Suns v LionsSaints v BombiesIn 3hrs: Demons v GasDockers v Eagles
iggs
>>143029909it's only a couple ks I'm right to drive
HEAVE HO UNNA
I cannot believe that idiot set his alarm before me. I am fucking irate right now.Won't be posting in this thread today, good riddance the lot of you
Bummerpoofs, whats happening? I thought it was our year?
catters
>>143029972crisp drunk driveza
Essendon will never win a final with this current list
>>143030000based /alf/ saints win again
>>143030000humbly checked
cam rayner has small man syndrome, chimps out at anything
dosn
>>143029967crisp
>>143029989It's SLG's year
hipwood is even worse in defence than forward
>>143030045haha sid wipe your chin!
>>143030045me when mum makes a cake
>>143030053don't understand beaner, what are you trying to say paco?
>>143030074SLG
>>143030045that snout could probbaly get up a girls fergina
What the fuck is his problem?
Collingwood has no chance tomorrow. We are due
>>143030088due another loss you mean go da pis
commentators are slurping st kilda so badly
>>143030081no habla espaniol
Just quietly has cam rayner been suspended this year?
>due for a winis this the male version of astrology?
>>143030117no he's a good bloke aka indigenous
>>143030121meth mostly
>>143030115S L GLG
not even walked 1k steps yet today
mashallah
>>143030163based slug
MCCLUGGAGE WITH THE LUGGAGE
>Scott playing peter wright in the ruck
>>143030163based stewie dew
holy fuck based ZERRETT
>>143030163based dylan alcott
hipwood is lucky king is an even worse kick than him
Looking forward to the beach volleyball at the Olympics tonight, iykwim
nate caddys massive left leaning DONG
>>143030000
>>143030222poof. it's mens tonight, womens tomorrow (at 2am and 6am)
This female commentator is pissing me off
>>143030222keen to watch the sweaty men in shorts roll around in the sand?
>>143030260he doesn't want to talk about it iykwim
>>143030271based repressed homosexual
over the shoulder should be play on, high should be for neck and head contact only
Can someone explain to me what happened to all the Troys?Back in my day 20 years ago we had Troy Cook, Troy Broadbridge, Troy Longmuir, Troy Simmonds, Troy Makepeace, Troy Selwood, the list goes on.Today, there are no more Troys... but there's no shortage of Joshes. There's a Josh in every single team. For some reason gen Y is obsessed with the name Josh. They're everywhere...
Ross Lyon is anti football
>>143030132how many brownlow votes do you reckon he's accrued this year?
>>143030248>>143030260oh dear lord no, I had no idea
>>143030303Parents don't want their sons to become shit footy players
>>143030204probably because kingy doesn't play afl anymore champpicrel it's mfw reading your post
>>143030115Everyone knows SLG
>>143030257i wouldn't mind them if they weren't so fucking annoying
cock cock cock cock cock
>>143030320so true
>>143030380based mens beach volleyball enthusiast
Teams with no Joshes: Carlton, Essendon, Geelong, Gold Coast, Sydney, Western Bulldogs
The bombers are cooked
carlton are so fraudulent it's unreal
>>143030408>CarltonJosh Bootsma>>143030408>EssendonJosh Greene>>143030408>GeelongJosh Hunt>>143030408>Gold CoastJosh Corbett>SydneyJosh Kennedy>Western BulldogsJosh Bruce
I'm watching the badminton and in the same match there's a guy called Wang and a guy called Dong
don't care, didn't ask
zorko spoiling ben king KEK king is cooked beyond belief
who's winning?
>>143030519patrician taste
>>143030511sorry mate can't find any of these players on their list
do you think most clubs would take nick daicos or Sam darcy, if they had the opportunity to recruit one?
>>143030531China is up 1 set to love over Canada in the badminton
>>143030531AIS mostly
The sister.
Why do you guys like that shitty Tasmania ad so much? The one in black and white with the retarded flute and the boring regard on the beach.
>>143030582
Equestrian at Versaille, me
Thoughts on our girls?
>>143030582this is a repost
Carlton status?
Which Community girl would you fuck?
>>143030582i'd stick my dick deep inside her even if she was my sister iykwim haha>>143030632i don't want to talk about it
>>143030582(Banjos intensify)
absolutely mindblown at the fucking state of adverts in this stream>consent>girls netball trust issues>some faggot dreaming about an electric carjust unreal
damn the equestrian is so boring
hi joshy
hi champ wyd
Can we all agree "Barry goes electric" is the worst ad of all time?
i don't watch rossball
what set him off?
>>143030759shut up
would you have sex with josh's sister? >>143030582
Thoughts on my earwax?
>Dons going to lose to St Kilda>Get knocked out of the 8>After a whole season of thinking they were backkekekek
what is this brownish white milky texture on my toilet brush?
>>143030759josh supports essendon
Is shrek a good movie?
>>143030901it depends
>>143030939Based brothel enjoyer.
>>143030960Did you lance it first or just start squeezing?
I said Carlton and essendon won't make the 8 and you didn't believe me
watching blues bombers and pies lose makes me really happy
>>143030533why does italy have so many short haired qts REEEEEE
>>143030972/b/ told me to go to a doctor but I decided to squeeze it.
>>143030533>>143031048Genuine rock spider
>>143031048>qtsit's a guy...
good mark>>143031070guess i'm homo then
which match are you blokes watching right now?
>>143031119snus is a good game
farting a lot
why are st kilda in their clash kit? They are the home team
lol
how many fucken 50s are they giving brisbane
>Kicks it straight to Sharmanthey're just giving up
shove that up your little cocks essendon fans haha
>>143031119aints v bummers
Holy fucking droneball
Boomers vs Spain worth watching?
when a player takes the mark then drops the ball after being touched by the defender like hipwood just did, it should be classified as staging
Essenshit had the chance to rise above mediocrity by appointing Hird, but they were too cowardly
the only way essendogs will win a final again
>humphriesbig spastic
giwtwm
Essendon are really not a good team
>Senator Lidia Thorpe says the government has made a mistake in the pending deportation of former bikie boss Dean Martin, claiming he can’t be deported because he’s Indigenous.
imagine if hipwood had this as his goal songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcVb6l4TpHw
>>143031369He can go live in the APY lands
Lads, Logan just posted
will be posting in ozlymp tonight and for the next 3 weeks
>>143031390good place to set up a meth lab
>>143031414you'll need to bake a newy
EssenSHIT
>>143031535i am like 80% sure i know who this is
most in this general are essendon supporters, no wonder its so dead right now XD
ladsBad Scott
>essendrug betas
Rate my haul
>>143031119Olympics Janny just deleted /Olympics/
>BREAKING: People's First Stadium to be renamed Gabbatoir South
played pokies for 72 hours at the casino the other day, its my pb
Cooking dinner for the missus, on the table when she gets home from work and then I’m gonna ask her for anal
sad, security should do their job
is the strap-on clean? I mean, she can eat but you probably should'nt.
wtf did they cancel the skateboarding today? not on the schedule anymorehttps://www.nine.com.au/sport/olympics/schedule
thorpe is looking thicc
banebros I'm so nervous
>>143031610whose winning?
>>143031811him and jelena dokic do mukbang together
Watching the boomers
>Do they still let you in for free at 3 qtr time?That used to be a thing?
GO SUNS
9now stream isn't workingfukken cunts
JUST
>>143031925i only know giddey and mills
>mrs is out on a hens night is it over lads
>>143032020yeah, back when there was 10 grounds in victoria, they could only afford to pay the gate staff for 3 quarters of the game
need to buy about 8 more teles for the olympics
couldn't give a poofters fart about the occult garbage "Olympics"
LMAO
>>143032111Mills will carry us to another bronze
>throws scarf
>>143032086dosn grand final player ryan crowley
SACK SCOTT
Essendon is shit. Even when they were on drugs they were shit.
Realistically how many years until we see AFL in the Olympics? 50? 100?
>>143032166The forgetful idiot.
>>143032170neverat most it might be an exhibition sport but if it's in brissy probably not
>he thinks there will be a functioning society in 50,100 yearslol lmao even
bummers not making the 8
>>143031156it’s heritage not clash
>>143032170>>143032200it was an exhibition sport when Melbourne hosted
>>143032200think brissy are doing cricket as their meme sport
>>143032235>cricket >sport pick uno
Hopefully AFL never goes to the olympics, it would ruin the soul of the game
>>143032134hopefullyi just watched a bit and i like it more than nba but it's still so flamboyant or dramatic or something to me
Looking good brad
>>143032260you bloody benchod
>>143032235criccy is an official olympic sport now. they’re playing it in LA
>snide quip about stewie dew needing to put food on the table
>>143032341rly? I knew they were adding lacrosse and something called tag football but didn't realise they were adding cricket
josh giddey is my favourite player iykwim haha
>>143032378ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>143030087he's not his brother
>>143032378If he played this well all the time he wouldn't have been traded
synchro diving, me
>>143032115never doubted got my biggest bane smell on now
>we are now only a game and a half aheadI'm not panicking
>>143032520doesn’t really make a difference if you finish 1st or 2nd and carlton certainly aren’t catching up
derby looms
lots of nice girls bums. yummy.
>>143032494footy?
business idea: make an /aus/lympics thread and discuss footy in here
The American swimming tops are see-through
>>143032661Then make the thread yourself you lazy fuck
steak n eggs
>>143032691also yummy.
>>143032661why'd the other thread get deleted?
the boomers uniforms don’t look that bad besides the aboslop
>>143032674proofs?
Look at how easy it is to wind up Geelong fans on bigfooty:https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/geelong-cant-develop-young-players.1305185/page-26Geelong spastics are so sensitive to any comments related to their youth.
>>143032746GO THE FUCK BACK TO BIG FOOTY."HAHAHA BIG FOOTY SAID X WHICH IS DUMB XD XD"NO ONE HERE GIVES A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK, IF YOU CARE YOU SHOULD GET OUT AND STAY AT BIG FOOTY
my friend who used to post on bigfooty killed himself
>>143032777>GO THE FUCK BACK TO BIG FOOTY.>"HAHAHA BIG FOOTY SAID X WHICH IS DUMB XD XD">NO ONE HERE GIVES A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK, IF YOU CARE YOU SHOULD GET OUT AND STAY AT BIG FOOTY
>>143032825Username?
>>143032825vaxxed?
Here is the poster winding up Geelong fans.
bugger all at the g tonight, yikes
>Americans landed in the synchronised diving at the same time>Polled 2nd>The chinks didn't>Polled 1stHuh?
lol tubby is doing the sync diving wtf
>barely any crowd at demons giantsWhy are Melbourne fans so pissweak?
>>143032981you mean the fujitsu guy?
>>143032997too busy getting prepped for a night of violent anal sex
in here >>143033119>>143033119
utterly grim game.
>>143032997Too cold and wet :((
our girls just fucked up
>>143032832>redditjak poster is a BF posterThanks for proving my point champ
>>143033398Yep literally choked a certain medal. Just needed a complete dive. This Olympics might be like London where we choked everything
biggest choke
Why do you guys like Bigfooty so much? I often see screen caps posted here.
>>143033605it’s just dogsperg
Cat status?
I’m boycotting the Olympics on account of its Satanic and blasphemous opening ceremony. I recommend you do the same.
>>143033738Good for you champ, we care :)
>>143033704victorious in tassie against norf.
breast stroke
>>143033738Was steps ahead of you in that, never cared about this jewish "you must watch goy and enjoy or u r weird" scam anyway and its only a matter of time before I boycott footy and sportsball altogether the way its going
>>143033900this
few hsgfs in the women's skateboarding
not even worth >saturday night posting why are you here
WCE ABOUT TO HAVE THEIR SKIRTS PULLED DOWN JUST LIKE QUEEN JHAWK
>there's more seagulls at the G than people
Why are there so many seagulls in your stadiums?
Stop telling me to go suck a butt
>>143034193I reckon she’s a swannies supporter
>>143034298because the gubmint took our guns.
>>143034315did he???
>>143034331Choke them to death. That's what the English do when they nip a chip from them on the beach. You don't want to be outdone by the English now do you?
>>143034298Mate at least they turn up unlike Melbourne fans
>>143034371we just got done so.>>143033564
Watching kill bill, why is it kino?
>>143034400It's Tarankino
>>143034386mate....
>>143034394Oh that's as bad as the French themselves.
>>143034432Oh yeah...
>>143034400Best kino is Jen Hawkins skirt slip up
Just woke up, what happened to essendon?
>>143034435french girls were qt so they get a pass. but your lasses (cook bacon kek) got ROBBED
BITTA BIFF
>>143034432It snows in Australia? I know it's possible but to think Aussies deal with snow is quite funny desu. I bet you give it a cute nickname like "cloud cocaine" or "flurry worry".
>>143034466they're shit
iggers are on*click click*
Reminder that all the athletes in the Olympics are going into each others hotel rooms and having sex.
>>143034575No, they have anti sex beds
>>143034517it snows. resorts in nsw and vic, but it's not very good, though I've had some good sessions at charlottes pass and hotham, perisher, thredbo. stupid exy too. most people go to nz or japan to ski/board.
>jye amiss>doesn't
Is everyone watching the olmpics then?
>>143034808watching derby now. dont care about apehoop or the swimming heats.
>>143034575I can understand.
At the footy lads
>>143035070lgm
These teams will not be sending each other Christmas cards.
Thought this was beer but it's actually full-blown red drink. Might put a scoop of ice cream in the next one
>>143035183what's good tc?
>>143035183toyGOD, I saw your shopping haul and because of the cans of alco creaming soda, I assumed it was a troll pic.did you not read the label on the box?also, go swasn tomorrow.
>head clash x2>nah it's me shoulder
Couldn't give a poofters arse about footy when Olympics is on
>>143035183the guy at the bottlo probably thought you were buying it for underage girls.
freo have a player called anus apparently
>Essendon coach Brad Scott has lamented his side’s “third rate” effort as their finals hopes were dealt another massive blow in a 53-point upset thrashing from St Kilda.>“The end result, extremely disappointing but more disappointing than that was, you know, a lack of effort and intent which has been present for most of the year,” he said.>“Particularly in the third quarter our effort and intent in the contest was really poor.>“It doesn’t take much in this game, if you drop off in that area, for you to look second rate and we looked third rate today.”
>>143035305I've bought 'raspberry crush' from a beer brand before and it was a sour ale. saw it was tinnies and just assumed it was something similarI don't mind, it's something different. gotta make sure I don't drink too many though since I assume the sugar content is through the roof
Turned over to the cricket since England were 5-79 at one point.Why is the derby the same as earlier in the season?
>>143035469the iggs have a team called anus
Reid kissed on the dick as usual
>>143035564well they're voreing freo with it right now
>>143035594yeah nah sorry my joke kind of fell flat, I didn't realise they were winning until I flicked over just now
>>143035608nah all good mate, appreciate the effort
Anyone wanna post anything?
>>143036115no but Steven May
Brayshaw the dirty little sook
go giants
won’t be paying any more attention to footy for at least the next 2 weekst. dons fan
Go dees
good game at the g
Would you say Freo will lose from here? Need to know if I should just cash out my multi while I'm ahead.
brayshaw suspended for a couple of weeks methinks
>>143036424even money imo
It looks like we’ve got ourselves an old-fashioned shootout on our hands.
it's halftime
Melb need to kick some goals to win
>>143036488t. american teacher
>>143036638not necessarily
>>143036603sure is
>>143035564kek
>>143036603scoop's moved to tùrkiye?
Feeling overwhelmed by the Olympics, footy is a lot more comfier
the giants lads
>>143036727This desu
>>143036683is it aussie croissant>>143036705I am become acknowledged
>>143036683can't even sellout a derby? lmao what a PATHETIC fucking state
>>143036603>>143036683what scran is everyone eating? for me it's picrel
Steven may kill himself
hogan lads
>>143036767this is a repost
Im on a diet
be hilarious is essendon are somehow still in the 8 at the end of the week(requires the swans and crows to win at home tomorrow)
based tobester
Either they are doing really big kicks or the mcg has shrunk
How many people at the mcg tonight? looks under 10k
>there are people who have NOT jumped on the orange express this year
giants are currently 3rd
>>143036832i wouldn't mind if the lasses in picrel jumped on my pink express iykwim haha
I reckon there's just 1 more goal left in this game darce
>>143036832I'm riding the catbus
>>143036832one of my 7 teams, feels good.
would'nt mind this derby ending in a loom, tbqh
>>143036913This is a very big brained strat
based toby
>that dees v giants crowddo not let nrlel see it
is harry petty?
need a petty gf to dominate in bed
>>143037074this but a pretty gf to be gently femdomed by in bed
no sunday footy show tomorrow
>>143037119why
>>143037126meth mostly
>Tonight's attendance is 16,246
>>143037126>muh lympics
if jake lever still played for adelaide he would be jake stayer
>support tradies' mental healthdidn't know tradies had brains tbqh
>>143037158>>143037212>iykwim haha
>>143037139nrl tier
>>143037220oi fucken just be happy ay
>dees almost snatch the game from 28 points behind>not a single post about it
Dees were gypped at the end there
>>143037408>almostthat's why
Great to see Reid embrace the iggs culture of becoming a grub when the chips are down
poomens
>4 seperate biffsnice
roid rage innit
like the derby kinos of old
If dees won this and beat the lions at Brisbane our season would be looking much better
Reid a talented but a total mental midget. The Kyrigos effect
>>143037618>>143037565>>143037496What did he do??
>>143037763Gave away a free kick in front of goal when Iggs had the ball. No idea what for though.
wish bindi irwin had leaked nudes
>>143037763meth mostly
>>143037763pretty much punched a freo players lights out and gave away a free directly in front of his own goal
>>143037809Andrew Gaff style??
>>143037851Yeah he’ll get 10 weeks minimum
My beef stew went really well, didn’t cook on the fire though cos it was pissing down
reid is a bust>'n dudes noses over their faces
>>143031727Raining
>>143037763overreacting way too hard to common niggle. Little cunt has been figured out and his entire junior career of being the best player on the park is over.
games over maggots ruined it
well USUALLY, the first team to score 100 wins.
>>143038287in most but not all instances
>>1430383017 minutes. plenty of time for reid to gift a few free kicks to fred.
kath spotted
>>143038687her feet my mouthsimple as
>>143038403nonce
>>143038687wonder if a penis will enter her vagina later tonight
>>143038781meant for>>143038687
mad how you chumps spew >le globohomo meme constantly but jump onto /oz/lympics like it's a HIV+ cock is astounding
>>143040042i'm not even watching it i'm just shitposting in this thread and otherwouldn't mind watching some of the handball but the internet here is dogshit
>>143040042Are you retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiU2lrGnT7U
>>143040042There's a reason why the elites allow us to have it. It has esoteric significance. Like voting.
>>143040105he’s not me retard
>>143040042Elite truthbomb right here
Just won a gold medal lads
>>143041199hey frenchbro I think someone pissed on your flag
>>143041358I don’t care
>>143041689i want to talk about it
>>143041809Go to the designated thread(s) to discuss your satanic circus show then
anyone see this?https://x.com/owiesalpha/status/1817143644979351991
Imagine if our footy players competed at the olympics. No one could stop us.
>>143042040see>>143041913
>>143041913i don't want to talk about it
>>143041923Bumder “”””fans”””” get what they deserve (since 2004)
>Go to the designated thread(s) to discuss your satanic circus show then>posting this in a general that has rounds for abo worship, faggot worship, DV victim worship, and women worship
>>143042166they're both shit and pozzedwhat's your point?
>>143042166>discuss a football league in a football threadwow
>>143037763>>143037961funny thing is he wasn't even tagged and he STILL chimped outalso not sure if the broadcast saw this but he shoved fyfe into an umpire in the third. no idea why
>>143042316>funny thing is he wasn't even tagged and he STILL chimped outhe's not me retard
what's cookin
>>143042477meth mostly
> empty crowd at mcg solution:the afl needs to get cheerleaders
>>143042521Heh, good one
>>143040042not me i don’t
>>143042579the average cheerleader doesn’t look like miss universe idiot
>>143042620yeah the average cheerleader is hotter than that
>>143042579she would’ve won 3 brownlows if she played afl
>>143042712not what I meantshe’s a bombshellthe average cheerleader looks awful compared to her
>>143042521;)
>>143042712you sir have just given the worst take of all time
Generally can’t see their faces anyway, doesn’t matter
>>143042846Lucky Hawko has a nice arse too
>>143042901So true
>>143042901I'm a poof so I prefer men's arses.
Hey Darcy, how’s Dee?
>>143043065i don't want to talk about it
don't want cheerleaders just want the girls that bring the beer to you.
>>143042901It only looked good because of the red g she was wearingI’d look good in that red g
>>143043711sup darcy
>>143044809nmwbu
>>143043711Show us then
Goodnight cunties
>>143029987>malds if there isn't information in the OP>malds if there is information in the OPcurious