Today's Schedule - All times in Paris Time CEST (GMT+2)>Artistic Gymnastics11:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 1)15:30 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 2)20:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 3)>Badminton08:30 - All singles and doubles14:00 - All singles and doubles19:30 - All singles and doubles>Basketball (Men's)11:00 - Australia x Spain13:30 - Germany x Japan17:15 - France x Brazil21:00 - Greece x Canada>Beach Volleyball (Men's)14:00 - USA x Cuba15:00 - Sweden x Australia19:00 - Brazil x Morocco23:00 - Italy x Qatar>Beach Volleyball (Women's)18:00 - China x Australia22:00 - USA x Canada>Boxing15:30 - Women's 54kg Preliminary17:06 - Men's 63.5kg Preliminary17:38 - Men's 80kg Preliminary20:00 - Women's 54kg Preliminary 20:48 - Women's 60kg Preliminary21:36 - Men's 63.5kg Round of 3222:08 - Men's 80kg Round of 32>Canoe Slalom15:00 - Men's Canoe Single16:00 - Women's Kayak Single>Cycling Road14:30 - Women's Individual Time Trial16:32 - Men's Individual Time Trial>Diving11:00 - Women's Sync 3m Springboard Final>Equestrian09:30 - Dressage (Team and Individual)>Fencing10:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 64)10:25 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 64)10:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 32)12:30 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 32)14:10 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 16)15:00 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 16)15:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 8)16:15 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 8)19:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Semifinals)19:50 - Men's Sabre Individual (Semifinals)20:40 - Women's Épée Individual (Bronze)21:05 - Men's Sabre Individual (Bronze)21:30 - Women's Épée Individual (Final)21:55 - Men's Sabre Individual (Final)>Football (Men's)15:00 - Argentina x Iraq15:00 - Dominican Rep. x Spain17:00 - Ukraine x Morocco17:00 - Uzbekistan x Egypt19:00 - New Zealand x USA19:00 - Israel x Paraguay21:00 - France x Guinea21:00 - Japan x Mali
CHINA IS CHEATING!!!
>>143034510based
>>143034510Thread 3 anon. This is thread 3.
>>143034510>no thread number ffs
good OP
/gym/>>143034548>>143034548
>>143031644previous
Its joever
>>143034510>red hot American summerJust like in 1992. KWAB
>>143034558Cringe
why the FUCK did european national TV carrier things give some olympics rights to amerimutt broadcasting companiesit's not too bad here but it sounds like the bongs got fucked
>>143034510>Handball (Men's)09:00 - Spain x Slovenia 11:00 - Hungary x Egypt14:00 - Croatia x Japan16:00 - Norway x Argentina19:00 - Germany x Sweden21:00 - Denmark x France>Hockey (Men's)10:00 - Great Britain x Spain 10:30 - Belgium x Ireland12:45 - Netherlands x South Africa13:15 - Australia x Argentina17:00 - Germany x France 17:30 - India x New Zealand>Hockey (Women's)19:45 - Argentina x USA20:15 - Netherlands x France>Judo10:00 - Women's -48kg and Men's -60kg Elimination16:00 - Women's -48kg and Men's -60kg Finals>Rowing09:00 - Men's Single Sculls10:12 - Women's Single Sculls11:30 - Men's Double Sculls12:00 - Women's Double Sculls12:30 - Men's Quadruple Sculls12:50 - Women's Quadruple Sculls>Rugby (Men's)14:30 - New Zealand x Argentina15:00 - Ireland x USA15:30 - South Africa x France16:00 - Fiji x Australia16:30 - Japan x Uruguay17:00 - Samoa x Kenya18:00 - 7th place match18:30 - 5th place match19:00 - Bronze medal match19:45 - Gold medal match>Shooting09:00 - 10m Air Rifle Mixed Team Qualification10:30 - 10m Air Pistol Men's Qualification10:30 - 10m Air Rifle Mixed Team Final12:30 - 10m Air Pistol Women's Qualification14:15 - 10m Air Rifle Women's Pre-Event Training16:00 - 10m Air Rifle Men's Pre-Event Training>Skateboarding12:00 - Men's Street Preliminary17:00 - Men's Street Final>Surfing19:00 - Men's Round 123:48 - Women's Round 1(continues...)
>>143034510>Ethiopian bread Nice !
>Winningtonnot winning, odd
but seriously, what the fuck is the mascot supposed to be?
Anyone have any good streaming sites? All my Toyko sites are gone. :(
looking forward to the skating
Why don't fencers wear protection on their other hand?
>>143034618isn't it a flame?
Women in bath suits alertim finna coom
>>143034625cute. im gonna marry her
screen 1 men's basketball spain australiascreen 2 women's tennis paolini bogdanscreen 3 swimming heatshowabout yall?
>>143034597The IOC sold it to discovery europe wide, our broadcasters have to rebuy it.I think by law the olympics has to be free to air in at least part, so the BBC got some rights but not the right to stream everything.
That Brody guy is hot. Do you think he's a fag?
>>143034618>>143034634a phryge
>zdf doesn't have a concept of "i want you to fill the entire window in windowed mode" so there's always a bunch of wasted spacereee
>>143034510>>143034605>Swimming11:00 - Women's 100m Butterfly11:12 - Women's 400m Freestyle11:30 - Men's 100m Breaststroke11:45 - Men's 400m Freestyle12:15 - Women's 4x100 Freestyle Relay12:26 - Men's 4x100 Freestyle Relay20:30 - Women's 100m Butterfly Semifinals20:42 - Men's 400m Freestyle Final20:52 - Women's 400m Freestyle Final21:12 - Men's 100m Breaststroke Semifinals21:34 - Women's 4x100 Freestyle Relay Final21:44 - Men's 4x100 Freestyle Relay Final>Table Tennis15:00 - Singles (Men and Women) and Mixed Doubles20:00 - Singles (Men and Women)>Tennis12:00 - Men's and Women's Singles and Doubles (44 matches thru the day)19:00 - Men's Doubles and Women's Single>Volleyball (Men's)09:00 - Japan x Germany 13:00 - Italy x Brazil17:00 - Poland x Egypt21:00 - USA x Argentina>Water Polo (Women's)14:00 - Netherlands x Hungary15:35 - Greece x USA18:30 - Spain x France20:05 - Australia x China
>>143034634is it?
>>143034618https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygian_capsymbol of the revolution
>>143034592seething
Britbros how is the coverage being handled? Everything available via BBC iplayer?
The venues are definitely the most aesthetic. I love the basketball court, the horse events in Versailles. It's like Karl Lagerfeld is secretely still alive and designed everything.
Does it hurt to get tit smashed with a shuttle like that?
>Simone Biles>"The Greatest"Did they forget she quit last Olympics? No "greatest" quit while still in their prime
>>143034618Phrygian cap, a revolutionary fashion statement straight from ancient Greece (Turkey) Phrygia
>>143034665What sport?
>>143034664so it's the IOC we need to have brought up on criminal proceedings?someone get the ICC on the line
>>143034688Michael Jordan did.
>>143034682also there's very good attendanceswimming arena is packed and very noisy, even dressage had a lot of people in the stands despite the rain
some more volleyball coming up in 30what's on until then?
how do i become a horse?
>>143034666>>143034671>It wasn't a meme it actually IS Papa Smurf hatWTF?
>>143034681Nope, one tv channel, one stream. The rest is on discovery plus behind a paywall
What's Egypt doing?
What are we watching??
>>143034666>The Phrygian cap (/ˈfrJdʒ(iː)ən/) or liberty cap is a soft cap, in the shape of a cone, with the apex bent over, which people in antiquity thought had to do with many different peoples in Eastern Europe and Anatolia, including Phrygia, Dacia, and the Balkans.how is this frenchi associate the beret with france
>>143034699US men's qualifying gymnastics. I don't know if he's coming back. It looked like he was going to the locker room.
>>143034705In the middle of a competition?
>Paul JUDA competing for America
>>143034725Just believe in yourself.
>>143034605what timezone?
>>143034621olympicstreams.co
>>143034731Yikes. You don't even have streams without commentary for the meme stuff?
>>143034704Yes, the IOC sold to yanks who have more money the greedy cunts
>>143034746No he did finish the flu game first at least.
>>143034681iPlayer has swimming and artistic gymnastics.
>>143034725get your karma to exactly the right level and get hit by a bus
>>143034681Only 2 streams on BBC, right now it's swimming and gymnastics. Bit fucking useless really.
>>143034731I think I have discovery+ as part of my amazon sub or sky package. Or I might be thinking of paramount+. Anyway thanks.
>>143034763YOU SICK FUCK
>>143034757CEST which is 6 hours ahead of Eastern Time US
>>143034725ask your neighbour
poast your olympicfus
>>143034740>gymnasticsSo many hot men, then you realise they're all 5'6
>>143034775redpill me on horse karma
>>143034589Was he really?
>>143034682Yes they're quite well done.
WOMEN WILL SAVE US
>>143034736they wore it during the revolution
Anyone watching Men's team Gymnastics?
>>143034798it was a joke about reincarnation in hinduism anon
why would they land the flame
>>143034764Yeah, discovery has utterly fucked things for europeans.The joke is the paralympics will have streams for literally every event, even the meme sports, on our channel 4 in a few weeks. Purely because yanks don't care so the rights are cheaper.
>>143034827yeah but would i need to be a good or bad person to come back as an dressage horse
>>143034825no I'm straight
>>143034825Yup. Kinda boring but not too bad.
lads can we please agree on a general title?they have been named all different and you can't pick them out of the many posts in the catalog /oly/ or even /ogg/ maybe?apologies for the autism
>hot bobowhat a great name
I need this setup but for gooning
>>143034843normally good but if you're bad you might end up in Charlotte Dujardin's stable
>>143034618i thought it was a play on the 1998 world cup mascot
It's so weird having spectators again. The roar in the swimming gymnasium is insane.
>>143034688This time she can take her "adhd" stimmies so don't worry she overcamed anxiety or whatever ;)
>>143034855/Olympics/ is probably best. easy to search.
>not watching everythingbros?
Don’t mind me, simply posting diving girls
>>143034855oly is the best and I shan't hear otherwise
>>143034795I caught this one knocking out an Italian fencer I remember medaling in Tokyo and she looks like she would not hesitate to murder me in my sleep so I'm investing early.
>>143034795sucks you will think of her the entire olympics and never see her again
>>143034688Broke the Olympic oath too.
>>143034865how do you get eurosport in an external player?
>>143034510can we keep the /oly/ in the title so its easier to find ffs
>>143034825I am >>143034548
>>143034855/oly/ /oly/ /oly//oy/ /oy/ /oy/
>>143034885How? Wtf
>>143034885>My shit provider only lets me quadboxbros...
Is there skateboarding on right now?The stream site says mens prelims should be on, but the actual stream is just showing swimming
>>143034865mfw gooning
the era of the ameriswim is overthe era of the auswim has begun
oh fuck we choking
>>143034865Easy to goon, just put on men's gymnastics, men's diving, men's wrestling and men's weightlifting and goon away
>>143034892that's every girl in every situation for my entire life
SHE DID IT
based Patty Mills
>>143034895https://the.streameast.app/olympicstreams
>>143034913Delayed until tomorrow/Sunday for the weather
>>143034888Checked, based and boobie pilled
>>143034909Just use Vivaldi browser, bro, you can make an even bigger grid
YWNBAW
>>143034865>I need this setup but for gooninglook up stash
Shit, we just annihilated that relay Ausbros.
>>143034913I think it's rained out
>>143034913>>143034943god (the christian one) abhors pedophilia
>>143034928FUUUUU
man, watching this reminds me of why I watch ski jumping but not nordic combined. when they're not specialized they tend to be just kind of mid at both events
>>143034913horsies keep dancing in the rain BTW
Dude this guy Brody is so fucking hot. No wonder First Lady Jill Biden is in the audience.
usa gym man just fell but damn that was an enthusiastic figure
>>143034795honestly what would have been a good feature on the site is if they showed the times and dates olympians were competing
Damn Aussies are the only ones that really pose a challenge to us in swimming, lads.
WE GAAN
>>143034731>>143034769>>143034777Actually I just remembered I have IPTV on the ol' firestick. Is there an international channel showing all the events that you know of?
>yank fell off the high barWebm?
>>143034924Always was
>>143034589>>143034801'fraid so
>>143034993gaaning in what
Can u do a handstand?
feeling good about the men's gymnastics, the burgers and leafs keep falling off things
>>143034990is Miho a gyaru? kek
>>143034928>>143034973false alarm we gucci
>>143035005wtf?????? he is raping him... but he seems to be enjoying
ameribros our gymnast is choking...
Titmus reminds me of that one curb your enthusiasm episode where Larry calls a mouse a tit mouse
>>143034966you're favourites for basically half of the women swimming events, iirc
>>143034990You can use the filters to get this but it's not as easy as I remember last time.
>>143035011Field HockeyWhat is South Africa doing in a sport for rich white people?
>ywn fuck a qt olympic gymnist (male)why go on
>>143034990Do they have to use passport photos or something?They always look so dopey
There are so many events on rn
>>143035019Chinkbots and nipponese go later today, both very good.
>>143035023no
>>143035063>netherlandsyou of all people should know that
>>143035063jan.. a chunk of south africa was rich white dutchmen/anglos
>>143035077And Brody just took his pants off. That might be the last time we ever see Brody. He's the guy who fell.
DRAMA IN JUDO JAPANESE PROTESTING AN IPPON DECISION
>>143035077just become a coach, bro
Melissa Wu.
Is Michael Phelps (and his stupid topknot) a swimming commentator now?
>>143035077Grindr at the olympic village must be interesting
>>143035100cute
BASED BLACK MAN BASED BLACK MAN
Rowing is unironically based and white.
why the fuck do they show the velocities just for 3 people in swimming instead of all of them
>>143034992Ameriswims have the better men's events the last decade or so (coming out of the Phelps era), we have the better women's events.
Jock Landale supermax contract incomingSpain looks fucking terrible lmao
>>143034881generals are abbreviated anon, but it has the full name in too>>143034889>>143034904okay, please name threads at least with.../oly/ - Olympic Games General - Day 1its easier to find and good for the archives, of which 4chan will be referred to in thousands of years as the encyclopaedia of our times
Is giddey allowed in the Olympic village
NAGAYAMA WONT LEAVE THE TATAMI
>>143035132
>>143035179I know I just like full names because of my autism.
Is fencing based?
Anyone know when North Korea’s first competition is?
>>14303512832 and unmarried.
>>143035132Been for a while. He might be goofy but his opinion is worth something. And he's a genuine ledecky stan
Can anyone compete with our girls?
>>143035175maybe all their best players are pretending to be paralympic tards again
The KING and slampig princess is attending our Field hockey game
>>143035211our kweens will smash the mathildas
>>143035157Superior power to weight ratios than non-whites it seems??Why are there no good black rowing teams?
So wait, the men are allow to just wear swimming trunks, but the women have to wear full bodysuits? What is this bullshit?
>>143035216Spain singlehandedly got most mentally challenged events removed from rhe paralympics kek
>>143035211Germany won synchronized diving. Muller was fucking crazy.
>>1430352012 hours
>>143035199they should be ashamed of making actual swordfighting so fucking dull
>>143035211>jobbed to the trampoline
Ummmm shouldn't he be fighting in Gaza?
>>143035244kek what
>>143034605Skateboarding is reported to monday
Paolini chokes set point
>>143035211ah yes I’ve been waiting for you auscoomer
>>143035255>I tap you first with a metal wire, I win teehee
That absolutely cancerous fucking opening made me lose all interest in watching the Olympics to be honest. France should be ashamed of themselves.
Usa vs Israel in swimming
big cheer for the kike gymnast, stupid frog cucks
we don't care about apehoop
GOALLLLLLLLL
>argies already failing at everything100 YEARS OF HURT
Imagine not having a medal yet
>>143035293So USA is going to throw on purpose ?
>>143035252
>>143035300that's basedfuck arabs
>>143035244QRD in this m8?
China strongGet rekt Angloturds
>>143035324kek kazakstan
Think women's medal should only count as a half point in the tally
>>143035303>t.
>>143035324i dont need to imagine
>>143035286Kelly Clarkson sobbed uncontrollably so it's definitely producing extreme opposite reactions. Snoop was surprisingly profound to me. I really enjoyed it.
>>143035340
Ameriswimbros...
>only rowing is on nowI sleep
>>143035268The paralympics used to have many more events for people with intellectual disabilities. Then the spanish 2000 basketball team faked being retards.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheating_at_the_Paralympic_Games#Basketball_controversyMost ID events got chucked out and never came back. It has a few categories in swimming and para-athletics and that's it.
Field hockey has a better VAR system and they stop the clock during downtime.Footbalcunts take note
>>143035286You need to watch france lose at everything
>>143035381I'm watching judoI dont understand a thing other than suplexes but I saw the Paraguayan girl qualify so I have to watch her in QF now
do my eyes betray me or was that a black man swimming in lane 2
>>143035396>spanish 2000 basketball team faked being retardsThey're just like me.
Male swimming is the ultimate olympic sport. Just pure competition between white gigachads
>America and Australia always lane 4 and 5Only the PEAK for the best.
>>143035396based cartmanmen
>ah kyleget rekt niggaz
greece dead last! a country that like to boast about its maritime aquatic culture, shameful
Australia absorbing their Chinese. It's over for the world
>>143035337See>>143035396
>>143035255I agree, but still gotta support my hometown girl.
eurosport is really droppping the ball on commentary i miss bbc havinbg full coverage
>>143035421It does seem to be extremely Anglo dominated across the board.
>>143035421YWNBW
>>143035416White foster parents
>>143034885Why the fuck arent you using Picture in Picture?Makes the streams borderless and they sit on top of your /sp/ tab. Shitposting and watching all on one monitor.
>>143034957I looked it up it just gives me an investing app. Was that the point?
>>143035396why are moors and their offspring so insecure?it's not like they're the failures of western europe
>>143035437Nigga, we didnt even qualify kek>>143035464Yes but there are a lot of Hungarian or Dutch good swimmers. Italy too
US Swimbros, I don't feel so good...
>>143035421its the ultimate olympic sport in that you have to be a freakish genetic outlier to compete even compared to other sports, makes it a lot less interesting imo
fencing is a woman's sport, if you are a man you can only call yourself a fencer duelist if you fight with actual swords and without armor
what are we watching
>lunch time >already 500kcal over my daily limit
>>143035396wow what cunts
is anything interesting happening?
>>143035497We don't have our literal Fish anymore (phelps)
>>143035476stashapp then
>>143035452AUSTALASIAN CENTURY
cute jap judoka
Tfw no 6'3 ginger mummy
> Britain on rings > ‘Luke Whitehouse’Lmao
>>143035497we weren't supposed to do that well in swimming this year, especially for the men
is new zealand any good at soccer? and is our mens team any good at soccer? any chance we medal?
the judo ump wearing a full suit looks fucking retardedi'm no big time weeb but it should be something at least appropriate to the sport
got the japan and france womens judo on
If we can't swim we won't win
>>143035552Why is that funny?
>>143035565they are horrendous, you should easily beat them
>>143035509fat fuck
>>143035565we're shit, unironically like our 5th sport at best
>>143035573CBC doesn't have it REEEEEEEe
>>143035496Fair point, they just don't seem to usually exceed the Anglo heritage swimmers. European dominated, then.
>>143035592everyone who isn't from a hyperpoor country has to pay discovery+ for a few events it seems
>>143035514it's funny how she's a 10 from the front and then the first time you see her from a slight angle it all falls apart, very odd skull on that lass
>>143035592why arent you watching eurosport? btww ineresting note this stream has 20 language options available lol
>>143035573>started showing it>cut to the ads and the panel immediatelyreee
>>143035603We have some good coverage otherwise. And it's free. Oh well
>>143035496>HungarianRemember this gigachad cheering on his wife?
>>143035509might aswell just kill yourself now fatty
>>143035591our 5th sport too and we never do anything in it either.
>>143035592japanese gal just pulled an ippon in the first 30 secs so you didnt miss out on anything
is judo the only real olympics event thirdies are in?
>>143035567should have a blue shirt and bowtie like old school wrestling refs
using chalk is cheating
Italy vs Brazil volleyball about to start
The Nip womanhandle the frenchie. lmao
AHHHHH THEY'RE SHOWING CLIPS FROM THE OPENING AGAIN PLEASE NO
>>143035614>this stream has 20 language options available lolfor audio or just CC?
>>143035613what
>>143035603>a fewthe olympics coverage is on the £6.99 package which they have reduced to £3.99 because they know they have a monopoly on european coverage, besides its worth it for the no commentary option alone which is great for events like archery that don't need chatter over them
for me its the double feature of mixed doubles badminton and uhh handballthey really just put whatever the fuck they want in the olympics now huh, no wonder they voted in esports. how long until we see a tranny winning gold in speedrunning? 2032?
>>143035646half of the athletes are churkas
>>143035642yeah but keep in mind you have like 100x our population
really wish the bbc would actually show the events and not endless interviews with aging sport lesbians
>mfw watching 4 fencing matches at oncemight have a stroke lads
ref rigging it against my ancestors
When will chess be added as an Olympic sport?
i hate this shit so much>>143033119the olympics is about bringing the world together it’s not for spastics to hide in their little general. sad!
>>143035714This
>>143035703by thirdies i mean latinxalso churkas/post soviets are secondies, not thirdies.
>>143035714The iplayer gymnastics stream is all sport
>>143035689This clip always makes my stomach turn. I wish I could find it on YouTube.
nip samurai vs iranian mujahid
>>143035674honestly it was just a couple hours put on some tasteless director now that sports have started all the venues look absolutely incredibleshould be awesome from here on out
>>143035691>inventing things to be mad at for no reasondont you have a school to shoot up or something
GOAT spotted
>>143035677Audio
>>143035723anglos need their generals because they dont have their own websites/language
>>143035723who cares what you think
>>143035735>Iranian>called pakimanWho writes these scripts?
Get it to fucking gether!
>>143035747YES BUT I WOULD RATHER NOT BE REMINDED OF THE DANCING TRANNIES
>>143035714for the olympics you always have to put on the individual eventsthe combined coverage is always full of bs
The jap is getting buck broken by the persian BVLL
>>143035774whole team's rattled after your synchronised divers got fucking robbed
>>143035715Watching Iran vs Nippon right.
>>143035774this isn't going to be our year huh it's so over
where is japan vs iran? too many fucking streams
>>143035221King is always permanently attending these things
mongolbros, we're winning it all
Kendo is better than this slop
>>143035715yeah i saw there was like 5 different pistes to choose and i decided to watch judo instead
>>143035814just need to wait for track and field to start
France vs USA in Fencing, Let's goooo!
>>1430358144 years of Bidenconomics really ruined it all
Anyone spotted are Kier at an event yet?
Fencing is so fucking GAY
>>143035867we'll show you the techniques of the old world, colonial(but I won't be watching because they're showing the judo reeee)
Irish female athletes
CHINA IS DOPING!!!
>>143035874tbf he could send angie over
>>143035774Yuro superiority
>>143035894True AND they are rigging the events!!!
>>143035880no it's tense when it's close
>>143035850why do lady judokas always look homeless
>>143035893grim. English tier roses. Wouldn't even if I were blackout drunk
>>143035841hnnng qt redhead braphogs are my kryptonite
>>143035814just need to get out of the boat and swim
>>143035893Not a single ass among them.
>>143035689I watch it here on Eurosport and our national tv
kek mutt taunting the crowd in fencing
>Tomorrow at 10am local>Israel vs Morocco in Judothat should be FIERY Israel vs Algeria in the Judo on Monday morning toovery fun
>>143035852no business being an olympic sport, may as well add cheese rolling
Steak and Chips in Paris: The world’s most overrated national dish?
We are all rooting for Germany right?
can burgers even row?
>>143035949is that the diver?
>>143035957>cheese rollingWOULD watch
>>143035919short hairweird hair dos
FRANCE BTFO
>>143035852kino outfits
>>143035962steak and chips is a thing?
>>143035774Bravo Discovery+
>>143035919well they cant exactly wear make up or cosmetics can they
australia vs argentina starting in hockey,any aussie watching?
>>143035945Same here. National channel and 9 Eurosport channels for free (not exactly for free but it's included in the package, no additional cost)
>>143035714I got some shitstorm news two Days ago that there is an huge uptick on lesbian dating app on Olympic village
>>143035975I did not watch it therefore it did not happen
>>143035864White owned
>>143035967they're not white enough anymore
>>143035919No make up, can't do their hair
Of all the offenses committed at this Olympics, the worst is allowing Simone Biles to return and compete.
french niggas pissing me off
Portuguese female athletes
>>143035864she looks like she fucks white boys
japan is mad because we beat them at judoof course i don't know shit about judo so i don't know if they're right or not
>>143035969Oui
>>143035852THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI
>>143035714It's just awful they show 5 minutes then cut to the studio or cut to some lesbian
>>143035990englishman tier coach>>143036018it's not like Wimbledon has a roof?
>>143036027ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>143036006It's not 1865 anymore lad
>>143035965It's called Steak Frites.
>>143036027half of them are African.. wtf happened
>>143035774imagine if lebron, tom brady, kalil mack and julio jones had decided to play rowing instead of football. they'd win by 20 seconds
>>143036006>>143036031
>>143036060the period from 711 to 1492
>>143036061
>>143036027words cannot describe how sad i am that patricia mamona isn't competing this year, i can't even find the reason why
>>143036036cutie>>143036073guy has no legs btw
>>143035978I meant >>143036056
>>143036027These are the people who call you mutt online
>>143036091Who dis?
spanish jugowoman is a visigoth btw, germanic blood is evident
>>143036052Wimbledon has a roof Centre Court and Court 1 . Roland Garros has one too I think at least the main courts
How will we honestly top France's ceremony?
Brazilian female athletes
>>143036027Manona :)
Gooner/coomer bros what we watching?
>>143036056honestly steaks and fries is kind of a weird combo for mesome thing like silky mashed potatoes or fondant potatoes seems like a better pair
>>143036123Snoop dogg performance
>>1430361132. Chatrier and Lenglen
>>143036097Has a bwc still
volleyball is a fun as fuck team sport. Brazil might throw the set.
>>14303612330 minute tribute to israel>>143036134this, steak should go with proper potatoes of some kind, not chips
>>143036073This image made a lot of Americans angry for some reason, I remember.
>>143036131cuba women's beach volleyball is on soon i think
CAMON MALLO BRETON HIT THAT NGUBU
>>143036110That's right mutt.
>>143034893How?Looking up the oath, it looks like it has become a joke. "I promise to be inclusive and take no PEDs." How timeless.
>>143036149by americans do you mean blacks
>>143036053nice smile, would
>>143036128Argentinian female athletes
>>143036111British diver Scarlett Jensen
>>143036131female tennis. LOVE the moaning
ukraine bros.....
>>143036134for me it's Bratkartoffeln
>>143036176ay bruh gtfo
water polo in 30 minutes
>>143036073They're cute, he's a paralympic runner too
>>143035524>customisable porn siteFucking Kek I wasn't planning to go that far
>>143036176>that many bottle blondes
>>143036180>Jensennot a british name
Best event to have in the background while I grind some PoE?
>>143036110Mutt
>>143036131Men's gymnastics paused so I have nothing to coom too until it's back on
>>143036073She’s so fucking hot it’s unreal I will die alone
The white woman marches on
French mutt is acting zesty
>>143036073>>143036197yjk that all the positions involve her being on top
>>143035993yeah watching now m8
>>143036229It's a pithy
swimming is boringrunning is too
>>143036173Yes. Was a minor Twitter/Instagram blowup.
>>143036221If a man without feet can get her surely you can find someone?
>>143036241nah m8 imagine the thrust amplitude you can achieve when you've only got half-legs, 3 plaps per second at least
>>143035993>>143036247Watching on channel 9.
Dude's name is APATHY. Nice.
>>143036268in the future we'll be able to grow body parts and people will have to decide if they compete in the crippelympics or the real one
>>143036268Crippling autism and ugly
Germany - Japanwho we rooting for?
hi /sp/,I'm sure the question has been asked a thousand times already, but where can i watch the events uncut ? The previous years french television offered it but the don't ths years unexplicably
>>143036283If you enjoy the olympics you should watch the paralympics. It's fun.
>>143036279the blue field is making me feel ill
Georgian female athletes
>called hockey>isn't actually hockey
all tied up in the volleyball
>>143036296the first nuke they got in volleyball its time for the second
men's fencing is so much chaddier, they just go
>>143036315all look old af
>>143036299true live broadcast is over, anything is a bit delayed so they can cut the feed before they air any terrorist attacks, sorry anon.
>>143036315oof
>>143036299discovery+ seems to have bought the rights to at least some of all events from every european countryotherwise your national broadcaster should have full streams of every event which is streamed in entirety
>>143036315Do you have all of them? When did you make these? Can I have a Vietnamese one?
why do they scream after stabbing someone
>>143034792>global event>not using a global timezone or even mentioning an offset
can this french fencing nigger stop screaming ffs
>>143036315got more of these?
>screamblading
>>143036346Demoralize their opponent.
>>143036346pro fencers are all psychotic inbred aristos
>>143036332>before they air any terrorist attacks, sorry anon.Palestinian flags*
>>143036324aight Deutschland uber alles then
>>143036332i don't mind that it's not true live honestly, i just want to see the events i'm interested in from start to end, ideally with no commercial cut and no clueless french commentator
>>143036346they show they're the ones who scored the point kek
too many streams, my adhd is going haywire
im watching nick fuentes till beach volley starts
>>143034792Why not just use GMT like all right thinking people?
Germany definitely has one of the catchiest anthems around ngl
>>143036371that negro definitely does not have any aristocratic blood
>bbc showing toff-paddle and badmintonWhy
>>143036342UK has it bad, only 2 events are allowed to be shown live on free TV everything else is in Discovery+
>>143036283the issue with paralympians vs olympians is in some events like running, have both legs amputated like pistorius means you end up using like 25% less energy which is an insane advantage
>>143036371I dated one once and she wasn't bad, maybe ours get taken down a notch because a lot of them are immigrants though
>>143036354get your nigger in check>>143036346Sabre often comes down to two guys hitting eachother at the exact same time, meaning the judge has to determine who gets the point based on rules of priority. The screaming is "celebrating" and trying to nudge the judge into giving them the point
i fucking hate this when there's 8 variants of a sport on and i dont know which one has the screaming pierre
>>143036345I made them in 2021 but I'm making a new batch for this Olympics.
Is the death march still a thing this year?
>>143036342there aren't any atm, and i see no indication on francetv's website that there will be some in the future
>>143036412https://olympicstreams.co/fencing-men-s-sabre-individual-table-of-32-live-stream/2/
>>143036412Eurosport 1 is showing it, if that helps.
>>143036385GMT is in the OP but I was replying to an American. Typically they just add or subtract 1 , 2 or 3 depending on what coast the event is on
>>143036412>screaming pierrethis should be a drink namewine mixed with beer perhaps
>>143034510you are doing god's work. Thanks anon
British female athletes>>143036353See>>143035893>>143036027>>143036128>>143036176>>143036315
>>143036406it's also bullshit in other events like wrestlingyou see a guy with one leg but that allows him to put on way more muscle than his opponent and it's less for them to grab onto
>>143036430Nope, 20km race walk only, no 50k
what do i watch to see sweaty women
>>143036405like this since last olympics, honestly fuck the bbc, i hope labour dismantle it
>>143036444at least put on number on each pics duh
>>14303643020k is still on, but 50k is gone.
>>143036430only 25km >>143036435>>143036432thanks lads
>>143036444not a single cutie
>>143036436yet there are dozens of other people in this thread reading your post so why not just use GMT
>>143036471muh parity
>>143036458It's the IOC's fault they sold all the rights europe wide to discovery
I guess today is beach volley kino day
>>143036458at least you don't have to pay itwe have to pay for our government to make shitty propagandaadmittedly we do have a lot of events but it's still not worth it
>Ledeckybros…
>>143036485Americans are the protagonists of history.
fuck.... 9's online stream of field hockey has commentary basically inaudible, far too quiet even without the argiebabble.
>>143036435>>143036412the eurosport 1 stream is the only one with commentary it seems, the ones for the other pistes dont have and its hard to follow whats going on
>>143036455>>143036471>>143036472Oh that's a shame, it was fun to watch it with /sp/
>>143036496europewide brinksmanship - either the IOC grants full rights to national broadcasters or europe doesn't participate
>>143036512t. burger sexpat
new reaction webm just dropped
>>143036512based
LET'S GO VOLLEYBOISit's far from our best team ever but let's get that gold, finally
>>143036405they had a ton of events in 2012 on the iplayer, shame how it's bare now
>>143036523another gold for China!
>>143036523tbf that's pretty sweet his camera can follow that bug so well, i'd do the same
>>143036457tennis
>>143036545It's atrocious, and in contrast with the paralympics>Channel 4 has unveiled its broadcast plans and presenting line-up for the Paris 2024 Paralympic Games. Channel 4 says its Paralympic coverage is set to be the biggest ever broadcast with over 1,300 hours of live sport airing across Channel 4, More4, Channel 4 Streaming and Channel 4 Sport's YouTube
>>143036195ESCHUHEN
>>143036531lel
is fencing always in french?
fencing could do with slo mo replays
>>143036559tokyo camera work was top tier
>>143036592oui
>>143036592Yeah
this fencing match is kinda kino
>>143036592Yes
>>143036592yea
Swiatek is crumbling
>>143036598japan literally is the only country in the world any good at making cameras besides some meme stuff here and in switzerland (i think) so it makes sense
>bbc doing studio interviews againFucking why?
>>143036598Nice of them to include the Turks.
>>143036592je ne sais pas
>>143036579channel 4 is publicly owned and doesn't give a fuck since it isn't bound by the same rules that the BBC is, hence why it can do stuff like this
>>143036595yea, completely unwatchable kek. They both strike. both scream, both complain when ref doesn't award them the point.
>>143036622i can see her knickers
French crowd booing the ref. lol
>>143036592Oui
>>143036632I don’t fucking get itThey’re getting the absolute bare minimum and the only thing I’ve seen in full was the diving
>>143036608nah man i can't fucking stand the nig
>>143036650>refi thought the entire point of fencing was that the suits were conductive and a computer can determine to the microsecond who struck who first based on which circuit closed first?
I for one dont really care about refblade
>>143036650only épée is great to watch, the rest is jsut a refsword fest
>named apathy>screams constantly
frog marches on
>>143036197Bwc spotted
>>143036678Sometimes both get points so I assume you have to score at least a wounding hit to get a point
>>143036531what happened?
>>143036678That is only true for epee. For sabre and foil there are priority rules that dictate who gets the point if they hit simultaneously (specifically: within a small specified window). The priority rules makes it so that is not completely brain meltingly boring to watch
>>143036699they should add longsword to the olympics
>>143036678ye i dunno I quit watching. i couldn't figure out what was going on.
>>143036678which just like in taekwondo has a striking 10% error rate so who scores after striking is a matter of chance
>>143036697What's the difference between the disciplines?
>>143036697Women's Epee is coming up soon.
>>143036712if both get points from an electrical measurement there must be some meme that they only measure in long periods of time because we can measure circuits into nanoseconds pretty easily>>143036719ok i guess that makes sense from a boredom point of view. what is the window?
Set up in the badminton against malaysia. First time GB has ever won a game in Olympic Badminton lol
Complete lack of goon material on atm
>Eurosports reshowing opening ceremonyFucking NOOOOOO
>>143036678not for saber, saber is a fucking mess and up to interpretation
this game is kinda good
>>143036750>he doesn't goon to (wo)men in electrically conductive clothing>>143036758that's bad
Holland BUCK BREAKING the SA boys>4-1 halftime
>>143036769Should have them in volleyball outfits with claymores
Watching volleyball now, going to switch to the general
>>143036763not a basketball watcherhow do I mute the squeak sound?It's fucking annoying and ruining my viewing experience
No grandma don't touch my vagina
>>143036763>that color scheme
new /oly/ when?
>>143036730different swords, different parts of the body to try and touchsaber is by far the worst, rigid sword and anyone on the upper body is a fair target so its all over in a millisecond
Watching on a Singaporan platform that has 20 different streams in EnglishFuck the BBC and Discovery
>>143036772>Hollandit's racist to call it that apparentlyyou have to say paises bajos
>>143036649It also helps the yankfats don't care about the paralympics, so the rights are an order of magnitude cheaper.
>>143036772>Good at iceless hockey>Good at speed skating>Shit at real hockeyWhy?
>>143036712This is only true for epee. In sabre and foil only one person gets a point. >>143036744170 ms for foil and sabre. 40 for epee
BRs getting buck broken
>>143036789>not a basketball watcherMuch like fire detectors I'm sure basketball watchers don't even hear it
GOALLLLLL5-1
>>143036814The corrext term is kaaskopp
can we have a new before the beach volleyball starts in 4 mins
>>143036754BWAHAHAHAHAseriously tho this has to be the first olympics where the US has better coverage than everyone else. i have literally every event available on peacock, on my tv and computer :>
I get the japanese having Ngubus like us, but why do they have a blond chad as well?
FILHOS DA PUTAfrancesesFILHOS DA PUTAfranceeeeses
>>143036855bro must be swimming in it
5-2 ITS OVER
>>143036810can you get peacock in europe? literally every event and replays of everything. its based
>>143036786combination jousting-fencing?
Hungary vs LeafWho should I root for?
CAMON ROW ROW ROW HARDER THAN THOSE AUSSIE TRAMPS
>journalists are being asked to wear masks out of fear for coronadid i travel back to 2021?
>>143036919rona is still a thing you know. If you're an athlete you dont wanna get it
hockey and football are the same sport, why is football use a box and hockey a semicircle
Damn this leaf is dominating the Hun.
holy kino that lunge from patrice
water polo is starting
>>143036919i got back from Paris yesterday. I am sick like a dog rn. Pretty sure i brought the corona to Paris. Your welcome!
FUCK its MOIDBALL not FOIDBALL
>>143036874discovery+ has it and is like 4-6$ for the monthliterally just a humiliation ritual
>>143036919anything that inconveniences journos is good
>>143036899always root against leafs unless they're playing france
:3
i'm not canadian i'm a native
new>>143036981>>143036981>>143036981
>>143036977>>143036980Kek
>arrowbruce doesn't even know how to use 4chanx
beach volleyball in the pouring rain fellas. Painful
this is the least competent swissoid i've ever seen>>143037044simply have it transition to mud wrestling.
>>143034664>>143034597its awful herein 2012 we had 8 or 10 channels just for the Olympics, plenty for 2016 and 2020 wasn't bad eitherThis year just 2 bbc streams an 2 eurosport streams
