It's live. Get in here>Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Ou-ggS718
darth sidius kek
TYPICAL FRENCH COUPLE KEK
NIGGER AND NEGRESS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>Aged 100We all feel like that man right now
JOE BIDEN WAKE UP
that old guy is almost dying
ENCIENDAN LA PUTA ANTORCHA MANGA DE MOGOLICOS LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA
>>143017402nadeko sexo
>mfw
>>143017403o7
Of course two blacks will light it lmao it's so over
MBAPPEBAPPE
>>143017215Cities always look Kino when it rains. Tokyo is cyberpunk kino when it pours.People that thought rain would ruin it are retarded that can't /p/ for shit.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>143016867same desu
>>143017403kino of the highest order
>ITS 2 NIGGERS
>>143017425Olympic champs you fatlard
>>143017403Based old man
They invited biden
>these fucking carryers get older and older>I bet there's gonna be some 120 year old dude in a wheelchair last
My tv guide is saying over in 9 minutes, it cannot be hours longer right?
GO ON MY SON
>Nigs from outer space
>>143017314I won't see LA 2028
>>143017464why give him wheels if hes not gonna use them
Jesus is this still going?I went to the gym 2 hours ago and came back. Did they get lost in the catacombs or something?
>old dying white man lights the flame of a black couplec'est FINI
blacked
I knew it would be a nigga, but two niggas...
ah there's the two ngubus to light it
>>143017442DELET
MONTGOLFIER HOT AIR BALLOON FLAME HOLY SHIT I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS KINO
It's nigover
>drag the ultraboomer out in the rain.gets him a cold and he dead next week.
>>143017403>was it worth it, de gaulle?
>2 (TWO) NIGGERS LIGHTING THE FLAMEKEK
OLD NIGGA
>>143017442this sums it up
OH PUTAIN C'EST DE GAULLE
of course they're both blackthis opening ceremony has been a disgrace
unironically comedy
I thought that old man would drop it
TWO NIGGAS
>>143017404kek
I've seen more blacks in the last hour than I've seen in the streets in the past 10 months.
old geezer
Joe Biden wake up
>>143017247You were wrong, it was 2
How could it be otherwise
Ok this old dude being included id pretty cool
>OLD MAN WON HIS OLYMPIC MEDAL IN LONDON 1948HOLY KINO
HAHAHAHAHAH TWO NIGGERS, OLDEST FRENCH OLYMPIAN TURNED IT OVER TO TWO BABOON SMELLING BANTU NIGGERS
>>143017423No one cares shoot yourself in the head
>>143017416>>143017420The Templars wanted to steal the Olympic Eden Torch dude
I just want one little homage to Jean Giraud. Just one.
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>A FUCKING BALLOONJESUS CHRIST FRANCE THIS BETTER BE GOOD
>Two blacksit's over for white frogs
the fatigue is real
>Teddy RinerI'M NOT EVEN MAD, HE'S A FUCKING LEGEND IF IT'S HIM
is that the nigga from green mile
>>143017321Kek 12 monkeys type shiit
this old man symbolizes france
SHE will light it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE NIGGERS TO LIGHT IT UP
>>143017403this got me
O SHITLA BALON
NNNNOOOOOOO GRAMPSYOU'RE GOING TO GET COLD
>>143016867Based grem
Alright, Teddy's cool though.
>>143017464Europe
>rain>upside down flagIt's a bad omen, right? They will kill the israel delegation, won't they?
niggers are enlighting the fire nice
Riner was a good choice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143017479>>143017480Kek
The 100 year old French champion, surrounded by blacks. The torch being passed.Isn't this a bit on the nose?
Two niggers
I wonder what was through that old guy's mind.
BIENVENUE EN FRANCE 2024
LITERALLY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
TWO LITERAL WHOS
>>143017347lets get u back to bed grandpa
The old pierre just wants to torch it all.
holocaust survivor, very brave
>two apes will light the cauldron
>July 14, 2028>Los Angeles>Spiderman swings into SoFi stadium with the torch>takes off mask>Michael Phelps
IT'S LIT
whitest french
>>143017442Pass the torch
Should have made the Eiffel tower the torch.
>old white frenchman literally "passes the torch" to the next generation of French, a black man and black womankek
omg the ball
>a fucking balloon>two quintessentially french "persons" lighting it
Fuck, that cauldron is big.
KWAB
>>143017496kek
IT ALL GOES BACK..... TO ZERO
>>143017457kek
HOT WHEELS
Literally who?
couldn't be more french
>>143017458A good allegory for this entire thing
>>143017403as an american, seeing this made me feel human
>>143017519>white ultraboomer giving the flame to two blacks
IT'S ON FIREFINALLY
TWO FRENCHMEN
>niggersof curse
THAT WAS IT?
ayo cracka gibsmedat flame fr
>>143017403This dude was 15 when WW2 started Kinda insane to think about
Who are all these people? Am I supposed to know them?
>old white man passes the torch on to two bantu’s
>>143017442Humiliation ritual
>niggersand there it is
>>143017464>Old white man passing the torch on to two blacksAh yes, bravo France
>oldest white man in france lighting the torches of black man and black woman lighting the firepowerful...
Of course we end it on BBC humiliation ritual
get on with it ngubus
Fucking finally
>rooners roon to the Eiffelbingbong>lit some flame on the base>lasers goes up to the top>a big huge flame lights the top of the eiffeltower>cheers>suddenly lights and strobes of all colors>intro of Around the World>close up image on the horse rider being one of Daft Punk>biggest cheer>saved ceremony
>>143016867Gigi love
>two niggas HA HA HA HA
Where's Mbappe kek
ONLY DA BLACK KANGZ AND KWEENZ HAVE THE HONOR TO LIGHT THAT CAULDRON CRACKERS
>>143017358
>>143017574thank you based mugi
THAT WAS A LOT OF PASSING ANON
>>143017510Pottery
what's a good site with french porn to celebrate
>>143017428>>143017434
FAKE FIRE
>>143017487Dinobros and their olympic star represented
MONTGOLFIERE
DING DING DING
>>143017621>>143017622kek
FUCKING FINALLY
THAT'S NOT FIRE
>they didnt use Justice during the laser show..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn-WFH6tpCU
>>143017536Yup, I didn't see that coming
Phileas Fogg chads rise up
>>143017414>>143017442
Who was the 100 year old guy again?
How sad
SPIT
Ejem.Dual Niiiiiiiiiig
>>143017562They could've spared an umbrella carrier for him, at least
average french female and male
Omg Obama and Kamala lighting it?
DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON DU BALLON
So is France unironically an African country now?
Behold, the true french
>>143017442Symbolic for France, Old white people forced to pass the torch to black people
THAT'S A BAD IDEA
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
ESCUCHEN, CORRAN LA BOLA
>>143017403Best moment
>>143017503GO ON NGUBUMY SON
>>143017442>inb4 all the timmies, /pol/trannies, Rightards to recontext this picture.
>>143017577sad, but inevitableyou guys had a good run
>a fucking hot air balloon
what the hell is even that
its finally over
I know teddy but who was the woman?
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>143017599IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
Bets that the balloon falls before the week is over?
100 year old fella having to hand the flame over to a couple of ooga booga jingo jango nig nogs who are supposedly french
this is kino
>>143017587>Spiderman>Los Angeles
>>143017646google manuel ferrara
AFLAMINGBALLOON
>>143017442this is the france i fought for
>hot air balloon bet that guy who said jules verne didn't get a lookin feels like a CUNT now
>>143017595for you
Isn't that the french guy from judo? I have no idea who the woman is though
>chinese spy balloon ends up unnoticed above the flamesthey just can't stop winning
>>143017557Whomst
IT'S FLYING ANON!!!!
post your face after this shitshow
is this safe
THE WIND IS TAKING IT FAR AWAY
firebomb london!
thats why the fucking airspace was closed?
>inb4 the balloon reaches the top of the Eifell TowerKinomatiqué if it happens
IT'S FLOATING AWAY
>>143017247I should have bet.
KINO
>>143017664i think some guy from the SS
KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>143017594The plural of "person" is "people"
Is this thread some KKK rally? You guys never met a black person IRL.
>>143017616>the decrepit white man hands civilisation, the promethan flame, to festering niggerskino
actual humiliation ritual for France. Where's the white flag being hoisted up the eifel tower?
>We never learned who Mystery Nigga wasClosing Ceremony?
>old white Frenchman passes the torch to two room temperature IQ bantoidsNow isn’t that symbolic
KINO IT'S FLYING
Nice air pollution
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143017666where is his smile bros
>kelly clarkson acting shocked that a balloon is floating
>its actually flyinghahahahaha oh wow
I DECLARE THE /SP/ OLYMPIC SEASONOPEN!!!!
montgolfier bros??
OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIITT IS IT GOING TO FLY TO THE FUCKING TOWER???!!!
Random DEI wins!
LITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHOLITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHOLITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHOLITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHOLITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHOLITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHOLITERALLY WHO>LITERALLY WHO
>>143017464Utter humiliation at the end of an esteemed life.
>>143017666humiliation ritual
>>143016811SYDNEY>Beijing>London>Tokyo>Rio>Athens>Paris
LA NACION DEL FUEGO
apologize
The German commentator just asking some random guy... "Who's the girl?" without muting himself...
>German commentator doesn't even know who that black bitch isLol
KINOYOU'VE SAVED THE SHITSHOW IN EXTRA TIME FRANCE
Okay, that's fucking KINO
Is that it? Ask yourself this Frenchies, where has all the money gone?
i like it
Farewell France
>>143017403the nose looks a bit semitic
We wuz Gambetta n' shieet
>>143017720>what sport is thiswe get it dude
IT'S FUGGING FLYING
>>143017121It was yasuke
>>143017724who cares its absolute K I N O
Damn, I guess argentinians were right...
>>143017442
>>143017666You too will grow old
FUCK THIS I'M OUT
Do you think grampa is thinking "at least i dont speak german"?
>>143017703yeah no shit, unless it runs on free energy
THERE'S SOMEONE STUCK IN THE BALLOON
Mongolfier kino
Where is that balloon going?
the new spacex rocket is weird
>French TV are blowing themselves over this drawn-out shit.Not even the BBC were this up their own arse in 2012.
>be black>commit arsonMany such cases
ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE
>>143017727oh… noanything but that
>>143017592A bit on the nose innit
>>143016811>SYDNEY 2000>ATHENS 2004>BEIJING 2008>LONDON 2012>RIO 2016>TOKYO 2021>PARIS 2024I'm an old man and whatever lies further in the past was better.
>celine dion
They could've painted it, still cool though
>>143017756BASED
>>143017756I DECLARE THE FRY COOK GAY GAMES OPEN
yfw the balloon flies directly to moscow
>>143017442BRAVO NOLAN
It’s a Chinese spy balloon!
>>143017721Furina de Fontaine. Queen of France
>>143017714marie josé pérec
NOT AGAIN
>>143017347delta sig is an american frat
AIR BORNE
old white man in wheelchair passing the torch to nigger and niggeret, lmao
"OH THE HUMANITY" version 2 incoming!
>>143017618...it is?
>my people need me
>hydrogenHindenburg???
>>143017673Israeli vassal-state.
floating torch is a kinda cool idea
>another songJUST FUCKING STOP ALREADY
>The old European man LITERALLY passes the torch to the young African migrantsWhat did they mean by this?
kek that tiny red aircraft light on top of a giant flaming object
>>143017666>" so this izs why i went to war? Maybe those germans were right"
CELIIIINE
>>143017758MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN
>in the Olympics of diversity, France brings a couple, two blacksbrazilian commentators rn, kek
Why wasn't the whole ceremony like this?
THE FIRE RISES, MY BROTHER
Fucking kino
should have just lit the curch on fire again at this point
HOLY FUCKING KINO
Ok the ballon cauldron is kino
>2 blacks get to light it>But its a kino balloon
>>143017682JUEGAN EN FRANCIA PERO SON TODOS DE ANGOLA
National Rally is gonna be +20% in the polls after this
>unique never-before-seen ideas with loads of potential >ruined by shoving diversity in your face (when it's already diverse as fuck)>passing up so many obvious decisions that any script doctor under the sun could think of in favor of meaningless stalling for hoursAnyways that's my review of FFXIV Dawntrail, pic unrelated
>>143017772only for what he saidhe should apologise for being a dogshit footballer since he came here
CELINE KINO
Okay, that's a neat thing to reference.
>>143017616>>143017740>>143017622
A site of grace must be nearby
breddy good, but the GOAT can't be beaten for cauldron lightings.
GODDESS
FINALLY
>>143017839Kek
Finally some white music
>it was all just a big set up for CelineShe's a legend, but I'd rather have had Daft Punk. She's not even French fs.
it's just going to float up there for the whole games lol
Did black people just invent fire?
THAT IS HOT ANON
WTF IT'S FLYING AWAY
>decrepit white man handing over the torch to two ethnic minoritieswhoa... powerful symbolism...
Le Ballon~!
????????
WHITE SINGER ALERT! WHITE SINGER ALERT! WHITE SINGER ALERT! WHITE SINGER ALERT!
>>143017760CL titles map
powerful voice
OH SHIT A BALLOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
godly voice
Celine Dion?I thought she retired years ago
>Balloon popsOH N-
Is that Celine?!
>>143017680fiery but mostly peaceful games
>>143017707west coast avengersmiles
>>143017754Hope it's not filled with Hidrogen
>>143017773Lmao same for ours.
Finally a half decent singer and it’s right at the end lmao
Goodbye flame. You were always the best of us...
Oh oui ma Céline!!!!! Hymne à l'amour en plus!
I have lots of sympathy for her and no one deserves to suffer like this, go Celine :)
>>143017749we wuz torch bearers n shieeet
kino balloon
celine <3 glad she can still sing!
>NO DAFT PUNK
How are they getting the balloon back?
you now remember lady gaga
>>143017773fucking kek'd at that
>>143017680Well White bros, its time to pass the torch to the blacks, may they do better with the country than we did, its time to die in our wheelchairs, its their world now.
>>143017720I hope you get better one day.
CELINE MADE ITOMG SHES ALIVE
CELINEELINE
>>143017778Not in shitty Mister Bean's cachet, that's for sure
Why are you faggots so bitter?this is kino
DAFT PUNK YOUR TIME IS NOW
>>143017762kylian cucktini
>Could there be anything more French than this right nowI hate them so much.
Worst humiliation ritual I've ever seen. You gotta hand it to the jews.
WOW THEY REALLY WORSHIP BLACK PEOPLE HUHG
perec had a top tier body back at her peak
>>143017738persons is the polite and formal plural of person
>>143017761Fuck's sake it took the boat 15 minutes how long is the fucking balloon gonna take, I might need a nap
>>143017720How do they cum hands free?I've never been able to do it.
I LOVE You Celine Dion
U chuds better respect celine
remember that song cost 2 millions €
CELIENE DION!!!!
Isn't she Canadian?
not even el peruANO could save us right now
I thought Celine Dion was Canadian.
It'll be in germany before the week is over
do french canadians consider themselves more french than canadians?
>>143017900oui
PARIS HAS FALLEN
>>143017837i disagree. my heart will go on
MUH QUEEN
CELINE DION
>athletes medaling in literally 10 hoursHoly fuck just MOVE IT ALONG
>>143017880French Canadian
CÉLINE DION
CÉLINE!!!
good ending and cool cauldron but ultimately it was 4 hours of shit before that
>>143016640>500 more posts to pass 2020 euro final> 4000 more posts to pass the 2022 world cup final
finally time for celine dion
what's stopping ahmed from sniping the balloon from some dark window?
>>143017092Fucking zoomers, I swear
TWITTER MOMENT
JOHNNY
>>143017839
>>143017695Marie-Jose Perec, track champion.
actually celine dion is a germanic name
Like Celine Dion, Karma Chameleon
>>143017814it has the french flag
>fuck off white Olympic and never come back
DAFT PUNK WHEN DAFT PUNK WHEN DAFT PUNK WHEN DAFT PUNK WHEN DAFT PUNK WHEN
I didn't watch the whole thing. Was Prost involved?
>>143017880>She's a legend, but I'd rather have had Daft Punk.Call me uncultured but Celine singing has no power for shit like this. Daft Punk would have been such a "we won" moment
COREY FELDMAN LOOKS REALLY FRESH HIS VOICE HASNT SOUNDED BETTER BEFORE
>>143017912ya i know
CELINE EL I N E
It's the Hindenburg
post your face after this
>>143017248Hell no, it's because of china that akira's prediction that the 2020 olympic games would be in japan but delayed was true. Akira not being mentioned is all on the japanese.
Wasn't Celine Dion sick?
CELINE
>>143017945>>143017947She is.>>143017966Canadian is the important part there.
This is kind of beautiful bros. No homo
Will you please all shut the fuck up about Daft Punk
>>143017880French Canadian is close enough.
Kino
>>143017940I thought she caught Down’s syndrome or something recently and couldn’t sing
She looks like a draugr from Skyrim
>>143017442>he throws the flame of civilization to Africans rather than to his childrenWhat do they mean by that?
>rain on pianoIs that cinema?
>>1430179562 kangs setting paris on fire
>bringing Piaf in to this farce
CELINE I KNEEL MY GOAT
>>143017403Salute
I like Celine
>>143017947Like it matters anymore...
>>143017962Not all athletes are theredumb nigger
She looks like a hologram in this light
>>143017914get it back?
>>143017782>revoir>we'll see againBUT AT WHAT COST?
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have no idea what the fuck you people are whinging abouteasily the best opening ceremony ever, even with the troonificationpure kino
>>143017974CHECK EM
>>143017839This is in line with the rest of the ceremony though
I HAVE WASTED MY AFTERNOON
Old sickly white man gave way to 2 black queen and king
You're welcome
>Celine DionGood enough. She’s French for the day. Also, she really worked her ass off to sing like this again.
On the 1st stage of the tower it's Kino
>>143017814it gotta represent france though, white was definitely the best choice.
>>143017949honestly anon? I... I mean they kinda are.
HURRY THE FUCK UP I WANNA GO TO SLEEP
>>143017949absolutely
<3
>>143017836France is going up in flames is the symbolism
CELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINONCELINE KINON>CELINE KINON
>>143018007still is
>>143017671
CAN A DACAN A DACAN A DA
>>143016640I will tell my great grandchildren about this day
how to get water out of piano
>>143017621>>143017622
the flames gonna burn through those strings
I'm being deadly serious here. What did the French government spend the money on? Street dancers? Shitty pink banners? A robot horse being pulled by a boast?
I'm going to sleep anons, I'm tired
I thought Whitney Houston already dead??
>>143018004
>>143017949non
>>143017949Yes
Isn’t she Swiss?
>a fucking leaf
Could've been kino/5 opening ceremony but too many niggers in key positions. And LA is going to be full BBC worship, I swear
>>143018041This
PEU M'IMPORTE EEEUH
>no Daft PunkThis fucking blows dude. Fuck France.
>>143017947She's honorary french
>>143018007They gave her the Biden cocktail
go celine go!
COOL AS FUCK
>>143017938Anal vibration
Canada bros were more relevant than France. They’re literally pretending our celebrities are from their irrelevant ahhh country.
>>143017677post hands, indio
>>143017913Guy doesn't want to be close to Thomas
>>143017985Actually her real name is Céline ZION
>>143017945born in Québecso half frog
So what happens with the torch now?
Who will torch the flame for the 2028 Olympics? I'm betting on a black person.
>>143017487 True. That poor old man I know what he's thinking.
>>143017442They are so subtle.
>>143017839>At least I'm not speaking German
>celine dion is also getting oldfuck me, time was ago
>>143017799AND ITS A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY FROM PENSYLVANIA
IT'S CELINE DIOR NOW
>>143017300According to the people I know who've been to Japan, Tokyo is Wakanda for white people. gonna be pretty hard to top that no matter where you go.If you're a novice tourist, Paris and Benelux are pretty good places to consider with how they're only a chunnel ride away
>>143017592They're not the next generation retard, they're two of the best french athletes ever
>Wait until France comes up for a surprise
Does her french sound natural? Sounds kinda off to me but idk
Not so bad overall, could have been X2 shorter though
Reminder the US is all to blame for this
>not singing the Titanic songDROPPED
Leafchads WON
>>143017977probably because it isn't possible, bullet would just bounce off
>havent spoke french in 20 years, let alone listen french music>hear je m'en fou dans le montgolfiere when she sanglol
AWEILLE CELINE CHANTE
>>143018054:(
>>143017947She's Quebecois
>>143017839these two aren't immigrants, they're from Guadeloupe.
>>143017995You're uncultured. Celine's incredible. I'd still rather have had Daft Punk though.
The piano hire shop is gonna lose their shit at the state of their damp tinklers
Where’d the balloon go???!?!?!??!!?!?!?!???
Thanks for sharing France, bit pretentious and gay but cool anyway
>>143018038t. brown fetus
I paid taxes for this
>>143018092DIRTY DISGUSTING CHICANO
UNIRONIC KINO
Okay this is pretty kino after allI apologize france
kino t b h
>>143018066Macron is a degenerate woke faggot
>>143017760This seems excessive.
>there's zoomers posting "kino" ITTkek, you can tell who was around for 2012 or earlier olympics. pathetic
She's still alive? Based
>its almost midnight in ParisHmmm...
>>143018007She still is. She had a lot of physical therapy to be able to sing again.
Celine Dion?More like Celine DIES ON THE STAGE, AM I RITE?
>>143017710>i fought forYou didn't fight for shit. More Blacks fought for France than you ever did on Internet, Keyboard warrior.
>>143017666It's over for France. Official. They gave up.
>>143017945She is canadian
>>143017938clench and release asshole several time (a lot of time)
kino
This is dogshit
>>143018007>>143018054it's some meme fake women disease
Girl still got them pipes
should have just lit a car on fire to represent france
>stromae is belgian!!!and this bitch is canadian, where is stromae
she knows
>>143017787>SHADMAN CAULDRON
>>143018052lel
im crying bros.........
>>143017785Show the balloon
The Eiffel tower is actually the perfectly plastic object for this event
>>143018007She vocal chords don't work right anymore. This is most definitely prerecorded and it probably took her a lot of takes.
>>143018149Kino
Great ceremony. Feel bad for chuds that they can't allow themselves to enjoy anything
>>143018113>they're two of the best french athletes everOof
>>143018115she is from québec, she doesn't have the paris accent
Well the tranny shit which sadly was most of the ceremony sucked nigger balls, but the other parts were pure kino, and they had SOVL which is something bug people like the chinese will never be able to replicate
looks like a disney villain
Canadian owned France
Imagine Celine Dion singing this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6F-tcO-EAI wonder what is she thinking today
>>143018119nigga your country is our fault
>>143017946Don't invoke him please
>>143018119Gay shit and black loving originated in Europe doofus
>>142992933>no terror attacksmuslims are very lazy I guess?
>>143018162kike lies
........................................ MEH
>Eurovision with Switzerland>2 M€ to sing for FranceWhat a fucking mercenary
Pavarotti tier performancewow
>>143018074a fucking leaf
>>143018102Lebron of course
>>143018146vichy has spoken
>>143018102lelbron
>>143018129Anyone who isn't ethnically European is a migrant
>>143018102A fat black independent trans woman with a Google tattoo while groping a child.
I thought Celine Dion had some disease that turned her into a stone?
so if we're all like 30 year old boomers in this thread we got like statistically 10-12 more olympic openings to go
Canada won. Celine was the best part
>>143018134Space!
>>143017938Edge a lot before putting on the cage. Then stay caged for a long time.
>>143018119That's nice Toniblair, just remember who came by and protected all of you from S*rbians not too long ago
KinoLuve U Celine
>>143018102Lebron
>>143018119I do wonder how different things would be if only that cop didn't kneel on Floyd's neck
>>143018113>french
give us the olympics, we'll have a dancing horse light the fire
Her singing is emotional, the city is beautiful, and this ceremony has moved me. You guys can die mad, everything turns into ashes in your hateful mouths.
>>143017993Marcel Prost has been dead for a century anon
Must be cool being a main character in life
Where`s the fucking balloon?
that cost her a large chunk of her life span, bravo
Terror attack? This shit is boring
For your culture, the garden where they light the balloon is the actual place where the brother Montgolfier actually made the first balloon flight.
Es ist vorbei, Neger.
gotta admit the music picks were amazing
>>143018134The same place balloons always go anon
Pure kino
>>143018194Poo in the loo
Celine still has it!
THAT WAS GOOD ANON!
Celine Dion is BASED AS FUCK
>>143018097Post your passport, Marroqui.
well this is certainly a better ending than
>>143018080I mean can you blame them? its the peanut butter complexion, man
I liked the opening ceremony.
>>143018162keep seething faggot
>>143017945france has no good musicians, like daft punk or somethingalso i legitimely thought she was dead
Nice 5 minutes at the end. Terrible first 5 hours. A leaf saved the day.
>>143017840It’s an aircraft warning light for an area with hundreds of miles of no fly zone around it lmao
>white person has the final sayYou sticked the landing at least, France
>>143018119Only in that the french revolution was a coincidence of the american revolution, marxist french values was all a result of the revolution
>>143018138I'd be interested in hearing what French people think about this opening ceremony
Beautiful singing
ok i apologize france, this is better
thats a stiff person right there......
Celine Dion phenomenal, kinda saved the day
>>143017778those trannies weren't cheap
She killed it
>>143017880should have been alizee 2bh
>balloon
>>143018138We all do, anon. IOC is financed by all participating countries.
>>143018214/pol/tranny delusion
Celine
ITS FINALLY JOEVER
I'M FLOATING ANON
>>143018124je m'en fou du monde entier is what she said, but close enough bogdan
and to top it off . A Canadian
Amazing.
>>143017827So they can burn the world (globus)
klno
>>143018005They considered the red bike entering the stadium as a nod to series. You can search on the internet how it could be
>>143018188DONK
I read the script. Daft Punk is next.
>that was the first level of the eiffel towerWho's on the 2nd level? Who's on the 3rd?
>>143017938prostate stimulation
>>143018291NOT SO FAST
>>143017839i think what they meant is that the old European man LITERALLY passes the torch to the young African migrants
Awfully white closing dunno lads she wasn't even trans
>>143018249agreed on all points
BUT WHEN YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THISAND I HOLD YOU LIKE THATI JUST HAVE TO ADMIT THAT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW
AND THE ASSASSIN?
Alright that ending was actually pretty good
inb4 the balloon explodes
SooooThat was the most horrid ceremony I've ever seen
How will they get back baloon to the ground???
Are you glad that you spent your friday on watching this?
My queen
>>143018213Oh like a bomb would have been more humiliating than this shitshow?
>>143017591>Olympic flames can't melt French steel
fucking horrific ceremony.
>a new fire just started in Notre-Dame
I still can't believe about those drag queen faggot.
HOW THE FUCK IS A LEAF SAVING THE FROGS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143018113no they are niggers.
>>143018245Not much, Floyd's riots were an inevitability after the shit you've pushed for decades.
>Celine got vaids
Beautiful
>>143017945Quebecois, so close enough.
I still think nobody can top Seoul 1988 when they lit the cauldron and it roasted the doves they released.
Remove the dancing trannies and this would be a decent ceremony and it wouldnt go for so fucking long.
>>143018258They'll untether the balloon
Kino. Shedding a humanly tear
>4 hourswe made it lads
this is stupid. can the premier league and nfl hurry up already
>>143017621My GOAT
Who was the one who sung right now?
C'est magnyafiqueOr however you guys say it
>>143018188donk
Last singer isn't black. Frenchbros, are you racist?
>more ads
>that searchlight on the toweryoooo
did Hans Zimmer compose the music?this shit is so Interstellar
BUT WHO WAS THE MASKED MAN?
C'EST FINI
>one of the French TV commentators is literally cryingJESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET OVER YOURSELF
>german eurosport commentator literally crying over celine dion
SOME DRONE CHAD BETTER POP THE BALLOON
>>143017949it changes from day to day and depends on which argument they want to win with you
>>143018326I don't get it
Goddamn unironic kino wtf man im crying
>>143018315you'll float too
>>143018038the horse and the floating olympic flame were absolutely magnificent. the french know how to do cinema. music was also great throughout.
The balloon was cash, I'll admit
>>143018381OH THE HUMANITY
>>143018385Celine Dion. She’s a legend.
>That's itGrim. Balloon looks nice at night though.
I assume the "balloon" will probably be back on the ground after a little bit and stay there for the duration.
Is it over?
Respect to Daft Punk for not partaking in this
no daft punk but damn celine was so based
Rate the ceremony bros
I like that a lot
anarchist frogs will take it down just like they did to TGV
>>143018235Is that a good or bad thingFor you?
>>143018348I have to go to a wedding tomorrow and I didn't cut my hair to watch this
>>143018294Parisians, or French people?
oh that's cool, I didn't know celine dion's brain was melting. already thought that performance was good, but that info adds something
>>143018102Michael JOrdan and Lebron James
The baloon part up until now has been the only non-shit part of this ceremony desu.
WHO WAS THE MASKETTA MAN
Well that was shite..
WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?>WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?>WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?>WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?>WHOS IS GONNA CUT THE STRING TO THE BALLOON!?
>6 gold medals between the two nigeursFine choices tee bee aitch, way better than osaka last time
the balloon gonna stay up all the games? thats kinda kino
Underwhelming... seriously bad pacing
Brehs, how did they rid of all the sand/afrinigger filth off the streets and camping along the Seine for the Olympics to prevent all the white women rape and breeding??
>>143018374but at what cost?
we made it lads...... just
Can I go piss now?!
So on what day has that balloon been popped?
>>143017880She's more french than half of french citizens today
>>143018245They'd just have used another nog.
I'm not watching opening ceremonies again german commentary: "this was like a 4 hour lasting high"
If that’s an actual fucking balloon it’s going to last half a day. Some mad cunt is going to take an air rifle to it lol.
>>143018258you're the nafri, what are you waiting for?
THAT CEREMONY WAS UTTER SHIT>THE CITY OF FRANCE
>>1430184283/10
C'est fini
>>143018398Us
>>143018288>Near, far, wherever you are>I believe that the heart does go on
Absolute fucking shit, pathetic ceremony. Good job France.
>>143018113literally who
here in brazil this kinda of balloon is illegal
>>143018381>>143018380K I N O INO
>>143018102Last time we had Muhammad Ali desuSo LeBron James after retirement kino I post on /pol/ sometimes but meh I am not that mad about that.>>143018144Yeah man I dunno I guess if you really think about it this thing had a lot going for it, I think it might be the best one ever in many ways, this really went for big emotion and passion and Love For France, if you just say the gay stuff is part of France it isn't a big deal, its not like they actually fucked each other for goodness sake just walked on a runway already.
Rate the ceremony /sp/
>no Snoop Dog>no Masked Man>no MbappeThis was just gay.
the mascot didn't even show up
>>143018390High-ranking people will lose their jobs and be banned for life for it.
>>143017925We could've had Mr Bean fucking his teddy for 3 hours and it still would've been better than anything the French did. That was fucking dreadful
>>143018348Fuck yeah, i had a good laugh with /sp/ and everything after the horse was kino
The assassin's Creed guy got beheaded by a black trans Muslim xer
MY HEART WILL GO ON
Wtf no fireworks??? Because of the rain?
Congratulations everyone :)
>>143018442HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>143018007>Did'nt watch the tranny fest nor the old man speeches.It was kino
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>>143018162 >picrel Holy shit Hitler was right about the french. People should have never doubted Hitler.
why the fuck is she crying lol
>celine dionlol. just lol. Los Angeles is going to mog the fuck out of Paris.
>>143018249Based
>>1430184730/10
Beautiful. 9/10 for me if you removed the drag queens and other assorted faggotry
c'est fini7/10
>could've been an unironic 11/10 if there wasn't the cringe kino in the middleSO CLOSEBUT YET SO FAR
whos watching ufc ppv tomorrow here?
>>143018153https://youtu.be/wXp1C6Byd2E
>if you want a picture of the ceremony, imagine a boot stamping on a french face— forever.
>>143018338DON'T REMIND ME OF THE 90S YOU FUCKING BASTARD
>>143017839Teddy Riner (the black dude) is probably the most successful French athlete that is still competing. But ye really not a good look and clearly forced.
A FUCKING LEAF
>>143018428Rollecoaster/10
>>143018385Celine Deion
>>143018368>we don't do live doves no more
>>143018428Faggotry parts: 0/10Rest: 8/10
>hydrogen filled gas balloonSurely nothing could go wrong with this
>>1430184288
Is that shit going to be airborne for the next two weeks?
>>1430184584 and a half hours..... definitively too much
>>143018102Michael Phelps
>That fucking crying commentator Come on it's not that bad
this certainly was an opening cermony.
THAT'S IT?
>>143018473that ending was amazing so it makes up for everything else
4chan loves to think about black people. It's insane.
>>143018401She worked on the show for 2 years, have you ever spent that long working on one thing? I can understand the emotion.
they said it, it's over, thanks god it's over. Truly awful event
>No Daft Punk>No Daft Punk>No Daft Punk>No Daft Punk>No Daft Punk
woman logo
>>143018499lol
>>143018428wtt/f10
>>143018314this makes me physically sick>>143018315WITH YOUUUU
>>143018469why
Argentinian Commentators:>what the hell, the balloon torch will just stay there? No way!
Feels like I aged a year
>>143018476it did there was one in the beginning
THANK YOU CELINE FOR SAVING THE DAY
That was weird as shit but I honestly had fun with it by posting with you lads
>>1430184285
whens it coming down
Don't think I give one shit about /sp/'s opinion of the ceremony desoo
so how many hours until the first event?
The javelin gold medalist has to pop it in the closing ceremony
>>143018488well done anon
>>143018348Yes, you will only be able to catch a few of these moments in your life
It wasn't THAT bad
>tfw they forgot to tie the balloon string and it flies into space
fucking worst ceremony everI'm sick of those LGBT/draqueen that represent like 2% of the population but have insane propaganda
the balloon will stay up for the entire games
>>143018329I wish this was real
>>143018488Based
>>143018476tasty strawberry samosas
>>143018488has a greenland anon ever posted here?
>>143018488Wtf belarus....
>>143018474Mbappe is Real Madrid's slave nowHe wanted to play in football for France and they told him to fuck off
>>143018473Transfreaks/10
>>143018439Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Alright, this was fun lads. Thanks for your time together. May we someday cross paths again.
>>1430184733/10
>>143018428Coolest cauldron that I can remember. Boat show was a nice twist on the usual parade
>>143018428I like the ending/10
>>143018385>doesn’t know who goddamn Celine Dion isWe are losing culture.
>>143018524It fucking better otherwise what's the point
>>143017543Too white
>>1430184284.5/10
>>143018549It is kind of crazy to be fair. Seems precarious.
Why is she crying
never ever have a ceremony not in a stadium againit was worth a shot, but just no. Everything after the athlete parade was acceptable but even that crap went on for too long because muh river
>>143018472>its not like they actually fucked each other for goodness sakeanon did you miss the sequence where there were three people that were about to engage in a threesome and they shut the door? it was a pre-recorded sequence
>>143017851Would've been the cherry on top of this whole satanic humiliation ritual.
>>143018473Too globohomo, nothing of French culture or history, too many blacks. Pretty sad tbqh
I'm going to go rewatch the Gojira part
Finally. It's over. Too long and too many trannies.
>>143018527kek
>>143017666 >I should have listened to hitler
cool
Okay, so torch lighters >Paris: niggers >Tokyo: nigger >Rio: Brazilian, let's call him white >London: group of people >Beijing: Chinese >Athens: Greek >Sydney: abo >Atlanta: fucking Ali, doesn't count The future is all niggers.
>>143018524That would be great unironically
>that gawr gif was the only lewd posted in this threadlame
>>143018547because its a shit idea?
>>143018428Too long/ 10
>>143018507yeah give me some good french music to clean my ears from this shitshow
>>143018439Vince Mcmahon
retards can't into that black people are FRENCH because FRANCE made african countries FRENCH on purpose
>>143018401Kelly Clarkson as well
>host asks Michael Johnson what he thought of the ceremony>"....it was different.......the athletes looked like they had fun...."fucking lmao even the blacks didn't like it
Still waiting for Daft Punk to perform
'muricans will take the olympic flame to the moon!
>>143018428best I have seen if it wasn't for the DEI
>>143018549Stop lying. They are discussing about the hardships of getting to the olympics
>>143017028I doubt it's any more knowledgeable
Swimming starts at 8AM GMT. I doubt I'll be awake but enjoy
>>143018294Remove the tranny shit and it was goodWhat the fuck was that gay shit seriously?
>>143018554shalom
>>143018328Kino.
>>143018479Cope faggot, this was kino. I don't want shitty sleep inducing stadiums openings anymore.
thread was fun, ceremony not so much
This was a beautiful opening. Fuck all of you niggers.
>>143018488moldova posted
(c) RTV SlovenijaVse pravice pridržane
What did I miss? where is the balloon droppin?
>>143018488Impressive
>>143018556FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
it sucked and it was gay but i cried when i saw celine those frog bastards knew exactly what they were doing
Pozzed beyond repair
loved it... 9/10
>>143018348Yeah the ending was kino
>>1430184287/10
I guess it's overwew
>>143018499let me guess it will be lil nas x
>>1430184288/8 gr8 m8
>we lit the olympic torch>with water
If the Olympic Flame is eternal, how are they supposed to get it down now to pass on for the Olympics in LA?
Anyone got a clip of the crying Frog.I need it
>>143018488fuck bolivia, all my homies hate boliva
Great ceremony, frenchbros. Brits can eat their hearts out.
>>143018294We're a great country. Unmatched culture. Beautiful ending to the ceremony.The rest of it though, shows why we're dying. I'm very sad.
All the good parts were when there were no french people in the screen
it made christcuks seethe 10/10
>>143018472It's gonna be Jordan if he's still alive
>>143018235>le 30 year old le boomerfucking embarrassing
>>143018556it's going to come down and burn down ALL OF PARIS for my niggers who can't get any ethnic pussy rn
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>>143018556in the next terrorist attack
That would have been really good without the woke shit in the middle
>>143018591She's the costume designer and is emotional its over
Where are the French people
>>1430184283/10They fucking ruined everything else with their filthy gay/grooming/troon/leftist propaganda. Why couldn't they keep it normal?
>>143018497she's got still person diseasein 24/7 painshe's very unwellit's quite sad desu
It's finally over. I'm finally free.
>>1430184284/10The ending wasn´t enough to cover for he 2 hours of faggotry that preceded it
>>143018401she was the woman in charge of the costum design so it's "her thing" and i get her being emotional
>>143018610>>143018611kek
Whos this black american man shitting on the ceremony? Based lol.
>>143018583kek perfect
>>143018488How does this compare with the "has won Olympic medal" image?
>>143017949They really are their own thing, different from canada and france
>>143017611Penny sexo
>>143018473Snooze fest, at least it's over
>>143018534Yeah I have, and it wasn't subverting my country's history and culture
How bad is our ceremony going to be bros? Is it going to be all Black Lives Matter crap?
can you daft punk fags stop alreadynobody cares
>>143018619kino
WHEN IS THE DEATHMARCH???
God damn Celine got me tearing up. The actual fuckin GOAT
>>143018538Guy and Thomas hate each other. They are not going to reunite. Accept it anon
>>143018646Why are these wimps so scared of close combat
Oh fucking finally it's over.G'night lads, see you tomorrow.
>>143018621It was a brief comment on TyC fag, pay attention
>>143018558-48 hours
For people that don't know: They DID try to get Daft Punk. Several times. But they declined.
>>1430184282/10fucking boring for the most partwas made even worse by having long parts of the athletes on the boatsneeds to just be one big block of entertainmentwas really shit
>>143018681>>143018681>>143018681>>143018681>>143018681RATE IT
how are we supposed to out globohomo paris when they had a 40 minute long tranny fashion/dance show that they kept cutting to during the parade and then had 2 literal who ngubus light the flame
>>1430185629/10 if we ignore the virtue signaling10/10 if it was a bit shorter
>>143018428too much nigger/10
>>143018619I immediately thought of the big stupid star baby from 2001 when the flame rose into the air. Where the fuck is it going lol it's not supernatural
>>143018488I should be there
>>143017496
FOLLOWUP THREAD>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720
>>143018610>>143018611lol
>beard tranny
RATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATERATE>RATE
>>143018428mid. i liked the baloon
>>1430184289/10Dubious start but stuck the landing
>>143018499This stuff gets planned at a national level.
They're shitting on it on the BBC
>>143018004>not the Eiffel Tower
>it was ambitious... and different... the weather tarnished the experience... not my favourite... a bit disjointed...not even the BBC can defend it
>>143018428would be 8/10 if they had daft punk3/10
Alright french bros. You know what to do. Inflate that balloon.
It's over. Thank God
>>143018428>The absolute state of the baguette bros
Where do I go to watch the whole thing? From start to finish? Thank you!
>>143018534That doesn't make it any better. This is like when that Ubisoft guy balled his eyes out because Miyamoto recognised him for his Mario Rabbids game. And yes I have worked that long on one thing.
Gentelman it was an honour shitposting with you. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
>>143018479You will wake up to everyone in the World saying it was kino except England and probably Americans pre-coping for 2028
>>143018428boats = 9metal + revolution = 10gays = - 3tranny fashion show + jabba the hutt on dj = - 10overall a 6
>>143018580Thanks Nigel, you're alright.>>143018611Mister President, don't cleanse your ears, it will cause your brain to rupture
>>143018562No honestly it was worse. The short kino moments were immediately ruined by africans, trannies, or both.
>>143018138I don't pay taxes because i have no revenue
>>143018719>TYCMilei voter
Sorry France but you dont get the credit for Celine Dion because shes not French.1/10 ceremony, apply yourself.
>>1430184285/10gojira and celine dion bumped it by 2 points
This shit was pozzed as fuck
so whats the deal with the olympics?is there a thread for each event or a general?could be a comfy few weeks on here
The (few) highs of this ceremony were very high but holy shit were the lows depressingly low.
if the entire ceremony was at night it would had been at least 8/10
>>143018294>french>people
>>143018174Its not fake anon, its the vax causing autoimmune issues
>>143018488nice
>>143018428kinda shit ngl
>>143018474Imagine wanting Mbrapp instead based Teddy. This thread is full of retards
its over dont you get it
BBC announcers shitting on the ceremonySuck it frogs
>>143018019>caught Down’s syndrome
>bbc presenters trying to not say it was shit whilst clearly thinking it was shit
Music Sounds Better With You is like 40% Daft Punk isn't it?
Michael Johnson hated it KEK what a double gold winning CHAD
>>143017442Humiliation ritual of epic proportions
>>143018678THRICE THE TRANNYISM, 5-FOLD NIGGERISM
Best opening since 2008 Beijing. Chuds can seethe all they want, this pretty much cemented Europeans as the protagonists of the world with France leading the way.
well, and now we wait for the pro-palestinian attacks
I liked it tho...
>>143018688A What?
It would be horrible if someone drove a drone into the balloon
nobody can win against the aerial views of paris... simply beautiful
>>143018709It's in LA so yeah it'll like this one but jewier
>>143018657Do americans really?
>>143018738ZZZ---
>>143018249 That's the last 10 minutes of the ceremony you gigantic faggot. People are criticizing the entire ceremony which 95% of it was outter shit.
>>143018428KINO
was fun anyway
that's itdumping webms of the ceremony here >>143006326
>>143018771>>143018479Stop Just enjoy it
>>143018603Ayo wypipo when u gonna holocaust yourselves off this planet? Like fr reparations you feel me my nigga?
>she's singing again?
JUST GOT HERE, WHAT DID I MISS
>>143018815>>143018819kekwhat did they actually say?
>>143017666I'm sure you're reading too much into it
>>143018723It would’ve stained our memory of them
>>143018479Rose-tinted spectacles London 2012 started this trend
desu I loved it.
>>143018249Leave it to a Yank to get sentimental over this wet fart of an opening ceremony
>>143018678Twopack hologram
>>143018603>LA 2032 will probably have LeBron or SimonBLACK SUPREMACY
>>143018771faggot country
>>143018547Fire hazard, it burns and falls into houses or woods.
>>143018488I would like to thank my parents, especially my mom and dad.
We can all agree that it was at least better than the Tokyo ceremony, right?
>>143018294Forced diverstity and homo shit. If only it wasn't forced down our throat at very opportunity possible it would have been a good ceremony.
>>143018314don't fall for the racemixing propaganda, gringostrust me
>>143018687It's Paris, Hidalgo is a terminal woke, she HAD to virtue signal as much as possible.
>>143018428It was nice but a bit too slow 7/10
>>143018162they fought because they had to
>>143018809Gremurin, your oshi is streaming right now
wait, the fucking renault ad has daft punk
>>143017442peak worldwide humiliation ritual >>143018162a nigger posted this
>Non-French athletes carrying the torch>All the tranny dancing>A Canadian to finish offThe horse and laser show was good, but that was a disaster otherwise.
>>143018788Celine Dion is 100% French. Both parents are French Canadians
>>143017687Go back to Morocco
>>143018004I just watched the ending with my parents, they enjoyed Celine
>>143017880She's the most successful french speaking artist and at least she has the merit to actually sing in French. Daft Punk is still our greatest musical pride and probably the most influential ever but they refused to perform even when offered millions.
>>143018860gay niggers
>>143018860nothing of value
>>143018837>like thisit'll be pozzed to hell except without all the culture and history since you don't have any
>>143018488>1.2 billion chinks>Not a single post
>>143018723based as fuck desu
>>143018750they're just salty the french can do the gay stuff better than the jolly ol' beeb
POST YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT, I'LL START:
>>143018428GOOD/GOOD!
>>143018891That's a given
>>143018556That's the best part, it's not.
DAFT PUNKER FOR CLOSING, CALLING IT
>>143018488Boliviabros...
>>143018573>greenlandi do have them in my flag collectionthink i've seen one on pol quite often
>>143018084i remember seeing they were invited but refused to
>>143018738gay/10
the boring parts were boring and the kino parts kino 5.5/10
FOLLOW UP THREAD>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720
>>143018815theyre just bitter because even tho it was shit...it was still better than london 2012
>>143017673It's so over for France. I'm denying ethnic Frenchmen are French now. You have to be Black to be French now.
>enter abdullah the shipwrightbased
>>143018709Paris really brought the globohomo game but I'm sure we can beat it.
2/10
>>1430184284/10.10 for the kino-6 for the all the faggotry
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.see ya tomorrow
>>143018623Based Chriso Vuojärvi knew everyone except the bunch of paralympics, and the woman in the hat on the boat.
>>143018458It was literally like a mushroom trip. One of those that isn’t really bad or good you just come out exhausted thinking wtf just happened
>>143018552Quebec is truly French, Celine is everything France should be, truly the greatest I cried.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.it's over
>Frenchoids are defending thisEmbarassing
>>142992933We have to solve global financial inequality.Rich first world should give away half of its money to poor third world countries like Poland and Sudan.
A 4 hour showcasing of the downfall of civilisation
>>143018815Your ceremony was shit, it's been 12 years, everyone told you, you really need to COPE now
>>143017739Go back to X
>>143018916You posted, Chang
>>143018488based>>143018610>>143018611kek
>>143018861First guy said "well, it was different"Then two of them pointed out that everyone watching in person in Paris basically had five minutes of being entertained and 3.9 hours of being bored
>>1430184282/10
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.>>143018681>>143018681FINAL RATE THREAD
unstickied
Anyways, let the games begin!
>>143018723Based for sticking to their guns but damn it would have been good
I'm surprised but impressed Céline Dion can still belt it out considering her age and especially her illness. Good for her.
france, anything to say in your defense?>>143018712>nobody cares>but you all should stoprefuge cum does lower iq
C'est fini.
Celine Dion's still got it, what a voice on that lady
>>143018678Hollywood, Hip Hop and Chicano.
That was a kino ending Only Bongs are seething because they had the WOAT ceremony
alright alright the show's over move along, mods take this sticky down
>DIVERSITY! DIVERSITY! DIVERSITY! >looks inside>just blacks and fags
fucking shit ceremonysick of those faggot lgbt
>>143018861"I prefer it when it's in a stadium and everyone is together""People in the stands messaged and said they didn't see much for long periods""It was bold and unusual""Not my favourite opening ceremony, if I'm honest"In british politeness that means it was crap.
Goodbye everyone! Fuck nigger, trannies and nigger trannies!
>>143017782>>143018052>Old white man passes the torch to young negroidsGrim symbolism
>>143018715>a leafkek
>It's overfinally
>>143018924IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE ANON!
>>143018488Nigga Singapore posted
>
>>143017575>>143017705>>143017666They just couldn't have had him light the fire, now could they?
>>143018428vantablack brimstone niggercoal/10
>>143018994We can't compete with you on sheer numbers of bearded ladies, I'll concede that point
>>143018428
I have never been more determined to become a Messermann
>>143019012They must've ended in very bad terms to not come back just for this massive event.
>>143018728you guys have way more trannies and niggers, I'm sure you'll figure something out
>>143018918BBC are boomer/GenX Francophiles, if anyone will shill for it, it would've been them
>>143019016>>143019031Celine Dion was incredible but that's about it.The fire on the hot air balloon looks fake and probably is.
>>143018880Olympics is about the unity of nations. Wypipo are the symbol of just the opposite. Don't let any whitey at the next ceremony LA. Do it for George.
>>142972592unity had no soul regardless of technical achievement and ac1 is the only ac ever made
>>143018596>nothing of French culture or historyWell, if you know nothing about it, I guess you missed pretty much everything. It was FILLED with history, holy shit, and even there I don't know how they managed to have Marie-Antoinette "Ca ira" beheading in it. Crazy move.
>>143018970
>>143018892it must being annoying being from euro white country and being so triggered about 'muh too much diversity'. american melting pot meme means literally no one here cares when a black person does something 'important' on tv
>>143019040yeah, but they're from all the colonies!
ABSOLOUTE BOLLEUX
>>143018557I wish people could just turn "autistic troll mode" off for one second and just appreciate greatness. The ceremony is the most unique one ever it had amazing mindblowing imagery and music and represented France in every way possible both good and bad it was better than Beijing to me, because it had art and soul and rain and mood. It was unforgettable.
>not a sticky anymore
>>143019091>Wypipo are the symbol of just the oppositeBut surely colonialism was literally bringing the world together
>>143018978sudan should not be so greedy when countries like poland and israel exist
>>143018488What the fuck is this datamining shit.
>>143018428what the fuck did i just watch/10
>>143019087The commentators said it's water and lights.
>>143018847still a cute elf, they go to this well a lot to offset the fag stuff.
>>143018861>Maybe it would have been ok for the people watching on TV..>But, when you're HERE?>In FRANCE, surrounded by FRENCH?etc.
THEN WHO WAS ASSASSINS CREED
>>143017739show real flag
well, see you all in 4 years frens
awful waste of time as always, see you tomorrow bros
>>143019124You are jewish
>>143018080It will be a pride troonstravaganza
>>14301912440 minute of satanic LGBT dragqueen dancing like degenerate does not represent France
>>143019166me
>>143018245they just would have found a different nig to riot over
>>143018880It will George Floyd and Trayvon Martin posthumously
>>143019166Your mom
>>143019166Mboopi
>>143018868THEY'RE BOTH BLACK U CLOWN
>>143018826More like leading to it's own demise
>>143018473Several moments of ACTUAL kino marred by globalists and troons. Would’ve been great if they put on the best of France rather than globohomo freaks
>>143019170see you the whole month for another month time wasting
goodbye bros, was fun
sometimes i wish i was from a less relevant country and i could have been in the olympics in my sport, would have absolutely been filler but still
>just woke up and watched ceremony>will be going to sleep right as the games startMaybe I should just get drunk and pass out so I can wake up and watch the games.
>>143018891Today hjad higher highs and lower lows that's for sure, but at least I didn't sleep and was entertained. I like vidya music as much as the next guy, but still.
>>143018488/comfy/, thanks for posting!
How long until an Arab country or China or someone else based gets to host again?I look forward to seeing an opening ceremony without all the tranny faggot nigger kike shit.
>>143019170Post yutori instead
NOW THE REAL FUN BEGINS ANON..........
>>143018750you are brainwashed into hating anything french related bro
>>143018772The most reasonable chap
>>143019124kike hands wrote this
Is this what french culture is all about?
>>1430184283/10Weather wasn't so kind and it was slow for the most part but a few performances stood out. Cauldron is neat.
see ya lads
>>143018562It had some -8/10 globohomoslop terrible moments but the kino were damn fucking kino. I
make sure you set you alarms early tomorrow morning incels(add on an hour for Paris time)
I wish mbappe lit the torch or something
How's the faggotniggertranny worship ceremony going lads? I haven't watched a single minute.
Phantom was kind of cool.
>>143019130Ayo britbong u can talk litteral champion of colonialism lmao tanx fo the money now it's time to peace out u feel me senpai
>>143019124>It was unforgettable.I'll never forget about the horse riding in the river. the French know about beauty.
>>143018788the song is french, she was just merely a tool, like a music instrument.
>>1430184734/10 for the eurodance, spinning cripple, Celine and robohorse
>>143018562so many blacks
>>143018562 You can't be serious. Because the parts after the horseman were decent we are going to forget the entire 3 hours of niggers and faggotry? 4/10, and I'm being generous.
Things are looking good for France
BIGGEST humiliation ritual ever televised
Was the London 2012 ceremony woke like thatdoesn"t remember shit, I had just this webm
>we're always really high
>>143019278>litteral champion of colonialismBut that was my point
>>143019135Just like one of my japanese anime
Good night olympianons :)
Where to rewatch? Thank you!
he won.
>>143019324Pas mal non ? C'est Français.
>>142992933Celine single handedly saved that opening ceremony
>>143019343im sure the full thing will be all over youtube soon
>>143019325france has no coordination whatsoever
they tried to warn you but you didn't listen
Why was the American team so dark?
>>143019325Nothing has ever come close to your tranny fashion and child grooming party.
>>143019343Why would you ever want to do anything else but to forget this stain on mankind as soon as possible?
>>143019395this is from london you dumb cunt, not france
Sex sex sex with wet athletic girls
WHERE WAS SNOOP DOGG
I don't actually care abt the GLTB stuffGood night, lahko noč
It had some kino, but it also had cringe and satanic globohomo shit.Shit will get worse unless we stop it.
>>143019339You are the colonizer of Canada. I am an immigrant. We are not the same.
>>143019404>literally a spic
>>143019406It depends on the sport
Pretty kino. Pissing off /pol/ is just the icing on the cake
>>143019438At least we are a bit based and even the most kuked lefties here hate globohomo.ESCUCHEN
>>143019325It had black brunels and like black dancers but wasn't full of troons
>>143018089hadn't ever heard about this dude until i was over in canada last monthread about his story in the museum in victoria, made me tear up a little
>>143019166>Two masked figures featured in the Olympics opening ceremony in Paris, first as a torchbearer ran across rooftops before a caped rider galloped down the Seine on a metal horse to deliver the Olympic flag.>The rider, Floriane Issert, a non-commissioned officer in the Gendarmerie Nationale clad in silver armour, concluded her ride at the Trocadero, giving the Olympic flag a majestic entrance before it was hoisted.>Earlier, a mysterious figure wearing a black cloak, white hood, and with their face covered by a dark fencing mask, was heavily featured in the three-hour ceremony produced by director Thomas Jolly, and which included appearances from Lady Gaga, Zinedine Zidane and, for some reason, The Minions.
>>143019456>Colonizers aren't immigrantsNow who's the bigot?
>>143019473>just kill me
>>143019325>Bargaining stage
>>143019529>and, for some reason, The Minions.
>>143019384Amazing they had that Mali Negress doing a number while Celine was on tap tbqh
>>143019342Good night Joel
kek
Ameribros, NBC is putting out there that Aussies are living inside our head.
>>143019473>white horseWHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
>>143019456youre just as bad for canada rajesh
If we don't get some drone shit in 2028 for LA. The USA has failed it's only in spirit we have drones
I was here (first post >>142991866), see you soon anons!
>>143019591>General Lebron James crossing the Delaware
>>143019536Colonizers = huwhitesImmigrants = POCLearn yo history bigot
>>143019596I think they said that we are living in aussies heads not the other ways round
>>143019473basically this
>>143019091White people are the only ones who even try to care about peace and unity
>>143019468Also pissing of the mudslime shit countries so they stay at home instead
>>143019591hahaha Nigron James
>>143019580Illumination is french so there's that. Like the britbongs had Craig BondShould've been based Asterix and Obelix tho
I want Russia to win now. Western Europe needs wiped off the fucking map. A true cultural dead end.
>>143019667When we underperformed in swimming at the last Olympiad, it's pretty certain that we're looking at them now.One dude even said that we're building an underdog mentality now.
Man if only Paris could get nuked. Literally would save our country.
>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720>>142995720
>>143017993Alain Proust still alive. Not the other Proust
>>143019664The jew uses peace, unity, and diversity as weapons
>>143018488High quality OC. I commend you, anonalso, checked.
>>143018488now do by number of posts
>>143018625Even the normiests of normies i saw online agreed the tranny gay parade was the worst part and it lasted way too long compared to the other segments which were more kino. People are already having fatigue of this globohomo propaganda and it shows.
>>143018732they didnt put gatemala in there but they put guatepeor in
I fapped to this french girl todayhttps://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/hellomoonli
>>143018772This, overall it was ok, some parts were straight up kino but it also had some of the lowest lows of the opening ceremonies so far.
ANON FLOATS AWAY..........
They wont touch muslim's symbols wont they?
>>143019924 Based.
>>143018625On one hand, I hate it as much as we all hate it. I hate the provocation, you don't send provocation to half the countries on the planet that won't be receptive to it. I mean, it should be obvious. But we're France, on a pas à s'excuser et on les ENCULE.As there's good in this, it also PISSES OFF the mudslime shitholes and make them seethe even more. It's worth something. It sends the message "stay at home".
>>143020017>They wont touch muslim's symbols wont they?well, they're afraid to. its the one thing they're afraid to desecrate
>>143018398I have a feeling we'll see him again at the closing.
>>143020017who?
>>143020057bro muslims will keep coming, they come here for the money, they vote the far left here and are for the far right in their countries
>>143020017Bruh, all the mudslime countries had to cut off the broadcast. This is the most shitting on their symbols and values ever made in History, broadcasted live to billions.
>>143018428The faggot parade which dragged longer than necesary ruined it for me more than the rain. Other than that I think it was unironically fun. After years of ceremonies doing the same and abusing of projections and mapping, this was much needed. Hopefully the rest take notes of what not to do though. The flying cauldron and Celine saved this from being a catastrophe.
>>143020105I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT ANON!
>>142992933hitler was fucking right about france turning into africa if they let the jews loose and no one seems to care about it anymore
>>143020288You're delusional, if you think they could maintain zoos like that.
>>143020287are you here all games euro anon?
>>143020367I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN KEEP UP ANON @______@
>>143018519Ha! Clever.
>>143020124A man.
>>143020411Capture what you can fren
>>143020411you can do it anon, no more big events after this until the us election..... you can rest in a few weeks
>>143019473>>143019606>white
>>143020411>mechanic horse rider>white horse rider>goth parkour dudewas there fourth hooded figure somewhere?
>>143020632Yes
>>143019473Aww, it looks so sad. Give him some carrots and heatpats.
>>143020494>>143020505I'LL BEST MY TRY ANON!
>>143020822Oh me too. Remember USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>143019358I think we will see many many Palestinian flags
>>143019166the friends we made along the way
>>143019166That hag macron sodomizes
Desu, I usually don't give a shit, but I think I'll take a little detour from work and go see the flame flying.This is fucking Kino and a brilliant idea.
>>143021083TAKE A PHOTO FOR ME ANON!
>>143017532Miss when we didn't see any desu
last for gimi
>>143021154That's precisely what I intend to do once the skies clear up. My A7cII and comfy Sigma 90mm are ready.
no milly
>>143017532>>143021374weon, y tu padrastro?
