Starts: Today at 19:30 CET (10.30 a.m. in Los Angeles, 2.30 p.m. in Rio de Janeiro, 20:30 in Athens)>The Opening Ceremony of the 2024 Olympic Games will be bold, original and unique. On 26 July 2024, Paris 2024 will offer an Opening Ceremony that is certain to join the most memorable moments in Olympic history.Are you hyped?
I've barely seen any excitement for this year's Olympics. How come?
>when you hear an explosion in the distance
>French Olympics>American singerI don't get it
Is the Olympics more Greek or French?
>>142990024Snoop Dogg is beloved the world over.
>>142990274Yeah I like his songs too but how is he related to sports?
did they successfully clean that river??
Where to watch, not NBC
>>142990916Don't know if it works in Americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Ou-ggS718
>>142990775its fine>unless it rains>then, they screwedvirtually every (old) city will run on the same priniple. When street drains etc. are taking in too much water, every sewer gets overflow dumped in the nearest river.
>>142989735Not really. Unfortunately broadcasters tend to show their own countries delegations and skip the entire ceremony or start blabbing about their own POV skipping the majority of the ceremony I'm not sure if it's a licensing issue or a shitty broadcast practice
>>142990981what can they do if it rains?
>>142990972Not for me
>>142990999absolutely jackshit afaikrebuilding an entire cities sewer system is not a job for the weekend. I'd guess the'll just postpone anything open-seine swimming until the bacteria levels drop again.
>>142991019oh
>>142990972works for canada
>>142991061nice
>>142989867i fucking love jormungand, I wish there were more similar animes
IMO they should use the eiffles tower as a couldron, set it on fire and let it burn the whole time
>>142991085Kino
>us flagbearers are lebron james and coco gauff
>>142991106Better than 2020. No one recognized these two
>>142990024To be fair can hardly get more disgraced than having a shitty lennon song and naomi osaka as Japan
is it known who's gonna light up the fire?i hope it's another KWAB moment like last time with naomi okaka
ALL COUNTRIES REPORT FOR DUTY
>>142991197Mbappe
>>142990296his poems about pimping and drug use stir something deep in the French soul
>>142990024he isn't even a singer and he's most famous from doing drugs, not even rapping. that being said, Celine Dion and Lady Gaga are apparently going to perform during the ceremony, lmaofrenchies have fallen
>>142991197Turning off the stream if it isn't Zidane.
>>142991216Serge beat him to all that tbf
Sticky when?
how much does a paper bed cost?
>>142991369when i cum all over it
>>142991019>en tu paisYT uses familiar language in Spanish ? That's rude.
Anywhere to watch it live? We get it on tape 6 hours from now
>>142990972>The uploader has not made this video available in your countrylmao
>>142991522>We get it on tape 6 hours from nowlol why?
>>142991539NBC can make more in advertising dollars if they show it prime time tonight.
>>142991571you muricans and your insatiable thirst for profitdo you ever have nice things?
>>142991571that's pathetic
>>142991522lmao
>>142991522they're doing it live this year though
>>142991522go to bbc website (not the porn one) and watch a livestream like the rest of the civilized world
>>142991019pero wn just watch it on the claro sport youtube channel
>>142991571How can they profit if everyone can just watch it live elsewhere?Boomers?Most specifically, boomers who can't live without their Oprah commentator or something?
>>142991433>when i cum all over itBased Canadian
>>142991522peacock is showing it live, tirico will be on the boats with the athletes, so don't expect to see anyone from a different country
Will there be an attack in France during the Olympics? This is going to look like the Munich Massacre 1972.
>>142991721no
>>142991721Muslims don't attack other muslim countries
>>142991462Oh yeah, I thought nothing of it, I got used to their fake personal close approach
>twink deathyou hate to see it
>>142991522>>142991571You can watch it live on NBC right now you dumb nigga
Will rape increase or decrease?
>>142990024Does he do any calisthenics?
turkey teeth
>>142991677Nu sabÃaLos darán completos o solo estarán enfocados en LATAM como lo hacen los gringos que solo muestran su delegación?
>>142991201/f1/ REPORTINGwait, shit
>1 hour to goShalt be goonin til then
>>142991687Nevermind they're showing it live
>>142990999Modern drains are built to separate sewage from surface runoff, but old sewers in places like Paris and London aren't
>simone biles' father is her grandfatherWhat in the fuck is this guy talking about?
>switch to NBC>they're talking about snails fuckingolympics off to a great start
>>142991180What happened to Osaka anyway? I think she had a baby, but I haven't seen her since.
honestly hope there will be no terrorist attacks during this olympics
>>142991888>>142991687Snoop Dog y Kevin Hart :B
>>142991082>tfw no season 3 or floyd/kasper spinoff
>>142991908It's in 26 minutes....
>>142991900you tried
>>142991919career ending bleaching
>>142991888Depends on wether Mbombo wins or not
>bbc focusing on the horse dancing posh bint againOh fuck off
I got it on good authority Peste Noire will close the opening ceremony
for christ sake...
>>142991888It already started, they raped an Australian tourist and a dutch Olympian raped a kid and wasn't banned, he even has security next to him
>>142991106why not the lgbtq posivive weed smuggling victor bout counterweight
tag yourself /sp/
>>142991919she's back to playing>>142991933her babydaddy is an even uglier mutt than her
>>142991946focusing on a athelete who isnt even competing at the games instead of the 100+ who are
>>142991926okay quick gooner then
>>142991958good God
>>142991971And one in the shittest sport for posh nepo cunts
Srry lads, she's mine
Daft Punk broke up.I have no reason to be hype for this anymore. Unless Thomas and Guy-Man do a one-off reunion and DJ for the athlete parade, but that's just unlikely.
who will be flag bearer for your country?
>>142991946Is that the woman that beat up the horsey and everyone cancelled her?
>>142991951Based and Famine pilled. I wonder what he's up to now.
Using celebrities at all in the ceremonies is cringe. As singers, as athletes. It should be choral music, representing the nation and the song, not inhibited by the character of the singer. It should be formations promoting the unity of the sportsmen, not soloing out stars. I hate the modern world
>>142991958The far right did this
>>142989735ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRR ALLAHU ABAAAAAR
>>142991992I'M GOING TO SAY IT!
>the guy off first datesWtf is the bbc doing
>interviewing the Mexican athletes>bunch of old peoplewtf
>>142992003Far right here, can confirm. I stole a jew weather machine and flew it over 10 minutes ago
>>142991201/europe/ checking in
>>142990239Coubertin was a hellaboo
>>142991958some helpful links to soothe the pain>windy.com
Someone tell me when the Mongolians enter. I hope they look as cool as they did in the photoshoots.
The future
>20 minutes until the biggest sporting event in the world>100 replies this is /sp/.......?
>>142991997Yes, they keep going on about it. Think it's because she's upper class as fuck
which sport has the most qts?
olympic /sp/ is peak /sp/
>>142991958>windyBased
>>142992051
>>142992015looks like they've been paid off by the french tourist board
Why not do the opening in a stadium? I love stadiums...
>>142991970It's amazing how ugly she is. I wonder if japanese were ashamed to have her as their flag bearer in 2022
>>142992000London 2012 was mostly choirs and shit>>142992051Male diving and male gymnastics
>>142992068cute
>>142991912she was adopted by her grandfather because her parents couldn't take care of her
>>142991993Surely if there's any time for a reunion / to get a fat stack of cash, it's nowOtherwise who the fuck else is there?
Lady Gaga is gonna be KINOhttps://x.com/PopBase/status/1816878316399525925
>>142991997yeahthey all beat horses in private, athletes dont fucking dance naturally. But the second it goes public its all:>oh, but this is so NOT ME. this AVBSOLUTELY does not represent my VALUES blabla..a pox on all their fraud 'sport' participants and apologists
>>142991958KWABOTY
>>142992043>create reddit>become billionare>marry the most hideous groid on earthwhat was his problem
>>142989867Why else would I watch it?
The boats going across the Seine is an allegory for migrants crossing the med sea...really makes you think.
>>142992069Frog-in-chief wanted something different.
cute
What is this phenotype?
SNIPERS SPOTTED
it's already fully raining thereFUN
>>142992114uzbek
>>142992052It's the only time of the biyear I pay some sort of attention to sports and subsequently visit /sp/
>>142991951> Peste NoireDo you mean that black metal band? I was listening to it years ago. It has quite unique sound.
>>142992019Did you say old people? Then you have to know about Tia Tania :Dhttps://cnnespanol.cnn.com/2024/07/26/abuela-china-chile-tenis-mesa-ping-pong-trax/
>>142992118Comfy
>>142992118I bet he's playing some sniper game on his phone.
>>142992110protect and honor maude
>>142992085grim
>>142992114Normandy phenotype
French Queens on tv
>>142992118is trump in the building?
Winter Olympics>Summer Olympics
>>142992133abuela basada
>>142992085Is she even remotely French?
>>142991998Making absolutely amazing 15 minutes tracks and writing bookshttps://youtu.be/pdw20rKK54k?si=ZzwW18k3RzlngIjY
>>142992157Just once I want to have sex with a girl like on the right. Just IMAGINE.
>>142992051Volleyball, always. 100m and athletics in general too except for floor gymnastics, they're always flat and muscly
>>142992157>mcdonalds handbag
>Claro Sports commentators are mexichangos translating everything and talking about retarded shit
>>142991369cam on mods
let's go ledecky!!!!
>>142992041better than the haute couture from paris and milan
USA USA USA USA
>>142991883pea(((cock))) is gay hopefully HBO isn't quite as shit
What new meme sport is going to flop and be removed from the next olympics?
>>142992118That's the true French spirit.
>>142992175The books about what? Is there at least an English translation?
>>142992041Holee based. Are they doing archery or wrestling?
>try to take a snip of the screen on my snipping software>stream screen goes blackfffffffffff
>he's not listing to Around the World right now
It's a look that says 'I'm in control of my vehicle'
>>142989735Shit games
>>142992225break dancing hopefully
Is the yank sprinter woman who's married to the paralympic sprinter going again?
>>142992238love your posts
>>142992225street fighter 6or mma
https://youtu.be/JZELmUooBlY?si=693DNDLAzg4-lqjAhttps://youtu.be/JZELmUooBlY?si=693DNDLAzg4-lqjA
>>142992197If they made it like WWE Spanish announce table it would be awesome
>>142992157
>>142992173she speaks french quite decently i think
>>142992225break dancing without a doubt no way that shit lasts
>Google "Olympics stream free">bunch of news sites with ads>accept our tracking cookie>10 paragraphs of nothing>a single link that tells me to go buy a Peacock subscriptionholy fuck I hate the world I live in
>can stream any shitty soccer game in full hd>cant find stream for the most watched event of all time
>>142992190Huh she just bought McDonald's dude
Is the refugee olympic boat just going to keep going until it gets to dover?
>>142992225Rollerskating
>>142992235For me it's Justice
>>142992203
>>142992157her siblings are embarrassed kek
>>142991896deberian, igual tienen 4 transmisiones en vivo al mismo tiempo, asi que hay espacio para una enfocada en mexico, otra en latam, otra en general y otra en los ataques terroristas, para las competiciones van a mostrarlas todas como para tokyo
Just prepped the bull for a prolonged session with my wife so I can watch the opening in peace.
15 minutes
>>142992233KWAB.for what it's worth the CBC stream has been really stable and is good for screen caps if you can deal with the canadian coverage.
what does french vagina taste like and how to get one
>>142992225Karate katashttps://olympics.com/en/news/karate-kata-martial-arts-history-how-many-forms-meaning-rules-scoring
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>>142992190Brawndo got what da plantz crave
>>142992225Break Dancing and Flag Football.Literally who else besides us and maybe Japan plays football, let alone flag football?
>>142992258surely your national tv is showing it for free
>>142992299I wouldn't know...
>>142992248Thank you
>>142992225breakdancing
>>142992290>Prepped the bullhow does one do this?
>>142992259>>142992258when amerimutts found out that we have a tv loicense, they all laughed at mewell I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?(t. have never paid the license, they don't even paywall it)
Stickyyyyy mooooodssss
>>142992225Break dancing will be lucky to even survive this Olympics
Please don’t make fun of us too hard for all the brown and black people our government added to the ceremony. >>142992299Pretty normal.
>>142992225breakdancingno one is going to watch yet it'll be pushed front and centre
>grey shitholeAccurate depiction for once
>>142992157need the fat one snogging the presenter
Time for Olympic breakdancing
there are gonna be so many hot black women i ca nt wait :pray: :pray:
>>142992264How's she holding it? Both her hands are in shot
cbc stream keeps crashing
>>142992225Hopefully surfing goes, it was dogshit at Tokyo
Best olympian-fus to follow on tiktok?
What's the capacity of those boats? 200 people? I know some nations will be sharing them
I just know the NBC broadcast is going to be full of ads and other pointless bullshit
so there's no actual opening ceremony in a stadiumit's being done on a catwalk in front of the eiffell towerthe audience is just invited dignitarieswhat the FUCK is this
Are you guys impressed :)?
>>142992351fuck
Going to have a cheeky Gauloise ciggy before this starts
>>142992225Has any sport been added only temporary for one olympic tournament? Don't they always last longer?
when does the proper ceremony start?
>>142992245Oh she is!
chat are we live?
>>142992369There just talking about snails on nbc
>>142992369oui
>>142992328>>142992314>>142992256>>142992242isn't that just a promo event and not a real one, like baseball in tokyo?
>>142992118Is that a sloped roof? Where are their hard hats and harnesses?
>>142992362Already kind of lackluster opening ceremony. Guess it's up to LA to beat Beijing.
It's fucking bullshit that a single company has broadcast rights to the Olympics. Should not be allowed.
i can feel something would go wrong in the ceremony, screencap this
>>142992369Personally I'm ashamed and it hasn't even begun
>>142992379Yes Karate kata in Tokyo for example
stream link please
>>142992391What do snails have to do with France?
>>14299238420:00 local time 19 for you
>>142992348Our McDonald's bags have handle.
>>142992359So watch it from other country's streams. There are a ton of them, or do you want English commentary?
>>142990024Damn he old af
>>142992369SACRE OUI OUI ANON
>>142992379Karate, baseball, softball were all in Tokyo and aren't back
Haha, to think a friend of mine paid 2300€ for this
>>142992367>>142992315>>142992203>>142992400Absolutely based. add The 400 Blows
>>142992358theres 205 nations (some with 1 competitor)someone on Eurosport said earlier, theres 100 boats. And it runs in alphabetical order.>F. Ireland & Italy
>>142992303>>142992321i hate this turdwoman like you wouldn't believe
Gu is there
>>142992118Is Trump here?
>>142992369cam on francebe good
For anybody with Peacock, is their coverage actually any good? I'm considering just breaking down and subscribing for a month
Sex with Keely Hodgkinson if you know what I mean
>>142992379baseball for tokyo
>>142992428>>142992407Interesting. What made them not choose to include them again? Because they were boring sports?
>>14299238410 minutes
>>142992369can't wait, I hope the ceremony is as pompous as I expect it to be :D
>>142992369to be fair jvpiter and his wife are doing a good job at welcoming his guests pretty impressive to keep them waiting in a line like plebs at ikea lets see what else you got
O₺¥₼₱¥₵$
>>142992369I was expecting bombings and mass beheadings.Not faggots tossing shit on train rails. 0/10. You're a shit muslim country
>>142990296>About a decade earlier, Stroud, then in middle school, was playing in the Snoop Youth Football League, founded by world-renowned rapper Snoop Dogg in 2005 to help inner-city kids the chance to participate in the sport. Not only did Stroud play in the league, but he had Snoop Dogg as his coach at that time.
>>142992369on a rien vu encore sacrament
>>142992426Didn't remember the Eiffel tower being that flat
>>142992426Based enthusiastic anon
Adam Peaty is fucking fit
>>142992409You eat them
When does Gojira play?
>no deathmarchshant
BBC 4K HDR Streamhttps://ve-uhd-push-uk.live.cf.md.bbci.co.uk/x=3/i=urn:bbc:pips:service:uhd_stream_02/iptv_uhd_v1.mpd
miskine le bide
>>142992359adblock nigga
>>142992475yeah ur mum sat on it lol
>>1429924302300€ to attend the ceremony? I was considering going too but they didn't let me take days off
>>142992430
>>142992453I think Karate and Base/Softball were guests due to being big in Japan?
>>142992484blame wahmen
>>142992442who?
Anyone got a stream link?
>>142992453Each location can add a couple sport to their liking I think
>>142992296I had to change a setting to slow down graphics card performance but it works now
JVPITER is about to unleash his full power and part the clouds to let the French sun shine down on our glorious sun.He has assembled all your countries’ leader for a mass blood sacrifice to grow even more powerful and this is is the stage he has chosen to show his power to the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMOHaI8dacOOHHHHHHHH PARIS SUMMER
ANDY!!!
>>142992453statpadding for the host to win more medals
>>142992439>forgots questionthey said (think) 6,800 athletes expected for the river cruise. so /100 boats, prob about 70-100 capacity each would do it.
>>142992485>https://ve-uhd-push-uk.live.cf.md.bbci.co.uk/x=3/i=urn:bbc:pips:service:uhd_stream_02/iptv_uhd_v1.mpdthank you sir
It's going to be so fucking shit.
>>142992402American Opening ceremonies have always been shitAtlanta and Los Angeles 1984 were shit, but the worst was the WC 1994, absolute jokeBarcelona was the best after Beijing
>i can hear the producer on the NBC streamwtf
>>142992512>PEE-COCKgay
>>142992481>When does Gojira play?They can't. They got stranded by the giant flying whales.
>>142992453Karate was fucking funny, shame they canceled it
[good news] brazil will be the first country outside of japan to have an official sakura card captors themed cafehttps://x.com/ccsakura_tv_br/status/1813619817145827718
GOAT spotted
>>1429925002300€ for a ticket in the stands close to the Eiffel tower, which are the most expensive
>>142992510yes
>>142992524hehehe jokes on you our leaders don't have blood checkmate el presidente
>>142992294literally me
>>142992461¥€$
PUTAIN MAIS VIVE LA FRANCE
>>142992535Yeah but now there's digital tech and shit.
SO IT BEGINS!!!!!!!!!
>>142992439>>142992529I hope they don't send those 1 athlete nations along with big nations. It would seem unfair.
>Paris is grey as fuck>Glorious evening sun here Lmao
>>142992546Can't get past him crying
>>142992546this does feel abit like a PR from himretiring playing for Great Britain
>>142992563La France blanche et catholique.
>>142992118On a slopped roof. Take notes yanks.
>>142991915>>142992409>>142992391
>>142992508nice incel takethey shortened the event because it's the most boring fake ass sport on the planet and nobody was fucking watching
Best Olympics in my lifetime>USA 1996>China 2008>Rio 2016>London 2012
>>142992524Get off the computer Emmanuel you things to do today
>>142992551That's just stupid.
>slma poetrycringe
>>142992542holy shit what a bad tv sport
Just send some SR-71s to fly over head at full speed.. i don't know.
>>142992502A FOOKEN PIGIN
Why is Paris all grey? Looks grim.
>>142992509Olympic champion that defected from USA to China
>>142992546that's SIR andy murray to you
>>142992545Brazil is so based
>>142992546is he on finasteride? hair looks thicker
>>142992586naruhodo
>>142992591the events in the rio stadium were awful the stadium was empty
>>142992449It’s good and they’ll have the replays of every event if you want to watch the stuff you missed. Buying the ad free package still gives you advertisements though.
STICKY PLEASE SAAR
>>142992584Whiteness is irrelevant but Catholicism is mandatory. If only you faggots converted the Nafris
stream?
Voullez vous cousze avec moi?
For me its pic related
>no happenings as of yetwhy are they so useless
>>142992588>nice incel takeThat was literally the reason they gave.
>>142992534If it's like 2012 they'll make a load of French from 1752 into blacks and pakis>>142992591Rio was shit, the stadium was empty and the diving pool was so dirty it went green
USA bros we got this again
>>142992597>no TR-3BI sleep.
>>142990296
MAX is live with the uninterrupted stream. So if they plan to bomb the place at least they can't switch away.
>>142992564tech isn't a substitute for SOVL
>who are america's gold medal chances>nig, nog and ngubuevery time
>>142992595
>>142992602IT'S CLOUDY ANON!
>>142989735can it go worst?
>>142992602The Sun doesn’t exist in western/northern europe
>>142992442My girl if globohomo wins. She would give you tall strong handsome cut throat quarter haps.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUR COMENTATORS ARE ALREADY CRINGE IN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
underdog countries for total medal count?
>>142992626>terrible opinion on /sp/>it's an american flagComme toujours
Why is China not banned?
>>142992584y'a 80 ans peut etre, l'ahurax
2 min...uoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh (ToT)
>>142992591>>142992616>>142992634Rio 2016 was comfy and SOUL
>>142992633They (or maybe ruzzians) arson'd the french TGV network
>>142989735What did I miss what did I miss!?
>>142992654C’EST FINI
>>142992654ZESTY PECULIARINDIVIDUALS
>>142992538Yeah those faggots monopolized the American streaming coverage and cracked down on any attempt to stream the olympics elsewhere using non American streams. It's at the least 5 minutes behind live in case anything counter to the American propaganda dogma comes up.
>>142992660england
What will be this ceremony's biggest slip?
>>142992650tftp
>>142992663Silence mohammedan dog
+++ BREAKING +++ BOATS HAVE DEPARTED +++ I REPEAT +++ BOATS HAVE DEPARTEDNow will it be kino or will it look like tourist river cruises?
>>142992654What's the reading on the zestmeter ?
They keep showing this ad for "housing exchange".I've got the stream muted, but all it is is stock footage and bullshit splashed on the screen about "empowerment".I can instantly tell this is a Tom Selleck GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE scam.
>>142992118They live full time on the roofs.
>>142992670this but unironically>>142992654HOLY ZEST
>>142992321In her 30s and already looking like a witch
>>142992633probably arguing the plan>bloody fuck you bloody bomb them bloody now>no fuck you bloody i will bomb them benchod
>>142992542I did karate competitions when I was young and I lost them all because pretty much every hit is illegal>hit guy with a kick to the head (mandatory helmets)>hear toot>think I scored a point>the other guy scored a penalty point because my hit was somehow illegal despite being a beautiful perfect mawashigeri
>>142991019Here we go!
IT BEGINS
>>142992682That it’s not sunny
>>142992634the EXCUSE was that there's not enough women that wanted to compete, the reason was money
>>142992654did they knock down one of the towers wtfi was unironically there that night it burnt down on the over side of the river on the left watching on the bridge
>>142992597DO IT MACRON
>>142989735Official thread?
CAM ON MODS STICKY
>>142992683yeah our athletics ngubus are shitmost of our athletes are white
>>142992672my money's on green leftists, sabotaging a train network is weak sauce for muzzies or russia
/a/ reporting in
olympic judo will always be peak kino
is it paris or paree?
Why is sex not a sport?
>>142992663ftg le musulmerde
>>142992684You are brown
>>142992708Kek I have the same konosuba poster but as a wallscroll
The sound of French unreasonably annoys me, I must be British
When does it start? Is Taylor Swift really performing?
FRANCE EST LE PLUS BEAU PAYS DU MONDEVIVE LA FRANCE
>female commentator
how many gangrapes tonight?
>>142992710based eurosport enjoyer
STICKIE THE THREAD MODS FFS
>white sprinters
>BBC montage reminding the audience that past games were 20x more kino than the shit you're about to seekek
20000 people have worked on the ceremony
>>142992725/f1/ reporting in
>>142992725disgusting
>>142992713Why not cut some shit like horse dressing then. Deathmarch was literally one of the most strenuous and hardcore events.
/vt/ reporting in(does this board even support soundposts?)
guys please remind me, who was it who were in paris?
>Commercial free for the 1st hourThanks NBC you assholes
HAPPENING
>>142992725
What if fucking a couch was in the Olympics
LET'S FUCKING GO
TAKE ME BACK ANON.......
STICKY PLS
>>142992708
this commentator sounds retarded
>refugee team
It begins. STICKYYYY
>>142992725/int/ here
>biggest moment in /spee/ history>no stickyJANNY JANNY JANNY, CANT YOU SEE?
>>142992771Kys you disgusting faggot
gimi
>Not in the staduimRUINED
>>142992542remember what they took from youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enhe7joKtMk
Has it started
GLOBOHOMO
J'aime l'oignon
HAHA He went to the wrong place with the TORCH
>>142992775snoop d o gg
>>142992775black gentlemen
>french humor
Z I D A N EZ I D A N EZ I D A N EZ I D A N E
HERE IT COMESHERE COMES THE POZ
oh nowe have some guy talking through all of it
>there has been no rehearsal for the opening ceremonyshitshow incoming
KINO OBELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX
HA ITS THAT GUY FROM ASTERIX AND OBELIKS!
>>142992725/180//147//dive/Reporting
hey, i know that guy
>Jamel HAHAHAHAHAH
>>142992793>they aren't going back but staying permanently
ZIZOUZIZOUZIZOU
OOOOOOOOOH
>>142992802
Zizoooou
sticky tiem
They should have just done it in a stadium
>tfw no pankration
Zisu
I should've added that I enjoyed the Rio 2016 games because I shitposted on here
Whats he saying bros?
France 2 is still showing some retarded ad with debouse and zidane
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SUBTITLES? I DON'T FUCKING SPEAK FRENCH
no stadium? souless
ZIDANE
ZIZOUUUUU
hon hon oui oui
cringe af
VAMOS
>it starts right with 2 migrants
>>142992791
BRO WHERE IS EVERYBODY
I'm already cringing
>jamel + zizouBASÉ
MODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKYMODS STICKY> MODS STICKY
!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, this is starting off cringe
*headbutts you*
Zidane looks like fucking 47
>nbc has to explain who zidane is
Sooo diversity
SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE TIRICO
bald
Heard this zidane lads sister is a real slag bros
WILL THEY SHOW THE BLACK GANG RAPES?WILL THEY SHOW THE BLACK GANG RAPES?WILL THEY SHOW THE BLACK GANG RAPES?WILL THEY SHOW THE BLACK GANG RAPES?WILL THEY SHOW THE BLACK GANG RAPES?
wait a minute this sin't snoop dogg
>>142992862>>142992864lol
>>142992852Anon, I....
>french humour
nice cgi, paris doesn't look like this
ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE
>BBC niggers talking over the top of thisthe fuck
>IT'S ALL IN BLODDY FRENCH
BASED ZIZOUBASED ZIZOUBASED ZIZOUBASED ZIZOU
Z I Z O UIZOU
STRONGMIND ZIDANE I KNEEL
VAMOOOOS
>not speaking americanwhat the FUCK is their problem
ZIZZOUUUU
i'm groovin with the jazz
Anyone has an English stream?
>>142989735>commercial free presenter by coco cola
based agent 47
>>142992852i dont think its an ad kek
>>142992882kek'd. goddamn man.
>4 € please
ZIZOU I LOVE YOU
becks did it better
ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU ZIZOU
I thought "Cowboy Bebop music", like Bebop isn't a genre.
zizou is really handsome
WE WUZ
cringe
STICKY POUR ZIZOU
NEW >>142992933>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933
Literally just a speedboat through paris. Cringe trash.
>>142992654Wait isn't that the church were all the christian kings are buried? Saint denis I think?
>no stickyreally
Haha wtf is this
>>142992903>>142992926C'est fini
>>142992878All baldies look the same
Why is agent 47 running with the torch? Who's he off to murder?
Will TayTay make an appearance?
who is this white bald guy lol
>>142992897The brussels morrocanis alredy made lmao
looks like an apple commercial
>they didnt make a 50 ft inflatable bighead zidane headbutt somethingits over
>quips already Marvel ruined a whole generation of media
>>142992894haha
>it's not Zidane lighting itwasted chance
youtube stream is full of jews
>every cunt is non-whitelel
>>142990972>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
ZIZOU I KNEEL
>>142992862>>142992864
>>142992897yes but of course anon how could they ever omit such a big important part of their local culture?
ZIZOU CHRIST ZIZOU CHRIST
will stromae sing?its the only frog singer i know
>>142992852oof
>>142992852wasnt there one with tony parker?
>using papier tickets like savages
>>142992882Kek
ZIZOUZIZOUZIZOUZIZOUZIZOU
wtf, you can't smoke in a metro
Does Germany offer any stream without commentators?
>>142992741Oh nice! I've yet to see the third season, have you?>>142992791Že vem, da moja država ne bo dobila nobene medalje, zato navijam za vas
>>142992897no but Steven May
Zidawg
Agent 47?
This is Lynchian
This shit looks like it's belongs on Nickelodeon
pay deduction for jannies now
>>142992966troll them
ITS RATATOUIE
>>142992952only the chosen ones with good skull shape for being baldlots of baldies look fucking retarded especially ones with beards
>>142992449NBC has always been good enough. I've always had it through my parents cable subscriptions and I usually just go with it since it's convenient. they have the default OBS streams for everything. Just don't watch the streams of the tv channels or you'll get nothing but ads and gay stories.my backup is CBC in Canada, in the past you didn't even need a VPN for it if I recall, doesn't seem to work now so I guess you need a VPN. in past olympics they've had higher bitrate streams than NBC
FRENCH NEW PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL THE TORCH!!!!!
>no graffiti all over the metro trainswell that's a change
>black kid steals the torch
>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933
>number of minutes until a refugee got the torch: 4
northern africans are very much unrepresented in this
MTA Don't look so bad right now
CATACOMBS
Zizou is Algerian, why is he here?
SPOOOOOOOOKY
RATATOUILLE CONFIRMED
kino
RATBROS GET IN
>>142992991I've seen it and I loved it
>>142993019retard
is that the paris catacombs?
>>142993019buy an ad
>>142992909Put on France 2
>>142992991>Že vem, da moja država ne bo dobila nobene medalje, zato navijam za vasWhat about Lana Pudar? She seems decent enough
CURSED
>>142992616Aye but the cycling death race was one of the most kino events in all of sports history. I have never laughed so much in my life watching lycra wearing faggots get thrown head first off mountain sides and into 2 foot high kerbs.
Are there really alligators in the Paris sewers?
This is like watching some shitty holywood movie.
>>142992869Wait, this is part of the ceremony? I though I was having a seizure
THE PHAAANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAAIS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zidane just neglected those doomed kids wtf
Bruh the catacombs
DUNGEON CRAWLING IN THE NEXT OLYMPIC GAMES LETS GO
what channel is this on?
I KNOW THIS REFERENCE ITS CITY OF THE LOST CHILDREN WITH RON PERLMAN
CGI fire disgusting
THIS TOOK A DARK TWIST
>>142993018who else!
>>142993014It's a movie bro
>>142993029Paris is right Carthaginian Clay
Who's under the hood?
>>142993068
Are they stealing the torch?
They died and went to hell
IVPITER
why french sounds so gay?
>a fucking crocodile
JVPITER
I'm guessing this makes sense to French people
Start the bloody joust before I piss myself
MACRON PATRON
is there some french meme about alligators being in the catacombes that I'm not aware of
>>142993066>>142993117sorry mate
>>142993019Fuck off, threadsplitter. We ride here until Janny gets the sticky
BONJOUR
lmao they're censoring the boos for Macron
MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON MACRON
>>142991019go to the eurosport channel it will eventually show a stream that is unlocked for your region
That stage is really lame compared to Wembley. But the idea with the boats sounds kinda cool.
IT'S MICHEAL JACKSONIT'S MICHEAL JACKSONIT'S MICHEAL JACKSONIT'S MICHEAL JACKSON
>>142993153it happenned once in 1980
>>142991846they do that all the time and russia would never do such a thing and if, they deserved it.
>>142993166he's asleep. we have to do multiple threads
why did he marry a hag?
ok, that was cool
>lil brownie holding the torchFUCK
>macfraud
>>142992409I heard you guys like to eat snails.
THANK YOU WOMAN COMMENTATOR FOR POINTING OUT THAT IS THE FRENCH FLAG
>>142992978i was just listening to him, he´s belgian tho
Macronbros we fucking did it
>IRA
>>142993155>>142993166Double-dubs confirm
this doesnt even seem live are they fucking with us?
>giant Algeria flag alreadyit's ruined
tony parker behind them
Did they cheer or boo?
Ok that bridge stuff is KINO AS FUCK
AND THAT'S A WRAPthat was a nice opening ceremony, see you tomorrow
we're all in the other thread btw
the 2004 Athens opening ceremony is still the GOAT, alongside with barcelona
VIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCEVIVE LA FRANCE>VIVE LA FRANCE
>>142993061No, nisem doslej spremljal Å¡portne dogodke, videli bomo ...
This is unironically kino. The frogcunts did it....
alright the bridge was kino
Thats mbappe isnt it
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
That's the most cheap Chinese knock off ceremony i ever seen
WHERE THE FUCK IS RAYMAN
>>142993140nappy haired neofrench sailing in at least the bridge explosion was proper
People watching for free from their balconies. How does the IOC allow this?
Just what the world needsMore nationalist ferver
the janny is british
Ah of course the first boat for Greece makes sense now
FRANCE!
manning's hick accent on commentary is chefs kiss
>>142992118on sloped roofs? madness.
Peyton Manning is doing commentary lmao?
Paris really seems like an England-tier shithole without all the filters. Is Montmartre at least a good area?
refugees reporting in
There is no way that the music wasn't composed by daft punk. Just listen to it.
MODS STICKY
why is the guy on our channel talking through everything FUCKING HELL STFU
i have no idea wtf is happening
So it's basically 'We're not having it in a stadium cos of security threats'
anyone got a stream without retarded commentary ?
TOXIC SMOKE
The new Assassins Creed is looking good
>>142993348>BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
amelie n shit dawg
ENTER
>enchanté
GREEKS ARE WHITE??
GREEK BOAT!
holy kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlatmzDXXOg&ab_channel=KostisChorafas
OVERLOADED PARISIAN BALCONIES ARE WOBBLING
greek cuties
Hey it's that song from tiktok
>>142993289
S T I C K Y ?TICKY?
so we are just going to watch the nigger boat for the next 4 hours?
>>142993414>>142993424kek
They were visionaries
Desu this isn't much different than sitting next to the river as usual and watching random boats coming by.
ΠΑΜΕ ΕΛΛΑΔΑΡΑ ΜΟΥ!
>>142993390our "live" stream has at least this many minutes delay
Who’s fucking idea was to have this shit on a river
it's lacking some energy and visual stuff
>>142993392If the theme keeps up the LA opening ceremony will be a formulaic romcom
>THE OTHER THREAD GOT THE STICKYITS OVER
It’s just going to be boat after boat
GIANNIS
Why are France Wrestlemania 7 ing us by not having it in a stadium
SINK THE REFUGEE BOATSINK THE REFUGEE BOATSINK THE REFUGEE BOAT
THIS IS THE NEW WATERLOO CANT EVEN FUCKING SEE THE ATHLETES
woooo brown people
>>142993405The German commentator just couldn't pronounce "Giannis Antetokounmpo"...
GREEK WOMEN BELONG TO ENGLISH MEN
>>142993392PAY DENBTS OR YOUR NOT DISEMBARKING
please don't tell me the boat procession is first at least it'll be quicker than walking my last post in this LOSER THREAD THAT DID NOT GET THE STICKY
GREEK BVLLS
Seine of the time, really
>>142993467The ceremony is mixed in with the presentation of the athletes, unlike other ceremonies
Nice accordion
It's good, but it's not James Bond skydiving with the queen good.
>>142993537basé
>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933NEW
REFUGEE OLYMPIC TEAMALL MY KEKS
>rapefugees
those camera boats seem to be cool
>>142993594kino
>>142993594that was nice
>Camp Refugee>lead by Stan Smith
Those are just Russians aren't they?
>set up refugee country>100 million population
IRAN AND ISRAEL ON THE SAME BOATIRAN AND ISRAEL ON THE SAME BOAT
>>142993627ITS THE STICKY!!
>Taliban team
THE BOAT SHIT WAS A FUCKING HORRIBLE IDEA, SLOW AND BORING AS FUCK YOsomebody needs to be fired for this boring shit.
>>142993569Why did the French boat come out right after Greece?I thought they were supposed to go last?
POOR COUNTRIES CANT AFFORD BOAT>KEK
>>14299372515 countries said our commentator on the refugee boat
>>142993537commentator is talking fake facts about 100 million refugees or some shit wtf
BASIRT
DEUTSCHLAND
>>142989735Why does that icon look like a woman?
Watched the first few minutes with Audio Description on and I thought it was just french humor
>>142993743sneaky
the bridge stuff was kino for 30 seconds but overall it feels pretty anticlimatic. I've watched all olympics since 2004 but don't remember them being this lame.
Lmao germany doesnt get rheir own boat
lmfao this looks so shit
>>142993594hope this will not remain to be the best part of the olympics
>sharing a boatholy cringe
you can only post ITT if your country got its own boat
>>142993033>>142993300lmao of course it's a black mixed arab kid who represent france
--- STICKY --->>142992933>>142992933>>142992933
Where's Pessi!
>>142993870Yeah, unfortunately, entering traditionally would have been better... it wasn't even boring, we still remember certain entrances like that oiled up guy...
>>142993594It's no English opening.
the opening ceremony is foremost a television specatcle why tf did they even do smth that cant be effectively directed?
>>142993845sexo
douze points vont...
My god what a fucking shit terrible idea that boat thing was, so boring
>>142993890fuck off. we're full.
CAN THE FUCKING COMMENTATORS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
>>142994451no, now pay the GEZ
>>142992755I can't believe Reuters rused me for twenty minutes with shots of the crowd before I realised I needed to switch to a different channel.
This is maybe cool in person, for television, it doesn't do much.
Oh yeah, right... Ubisoft is French too, now I get the Assassin's Creed reference.
>>142995417>ynr rainbow six vegas
>a fucking skirtI've said it before and I'll say it again. SOMEONE PLEASE NUKE PARIS
No Rayman reference.Sad.
