The beach volleyball promises a spectacular setting with the competition taking place in front of the Eiffel Tower. Road cycling medal event later>Due to adverse overnight weather conditions and following a meeting this morning with all relevant organisers, the decision has been taken to postpone men's street skateboarding at the Paris 2024 Olympic Games until Monday 29 of July
>>143031644Swimming soon lads!
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KAZAKHSTAN WINS THE FIRST MEDAL OF THE OLYMPICS - BRONZE
KAZAKHSTAN LEAD THE MEDAL TABLE
First bronze medal to Kazakhstan
>>143031644>the decision has been taken to postpone men's street skateboardingPlease say sike
>>143031678>>143031681GREAT SUCCESS
IS NICE
leave it to europeans to somehow make shooting a boring event kek. a 3 gun competition would be the GOATED event
Her smile… gone
>17-5germany buttblasted
is there an american in the diving final or do i need to watch swimming?
>>143031720she must clean up at carnivals, just rooms full of stuffed animals at home
Did you seriously doubt her?
is nobody gonna mention kazakh coach marked nipples?
What's next for her?
>>143031758suicide with her air rifle
>>143031758prolapse then death
>>143031751not into hags
>>143031758imagine consoling her...
we WONa match
>>143031749Bronze babe
>>143031734You're up 2nd
>>143031806>bacon>cookbravo
fencing chinese girl is qt
>>143031799Are shooters sexy?
WHAT DO I WATCH EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING TOO MUCH!
>>143031820
>>143031412
Who /airrifle/ here?
Japan bros they're so close.
FIRST GOLD MATCH>>143030992>>143030992
>>143031828she makes two
>>143031831shooting medal events >>143030992
who's this slag chatting about the diving?
VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR
there's too much going on i can't keep up it's over
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
Doped up Chinese about to win the diving again
>>143031909I hate this
hehe
US BROS WE DIVE NOW
Korean decent too, fencing has the best (asian) girls so far
>>143031644>beach volleyballmake sure to cheer for our litterally convicted pedophile
>>143031909we’re about to play you cunts in ape hoop
synchronized womens diving yum
>women's diving is uptime to coom
whats everyone watching?
China or Kazakh qt?
>>143031806BASED
what the fuck is the mascot supposed to be?
>antenna touchedlol
might dress up like a vampire and go around hissing at people
oh no, our fencer is getting mogged by the cute pole blondie
>>143031964yaeh i'm watching basketball, fencing, judo, shooting and diving at same time somehow
COOMER BROS WE RISE
ANOTHER REFBALL WTF JAPAN ARE GETTING ROBBED
>>143031978Switching between diving and swimming
>>143031979What's wrong with her belly button?
>>143031983Papa Smurf's hat
>>143031909I hate how our state tv no longer get decent tv rights so instead of having 3 channels and being able to watch an event in full there is this schizophrenic jumping around to catch as many italian athletes competing as possible
>>143031806>Cook BaconA truly American team
ERA
>>143031983the hat that french revolutionaries wore
>>143031970>brackets in the year 2024get her some aligners
>>143031909I understand friend. I want to see everything and then get anxious of what I’m missing.My priority is: 1. Medals2. Sports I really like3. QTs I want to see4. Everything else
>>143031678>>143031681Very nice
>>143031978Diving and swimming.
i love the usa
those japanese boys dont look anything like the haikyuu twinks
>>143032012same hereare there any full streams on youtube or is everything muh broadcastrights cancer?
Patty THRILLS
the chinks look like men
Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach! I LOVE YOUUUU!
Volley is still ongoing lol
>divingChina wins lol
>>143032004Nothing?
why do the divers constantly shower and towel themselves off just to jump in again?
BIG stinky Brappers already in full force
I SAW CHINESE NIPPLES BROS
Are you rooting for China or Korea
will the next set go past 30?
That 3pt sound is kino. We're in for a based tournament.
>>143032022That's not her in 2024, bro.
>>143032061many such cases
YESSSS WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE TIEBREAK AGANIST JAPAN
>east asian primetime hoursGrim
why dont the japanese challenge when you scrutinize every single thing you are bound to find an infraction
badminton is so kino
is Peacock fucked up for anyone else? it has the blind person descriptions and its driving me INSANE!!! i didn't realize it was a thing- but its where some computer voice is telling you whats happening on the screen and its talking constantly "walking to the end of the diving board" etc. FUCK WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS! HOW THE FUCK DO I TURN IT OFF?
>>143032011kek
>>143032106Too much honoru
>>143032063Are we SURE those are females?
>>143031644Are threads counted onwards or does every day start with a thread 1?
>>143032117lol not happening on mine watching volleyballthat sounds annoying though
Now you have to login on BBC.comIt's over
>>143032117audiodescription is based. use it all the time so i have more time to post in threads.
>>143032117oof i got it turned off thank god
>>143031768>>143031768FIRST AMERICAN MEDAL CHANCE
chinese rifler a cute
>>143032094what kind of question is that anon?
The Americans were way more sycnhronized than the Chinese divers. Rigged
asian women without makeup, grim...
how do some of these swimmers even qualify for the olympics with these heat times
>>143032149me on the right
>>143032033This, but since I don't have a list of QTs I just follow any asian girl, they are superior.
can someone let me know when mens USA gymnastics goes? trying to watch diving on computer, swimming on tv>>143032161im also convinced china pays off judges. communist countries will not play fair.
british tittys
HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>143032094Taiwan
Constant braphogs in the diving
>>143032163It's early heats, they aren't blowing their loads early to show off.
>>143032079That's not ass...
>>143032221I am.
Xi is pleased
>78% of all olympic athletes study and compete at american universitiesis that true. maybe they mean certain events. there aint no way if you include shit like badminton and handball
Twitter told me real women don't look like this...
Male gymnasts are fucking jacked.
What’s the best sport for gooning at the moment lads?
>>143032201>men playing a female's sportReally is the gayest olympics, isn't it?
Ameribros...
>>143032250she is made for BWC
HANSSON!!!!!!!!!
>>143032268>bacon (i)s cookWhat did they mean by this?
>>143032268>only ones to hit the water at the same time>3rdaverage judged event
>swimming>more swimming>male gymnastics
>>143032221still being +10 seconds behind is pretty bad
wew the butt on that italian
>>143032261eventing
china japan fencing is intense
I honestly don't know if I fully trust China to not be trying to sneak around the no drugs rule after that "uhhhhh contaminated hotel food" incident.
>>143032299Sounds kinda gay anon
>>143032163The IOC forces every country to have at least 2 contestants in swimming and track and field.So countries that suck at everything will have their "top" athletes participate even if their records are super shitty.
>>143032274Indubitably
BACON/COOKKEK
>>143032295Just a continuation of the opening..."ceremonies"
im hungry now might cook up some bacon
>>143032261get the diving on
>bacon >cookOf course it's the American team
>>143032221Sandbaggers deserve caned in the streets.This is the fucking olympics
>>143032316Long history there anon.
>>143032351Got it onChinese ruining it
>no deathwalk this yearwhat's even the point
im pretty sure those chinese divers are men
germany
GIDD3Y
>>143032308>SOAD
>China going to get first medal>america didnt even qualify for shootingembarrassing.
CAM ON TEAM GBSCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
>>143032370say it ain't so
>>143032223Underrated post.
>>143032163>>143032321They're called "Universality Places" if you want to look it up.>Universality Places are a lifeline to athletes from underrepresented National Olympic Committees. They are designed to increase the diversity of participating nations across the sports programme of the Olympic Games.Basically affirmative action for poor countries.
>>143032369aye one of them's a fella i think
>completely fuck up the synchro in the synchronised event>still get above 50 points Judged events are so rigged it’s unreal
no one cares about volleyball?
>>143032381Didn't that guy get up to some mischief? whatever happened?
Bacon-Cook
>>143032338>>143032350>>143032354An American already made that joke, you seething foreigners.
that one US diver is a man
china number one
They should replace all judges by AI already desu
>>143032417>>142786701
fencing chimpout
DRAMA IN FENCING THE CHINK CHONK GIRL IS SPERGING OUT
why is there always one american seething in otherwise comfy threads
SPAIN CHIMPOUT
>>143032447Unironically this Third worlders can’t be trusted not to rig literally everything they get their hands on
>>143032411ah not a surprise, thanks
anyone got a stream that doesn't require giving info?
>>143032455What happened? My thing doesn’t show fencing
I really really really like diving
Why is there always a seething bong crying about "the colonies"?
For me so far it's been Judo and Rowing as the best two sports and badminton a very distant 3rd
Why is this chink seething in fencing?
TITMUS VS LEDECKY SHOWDOWN COMING UP
>>143032484I’m watching in 4K on Stan™
>>143032484claro sports, I don't know if you need a VPN thoughhttps://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo/
Anyone watching the hockey? Reminds me of my hockey days, taking a ball to the mouth defending a short corner and having to get emergency dental surgery. The match was in Aberdeen and I lived in Glasgow at the time. Great memories
>>143032489no idea since i don't understand this sport but Chinese girl kinda refusing to accept she lost
ALERTLEDECKY SOON
>>143032523Remember having to play it at school and constantly breaking my toes
Damnit now I'm hungry
>>143032512would rather not give the cunts my emaill, packers can get fucked>>143032519cheers cunt
>>143032507what sport :D
>>143032533Where are you watching it? Can’t find it on Eurosport or Max.
kino volleyball on
ISRAEL HEEMED AT JUDO
>>143032550it is in max
I'm just patiently waiting for the rugby, I believe it starts at 15
i love german ass
>want to watch fencing>not on zdfwtf
WHY CANT I WATCH ALL THE EVENTS AT ONCE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WATCH
judged "sports" are cringe
China just won the first gold of the Olympics
China won shooting, Korea jobbed
>>143032550the german boomer in volley is a beast
>norwood 2 and taper fade Chinese girlsCannot convince me they’re not pumping these women with bull hormones or something
>>143032586https://www.discoveryplus.com/de/video/olympics/dplus-sport-dplus-sport-sport/fencing-7092422?pv=7092422
>>143032591open 16 windows in a 4x4 matrixchange each stream you have to anything
Summer Mcintosh is the really challenger to Ledecky, yeah?
>>143032604they were too scared to let the americanns in the shooting range
>>143032637why the FUCK is this on an american media streaming company
>US diving pair is named Bacon/CookAmazing.
U S A! U S A! U S A!
synchronized sex
the fuck is going on in fencing? the chink's chimpout has put in motion some kind of retarded rules autism
The vivaldi browser lets you array multiple tabs in the same window at the same time BTW
>>143032668>americanNBC is a globalist media streaming company, sweetie.
>>143032584fuck time to go watch german onsen spycams again
>>143032671really mannish bodies. Would make it 100% better if they had cocks
>>143032692where
>>143032702Strong opening ceremony to post content correlation
doesn't really look synchronized
that pale french diver is very cute
>cuck in for 6euro/month for the olympics>streams dont even workthanks america
>>143032728Is that the LGBTWTFBBQ+ approved security force?
damn, good swim from our chick
>>143032591i have two pips and a 3rd cracksports me window while listening to another tab's audio
>>143032668to the honest my german bro the commentators on Eurosport are 1000000x better than the sleeping pills from ARD and ZDF they suck heavy balls
I'm still shocked at how the chinese team don't even pass as women despite being born one.
>>143032745Thanks for the tip! btw no refunds ;)
this trick is a tad grotesque innit
>>143032745>thanks americawhat are you using? peacocks working fine for me... i thought that was the only streaming service over here at least.
>>143032455just put it on and gone back to watch itshe's not happy is she?
u think the diving pairs engage in threesomes?
>>143032768 that's what happens when chink sports labs find you at the tender age of 1 minute from some chingchong breeding farm and start pumping you full of hormones at the age of 5 minutes, then groom you into becoming an athlete
LEDECKY SWIMMING right now
>Slow motion into the water...water sprays...this commentator is a rapist or somerthing
Let's go Titmus!
>>143032788crass even
>>143032797Frightening stuff
>judges can only see them dive oncewhat a joke
>>143032793firefox or chromium on linux and stream buffers foreveri think it probably doesn't work without a botnet OSi'll just load it on another pc
>>143032795they are all lesbian
>>143032794
Ledecky looking vulnerable wtf
>>143032795Olympic village is one big coomfest
these women could have been on the frontlines....
why are the american girls walking so cocky? fucking scum
>>143032788flying novel sex positionsthe inverted half-missionary
american gymnast just set the world record on the rings i believe.
>>143032797would rather be born Indian or African, than Chinese
>>143032829she knows it's off to the glue factory for her after that
Some countries swim suits are seethrough lmao just saw full nipplesToo distracted to see who it was, someone light blue
Nigga where is the free stream where you can pick what to watch
>>143032840This is what the American death squads will look like.
>>143032812did they misspell Hussain?
Thorpie wants deeper penetration with a great finish
What is the point of the voiceover guy to details what is oh the screen? Is it for blind people? IM sure they would rather listen to the real commentators
american divers are fucking sick, i kneel
Titbros…
>>143032830lol
uh titmussbros…
ameriGODS
>>143032848Anyone got a webm of the fencing thing?
>ameriswims>can swimall is right in the world
>it's another USA statpads in swimming events olympics So tired of this
>>143032840>last name is hussain>white handswtf?
Titmouse just saving energy for the finals
>>143032728>>143032751penis inspection day
what's the largest tit size a diver can have
>>143032936not our fault you cant swim friends
>>143032958I would guess B
Peacock is defaulting to audio description on some gamesgo to the subtitles menu and choose the other audio track
lol This commentary.>Ledecky trailing during the heat>Hold back, don't show your hand, just finish close>Ledecky when she wins the heat>Make a statement with a win! Don't just hold back
Death to America !!!
id let the german girls shit in my mouth their asses are perfect
What sports should i watch
Nobody can touch Queen Ledecky
>>143032958any size but their partner has to match so they keep it small
>>143032944Finals are in what, 12 hours?
>>143032936>he thinks it's just usaaussies do this tooi assumed it's just an anglo thing>>143032867i skipped back over the last 120s and didn't see who you meant
Ledecky’s nose is too op
>>143032867swimming or diving?
>>143032975what the fuck thank you. NBC is so sloppy i cant believe it
>>143032984why do germans love poop so much, genuine question
>>143032976Kek. Our commentary was literally the opposite. Started with Ari wants to make a statement here. Finished with Yeah she probably just wants to keep a low profile and not put too much in early.
CHINA FIRST GOLDas always
>>143032976commentators are nothing but talking heads used to fill in the dead air.
Irans leotard look gay as fuck with those animal prints
Dressage chads WW@?
>>143033015we dontit was illegal to make scat in the uk so a lot of it was made in germany for brits
SHES 17 YOU SICK FUCK
Landi blew the kiss
>>143033037ohh gotcha, thank you
>>143033008Swimming, the heat before Ledecky/Titmus
i want to be the german teams personal toilet
good race for 2nd there
this is difficult to jack off to
RIGGED COMMIES STEALING DIVING MEDALS
>>143033100mens gymnastics?
>>143033070>double sculls seems like something we should be medallining desu
>>143033100For you
Medals in Diving and shootingGET IN GET IN GET watching (strong) women dive NOW
>>143033122opening ceremony on restream
that one man swimmer has a tattoo of chaos undivided
so the chinese won gold in mixed air rifle, are these 2 already driving home now or what? they came for 2 hours to paris?
>>143033100when there's a will there's a way
>>143033020How much does age difference matter in these? Ledecky is 27, Titmouse 23. Is 27 almost over the hill, or is it more like rowing when you can still be good into your early 30s?
>>143033137yuck. If you like trannies and black people, it's great
>>143033143they get to stay for the olympic orgies
one of the italian divers has a bbc tattoo
thats a man
>>143033143>Not taking part in the legendary olympic orgiesNo one comes here for the medals its for the sex
china 2 goldsamerica 0
>>143033143They don't want to stay in Paris too long or they'll get robbed
>>143033194This is pointless without screencaps.
>>143033172bit like anything on the telly desu
>>143033158Nah age is huge in swimming. Ledecky will throw everything at this because after this she won’t be at the next one in 2028. Whereas Titmus will
ESTONIA ESTONIA ESTONIA
Usa jobbed
>>143033210she's cute in a very casual way.
>>143033226yeah one of the many reasons I don't watch tv
slut women athletes wear as little possible
amerisisters...
diving is actually rigged it's crazy
>>143033217Implessive
why the fuck does the Islandic swimmer wear nail polish?
>>143033275peak americana beauty on the left
Go Schland!
>>143033275qt on the left.
do you have to be a gigachad to get into swimming?
>>143033275she appears to be chinese...
>>143033306Tall yeah but the body is developed in the gym and pool
younger german diver has the best ass and probably the hottest so far
>>1430333066'4 as a minimum
>>143033306pretty much yeah. You have to have freakishly broad shoulders
fucking goblinas besides the german girls
Watching boomers vs Spain, kek the Spanish coach is pissed
>>143033306swimming is all about whether you have those freaky fish proportions or not
>>143033335>>143033361then why isn't swimming dominated by NBA types
Lol, straya.
anyone have a stream for the rowing disciplines?
>>143033395Blacks can't swim
>>143033306Broad shoulders. It is partly pure genetics.
Aussie girl completely fucked up that last dive
YA BLEW IT
>>143033381They’re not the boomers anymore. They’re the millenials now.
>>143033436Yep nearly missed the board
>>143033306Anyone can swim. If you want to be a pro, yeah, you gotta be a chad.
LET'S GO
>>143033424
they all have bad skin from staying in the chlorine water for so long
>>143033395Proportions. You need a long torso and proportionately shorter legs. And it doesn't pay much unless you're phelps
Any waifus this year? Pole vaulting maybe
Holy shit one of the Aussie girls almost fell off the diving board kek.
Aussies literally choked a medal
>>143033461fuck up zoomer
>>143033483This is definitely the most important thing, long torso short legs.
aussie girl did a reverse bradbury
>>143033306to be a pro you have to be tall, longer torso than legs, gigantic wing span, hands, and feed
>Australia gifting a medal to the crown
Don't know why TF2 thought it would be wise to have a woman commentator
must be nice to watch your family member win an olympic medal
Fighting games (smash bros) poker, chess and American football(flag) should definitely be added in the next Olympics
>USA : Bacon/Cookplease don't, i have not yet eaten breakfast
USA
kenyan fencer is so black you can see her face behind the black helmet
>>143033576it made me hungry too ..
>>143033306works out all your muscles so you basically turn into a freak eventually
>>143033573>fighting games instead of counterstrokedumb thirdie
China numba wan
>2 medals to china alreadyUHM BASED???You already know your winner.
>>143032333Name?
China is already so much ahead than the usa in everything that requires technique and not pure negro strength/speed kek
cute chinese baby imagine getting to breed her
>>143033573>American football(flag)Already confirmed for Los Angeles: 2028
Going to Aldi, you want anything?
>>143033571why do the look like a reality show family?
>>143033602>you basically turn into a freakA genetic freak, baby.
It's interesting that Eurosport Germany advertises some site about erectile dysfunction
I'm really hungover and paralysed with indecision. What are we watching bros? There's too much
>>143033655americans
>>143033347what an amazing name!
>>143033652You can surprise me
>>143033652I want my pride back after last night
>>143033636She will already be spoken for.
>>143033635Eurangutans living vicariously through Chinese is so funny
Uh burgerbro??
>WHITEBOOIsrsrly?
Uhhh it's rigged for China in France too? Wtf
>>143033670Because it's mostly watched by camp david boomer dads.
>>143033688Price might be too rich for your blood, Honhon.
>>143033573Poker would be pretty based. Like a headsup tournament and a standard tournament. There's too much variance tho and i doubt they could have prize money rivaling the highest stakes tourneys
France vs Tunisia in Judo, two home teams
>>143033652grab us a pastie moit
>>143033652you people have aldis?here only the dregs of society go there>>143033675watch the end of diving
the korea vs china fencing is sex too damn might have to pick up fencing
when is breakdance?
When do they do the podium ceremony? The stream cut to swimming and I didnt see the chinese girls get crownedChina undefeated so far
she cute
>>143033652they do a good cornish there?
>>143033706its 2 now
is sexual-tension pingpong any good
The Tunisian looks whiter than the "french' kek
italian fencer named flamingo her mask isn't pink
Tennis begins
>>143033752Yes, the true patricians go to Lidl.
Skateboarding when?
>>1430337062*fixed that for you
>>143033790>iberians commenting on whiteness
too many events going on
how do you fuck up this badly?
Fuck off chikaner
There's nothing more boring than the endless slurp of swimming events for every distance and stroke and our tv need two show every one of them. Just show the finals fffs
>>143033793her knees bend forward too.. have we been duped?
>>143033813Postponed due to weather
Is Diving not on Peacock? I want to watch
>>143033854Fuck
so what are we watching now anything else to goon
>both judokas are 'gnoulesHmm I don't think I shall watch this
why are there 100 events at once, why not just extend the length of the olympics
Do top athletes even bother with olympic tennis?
>>143033841studied at harold holt's swimming academy
>>143032547https://relay.firefox.com/
Gymnastic cuties when
>>143033828t. Moukokoko
>>143033752We have Aldi too. It’s seen as cheap and a bit tacky but heaps of people go there to get actual good value groceries. Our country has a duopoly in the supermarket sector, we only have two (Coles and Woolworths), and they rip everybody off. So people go to Aldi to stick their middle finger up at the duopoly.
When do the cunny events start?
>>143033818gold backed BRICs currency confirmed
>>143033793flamingos are actually white
>>143033571who's the hag?
>>143033867They have to pretend these people are still amateurs with real jobs to go back to.
>>143033867because host cities dont want that shit>>143033882lad moors raped you for 800 yearsiberians do not get to be racist, you lost that right
>>143033841she must’ve spied Jamal in the crowd
>>143033841you spend ALL that fucking time training and THIS is the result? If I was her partner, I'd sue her, because I am an American.
>>143033841King Charles demanded aussie choke for GB to get a medal
the lads
>>143033897One of their moms
Need to watch men's gymnastics and have a wank, where are the streams?
Anons, think of a good idea and picture for the next thread edition
>>143033857its overchinks rigged it
>>143033884>the german supermarket empire has even reached the shores of the kangaroo kontinent neat
>>143033895this one's blue now so what does your science have to say about that?
>>143033904>lad moors raped you for 800 yearstftpmuttie merkel sends her regards.
>>143033841oh no no no
anyone have a link to the swimming events?
What sport are we watching now?
>>143033573>American football(flag)this one actually is in 2028. i think they even made a womens event lmao.
>>143032259They're also all 5'7 and shorter.But yeah the rings in particular need you have massive fucking shoulders and arms
china anthem kino
>>143033941go back to bed jamal you're getting smoked by china
>>143033529Nah a reverse Bradbury would be if she missed the board and smacked her face into it on the way down. She fucked it up but at least she made the board for the jump
>>143033925As expected edition with the Chinese gold medals
>>143033888Tomorrow
>>143033934yeah and we have to bag our own groceries because of you fucking krauts
>>143033904t. Abdulaye Al-Aboutrika
>>143033967tftp, muttie merkel
Waaaaaaaaay to much going on, is there a finals only schedule somewhere to get a better overview on what to watch?
>official broadcaster™'s stream doesn't workfuck off. sort your shit out you cunts
>>143033974baggers are inefficientyou should try getting gudyou DO organize all your merchandise on the belt in the order in which you can most quickly pack it in a secure and sensible manner, ja?
>>143033949nothingtime to make some food and take a break
is there a swimming gamethread?
>>143033974Uh Oz is more like America than I thoughtdo you have to tip for everything too?
>>143033935Blue is not a real color in nature, its an optical illusion from light refraction (real, look it up)
>>143033934Aldi literally CANNOT be stopped. Never ever.
>double french Ippon in two different matchesKino
>bbc has only two streams due to (((discovery plus))) having the main rightsFucking hate this shit. The paralympics coverage will be fucking better as Channel4 actually have all the events streamed.
I just sharted my pants wat do i do now?
eurosport script really funny today
>>143033989https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/28-july?medalEvents=trueEverything here is a medal event
man I was so hype for the skating
>>143034031discovery plus is only 4 pounds. it's worth it.
>>143033997only if a whites on the check out >>143034006here’s a tip for ya m8 be good to your mother
It just doesn't feel right without Russia at the Olympics
anybody else watching military?
Is it ever not raining in Paris?
This Cebula girl's kinda cute in fencing.
>All these euros seething >MexiCHADS get everything for FREE with no adds or pop-upsBased Claro
Has to be one of the coolest names in the world
>>143034035foolish portuguese
Lads we're still winning the equestrian
>>143034062it's not raining nowt. watching the rowing
>>143034045MODS
>>143034006No but we do have to pay for the grocery bags
>>143034050>only if a whites on the check outwhat else would it be, a med? (i think you call them wogs)
>>143034046Does it have every event in full?I like to watch things in full hate the BBC editorialising to focus only on GB then show nothing else.
>>143034051Its nice that we wont have to retroactively remove a bunch of golds from doping
Why are the dressage girls the cutest on TV right now?
>germans in charge of rowing
New thread when
>>143034046>>143034031>>143034092the stream doesn't even fucking work for me, dont be fooled
This chinese guy is crushing the 400m freestyle
What we watching?
>>143034051I miss the ROC
damm Mongol girl is fast
>>143034098they just are
Failure right away. BOOOOOOOO
>>143034123Dressage
>>143034092yes as far as I can tell>>143034118i had to switch browsers to get it to play
>>143034123dancing horsies
>>143034123military
Roided chink
>>143034123whatever my france 2 overlords deign to show meright now it's 2 men rowing
men's gymnasts keep fucking up on the horse
>>143034083I live in Sydney m8 it could be anything
>>143034123Men's gymnastics
New thread needed.
handball is so silly
>>143034006we dont bag our own groceries unless you go to self checkout
I genuienly do not even know how to watch the olympics with this new deal. Does BBC do anything but the ONE thing they broadcast? I guess I'm gonna need to find a god damn stream.
>>143034183we don't have this problem over on the dressage channel
>>143034147>i had to switch browsers to get it to playah it's that botnet DRM thing, works on chromethanks nigel
>can literally watch one thing or whatever the fuck is on iplayer Fuck this shit
>president and vice president are chinkswasn't rigged at all
paraguayan judoka whiter than the portuguese
>>143034202it's goated
orsies!!!
>men's gymnasts now have zoomer broccoli hairAHHHHHHHH
>see cute Dressage girl from Finland>she's 14Am I on a list now
>>143034223that's shitwe dont have everything but we have most stuffi have no clue how it works because zdf doesn't have fencing but it has the bigger sports like diving
>>143034208Sorry anonhttps://olympicstreams.co/
>>143034227im seething. america got robbed. fuck chinks
>>143034124They took this from us.
>>143034227What's in the box?
>>143034216other way round for them
>>143034216the czech guy earlier definitely had that very same problem
>>143034243really? she def looked older
>>143034208Just buy MAX for a month
>>143034123aryan hoop & the AFL
>>143034243lolis have an advantage due to wieght its actually the horse that does all the work
Not bad, Finland...
France wins lol
>>143034223and its always either normie shit or something GB's doing well at, we're not going to see a second of pistol shooting or grecoroman
do they delay dressage if it's raining?
>>143034277get your hands off her!
>>143034279VAR'D
which next sport you predict to have a chimp out?
>>143034123swimming
>american gymnasts now black
>>143034227Kassidy is an absolute stunner.
>>143034243lmao that's the age of the horse
>>143034307>now
>>143034277cannot tell if 8 or 20
>>143034307It's for the best. No temptation to fap.
>>143034320The men now too
>>143034255Thatcher hahaha
>>143034307wdym now?it's been for a while m9
SIUUUUUUU BRASIL
who invented dancing horses as a competition and why did they do itthe mongolians must have been furious when they first learned of this
Maybe a french philosopher can give a metaphysical analysis as to why the Olympics are no longer compelling and feel like a parody of what once was
>>143034317kek
new /oly/ when
>>143034363I think the French philosophers told us what they think about the Olympics yesterday.
>>143034363it's called aging, it's terminal and you have it
>ukrainian fencer is black?
>>143034307american [athlete] has always been black
>>143034385Are you sure he isnt french?
Someone make a new thread.
SIU PARAGUAYfirst time watching a judo match they should scrap the sport honestly
>brit gymnast twinkOh I am wanking
>>143034380I doubt I would have felt this way back in 2000 if I was the same age
>>143034409No, the french is the white oneI was confused too for a second
egyptian qt detected in fencing
i dont know what to watchi just keep flicking between sports and not settling on anything
Really Olympics? Really? You couldn't get 1 nigga just to do all this shit
>>143034385the future is black
>>143034421Very weird indeed, lad
>>143034385NATO values
>>143034385all ukranian men are at war. while african migrants are competing and fucking their women
>Bogdan
>>143034431The Internet was a mistake.
/peaty/
>>143034431just pull up multiple windows on your multiple 4k monitors?
>>143034363Baudrillard died in 2006 m8
>>143034440Gymnastics has loads of shit going on at once
>>143034380once you age out of imagining yourself competing it does lose somethingstill fucking pissed I destroyed my shoulder kiteboarding years before it became an olympic sport, could been a contender etc
>the king tuts in the audience of handball Kek
>0-5ooof more humiliation
dressage is boringaussies please batter the iberians in hoops
Do tennis players even care about olympic titles
dressage is so fucking boring who the fuck watches this
>>143034506no except maybe novak just to say he got one
>>143034440>not watching all at once on separate screens
bretonbros we are so back
>>143034518gentlemen
New>>143034510
>>143034421His father is from ouganda and her mother Ukraine
Who /b/adminton here?
no /swim/ thread?
>>143032370There's still the 20k
>Winningtonnot winning
>zdf app thing on le smart tv just returns a shitty geocities era html page with a manually written out 404 not found errortechnology was a mistake
>>143034431Just watch your countries main broadcast and look up when finals start, it’s always way to chaotic in the beginning of the olympics
it's over, call the glue factory
>>143034518Girls, horsies are HUGE with girls in europe, it’s their football. Bigly money it.
>>143034506it's the highest honour after the slams, but it's a long way belowhaving it in historically relevant arenas like Wimbledon or Roland Garros helps
Bogdan is pretty fit
Gymnastics bunch of sports put together each one harder than the last one. Plus men and women have htier own events.
>watching horse gymnastics over people gymnasticsShiggydiggy
>>143034600yjk
>>143034576
>>143034431it was better when eurovisionsports was a thing you watched two things and that was it and everything was on demand and you could watch it later
Djokovic and Sinner when ?
>>143034431there is far too much choice. it's awful
>>143034385I assume at least some of the men who would otherwise have been training to compete in sports are currently shooting people on the front line in Ukraine.
anyone got any bets on? got a fiver on Peaty and France 7s to win gold at 6/1
>>143034431the illusion of choice...
>>143034695>SinnerThe (German) FRAUD called in sick
brazilian woman just fainted due to heat in fencing
>>143034363paralympics were always more interesting anywayonce you get down to the severe disability categories in stuff like swimming it gets really compelling, watching crippled misshapen meatsacks flail and wriggle forward in utter defiance of nature's crueltyten times more inspiring than watching second sons of rich families dick about on horses and boats
>>143034734peaty's going to an hero before the end of the year but they're not doing odds on that
>>143034734I reckon if you went into your local bookies they'd give you odds
>/olympic games general/Truly, summer has arrived
>>143034921Why
US lady fumbled the dressage
Anyone know a way to check if an event has ended without it showing the results?
The Quintet of Evil
Lil Jap nigga playing ball is based