawsuitthe track is in europe, not the USA
>tsunoda taking a pitlane start for parts>ricciardo not taking any despite being on the same parts numbers as tsunoda"Ah sorry Tsunoda, you were only 14th this weekend so Ricciardo gets Perez's seat, but not to worry you can join the queue behind Lawson, Iwasa Hadjar, Marti and Lindblad"
>>142986768clearly perez is addicted to video games
Acestream is like 10 minutes behind what the fuck
>>142986787just search the archives
>>142986786Europoors
belgium isnt a real country. should be netherlands just like switzerland and austria should be part of germany.
>>142986838was always obvious
>>142986786They paid for general entrance (cheapest tickets)Probably sitting there for the shadow.
>>142986838Very French
>>142986845and Finland part of Russia
>Mercedes is Fastest car againWE ARE SO BACK
>>142986845the Netherland doesn't deserve the Belgian breweries
>>142986845
>>142986855Jorjchads rise up
>>142986871>even more arabs in Franceno thanks
>>142986824Are you also retardo?
>>142986768that nigga said "honk shoo"
so how many places is the grid penalty for max?
>>142986936should be 10
what's up with the pubic hair on the merc halo?
>>142986936i think they didn't make the engine change
I like when they spark
>>142985573>paying to be an extrafuck off
Lmao Mercedes activate their sandbag
>>142986946trying to find if there is turbulent flow around the halo (I did one class of fluid dynamics)
>>142986786>high elevation>shaded 'neath fragrant pines>cool evropean earth 'tween your toeswhere else would you rather be? looks comfy
bought one (1) can of red bull to power up amd amx :)
CAM ON SONNY SCORE SOM FACKIN POINTS
>>142986838
>>142986936>>142986945>>14298695210
incredible racism
>got rid of the newey design againhes pure shit
This is rape
HE WENT WIDE
>>142986978may we commit multiple hate crimes? question.
>>142986838Oh how the times have changed
>>142986978"UHM, I'M SORRY SIR BUT YOU CAN NOT KEEP THE T-SHIRT, YOU MUST GIVE IT BACK TO THE PRODUCTION COMPANY"
kwab
>1 second slowerpuro pinche bros... se acabo
>>142986978holy based, God I love apxgp. sonny is so cool and their color scheme is crisp
>perez being 1 second slower than his teammate is the same as piastri being 3 tenths ahead of Norriskys
>>142986978
>perez onboardDid they add an effect or something?
>>142986978Why do europoors cuck so hard. they did this for free HAHAHAHAH
>>142987037>if only you knew how bad things really are
Based hammockchad
>Ricciardo fastest in S1The seat Checo...
KWAB
>>142986978>>142987037Why is he so sad?
ayyy senor
>checo developed brain damage2 more weeks
>checo clueless
>>142987058>>142987059>I'm really strugglingwe know checo
These are the fastest laps from 2023 and it wasn't raining iirc. Am I retarded or are the cars already around 5s faster now in today's FP1?
>>142987062Because in simracing you dont feel shit either so thats why max is so good with that car
>verstappen ludicrously faster than everyone through sector 2>sector 1 and 3 are just drs vroomsHas Verstappen ever won from 11th before?
>mclelwinslolboooring
Zhou is also almost 1 seconds slower than Bottas.
>>142987095it was raining
>>142986978>make an F1 movie>can't show 20/22 drivers of your fictional grid outside of cameos because they are the actual F1 driverswhat are they thinking
>>1429870952023 was a sprint weekend wasn't it?
>>142987133Yes, these are the fastest laps from the main race.
>>142987118Hire him then, seidl.
>>14298710510th hungary gp 2022, 14th belgium 2022
>>142987105He won from 14th in '22
MALBORO
>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:4
>>142987143>race
>alpiss
>>142987118You'd be slow too if you only had slits for eyes
>>142987145seidl is kill
>>142987037All white spectators. It looks like a KKK meeting.
>>142987161?
>>142984586It was max who drove into hamilton because he locked up. He left him all the room on the inside for him to squeeze by riding the apex, which would give Hamilton a better run out of the corner. You need to work on your analytical/racing 101 skills if you're going to be doing this thing where you cry about max and get mad but don't understand why the move wasn't going to stick in the first place or you're going to be mad every time max has a crash where he's clearly the one causing the incident.
Disney gonna sue Alpine
>spa 22
>le vpn chingchong still hard at work slurping neekeri semenlol
GP2 ENGINE
>max sounds happyIt's over
>>142987188>FTX>CrowdStrikeheh
the gp2 engine is back
G P 2ENGINE
What song on that Andrex ad on Sky stream ?
>bong ads
>>142987208I WALK A LONELY ROAD
It’s unfair that a driver can have 3 home races in a season.
>>142987204He had a good Sim racing session before the practice.
>>142987231why wont they poo in the loo?
>>142987203he's so fucking done lol
>>142987112
fuck I forgot there was F1 today
>we are checking
TIMELINE OF GP2
>>142987204he's going to go out of his way to be upbeat and polite this weekend to just with everyone waiting for him to rage again
Ocão is waiting for a last minute surge or what?
>>142987289its just fp1
>>142987279*just to fuck with
>>142987062>>142987058>>142987059Useless
>>142987279If max sounds happy he is. If the car sucks balls he will say so.
>>142987289Sky is likely too busy masturbating to Hamilton and Norris but F1TV just said that Ocon has a waterleak and was confirmed to not participate in FP1.
>>142987279that just further reinforces the idea that it was the late night gaming that made him mad
>poois
>>142987238robbie williams > green day
>>142981363picrel iykwim haha
>shit talks alpine>car doesn't work in the first session nowretribution >>142987317they talked about it earlier
Realistically what are the chances Max doesn't win? His current streak must continue, it's too entertaining.
based alpeen sabotaging rato's car after all that talk yesterday
FIA start monitoring the flexi wings and mclel are already 1s back lmao
surfer hamilton got it all
>>142987231Why are British commercial breaks just poop and viagra ads?
>lewis wearing the pedo helmet "love is love"
>>142986440looks like a bukkake scene
he's back
>>142987368If he does, it'll be a lot harder than the last two years. I think a podium is a good bet, but it's nowhere near a guaranteed win.
>>142986973not bad but I'd rather be served fresh beer at a terrasse overlooking the track by a belgian waitress with fat tits
>He Fell for Merc Sandbagging
>>142987409>le VPN pedophile
>>142987409hi there fellow pole
The fuck?
>>142987203but it's the mercedes engine this year
>>142987494>what the fuck are you looking at, chinlet?
Dog....legging?
>>142987494>McLaren has fallen>Surrey must die
amx is gonna get into a race ending shunt with someone isn't he?
bottas zhou gap is about the same as max perez gap
>>142986696>They went back to the sausage panelsAt least they ripped that "upgrade" off like a bandaid.
AMX will do the needful and buck break goblando even more
>Piastri miles ahead of NorrisSo is this a Mika thing where once he had his first race win he began to dominate his teammate?
fuck... this doent look good.....
>>142987577lando is mentally broken alreadyfirst by maxnow by his own teammate and having to give the position back to him
>>142987563Oh, you don't know?The other engine cover is for high downforce tracks only.It will return in Zandvoort and Singapore and probably Mexico.
>>142987577hopefully lmao
>>142987623Him doing that is all the evidence you need to know that he will never be WC, he is not mentally storng enough to do anything and everything to win a championship.
I love how Max (the Fraud) is starting to crack under the pressure which has shown that he has no talent or skill and that his success was due to the car.Seeing that Norris, Lewis and Piastri are running rings around him.
>fat brown: we learned and we won't repeat>pink ham: what exactly did you learn?>zak brown: uhhhhh
zak just called lando dumb for not giving the position earlier cause he could've tried to overtake later :(
baking
>>142987669>le VPN pedophile
>>142987673he explained it pretty clearly, dont know what youre on about
were so back bros
>>142987783he was going on in circles at the beginning trying to figure out what to answer
Dubs and Hamilel walks to the pit
>>142987795it's FP1 piastri wasn't even flat out in eau rouge, mclaren is unterhunding
clean it up
>>142987673He was talking about going for seconds obviously
If max wins it's literally all over and the season will be a slurper like 2023 all the way and people will finally quit watching f1. FIA needs to do something while they still have time.MAX MUSTNOT WIN
it's going to be hilarious that Perez will finish behind Max even with a penalty, you just know it's going to happen
>Max likes a really loose rear.
remember that it's immensely racist to point out that naomi schiff is a diversity hire
AMXbros are we back?
>>142987878never left
>>142987877she looks like she fucks white guys
>>142987924HE LOOKS LIKE TRUMP
Is it legal to place a bet on F1 and also order cloud seeding to take place during the GP ?
Duuggabros, how we doing?
>>142987942
f3 cars sound so much better than f2 and f1 cars
duugga :D
>>142988003In two years f2 cars will be faster than f1.
nuuii to prema?
>>142988023>renault 3.5 series 2014
AMX UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR SPEEDING
where duugga
>>142988064ban him, ban him right fucking now
duugga :DDD
VIOLATE MY TRACK LIMITS SOPHIA
>>142988064B-b-but Hunt didn't have to bother with pit lane speed limits!
>>142988064
DUUGGA DUUGGA DUUGGA
>>142988132his teammates are on the front rowBUST
>>142988064Jesus Crist. Max is out of control. Think of the children.
MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BREAKING YOUR HOUSE ARREST AND NOW I'VE HAD ENOUGHNO MORE TELLY RACES FOR YOU FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND A HALF YE PILLOCK. YEAH YOU ARSE HEAD SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT YA KNOB HEAD. TWIT. GANNET. YA MANKY, GORMLESS DAFT COW. WANKA.YEAH I KNOW ABOUT THEM TELLY RACES TOO, I ALREADY CALLED YOUR BOSS THE "HORN MAN" AND LET HIM KNOW YOU'LL BE SITTING HOME THINKIING WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF THE TELLY RACES. YA STUPID NIT.
>duugga already fastest S1WE ARE SO BACK
>>142988064$100 FineITS OVER
>>142988185made me think
>>142982700>implying max starts behind perez
>>142988196How will Red Bull financially recover from such a setback?
>>142988064This is why video games are bad
>>142982700>>142988216even if perez is ahead of max thanks to some miracle the team would tell him to get out of the way kek
>>142988064disgusting, ban him for life
excuse me?
>>142988251No more catering
>>142988316his first name ain't any bettertasanapol
556 postsno new breadWE FINALLY RELENT
>>142988316Is this Finnish?
>>142988340thai
>>142988340no, this is finnish
>>142988365no, that's porn(I think)
>tuugga ahead of his teammates
lel
AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO
Fucking shitters man
holy fuck
What the fuck
peak shitters moment
Wait, why is Montoya now in F3?Man is a Formula 1 race winner.
>>142988417>>142988431these qualis are always funny thanks to these moments
>Literally no one improved too
Shitters. No one of F3 will made into F1
>>142988461he got bored and bought an F3 team
bring the one-shot qualifying for these shitter series
I don't if it's partly due to the radio quality but f3 always sound zesty as fuck on the radio.
wtf lmao
>>142981413If you think Hamilton is at fault here then you must also say that Max was at fault for Silverstone 2021It's the same level of retardation
>>142988539those two incidents arent even remotely comparableanother worthless britoid post
>Bong Ads>Pakis everywhere
So who has KWABed in practice besides Retardo?
>bong ad>pajeet is nervous before a job interview>goes to the toilet>his whole family is there, cheering him onyou can make this shit up hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>142988561What's wrong with that?
I do not watch Formula 3 or Formula 2. I do not watch Formula pee or Formula poo
FLAVIO BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>142988569>bong ads>always about constipation
>>142988569>>142988579I don't see the problem
someone bake already
>>142987330this is just cope. while max is in his hotel simracing the rest of the grid out boozing and partying. Between that and the constant travel and pr shit its all cope. Redbull shit the bed. Horner. Newey. Checo. Backsliding while other teams are improving. It's cope. It's sacrificial. And it's gonna come back to bite horner and them Thai fucks. Regardless how you feel about the sim racing shit it's crazy 2 me that's the focus of redbulls embarrassment considering 3 months ago we were all laughing and how much of a fucking loser horner is. It's a cop out and it's bullshit. If rbr dosent change there tune amx will leave. That's why he's so confident in saying the shit he does. It's why markos still there. It why jos is still there. Rbr is amx and anyone thinking otherwise is retarded. Atleast rbr is amx for now I truly feel it's over and he's headed elsewhere.
b a k i n g
hate this cunt with a passionmost punchable face in the f1 world, apart from crofty
>>142988607I despise that prick.
>>142987330He was mad and drove like a lunatic even when he slept good and did no sim racing. This is just old Max coming back since he's not P1 all the time.
>>142988600>If rbr dosent change there tunegood morning saar
>>142982922Because he did it in the final race
>>142988660>>142988660>>142988660IN FOR FKINO
>>142987756Why are you for Max (the fraud). It's clear that most of 4chan and reddit completely hate the guy.Most experts, pundits and commentators agree he's a talentless hack that got lucky due to his car.Now that he's under the slightest of pressure he's fully exposed and can't handle it.>>142987861Max is starting to crack under the pressure of Norris. Trust me Norrius will be WDC this year.>>142988080>>142988147>>142988313I love how everyone is hating Max more and more.
>>142987330>>142988600like if a few less hours of sleep is so controversial. Than certainly running 2 qualies, half a race distance(sprints) and the actual race in a 2 day period is also controversial. But f1 got no problem subjecting their drivers to that so wtf we talking about if they are getting enough sleep? Are they're bodies getting enough time to recharge between the sprint and the actual race? Like surely from a mental perspective and physical exhaustion running a sprint races the day prior to an actual race is worse than not getting 8 hours of sleep.
>>142984271My boy Ricci, he just needs more time
>>142985266>firedThey demoted him and then he quit
>>142981436>there's a car in the waytime to turn in harder boys
>>142986838>raping while being the bottomThese crazy french people
>>142987577>Chuck breaks the monaco curse and drops off>Landof breaks the no win curse and drops offMonkey paw
>>142984984Spoke like Icarus
>>142988667Thanks
